Fw00sh
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-02-12, id: 3777773, Profile Updated: 12-07-14
Author has written 2 stories for Dwarf Fortress, X-Com, and Prototype.

Greetings mortals, and welcome to my lair. I am !!Fwoosh!!, maven of mining, defender of dwarves, and lord of the da... What? Someone took the name Fwoosh already? Seriously? Fine, lets start this over again. I am !!Fw00sh!!, maven of.. Oh forget it, this is getting quite silly.

Anyways, in my spare time between surfing the internet, reading webcomics, doing school stuff, playing Dwarf Fortress, and attempting to rule the world, I occasionally take time out of my busy schedule to do some writing. It might not all be *masterpiece* quality and the formatting can be wonky at times, but that doesn't mean it can't be highly entertaining. So far it is mostly about XCOM, Prototype, and Dwarf Fortress, which if you haven't heard of you should definitely look up, but I may be expanding my INTERESTS with things from Homestuck, Looking for Group, or any of the other various webcomics I read. Since Discworld is awesome it is likely I might do some writing about that as well. So read on my friends, and be prepared for some serious !!FUN!!

IMPORTANT STORY UPDATE INFO

XCOM: Viral Offense

As anyone already reading it has probably noticed, XCOM: Viral Offense has not updated it quite a while now. Although there are dozens of excuses I could give for this, the most brief is that life is obnoxiously in the way sometimes. Fear not though, it is NOT DEAD, merely on a bit (wow understatement) of a hiatus. I've also been considering starting it over from scratch but that's a whole other discussion that I would not mind PM's on if anyone has an opinion about that they want to share. But in one form or another, the story will go on. Hopefully soon, but until my wayward muse returns we might be in for a bit of a wait. - 5/19/13

IMPORTANT STORY UPDATE INFO II: Revenge of the Fic

XCOM: Viral Offense

You know how over six months ago I said this story isn't dead? Well that's kind of still true, but as I mentioned then, a huge rewrite is currently in the works. Starting college kind of slowed things down a bit, but if there still isn't an update by February feel free to send angry PM's until I'm guilted into finishing the thing. If I ever drop the story entirely I will let you know, and every notice of a follow, favorite, or review helps reminds me I'm actually supposed to be writing something.

On another note I'm considering changing the title, possibly riffing off of Enemy Unknown instead. Suggestions are very welcome. I'm planning to go a bit darker route with the story this time around, and from what I've got of the prologue so far I might even attempt a bit of a horror movie feel every once in a while. Got a couple pages of notes on background plot and am attempting to seriously intertwine the two universes involved, so expect a couple surprises. So wish me happy muse hunting, because this time I'm not going to let it slip away. - 12/4/13

IMPORTANT STORY INFO III: These Weren't Supposed to be Annual

I'm not going to lie, I've really dropped the ball on writing anything this last year. College, psychological crap, switching colleges, and reading other people's fanfiction has consumed far more of my time than I ever thought it could. I still adore [Prototype] and its wonderfully messed up characters and have even attracted a couple stray plot bunnies for additional crossovers, but it could be some time before I get back to writing XCOM: Viral Offense or anything else. I'm going to try getting back into writing in a week or two once finals calm down, so we'll see how things turn out then. However things work out, I'm glad to have entertained with what I've written so far. - 12/7/14

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 72.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 351,231 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
The Lost Children by vacant houses reviews
Prototype 2 AU. New York Zero is on the verge of destruction. Sergeant James Heller is pulled from the Red Zone to take part in a last ditch Blackwatch experiment to turn the tide against the Infection. Nobody said gaining a creepy voice in his head was part of the deal.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Alex M./Zeus, James H.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,135 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 5,578 - Follows: 6,557 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Books by Angelada reviews
"Have you read all the books here?" /"Hermaeus Mora is the patron of information and memory, the keeper of knowledge in its entirety. Apocrypha is an endless library, I have spent lifetimes here!"- Miraak was going to find out just how serious The Dragonborn was about books. And just how far she was willing to go for those that captured her interest.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30208 - Favs: 16,543 - Follows: 14,513 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Dragonborn by Ayice reviews
Before the First Dragonborn Miraak can meet his untimely death at the hands of Hermaeus Mora, he is saved by the Last. Now linked, the two Dragonborn must set aside their differences, find common ground and work together to escape the dark that is the Prince of Knowledge and Memories.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,813 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak, OC
Metal Guardians by Dorrica reviews
A young man, desperate for money, takes a low-paying job as a night time security guard at a family pizzeria. What he thinks will be an easy job turns out to be a struggle for survival when he realizes the robotic mascots seem to have a mind of their own, with a history of attacking the night watchmen. But he soon discovers there may very well be more to their motivations...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 5,641 - Follows: 6,375 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Voices of the Infection by Ferric reviews
A series of one-shot stories, each 'chapter' is its own story, unrelated to the previous. Chapter thirteen is something I started years ago and finally got around to working back into. It features some Marine characters I came up with shortly after I finished playing the first Prototype game.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,209 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,301 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arcade G., Courier, Alex M./Zeus
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 10,087 - Follows: 11,591 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Lord of Revenge by Primordial Soul reviews
The Light and the Dark have fought for thousands of years, each possessing their own champions. But now, both will tread in fear of one, displaced from his time, who is the Master of both Light and Dark. One who wants Revenge. DS Ending Male Revan, time travel.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,752 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Revan
On The Wings Of An Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,247 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ezio A.
The Fifth World by Kisnau reviews
The Mayans predicted that The Fourth World would come to an end on December 21, 2012; the same Prophesized date for Michael and Lucifer's Final Battle. Team Free Will finds itself working with the queerest pair of unlikely allies, but, caught between angels and demons with No God In Sight, victory won't come easy. SPN-GO crossover AU. Slash. Cover art by me.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 126,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8016 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
After the Fires Fade by Laluzi reviews
Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,643 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,440 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Salt and Blood by emebalia reviews
That serial killer who blew himself up down in Florida? Still active. So either they got the wrong guy or we have a ghost-problem. Warning: Language, sex and violence at the level of Dexter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,753 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Dean W., Sam W., Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
The Day Darkness Got Its Name by atippleofyourtears reviews
Every day, he lived just like he'd promised them, but he lived in fear. He feared that he wouldn't be able to find dinner and he feared that things would make dinner of him. Every night, he dreamed terrible dreams of teeth and claws and outstretched hands covered in tar. All the while, Guy wondered why. Why had he survived? What was the point of all this?
Crossover - Croods & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Guy, Belt - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Christmas at Dalek Terrence's by The Daleks' Advocate reviews
This is a follow-up to "The Nature of the Daleks". Don't expect anything serious, it's just a little Christmas fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Daleks, OC - Complete
The Nature of the Daleks by The Daleks' Advocate reviews
So, Daleks are a hateful, murderous, evil species. Their creator, Davros, altered their genetic code for this very purpose. But what if Davros, the Doctor and the Daleks themselves were all wrong? To what extent exactly is a person defined by their DNA? Story featuring the 11th Doctor, Amy, Rory, a couple of original characters... and Daleks, obviously.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, Daleks, OC - Complete
A Very Nasty Surprise by Talos the Saiyan reviews
The Collectors descend upon Horizon only to discover that things are not quite as they should be. For, as the swarms of drones are released to paralyse the locals, the Collectors find themselves facing a very nasty surprise.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012
Chance Encounter by chimericsnap reviews
Oneshot Alex Mercer, terrorist, Monster of Manhattan, Blacklight plague incarnate, was having a Bad Day. Where was a repairman when you needed one?
Crossover - Dead Space & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Isaac C., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Dare by Hyliian reviews
A "What if?" scenario pairing F!Shep and my Alex from CDC. Written as a response to all the PMs and reviews wondering if I planned to pair Alex with anyone. Could be considered a romance, if you squint really hard. T for mild themes and my FemShep's love of good alcohol.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Best Night Ever by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,756 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Rarity - Complete
These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For by Kelaria reviews
A bumbling Stormtrooper, a passive-aggressive Sith Lord, and a mysterious Nerf herder save the galaxy from the forces of evil!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,053 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
1 Awaken, Cold and Lonely by maroongrad reviews
In Dracula, his head was cut off and his heart stabbed. In Hellsing, Alucard is back, and more than a bit insane. This is my link-up between the stories; how Abraham and Alucard were joined. Enjoy. no, I don't own the characters. Wish I did!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 63 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Up Close and Personal by Sheila Snow reviews
Dr. Alan Grant pioneers the exciting new field of Anthropologic Paleontology. Note: This story is preslash, Alan/Billy, so do not read if same sex relationships offend you! Many thanks to my wonderful beta readers -- foolish m0rtal, myystic, and Ros.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,474 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Essences Of Life by Heimchen reviews
The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,197 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - General Grievous, Count Dooku
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

XCOM: Viral Offense reviews
Seven years after the infection of Manhattan, Mercer is bored. When a new threat to the world arises along with a whole new team to combat it, Mercer definitely isn't bored anymore. One thing is for sure, the aliens are in for nasty surprise. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - X-Com & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Tholzagith: A Forgotten Tale reviews
Here lies the tale of Tholzagith, a Forgotten Beast of lore. Read on and see what horrid fate this epic has in store.
Dwarf Fortress - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete