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Author has written 7 stories for Shugo Chara!, Bleach, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, and Fairy Tail.
Hey, It's me, Sakura-chan! For those of you who don't know me, I've been on FFN since about March. My hobby is making up OCs.
Things that do NOT actually work, despite the fact that they seem really cool in anime
2. Jumping off of buildings and landing on your feet
3. Defying the laws of physics with “mad martial arts skills”
4. Slapping your best friend to make them see how stupid they are being (this usually only pisses people off)
5. Meeting eyes in unspoken consent and kissing under the sunset
6. Pulling a sledgehammer out of thin air
7. Using said sledgehammer to pound lecherous boys
8. Talking animals
9. Lame ass excuses that seem to fool everyone despite how utterly insane they are.
10. The excuse “I fell down the stairs”.
11. Humans that turn into talking animals
12. Getting off from peeking at a girl’s panties with little more than a slap across the face
13. Being known as the cool and handsome brooder (doom and gloom just annoys people)
14. Miraculously surviving a ten story drop with just a broken arm
15. Being the “cute dingbat”. Dingbats are just a pain. Trust me, I know.
16. Giant fighting mecha
17. Perverted nosebleeds
18. On that note, loveable perverts. Nobody likes a pervert. I know about that, firsthand, too
19. Lewd comments being funny (they aren’t funny. They are sexual harassment, and in this country, you can be arrested for it)
20. Being blatantly truthful (Trust me, nobody likes an honest asshole. Lying makes the world go round)
21. Darkly chuckling at something and then walking away. It annoys people more than it intrigues them
22. Being the class clown (Nobody will like you)
23. Shotacon (That’s pedophilia)
24. Lolicon (Same as above
25. Dressing as a boy to go to an all boy’s school.
26. People thinking that you are “sexy” because you’re a transvestite
27. Boys that look like girls in every way.
28. Offering to give a girl a “full body inspection”
29. Giant-ass swords
30. Steam shooting out of your ears when you are embarrassed
31. Sweatdrop appearing on your head when you’re thinking “what the fuck!?”
32. Vein mark appearing on your forehead when you are angry
33. Flash step
35. Triple wall jump
37. A brilliant comeback at the very last minute due to a totally obvious realization about yourself
38. Coming back to life
39. Extra lives
40. Being utterly unable to die because you are the hero
41. Dropkicking your son to the face to make him fight you
42. Being charred alive and having your skin blackened
43. Shaking said blackened skin off and being completely fine
44. Getting electrocuted by 10,000,000 volts and surviving
45. Punches that can break a stone pillar
46. Throwing someone off a cliff just by tapping them with your pinky
47. Surviving being cut in half by a katana
48. Amazingly discovering your true potential at the last second and saving the day
49. Saving the day and getting the girl
50. Being so angry that a thunderstorm appears over your head
51. Eating a huge meal in five seconds (Doesn’t happen, no matter how ravenously hungry you are)
55. SUPER SAIYAN 3!!!
56. Eyes that are larger than the nose
57. Hairstyles that defy gravity
58. Natural breasts larger than size double D (No matter how much guys pray to the god of boobs)
59. Reverse vampires
60. Costume changes in three seconds with character going naked first
61. Having no dick or boobs when they do go naked
62. A glare sufficing to shake someone down
63. Smacking someone and sending them flying
64. Cooking that looks like toxic waste
65. Creating weapons out of pure energy
66. Falling over when something stupid happens
67. Harem situations
69. Mind control
72. Time travelers
74. Post apocalyptic utopias
75. Girls growing penises
76. The power of an attack being directly proportionate to how loudly the person yells its name, and, less frequently so, how long the name is.
77. Eating so much that you get a pot belly and then losing the belly ten seconds later
78. Boys that should in all respects be girls
79. Evil overlords who seemingly have no flaws, but then finding the flaw at the last moment and kicking their ass.
80. Swords that can cut through steel
81. Humans having godlike powers
83. Super strength
84. A five year old being smarter than Einstein
85. Integrated Data Thought Entity
89. Death Notes
90. Flying castles
91. Guys who eat only candy
92. Prosthetic bodies
93. Swords that have souls in them
94. Jumping 20 feet in the air
96. Racial memory
98. Ridiculously overpowered supervillains *coughcoughaizencoughcough
99. Foxlike grins *coughcoughgincoughcough*
100. Final battles that destroy an entire city.
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