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Author has written 1 story for Dragon Age.

My name is Iva and I can't write but have lots of OC I have to write about.

You can find me on tumblr, and here's my artblog.

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You Have to Say It by Tacens reviews
Short episodes about the sacrifices you must make for interspecies love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
How to happily harbor a viper in your midst by Sattar reviews
Recipe: three parts sarcasm, one part drama, two parts fluff, mix and shake with ridiculous banters, bake into "post-traumatic recovery" and "learning to build a communication" narrative cakes, sprinkle with demonic lectures on psychology.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,085 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 174,655 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Loved by Sia Later reviews
Meghan Shepard's Logs of the journey to defeat the Collectors. Kaidan A./Shepard, Garrus V./Shepard. Rated M for language, violence and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,700 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A kind of magic by KCousland reviews
Another answer to a Cheeky Monkeys challenge. A collection of one-shots and drabbles where Tara Amell tries to make Zevran happy, with mixed results.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,188 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Zevran A., Amell
Redemption by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
(The final installment of The Bucket List Series. Events loosely based upon Mass Effect 3.) The crew of the Normandy is forced to face the Reaper attacks on the front line. Tensions arise as the number of deaths mount, and Shepard struggles with losing her moral compass when push comes to shove. Garrus isn't sure what is the biggest threat anymore - the Reapers or Leviathan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,625 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Heads We Will, Tails We'll Try Again by JacksAreWild reviews
Companion pieces to "Why Don't You and I?" The further adventures of Samantha Shepard and Jeff "Joker" Moreau. Inspired by LJ prompts - each chapter is under 1000 words. Will be updated sporadically. *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker
Limbo by pirate kit reviews
The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Harbinger
Second Chances by servantofclio reviews
Twelve years after the end of the war, Shepard is living a quiet, retired life, having put her past behind her. An encounter with an old friend makes her reconsider some choices and just might give both of them another chance at happiness. A story about friendship, love, and blending families. FemShep/Garrus, references to past FemShep/Kaidan and Garrus/OC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,866 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Set Free by Dandy in the Aspic reviews
A series of one-shots about Shepard, Kaidan and all the things in between. Snapshots of falling in love, family and heartbreak. ME1, ME2, ME3 and beyond. Mostly canon with 'Changeling'. Can be read in any order, rating varies. Marked as complete because they are all standalone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,563 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
When Light Grows Less by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Hawke isn't a hero to everyone. Revenge comes calling, and Hawke and Fenris learn that there is more than one way to be helpless.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,828 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Gray Area by Rokubi reviews
Follow Garrus as he progresses through different levels of attachment to the great Commander Shepard; fondness, respect, friendship, full blown hero-worship, and something that gets lost in-between. Set ME1
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,751 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Body Language by tarysande reviews
They have become masters of speaking without words.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
When the Ex Comes to Visit by Reyavie reviews
We have seen what happens when Garrus is faced with Shepard's suitors. How about the other way around?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nyreen K. - Complete
Nerdmance by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard and Joker Shepard and Joker have developed an even closer friendship in the years after the war and they wind up as neighbors. During one of these sessions, Shepard jokingly makes a pass at Joker and gets the gears turning in his head again. Rated M for future, just in case.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Until the End by JacksAreWild reviews
Sometimes, it's easiest to take a chance when you have nothing left to lose. Shoker (of course.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Something Like Home by tarysande reviews
Shepard's in lock-up, the Reapers are coming, and Garrus isn't going to sit idly by while the galaxy is lost. Garnering turian support means returning to Palaven, but returning to Palaven will involve answering questions—and facing stark realities—he's been avoiding for years. Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Quotable Fragments by ice princess deluxe reviews
Extra scenes from 'Quotable Moments' that didn't quite make it into the main story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Fracture Patterns by Suilven reviews
As the final battle with the Reapers grows closer, Shepard and Garrus are forced to face the missed opportunities and regrets that have led them to where they are. Will it be enough, or is it too little, too late? Garrus/Tali, Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,496 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Quotable Moments by ice princess deluxe reviews
Fifty little slice-of-life vignettes involving Juliana Shepard, her helmsman, and their shared love of vintage movie quotes that span the course of all three games.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 60,143 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
River Stone by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Hawke is captured and branded in a failed Rite of Tranquility, but the longer she is forced to hide the truth the harder it is to find again. Hawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,954 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Long Distance by anonymous moose reviews
Even in peacetime, the nightmares keep her up some nights. But he's always there for her, even when he's not. Shepard/Vakarian. Post-ME3. Pure, unabashed romantic nonsense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Gestalt by Anne Whynn reviews
They stand on the edge of the abyss and all he can see is her face, the memories they have shared, and the path they have walked, side by side. Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Scars by Super Secret Siha reviews
ME3 was missing some pieces. SPOILERS for all three games. Rated M for language, violence and sexual situations in future chapters. Bioware owns everything. UPDATED Chapter 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Lust and Love by Ampersan reviews
ME2 possibly threw ME3. Rated M for very strong language, sex, and possible violence in later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M.
Can I change your mind by timbertimbre reviews
Things around Shepard always did tend to get worse before they started to improve. 'Purgatory', where the night had started; a state of momentary suffering. How appropriate, The universe certainly had a sense of humour, Joker'd give it that.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Identity by Blitzchaos reviews
With a Cerberus plot set into action, Shepard's identity has been stripped from her. In a body completely foreign to her, new responsibilities now hangs even more on the shoulders of her companions. Garrus/Femshep, Shepard-Turian
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Based on a True Story by I Used To Be A Dragon reviews
Shepard and Garrus settle in to watch the popular video adaptation of the Reaper Wars. Just a harmless bit of fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Good Morning, Mrs Verner! by skybound2 reviews
There are four words that Shepard never thought she'd hear strung together in a sentence and directed at her, four words that will forever make her flee in panic and if she never hears them again it'll be too soon: "Good Morning, Mrs. Verner!"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Conrad V. - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Brave by tardisblues reviews
"Are you scared?"
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Packet Loss by virusq reviews
Shepard didn't expect to make it out of this one alive, but the light at the end of the tunnel could use a new hue. !ME3 SPOILERS! Language. Implied Shepard/Joker. Implied Joker/EDI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Shepard (F), EDI - Complete
Say I'm Sorry by Flaming Flying V reviews
Post ME3: Joker finds out about what happened on Tiptree. He also finds out Shepard knew all along, making the seemingly random event of a night before the Rannoch missions fall into place. Formerly, now One-Sided Shoker, Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Universe's Due by Mizu Kai reviews
Jane Shepard is going insane watching Joker romance EDI. This is a look into her decline in sanity and the due the Universe owe's her and the love of her life. My answer to Bioware's Faux Pas. Shoker, with trace very hints of JoDI. Better than it sounds.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Tidal by tardisblues reviews
She feels the tug in her stomach – the tug she has mistaken for the high tide – but she doesn't move. Her body feels heavy and weightless all at once.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
A Certain Charm by LanaKrios reviews
Naomi Shepard has recovered from a lethal gunshot wound. Her lover, Zaeed, is happy about this. In more ways than one. Rated M for sex and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Caught by tardisblues reviews
It's all fun and games until someone gets caught staring.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Sing For Me, Flyboy by Silverfern500 reviews
In which EDI bothers Joker and Shepard sings drunk. "Fly me to the moon" songfic sorry? Just a short in support of... well. Read, review, relax.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Adrenaline by tardisblues reviews
Maybe it's the pull of adrenaline in her veins or perhaps the world's been turned on its axis, but something tells her it's the way his tongue darts out of his mouth to wet his lips.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Here There Be Dragons by Luc Court reviews
Act III. Varric/female!Hawke. Even a storyteller can occasionally be surprised by unexpected twists in the tale.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Someone That You're With by Flaming Flying V reviews
MAJOR ME3 SPOILERS D8. Shepard has always had feelings for her pilot, but when she finally gets the guts to tell him how she felt, could it be too late? One-shot written for Shoker February.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Wrong Time, Wrong Place by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Two-parter. Shepard and Joker try to deal with the anniversary of the Normandy crash, as well as a drunken confession... Strong language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Everything That Matters by brownc0at reviews
In which Joker is guilt-ridden and sarcastic, Shepard is oblivious, and there are gratuitous references to zombies. FemShep/Joker, set during ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,809 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Pounce by Bladesworn reviews
DA KMeme prompt: "Ser Pounce - So, where is he? I'd love to read a fic that explains his departure." Short drabble from Pounce's point of view. / EXTREMELY SAD. I wept like a baby writing this.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Anders - Complete
Reluctant by Regelrytteren reviews
He rarely leaves his chair on the bridge, and then only at times where most of the crew are asleep. He is the best damn helmsman in the fleet, and he does not need them. He just needs to be alone.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Control by Boebliek reviews
After another fight Korra tries something else to get Mako to show his true emotions. Oneshot!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - unknown 5, unknown 7
Distractions by virusq reviews
Love makes you stupid. Femshep/Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Gentrification, or How Not To Be A Sow's Ear by strangegibbon reviews
Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris Find it in Russian at /readfic/2628013 - huge love to the talented lenokkk x
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Little Pieces by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Lady Hawke/Fenris one-shots. Smut, angst, drama, stupidity, and whatever else the muse spews out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,744 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Bullet in the Brain by riversrunthroughme reviews
After Omega, Ceberus put a lot more than cybernetics into Garrus' head. Warnings: issues of consent, dark themes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Reprieve by strangegibbon reviews
Hawke is determined that Anders will have one day to himself. Unexpectedly, Justice agrees to leave. F!Hawke/Anders DAA
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
I Miss the Mako by virusq reviews
Shepard visits the Normandy crash site.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
It's Not the Size of the Sword by BurtieBee reviews
Because expecting Isabela not to probe into Hawke's bedroom secrets in the middle of a crowded market would just be ridiculous. F!Hawke/Fenris. No spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hawke (F) - Complete
No Small Wonder by The Brass Clock reviews
Shepard and Joker work out the more intimate details of their budding relationship. In the only way a foulmouth and recluse can. M for heavy language and sex talk.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Five Times by skywalker05 reviews
Five times she told him she hated him. femShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
And must not forget to feed the fish by Sattar reviews
She's a snarky pessimistic control-freak paragade, and she has to maneuver between her complex of responsibility for the whole universe and selfish desire to just send everything to hell and be happy.Will she get trapped in her own machination eventually?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker
Kryptonite by Sattar reviews
A retired hero, the most useless thing in the world. But why did Commander Shepard become the criminal in the Terminus systems? AU, Post-game.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Home by Cally Starkiller reviews
Home. Home is the Normandy. And to be surrounded by friends when the Commander herself has her first time being drunk...things could happen. And those things may or may not be pleasant experiences. After suicide mission. Celebration time.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Again by Cally Starkiller reviews
Joker had let her die. Again. And this time Cerberus can't bring her back. One-shot. After suicide mission.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Twisted by proflig8 reviews
Garrus doesn't understand why his commander would want to engage in such frivolous things with him, but he's never tried it with a human, and if it makes her happy ... he'll give her the best damn game of Twister she's ever played. One-shot, Garrus/fShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Breathing Space by muhnemma reviews
A few days before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, Shepard and Joker realise that their feelings for each other have changed. Shoker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Glass and Stone by skywalker05 reviews
Shepard tried to let Kaiden down gently, but the one who usurped his place in her heart wasn't going to pass over a prime opportunity to taunt. FemShep/Joker before Ilos. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Of Boatmen, Bridges, and Model Ships by Zing-baby reviews
A quiet night on the Normandy gives us a glimpse of how Shepard likes to spend her free time. There are things about her only her best friend gets to see. And things about him that makes even the simplest of evenings among her most treasured memories.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Blind as a Bat by Zing-baby reviews
Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Movie Night by skywalker05 reviews
"Come on, Commander, I can't believe you've never seen Firefly." Joker and FemShep enjoying Earth television leads to hat-stealing and a jealous Garrus. Shoker fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Of freckled and sunburned skies
The Circle of Cumberland is full of mirrors, and she sometimes catches a glimpse of her green eyes and wonders why did they cut her hair but left them in place, the only heirloom they let her keep.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2014 - OC, Trevelyan - Complete