hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-02-12, id: 3778484, Profile Updated: 04-01-20
Author has written 3 stories for Horatio Hornblower, and Borderlands.

My coworkers describe me as borderline criminal. My name is Svenjamin, but you can call me Sbhen. I am a toashtar, a mix between a toaster and a shtar.

Yep ruk hu'reesee
Ku'bisinee e kubu'ba
U'lu hu'mish u mak voutee

You can literally find me all over the Internet.

My blog




If you wanna be generous and make me happy.

Just to mention a few. Sorry if my English is crap sometimes, it's not my native language and I've got good and bad days. Living the life in Cork, Ireland. Probably hungover. Running on coffee and reggae music. Trying my best to leave a lot of stuff behind in this world, so I'll be remembered in some way (even if it's only by some lonely server).

Tired most of the time, queen of cringe-worthy OCs (my guilty pleasure) and I definitely don't have my priorities right. :D

Husband list:

1) my actual husband

2) Hideto Matsumoto

3) Mordecai

4) Aizawa Shouta

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Little Red Thread by Operliz reviews
Buckle up guys, gals, and non-binary pals, this is gonna be a cringe-y ride! Aizawa and the reader suddenly find themselves tied at the wrist to each other by a mysterious red string. Unable to separate for a week, the pair get to know each other. Chaos, hijinks, and blatant flirting ensue as a result. (Probably contains spoilers for season 1-3) (Not super explicit but still
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 3/9/2020 - Shouta A./Eraserhead
Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,157 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ginny W., Percy W., Bill W., Fred W.
QUICKSILVER: The Chronicles of Pietro Maximoff by DarkCrono15 reviews
This is the epic tale of the mutant speedster, Quicksilver! Follow Pietro's story and experience the all the major events of his life, both heroic and villainous. Hopefully this fanfiction will have a little something for everyone! I do not own Marvel, but I wish I did. Please read and review!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,000 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Complete
Ghost of a Siren by CrystalBorf reviews
She was born with strange markings on her left arm. When she was five, she lost her parents to an unknown force. Raised by Handsome Jack, who appears to be loving, she learns that he's not what he seems. With the help of a friend, she escapes. Now, she is being hunted down. She is by herself, but ghosts are never completely alone. (Rating is at T for now. Might change later on)
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 4/26/2019 - OC
Caught on Fire by Idril Isil Gilgalad reviews
Mordecai's first impression of Brick was that he was just another mean brute with jackshit going upstairs. Brick's first impression of Mordecai was that he wouldn't last 5 minutes off the bus without dying or leaving. They were both wrong. (Brick/Mordecai, Lilith/Roland)
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 130,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 5/4/2017 - Brick, Lilith, Mordecai, Roland
Troublemaker by Miss Margarita reviews
William Murdoch's daughter Heather shares her father's love of practical jokes, being encouraged by none other than Charles Lightoller, ringleader to a group of crew who specialise in pranks. While it's all fun and games for her, someone is hiding that he's falling for her. But one bad decision and the Titanic sinking have horrible consequences in store ... ON HIATUS
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [6th Officer Moody, OC] 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller
A Long Way From Home by Miss Margarita reviews
When Rose and some fellow passengers and crew end up in modern-day Glasgow, hilarity ensues. Just how are they going to cope in 21st century Britain, nevermind trying to find their way back to Titanic? ON HIATUS
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,628 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Rose D., Jack D., Thomas A., 1st Officer Murdoch
Neptune's Daughter by La Trainette reviews
"But what could he possibly see in me? I was nothing. I am nothing. And I will always be nothing." The tale of two runaways - a girl fleeing from an abusive past and a shattered dream, and a certain officer who wouldn't allow anyone to dictate his future for him.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 80,154 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 6/17/2012 - 5th Officer Lowe, unknown
Borderlands of the Heart by MidnightSiren113 reviews
DESPITE THE MUSHY TITLE IT IS NOT ALL ABOUT LOVE. IT IS TO FEATURE A LOT OF ACTION AS WELL. The Vault Hunters have finally taken out Handsome Jack and stopped the warrior, but their job isn't finished yet. This follows the events after Borderlands 2. Lilith, Mordecai, Maya, Axton, Gaige, and Krieg are the main focus of the story.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Lilith, Mordecai, Maya, Axton
Good Friends by pestilent.defiler reviews
Mordecai loves Lilith. Lilith loves him like her best friend. Mordecai wouldn't mind more, but what does Lilith think? **Writer's Block of Doom** Currently working on the latest chapter, making progress! Thanks for hanging in there, dear readers. *heart* Title changed from "Friend Zone" 5-25-14
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lilith, Mordecai
The Assistant to the First Officer by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
When Ellen Wallace is commissioned as a junior officer, the other officers eventually accept her. The last to put aside his working woman prejudice is Murdoch, but only because he's hiding from himself and the others that he's falling fast for her...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,056 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Everybody's Got A Fire To Burn reviews
Jack is dead and Pandora is finally free again. Nova survived it all, but what now? What will happen next? What will become of Pandora, of Sanctuary, of the Vaults all across the galaxy? Sequel to "What You're Runnin' From"
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 161,928 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/2/2020 - Mordecai, OC
Hafwen Gwyther reviews
Als Witwe und durch ein paar Kontakte ihre Adoptivvaters zur Admiralität der Royal Navy schafft es Hafwen Gwyther als Assistentin des Bordarztes auf die Justinian. Allerdings hat auch sie ein paar Leichen im Keller, von denen besser niemand etwas wüsste... später OC/Archie (Die HH-Charaktere gehören mir nicht und der Verlauf der Geschichte auch nicht.)
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,896 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2020 - Published: 8/25/2013 - H. Hornblower, A.Kennedy - Complete
What You're Runnin' From reviews
Nova ended up on Pandora more or less by coincidence and she hasn't managed to save up enough to get to some other, nicer place in 10 years. When she ends up getting captured by bandits and is (accidentally) freed by a sniper with a bird, she starts to take a liking towards the hostile planet. (OC x Mordecai)
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 182,088 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Mordecai, OC - Complete