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Author has written 9 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Halo.

Hello, darlings. It is I, Copyright-Prime, and I have returned after a long and vigorous journey to lands far beyond this place, where the clouds are made of imagination and ink is found in your veins. Some day I might tell a tale about my adventures, but for now I will resume my place perched fondly on this stool in this corner, pen in hand and a devious glint in my eyes.


To anyone that doesn't know/remember me, I'm no one too spectacular. Just another human with fleeting amounts of spare time and far too much on the mind. I'll be attempting to merge back into the Transformers fandom from here on out, since the two of us had a bit of a disagreement and we haven't spoken to or seen each other in quite some time. Re-acquaintance is always a bit of a hassle. But no matter! I've currently copiously populated banks of headcanons and understandings on the fandoms of Homestuck, The Lorax (but Once-ler in general), Halo, and Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. So if you want to see anything of those just drop me a line or be patient and I'm sure something will come of them.

Anyways, I'm going to leave it at that for now and let you get on with whatever it is you're doing. Have fun! Over and Out.

(C)Prime

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Exile by Grendel-the-Hutt reviews
Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,843 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Soundwave, Miko N.
And Seekers do Seek by The Happy Rabbit reviews
Soundwave ignores the rather hyped up Seekers until he is cornered and a rather unexpected request is made, a request which a negative response is not accepted. Taken from TFanonkink
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker
Fraternizing by Whozawhatcha reviews
A Decepticon torturer isn't the kind of femme the Autobots are willing to take into their ranks but Optimus makes an exception for their eager prisoner. However, no one expected the slightly bipolar femme to carry a dangerous grudge with her ambiguous past. Stakes run high and secrets run deep, and despite her conversion to Autobot, this femme cant shake her ties with Decepticons
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 75 - Words: 386,034 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Cliffjumper, Optimus Prime, Megatron
Sick and Twisted Affair by Mistress Megatron reviews
Miko wanted his attention. Megatron wanted to see just how fearless she was. After sneaking through the ground bridge, Miko is unable to find the Autobots. She goes off in search of them, but finds someone else instead. Now that she's captured the Decepticon leader's attention, will she ever be able to escape?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,306 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Miko N., Megatron
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,685 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Roll Call by A Mechanical Cat reviews
They can't know that I have manipulated mission and battle plans, withheld information from Megatron, disabled a cloaking device, all to give the Autobots an edge. By the end of the war, I will either have died for my crimes at the hand of Megatron, or the judicial system of the Autobots. Until then, I will fight quietly for my beliefs. The silent ally.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Soundwave - Complete
Overdrive by KrazyMusician reviews
One fabulous medic, one thrill-seeking street racer. What's the harm in a bit of competition? KnockoutxOC TFP. More inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Knock Out
Stranger Things by Elita1Bashers reviews
A strange energy signature leads the Decepticons to a rather... tempting discovery. The four femmes, however, are far less than compliant. Pairings will be given in Chapter 4. Chapter 7 for all you 'Screamer fans...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,786 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Starscream, Megatron
Practicum Cybertronium by Foxbear reviews
When faced with a completely alien species even the most experienced professional can suddenly feel like a rank amateur. Rough roads, impulsive youths, poor bedside manner, all serve to give both June Darby and Ratchet a chance to learn more than they ever dreamed and bond in ways they would never had imagined. Series of oneshots, periodically updated as the plot bunnies strike.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bumblebee, June D.
Lonely by PrimeEmily135 reviews
Starscream has always been alone. But has he really cared? And will someone be able to help him before he does something to harm himself? (sister story to "Bad Boy")
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,693 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Starscream, Flareup] - Complete
Two steps behind by StupidBolts reviews
Knock Out is being followed. May continue, since I like psycho Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Knock Out, Soundwave
Debts by Writergel reviews
Megatron has a most unusual encounter one night aboard the Nemesis, and it seems the past actions of he and his fellow Cybertronians are finally catching up with them . . . Oneshot, now a series. Chapter 2: Knock Out
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Megatron, Knock Out
Comes back to bite you by StupidBolts reviews
The dead can come back to bite you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Fly On the Wall by Nothing But A Blurr reviews
Prime, AU. — Knock Out gets a visitor that just won't leave. — Knock Out / Insecticon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,745 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Knock Out
Report by kikaikitai reviews
Soundwave has a report to give. Megatron knows when a reward is earned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Prerogative by kikaikitai reviews
Knock Out has a mission with Hardshell, who was given a task. Violence, mech gore, inspired by bedbugs?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Robotic Friendship by Lily Of the Sword reviews
In this Transformers Prime fanfiction, the Autobots get a super virus on their computer system. Raf's oldest sister is brought in due to certain circumstances and eventually gains an interesting friendship with the Decepticon known as Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Soundwave, Ratchet
Until The Bitter End by Calming Aura reviews
After losing everything but his spark, Starscream is locked away on the Autobot base with his fate sealed. When he thought that things couldn't get worse... along came a teenager named Miko Nakadai.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Megatron Hates Human Music by NitroStation reviews
A little idea I had during my daily 'dubstep music therapy'. The Nemesis is contacted by a strange signal, which leads to all sorts of mayhem...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Unspoken Codes TF:Prime by Quarter 'till Class reviews
Soundwave x Oc -Human x Con relationship-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,975 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Soundwave, Knock Out
TFP FML by autobot fangirl reviews
Introducing the NEW website for Transformers Prime Characters to vent! Please Welcome Fragg my life dot com. The characters all got something to say!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
Starscream's Bad Day by Prander reviews
Starscream tears it up. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
A Fated Exchange by chivalry-is-dead reviews
TFP When Cliffjumper is subsequently captured and executed, can a mysteriously powerful femm who has no ties to either side even the battle for the Autobots? And why does she have no recollection of memories beyond 100 years ago? OPXOCXM Read and Review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,569 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Anthem of Deception by Shadowolf27 reviews
AU/TF2: Whether she knows it or not, Annabelle Swift's life has always been intertwined with cybertronians. After Megatron's explosive return that sends her world into a spiral, she unwillingly becomes bound to a Decepticon who once tried to end her life. Together they discover truths behind a never ending anthem of deception and betrayal. Barricade/OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 207,239 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Barricade, Ironhide
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language [Currently Under Revision: 6/25]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,922 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
A Sue to end All Sues by PaDiYaFLAME reviews
Punished for trolling sues, follow a not so normal girl and her best friend from our world into the Transformers verse as she becomes a Mary-Sue against her will. Not to be too taken seriously. Warning: Language. Heavy OOCness. Mary-Sues.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Starscream
Pestilence by Rainbow-Velociraptor reviews
Spiders. He hated them. To him, they were nothing but a pest, but, they were fun to kill.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Megatron, Airachnid - Complete
Trial and Error by DuskMoon15 reviews
No more cannibalizing the metal aliens. No more silly little toys mimicking them. Now we are going to destroy them using their weaknesses. And thanks to this fascinating pet of theirs, we are one step closer to achieving just that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
The Internet Wars! by ThreeInOne reviews
Sequel to Decepticons Gone Wild/Autobots Party. The Internet Wars are in full swing. It's Autobots vs Decepticons vs a lone character in their attempts to smear each other through random and wild pranking. Who will win? Who will lose? Where are the Lambo twins when you need them? Find out in the INTERNET WARS! Rated T for violence, Cybertronian cursing, and lots of dead Vehicons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Soundwave
glitchups by mamabot reviews
Yes another oneshot crack silly for a contest. This time for the Ratchet Club at da. TFP Ratchet learns about hiccups *. Comes straight from me and 2 of my sons. Miko *, Jack, Raff, Bulkhead and of course... Optimus *.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Ratchet, Miko N. - Complete
Phoenix by Grendel-the-Hutt reviews
Gone was the misheivous rocker chick, gone was the mech-anime enthusiast, and gone was the loudmouth who'd gotten him into trouble more times than he could count. In its place was a woman; strong, smart, determined, a warrior in every respect... A one-shot pretending to be a character anaysis. Rated for minor swear words.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Miko N., Jack D. - Complete
Evil Overlord Esquivel by Runaway Deviant reviews
Some children were prodigies. Some were geniuses. Other were evil; so, so very evil.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Raf E., Bumblebee - Complete
We're All A Bunch Of Good Chaps by John H. Everdene reviews
Oneshot - Movies. My take on what happened to Wheeljack's "Que's" Spark between leaving his body and ascending to the All-Spark.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Que/Wheeljack - Complete
Fangirl Fight by TheChippedCup reviews
Everyone knows that there is NO stopping the madness of fangirls. And Ratchet is about to learn that wonderful life lesson. When he stumbles upon the conversation of two of his biggest fans of all time, the crazieness he finds is overwhelming! -co-written with ratchetsfangirl-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Ratchet
Battered Smiles 'TFP' by Quarter 'till Class reviews
Megatron/Megatronus x Oc -Prime Universe-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Soundwave Snaps by Kingstriker reviews
TF: Prime. Soundwave fails at trying to find silence on the Nemesis. How far can this seeker go before he blows? And will he find he's not the only one stressed out?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Soundwave, Bumblebee - Complete
Different Hearted by v2point0 reviews
Breakdown confesses to Airachnid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Airachnid, Breakdown - Complete
Lexi's Language Revenge by All-My-Characters-Are-Dead reviews
After the Jell-O incident, Prime made Lexi fix/clean Ratchet. It took her a week. Now she's on the warpath - or prankpath - again, and this time, Optimus is her target! What can a mechanic do with some spare time and some extra translation software?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Lyra by luinrina reviews
It started as a normal day. But the very next moment, Chloe was pulled into what would become the biggest adventure of her life – one without return. She was given a choice along the road, but did she really have one to begin with?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,143 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Annabelle L., Optimus Prime
The Past Present And End by BumblebeesGirlMaddy reviews
Watching that one being that he needed, the one that could tell when even the smallest thing was bothering him, walk away? That, was the hardest thing in the universe. Possibly a continued story line; right now a simply one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dreadwing, Skyquake
Dude Looks Like A Lady by Takashidaimao reviews
So, what do you get when you combine a Transformers obsession, two Screwdrivers, a rum and coke, and some good old Aerosmith? This. This is what you get. Prime-verse oneshot. Dreadwing x Starscream. Slash. Reviews are adored! *Due to the recent uproar concerning sexually explicit material on the site, I have edited this story to conform to FFnet TOS.*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Dreadwing, Starscream - Complete
Lexi's JellO Revenge by All-My-Characters-Are-Dead reviews
Lexi warned him...but Ratchet didn't listen...and now...now, he'll pay...because what else is a mechanic suppsoed to do with this much Jell-O?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Stress Relief by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Oneshot. TF: Prime. Optimus and Wheeljack disagree on the merits of meditation. Season two, sometime after "Crossfire" with a tease of mechslash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Wheeljack - Complete
Nightshift by Melora Maxwell reviews
Or what happens when you have a Prime at a loose end and looking for something to do...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Scars by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFP: Knock Out takes a moment to clear his head over the recent events that had brought only his own personal pain. On the way, he find himself a kindred spirit in the most unlikely of places. M for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Deceptibronies by Skidd reviews
Not even evil robotic aliens from outer space can resist the love of that pony show.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Starscream
heathen by SMYGO4EVA reviews
Drabble. Megatron, Arcee. "Mistakes, I've made a few..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Megatron, Arcee - Complete
Anyone's Ghost by v2point0 reviews
TFP. "Don't... ask me to leave you. Please." Optimus/Ratchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
When Eyes and Optics Meet llDecepticonsll by LugiaTsuyu reviews
When a sinister-looking Line-Haul suddenly transforms into a giant evil-looking robot before her very eyes, Elizabeth knows she will now exist as nothing but a pet. However, she soon realizes that she has not only given him her life, but also her heart...
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Megatron, OC
TFP Bloopers by StupidBolts reviews
"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Brighter than Stars by Pikatard
Her future is somewhere else than here in this small town, Glitter thought to herself. How will her life change when she meets this red giant?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Chocolate Covered Petrorabbits by mamabot reviews
A cracked story for a {deviantart} contest shot from my Prime Blood AU. Friends try to help Bee's budding romance with Sari while she is missing Easter. Sunstreaker&Sideswipe, Jazz, Shockwave, Optimus and Blaster. Oh and petrorabbits & Drillers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Bumblebee, Shockwave - Complete
Transp0rners by Seximus Prime reviews
a conversation via skype.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
TF: Prime Safe and Protected by Kyas Nonsense reviews
Continuation of "Caught". Fusion, an Autobot scout, finds herself back with the Decepticons, but this time, she might not want to leave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Knock Out, Shockwave
Operation: Cheer! by Birdiebot reviews
Written for this prompt from the tf prime comm on LJ: "I would like a fic where Orion goes around hugging Decepticons who have had a bad day! Including drones ". I believe it speaks for itself. Complete crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Bridge of Lies by deathoftoast reviews
What if Orion did not actually lose his memories during the finale? What if he was only pretending that he has? Cracky AU, OOC-ness present.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Just Friends by Foxbear reviews
June has to think fast when her coworkers call her out on some odd behavior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2011 - June D., Ratchet - Complete
Transformers: Prime Crack Fic by deathoftoast reviews
Both the Autobots and Decepticons find they desire the same thing...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
Screw Ups by Writergel reviews
"All threats of imminent doom aside, this really is another fine mess you've gotten us into." "Okay, I agree on that one. What number are we up to now?" "Since we arrived on Earth, 247." "Really? I thought it was more than that."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Wheeljack, Perceptor - Complete
Decepticontinent by Soundwave 0107 reviews
In Africa, Megatron is insane, Soundwave is lustful, Starscream and Barricade wish for sanity, and Shockwave stares and stares. Five Decepticons, one Africa. Oh dear. One-shot, crack, enjoy! :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Shockwave, Barricade - Complete
For great Justice by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A pointless crack one-shot, filled with silliness and naughty language. Primes aren't too lucky, Ironhide is the best and Megatron tries his hand at shipping. Enjoy LOL
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sentinel Prime, Carly M. - Complete
Defeat by cassowarykisses reviews
Starscream has Megatron at his mercy, an army to serve him, and the Autobots will soon be destroyed. In the end, his victory was inevitable.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Unlikely Savior by mismatched socks arent cool reviews
Sometimes he did stupid things and everyone knew it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Miko N., Starscream - Complete
Encounters of the Giant Alien Robot Kind by EloraVashara reviews
CRACK. Miko is on a walk when she runs into Knockout. Trouble and...gossip...ensue? Perhaps Knockout just needs someone to confide in, and Miko just has a girly side that needs to get out sometimes!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
What to do when you meet a Fangirl by Starath reviews
The sequel to "What to do when you meet Megatron", written by Megatron. Best if read after the first story. Written for Botcon 2011, to give to Mr. Kaye as a gift.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Megatron
ThrillFormers by DitzyMusicLover reviews
TF Prime Crack Fic, inspired by the last scene of the third episode of the 5 part pilot. Took me a while to write this. Thanks to KDZeal for the title, and TheEvilBlackBunny for Starscream's role.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ratchet, Starscream - Complete
Games Decepticons Play by Blue Buick R reviews
Megatron dares, Starscream accepts. They both regret it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Diary of a Vehicon by Fierceawakening reviews
In the show we see throngs of badass-looking but easily destroyed Vehicons, sent in wave after unsuccessful wave to do battle with five or so Autobots. What do they think of all this? Here's my answer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Vehicons - Complete
Divide by Fierceawakening reviews
My attempt at fixing the mess that was Transformers: Exodus. When his young friend Orion Pax visits the blasted ruins of Kaon, wanting to know exactly what his hero's vision for a new Cybertron actually is... Megatron shows him. Rated M for spark-sex.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Monster by Lady Shockbox reviews
In the nightmarish chaos of the USG Ishimura's death throes, you were a victim. Ultimately, you also became a monster. Oneshot. Hunter centric.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
A day out with Red vs Blue by Starath reviews
One day, amazingly, both teams become incredibly bored and actually do what war is meant for... no, it's not for shooting Grif, Sarge. Go get that flag! Rated M for language, currently an ongoing series. R&R plz!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
But They Might Hope by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2005
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HaloffF reviews
A quick run-down of all the Master Chief/OC I have read so far. Technically a collab I did with a good friend of mine.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, OC
Sweet Dreams, My Falcon reviews
Farewell to the fallen mech, whom had nothing left to live for and no drive to continue on, other than the euphoric release of satiated vengeance. Which, may I remind you, he was denied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Dreadwing - Complete
Speak reviews
Lord Megatron, and possibly the rest of the ship, is in for a surprise when the ex-gladiator finally decides there is one thing he absolutely must know. But perhaps some things are better left in the dark...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete
Liberated reviews
An RP dream one-shot created by myself and Kek-t. Includes a drunk OC, Starscream eating wildlife, and Megatron angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Moment of Silence reviews
Soundwave needs some time away from the Nemesis, away from the War, away from death and failure, away from it all, whether it be with or without permission. One-shot. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
Poor Gullible Soul reviews
What would happen if Will went 'missing' and Ironhide couldn't find him. And why are all the humans smiling when they should be worried? And how come Epps suddenly has a guinea pig? So many questions that are all answered here. Child friendly for once!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Tad Bit Tipsy reviews
"These Autobots are like teenage kids, they like to sneak out of the house every once in a while," Lennox told Charlotte, remembering the chaos stirred the night before. Oh yes, 'teenage kids' was the exact definition for the older than dirt hell-raisers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Arrow To The Knee reviews
Crack-fic to vent my hatred for Sentinel Prime. Takes place at the formal scene where Optimus tries to give the Matrix to the Old-Spock-voiced prime. Rated for some language and tiddly bit of violence. And yes, I totally used ATTK in this. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Nightmare reviews
A crossover between Transformers and Pink Floyd's "The Trial" in his animated musical "The Wall". Megatron believes it is all just a nightmare, but maybe it isn't. One-Shot.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Megatron - Complete