Author has written 47 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Daria, Total Drama series, Friends, Junie B. Jones Collection, Pride and Prejudice, Hey Arnold, Emma, Disney, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.
Hello, fellow earthlings. I guess before you'd read my stories, you have to know stuff about me.
Basic Facts About Me That Will Acquaint Me With Readers But Not Stalkers:
Penname-Raise your eyes an inch and you will find out.
Avatar-Jane Lane from Daria. Because she's awesome. :P
Name You Can Address Me With-I'd ask you to call me Queen, but that may seem arrogant, so I am gonna give you my nickname, which is Andy.
Age-I'm younger than that of your grandmother, but older than the existence of touch-screen cellphones. If that doesn't help, I am also a high school student.
The Repost Area:
List your twelve favorite Total Drama characters in no particular order
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Brick and Sierra? Never. That would be really weird though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
DJ??? No way, he's too innocent for to be thought of as hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bridgette got Cody pregnant? Um, I guess Cody would be happy that he wasn't destined to die a virgin (except for Sierra's case), and weirded out that he got impregnated. Geoff would be furious at Bridgette, but then he'd be relieved that Bridgette didn't get him pregnant, and Sierra would probably rip Bridgette's head off. Not to mention, where the hell will the baby stay in Cody?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Owen. Yep, but most of them feature him as the farting comic relief.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Noah...and...Brick. Wake me up when my head stops rattling.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Harold and Owen? Harold and Izzy? If they get cooped up in a sort of weird, threesome relationship, it would consist with Harold and Owen having awkward conversations, farts, and Izzy trying to impregnate both of them. Just sayin'.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, Noah's dreams finally came true (he showed an attraction to Bridgette in Yukon). Noah and Bridgette would react to Dawn's intrusion with panic, and Dawn would tell them to meditate, naked and all, so they can clear their minds. She would also ask that firefly she has the ability to talk to for advice.
8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Heather and Dawn are in a happy relationship until Dawn runs off with DJ. Heather, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sierra, and a brief unhappy affair with Bridgette, then follows the wise advice of Harold and finds true love with Alejandro.
What title would you give this fic?
I Thought I Was Lesbian And Consulted A Nerd Before I Met You (A Weird AleHeather Fanfic)
9. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
As much as I like Heather, I'd stay with Brick. Heather will probably take a video of me talking in my sleep and upload it on YouTube, but Brick will be a complete gentleman and stay on the couch while I lie on his bed.
10. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
Everyone gangs up on Alejandro. He would cool everyone down with his Latino charm, and they'd end up being his slaves for the day.
11. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Everyone is invited to Noah and Izzy's wedding except for Cody. In a NoCo, sense, Cody would steal Noah away from the altar and run away with him to Japan, where they would live with a bunch of dogs. In the Nizzy sense, Izzy would wear an orange wedding dress and do cartwheels down the aisle, and Cody would be at home, ogling over a picture of Gwen.
12. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Alejandro starts a day camp. The activities involve, "Make a Bust of Alejandro" or the "See If You Can Run as Fast as Alejandro" Race.
13. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Most likely. Dawn would ask the woodland creatures to gather the flour and slice the apples. Oh, wait, that's Snow White.
14. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Cody and Harold go camping, without food. Harold would mislead them to eat poison ivy by accident, but before that, Cody tries to find a gas station and ends up being punched by the cashier.
15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge. (Charge, in charge, haha nice pun. *silence* You know, electric charge? Ugh.)
3/10 (I'm not much of a team leader...)
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water. (Uh-huh.)
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person. (Definitely. I'm as anti-social as I could get.)
10/10 (Well, gee. I get to control the dead! Isn't that cute.)
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
5/10 (Not very surprising.)
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
3/10 (At least I won't produce horrendous haikus.)
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
7/10 (Better stay back, or I'll shoot you! *arrow hits a banana* Never mind.)
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools. (I have a way of messing them up, yeah.)
0/10 (Hmm...too bad, he's an awesome god.)
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
3/10 (Yeah, I'm beautiful. Reaal beautiful.)
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends. (I would if I could, though.)
2/10 (I'm not known for my stealth.)
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party. (The party of boring.)
3/10 (Not fond of that dude, anyway.)
So I'm a child of Hades that will probably end up being a Hunter of Artemis. Whoa, exactly like Bianca di Angelo! Not bad, not bad.
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.