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Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Supernatural.

If you're here from an email claiming that I have followed or favorited you or your work, despite fanfiction.net's enbyphobic language, I'm neither a "he" or a "she." I apologize for being upfront about it, but I find the fact that this website uses exclusive language in its emails extremely upsetting — so despite that it claims I've added your work to "her/his" follow list or favorites, I am debunking that myth here that because I'm a person, I'm a "her" or a "him."
"Them" or "it" is cool, if you happen to care at all.

Thanks, fanfiction.net. You make me feel so existent and comfortable.

Anyway.

I also want to say that the messaging system thoroughly confuses me here. I see every review, but besides that, I don't know how to operate the private messaging system, and it's fairly likely that reviews or messages won't be responded to (unless possibly in an author's note). That does not mean I'm ignoring you!

I'm not anywhere near professional when it comes to writing, but I hope you enjoy my work anyway.

I'm hoping this account will inspire me to get better. But at the moment, don't expect me to upload a lot. I have extreme anxieties with writing that I work past in my free time because, heck, writing is an enjoyable hobby nonetheless!

I don't write as often as someone who might label themselves a writer or an author, but I do believe I write often enough to post my stories and have some fun.

I'll also keep my work on here even as it starts to get old, no matter how horrible I may think it is because I know it's a shame when things get deleted. So, beware the old work!

I no longer write for Hetalia. But do expect a lot of Supernatural, especially Sastiel. I tend to specialize in ridiculous, short pieces where I try to show off just why I am the Prin of Hilarity.
Okay, maybe not so much. But I like to pretend I'm pretty hilarious. Doesn't everyone? Crap, that's a generalization... Don't many people?

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The Unwanted Truth by WildCitrusSunflower
Sam liked to think that Cas heard his prayers while Dean was in Hell./It was his job. He was ordered to./Then Cas came and destroyed the small semblance of peace that they had./Dark!Castiel. Dark!Sam. Sastiel if you squint and tilt your head. T for swearing and alcohol use.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 936 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
The Lucifer Problem by FictionalNutter reviews
Dean and Sam try to make it work, but after Heaven, it becomes clear to Dean that it would be best to separate. Sam decides to let Dean stop the apocalypse, while Sam takes on the Lucifer problem. After all, if Lucifer doesn't have a true vessel to take, he'll be that much easier to defeat. Sam goes off the grid, and not even Castiel can find him. Pairings: Sastiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,965 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Sam W., Castiel] Dean W. - Complete
The Loudest Prayer by ImpalaLove reviews
SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8. Cas hears Dean. Hears him, but can do nothing to help him. No slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Home for the Holidays by Red River reviews
It's Christmas in Colorado, and the Winchesters are on a case, hunting for holy handbells that are causing trouble in the season-ready city. This time they've got their guardian angel with them full-time. With every day, Sam and Cas grow closer; but dark forces are rising, and soon it's a race to collect the bells before the powers of Hell tear them apart forever. Cas/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,773 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Castiel, Sam W.] - Complete
the world is quiet here by Qzil reviews
This is not what she imagined the afterlife to be.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Meg, Castiel - Complete
The Question by theconsultingtardisbananaangel reviews
Dean and Cas are spending some time together when the green-eyed hunter decides the moment is right.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Scream From Ice Cream by Olive-Pizza reviews
Sam, Dean and Cas are stuck in an ice cream parlor. What could possibly go wrong?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W.
If I Ever Lose My Faith In You (Amulet fix for all Supernatural fans) by Justine Samulet Delarge reviews
Dean's throwing away the amulet left a deeper wound in Sam than Dean realized. This story is for all fans of Supernatural, and has no shipping in it.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Perfectly Imperfect Fascination by PhantomMemories reviews
Drabble: Castiel had never really understood his Father's fascination with humans, until now.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Baby by cootiegirl reviews
Dean finds Castiel in the Impala. Just a short one shot. Takes place after season 8.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Closed Circle by KokoLolo reviews
After a long meeting, the last thing Belarus would want was to be trapped in the conference room with France. Especially for the whole weekend. Frabel. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Belarus, France
many different types of bread by partlysunny reviews
in which Sam divides the shopping list at a minimart and Castiel turns it into a midlife crisis. post-season 8.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Stay by bigfish05 reviews
Some post-Season 8 pure, unadulterated fluff, 'cause I couldn't stand all the pain in this fandom anymore ;)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Cubicle Footsies by Half Context reviews
Midterm Week. Tino came to campus with the intention of getting some studying out of the way and curb his procrastination. He did not foresee that his day spent in the silent section would lead to awkward incidents of footsies with a stranger. / AU. Human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Finland, Sweden
Message In A Bottle by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Matthew threw the message in a bottle out to sea, not expecting an answer and certainly not expecting to hit a merman.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Strawberry Jam by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia is left alone with New France and expected to deal with the monsters under the bed and strawberry jam.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Gay & Married by Wongvhan reviews
A conversation between Dean and Castiel that Sam doesn't ever want to hear
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Speak Easy by Kri - Ative reviews
1920's AU. I should have known as that as soon as I received the letter Alfred had sent me that he was up to no good. I should have ignored it, because my life was about to get a lot more complicated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Sweet Dreams by p0ck3tf0x reviews
One rainstorm and a chance encounter led to a friendship between two very different men with one thing in common; their unconventional careers. A story about finding yourself and following your heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Obsessive Vowel Disorder by Second reviews
No country is crazier than Finland when it comes to naming, except Sweden. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
I'll Drown by easyHarlequin
"Feliciano has a nightmare and has to remember if it's real or not." I'm really bad at summaries please just read it. Oneshot. Chibitalia/HRE. I always try to imply that HRE is Germany but I guess I forgot to. Please review! Cute little romance/friendship or profound bond sort of deal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Not a cushion by takitaka reviews
Estonia/Latvia intended, but can be read as gen. Written as a gift for easterneuropesanta on dreamwidth, for prompt: what it's like staying at Estonia's house with his mochi pets.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Lava Lamp by bellelovesbooks reviews
Sometimes, you just need a lava lamp to bring happiness to your life...or do you? Highly fluffy very mild slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Attack of the Carrots by winged wolf 2 reviews
one more random oneshot! Something keeps attacking and killing people, but when they start attacking nations, things get personal. Just watch out for spoons!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Canada, N. Italy - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4053 - Favs: 5,575 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Said The Angel To The Bar Fly by Darkened Way reviews
SLASH SASSY Three Men, a bar, and a pick-up line.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
The Garden Accident by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
Chibitalia is out playing in the garden on a Saturday morning and gets stung by a bee. Holy Rome takes care of him. Lots of fluff. I'm considering a short sequel if anyone is interested.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Self Worth by LemonHatshepsut reviews
Who would have thought 8 little words could send Canada spiralling into upset? "Yeah, just like I'm more intelligent than you!" Why didn't Prussia apologize? And why does it hurt so much? Oneshot unless I get a lot of requests to continue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Six More Weeks of Winter by fromBelgiumwithchocolatexD4 reviews
When Natalia's boyfriend runs off with another, her life is plunged into turmoil, complete with jealous exes, wise men, and the cowardly Italian next door. This is her story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Belarus, France
Vogelgesang by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Time was a strange concept to nations and most of them lost track of it under normal circumstances but, as it turned out, time was even stranger from the inside of a cage. Russia may have time on his side but Prussia had nothing left to lose. Nothing except Canada. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Comfortable by kototyph reviews
Prompt from orbiting saturn: "Crazy!Cas doesn't need to sleep, but he likes to. He also likes to use Sam as his bed." Mild spoilers for 7x22 and 7x23.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Breathe by Witty Teacup reviews
PruCan, AU. Gilbert is a war veteran, haunted by memories of the past. Matthew is a shattered boy who's given up hope. Together, they may be able to find the path they've strayed from.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Abomination by ROSSELLA1 reviews
While Castiel's drunk, he makes a confession. Spoilers for 99 Problems.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Hope Was Here by Witty Teacup reviews
AU. Matthew Williams figured that since he was going to die there was no use getting close to anyone. That is, until he met the one and only Gilbert Beilschmidt, who would unknowingly turn everything he ever knew upside down.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Love by Shaded Reality reviews
Blood was still flowing. There were no more bandages in this decrepit mansion. They had all been used up. "That lullaby we used to sing. It would help us go to sleep."A tear splashed down onto the wooden floor, next to the pained smile of the other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Close by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur can only hear Alfred when he closes his eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Regretfully Yours by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
One Rule by FrenchFryLovesYou reviews
As a child Matthew had to bear witness to the fights between his 2 fathers. The things he witnessed scarred him and forced him to make up a rule. NEVER FALL IN LOVE. Of course, Gilbert doesn't agree with that rule... PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia
A Beautiful Day by NothingButTrouble reviews
As little Italy and Holy Rome discover, it really is a beautiful day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2012 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Silence by Tigherlily99 reviews
A short story I wrote for an English Assignment. No dialogue, but all the violence you'd expect. And yes I know I changed their names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - France, Belarus - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I Want You All To Myself by Melfice reviews
School AU. Dean Winchester is seventeen years old, two weeks from graduation, dating an amazing girl, looking at colleges, and is probably in love with his best, male friend. Oh yeah, life is freaking fantastic. Dean/Castiel, SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Anger Management by Suededonym reviews
Who wants some crack? Sam is angry and Cas has an idea. A very strange idea. General.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
The One With the Kelpie and the Pliers by Wofl reviews
As if Dean doesn't hate nature enough, a hunt gone wrong just makes his bad day get worse. Gen. Wee!Chesters. Dean whumpage. hurtcomfort. snark.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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The Birds and the Bees reviews
A series of drabbles from an AU where Cass is a beekeeper, and Sam is a chicken farmer.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2014
Wonderful Life
He certainly hadn't foreseen their evening being a cuddle pile of four on the couch with his sister trying to squeeze in. Healthy polyamory including: Megstiel, Sastiel, Samby, Annaby, and a maybe little SamMeg. Featuring Ruby's popcorn bowl, an old movie, and a couch that's a bit too small.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014
Frappés and Onions, Caramel and Cream reviews
"One single onion?" Cas squinted at the side of his brother's head disbelievingly. "Do you expect me to believe that this is not another of your secret ploys?" Here we have your every-day coffeeshop AU, drizzled with your typical rom-com tropes: a small, family-owned business; over-protective, meddling big brothers; accidental dates; and onions. Sastiel. Multi-chapter.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Castiel, Sam W.] Dean W., Gabriel
Vandalized reviews
On a small hunt involving a campsite, Castiel discovers a tree in quite poor condition - and the heart wasn't even anatomically correct! Just a little slightly humorous thing. Implied Sastiel crushes or something cute like that. And Dean makes a stupid joke.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Castiel, Sam W.] Dean W. - Complete
Wildflowers reviews
There was no sweet perfume of flowers, only the muted scent of blood in the air. (Originally for tumblr. If super short and super cheesy Sastiel is your thing, here you go!)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Castiel, Sam W.] - Complete
Hungry
Newly human Cas is back at the bunker, and Sam wants to chat with him. Too bad Cas just can't seem to focus.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Meeting The Princess
A brave, handsome man has set out to ask for the hand of royalty. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B. - Complete
Samta
A tiny fic written for Sassy Week 2013. Dean wakes Cas up to meet "Santa." Will be either a two-shot or a three-shot. Reviews are always appreciated, but of course, not required! Second try at writing for this fandom; hopefully, it goes better than last time! Only suggests Sam x Cas so far. Happy Sassy Holidays, everyone! 3
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
U reviews
"I love U" is a very important phrase. Estonia ponders over the important things of life. Latvia just wants to sleep. Brotherly or platonic EstLat, no shounen-ai. (The use of "U" is kept more grammatically correct than it may seem.) Just a nice little drabble I wrote for myself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete