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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Ninja Turtles.

um... hi i guess... i really have no fucking clue what to put on here soo im going to wing it.

Name: (not my real name) Abbadon

Age: fucking guess smart ones!!

Profile: i love the color indigo (the darker shade) and forest green (also the darker shade). im a bit suicidal/metal.i also have MPD. im a bitch when it comes to debating. (btw i am known to have a potty mouth so beware!!) i am a music fanatic. as in i rather listen to music than do homework or chores. lol. ummmm i love yaio and if you dont know what it is look it up!!! unless you dont like boyxboy... um favorite shows are-

naruto

trinity blood

black butler

hell girl

one piece

TMNT

Hellsing

CSI: Miami

CSI

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag every day.

I am the girl who challenges her faith every day, because people like me need loved as much as anyone else, but no one understands.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up, put this on your profile.

(BOLD= the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I STREAK MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have DEPRESSION PROBLEMS, so I MUST JUST TALK ABOUT HOW LIFE IS AWFUL
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm a FOREIGNER, so I MUST BE STUPID
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF ONCE, so I MUST be a loser
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile


FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Mental Toast Goddess

Live to anger the World

Jashinsangel0521


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sighcoe, Navaka114, kai2, MoonlitexAngel, Live to anger the World, Jashinsangel0521

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


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Betrayed by an Angel by MoonStone-Secrets reviews
Sasuke came back with company but Sakura could care less. But what happens when a certain redhead replaces Sakura and will she be willing to stay loyal to the village that betrayed and forgot about her? What's this about curses and wings? sucky summary I know, limes, lemons OOC and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,342 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 13h ago - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Open your eyes by DemmyTheCat reviews
Kevin always been a bully to the three eds, but never to the point to have one of them run off crying. What will he do? Why does he feel like shit now. (( KevEdd)) mention of rape, underage drinking, bulling, /Some chapter may be really short, from me having to work a lot, but there will be longer ones to come./ (STOPPED WRITING FOR THE MOMENT)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Edd, Kevin
When the Angels Bleed by Blue rose water reviews
Elijah is a girl who is invisible and picked on constantly. Her younger sister is better then her at everything including earning the love of her parents. She is alone and unloved. What happends when she runs into three brothers who are misunderstood? Slenderman, Splendorman, Trendorman x OC
Slender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/13/2013
In His Eyes by River the Night Witch reviews
"Have you ever heard of a snow day? I know it's no hardboiled egg, but kids like what I do." "But none of 'em believe in ya. Do they? Ya see, you're invisible, mate. It's like yeh don't even exist." Angst, AU, because just a little altered reaction can mess a up whole story. Is continued.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Iron Girl (the unknown hero) by Ironmanlover1 reviews
Hi, I'm Abi Stark and this is my story, never seen or told before. When I meet my dad, I had no idea it was him, we were both in captivity when we met and neither of us knew who the other was. When we got out of captivity our worlds were turned upside down in an unexpected way. Rated m for mild language. Skip to chapter 8, I'm told thats when the story starts. welcome. (Possibly 7)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] OC
Love Forgotten by Animelover5510 reviews
This is a story requested by my friend Ace Lyn! This contains yaoi (boy x boy), rape, drugs, alcohol, self harm, and mean names. You've been warned. *squints and hawk eyes* Enjoy and R&R! ;)
Slender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/5/2013
Slender Blind by kairi's friend reviews
Slender Man catches you only when you see him. But Trevor is blind. The two form an unlikely bond that is put to the test when Slenders and humans alike are all threatened.
Slender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,983 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/5/2013
Kryptonut by Li-Halo reviews
In which Splendid runs into the twins midway through a museum robbery, and the typical chase ensues. However, the game changes entirely when the twins employ a certain chest containing none other than the fatal Kryptonut. Against his will, Splendid is forced to obey them. It's either submission, or death... M for rape, yaoi, lemon-ness... The usual, guys.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Lifty, Shifty, Splendid - Complete
Turtle TidBits by Mystic Medjai reviews
A collection of stand alone, usually short, stories. Chapter Twenty-Fiver: "Yep," Mikey replied, leaning forward eagerly from his position on the couch. "And this dude is totally about to get his head lobbed off."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,718 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo
Accidentally In Love by sugarart reviews
This is all about how Jack and Bunny fell for each other. Inspired by 'Living Again' it is a Jackrabbit fic so if your not into that kind of thing don't read. Rating has gone up for later chapters
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 113,888 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Love is green by Kitty-Guardian Dorothy reviews
Leatherhead finds himself growing feelings for a certain orange-masked ninja turtle. If they have a relationship, will it work out despite the harships? Rated M for implications and scenes.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Leatherhead, Michelangelo
Nippon by C24 and G36
Complete Crack Zarya and Abbadon get into an arguement
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13 - Itachi U., Kakuzu, OC - Complete
Resonant Humanity by VortexEssence7 reviews
She wants to die. But, for some reason, he won't let her. Maybe he really does enjoy her suffering like he says. As she finds herself falling deeper, into the dark of hell, she can't help but realize that she doesn't mind it. He is far from caring. However he can't fight his addiction to her. Will they both become lost in each other?
Slender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 8/19/2013
The Teacher by DancesWithWolves7 reviews
"Maka..Maka..MAKA!""What Soul!""Stop Staring at him!" Maka just thought she was just idolizing Stein but since this is a romance I bet you can guess the true nature of her feelings for him. Stein, being the genius that he is stays mostly oblivious XD
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Maka A., Franken Stein
The Way Shiro and Ichigo Mate by Shikuzumika reviews
Ichigo visits his Inner world during Shiro's mating season.When Ichigo finds out he is expecting from his own hollow,what will he do?As word comes to Soul Society,they decide that a hybrid between a hollow and shinigami is below par and Ichigo and Shiro are put under orders to be executed.Will they be able to escape this fate? Don't like yaoi? Don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Italy's True Feelings by Charebare reviews
Italy is desperately trying to hide his true feelings from Germany. Awkward/crazy moments pursue. Germany is confused about Italy's behavior. Boyxboy. Rated M for later scenes. 3rd person omniscient. Please, please, review! Even if you're a visitor!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/12 - N. Italy, Germany
Who said Hidan can't count? by RedHotPyroDemon reviews
If the Akatsuki were American, well, lets just say that Hidan isn't mixing well with the U.S.A money system. Poem about Hidan being stupid. "YOU IDIOT"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Afraid of the Dark by Darkmoonphase reviews
As long as he keeps quiet and does as "they" say, he's fine. But Kakuzu and his friends have other ideas. Thrown into something he doesn't want, all he can do is try to stop it before it's too late for those he cares most about. kakuhida/AU/high school [Now adding Alternate Ending chapters; 2014 final update]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,389 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nameless Crypts, Beautiful Faces by sarinamydear reviews
Just some short scenes between the Undertaker and his favorite skeleton Betty. No particular order.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Undertaker
Beware the New Reaper by phantomwritergirl reviews
5 years after Grim became Billy and Mandy's best friend, Mandy is alone and broken. What happens when Grim visits her with a very iteresting deal up for grabs...
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/26/2013
Hide and Seek by Red LeJester reviews
Forty years after the battle with Millennium, Sir Integra is approaching death and Seras is heart-broken over the inevitable. But luckily, her sire Alucard has a game that will lift her spirits. And give him the chance to finally confess something to her. Meanwhile, a new enemy is coming, to destroy everything that the Hellsing Organization stands for. Based on anime-verse.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Alucard, Seras
Kakuzu's Treasure by spotlulu28 reviews
This is a love story. Its about a former slave girl she was sold by her family at a age young to rich and evil noble man who treated her like shit. She is twenty year old in the story. She had forgotten her real name long ago and her owner just called bitch or brat. He won't let her out of his sight because of her gift. This gift only brought her pain until she met Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Kakuzu, Deidara, Hidan, Konan - Complete
Crimson Roses by NutNutty reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is a flick of a wrist...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael
Beauty and the Four Beasts by Crimson-Eyes26 reviews
After meeting the past turtles, a girl simply looking for her missing friend ends up making a sacrifice for her to keep her safe from four foul beasts resembling the turtles. But are they really all bad? Beauty and the Beast parody. Implied Dark LeoXOC. Contains some angst, friendship, and romance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Dark Turtles
Eloquence by Applebucker77 reviews
It's never easy for Garnet to talk about her feelings. But when your partner is someone like Pearl... a conversation, no matter how short... may be worth venturing from your comfort zone. Femslash. (Or is it Gemslash?) Cover art by me. Yes, I fixed it.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Garnet, Pearl] - Complete
F' YOU, SLENDER MAN! by Rabbit '91 reviews
An Anti-CreepyPasta of my adventures in the world of Slender, Rated M for language(obviously). Read and Review if you wish.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Complete
A December Mistake by ConstantXIII reviews
Pearl forgot to buy a jacket yet again this year, but Garnet has her covered like always.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Garnet, Pearl - Complete
TMNT:Cherry Blossoms of Life by Monalisarh reviews
Raph is turned into a kid his dark childhood experience revealed he seeks confort in his family. As death surrounds him and the constent threat from the foot. His bothers care for him. How can he surive? Warning Contains Yaoi, Gayness or turtlecest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Raphael
The Countdown by AoiSouls reviews
After faced with Eddy's misplaced wrath Double D finds a friend and maybe something more in a suprising hero. Really it's your basic yaoi plot line. reviews appreciated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Edd, Kevin
The Hunter and The Siren by DeathDragon130 reviews
He was a hunter and a killer. She was a healer and the adoptive of the holy man Imam. It seems the hunter has a new puzzle to figure out and a new prey to play with or will it be to love?
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011
Behind These Blue Eyes by TheOneRealThing reviews
After the Beast's transformation, were things really all perfect like we had imagined them to be? COMPLETE.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,698 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Old Blood by Silent-Echo117
After a run in with none other than Father Anderson himself, Valeriya finds herself in Hellsing manor to rest and recover, in that time, she spends all her time with Walter c. Dornez, can romance bloom between a dark creature of the night and the sweet butler? read and find out! WalterxOc Rated M for Vals history and her potty mouth
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,212 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Walter
The New Goddess in Town by Rosellia of Lunaris reviews
All Hades wants to do is rule Olympus. Is that to much to ask? Well Zeus is getting tired of it. What happens when a mischievous, babe of a shape-shifter gets to be the Lord of the underworlds babysitter! Watch out boys. I'm the NEW goddess in town!
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,508 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hades
Robots Have Feelings Too by Trixmade reviews
Sonny/OC - Azure hitches a ride with Del into the crime scene of Dr. Albert Lanning's death. Never expecting to meet a certain robot that's going to change both of their lives forever.
I, Robot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013
Trying my patience by Blood Never Lies reviews
A piece about Seras having to deal with Pip inside of her whilst doing her job and some of the everyday issues that remain with being a vampire. Extended from a ONESHOT. Some swearing, some French, some sexual references. Rated M for later sexual content
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Seras, Pip
Blood Red Believer by CuteCat213 reviews
A dead mother and abusive father, tortured at home and bullied at school, and cutting to deal with his pain; is there any way Hidan can escape the hellish prison his life has become? And what happens when secrets start to unravel and some of his greatest tormentors begin to suspect? KakuHida, KisaIta, SasoDei, ZetsTobi, PainKonan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Look into your eyes by Lumiechelle reviews
Hades tries to destroy Hercules marriage, but then he slowly develops feelings for Meg...
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,296 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Meg, Hades - Complete
This Can't Be Happening! by Kismahaz reviews
What if Kakashi used his magekyou sharingan on Kakuzu and Hidan? And what if the portal that Kakashi opens, sends Kakuzu and Hidan to a different reality and what if that reality was ours? AU story. Also involves an OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,309 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Who is he now? by Kuma570 reviews
Are you ever worried that after fighting with someone, you may never get to see them again to apologize? Raphael is. After a fight with Michelangelo, a terrible incident occurs which may result in the end of the lighthearted sibling. R&R please. I would like many opinions.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Michelangelo, Raphael, Shredder
Mind the baby, Akatsuki! by SleepinDojo reviews
A fanfiction that was inspired by Dreadful-Kharma's 'Bringing up Kakuzu' (hope you don't mind me taking some ideas from it). Tobi turns Kakuzu into a baby and... Well, go ahead and see. Rated M because of a certain Jashinist. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Happy Birthday Jack! by GoinWeird reviews
It's Jacks birthday and North knows he wants a certain bunny. So he decides to get him a little gift that he won't forget. Lots of smut. Jackrabbit. Top! Jack and Bottom! Bunny
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
A small boy by Blooming-Sunshine reviews
Kakuzu was sent to find a boy. What has happend to this small and scared kid? And what does Pain want with him? Don't own Naruto. /abuse/language/ and a quiet Hidan 0.0 (if you can believe it)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Knowing Me, Knowing You by The Secret Winds reviews
Jack is having strange feelings for Bunny but Bunny doesn't seem to feel the same way. WARNING this is rated M for explicit language, Self-Harm, and for some sexual content. This is Jackrabbit, that means BoyxBoy. Just thought I'd let you know! Sequel: I'm With You.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,037 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
Don't you DARE compare me to HIM! by yuki100o reviews
I was given this necklace when I was four, I've been training for this since I was six, I've been a protector since I was fourteen, and I swear, I swear that if you even THINK about comparing me to Bunnymund I'll gut ya and feed ya to the wolves! (Credit iHeartPigs0618 for the picture :)) Summary
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Sophie, OC
Rigby is 'In the Closet' by Mr.GW reviews
Rigby has always been secretly in love with his best friend, Mordecai, and would do anything for him. But when Mordecai and Margaret get closer, Rigby grows more jealous and yerns for him. Now, he fights with the fact on either telling Mordecai the truth of his secret love or never telling him. Will he lose it all? Also, does Mordecai have feelings for Rigby too? MxR/MxM
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 120,892 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Rigby, Mordecai
Hey Kakuzu by ZaSasukeGreatWarrior reviews
Hidan is feeling neglected and lonely. Trying to find someone to hang out with fails him and so he returns to his room only to find that Kakuzu changed his mind. Fluff? Eh but cute. Its my first of this couple. Rated T for cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Adventures of Saffy and Ame by AmethystNevermorexSaffyRaine
Just a bunch of stories told by Hades to Amethyst and Sapphire Let me know if I should continue
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Hades, OC
Jack and the Gang by ImagineFlowersAndCookies reviews
Well this is also another Jackrabbit story, and well... in another scenario that was bugging me, so Enjoy ... Rated M for Later Chapters ... I'm not sorry ;P
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Homeward Bound? by White Fairy Writer reviews
The vial is full again, but Alice isn't sure she wants to go home. Is it time to let go of the dream world? Or should she just dump the vial out?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,918 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Alice L. - Complete
I'm a Bunny by Roxy-chan-12 reviews
Jack didn't know much about rabbits, that is, not until he started spending more time with Bunnymund... and learning the hard way. -A series of Oneshots- *Rated T just in case**JackRabbit*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Don't mess with cupid by ImagineFlowersAndCookies reviews
Cupid finally meets Jack. See's the connection and trys her best to bring fun into the pookas life. JACKRABBIT ! Pfft, of course ;)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
Feelings Revealed by sexyslytheringoddess012 reviews
Bunny has decided to court Jack Frost but it's not as easy as he thought it would be. Jack seems to be oblivious to his advances and another spirit is trying to catch his attention. Now Bunny has to compete with Cupid and get Jack to realize that his feelings aren't going unrequited. Sequel to The Truth Comes Out! I've never done a sequel. Jackrabbit with little hints of Jack/Cupid
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North, Tooth - Complete
It Hurts by SolipsisticInfluences reviews
Ah the beauty of an unrequited love.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
A Family by Firestormhunter reviews
Jack and the other guardians go to celebrate their victory but Jack ends up getting ignored. Jack realizes that no one cares and leaves. But he finds out just how wrong he is.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Misadventure in literature by IamEnVIOUS reviews
Tobi recites the alphabet. Crack humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Moon is peering in through the Prison Bars by LoneArticWolf09 reviews
JackRabbit. A high security prison has a new inmate; hardened, sarcastic E.Aster Bunnymund who builds quite a reputation for himself on the first day. Partnered with victimized but mischievous Jack Frost in his cell. They both have to deal with daily life in the prison and Bunnymund finds himself beginning to protect Jack, but why did they both land in there in the first place?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,667 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Not the Last Time by Erumurus Aster Bunnymund reviews
The first time someone took care of Jack when he was sick, and most definitely not the last time in Bunny's book.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
It Had To Be You by AlwaysAwkwardAlice reviews
When Jack was young his parents and little sister Sara were in an accident and from then on Jack was taken in by his adoptive father North. North has moved them to a brand now town and Jack isnt exactly enthusiastic until he meets Aster Bunnymund, but will Pitch ruin this newfound romance! FUTURE SMUTT WARNING THERE WILL BE SOME SMUTTY SMUTT!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,898 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] Pitch
Is It Just Me Or Am I A Total Whacko? by cariomario123 reviews
What happens when a super-duper fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ends up in their dimension? A lot. This is probably not what you're expecting, so bear with me. This is the result of drawing my profile picture. And in case you ask, yes. I am weird.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013
i'll make you scream by jbenzenhafer1 reviews
pitch pulls out all the stops to make one girl scream,re-posted it cause i had to fix some things
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Pitch - Complete
The Slender Family by AgentMaryland93 reviews
Ok, so far I haven't noticed any other stories about the other Slenders (check out deviantart to see pictures of them) so I decided, I would probably be the first on here at least. Rated M for some language and possibly whatever Smexy will do. I don't own the Slenders and this story was inspired by a comic i saw on deviantart.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013
No one gets left behind by Darst reviews
This is a story of how the turtles get to OT4. Warning: turtlecest, adult language, sexual themes, kinks
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Raphael, Leonardo
Two Times the Love by AmIObsessed reviews
"We've been watching you with that war vet. You're always playing around with him even if he is a freak. We've just been wondering when it would be our turn to play with you." He put his chin on her head as Lifty pushed his to her neck. Together, they murmured to her, "And now, you're all ours." LiftyxFlakyxShifty.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Flaky, Lifty, Shifty - Complete
No silence by Academy6 reviews
Don just wants Leo to SHUT UP! Goes on during and after Bring it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Sympathy For The Devil by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
At the heart of it, the entire affair came down to bad timing, coincidences, and spur-of-the-moment decisions. And, of course, Kevin's stupid conscience. (Reverse!AU)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,853 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
