Author has written 8 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks.
Hi! =) I'm a huge Alvin and the Chipmunks fan. Simonette, Alvinatty and Theonor all the way!
I am so appreciative of the works of Ross Bagdasarian Sr., Ross Bagdasarian Jr., and Janice Karman. Without them, I'd probably be lost =P
I love both the CGI/live-action movies and the cartoons.
Name: I share a name with a Greek goddess that not many know of. However, I am not Greek.
Age: If I lived in the 1800's, I should be married with children by now. 'Nuff said. (I do not want to say how old I really am, sorry)
Birthday: January 30th.
Eyes: Brown. Glasses necessary -.-
Hair: Brown, Curly, Wavy and Straight all in one. Ugh! lol
I am an Aquarius. Ross Bagdasarian Sr. was also an Aquarius, so I believe he based the chipmunks off of himself, thus making them Aquarius'.
Aquarius traits include: near genius level, stubborn, unemotional OR overemotional, sarcastic, rebellious,aloof, witty, clever, inventive, original, independent, compassionate, eccentric, curious, know-it-all attitude, experimental, extroverted, tactless, friendly, ambitious, bold, trendsetter, charmed, skeptical, confident, rational, optimistic, sensitive, philosophical, airy, clear-headed, friendly, genuine, interesting and socialistic.
Aquarius' enjoy boasting about themselves, but do not enjoy boasters.
Most Aquarius' fit into one of the following groups (some fit into both):
1. shy, quiet, and patient
2. outgoing and eccentric
Aquarius likes: fame and recognition, personal privacy, rainbows, dreams, magic, eccentricity, surprises, change.
Alvin- friend of elves
Theodore- Gift of God
Brittany- land of the Britons
Jeanette- God is gracious
Eleanor- shining light
I refuse to read any incest/mixed couple stories. I'm sorry, but I can't stand them. No offense to any one who does like them.
Also a fan of the Twilight Saga (Team Cullen!), Jersey Shore, Dance Moms, Grey's Anatomy, Mob Wives, and more.
I love reading, writing (everyone says I should be in the creative writing club at my school), listening to music (what teenager doesn't?), dancing, drinking caramel frappucinos from Starbucks (yum!) and being myself.
I also enjoy being an honor student! I study hard, and get good results. I currently have a 97 average =) [It also explains why I can't be on FanFiction that much]
Huge One Direction fan!!!! I hope that in the next chipmunk movie (if there is one, but I think there will be) they can sing some of their song, Like "What Makes You Beautiful".
Chipmunks DVD's I currently own:
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) [2-disc edition]
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Driving Dave Crazy
The Chipette Diaries
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Chipmunk Adventure
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Batmunk
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this on your profile. (Highlight in BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m FAT, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m SARCASTIC, so I MUST have no sense of humor
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I ENJOY SCHOOL, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh*re...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh*re
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a sl*t.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a rude, rebellious delinquent.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I get GOOD RESULTS at school, so I MUST be a goody-goody.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be jealous of him
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I like to SING, so I MUST be gay.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a loser
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh*re.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I like OLD CARTOONS, so I MUST be a sad loser.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a quirky personality, so I MUST be an idiot
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m an AMERICAN GIRL, so I MUST be a diva.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be dumb and retarded.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST talk like a hillbilly.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a Cockney or a posh accent, be stuck up, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I DANCE, so I MUST be a gaylord.
I BROKE UP MY GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST have got her pregnant.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I TALK A LOT, so I MUST be an attention-seeker.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*stard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles, wear hats with corks hanging from them, and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an nerdy, over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Rules To Write ChipmunkFanfics: According to ChipmunkLover and Kitty Seville:
1) They are brothers, nothing else
What about best friends? And the Chipettes' boyfriends? And mega-ultra-superstars?
2) They must always live with Dave.
What about when they get old, get married, and have kids? They have to live with Dave then, too?
3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
In the words of Simon Seville, "I agree ninety-nine percent, plus one. You do the math."
4) They cannot die.
Are they vampires?
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as their signature colors.
Whatever you say.
6) They can't die.
Wait a second. Am I seeing double? No, I'm not. You just repeated the same rule twice. Whatevs.
7) They can't be severely injured.
Once again, are they vampires?
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
I can include who I want...
9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
No, they don't. What happens when Miss Miller gets really old? And haven't you ever heard of the CGI movies?
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
First off, I can't kill them, because they are apparently vampires. And second, I don't even like horror stories, unless of course, it has a happy ending.
11) They cant be in horror stories.
I. DON'T. LIKE. HORROR. STORIES. ANYWAY. and you can't tell me what to do.
12) You must have at least three jokes/ gags in a chapter.
No, thank you. Haven't you ever heard of a "serious" story?
13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
I highly doubt I am going to write a Chipmunk crossover, anyways...
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
I agree. I don't think the Chipmunks and Chipettes' should sing "Somebody That I Used to Know" at a wedding...
15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Well, I've writing Chipmunk stories for over a month and I still haven't paid him. I guess I'm a vampire too...
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
Too late! :P
RULES TO WRITING AN ALVINxBRITTANY FANFIC: (RULES I MADE! PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THEM! ;D)
1. You may never have either of them cheat on each other
I would never...
2. To spice it up, have one of them cheat on each other.
That completely goes against the first rule...
3. Don't make Brittany be a slut & make her become pregnant or anything, there's so much fics like that.
Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I'm the author, right?
4. My manager hates Brittany. Make her pregnant so she can be in pain and make her look fat.
I don't care about your manager. I'm a old enough to make my own decisions so HAHA!
5. Alvin has to wear his cap.
Even if your writing about the CGI chipmunks?
6. Alvin can't wear red. I HATE RED.
Well, red just so happens to be Alvin's trademark color. I don't care what you like. He is wearing red, whether you like it or not.
7. At the end, Brittany and Alvin have to be married.
Finally! A somewhat legitimate rule!
8. They have to name their son: Chives and their daughter: Alfreda. THEY MUST HAVE ONE SON AND ONE DAUGHTER.
Uhh, no. I decide on their kids names, and Chives and Alfreda most definitely aren't them. I also decide on the amount of kids they have. Whether it's 1 or 21.
9. I like turtles.
Good for you. I had a turtle once. Wait, no I didn't.
10. There has to be a fight scene between Alvin and Brittany.
While it's highly likely that I'll include an AlvinxBrittany fight, I can't guarantee that I will include one. Sorry.
12. I SKIPPED 11! HAHA!
You act like I care...
13. If you copy and paste these rules I will shoot you. Wait, I'm out of bullets. BE GLAD, YOUNG PENGUIN. BE GLAD.
Wait, so now I'm a penguin? At least that's better than getting shot!
One of my new favorite quotes from Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, from Jersey Shore, and Snooki & JWOWW, "Holy Chipmunk!" Lmaoooo I love it!
No matter what, you will NEVER EVER be too old to love the chipmunks. Don't listen to the haters, and stay true to what you love. Peace, Love and Chipmunks.