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Joined 02-29-12, id: 3773509, Profile Updated: 05-06-14
Author has written 10 stories for Invader Zim, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Still no avatar... :P I'll make myself one eventually. I draw as much, and I'd like to hesitantly say as good also, as I write. So maybe once I get a laptop I might even get a DA for fanart. Right now I'm limited to an iPod. All my stories at the point I'm writing this, have been typed up in my iPod's notes, actually. That's why I rarely use italics or boldening, I use caps there instead, so if you see caps, it might mean shouting, but it might also just mean to emphasize a word. Sorry about that.

School is keeping me very busy. I'm sorry. I'm aware I've been gone for months. Basically all the fics here are pretty darn old in my mind, and I'd like to re-write them completely or at least edit as my writing skills have much improved by now. I'll have to see.

Story updates;

I've been writting my continuing stories in a rotation, with a few one-shots popping up in between them, and now I've come around to Prisoner of Nightmares, however I was side-tracked trying to work on a different version/rewrite of My Tallest. That story absolutely must go on hiatus and I'll probably be giving it some serious edits and deleting the last or last two chapters. It's no longer fun to write. It's just frustrating me. Until I'm less confused with it, I'll just be experimenting, trying to figure it out. Prisoner of Nightmares though, is still going well, as is Reality Problems, though I may delete the last chapter in that too, because... It was dumb and I don't know what I was thinking or what's even going on there anymore.

Good news though! And perhaps something to make up for lack of submissions; someone I met here and I will call Athen, and I, have been doing several ZADR roleplays; detailed paragraph ones not a script style, though I've done those too aside from this. And these roleplays have been going strong for over a year and have hundreds of pages worth of posts in the site it's done on. We plan to possibly edit it into a story form and post it up, but until then you can message either me or Athen and we can give you a link to the unedited role-play perhaps.

I've been meaning to get accounts on here and DA for a while. Guess this's one down then? Yep, guess so... Still don't have a DA, at least not that I submit things to.

Well, given the context of this site, I suppose the most important thing's you'll want to know about me would be what I'm into as far as fandom goes. I've got a few things really, I suppose Death Note, Portal, Transformers, Homestuck, and possibly How to Train Your Dragon would be the easiest to list off. Kingdom Hearts is a new big fav and I really liked the movie 9, and know a tiny bit about Assassin's Creed. But right now, and for a long time, it's been invader Zim. IZ has been my favorite for years. As far as what you can expect me to write, Invader Zim. And, adding to that, I like ZADR. Immensely. You'll see tons of that from me. At the moment, I'm kinda doubting if you'll see anything else, like, ever. XD ZADR is the most interesting pairing I've found in a long time, and open to so many possibilities, not to mention AU's...

Yes, I LOVE to role-play, but I'm a bit picky about who I rp with and what the rp is about. I'm used to higher literate, detailed, paragraph rps and I really wont rp with OCs unless I know you and said OC very well. Feel free to shoot me a pm though. I'm freindly, and would be happy to work something out. EDIT!!!; CURRENTLY NOT OPEN FOR ROLEPLAYING! I'M ALREADY IN ALMOST TOO MANY COUNTING BOTH FAN AND NON-FAN ONES...

What story elements do I like? I like angst, to all degrees, if you can type something with enough emotional pull to actually get me to cry, in my opinion, whatever it is, is good. At least well written. Humor also, I love, and same as crying, I don't laugh easy with written stories. It takes something well written. I enjoy emotion pull, and attention to details, getting inside a character's head and examining their past and mind and feelings; how their history affects their personality and decisions, detailed and realistic fan-theory, cause and effect, realistic thought and emotional patterns signature to specific characters because that's how they've learned to think because of how their lives go- that intrigues me. Psychology mostly.

I'm a writter of about five years or so, having taken a class or two in novel-style writting, but I always accept politely, respectfully worded constructive criticism- in fact I highly encourage it. Please do review, or shoot me a pm.

If you don't like a pairing, I couldn't care less. It gives you no reason to act like an animal and lose your ability for normal, civil speech. Screaming like someone with anger and self control issues, never got anyone anywhere.

I speak English. I'm learning Spanish, but I kinda doubt I could carry on a particularly detailed conversation with it... Sorry about that.

I hope you enjoy what I have to offer! I think that's all for now. Good day!

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The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,936 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
The Package by BibliophileLove08 reviews
After years of being on earth, Zim finally succeeds in his mission. Now he takes Dib captive, bringing him with him to Irk. First fanfic EVER. Please read and review? Thank you. 3
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,363 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
That Time When Stuff Happened by TwoCute reviews
Zim really wished he didn't do that stuff and tried his best to avoid it but the same can't be said for Dib. Can Dib change Zim's mind about everything's that's about to happen?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Zim, Dib
How To Beat Near & Take Over The World in 13 Days by Cyri's Alter Ego reviews
"This is a series of important notes that I want to leave behind. In case I die or something. Yeah. 'Cause trust me, this is gonna be the most important damn thing you've ever read in your life. Ready? Grab a seat or something. ...This is how to beat Near."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,618 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Mello - Complete
Chocolate Mousse by OctoberSkyes reviews
Who knew finding a small cup of the stuff would could ever deprive a certain girl so much sleep? Chelly fluff with a human Wheatley being his usual bumbling self.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Finale by Spacefille reviews
When Dib finally captures Zim, he unwittingly sets off a chain of events that will change his life forever... ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,647 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Forgiven In Pain by Scarlet Dew Lily reviews
Wheatly is stranded in space, missing Chell with all his heart. He has been trying to tune out Kevin, but when the silence comes, he has to deal with the pain of being alone. Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
What They've Needed All Along by Watcher of the Hearts reviews
What if things had gone differently the night that Megamind's Bernard disguise was blown?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,138 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
I Promised You The Moon by Invader Bean reviews
Zim always keeps a promise... Always... And so will Gir... Sad litte One-shot fic I wrote...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Gir, Zim - Complete
A Thousand Years by cupidity11 reviews
There's an accident that nearly leaves him dead. Comatose. Hatred can withstand time, lust dissipates but, love grows when death is near. Many thanks to Lil-Banshee for letting me use her gorgeous art for this cover.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Stop Staring by Invader Phoenix reviews
Why wouldn't they stop staring at him? He wasn't the only one like this. It was all Dib's fault...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
All I Want For Xmas by cupidity11 reviews
What do you get when you add a young boy's wish for an alien, a kissing crystal, and strange Christmas themed vanishings? A really, odd ZaDr holiday special that is out of this world.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Change of Heart by Golden Snowflake reviews
He is reaching for something that suddenly, after an ongoing battle so fierce that is has claimed the entirety of their focus for years, has simply turned and walked away. And he didn't know how important it was until he'd lost it.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Questions by Golden Snowflake reviews
There's a long pause, and Dib looks over at Zim. The Irken is waiting to have his full attention, which would be kind of endearing if it wasn't simultaneously very, very annoying. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
ZADR Drabbles by Compelled reviews
Taken from, I believe, Wicabeth on dA.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Alien by Golden Snowflake reviews
Fifty sentences of the bizarre mayhem that is Zim's life. Warning: ZADR and utter randomness ahoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Black Gold by unicorn guts reviews
Dib somehow found himself caught in the middle of two aliens. ZimxDib; TakxDib.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Zim, Dib
Bird Flu by unicorn guts reviews
Dib drank too much cough syrup. DibxZim; ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Blood by Emo Fox reviews
Nothing is sweeter than the taste of victory. ZADR-ish/Drabble
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Ritual by Emo Fox reviews
Zim is determined to impress Dib with his knowledge of human mating rituals. Ficlet/Drabble ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
the little red wagon by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
ive decided to turn this into a collection of stories made while being accidentally high on ADD meds. i will also add sober fics that dont quite make the cutting room floor with me. always ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Dib, Zim
Long Live the Forgotten by Swing-21 reviews
Where do Mary-Sues go when they're not needed anymore?
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Promises by Emo Fox reviews
Once we get to Irk everything will be fine. I promise. ZaDr Ficlet/Angst/Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Two to Tango by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dib Goes Crazy And Stuff by Compelled reviews
Short and Dark.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Dib - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Glimpses by orphan mia reviews
A series of drabbles about Zim and Dib and their relationship, from enemies, to friends, to allies, to lovers. Rated strong T. Please read and review!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
invisible by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
He needs Dib to see. ZADR. EDITED!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Trail of Apocalypse and Doom by geminidragon76 reviews
Zim&Gaz find themselves in footy pajamas!Zim fixes Gaz's skull pendant with a surprise inside.They take a greak from their gory adventure, to get some sleep.Will Zim get the thanks he deserves?Will Gaz teach him about the fluffy birds&bees? ChibiZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,579 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Tears by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Zim doesn’t feel any more. ZaDR? Drabble
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Zim - Complete
Ersatz by im36degrees reviews
This is based off a plotline that was allegedly going to appear had the series not been canceled. Both Dib and Zim have their lives changed through shocking discoveries. Going to be ZADR eventually. This description sounds terrible, read it anyway!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Dib, Zim
Roses are Red by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The Tallest command that Zim end his relationship with Dib... permanently. [ZADR For quietlife00]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
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Begging for attention reviews
The human had changed. Zim was changing. He hated it, but he could only deny it for so long and he was determined he would get what he wanted.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Zim
Almost the End reviews
(Old) Three days after the event and not even his own family had come to see Dib. Only one thing, one being alone, hasn't readily forgotten him, and finally, Zim comes to visit. (Short, one-shot, ZADF or ZADR, almost-suicide)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Dib - Complete
Reality Problems reviews
(Old) The closer Dib got to his current goal, the more afraid he became of the consequences. What would this mean for him if Zim actually agreed? Either way, this would permanently change their relationship. !ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,072 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Zim, Dib
Prisoner of Nightmares reviews
(Old) Having noticed all the -worthy- traits Dib possesses, Zim has decided he wants to own him, point blank. However after years of abuse and neglect, Dib is finally falling apart and will need care and attention to just stay sane, while an old threat is growing in his mind. !ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,703 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dib, Zim
My Tallest reviews
(Old) All Irkens know is to please their leaders, it's like an artificial instinct. Failure usually results in torture or death penalties- often the irkens simply self-destruct. But Zim's pak, and it's thought filters, don't work like they should. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,664 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Zim, Dib
Crayons reviews
(Old crap) Silence reigned in the cardboard kingdom. Then Zim picked up the box of crayons and Dib watched stiffly as he started to draw with them. One-shot. ZADF. Possible ZADR? Possibly preceding 'Discussing your Pain?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
That was a test reviews
(Old) Starscream simply didn't understand. This loyalty in the other couldn't be real. Surely if tested, Steve would be unable to prove himself. Oneshot. Implied, possibly one-sided SteveScream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons - Complete
Marriage Counseling reviews
(Old crap) Two entirely different species, different cultures, different planets, originating multiple galaxies apart- of COURSE they had issues. There were bets on how long it would be before one killed the other. Dib chose to seek help. ZADR! One-shot written a while ago (Old!)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Last Call reviews
(Old) Deep down he knew no one would answer. His message would probably never even be heard. But he had to say what was destroying him, before it was all over. Dib centered! Implied ZADR! Rated T to be safe for dark themes. Suicide centric.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dib - Complete
Discussing Your Pain reviews
(Old crap) !ZADF/ZADR? "Zim just wanted to let you know Dib... And talk to you about this..." One side of a conversation. Short and sweet.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete