Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.1/5/04
How to tell the difference between a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
You give each candidate a magic lamp with a genie.
The Ravenclaw asks for all the knowledge in the world so that she/he might be able to answer his/her own wishes.
The Hufflepuff produces a Christmas List and spends ten minutes deliberating between a CD or a friendship bracelet before asking for world peace.
The Gryffindor asks for the power to duel the current dark lord (but forgets to ask to be the winner).
And the Slytherin asks for three more wishes.
May aswell update this.
Ok, I don't know why you're reading this, but I think I'll just use it to record my favourite fanfiction plotbunnies.
I also read:
What I don't ever read: (no offence if you do, I have tons of great friends who do like the below and have nothing against those who do read or write it).
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, kneazles and hippogriffs, Dark Lords and Golden-boys, fudge cake and treacle tart - may I present to you the longest bio ever:
Frying pans become flying pans and learn kung fu.
Yes, you do have to put up with all this.
This is really, just boringly fun.
Yes, I am stupid. I am a moron, a twit, an idiot and other stronger names and words that may have passed your mind.
Evidently I am in a strange, weird hyper mood.
I'm also quite aware that this isn't funny, just annoying.
Like Linkin Park?
Ok, what about Evanesence?
You know what really bugs me?
The shortlist for the Carnegie medle.
The flying hippo likes reading Lord of the Rings.
So do I, but the hippo tells me not as much as he does.
The latest Alex Rider book has come out!! Celebrate!!!
Don't read "IT" by Stephen King before going to the circus.
Aren't you bored yet?
I thought not.
If you want to view my favourite's list, or my authored stories list, just use the scroll bar (unless you're in the same sort of mood I'm in now) this is going to take aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages.
If only I could see your annoyed, freaked out face. (and if you are laughing - unlikely I know - good for you).
Let's just see how far this thing goes shall we?
You know, if you're actually putting up with all this, could you email me? I'd be delighted to know about anyone who has actually read all of this.
(you met many people who are stupid enough to do this?)
(if yes I bet there's are more interesting than mine).
(still here? Impressive).
[B]To those who have read all of the above and endured my insanity by having the guts to just keep pressing down[B]
[B]To those who wimped out and had the sense to use the scroll bar[B]
(ok, ok I'll stop, I'll stop pressing enter.). Here we go!