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Favourite Song: Perfect by Pink (This song really describes me!)
Favourite Colour: Silver
Favourite Food: Spagetti
Favourite TV Show(s): Star Wars: The Clone Wars; The Big Bang Theory
Favourite pass time: Writing FanFiction; Playing Basketball
Favourite Book: The Hunger Games
Favourite Movie: Star Wars (in order: III, IV, II, V, VI, I)
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE: STOP JOSEPH KONY!
YOUR GUY SIDE
xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an XBox
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop. (depends on how much money I have)
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport. (It's not!)
xYou hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars. (How can you not like Star Wars?!?)
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like. (Sometimes)
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.
X You own a cell phone. (How is that Preppy? That's middle school.)
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale. (That's the only time I buy clothes!)
X You have more than one house.
X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. (I bought a sticker)
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark. (How does this prove anything)
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. (Not a chance!!)
X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid. (People said it looked nice)
X You like Converse. (Converse is awesome)
X You hate MTV
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I wish)
X You dislike pink. (Seriously why is this color assigned to the girl gender?)
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's (that hasn't happened in a while...)
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.
Total: 5 (What is up with the 5’s?)
X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. (How is this hardcore?)
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color
Looks like my guy side prevails!
Fun things to do on an elevator:
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off at any of the stops.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) Say ding at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bringa camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22)When you get inside jump on everyone there.
23) When people look at you yell 'I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!', cover your ears, curl up in a corner, rock back and forth and breath heavily.
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Make sure to keep a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive through order is 'to-go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
On a bag of fresh grapes: Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Posted on a Boeing 757: Fragile. Do not drop.
On a portable stroller: Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
On a sign at a railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
On a shipment of hammers: May be harmful if swallowed.
From a manual for an SGI computer: Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
On said seal: Do not eat if seal is missing.
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp: In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
36 Ways to annoy Darth Vader
WARNING: These are surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink (Or blue) one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.
8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.
37: Tell him Ahsoka is still alive and calls him, "Darth Skyguy."
Words and Phrases of Wisdom
Instructions: Star your favorite phrases with your pen or pencil, memorize them, and then use them as much as possible!
A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.
What doesn't kill me better run pretty fast.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.
Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?
I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you ifyoudo.
Knowledge knows that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation and those who have to test the electric fence for themselves!
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. If we weren’t meant to pop out our beds, then DON’T!
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
If a pen is mightier than a sword, how come actions speak louder than words?
Everyone has sense, some peoples just isn’t common
When someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. (Sooo TRUE)
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then your a mile away and you've got his shoes!
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.
I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too impressed.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
1966, the Deep South:
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."
The black man turned around and calmly stood up, looking the man in his cold, ice-blue eyes. "Listen sir...,” He started, “when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK and when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" he said, his voice even but conveying unmistakable anger.
The white man blinked; his face blanched and his throat locked up. “I- I- I-,” he said, unable to get the words out. He then gave up and walked away.
Repost this if you hate racism.
Parent- "Go to your room!!"
Kid- "The place where my TV, iPod, cell phone, laptop, modem, Xbox 360, Kinect, DVD player and Nintendo DS are? Okay!"
An English professor wrote these words
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is everything
You know you live in 2010 when..
1.) You enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with friends is because they don't have MSN
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think of sending it to all your friends
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5
10.) You scroll back up to see if there was a numer 5
11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly
12.) Now you're thinking 'I have to put this on my profile!'
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
6 Truths in your life:
1. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue
2. Now you're trying this because you're an idiot
3. The first truth is a lie
4. Now you're smiling because you're an idiot
5. You wanna send it to other idiots
6. Then you're thinking: 'No, I'll put it on my profile'
26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit it.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image - five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is thesame as different, which is thesame as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
If people think you are insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
If you are aware that so many people now and days pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.
If you believe everyone has a right to be free and not in slavery, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate people who bully others, copy this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl,catilena1890, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, Black-Wolf-Warrior, WhispertheWolf, Cobalt Diamond
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, catilena1890, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, Black-Wolf-Warrior, WhispertheWolf, Cobalt Diamond
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Samiseriouslyam, DolphinDreamer24-7, Serindraxx, chocoholic4eva, WhispertheWolf, Cobalt Diamond
Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had someone just stare at you in public, and you don't know why, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Love your enemys! It really pissess them off!
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
I'm not insensitive, I just dont care
The voices in my head don't like you.
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?
Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Smart is sexy.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
Perfect men are only fictional.
Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (W00T!)
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Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.
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