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Author has written 4 stories for Hunger Games, NCIS, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.
my name:none of your business (STALKER)
age: somewhere between 1-18
Pet Peeves: Family stories where Ziva is older than everyone else (She is technically younger just more mature Abby IS Older)(NCIS)
my fav. shows are : (DRUM ROLL) NCIS!!!!!! , House of Anubis, criminal minds, victorious, (LOOK PEOPLE THIS IS A BIG LIST ) EEEH you'll find out . . . eventually
COUPLES I APPROVE:
Tony ziva = tiva!!!!! (ncis)
Fabien NINA= fabina (HofA)
Shawn JULES= ? (psych)
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed sci-fi and fantasy, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
To every girl out there who thinks they're not pretty (I was one of them): I'm not going to spew some crap about inner beauty, becuz, even though it's true, we all know that it's not what 99.9 of today's teenage girl population wants to hear. I can guarantee that everyone has someone who thinks they're beautiful, and everyone has someone out there for them. I know it's the truth. I mean, there are like, nine billion people on Earth. There's always someone out there! Sometimes it comes out of nowhere, and sometimes it was there all along. Everyone has something about them that would make someone like them, I assure you. And, hey, you don't have to believe me! But, let me tell you, life's a whole lot brighter when you do. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree.
“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up on rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.” -Meg Chittenden
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.
If you think having a fanfic profile is way cooler than having a myspace or facebook; copy and paste this to your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grew up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever walked into a lamppost or some other blatently obvious metal pole, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents?
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
Between Abby Sciuto and Mythbusters, Science was never cooler.
Losers like me will rule the world some day. Copy & paste if you agree.
Insanity is just being a genius and not being able to handle it.
I have a disease called awesophobia. It's when you're afraid that you'll become so awesome that everyone DIES!
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically, for no absolute reason, and the world will slowly back away and leave you alone.
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (gotta love Truth or Consequences) *omg i can quote that word for word, line for line, facial expressions and everything. i have to have seen it about 20 times. i even bought it on itunes!
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate obnoxious preppy people, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. ;)
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's. :(
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
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1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
When in doubt, mumble.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!... Tomorrow...
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, then sit back and let Life wonder how the heck you did that.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt Life in the eye!
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
It has been proven that goldfish have a memory of more than five seconds. Therefore, I'm not a goldfish.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
A single death is a tragedy. Any more than that is just statistics.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China
Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.
Knowledge is power. Power is corruption. Study hard, kids. Be evil.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I didn't hit you! I just high-fived your face!
1, 2, 3, more than three...
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it
Roses only last a couple of weeks, and that's only if you leave them in water. They only really exist to be pretty. So that's like saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance." But a potato! They last forever, man! Not only with they not rot, but if you leave them they'll start growing stuff! That alone makes them a good symbol. Wait, there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with them! It's like saying "I have many ways to show my love for you." Potatoes may be ugly, but they're AWESOME. So THAT is like saying "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris
Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us."
Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored. Alice Walker
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. George Bernard Shaw
Nobody talks to that guy. But let me tell you something. Every job I ever had in my life, I talk to that guy. I'd talk to him, I'd find him on purpose and I'd have little chit-chats with him, and I'd be very interested and be like, "By the way, here's a Snickers, that's for you. Peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth, enjoy that." You know why I talk to that guy? Because when that day finally comes, and he snaps, and he comes into work with a sawed-off shotgun, walkin' through the halls (gunfire noises) and he finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like, "Thanks for the candy." (continues shooting) You laugh now, but you know Monday morning, you're gonna be like, "heyyy, Marcus!" - Dane Cook
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -George Carlin
Spontaneous combustion may lead to severe headaches. Stay cool. -A message from the Board of Education
You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. --??
Barbie is not human. She is an alien. --Mr. Boutin
By one estimate, the average American spends 1,600 hours a year either driving or earning the money to support a car, and drives an average of 6,000 miles a year. That works out to about 4 miles traveled per hour spent -- the equivalent of a normal walking pace. -Edward Tenner
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -George Carlin
Speed does not kill. Stopping very quickly kills. --??
Remember: Professionals built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark. -??
If tomorrow morning the sky falls...have clouds for breakfast. --??
We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way. --??
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -- Douglas Adams
If I ever turn into a super villain, I think I'll put my lair in a strip mall, rather than a volcano or something. It's cheaper, for one, even taking heating costs into consideration. And does the hero ever really expect to be hit by spinning diamond-tipped death blades right next to the Baskin-Robbins? --??
It's pretty amazing that our society has reached a point where the effort necessary to extract oil from the ground, ship it to a refinery, turn it into plastic, shape it appropriately, truck it to a store, buy it, take it home, then throw it out is still considered less effort than what it takes to just WASH the spoon when you're done with it. --??
If I ever go blind, I want a seeing-eye dolphin. They're smarter than dogs, and I don't think one would let me get anywhere close to being hit by a car. --??
I find it interesting that the colors of many carbonated beverages are the same colors that, in nature, mean "DO NOT EAT ME! I AM POISONOUS AND YOU WILL DIE!" --??
Without music, life is a journey through a desert. -- Pat Conroy
Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. -- Victor Hugo
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky
A good composer is slowly discovered and a bad composer is slowly found out. - Ernest Newman
Composers shouldn't think too much - it interferes with their plagiarism. - Howard Dietz
When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. --??
We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe. --??
"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. You can prove this by holding your hand under a "light bulb". The dark will stack up under your hand where its path to the absorber is blocked by your hand. When they quit working and turn a dark color, it's not because they burnt out, it's because they're full. --??
Speaking of which, breadboxes are small. You can only stuff about seven live squirrels into one. --String
Wisdom tells me I am nothing. Love tells me I am everything. Between the two, my life flows. --Nisargadatta Maharaj
All those who are unhappy in the world are so as a result of their desire for their own happiness. All those who are happy in the world are so as a result of their desire for the happiness of others. -- Shantideva
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. --Winston Churchill
If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. --??
"What's this movie about?"
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. -- Chris Rock
I’m learning how to fight, how to zombify shit… and when I graduate I’m going to be the heir to… well, it’s basically a big pile of crumbling rocks but it’s an important one. --Steffain; MU
Life is sexually transmitted. --??
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. --??
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. --??
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. --??
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. --??
As the clock ticked off the last few seconds of 2005, I closed my eyes and made a solemn resolution for 2006: I will not kill anyone this year. --??
I spent five days getting there only to realize it was the journey I should have been paying attention to. --??
You'd think that with the rise of cameras and video recorders, UFO sightings would go up, and not down. --??
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. --??
My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--that most of us go to hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to upset him. --Some kid
If you’re ever asked to compile a list of the least reassuring things you can say during a sexual encounter, “I found something fun-looking in the bathroom”, “it’s a surprise”, and “just hold still” probably all need to be on there, in that order. --Tales of MU
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? --??
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. --??
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia. --??
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life. --??
Whenever you cry, a seahorse cries, and the ocean rises a little bit. Soon African countries will disappear. --Todd
This is no time to be a hero! That time was half an hour ago! Where were you? -- Unskippable
Y'know, you see an army like this and you immediately know that they aren't on your side. Why can't WE have the massive bug-thing instead of the bad guys? --??
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. --Kurt Vonnegut
90 people get the swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. 16.3 million people have died from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom. --??
"What'll we do with the bodies, ma'am?"
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. But it takes a bloody long time to get to England in a rowboat. --??
The truth hurts, and so do lies. It depends on your choice of weapon. -Enjoyeverymoment
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Now tell me that I'm not trained enough. -Enjoyeverymoment
Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard, but if I'm right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization.
Smile. It confuses people.
If you hit me, I hit back. If you hug me, I'll stare at you and ask "Are you bipolar?"
Duct tape is like the force. It had a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
I don't understand white crayons. Why are they here? What do they want from us?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
If at first you don't succeed, never try sky- diving.
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.
Sarcasm is one more service I offer.
When all else fails, try bashing your head against the wall some more.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
If you can start the day without caffeine;
1492. The teachers told the children that this was when their continent was discovered by human beings. Actually, millions of human beings were already living full and imaginative lives on the continent in 1492. That was simply the year in which sea pirates began to cheat and rob and kill them.
Love is where you find it. I think it's foolish to go looking for it, and I think it can often be poisonous.
Many people need desperately to receive this message: "I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people don't care about them. You are not alone."
We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.
Wars would be a lot better, I think, if guys would say to themselves sometimes 'Jesus - I'm not going to do that to the enemy. That's too much.'
(above five quotes from Kurt Vonnegut)
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised I lied about the cookies?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Three lefts do.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Have you ever wondered which hurts more: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring
Don't steal, the government hates competition
I love it when someone insults me, that means I don't have to be nice to anyone.
Any bad experience can be seen as a good story to tell.
There are two tradgies in life. One is to not get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
Discovering is seeing what everyone else is seeing and thinking what no one else has thought.
A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
It's the way you make me laugh when I don't even want to smile.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to be loved and love in return
Take the chance to fall...but hope for a chance to fly.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
No smile is as beautiful as the one that struggles through tears.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. (WAY ahead of the game on that one.)
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (reading it not writing)
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.
Worst things to hear during surgery:
"So Bob, did you hear the news this morning?" "Yeah, something about the sale prices on fresh organs going up..."
A screwdriver?... This can't be right.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
After everything we did, I can't believe this guy is still alive.
Ah well, you win some, you lose some...
Alright everyone, let's dig in.
An instruction manual would have been nice.
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
At least he doesn't have brain damage... Wait... Now he does.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
Could you stop that thing from beating?
Death is probable... Now it's certain.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
Many preschoolers got several correct answers. Most adult got them all wrong. Use this to frustrate all of your friends.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
95 percent of girls would die if Robert Pattinson were poisoned. 4 percent would grab popcorn while screaming, "Make it stronger!!" 1 percent would enjoy feeding him more high-concentration bleach from a spoon (:3). Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? Probably the 1%. Sounds like fun!
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted. 0.5 percent think that Myspace is dumb. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I am part of the 0.5 percent, cause I don't have Myspace; I have Facebook AND am not addicted.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile. (really??? They'd do that??? That's even possible???)
100 percent of the teenage female population would want to be turned into a vampire. 98 percent would do so in order to marry their sparkly Edward Cullen. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent who would do so in order to kick his sparkly ass.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Well, it will be long after all this insanity is done!)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. (not directed to anyone on this sight ])
7 Ways to scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
Is that the yellow banana tree?
Why do I read so much you may ask? This is a simple answer. It allows me into a fantasy world of my own imagination. Reading also has its benefits. a higher vocabulary is one, this happens as you read, you absorb the word you don't understand and as you read you begin to understand that word. Some people don't read because they classify it as school work. Technically reading can be classified work. But reading is also very important to succeed. (If you believe this, copy and paste it onto your profile and add your name to the list) emilyroorose,fake smile real pain
I read to escape the often too-boring or too-painful reality of the world. I read so I can forget about the problems of real life, and take myself somewhere where anything is possible- my mind. My Imagination. And it is there where I feel my happiest. (If this is true for you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list) Elleschi, emilyroorose, fake smile real pain
"Doctor, brave and good,
"A horse and a Man
"The men above were deep asleep, while greater love lies further deep, this dream must end, this world must know, that we all depend on the beast below."
"It doesn't matter where you come from - it matters where you go. No one gets remembered... for the things they didn't do."
Tiva's oldest daughter (BEAUTIFUL): http://slhairstyles.com/images/2009/05/little-girls-curly-hairstyle.jpg
Tiva's Youngest Daughter (CUTE): http://www.emergencycareforyou.org/uploadedImages/PatientStories/Little-Girl--sized.jpg?n=5585
Jibbs' oldest Daughter :http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2106336286_b5b6e37683.jpg
Jibbs' Daughter :http://data.whicdn.com/images/26487463/10551a2752dbe65add8e58adbed89739_thumb.jpg
Jibbs' daughter :http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i2j6iMAVrqc/TNIT7cPJuOI/AAAAAAAABFs/Acuy-i6zBGQ/s320/MackenzieFoy
Jibbs' Youngest Daughter :http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/6218888/2/stock-photo-6218888-little-girl-with-blue-eyes-outside.jpg (DAMN JIBBS GOT BUUUSSY!!!!)
Mcabby's Twin Boy's :http://gabriellegarland.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BLOG-2.jpg
NCIS Title:Kid me not
Title:Let's Play House
Jenee Emmery Sheperd/Gibbs ( Ziva David) : http://polyvorepics.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/adorable-little-girl.jpg
Natalia Grace Sheperd/Gibbs (Tali David): http://sweetpeasblog.yoursweetpeas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dsc_0033.jpg
Noah _ Sheperd/Gibbs: ( Levi Shavir): http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2766/4112772099_b61aacf19e.jpg
Annabelle Joanna Gibbs: ( Abby): http://www.fantastikresimler.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/blond-blue-eyed-little-girl.jpg
David Antonio Gibbs:(Tony): http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/4574889942_59d92cee0c.jpg
Don't have an name yet:(Tim): http://parentables.howstuffworks.com/media/images/pretty_boy.jpg
Undercover House: http://csmedia.mris.com/platinum/getmedia?ID=97621572820&LOOT=50000881745
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