A Different Tale by crazyasssoul reviews
"Open the door Belle! NOW!" Run... It was the only thought to go through my mind, and I listened. I grabbed my cloak, and ran for the back door, not bothering to grab any food, or supplies...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Belle, Beast/Prince
Pissing Pillows by A Ravens Dream reviews
One shot collection of Kakuzu and Hidan and all the awkward and funny situations of their relationship. Lots of language, lots of implied sex, actual sex, lots of humor, lots of fluff. Taking requests for this story! *marked incomplete until out of ideas, please leave requests!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hummingbird by Erotic Writerman reviews
I could reach heaven in his eyes. But I couldn't make him stay for me. So I did what I had to do. This is my story. (rated m for language and adult situations)
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Can Love Make a Difference? by asuvs.uofa reviews
What if Hercules never gave up his god-hood for Meg? What if Meg helped Hades out of the river? Meg brings Hades back however, she starts to get feelings for him. Who does Meg really love, Hercules or Hades?
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Meg, Hades
What Bunny Dreams about by brokenheartsandtears reviews
Jack is asked by the not so young, Jamie to go get the pooka for some winter fun, But Jack ends up waking a sleeping pooka. now what could He be dreaming of...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Zetsu's diary by MistyxKisame reviews
The akatsuki finds out Zetsu's and each others dirty little secrets. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING of course! Cracking pairings ahead. Please read and review! Requests welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Deidara, Kisame H., Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
My Padawan! by WhovianJedi reviews
Oneshot. Ahsoka finds Anakin and Plo Koon arguing over something involving a certain Padawan. Crackfic.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Plo Koon - Complete
KakuHida: Free by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Hidan is the most hated person at school. Kakuzu & friends bully him. His dad abuses him... Life is just a living hell for him. will have Akatsuki: PeinKona ZetTobi, KakuHida, KisaIta, SasoDei. M for language abuse and yaoi: Rape/non-rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,145 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Tears by hippolover1326 reviews
Everyone in the squad thinks they need to be the strong one. What happens when they're all in a room together and the emotion is just too much to hold in?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2013 - O. Benson
Sing Me To Sleep by HerHiddenSecret reviews
How does Jack feel about those 300 years all alone? Were there repercussions? Will a fight change everything? JackRabbit
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,989 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Tasteful Pleasures by Volitivam reviews
Set as an AU where both Integra and Walter are young adults/teenagers - the two go out on a 'date'. They have a small squabble and Integra tries to lighten the mood for once, thus starting a food-fight between them. Written for a a dear friend of mine. x3
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Integra, Walter - Complete
Boats and Coats by Dr Yu Minoru
don't worry walter is young not old ew XD Alucard is a fearsome pirate terrorising the sea, particually selfish rish bastards. but can a teenager with ties to death change this fantastic captain? alucardxwalter/ pipxseras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,594 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Alucard, Walter, Integra
Dying Nightmare by Eloria Castiel
A series of different scenarios of how one will do when he lost his beloved. [Warning: Tcest pairings, character deaths]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,879 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Friends, Forever by AgentMaryland93 reviews
A story about an abused five year old befriending Slender. Rated M for a few curse words
Slender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
AkatsukiBunnies? by awesomeinhumanfrom reviews
The Akatsuki get sent to our world as...bunnies? Now they have to deal with two Akatsuki-worshipping psychos...could this get any worse? (Adoption, continued on Princess Kaminari of the Sand's profile)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,854 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
She watched me bleed by therandomer5000 reviews
Rated for blood! Karai makes a mistake when she kills Leo, she doesn't realise until it's too late. Will she ever be happy? R&R ONESHOT!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Damaged by wowza101azwow reviews
Meg acknowledges her true state of being as jaded and damaged, an unfit match for young, naive Hercules. After realizing the fantasy of a fresh life would be impossible with the demons of her past, she decides to return to her violently aggressive owner and the malevolent god of the underworld. (Rated M for language, minor violence, and sexually explicit content)
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Meg, Hades
Awkward Night by kzlovers reviews
Raph comes home drunk one night. Don is still up and is watching the Discovery Channel when Raph comes in and Don has to deal with the drunken turtle. Warning, there is tcest. Rated M to be safe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
The best kakuhida fanfiction ever written by kakuzuko by kakuzuko reviews
dont read it if you cant take a joke thats my only warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Beautiful World by Profe reviews
Benson is fed up with everything. The world around him is falling apart and he thinks, maybe, that's exactly how it should be. That is, until someone decides to change that, but will they be able to save him in time?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Benson, Skips - Complete
One Moment by Tala95 reviews
Just a short one shot of the four turtle brothers. please read and review; it's my first time at a one shot, so please tell me what you think.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Akatsuki guidelines by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
What you need to know to survive in the Akatsuki: Please use wisely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Texting for the First Time by MeHihihihihihihi reviews
Mikey discovers texting on his tPhone and decides to strike up a conversation through text to Donnie. During the text, he freely shares what is going on in his goofy head. Donnie tries to explain texting to Mikey. The conversation gets out of hand and a little goofy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Cuddles by RomaMarufixx reviews
Sometimes cuddles and kisses are all you need from your partner. Turtlecest. Tcest. Leonardo / Donatello.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Eyes by RomaMarufixx reviews
Michelangelo's favourite thing about Donatello is his eyes.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Bound by The Tox reviews
A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Forget Me Never by AJB66613 reviews
Follow Donatello through his childhood to adulthood whilst fighting his love towards his brother Raphael. The sequel is out! Check out Come What May!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Bright Future by Scotia Daniel reviews
Karai had always been beautiful to him, but now, as she walked down the aisle with the fatherly figure she deserved at her arm to be given away to him, she had never been more gorgeous before than she was at that moment.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Animal Instincts by ShotgunRedneck reviews
What if Splinter only had found 3 baby turtles? What happened to the other one? What if the three brothers find him in a fighting animal ring? But most of all, what will happen when one turtle realizes that he is falling in love with the Feral Warrior?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Raphael, Donatello
Brother My Brother by roxan1930 reviews
After another fight with Raph Leo goes to his room to listen to some music but then hears a song that makes him think about himself and his little brother. 2003 verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
After Party by Sniffles the Anteater reviews
Lifty's feeling something definitely different for his brother, Shifty. Is it possible he's feeling something more than regular brotherly love? My summary sucks. Contains yaoi and twincest. Shifty x Lifty
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Lifty, Shifty - Complete
Help Him by TGML Bandit reviews
It was Jason's 17th birthday when he went into the forest. Then came the endless night. After keeping his sanity only by collecting the written ramblings of a previous victim, he decided this was the time. He runs for the fence, hoping to escape the forest and it's slender resident. However, after climbing the fence, he does not get far before uncovering the truth.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2013
Dying for Pie: An Alternative Ending by ThominhoNalbyfan29 reviews
Squidward gave Spongebob a pie that was really a bomb, but Spongebob doesn't know it. Thinking Spongebob is going to die, Squidward tells Spongebob how he really feels about him. Spongebob/Squidward slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [SpongeBob, Squidward] - Complete
Birthday Treat by WolvesKey reviews
It's Hidan's birthday and he's feeling disheartened at the lack of (excitement) recognition from anyone in general that it's his special day. Only someone does notice, one of the few people he least expected. Warnings within. Written for Hidan's birthday. KAKUZUxHIDAN. EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Dance with Death by Scribe of Turesa reviews
Sometimes even the best of us have a darker side and sometimes you never want to cross it. ONESHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Little Brothers, Big Problems by Emi The Ninja reviews
Donnie and Mikey are reverted into 5 year old turtle toddlers and along the way to make them change back, Leo helps Donnie over come his ninja block to finally keep up with his brothers..Did the answer lie in the past all along?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,002 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
SasoDei: Never Catch Up to You by Deidara's clay bomb reviews
Deidara trains for days on end, trying to catch up with his Danna's skill...Sasori becomes worried, and watches one of his training sessions... (really is better than it sounds...)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Garden Of Obscurity by LadyxShihoun reviews
The first human she ever met was a monster incognito... Juugo x OC Rated: T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Juugo
A Bird In The Hand by regulargrrrrlxD reviews
Once again, the park is left in the hands of Mordecai and Rigby, who might just be too busy sorting themselves out to save it.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby
Confession by Fuko Ibuki
Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Deidara are all on their way back to the base after a long mission on a hot summer day, when they all decide to stop at a small cabin they had found. Written for Darp
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sasori, Kakuzu - Complete
The Laser Pointer by DupesClause reviews
When Hidan finds a laser pointer, it's all fun and games but who would have thought something disturbing could stem from something so innocent? He and Deidara sure didn't but then again, it was Zetsu. Rated for Hidan's Language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Under the Underworld by popcorngoo reviews
This is a Hades/Meg fic. When Meg is sent on a mission to seduce a giant what will happen? Will Hades have to actually come to the wily, seductress's aid? And what will happen while the two, Master and servant, live together?
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hades, Meg
Strawberry by City-of-Shadow.Hunters reviews
Tough exterior, warm heart; can this girl crack his outer shell and reveal his chocolate-y insides? Jugo x OC oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Juugo - Complete
Luffy's True Feelings by Ninja Kyoryu reviews
Luffy begins to fall in love with Zoro, but he doesn't know it. Every time he thinks about Zoro, his face becomes red, and his heart beats like crazy, so he thinks he's sick.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Luffy, Zoro
Casey needs some attention! Just not this way! by raphiecandy3426 reviews
Casey needs Raphie's attention...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Casey Jones, Raphael
Flowers For My Valentine: A Pewdiecry fanfic by Pewdiecry reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
End of an Era by Ormspryde reviews
All this unrequited longing is too much for either Squidward or Spongebob to sustain; one of them has to finally give in to his feelings. Rated for subject matter and quite probably language in the future. Also contains slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Squidward, SpongeBob
Serenade by KatyLiz10
KakuDei fluff. Slighly AU on Kakuzu's part. (Major revisions done from last time...PLEASE read the disclaimer!)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
How To Fix a Computer: A Pewdiecry Fanfic by Pewdiecry reviews
Pewdiepie's computer breaks, and Cry tried to help him fix it. Using his amateur fixing skills, Cry manages to fix not Pewdie's computer, but Pewdie's broken heart. Pewdiecry pairing. One-shot, so I will not be continuing. Contains nonsense fluff and cuteness I guess. Isiah if you're reading this then I command you to stop right here and go no further. I take fanfic requests Enjoy
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
His Mate: Part I by Black Cat Combat reviews
Jade gets a visit from Slenderman late one night. What does he want? Two-Shot!
Slender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/6/2013
Everything I Never Wanted by JTH-Lynn reviews
Zim is tallest, Dib is on earth still...M/M, ZaDr yay! don't like, don't read. will be M in later chapters
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Ticklish by yamiduke13 reviews
Mickey uses his secret weapon.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Damaged by Erotic Writerman reviews
A damaged soul finds his way home.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Secret Past Of Experimentation by Mizuki Inuzuka reviews
Shiro was an experimental hybrid. He escapes and runs off. He is adopted 3 years later from his foster home to live with Ichigo and his hybrid Grimmjow. Did I forget to mention mating season is coming up? Gore and Yaoi! Adopted from True-Love-IchiHichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,349 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Novel by Khorale reviews
One-shot. Seras found a novel curiously-named Dracula. Alucard is not amused.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
My Last Wish by Narulove13 reviews
The Tallest rejected him, Gir tried to kill him, and now, with nothing left, Zim wants to grant the Tallest's wish for him to die. When he can not kill himself, Zim asks Dib to kill him, the human refuses, but the Irken won't take no for an answer, even if he must kill Dib to kill himself. Complete? Continue? Sequel? You decide. Slight ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Zim, Dib
A Turtle's Advent Calendar by hercules1100 reviews
A series of one shots based on themes taken from a 'TMNT Advent Calendar Challenge' on tumblr. I completely failed at doing this within the deadlines, but I'm still going to continue with it. This takes place in Nick's 2012 universe. Rated T just in case.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello
A Broken Promise by goldluka reviews
A cute fanfic of ZoLu, Luffy being awfully curious about what happened to Zoro after the Thriller Bark arc.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
The Homosexual Escapades of the Butler and the Vampire by LemonParadise reviews
One night, Alucard hears Walter sleep talking. After being confronted about it, Walter offends, upsets, and eventually succumbs to the vampire and is given bliss on a level he didn't know existed. LEMONS!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Alucard, Walter - Complete
The Akatsuki and the Corner by C24 and G36 reviews
uh-oh Zarya has enter her corner see what happens Rated for one bad word
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cat-fight by C24 and G36 reviews
Zarya and Abbadon are fighting oh dear
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Don't Fuck with Slender by MaxRide16 reviews
Max and Ulfur just wanted to play a simple horror game at home. But when they are mysteriously transported into one of the biggest horror games of all, will they make it out alive- or be rapped and suffer a gruesome death? RATED M FOR MATURE CONTENT AND SLIGHT GORE.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
The Nightmare by Cheycartoongirl8 reviews
Panic has a nightmare and he goes to Hades for comfort. Will the God help him or send him back? Parental fluff. Emjoy.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Hades, Panic
Sick Panic by Cheycartoongirl8 reviews
Crappy Title I know. Panic gets sick and Hades has to watch over him. But during that time Panic leaves the underworld and Hades has to find him! Will Hades and Pain find Panic before it's too late? Parental fluff with Hades and Panic. Enjoy and Review please! First Hercules story.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Hades, Panic - Complete
How Donnie lost his tooth by MarieTheManiac reviews
He did not mean to, he just...lost control.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
is this what you want child ? by demon danielle reviews
can seras be what alucard what her to be ,and how will she feel working with some one that look like the person that killed her master
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Alucard, Seras
After Effects by Zero Infection reviews
It had been three months since Aizen's defeat, and life was normal for everyone, except a certain orange haired young man. :D (God this title sucks)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Ichi it's cold outside by 282929 reviews
A song fic for Baby It's Cold outside done by Glee. HichiIchi if you don't like don't read
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
What I want for Christmas by SuckitLosers reviews
Schrodinger's heart broken that no one, not even Rip remembers the holidays, so he decides to retreat to his room but why is Hans standing outside his door? Oneshot HanSchro mostly fluff with hints of lemon.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Hans G., Schrodinger - Complete
Irrationality by UryuuByakuyaBabe reviews
Hichigo and Ichigo have a movie marathon day. Ichigo rigs the films so that he gets the responses he wants from his hollow. Rated T for safety, but more K I reckon.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Grim by iamnotapenguin reviews
Home sweet home, she thought bitterly. This dump sure hasn't changed. A wry smile twitched at her lips. Well… it was still her dump. She supposed it always would be. She surveyed the neighborhood before her as her thoughts wandered. Endsville. It's funny how much can change in a few short years.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Mandy, Grim
Catch Me If You Can by Odji reviews
The Hatter was quite bored, and ever so curious as to why that Cheshire was always smiling... Undertaker/Grell Oneshot
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
One Piece HighSchool Version by Osdktd reviews
Monkey D. Luffy moves to a new town with his brother Ace, and meets new friends...and a new love, but Will they find out about the dark past Luffy hides? Contains- Yaoi/Abuse/Rape/Tourture/Yuri/hot Yaoi Smex :3
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
I freaking love you, okay! by Arackna15 reviews
Zim just found out that his whole life on earth was a big joke in the eyes of the tallest. And he thinks its just better to just disappear, is there anyone who can save him from self destruction and internal pain. A yaoi, boy on boy. M for mature.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dib, Zim
Are Androids Heartless? A Tres Love One Shot by AnbuAnimagus reviews
A young woman goes to Italy for vacation, but her life changes forever when she meets two Catholic Priests who are more than how they appear.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Tres I., Abel N. - Complete
the love story of zim and dib by the-emo-uke-boy reviews
Dib has fallen into a deep depression over the years because he fears hate and rejectionnfrom the one he loves. He confesses to Zim and he gets an interesting response. How do things go? read and review. zadr
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Dib, Zim
Brother Complex by Decipher Philosophy reviews
Mikey needs Leo help on a certain lesson.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Threads of fate by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
All young Haruno Sakura wanted was a friend, someone to laugh and have fun with. Kami heard her call, sending her the strangest person she had ever seen, with red and green eyes. Too bad he was obsessed with money…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stitches by Lucy Fullbuster reviews
Maka finds out if Stein has stitches everywhere. Maka/Stein. Reviews are appreciated :3
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Feeling This More by SerendipityAEY reviews
One woman discovers there is a bright spot to the Clone Wars. After working with General Kenobi and Commander Cody to save her planet, before she can help it, her imagination begins to take over... Just how far can it take her? Fluff, just for fun. A bit of Obi/Cody, and a lot of Obi/OC/Cody. Continuation of Feeling This.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Obi- Wan K., Commander Cody - Complete
The Strength of Love by nellaselfgirl reviews
Don is having some confusing feeling for Leo. Don/Leo. (Updating is taking longer than expected)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Donatello, Leonardo
My Love by nefeli.soulbender reviews
Itachi is in love with a blonde, who seems to hate him. Itachi tells his that he is dying and the misunderstandings start... a little OOC and mention of rape! crossover with my story 'my brother and I' Deidara X Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
mating bonds by jakjak505 reviews
Rex has had enough with Ahsokas Skimpy outfits so one day when he has had enough and goes to far he starts a mating bond with Ahsoka. It expands from just a lemon to fighting and such so rated M for Lemon/language/violence.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,265 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex
Backfire by zosanlover reviews
Zoro decides to mess with the cook on a hot day. And then...everything backfires. UPDATED!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sanji, Zoro
Gentle and sweet by carmen1155 reviews
Even if they were captain and lietenant it didn't matter. They loved one another and no one could take that away. No one. Two lemon's KisukexOC Read at your own risk
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - K. Urahara - Complete
Fear by Moyasu-uisuka reviews
Hidan is finding it hard to confess to Kakuzu even if he does say to get it 'over and done with'. What he fears the most is if anything ever happens to his partner. Will he ever get the chance even when Kakuzu loses his memories? Pairing: KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Akatsuki no Hime by kurohime1024 reviews
Hinata is traded to the Akatsuki for Naruto's saftey. Turns out, living with them isn't so bad. Re-done and rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,995 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hinata H., Akatsuki - Complete
Death and Renewal by Kainda Sota
The story of an OC of mine overcoming the pain of losing someone close to her. Rated M for language and later sex scenes. Possible yaoi scenes later too. Don't like? don't read. Kisuke/OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,701 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - K. Urahara
Wolf of Hellsing by nightwolf93 reviews
Alex Lived a life on the run from the mad scientist from her time. But after killing him she some how ends up in WWII With a Drop dead gorgeous Buttler and a psycho shap shifting vampire. How could her day get any better. Goin under reconstruction.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Walter
Obedience by PomRocks16 reviews
After a major slip up, Skipper is forced to punish Private. He had to show him obedience the hard way, but he would not enjoy it. ONE-SHOT. RATED M. GENRE: HURT/COMFORT. CONTAINS BOTH PHYSICAL AND VERBAL ABUSE. READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Private, Skipper - Complete
Come Back Home by loverofakatsuki reviews
It started out a small bicker between two lovers that made a turn for the worst and Kakuzu was too late into making amends with Olivia...she left him. What had he done and how will everyone cope? Then what'll happen when Olivia is soon part of a life and death situation with no way out? Rated MA for Jashin, depression, blood, death, lemon Cast:oc,kakuzu,hidan,akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Surgery by ilovemyboys reviews
One-Shot! After Deidara gets a Kunai stuck in his stomach, Kakuzu is his doctor. With some Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi for fun!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
A valentine for Plo! by yukigirl24 reviews
Wolffe wants to find to the perfect gift to tell Plo how much he means to him! will he succeed?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Plo Koon, Clones - Complete
Clay Flowers by Mika-Chan1496 reviews
Deidara and Zetsu are left alone. What will happen once Deidara gives up on a new project? Click to find out. Rated M for yaoi. My first yaoi one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
For you HidanxKakuzu by NinjaDragonShiroku reviews
I am horrid at summarys so lets just say that tobi dose something bad and it huts hidan and kakuzu so much that one of them umm dies...see not that good at doing this but please read its good! Or so my friend said any way theres a surprize couple in here to so you gotta read to know!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Alterations by DorkDamsel reviews
Aya wants to become "fully functional and anatomically corect", and asks Razer for help with that. Wackiness ensues.
Green Lantern: The Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Aya, Razer - Complete
Surprising Day by Lady Undertaker reviews
UndertakerxReader
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Undertaker - Complete
Snap by thealiceuh reviews
Maybe Jack and Sally aren't so perfect after all.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Memories & Secrets by loverofakatsuki reviews
Deidara, Tobi, and Olivia recollect on some awkward, funny, sexual memories that has happened. Some that were known but some never were revealed; not to mention the naughty eavesdroppers listening to their conversation. Rated M for language and LEMON/SMUT/YAOI. Cast:OC,Dei,Tobi,Kaku,Hida,Ita,Kisa,Zet,Saso,Mada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,273 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
Experiment by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Upon realizing that Raj and Howard aren't just friends anymore, a curious Sheldon proposes to Leonard an experiment to find out if there is a difference between kissing a girl and kissing a guy. Slash. Raj/Howard, Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Let's play a game by Karax93 reviews
Hidan challenges Kakuzu to play a scary video game. How will his partner react?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
This House is Not a Home by TheLostBlackRose reviews
This house is not a home, not anymore. Rated for adult themes and language, don't like, don't read. I DON'T OWN!My first Ninja turtles fic!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Essence by Canadiancloneluver reviews
A young Padawan is doing one of the most important things a Jedi can do. She's passed her trails and now she's building her own lightsaber. But the Force is telling her to do something different than most Jedi, and it will either break her or make her. Her choice is to honour her troops in a special way with her lightsaber or use it as a summary of herself like everyone else.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Clones, Plo Koon - Complete
The Beauty and The True Beast by Antrikaa reviews
This story is basically how i think the movie should have gone because really, who actually thought that Prince Charming was hot? ugh. I would so much have rathered he stayed as the Beast and so he did! LOL. some almost rape later. lots of smut.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Beast/Prince, Belle
Trying Again by FourHeadedTentacleMonster reviews
The Mole is trying blind dating again, although the person who he meets isn't who he expecting. I suck at summerys, contains shounen-ai. Don't like, don't read.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Flippy, The Mole - Complete
Dear Kimimaro by Pandatryoshka reviews
Happy LATE, I'm so bad I know birthday Kimi-chan! I wrote this yesterday, but I couldn't put it up until tonight. It's Kimi's b-day and he gets a letter from Juugo. Slight KimixJuugo. No like no read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kimimaro, Juugo - Complete
Teacher Of Love by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
So Much Pain. No one to turn to. No one to talk to. Suddenly, He's There. But can he get past this young albino's walls, and see how broken he truly is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unusual Torture by yukigirl24 reviews
Find out what happens to Kit as he is captured by a mysterious woman!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kit Fisto
The Swagger of a Crippled by baybie102 reviews
A girl who lost her legs in an accident when she was young just wanted a job. But when she gets a job at the Urahara Shoten, well, you can just guess that a job wasn't the only thing she gets. Warnings: Character Death, Swearing - Rated M for later chaps
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2012 - K. Urahara
TMNT: Mikey's Birthday by Toonytoons1 reviews
This is a ONESHOT!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Stupid Ragdoll by Ever Sparks reviews
Jack and Sally
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Salty Bastard: Why Walter turned traitor by Built this way aka LadyB reviews
This is more of a humor/perhaps even considered a crackish version of why Walter betrayed Hellsing. Contains Dark WalterXSeras, Hint of Girlycard and Walter, and of course some Sscariot and Millenium members. Rated M for language.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Walter, Seras
Belonging by poetLaurie reviews
Bleh on the title, but I just can't be bothered LOL Yet another fluffy one-shot with ooey-gooey crack filled goodness. Based on artwork by deviantart's rain1940. Link to the drawing within. Enjoy!
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie - Complete
Tattoos by XSugarxStrawberryX reviews
It started with a fire. A simple little flame, and it grew into a raging inferno that swallowed up my life. And that's how me, an almost normal fourteen year old girl. Started to fend for herself, in a big world. Who knew that it'd end happy? TMNTXOCs.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Raphael - Complete
Tired of Waiting by DragonFire44 reviews
Tobi loves Deidara, but he's worried that he'll hate him because of his sharingan. So when he finally reveals it does Deidara hate him? Or will he give Tobi a chance? Contains Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Tentacle's Never Felt So Good by loverofakatsuki reviews
Fan request: What happens to Aki Mari when she asks Kakuzu if he can do anything sexual with his tentacles. One shot Lemon! Kakuzu/Aki Mari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kakuzu - Complete
Shards by Katastropheeeee reviews
Shards. Broken pieces were all that was left of him now. The world he had built was crumbling. His mind was declining, descending into madness ...and there was nothing he could do about it. Except perhaps irritate Kakuzu. Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Strange Bedfellows by yukigirl24 reviews
When Commander Wolffe start to have dreams about the General will he be able to tell him?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Clones, Plo Koon - Complete
Confession by Darst reviews
It takes a lot to open up your heart and sometimes things don't go as planned. But it's ok, as long as it works out eventually. I don't own TMNT. Warning: the subject is generally tcesty even though thee's nothing graphic.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
I'm a survivor by Darst reviews
Don is captured by Bishop and Raph invites himself along. What will they have to do to survive and how would it affect their family? Warning: tcest, language, adult situation. TMNT don't belong to me.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
These Thoughts by Darkest-Infatuations reviews
The voices say things, and Mikey just can't stand to hear "no" one more time... Char. death, gore, violence, tcest themes - Implied Leo/Mikey unrequited and heavily implied Raph/Leo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Drama Tasting Rainbows by Meoctopus167 reviews
This is just a random story. Probably alot of OOC, and my OC's are in here too. This is the Akatsuki in my mind. You don't like, DON'T READ! YAOI, and Hetero will be the pairings. ENTER IF YOU DARE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
a valentine for a vampire by alucardserasfangirl reviews
also on deviantart happy valentines day everyone!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Dark Clouds Gathering by DarkMoonFairy94 reviews
Hades is back and ready to get even with Hercules. This time he has an allie he knows he can trust because they share a common goal. But things get a little complicated when he's destined to save Olympus against his will. And is he falling in love?
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hades, Meg
Shut Up by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan is tired of Kakuzu. He tells him, and is expecting a beat down. But what if he gets something else instead? Rated M for yaoi and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Briar Patch by Ikuni Hattori reviews
She ran, her breath fogging the air before her. They played a cat and mouse game, her the mouse, and him the cat. But she has claws, and he has Death on his side.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Grim, Mandy - Complete
Shadowed Memories by AlexandraMori reviews
It was supposed to have been the happiest day of their lives. Until one begrudged man tore it all away from them.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Jack S., Sally
The Witch's Last Spell by steph2009 reviews
'Hold on! Hold on! I'm in the past' Maka breathed out and quickly thought of a lie. Silently studying her soul, Stein raised an eyebrow. 'Panicked…cute…'
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
The Nutcracker by NintendoGal55 reviews
AU. Sally gets a nutcracker for Christmas, and feels a strange incentive to keep it treasured and protected. But when the nutcracker transforms into a skeleton man, Sally's life spirals into an adventure like never before. Rated T to be safe.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sally, Jack S. - Complete
Broken by RealityBreakGirl reviews
But Dark Don just smirked, and got up slowly from the floor. "Maybe you should look after your little tree there" Fast Forward Season. Dark Leo. Post "DNA is Thicker than Water"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Dark Turtles - Complete
Soulless by 00Quinn00 reviews
It has been three months since Private abandoned the team. But, will his new encounter with his former teammates and the one he truly loves be his last? Sucky summary i know but please read! SLASH/Horror fic, M for violence and language, maybe more.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Skipper, Private
A Solution by Koriat Cyredanthem reviews
Leo comes up with a solution to Raph's temper problems. Rated for safety; One Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Out in the Open by hummerhouse reviews
How does a guy break it to his pal that he's had a major lifestyle change? Over a six pack of course! One shot. TCest references and foul language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
Do Me A Solid by Rue the Bluetard reviews
Rigby abuses the power of Solids and asks Skips to do something, totally out of the blue. Co-authored by 'kowalski2m'. Rated M for later chapters. I don't own any charries/places/etc. If I did...why would I be here? xD
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Skips, Benson
In Sickness and In Health by Silly-Robot reviews
When taking care of a sick Benson, Skips and Benson learn a few things about caring for each other no matter what. Little bit of angst, little bit of fluff, and a lot of romance. Summary does suck
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Benson, Skips - Complete
I Want Your Love, Undertaker by PaperHeadPhones reviews
One-Shot. Grell sings to Undertaker. Rated T to be safe. Hinted Yaoi: don't like, don't read.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Grell S., Undertaker
A dream come True? by J.L. Parker reviews
Mole has been given a chance to finally be able to see, but he knows there's a lot of risk when it comes to the procedure. Will the results be the ones he wants. Will he finally be able to see Mime? One-shot: Contains Yaoi. Edit: Re-post.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - The Mole, Mime - Complete
Cold Winter's Night by Silly-Robot reviews
Taking a walk in the middle of winter can reveal a lot of things. Benson and Skips reflect on how they feel about each other as the snow falls. Slash, oneshot
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Benson, Skips - Complete
I Hate You Too by StoryTellerWoman reviews
HadesOC. the song: I Hate You by Sick Puppies. When Hades and his slave have feelings for each other, The Fates try to make them speak their feelings. The perfect love/hate relationship. Rated T for hinting of violence.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Hades - Complete
Memoirs of a Skeleton by thehatt reviews
Set a few days after The Nightmare Before Christmas ended. Jack and Sally are together, Dr. Finklestein is jealous. Lock, Shock, and Barrel get a new master. Jack finds out about his past, many surprises. After 5 years, MUCH AWAITED CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Jack S., Sally
Dark Brothers by CrazyNutSquirrel reviews
A series of Dark Turtle oneshots, all will involve brotherly fluff. :D Rated T for safety.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Dark Turtles
If It's Not Love by Techno Skittles reviews
He had locked the door. He had trapped her. He had planned it all. But none of it was for love. Not even close.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Not so Bad After All by CrazyNutSquirrel reviews
A collection of oneshots which will have the TMNT interacting with the Dark Turtles. Sweetness shall abound. :P Or other stuff as my muse dictates. Rated T for safety.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Dark Turtles
Letter from the Deceased by Cy.ra.no.Lee reviews
To all those who know me, this is why I haven't reviewed in the last month or so. To all those who don't this is what they teach my eight year old sister in school.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Midnight Romp by Aranel o Lorien reviews
Rex/Cody/Kit Fisto. First time writing as Kit, written with a friend on DA YAOI WARNING! Yes threesome. If ya don't like it don't read it. Otherwise Plz R&R!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Clones, Kit Fisto - Complete
Closets and Sudoku by caylender reviews
Leo and Raph are surprised to find Don entertaining a girl in his room. Who knew Don was such a ladies' man? What's the deal with Mikey's closet? A companion to "It Came from the Closet". I love reviews and people who give them!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Panta Rhei by sleepyowlet reviews
Hercules broke the deal he made with Hades when he left the Underworld. So Hades is fully within his rights to take Meg back, isn't he? Decided to continue anyway for now. Sheesh.
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,520 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Meg, Hades
Oh boy by Eris-R-Renee reviews
Sakura and Kakuzu are married and are having their anniversary. rated just incase.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Window Washing by Ice Cream Social reviews
Handy needs a haircut, so he goes to see barber Mole. Handy notices the Mole has a silent admirer. SLASH, fluff. The Mole x Mime. Humanized.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - The Mole, Handy
Secrets from the Heart by nellaselfgirl reviews
Leo is having the hardest time admitting his feelings to himself and the one he loves, and just when things can't get any worse...they do. Warning: Turtlecest, Leo/Raph. Last chapter is up.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Talk D RTY JAPANESE To Me by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu first meet and Hidan has some "intresting" things to say to Kakuzu in Japanese. What will Kakuzu say back? Rated for language! KakuHi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Leo's Prank by Saya the Ninja Cat reviews
WARNING. TURTLECEST. Pretty Self-explanatory. Mikey's the prank master, but Leo decides to beat him at his own game! Go Leo! Rated for slight language and t-cest theme. LeoxMikey
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
To Love a Monster Like Me by nightmareb4xmasprincess1 reviews
Just a story about girls who fall in love with Dark Turtles and they changed for their girls.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Dark Turtles - Complete
Through Dust by Ice Cream Social reviews
The Mole finds someone collapsed with a lethal fever in a snowstorm. The Mole just may be the only hope that person has of surviving their illness. SLASH, the MoleXMime
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - The Mole, Mime
Torture Chamber by Who am I. Well. I'm just Me reviews
Even Don has a dark side
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Innocence is Everything by Current Rainbow reviews
Captain Rex is on leave. Surprisingly, a certain Jedi Master comes to him for assistance. Innocence is everything. Slash-don't like it don't read.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Captain Rex, Kit Fisto - Complete
A story behind lovebite's by ChibiMonkeyGirl
How does Ginevra get all those lovebite's? Read and find out
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Walter - Complete
Gee by Ice Cream Social reviews
Mime wants to leave. The Mole will do anything to make him stay. Slash. Lemon. The Mole x Mime. Humanized.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - The Mole, Mime
Stuffed Animal by Ice Cream Social reviews
The Mole goes on another date, hoping he doesn't mess up! This person means the world to the Mole. Slash. Fluff. The Mole x Mime.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - The Mole, Mime - Complete
Bloodletting by QueenTakhsis reviews
On a mission, Seras gets badly hurt and is too weak to heal. Walter finds a way to get Seras to drink blood. SxW
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Seras, Walter - Complete
The Crazy Fangirls from an Other Dimension by Catwolfie reviews
What would happen if Hades would meet two freaky fangirls? Read to find out.
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Hades
My Green Child by Amaya the night rain reviews
