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Author has written 2 stories for Dwarf Fortress, X-Com, and Prototype.

Greetings mortals, and welcome to my lair. I am !!Fwoosh!!, maven of mining, defender of dwarves, and lord of the da... What? Someone took the name Fwoosh already? Seriously? Fine, lets start this over again. I am !!Fw00sh!!, maven of.. Oh forget it, this is getting quite silly.

Anyways, in my spare time between surfing the internet, reading webcomics, doing school stuff, playing Dwarf Fortress, and attempting to rule the world, I occasionally take time out of my busy schedule to do some writing. It might not all be *masterpiece* quality and the formatting can be wonky at times, but that doesn't mean it can't be highly entertaining. So far it is mostly about XCOM, Prototype, and Dwarf Fortress, which if you haven't heard of you should definitely look up, but I may be expanding my INTERESTS with things from Homestuck, Looking for Group, or any of the other various webcomics I read. Since Discworld is awesome it is likely I might do some writing about that as well. So read on my friends, and be prepared for some serious !!FUN!!


XCOM: Viral Offense

As anyone already reading it has probably noticed, XCOM: Viral Offense has not updated it quite a while now. Although there are dozens of excuses I could give for this, the most brief is that life is obnoxiously in the way sometimes. Fear not though, it is NOT DEAD, merely on a bit (wow understatement) of a hiatus. I've also been considering starting it over from scratch but that's a whole other discussion that I would not mind PM's on if anyone has an opinion about that they want to share. But in one form or another, the story will go on. Hopefully soon, but until my wayward muse returns we might be in for a bit of a wait. - 5/19/13


XCOM: Viral Offense

You know how over six months ago I said this story isn't dead? Well that's kind of still true, but as I mentioned then, a huge rewrite is currently in the works. Starting college kind of slowed things down a bit, but if there still isn't an update by February feel free to send angry PM's until I'm guilted into finishing the thing. If I ever drop the story entirely I will let you know, and every notice of a follow, favorite, or review helps reminds me I'm actually supposed to be writing something.

On another note I'm considering changing the title, possibly rifting off of Enemy Unknown instead. Suggestions are very welcome. I'm planning to go a bit darker route with the story this time around, and from what I've got of the prologue so far I might even attempt a bit of a horror movie feel every once in a while. Got a couple pages of notes on background plot and am attempting to seriously intertwine the two universes involved, so expect a couple surprises. So wish me happy muse hunting, because this time I'm not going to let it slip away. - 12/4/13

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For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming... Most characters present, plus some OC. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Sequel to "Tomorrow's Dawn"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 248,704 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard (M), Garrus V.
The Lord of Revenge by Primordial Soul reviews
The Light and the Dark have fought for thousands of years, each possessing their own champions. But now, both will tread in fear of one, displaced from his time, who is the Master of both Light and Dark. One who wants Revenge. DS Ending Male Revan, time travel.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,752 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Revan
On The Wings Of An Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,247 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ezio A.
The Fifth World by Kita Kitsune reviews
The Mayans predicted that The Fourth World would come to an end on December 21, 2012; the same Prophesized date for Michael and Lucifer's Final Battle. Team Free Will finds itself working with the queerest pair of unlikely allies, but, caught between angels and demons with No God In Sight, victory won't come easy. SPN-GO crossover AU. Slash. Cover art by me.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 126,357 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 6/2/2012
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,765 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arcade G., Courier, Alex M./Zeus
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23750 - Favs: 13,385 - Follows: 12,291 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 230,603 - Reviews: 5440 - Favs: 8,218 - Follows: 9,550 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
After the Fires Fade by Laluzi reviews
Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,037 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Salt and Blood by emebalia reviews
That serial killer who blew himself up down in Florida? Still active. So either they got the wrong guy or we have a ghost-problem. Warning: Language, sex and violence at the level of Dexter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,753 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Dean W., Sam W., Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
The Day Darkness Got Its Name by atippleofyourtears reviews
Every day, he lived just like he'd promised them, but he lived in fear. He feared that he wouldn't be able to find dinner and he feared that things would make dinner of him. Every night, he dreamed terrible dreams of teeth and claws and outstretched hands covered in tar. All the while, Guy wondered why. Why had he survived? What was the point of all this?
Crossover - Croods & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Guy, Belt - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
A Very Nasty Surprise by Talos the Saiyan reviews
The Collectors descend upon Horizon only to discover that things are not quite as they should be. For, as the swarms of drones are released to paralyse the locals, the Collectors find themselves facing a very nasty surprise.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012
Chance Encounter by chimericsnap reviews
Oneshot Alex Mercer, terrorist, Monster of Manhattan, Blacklight plague incarnate, was having a Bad Day. Where was a repairman when you needed one?
Crossover - Dead Space & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Isaac C., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Dare by Hyliian reviews
A "What if?" scenario pairing F!Shep and my Alex from CDC. Written as a response to all the PMs and reviews wondering if I planned to pair Alex with anyone. Could be considered a romance, if you squint really hard. T for mild themes and my FemShep's love of good alcohol.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. On hiatus. See Ch. 44 for details.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,544 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Best Night Ever by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,756 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Rarity - Complete
1 Awaken, Cold and Lonely by maroongrad reviews
In Dracula, his head was cut off and his heart stabbed. In Hellsing, Alucard is back, and more than a bit insane. This is my link-up between the stories; how Abraham and Alucard were joined. Enjoy. no, I don't own the characters. Wish I did!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 63 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Up Close and Personal by Sheila Snow reviews
Dr. Alan Grant pioneers the exciting new field of Anthropologic Paleontology. Note: This story is preslash, Alan/Billy, so do not read if same sex relationships offend you! Many thanks to my wonderful beta readers -- foolish m0rtal, myystic, and Ros.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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XCOM: Viral Offense reviews
Seven years after the infection of Manhattan, Mercer is bored. When a new threat to the world arises along with a whole new team to combat it, Mercer definitely isn't bored anymore. One thing is for sure, the aliens are in for nasty surprise. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - X-Com & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Tholzagith: A Forgotten Tale reviews
Here lies the tale of Tholzagith, a Forgotten Beast of lore. Read on and see what horrid fate this epic has in store.
Dwarf Fortress - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete