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Author has written 28 stories for Warriors, Star Wars, My Little Pony, Call of Duty, Parodies and Spoofs, Minecraft, Slender, and Fallout.

I am a 14 year old Christian guy, and my talent is writing. My interests are being a brony (A teenage My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan), writing, and sketching. I have many stories, and my good friend is Drrop. Check out his story Shattered Clouds!

I know I haven't uploaded in over a year almost, so I will make a massive comeback!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx, 0xHannahx0, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000. XxRainbowSprinklesxX, XxPieInYaFacexX, omg-KITTENS, Spottedwave From Irk, Gingerclaw, Shadowstroke, xxxRavensClawxxx

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" put this in your profile!

AND NOW, a short poem I wrote.

A Cats Eyes

When you look a cat in the eyes, what do you see?

Do you see anger or hate? Do you see pain?

Do you see countless numbers of wisdom?

Do you see the raw energy possessed by hunters?

Or are you like me?

Me, who sees nothing but care.

Eyes that tell me to trust their owner.

Eyes that say "Tell me everything."

Eyes that say "I understand," or "go on."

Eyes that sympathize and listen.

Eyes that simply say "I'm here for you."

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

It’s possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Further proof of human stupidity

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (What?! I LOVE eating frozen dinners!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...DARN IT!!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something everyday, I suppose)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But I wanted to get horrible burns!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Herp a derp, Sherlock)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh! I had no idea sleep aids could do that!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (No, I'm sure a piece of cloth will! *jumps off cliff*)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat." (But...I was gonna kill someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a arm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Also, here is my big disclaimer:

I do not own Star Wars, My Little Pony, Warriors, Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, Harry Potter, Minecraft, Call of Duty, or anything else I may write about.

Alright, I like ponies! Go to my YouTube Channel, KingDaddyDiscord, for fanfic readings, covers, art, videos, and more!

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A NotSoNormal Week 4 by Bluesaber3 reviews
Read the title. Enough said.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,811 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker
Sucked In by CloverHeart609 reviews
When Olivia, Kari, Nicky and Haven win a trip to meet George Lucas and to try an experiment, they think it's going to be a great trip where they stay in the mountains and meet their idol. But it turns out differently, they get sucked into Star Wars! -On temporary hiatus, but WHOA CHAPTER 35 IS UP-
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,884 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012
All My Broken Strings by Akiyama Shijin reviews
This is a story about two ponies: A Cellist and a Clockmaker. The Clockmaker is being haunted by his past. He turns to the only person who shares a history, which is similar to his. In the process, finds love. Will he get over his fears? Let's find out, shall we? (Humanized)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Octavia, Doctor Whooves
Trotting Along by oneweekcoldcat reviews
It's Hearts and Hooves Day, and a certian time stallion has big plans for his assistant.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves
Nazi Zombies: Equestria by mrlaughing reviews
When forced to use the teleporter before Richtofen had fully repaired it, the zombie slaying quartet find themselves somewhere... Strange...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,253 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Discord, Princess Celestia, Dr. Richtofen, Tank D.
Dinky's Family by Sanorace reviews
Dr. Hooves slowly uncovers the complexity of Dinky's family while she, in turn, tries to discover the Doctor's secrets.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Doctor Whooves, Dinky Doo
Doctor Whooves - Darkness and Regrets by DMRWhooves reviews
After a year of travelling with Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo the Doctor finds himself plagued by visions and nightmares. He is not the only one. Everypony else is experiencing similar nightmares. The doctor finds himself fighting through the nights, his regrets and his overwhelming insanity.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Doctor Whooves, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Ocean eyes by ejm12 reviews
What if Obi-wan was female? Most things are the same, up until she meets a funny little slave boy from Tatooine. Romance in later chapters. don't like, don't read!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,270 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Tatooine: Planet of the Dead by NatashAZ77 reviews
This is my first story! Set a couple of years before ANH the Emperor Palpatine has had a virus created, in order to test it the emperor has chosen Tatooine for the job. Tatooine inhabitants unknowingly will find themselves in a zombie invested world.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Luke S.
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The Last Drop reviews
Everything has gone wrong in the life of DJ Vinyl Scratch. Her friends are dead, her fiance has abandoned her, and now she can't go on anymore. One cut is all that she needs. All that is necessary for the last drop of her life.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei, OC - Complete
Until We Meet Again reviews
Derpy Hooves and The Doctor. Best friends. Loyalest of companions. But what about when a certain gray pegasus has to go? All she wishes for the Doctor is that he will wait... Until they meet again.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Fallen Kingdom reviews
I thought I might as well make a Minecraft fanfic. But it's awesome. Trust me. When King Daniel ruled Blockania in an kind but firm grip, he thought nothing could go wrong. That was where he was gravelly mistaken. Inspired by CaptainSparklez's song Fallen Kingdom.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2013
Silent Night
The Doctor. Hero to some, murderer of others. But what is he to himself? When everypony's favorite Time Lord wakes to a dead TARDIS and a silent Ponyville, he must venture out to face the monsters in the town... and within himself. Based on the Silent Ponyville series.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Published: 11/20/2013
Fallout: Equestria Lucky Thirteen
An epic story of finding yourself and your morals, this spin-off of the popular fanfic is dramatic and moving. Following four different perspectives, read as Silver Song and his best friend experience the Equestrian Wasteland for the first time. A mercenary searches for his next goal, and a trader runs from his darker past... What happens when they run into each other?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Published: 9/27/2013
The epic Warriors truth or dare show! reviews
Who like seeing Warrior Cats making fools of themselves? I do! Here is a show filled with outrageous dares submitted from you, my dear reviewers. So please put dares in the reviews you post. Enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Jayfeather, Firestar
The Best Story You Will Ever Read reviews
I was bored, it was late, I mashed everything that came to mind together, and TECHNICALLY it is Fanfiction because it is fiction and it is fanmade and it is about almost everything. Enjoy!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
My last upload of this sad story was with a PDF file. Now a reviewer, Bushwah, gave me a fixed version, so ITS ALL GOOD! Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo
New Life, New School, Old Scars reviews
When Rusty is adopted by Bluestar, he begins an entirely new life. Yet even that can't heal the scars that run deep in his mind.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Firestar, Bluestar
The Equestrian Civil War reviews
Three years after Twilight Sparkle was put to sleep by a mercenary, she wakes up to a new and different Equestria where Princess Luna and Princess Celestia have split off to make seperate sides who wage war in a final battle for supremacy. But can Twilight choose the right side?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
A Day In The Awesome Life of Rainbow Dash reviews
How much more awesome can she get?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Silver Spoon - Complete
Warriors Chatroom reviews
Okay, the intros might be a bit confusing, but that is because the first chapter was deleted. This is Ch. 2, and I will attempt to recover Ch. 1 for you all. It is still random and hilarious. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - BrambleStar
A Sort Of Homecoming reviews
Obi-Wan Kenobi never knew his family. He never even knew if they were still out there. One day, out of the blue, he suddenly gets a message that will change his life forever. Written by my dad when he was in college, all credit goes to him.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013
Slendercat reviews
A dark entity has awoken, and the four Clans are now in mortal terror. It is up to the Fourth, the young apprentice Blackpaw, to defeat it. The prize is peace for many moons. The price of failure is watching the entire of the Lakeside Clans be picked off and killed on by one.
Crossover - Warriors & Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013
Doctor Whooves: Bowties Are Cool reviews
The Tenth Doctor and the TARDIS land in a strangely sunny new world. Follow his and his new companions adventures!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Doctor Whooves, Octavia
Callings of the Past reviews
When a young alicorn is sent underground by his mother during an attack by rebelling pegasi, it seems she is killed by the magic bombs that ravage the land. But 100 years later, he finds that the Princess Luna could still be alive. Breaking all bonds to the safety of New Manehattan, he emerges to find a barren wasteland in what used to be Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Background Adventures reviews
What will happen to MLP in Season 4? This is what I want to see. New episode every week or two!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013
Doctor Whooves: Old Time is Dying reviews
The Doctor and Derpy are once again thrown into an adventure with Clockwork and Twilight Sparkle, but this one will be much more dangerous. Will the Doctor's be able to overcome that which is themselves?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Doctor Whooves, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Good Times reviews
Another sad story. This one is about Pinkie Pie. Shorter than the others.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
The Catfolk Project reviews
The Government has a new project that goes out of control. They need only the most talented, the most stealthy, the most synchronized. They need the Catfolk.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
The Average Life of the Skywalkers reviews
The Force has been balanced with the destruction of the Jedi along with the Sith. That leaves the remaining Jedi only one option so that they won't upset the balance: Finding a life. A normal life. An average life.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Republic Commando: Knights Of War reviews
When Order 66 was issued, everyone was left shocked. Except the clones. But the new Emperor made one flaw without knowing it: The gift of thought. This gift was given to each and every one of the Republic Commando units. So when Grit Squad received that order, they knew it was wrong. Follow from the perspective of Republic Commando Jank of Grit Squad in a new and terrifying galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013
Saying Goodbye reviews
Set in the future. Spike's goodbye.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle
I Couldn't Save You Because I'm A Failure reviews
An alternate version of Too Late and Those Given Wings. Set in future.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Those Given Wings reviews
A sequel to Too Late. Set in the future.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Luna: Raising an Equestrian Princess reviews
When a lonely man lives an automated life, is that even living anymore? Then one day, he finds that answers to his entire life trapped underneath a dark-blue t-shirt... follow him through 20 years of his life as he learns what a little color can do to a black and white picture.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Too Late reviews
Rainbow Dash was a fast pegasus, faster than anypony out there. But there was a day where she wasn't fast enough. A day where she was too late.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo
The Last Will and Testament of Luke Skywalker reviews
I wanted a mildly tragic story of the death of Luke, so I wrote this. Made me cry first time I read this over. Tragic, and mildly accurate, I don't read the books much.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Luke S.
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