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Joined 01-21-01, id: 37707
Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, To Kill a Mockingbird, Mighty Ducks, Gargoyles, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Well, I'm just a writer with delusions of grandeur. I like to write about all sorts of things- take a look at my authored stories! Wide variety of interests, huh? At the time of this publication, I have a bunch of little fabula up, so please read and review!

I have a neat little website up, so please visit and sign my guestbooks!

Lots of people don't get my pen name, so here is the official, from-the-fanfic-author's-mouth explination.


Just thought I'd clear that up.

Okay, now down to my info. Yes, I speak Latin as well as a fourth year can. (See below for more info). I even have a motto in the language: Gramen artificiosum odi. That means "I hate fake turf." Now there's something other band people can identify with! Yes, I'm in band. I play clarinet (badly). I'm a seniorific senior, so you'll have to excuse me for that. It could be worse. I could still be the jejune junior, or worse, the sophomoric sophomore. (Yeah, I know I'm crazy for taking Latin and band for four years- hey, I wanted to quit band for drill team once too! *slaps herself* I may have deserve that one.)

All kidding aside, I'm right proud to say that I am an American and that I love my country. We can't be divided.
All my stories are child-friendly. If you want more of my fiction, visit my Vast Cornucopia and check out my library.

Flames, of course, will be used in my family's annual Weenie Roast and Square-Dancing Festival.

Intests of mine that are not listed here or that I do not have fics for include an entire lineup of classic TV shows, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones.

My dog Shelly, my cats Indy and Leah, and my fish Caesar say thank you for reading my's bio. Visit my website!

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Drink Up Me Hearties by TDWidow reviews
Why did Jack Sparrow first become a pirate? What happened to poor Ragetti’s real eye? And Bootstrap Bill’s final thoughts. CHAP 10: A fallen pirate finally finds peace. (Also added is a timeline) COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Complete
Ello Luv! by WindCherry reviews
A story in You format, but with a rather unusual plot you find yourself awoken to quite a surprise! Please read and review. Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Three Days by Soappuppy reviews
So what really happened when you were alone on that island, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2003
Holocaust by Angel6 reviews
The Ducks return to Puckworld, only to find a wasteland...
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2000
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Rumors reviews
Rumors say that the Black Pearl has sunk in the middle of the Caribbean, taking Captain Jack Sparrow and his attacker along with it. But how true are these rumors and who would profit from the pirate’s demise?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
Theory of a Pilot's Life reviews
Wes Janson gets a little more than he bargained for with a new recruit to Wraith Squadron.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2002
Power of the Farce reviews
One big happy parody of the NJO!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2002
Far Wars- The Phantom Dentist reviews
Fluke Flyswatter and his motley crew of Revolutionites are determined to stop the villain Barf Tater from ruling the universe!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/21/2002
Vendetta reviews
After the death of his sister, Matt Bluestone is determined to find out who did it- and put them away for good.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2002
To Alia reviews
A Master mourns the death of his Padawan
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001
Maycomb Revisited reviews
Scout and Jem, now adults, are forced to react to changes in their lives. New chapter up!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2001 - Published: 2/17/2001
We Didn't Start the Fire reviews
Nosedive starts to act strangely after a fight with Dragaunus and Wildwing is determined to find out why.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2001 - Published: 4/15/2001
Saints or Sienars reviews
Meet Rui Stargazer. She's a smuggler captain who doesn't exactly get along with her crew, the Empire, or the Alliance. Please be nice, this is my first humor fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2001
Worlds Apart reviews
The saga of Jan Ors and Kyle Katarn, starting three years after Jedi Knight and leading right up to Mysteries of the Sith. Tissue alert first two chapters!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2001 - Published: 2/10/2001