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Joined 02-28-12, id: 3768230, Profile Updated: 07-14-14
Author has written 44 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Daria, Total Drama series, Friends, Junie B. Jones Collection, Pride and Prejudice, Hey Arnold, Emma, and Disney.

Hello, fellow earthlings. I guess before you'd read my stories, you have to know stuff about me.

Basic Facts About Me That Will Acquaint Me With Readers But Not Stalkers:

Penname-Raise your eyes an inch and you will find out.

Avatar-Jane Lane from Daria. Because she's awesome. :P

Name You Can Address Me With-I'd ask you to call me Queen, but that may seem arrogant, so I am gonna give you my nickname, which is Andy.

Age-I'm younger than that of your grandmother, but older than the existence of touch-screen cellphones. If that doesn't help, I am also a high school student.


The Repost Area:

List your twelve favorite Total Drama characters in no particular order

1. Heather

2. Noah

3. Alejandro

4. DJ

5. Harold

6. Brick

7. Dawn

8. Cody

9. Owen

10. Izzy

11. Sierra

12. Bridgette

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Brick and Sierra? Never. That would be really weird though.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

DJ??? No way, he's too innocent for to be thought of as hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bridgette got Cody pregnant? Um, I guess Cody would be happy that he wasn't destined to die a virgin (except for Sierra's case), and weirded out that he got impregnated. Geoff would be furious at Bridgette, but then he'd be relieved that Bridgette didn't get him pregnant, and Sierra would probably rip Bridgette's head off. Not to mention, where the hell will the baby stay in Cody?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Owen. Yep, but most of them feature him as the farting comic relief.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Noah...and...Brick. Wake me up when my head stops rattling.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Harold and Owen? Harold and Izzy? If they get cooped up in a sort of weird, threesome relationship, it would consist with Harold and Owen having awkward conversations, farts, and Izzy trying to impregnate both of them. Just sayin'.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well, Noah's dreams finally came true (he showed an attraction to Bridgette in Yukon). Noah and Bridgette would react to Dawn's intrusion with panic, and Dawn would tell them to meditate, naked and all, so they can clear their minds. She would also ask that firefly she has the ability to talk to for advice.

8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Heather and Dawn are in a happy relationship until Dawn runs off with DJ. Heather, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sierra, and a brief unhappy affair with Bridgette, then follows the wise advice of Harold and finds true love with Alejandro.

What title would you give this fic?

I Thought I Was Lesbian And Consulted A Nerd Before I Met You (A Weird AleHeather Fanfic)

9. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

As much as I like Heather, I'd stay with Brick. Heather will probably take a video of me talking in my sleep and upload it on YouTube, but Brick will be a complete gentleman and stay on the couch while I lie on his bed.

10. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Alejandro. He would cool everyone down with his Latino charm, and they'd end up being his slaves for the day.

11. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Noah and Izzy's wedding except for Cody. In a NoCo, sense, Cody would steal Noah away from the altar and run away with him to Japan, where they would live with a bunch of dogs. In the Nizzy sense, Izzy would wear an orange wedding dress and do cartwheels down the aisle, and Cody would be at home, ogling over a picture of Gwen.

12. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Alejandro starts a day camp. The activities involve, "Make a Bust of Alejandro" or the "See If You Can Run as Fast as Alejandro" Race.

13. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Most likely. Dawn would ask the woodland creatures to gather the flour and slice the apples. Oh, wait, that's Snow White.

14. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Cody and Harold go camping, without food. Harold would mislead them to eat poison ivy by accident, but before that, Cody tries to find a gas station and ends up being punched by the cashier.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

"BWA-HA-HA-HA!"


You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. (Charge, in charge, haha nice pun. *silence* You know, electric charge? Ugh.)
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (All the time.)
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone. (I try, but...not always, so no.)
You think you have what it takes to run for President. (In what planet, exactly?)
You think every problem has a solution. (But every solution leads to a new problem, too.)
You love showing off. (What can I show off?)
You like plane rides. (Oh, yeah.)
You are hydrophobiac.

3/10 (I'm not much of a team leader...)

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. (Uh-huh.)
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. (That's where I spend most of my summers, anyway.)
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. (Definitely.)
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally. (Define 'professionally.')
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick. (I threw up in a boat once, but then I ate something gross beforehand, so...)
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (I'm a plane gal.)
You are aerophobiac

6/10 (Huh.)

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. (Definitely. I'm as anti-social as I could get.)
You like staying in the dark and writing. (Which is why I have to wear glasses now.)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (I just yelled at someone.)
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (I hardly go to parties for that exact reason.)
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) (My gran keeps on poking around my stuff, so yeah.)
You write in diary/journal/blog. (Just a diary...it's too personal.)
You feel most active at night. (But I'm a zombie in the morning.)

10/10 (Well, gee. I get to control the dead! Isn't that cute.)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals. (They like to torture me. Just ask my dog. But I love 'em.)
You’re a vegetarian. (Love meat too much, sorry.)
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10 (Sweet.)

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive. (Occasionally, yep.)
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody. (Do I look like a toilet bowl cleaner? Lol jk.)
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something. (I'm impulsive. No denying that.)

3/10 (Eh...)

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class. (Dude, I suck at math.)
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (See above.)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (Only, like, 25% of the time.)
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home. (I'm a bookworm.)
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (...Huh?)

5/10 (Not very surprising.)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You always feel sunny and optimistic. (Nah, that gets in the way of my dark moods.)
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Does tapping a pen on a table count?)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10 (At least I won't produce horrendous haikus.)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals (Because, why the hell not?)
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors. (As much as I'd like to, I have overprotective family members.)
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10 (Better stay back, or I'll shoot you! *arrow hits a banana* Never mind.)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. (I have a way of messing them up, yeah.)
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (Does anyone actually do this?)
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire. (Until it starts burning me.)

0/10 (Hmm...too bad, he's an awesome god.)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup. (I hardly do, but I like putting it on every two centuries or so.)
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day. (*Checks hair in the mirror.* Sure, dude, sure.)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (Okay, I'll bite.)
You’re always at the front of every trend. (The only trend I started was in fourth grade, and it had something to do with meat loaf.)
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (Popular as in, 'known for being weird'?)
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (To check if I have food lodged in my teeth.)

3/10 (Yeah, I'm beautiful. Reaal beautiful.)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. (I would if I could, though.)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon. (In what, eating?)
You consider yourself restless. (All the freaking time.)
You’re the best speaker in the class. (Uh...um...huh?)
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10 (I'm not known for my stealth.)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. (The party of boring.)
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (You want my parents to kill me?)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10 (Not fond of that dude, anyway.)

So I'm a child of Hades that will probably end up being a Hunter of Artemis. Whoa, exactly like Bianca di Angelo! Not bad, not bad.


In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(And that would be how...???)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...And you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And...I'm taking this because...???)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you love Jesus copy and paste this into your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Now that I'm done being completely unoriginal and basically copy-pasting things from other people's profiles to mine, let me tell you a bit about myself.

I like to read. Currently, I'm obsessed with Pride and Prejudice. After rereading the book for a gazillion times, I had nowhere else to turn but fanfiction. After reading fanfiction a gazillion more times, I decided to write some. I don't really know what to do with my life after that...

While we're on the topic of Jane Austen's masterpiece, let me just say that I've also watched several of the P&P movie and TV adaptations. Which one did I like the best, you ask? 1995 BBC Mini-Series, hands down. I admit that it was rather dull at some parts (it was pretty long), but it was 100 percent AUSTEN. Also, I liked how they made it romantic (the piano scene, the wedding, THE WET SHIRT OF A CERTAIN GENTLEMAN), yet it still looked like something from the Regency Era, where ladies and gentlemen were still stuck with adhering to the damned propriety. Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle weren't exactly how I imagined Lizzy and Darcy, but they were pretty close, especially Colin Firth. And I liked the dude who played Mr. Collins, too.

The 2005 version? Pretty, but that's about it. Oh, and WAY too mushy. Kiera Knightley looked very nice in the film, but she was no Lizzy. I think she would've been a great Lydia, though. Matthew Macfadyen looked great, but I prefer a brooding Darcy over a bored one. Also, their hairdos were odd.

The 1940 version? It was rather ridiculous, but I really did love watching it. Laurence Olivier was no Darcy, but he could definitely make you swoon. Greer Garson did a nice job, too. But why on earth did they make Lady Catherine the nice guy? Why didn't Georgiana exist? And why, WHY was it set in the Victorian Era? (RIP Greer Garson and Laurence Olivier).

Lizzie Bennet Diaries? It was funny. :)

My favorite band is Queen, definitely. RIP Freddie Mercury. And lately, I've been listening to a LOT of Eminem, too.

I'm fond of watching cartoons. For a while, I got obsessed with Total Drama, but I'm kind of over it now, though I'm still planning to watch Pakhitew Island.

What's my biggest issue with the show? The fact that each season brings a new batch of characters. It was fine when World Tour debuted Sierra and Alejandro. Hell, even Blaineley was okay sometimes, though she was pretty unnecessary (and irritating). Actually, it was more than fine, since new characters always keep the show fresh. BUT it's one thing to add new characters, and it's a different thing to completely replace them. I watched the show for two things: because of the humor, and because of the characters. It takes a while to warm up to them (it took me three seasons to warm up to Courtney and Duncan, both of whom I still hate, but I now think that they're essential to the show). And now, they're introducing random people in a span of 14 episodes. Wow. Well, good luck with that. Why can't they just use the underrated characters, like Noah, Eva, and Tyler? They need development! Mike and Zoey's personalities are so flat, I could run them over with a tractor and nobody would notice. I wanted out the minute those two had their stupid lovey-dovey ending in All-Stars. Here's hoping that the show will get better as the show progresses, but I'm not holding my breath.

Also, my favorite TD canon couple will always be AleHeather. My OTP, I guess. Duneoff is also an excellent pairing, and I'll basically ship Noah with anyone. Even Mr. Coconut. Although I wouldn't want to face Owen's wrath for that.

I also like Regular Show, and I actually like CJ better than Margaret (for Mordecai, I mean). And Rigby is awesome.

Daria is a brilliant show. It's kind of underrated, if you ask me.

I only like one anime, and that's Rurouni Kenshin. My favorite part of the show was the Kyoto arc, with Shishio. I loved all the Juppongatana members, especially Soujiro and Yumi. They have such dark, complex backstories, and they are so deep, dude. Just...deep. And everyone had undergone such an amazing character development.

My spirit animal is a potato.

Andy "TheQueenofBooks1000" out.

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Turns out they're not so famous by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
it was 10 years ago when Sierra left Canada and moved to LA where she ended up working for the paparazzi. She put Total Drama behind her and chose not to look back. Now Sierra finds herself being forced to go back to Canada to write about them! As it turns out, 10 years does a lot to people and she's about to find out that quite a few people have changed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 190,592 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 5/4/2013
Total Drama Island Rewritten by Light of the Dawn reviews
Thirty-seven teens. One hundred thousand dollars. One summer. Friendships, betrayals and summer romances abound. AU Total Drama Season 1! With Alejandro and Jo in an underhanded battle for control of the Screaming Gophers, Heather's alliance falling apart at the seams and Scott whittling away at his own team, there's no telling who will be sent home next. Canon&fanon pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Courtney, Duncan] [Heather, Alejandro]
My Big Fat Creepy Roommate by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Having been kicked out of his parents' house, Justin moves into a new apartment block close to the beach. Unfortunately, there is only one resident who is willing to be Justin's roommate, and the feeling isn't mutual. WARNING: this may very well be one of the most disturbing stories you have ever read on the site.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Justin, Owen, Chef Hatchet] Trent
Lost by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Three months after All Stars, Duncan is released from prison. He has nowhere to stay, however, after he is told he can't come home. Just when he feels lost, someone finds him. Can Duncan find himself? Or will he be lost forever? Pairings inside. Rated T for safety.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Duncan, Zoey
Follow Me by Cereal-Killa reviews
She was flirting with Geoff! Like he was straight or something! Like he isn't obviously the biggest fruit since the discovery of the damned watermelon! Duncan/Geoff... Yes you heard me, boy/boy! YAY
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Duncan, Geoff
Confession by keep-me-posted reviews
After all these years, Arnold has finally found out Helga's secret. How will he react? HA! OneShot.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Helga, Arnold] - Complete
A Concert for Twenty Fingers by Craneeum reviews
My name is Noah and I'm just about twenty-one. I'm studying at McGill University in Quebec, fourth year BA. After I finish that, I might go into law, or maybe be a professor like my parents. Oh wait, silly me, you only care about the part of my life that involved kissing boys and being embarrassed on reality TV. Alright, here it is, if you insist: My manifesto of Total Drama.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,406 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cody, Noah
Our Problems by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Everyone has problems that they face. But we only see what we are shown of the Total Drama characters. What problems do they face inside? Collections of angst one-shots, one for each character. Current: Trent. Next: Alejandro. Rated T for dark themes.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Lindsay, Trent
Unconditionally by Light of the Dawn reviews
Noah uses his sarcasm to push people away because he's afraid of being hurt, but who will he hurt in the process? Oneshot. Nawn aka Noah/Dawn. Based on the song Unconditionally by Katy Perry.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Dawn, Noah] - Complete
Trouble I Have Seen by Kamari the Mighty reviews
Twenty years after All-Stars, Dawn stands as the last living member of the Total Drama cast. Join her as she reflects on the events that led the others to their downfall. AU. Contains very little dialogue, just so you're aware. Rated M for violence, drug use, character death, language, and dark, mature themes.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Dawn
A Single Word by Justamomentinthewoods reviews
As we all know, Charlotte marries Mr. Collins, but does it really turn out to be such a horrid deal? Could something come of this necessity marriage?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Charlotte, Mr. Collins
The hardest part of this is leaving you by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
Over a year after TDWT, Heather is confronted with a ruthless disease that could end her life forever, and finds herself a dying shell in hospital. However, a certain estranged Latino will do anything he can to prevent the cancer from taking her away from him. Angsty A/H, MULTICHAP.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Changing Feelings by GreenPokeGuy reviews
When Geoff wakes up in the morning, he finds that Duncan is acting unusual towards him. He also finds that he feels different around Duncan. What is making Geoff feel so awkward around his best friend? Duncan/Geoff, hinted Gidgette. Set during 'X-Treme Torture'. Slightly AU.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Geoff, Duncan] - Complete
Love at First Sight by RedEyedWarrior reviews
You meet someone from the moment you lay eyes on them you fall in love. No matter who else you date, you cannot take your mind off that someone you met. Eventually, by coincidence, you meet the special someone again, date them, marry them and live happily ever after. Yeah, that must happen very often. Please note the sarcasm. Rated M for excessive cursing.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Duncan, Noah] - Complete
Total Drama: The Cover-Up by reposurgeon2 reviews
A recent finding proves that Total Drama is really a false series made to take children away from their abusive parents, learn the what the lives of these contestants were like before they were taken away
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013
Infatuated by Amelia Lauren reviews
My small collection of mondler, smutty one-shots throughout the series. Rated M. Please review, and of course, enjoy! (Chapter 12 added)
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,977 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Monica G., Chandler B.
Surrogate Son by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Duncan and Alejandro are a couple and they want to become fathers. However, because they couldn't find a surrogate mother or a child to adopt, they decide to kidnap Cody instead. WARNING: Very twisted and disturbing. Do not try what you read at home, or anywhere for that matter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Duncan, Alejandro] Cody
Justin Raves and Fails to Repeat by RedEyedWarrior reviews
A night out does not go as planned for Justin.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
How Very Cliche by Light of the Dawn reviews
Noah is pleased to get a rainy day so he can relax and read his book, but when the cabin roof starts leaking, he's forced to find somewhere else to read. On the way, he sees Dawn being her usual weird self, but Noah finds himself falling victim to an old cliche, and wonders if Dawn really is as crazy as he thinks she is. Nawn oneshot. More friendshippy than romantic.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Snowflakes and Snow Angels by DeliriousDisposition reviews
When the latest season of Total Drama goes on for much longer than they'd expected, the contestants find themselves stuck at the Playa during winter! On the first snowy day of the year, Noah and Dawn find themselves getting to know each other. NoahXDawn friendship/romance/fluff. Merry Christmas, TheQueenofBooks1000!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Dawn, Noah]
Alejandro's Christmas Carol by I Am TIAW reviews
Alejandro has lived a lonely life, until he is visited by the ghost of a former friend. Can three more ghosts, showing him glimpses of the past, present, and future, convince him to find the love of his life? One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Alejandro, Heather, Mike, Duncan - Complete
Forty by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
With Chris's fortieth birthday approaching he is terrified that he will be an old man. Chris/Courtney fic for I'll Cover Angel and Collins's birthday.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
The Waterfall by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Noah was never really a fan of being a 'Team Player' or a fan of nature to begin with, so when he gets stuck doing a challenge in the woods by himself he's less than thrilled until he finds himself some company on a rock near the waterfall.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Surviving the Holidays by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
Alejandro is the kind of person who starts getting into the Christmas spirit from the beginning of November, and despite Heather's hatred of the holiday he's determined to make her celebrate the weeks leading up to Christmas. A collection of short, pointless ficlets about Aleheather celebrating the holiday season. A/H (probably the most stupid and pointless fic I will ever write.)
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Alejandro, Heather
Total Drama Nonsense by Tabine reviews
Yet another collection of drabbles, ficlets, and vignettes featuring the characters of television's best known reality show. Well, mostly Heather and Alejandro.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Cheater by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Backstabber. Liar. Weak-minded. These are some of the insults Bridgette faces daily, and she agrees with each one. Different look on the aftermath of the Bridgette/Alejandro kiss. Rated T for strong language and dark themes. Now a two-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bridgette, Courtney - Complete
A Second Chance by Tami the Scene Queen reviews
Ever wonder what Cody thought about Gwen and Trent kissing in the sixteenth episode of Total Drama Island? How will he deal with it? And what will a certain bookworm think about this? [NoCo One-Shot]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
From I to Us by Skami reviews
The raven haired girl squeezed the leotard in her palm. There was a certain intensity in his face that she'd never seen before letting her know that the extra commentary needed to stop. "Heather you're twenty one, I'm twenty one. I'm a college student! Neither of us know anything about raising a child! It's like you don't even care!" AleHeather fic. Read and review
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,147 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Adventures from Prison by Jesus.Lives reviews
Want to know what Duncan is up to know he's in "big boy" prison? Wonder no longer! Duncan makes new friends, tries to arrange conjugal visits and does art and craft! Life really does get better after prison.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Duncan, Zoey] Chris M., Gwen
Maybe Someday by Cynthia Salander reviews
He asked her for five reasons why she wouldn't date him. She gave him ten. Pre-Mondler. Season 4.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Monica G., Chandler B. - Complete
Saving Private Leechball by JockShipper reviews
*WARNING: SPOILER FOR THOSE WHO LIVE IN CANADA* A re-do of the third episode of TDAS. Just what I wanted to happen when I saw the title of the episode a while back. I changed some of the plot to fit my Jock fantasies. C; Only in Jo's point of view
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Jo - Complete
A Classic Love Story by Sinematic reviews
It's a classic fanfic love story when the prep and the punk fall in love. However in this story, opposites rule strong. At Awkanawaw High, Duncan's the uptight, scholarly prep, and Courtney is the new kid: a pink-haired punk. You already know the ending, but it's the story behind it that makes it a classic.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Courtney, Duncan
Juvie by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan gets sent to Juvie again and a lot has changed since he's last been there. He's no longer the toughest guy in Juvie and he finds out the hard way when he meets his new roommate, Mal. one sided Malcan!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Duncan, Mike] - Complete
Fighting Dirty by Olivia the Dancer reviews
Courtney has found a new way to sue Chris-this time for an actual felony. But what is her motive? One-shot for Chrisney Week.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
This Is Trent by I Am TIAW reviews
Trent has a master plan to be completed nine days after his nineteenth birthday. He begins by kidnapping eight former campers to form a Circle of Nine, and from there on things get even crazier, with some of the abducted being even insaner than Trent himself! One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Trent, Harold, Heather, Cody - Complete
Courtney's Naughty Neighbours by RedEyedWarrior reviews
After All Stars ended, the show was put on hiatus because Chris needed some time to relax. And what better way to relax than to rent a house next to one of the contestant's house in the suburbs? Rated for several suggestive innuendos.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
Ulterior Motive by GreenPokeGuy reviews
When Lindsay and Tyler walk out together during the dodgeball challenge, Heather is naturally furious. But is it for the reason she tells herself? Or something different? One-sided Heather/Tyler. Crack.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Heather, Tyler - Complete
Gothy's going Down by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
Collaboration with I'll Cover Angel and Collins. Courtney and Heather, both infuriated by Gwen stealing first Duncan and now Alejandro, decide to team up and get revenge on the goth. Set during all stars, A/H and C/D.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Courtney, Heather, Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Cold Awakening by play for keeps reviews
Geoff's always been the happy-go-lucky party guy. The guy everyone loves to be around. But underneath that fake happiness is a confused, depressed, and miserable teen. Dark, angsty, Geoff story. One-shot. Rated T for mild swearing and strong alcohol content.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
Life, Why Do You Hate Me So? by Implying Implications reviews
Now this is the story all about how Noah's life got flipped-turned upside down. And he'd like to take a minute to tell you how several fellow contestants fell in love with him and drove him insane. Parody of Noah pairings and harem plots. Contains Nizzy, NoCo, Nourtney, Nawn, Neather, Notie, Nosay, Nidgette, and Nova. Will Noah survive this ordeal or end up picking someone?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,448 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Noah
The most crowded and awkward night ever! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris just wants to sleep but when Gwen, Heather, Courtney and everyone else all decides to sleep in his bed, getting sleep is going to be the last thing that anyone is doing!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Chris M., Gwen, Heather, Courtney - Complete
Single Guys' Club by melsmels reviews
After a conversation with Connor (after which Connor goes off with a girl), Leo tries to accept the sad fact that he may never get a girlfriend. But the idea of a 'Single Guys Club' doesn't want to leave his mind. SGC: Don't swear off girls, but don't mix with them either. Or at least, until you find someone who's right for you. Reviews are appreciated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Leo V., Connor S. - Complete
A Few Years Difference by vlora reviews
What if Daria WAS a few years older at the start of the series? What if she had started off as a 22-year-old? How would her time in Lawndale be affected? DariaTrent, Alternate Universe
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,592 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Daria M.
Morning Madness! by KomoriSpirit reviews
Heather and Alejandro encounter each other in the communal bathroom. What will happen when they start to argue over the bathroom mirror? Aleheather fluff. Slight AU. Co-authored by I'll Cover Angel And Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Closet by Cereal-Killa reviews
Yeah, Duncan and I were in the theater, and yeah, we were sharing an extra large popcorn, but that's because it's extra large, obviously made for two people, and it saves money, so it's like popcorn car pool and just shut up about it already. Anyway, it wasn't a date. Duncan/Geoff, Mature
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Duncan, Geoff
Ezekiel's Bad Choice by I Am TIAW reviews
When Zeke the Freak is faced with a common plot device decision, he makes a very unstereotypical choice. And goes insane. One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Ezekiel, Chris M. - Complete
The Hot Seat by ellie2498 reviews
This week on the Hot Seat: Gwen! Next week: Noah!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013
I Think I Like The New Girl by ellie2498 reviews
A girl with purple-hair moves to Cody's school and leaves him head over heels to find out who she is. The real question is: Does Cody have a crush on her?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Cody, Sierra
Denial by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather and Alejandro both have bad habits and secrets, however they do have denial too. It's what makes their relationship work. If you refuse to see it, it eventually goes away.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
The Truth About Sadie by play for keeps reviews
Everyone knows Sadie and Katie are best friends. Practically twins! But no one really knows that Sadie secretly hates Katie...and herself. Angsty one-shot!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sadie - Complete
Pull the plug by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
"Tomorrow evening, they're going to come in here and switch those machines off. And then you're going to be dead. You're going to be put in a box, and they'll either bury you or cremate you, and," She stalled; this was hard for her to admit. "You'll have never known... You'll have never known I loved you." Angsty oneshot, A/H. Set after TDWT
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
What The FanFiction? by Cereal-Killa reviews
Ever wondered what comments the characters of TDI might make on our fanfictions? Each character gets their own chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009
Before there was Blaineley by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
There was Mildred, the girl who became Blaineley! She just wanted love, money and to be famous and instead she was heartbroken, broke and a nobody who was dedicated to someone who screwed her over. Can you blame her for acting the way she does?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Blaineley - Complete
The fourteenth of February by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
Oneshot. Heather loathes valentine's day, and despite everyone else getting into the spirit, she's adamant that it's going to be a nightmare. However, a mystery card, an intern and a rather sudden revelation might just redeem the day for her. Set during TDWT, Aleheather.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Codeather? by ellie2498 reviews
Cody and Heather? What? How does that work? It doesn't. Is this story Codeather or NoCo? Who knows!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Life Coach by Dierhart reviews
Set while Jane and Daria are in Boston; an unlikely agreement is struck between Quinn and Trent to get his life started in the attempts of turning Daria's head when she comes back to Lawndale.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,063 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Trent L., Daria M.
Kids Can Be Mean by ellie2498 reviews
What happens when Noah sees Cody being bullied? What should he do? Read to find out! Told from Noah's point of view.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Awkward Romancing With A Hat by HVK reviews
Set sometime between World Tour and Revenge Of The Island; in the midst of the beginings of a proper relationship with Sierra, Cody presents her with a hat for her, incidentally grappling with his own securities. Sierra, on the other hand, just wants some Cody-love.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Cody, Sierra - Complete
Big Shoes by xoxo Cherie reviews
As Leo grows more and more frustrated while building the Argo II, maybe a visit from one of his older siblings will help him out of his slump. Family fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Leo V., C. Beckendorf - Complete
Boy or Girl? by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Lightning just dosen't know if his rival is a boy or girl when Duncan tries to help him he may be more confused then ever!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Lightning - Complete
Hypnotizing Helga by SuprSingr reviews
Helga's always hid her kinder side. But what happens if she's hypnotized to show her true colors? What will Arnold think of this "new" Helga? Rated to be safe. And for birds. And hobos. Oh, it's just a big mess. But a fun one!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
You'd Be Surprised by AtheisticPokemon reviews
You'd be surprised at the amount of tension between two people. This showcases that tension. From the first time they meet to Silena to married with kids. Everything you can think of that ever happened to Clarisse and Chris. One-Shot Collection.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,873 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Clarisse R., Chris R.
A Taste by R. Grace reviews
Mr. Darcy arrives at the parsonage to propose to Elizabeth, and things get a little more heated than the original version. What if Mr. Darcy couldn't keep his hands to himself? What if he treated Lizzy to a "taste" of what she could expect as his wife? ;
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Cinnamon High by AtheisticPokemon reviews
". . . 98, 99, 100." Rachel makes everyone cinnamon-scented ornaments for Christmas. What could go wrong? One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rachel D. - Complete
Love Remains the Same by SuprSingr reviews
Time will go by, people will change, tears will fall, friendships will break, hearts will be broken, regrets will be made, smiles will be fleeting, and the world will keep spinning... but no matter what, love will remain the same.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Tutoring Arnold by Azure129 reviews
Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,951 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Marry Your Daughter? What? by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
In which Percy lets slip that he has a rather rich and important father and Mr Dare realizes that Percy and his daughter are much the same age... Not Perachel, definitely PERCABETH, though not mentioned much. Not M. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Night of the Living Furniture by Smileyfax reviews
Tom acquires a new hobby, to Daria and Jane's chagrin. Inspired by a scene from Sappy Anniversary. Warning: Violence.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Teaching Mona by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Daria has an itch she doesn’t quite know how to scratch. Trent never thought he could teach the brainy D.M. something new. One condition: Tom can never know. DariaTrentTom
Daria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007
A Year And A Day by mrsmish reviews
Darcy leaves for the Continent after his illfated proposal to Miss Elizabeth Bennet, but a happy family event reunites them a year later
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,364 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Party Hard by The Waco Kid reviews
Daria's at a party. Trent is there. Drinking is involved. Will this finally get Daria and Trent together?
Daria - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006
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Princesses reviews
The everyday shenanigans of the Disney Princesses' lives during the times that they aren't ladylike or proper.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/26/2014
Undoubtedly and Passionately reviews
Age can be a burden, especially if it can make you forget about the love you felt with utmost passion for your wife. Futurefic.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Emma W., Mr. Knightley] - Complete
Eavesdropping reviews
Listening to what other people are saying is morally wrong if it's none of your business. But if you happen to overhear a passionate soliloquy about someone's love for you, it technically IS your business, right? So it's not wrong if you continue to eavesdrop, especially since it can help you sort out your messy feelings for your bully. Right?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Arnold, Helga]
Office Hours reviews
It's a rare day when you discover that your boss is actually capable of smiling. Drabble.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Courtney, Duncan] - Complete
Gaze reviews
What if Lady Catherine de Bourgh never went to Longbourn? What would have happened to Darcy and Elizabeth? Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Ill reviews
When Jane has fallen ill at Pemberley, it's up for her brother-in-law Darcy, to the rescue! Regency one-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Jane, Mr. Darcy - Complete
THE (INSERT POWER TOOL HERE) MASSACRE reviews
Slaser AU. BUT WHO DID IT? Well, other than Lindsay and Tyler, anyway. Cramped-up bathroom stalls! Dismembered bodies! Drama! Complete suicide of brain cells! Miserable attempts of humor! Excessive use of exclamation points!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
Through Agony and Ecstacy reviews
A series of oneshots depicting the life of our beloved Mr. and Mrs. Darcy, along with all the people that matter the most to them. Stories vary from humor to angst, although there will always be romance.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth]
The Reunion reviews
Elizabeth impatiently waits for the return of Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] - Complete
Half an Hour reviews
Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy are left alone in the Netherfield library for half an hour, and needless to say, Darcy is driven to distraction.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Poor Nerves reviews
A reflection of a man about the wife he was not in love with. Slight angst.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Mr. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet - Complete
Total Drama Couples Parody reviews
Ever imagined Duncan and Courtney as Romeo and Juliet? How about Heather and Alejandro as Jack and Rose? This fic is basically just a parody of all the famous couples in pop culture and literature. Two-shot for each couple. Enjoy! (This week: Duncney in Romeo and Juliet!)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Duncan, Courtney]
The Morning reviews
Courtney woke up to find that she was in bed with someone after a heavy night of drinking. Gasp! What will happen now? Hints of Chrisney. Rated T.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Chained Inspiration reviews
After a nasty breakup with the resident goth girl, Trent's life is slowly spiraling down. How is he going to cope? Is it going to get better? Trent-centric.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Trent - Complete
Hot Guy-Deprived reviews
Deciding to date more, Heather asks a hot guy out, and got someone else to spend the evening with instead. Oneshot (or not, who knows).
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Heather, Harold
Living the Life with the Lifeguards reviews
Gwen has to bring Cody to the beach due to her father's wishes, and much to her chagrin. But what happens when two blond lifeguards make the situation better for both the goth and the geek? AU, Codette and Gweoff.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Geoff, Gwen] [Cody, Bridgette]
Jeans reviews
Courtney has to go to college and leave her best friend Gwen behind, but not before she discovers something important. Gwenney oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Gwen, Courtney] - Complete
The Life of an Antagonist reviews
"The ten-year-old can't help but wonder why meetings, golf, and dates are more important than she is." Just a fic containing the life stories of the antagonists, from Heather to Scott. Slight AleHeather, one-sided Justin/Courtney.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Heather, Justin, Alejandro, Scott
Parenting Class reviews
When Chris had to take parenting classes for his son, he never really knew what he was signing up for. Merry Christmas, TheImpossiblyAwesomeWriter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Chris M., Owen, Trent
From Bows to Barrettes reviews
Our favorite little kindergartner is all grown up and is all set for high school, where she has to face problems like gross cafeteria food, complicated crushes, and tons of homework. Can she handle it? Read to find out!
Junie B. Jones Collection - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2013
The One With the Apology (and the Toe) reviews
Did Monica ever apologize for cutting off Chandler's toe? What exactly happened? Pre-Mondler fluff.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Monica G., Chandler B.] - Complete
The Phobia Factor reviews
A darker version of Total Drama Island's seventh episode. Fears are just fears, right? They couldn't kill you...or could they? Rated T for some gory violence, but nothing too bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Positive reviews
Heather and Alejandro are married, but something's up with Heather. Why is she so upset? Can Alejandro help her out? AleHeather.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
The Library is for Studying reviews
Chris is bored out of his mind and he decides to spend his afternoon with a CIT...and an old librarian. How will it all turn out? Written for Chrisney Week!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Dancing in the Streets reviews
Just a rather short oneshot about Thalia, Luke, and an old radio. Past-fic, implied Thaluke (but mostly friendship).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Luke C., Thalia G.] - Complete
Leo's (Painful) Quest for Love reviews
Leo is single, which is truly one of life's greatest mysteries. But can two immortal figures change that by meddling with his life a tiny bit? A humorous (or so I think) tale of romance, involving our very own repair boy. Rate and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Leo V.
Unconventional Love reviews
A view of somebody's infatuation towards Alejandro Burromuerto. One thing for sure, though...it's not who you think it is. Please review!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Alejandro - Complete
Quinn the Brain and Daria the Beauty reviews
It always seemed like Daria and Quinn had no hope of getting along. Or is there? Sisters switching bodies, next...on Sick, Sad World.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Daria M., Quinn M.
The Woes of Texting at Seven AM reviews
Duncan and Courtney are together, but Gwen is in the picture somehow. Somewhat Duncney, somewhat Gwuncan. T for mild language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Total Drama Operation: Dating reviews
Chris and Chef have a new scheme up their sleeves! How will they torture the contestants now? By setting up dates of course! Some will be a bust, some will strangely work out. Requests of crack pairings are accepted. Read up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
No One Would Listen reviews
An Ezekiel vignette. Also a songfic to a deleted song from The Phantom of the Opera movie, 'No One Would Listen.' Bridgette/Ezekiel friendship (a bit one-sided, too, I guess?) LYRICS REMOVED. NO LONGER A SONGFIC DUE TO VIOLATION OF THE RULES.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Embarrassing Intoxication reviews
Cody finds out that a drunk Noah is a weird Noah. And that a stuffed emu can somehow be related to this situation. NoCo. Rated T for use of alcohol, but nothing too bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Shopping Bags reviews
The aftermath of a day of pointless shopping. An equally pointless, drabble-ish oneshot. Tyler/Lindsay.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Lindsay, Tyler] - Complete
Late Night Annoyances reviews
A conversation between Dawn and Noah. Warning: dialogue only, no narration. Implied Nawn.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Noah, Dawn - Complete
Heart Attack reviews
Noah's heart rate speeds up drastically when Izzy is around, for different reasons. Nizzy, oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Izzy, Noah] - Complete
Towel reviews
Being chased by interns, Chris found solace in a contestant's room. Chrisney fluff. Written for I'll Cover Angel and Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Enchanting Conversation reviews
A certain blonde notices something off about a cynical bookworm's aura. Nawn.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Jealous reviews
Noah claimed that he can't be jealous. Cody is determined to prove him wrong. NoCo, oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Twenty-Four Kisses reviews
Bridgette ponders on her relationship with Geoff in one of the few times when they aren't kissing.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Bridgette, Geoff] - Complete
The Queen reviews
Heather discovers that not being able to sleep in a deteriorating plane can cause slightly embarrassing situations. AleHeather, oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
Couple of Lovers, Couple of Losers reviews
A collection of PJO romance drabbles, from humor to angst. Different pairing per chapter, with different genres. Feel free to read and enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013
Gods in Goode High School reviews
Zeus turned everybody into teenagers to teach them a lesson. What will happen when they go to Goode with Percy and the other demigods? Read and find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Zeus - Complete
Working Distractions reviews
Katie claims that nothing can distract her from her favorite hobby, gardening. Can Travis prove otherwise? Just plain Tratie stuff, created out of pure boredom. Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Travis S., Katie G.] - Complete
How Clarisse and Chris Came Together reviews
In the Last Olympian, they said that Silena gave Clarisse dating advice for her first boyfriend, Chris. Exactly what did she do? And how did she and Chris end up together? Read and find out. ONESHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Chris R., Clarisse R.] - Complete