Author has written 52 stories for Witch & Wizard, Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Tiger's Curse Series, Last Dragon Chronicles, Avengers, Book Thief, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Kane Chronicles.
Name's Megan, but I'll respond to almost anything. Nicknames include but are not limited to: Megna, Megna Mode, Meg, May, Me3gan, Meeeeegan, Megone, Steve, Simmons, Rogers, Sebastian, and Khaleesi. I tend to have the bravery of a potato and the memory of a squirrel, so, in other words, I won't bite.
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I give up trying to link those profiles on here. The first time I posted the raw links, the Tumblr and DA one wouldn't show up. Then when I tried attaching the URL it linked my Tumblr and DA account back to my FF account instead and underlined every single thing on my profile. Why, FF? Why?
My avatar is lineart created by the lovely WildpathOfShadowClan on DeviantArt!
Who am I as a writer? I am everyone, and I am no one. I am everything, and I am nothing.
I am the seasoned captain that continues to sail the seas. I am the toddler taking their first steps. I am the tree struggling to stand against the rage of a hurricane. I am the rock being weathered away over time. I am the cat basking in the sun. I am the wolf, stalking its prey. I am the victim, taking their last breath. I am the fugitive, running away from the police after escaping. I am the scientist, repeating their experiment once more. I am the student, laughing in relief once they see they have passed the test. I am the water flowing through the canyon. I am the cloud floating through the sky. I am an Olympic gold medalist. I am the child that is ignored when they ask to play kickball with the others. I am the fire that rages through the forest. I am the rain pouring down in the desert. I am the busy city. I am the abandoned home. I am the story forgotten in time. I am the tale that is always told.
Who am I as a writer? I am everyone, and I am no one. I am everything, and I am nothing.
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
- Mary Elizabeth Frye
There's a thread you follow.
It goes among things that change.
But it doesn't change.
People wonder what you are pursuing.
You have to explain about the thread.
But it is hard for others to see.
While you hold it you can't get lost.
people get hurt or die;
and you suffer and get old.
Nothing you do can stop time's unfolding.
You don't ever let go of the thread.
- "The Way It Is" by William Stafford
"I like to think about the first law of thermodynamics, that no energy in the universe is created and none is destroyed. That means that every bit of energy inside us, every particle, will go on to be part of something else. Maybe live as a dragon fish, a microbe, maybe burn in a supernova ten billion years from now. And every part of us now was once a part of some other thing. A moon, a storm cloud, a mammoth..."
"A monkey. Thousands and thousands of beautiful things that were just as terrified to die as we are. We gave them new life; a good one, I hope."
- Jemma Simmons (feat. Leopold Fitz); Agents of SHIELD
"There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better."
"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"You should grieve if a fictional character is killed. You should care." George R.R. Martin
"You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter."
"Don't depend too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness." Ibn Taymiyyah
"Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win." Stephen King
"A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity." Franz Kafka
"I only have one ride. I want it to be beautiful. If nobody hears from me again, we'll be okay. If nobody knows where I am, I won't mind. 'Cause I'll know where I am, and that's the most important thing." Sebastian Stan
Fury shoots you in the front; Loki stabs you in the back; Dear Natasha kills your feels; but the Avengers only poke each other with straws.
I don't mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone.
Permanently stuck between "I really want to talk to you" and "I don't want to annoy you".
I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
Biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
In the morning there's a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
"Don't be shocked, that people die Be surprised, you're still alive..." - Cassie
"I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paper clip." - Ziva David, NCIS.
Writer’s Block: when your imaginary friends stop talking to you
Coca cola came to town pepsi cola shot him down, dr pepper fixed him up now we're drinkin 7 up, 7 up got the flu now we're drinkin mtn dew, mtn dew fell off a mountain now we're drinkin from a fountain, that poor fountain had a stroke now we're drinkin cherry coke, cherry coke lost its cherry now we're drinkin logan berry, logan berry got lost at sea now we're drinkin iced tea, iced tea died and choked now we're back to drinkin coke!!!!!!!
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, Fb-PHE13,
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Guy: I can tell you want me
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Man: If we were the last people n Earth, then will you be mine?
Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead y now.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
M.A.T.H. Mental Abuse To Humans!
If you're the kind of person who believes that you don't have to be good in Math to be called smart, post this onto your profile.
"Google is the answer for everything; besides duct tape." -Unknown
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile
in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
Turn to page 40 in a random book and type what line 2 says:
The Deep: "Three nubs projected from the bloat of its body - it was as if its legs had melted into scarified bulbs of flesh" (Cutter, 40).
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
One day your prince(ss) will come. Mine? Oh, (s)he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.