Jamie is an abused emo girl, and has lost all hope. Untill one night when she finds out when she feeds her venus flytrap plant her blood it reacts as if a bag of insta-grow was dumped on it. Can the strange plant bring her happiness? discontinued for now
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Zetsu
Confused, Really Confused by KitFisto'sGirl reviews
Plo, Ahsoka and Kit Fisto go on a mission and end up captured. To make things more complicated, Plo is finding himself falling in love with Ahsoka, And Ahsoka is crushing on Kit. Not that romantic, just hints of romance.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Plo Koon, Kit Fisto - Complete
2400 Hours by Slothmonster reviews
:Human: It all started with that notebook...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kowalski, Rico
Hercules and The Forbidden Planet by GillyRose reviews
Hades explodes with rage when he learns that the only planet named for him...is not a real planet after all while Herc and the gang try to cheer him up.
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hades - Complete
Donuts? by turtlekitty reviews
Short story about Abel x Tres and donuts AU. WARNING: YAOI.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Abel N., Tres I. - Complete
Hawt by GemiDonnie reviews
Mikey and Donnie can speak about anything. Mostly. Maybe. No, not really. Warnings: Turtlecest, dialogue. Pairings: Surprise!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
MY FAIR HADES by GillyRose reviews
When Hades falls for Persephone, Herc and the gang give him a makeover so he can win his lady love...but maybe the Lord of Death bit off more than he could chew!
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hades - Complete
I'm Glad You Told Me How You Felt by B-Man33 reviews
When Kit Fisto almost died, Aayla Secura relized that she had to tell him how she truly felt. Special thanks to Minion of Sekhmet
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Aayla Secura, Kit Fisto - Complete
DoubleDate by aug325 reviews
Kakuzu gets dragged onto a blind date by Hidan. Little did he know how beautiful she would look. HidaKona and KakuTsu. One shot. posted on deviantart Rated M for language a bit of sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Tsunade S.
Hidden Camera by Crusnik02 reviews
Tres x Abel, yaoi. slightly AU. no like, no read and please don't flame. Beware the flying smut, and POSSIBLY some OCs, but probably not. please review!
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tres I., Abel N.
Pee Wom Me Doopee? by demoneyeskyoko reviews
A Clone Wars one-shot maybe a two-shot, if you like it. Features a board Anakin, an irate Obi-Wan, and an ammused Cody. Contains fluff and slash. Pairing is Cody/Obi. Don't like don't read. This is also my first posted fic please be nice. I OWN NOTHING!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Obi- Wan K., Commander Cody - Complete
come back to us please by xXxnightstarxXx reviews
when Ahsoka Tano, pad wan of Anakin Skywalker, falls to the dark side of the force. Will they be able to bring her back to the light or will she forever be powered by anger and pain. ahsoka/anakin and ahsoka/catain Rex
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
A Heart Broken and A Heart Healed by DarthMii reviews
When Ahsoka learns of her master's sercret she is heartbroken. She finds the comfort she needs from a clone captain and find even more.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Beautiful by LePipi reviews
So Kisame is sad about being a misfit and all and Kakuzu comes in to help. - OK I promise the story is better . No longer a oneshot guys! KakuzuxKisame yaoi, boyxboy you know -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Protected by hop-skip-n.a.-jump reviews
A lonely, relaxing evening of clone watching in the cargo bay allows Ahsoka sometime to think... Fluffy lil one shot business here... .
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Oh Captain by herpyderp reviews
Rex usually gets fed up with the healing ward and their incompetent medical droids, but today he was in for a pleasant surprise. Rex/Ahsoka
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
No Greater Tale of Woe by jayJ530 reviews
Carrying out Order 66 had consequences, espescially for a certain jedi and clone.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Mistakes Worth Repeating by jayJ530 reviews
Rex lies awake and wonders how he let this all happen.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Distractions by hop-skip-n.a.-jump reviews
Ahsoka thought she did a good job...considering there were distractions...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
A Sacrifice by EverHere reviews
After years of being apart, Ahsoka and Rex still haven't forgotten each other. AU for timeline changes.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Agony by Saltatio Mortis reviews
To love and to be loved are two different things. Cody has to learn that - the hard way. Warning: Slash C/O!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Obi- Wan K., Commander Cody
Steps to winning money from Kakuzu by MystRivn reviews
18 easy steps to winning money from Kakuzu from the Akatsuki. Note: Steps will also upset Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kakuzu, Deidara
You're My What? A GermanyxItaly One Shot by sacrificing-sporks reviews
Warning! This is a yaoi...that means guyxguy...if you dun like it dun read. No flames please...I will just use them to cook my marshmellows. Germany finally realizes what his true feelings are for Italy...but where the hell is Italy when he wants him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Getting Love by Melby7777 reviews
Zetsu feels lonely after seeing all the other members together. Kakuzu feels bad for him and decides to help him out. Is the miser's advice good enough to help though?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zetsu, Kakuzu - Complete
Exploding Threads by NaruLoverAI reviews
Dei is bored and Hidan suggests getting under Kuzu's skin. Just what does Dei have planned? Some slight romance, but rated M to be safe. Kakuzu X Deidara...maybe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
TwentyFive Dollars by Songstone reviews
Kakuzu comes home from work late one night only to find his young son waiting eagerly for him, having a few questions to ask him. -In which Kakuzu learns family is more important than money-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
You're My Home by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Caterina deals with more heartbreak on Valentine's Day than anything else, but she's more than willing to be a strength her friends can lean on, especially when it comes to Abel.
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Caterina S., Abel N. - Complete
Good Night My little Moon A Akatsuki love story by AlchemicNinja26844 reviews
A Girl named Norah Luna Is capured by the Akatsuki, And in a love trianlge With Deidara and Kakuzu, Hidan doen't like her at all. What will Leader think of her? If She ever get's to his Office!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara
Say Goodnight Not Goodbye by Bunny MacCool reviews
Fast Forward timeline ----He didn’t like it here. Not really. Walking right out in the daylight and conversing with the folk on the street … that was not his world. He was made for shadows and stealth ... and solitude. Leo-centric.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Leonardo, Cody Jones - Complete
The Revenge of Deidara and Kakuzu by Moka-chan reviews
One normal day at the Akatsuki base, Deidara decides to get revenge for certain noises that go on in the base. To get this revenge, he enlists the help of Kakuzu. Mostly just crack. Rated for implied things and Hidan's mouth. KakuDei and KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu
The Potato? by Lozy-2610 reviews
What will happen when a strange and possibly dangerous object gets thrown at Zetsu and Tobi. And what will happen when Kakuzu and Deidara get dragged into the mess.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu, Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day Stitches by cyberspyderweb reviews
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Oh so cute Akatsuki Valentine's Day ramble. Mostly about Hidan and Kakuzu. Rated T for Hidan's big dirty potty mouth! Sorry no Yaoi this time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ice Cream, I Scream by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi KakuDei. Everyone is outside cooling off, but Kakuzu is stuck in the house due to a broken leg. Deidara decides to visit. Featuring ice cream, naughty tentacle butt secks and a 69!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
No Strings or Teeth Attached by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kakuzu and Kisame spend the night at an Inn ment for Honeymooners. Yaoi Lemon Kaku/Kisa We realy do need more of this kind of Yaoi for those two huh? For all the FanGirls and Yaoiboys! Enjoy! Warning: strong naughty references! Kisame love once more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
Bird Bomb by Kerink reviews
Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
My Model by Perzona reviews
It was a normal day at the Akatsuki hideout, until Kakuzu asked Deidara to come to his room at night... No pairings. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Collector by Ramenism reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Dendrochronology by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Beautiful by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Some Crack I wrote for brother's birthday. Yaoi, Lemon,... weird
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Itachi U., Zetsu - Complete
A Promise by Grievous daydreamer reviews
A Clone Wars ficcy about Grievous and Shaak and a slight misunderstanding on Shaak's point of view. AU ONE SHOT. There is hinted cursing, so beware of angry moments and scariness.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - General Grievous - Complete
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untitled for now reviews
it started of as a regular night. but on the shellrazer home, they spot a wounded girl walking. why is raph interested in her? and why are the foot after her and her family? RaphxOC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Raphael
A new begining reviews
SASORIXOC ...suck at summeries. rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sasori - Complete
Her eyes reviews
boy meets girl. SUCK A SUMMERIES. rated M for language kakuzuxoc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Kakuzu - Complete
merry christmas, Kakuzu! reviews
its the first akatsuki christmas ever! will it be a sucsess or a failure? kakuzuxOC ItachixOC SasorixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Kakuzu, Itachi U., Sasori
truth or dare reviews
free time for the akatsuki can change everything. this was just a stupid idea that popped into my head one day REWRITTING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Do you really love me? reviews
do you really love me? can you live with out me? can you find me before its to late? i pray you do. REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete