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Joined 02-28-12, id: 3769635, Profile Updated: 03-07-12
Author has written 8 stories for Homestuck.

pepsicola porn; exactly what it sounds like. i'm gonna fuck up this place with all of my homestuck porn. it will be sticky and messy and everyone will magically turn gay and it will be glorious. you may notice i favor some couples over others and if you didn't figure out my eternal otp then wow, you stupid.

kay that's it i have nothing else to say. go away. shoo.


current project(s): How to be a Superhero [updates 1 - 2 times a week; chapters usually around 5 - 6 pages long]
future project(s): Supernaturalstuck [unknown update schedule - knock-off of the CW show Supernatural]

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Ascend by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
The Prince attends the funeral of the Page. DirkxJake. Blood.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
That's Why by I.Write.Love reviews
If anyone asked, Dave Strider was his best friend, but somehow, he always knew that was just too empty. Dave/John. Fluff!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Motherfuckin' Sick Fires by MaraudingMonster reviews
A collection of Gamzee/Tavros drabbles and oneshots inspired by songs. Rated T for some blood and Gamzee's foul mouth. Enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
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How to be a Superhero reviews
John is a derpy superhero, Jade is his sidekick, Dave is a reporter, Rose is his boss, Jake is the next Lex Luther, and Vriska is a vigilante that has a thing for do-gooders. AU; John/Dave, Karkat/Jade, Rose/Kanaya, hints of Vriska/John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dave S., John E.
in which karkat sucks at being romantic reviews
AU Humanstuck: John receives an incredibly inappropriate e-mail from Karkat and decides to confront these potentially homosexual feelings during a sleepover. Nothing can go wrong! KK/John. PWSP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
unconditional positive regard reviews
But you're not happy; you still love him and you know that as long as you love John Egbert you never will be. Onesided Dave/John; mentions of Vriska/John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dave S. - Complete
John: be a cat reviews
Dave visits John, who decides to act like a cat for some reason, and Dave barks. Ironically. AU. Dave/John fluff & smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Near to You reviews
He's disappearing, fading, steadily. I'm so close to being yours; won't you stay with me, please? AU Highschoolstuck. Jade/Karkat; onesided Jade/Dave and Dave/John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Karkat V., Jade H. - Complete
memory fragments reviews
John dreams. Dave remembers.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
in which john accidentally homosexuals reviews
AU Hogwartsstuck: John is fascinated by Karkat's horns and can't stop touching them. He wonders what they taste like...? DRABBLE. KK/John. Rated for language and suggestive accidental jizzing. :D
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete