Analyn Rockwand
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Joined 03-03-12, id: 3779414, Profile Updated: 08-18-16
Author has written 2 stories for Fate/stay night, and Naruto.

Started writing again. Yay!

"The scariest thing about revenge is not what it turns you into. It is when you finally get your revenge... and turn around." - A personal hero of mine. Cookie to those who know who it is!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.(Well... *nervous laugh*)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I'm albino, Can't get much whiter than that!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (My hair is white...)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Actually kinda flat... My girlfriend won't stop teasing me about that...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (I AM gay, and I only hang with my girlfriend..)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (That's racist!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm a Pagan, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm Christain so I MUST autamaticaly believe Pagans worship Satan.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I don't get it.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I am albino, so...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Can't catch the little fuckers!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I'm lesbian, of course I support gay rights.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a WRITING TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Trauma from my past. Don't wanna talk about it. )
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (*Nervous laugh*)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Everyone is a pervert. Some are just better at hiding it.)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(WTF?)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.(Doctor's orders..)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Where did that belief come from? Probably an anime or something..)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.(I did that once... Then my girlfriend came home and started laughing hysterically.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST hate Christains
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.(Nope, I have a GF.)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I curse in my head)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I also like ponies.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Well, I am, but still.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.(Used to have a cutter as a best friend... He's not with us anymore..)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.(BURN! HAHAHA!)
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser
I wear Trousers and am a girl, so i must be a lesbian or/and a tomboy. (Actually I am a bit of a tomboy.. And a lesbian.)


Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holiness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Worshiper

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.


Natsuki's appearance in "Konoha's Shrine Maiden" :

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RWBY react to Storyteller by FEV Grim reviews
Team RWBY watch ShoddyCast's Fallout Storyteller. I don't own any of these series. RWBY is Rooster Teeth, Fallout is Bethesda, Storyteller is ShobbyCast. This is my first reacts series.
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 101,914 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 6/7
The Eldritch Gamer by JackGehrman reviews
What happens when ME someone with too much time on their hands gets the powers of a Lovecraftian induced version The Gamer? ... We're all screwed
Crossover - X-overs & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 7/22
Gun Gale Online: The Swordswoman by A New Username reviews
Kayaba Akihiko invented the 2D MMORPG, Sword Art Online, captivating millions of players in just a few short months. He proceeded to create the first device that could be used to immerse yourself into a complete virtual environment: the Nerve Gear. And finally, he created an all-new game, Gun Gale Online, as the first VRMMORPG. (GGO is the death game, femKirito, yuri) [IT'S ALIVE!]
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 170,500 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Argo, Sinon/Shino A.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 819,001 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 5,464 - Follows: 5,093 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Naruto, Son of the Heavenly Rabbit by HaretaSora reviews
After the war the village betrays him, only 3 people left close to him. The Bijuu resealed against their wills. In an attempt to bring the Bijuu back to him so he could save them he inadvertently reforms the Juubi. After speaking to it he finds out who his real mother is. Kaguya Otsutsuki the woman he defeated in the war. Descendant of Amaterasu and the Shinju. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 225,277 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 9/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Hestia, Hera] Kaguya Ō.
Arya Lily Potter by Kirstenlh23 reviews
Several seemingly small changes in a familiar story spark large differences down the line. James and Lily Potter welcome their new daughter to the world on July 31st, instead of a son. Amelia Bones corrects an old mistake, and an innocent man is released from prison after six years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 204,532 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Moirai's Wager by DalkonCledwin reviews
Zelretch is at it again... another child, another experiment. What does Fate have in store for our lucky protagonist this time? (Powerful!Naruto, True-Sorcerer!Naruto, Naruto/Harem, Sasuke-Bashing, Council-Bashing)
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/20 - Naruto U., Tamamo
Little Miss Devil by LastationLover5000 reviews
In a timeline where Bū's battle takes a slightly different turn, the demon takes on a new face. What does this mean for the Universe when a new Majin Bū emerges, hellbent on having her way with everything in sight? Eons before Dragon Ball, a new story unfolds!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 1/19 - Majin Buu, East Kai
Hidden Truths by ninjapanda16 reviews
You can't stop something from happening, because in the end, it'll become reality in another time line. The same people, the same classroom, the same teachers, the same mission. That is the class of 3-E but there is one key difference. -or in which Nagisa is the female we all thought he was.(Fem!Nagisa)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,524 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Karma A., Nagisa S., 3-E Students, Koro-sensei
Change in Destiny by ImpliedParanoia reviews
In his rage Orochimaru tried to kill Naruto for interfering in the forest of death. This action causes a drastic change in our favorite hero that makes Naruto question everything he's ever known. AU and OOC. FemNaru (Going through a rewrite, be back up soon!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 488,592 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Sol Invictus by izukey reviews
Even as she stormed through the world like an atomic bomb, Luffy knew she couldn't protect everybody with these two small hands. Of course she knew that. But... she would try. With these memories of that other world, by God would she try. Fem!Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,372 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Straw Hats P.
Kyubi's Kit by Excele X. Kurokami reviews
During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,452 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruko U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Autumn Days by Reshuffle reviews
Ruby Rose loved video games. Who didn't? But maybe becoming the Gamer and replacing her entire reality with an RPG with a rather quirky sense of humour was a little bit too much. Oh well. Casual players play the game for fun, but the smart player finds ways to break the game. And Ruby's the smartest of them all. Written in remembrance as a tribute to Monty Oum.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Ruby Rose
Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo by Bloody-Mad reviews
Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 1,047,091 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,068 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
Pay the Reaper by Dis Lexic reviews
When Harry fell of his broom thanks to the Dementors, the last thing he was expecting was to end up working for Death herself. He also wasn't expecting her to be a little girl who was touchy about her height, but there you go. Rating subject to change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P.
Daughter of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
When Dani comes back and is attacked by The GIW, Amity Park discovers that Dani is infact the daughter of their hero Danny Phantom, now Danny has to care for Dani, while also dealing with the increased news reporters, as he learns what it takes ot be a father, while also trying to figure out what Vlad did to create Dani, if he's her father then who's the mother? DXD Father/Daughter
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,518 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Danny F., Dani
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,531 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
CoG: Naruto's Other Tenant by NorthSouthGorem reviews
When Naruto meets a man inside the seal, he knows his life is about to change. Little does he realize that that this story began a long time ago, and many worlds away. Friendly fem-Kyuubi. many OCs. Large harem, very powerful (eventually) Naruto. A chronicle of the Gormim. "This is not the beginning. Not even close." Will be epic-length.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,780 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Alex M./Zeus
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Bedside Manner by Orion Matrix reviews
Ruby suddenly falls seriously ill, and Weiss is there to help her. But during this time the heiress starts to think about her interactions with Ruby, and realizes that things have to change, even as she tries to find out why Ruby is sick in the first place. Ruby x Weiss, White Rose, updated to Multiple chapter format.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,572 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch - Complete
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 3,998 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Innocent Monster by Will of the Abyss - AllenxRoad reviews
Allen is imprisoned under the suspicion of betraying the order. Road and Tyki come to save him. Eventually NoahAllen. A AllenxRoad pairing, and a one-sided, very small Poker Pair pair on the side.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,798 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Allen Walker, Road C.] - Complete
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Return of the King by Engineer4Ever reviews
Thrown into a lake in hopes of her drowning, one Uzumaki Naruko finds herself alive from the help of an age long forgotten. She is then taught the ways of magic from the lake spirit and gains the Sword of Promised Victory. Can a new King of Knights rise up?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,552 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Naruko U., Saber - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5585 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Coin by Muphrid reviews
In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Genma's Daughter by ClassicalGal reviews
When Ranma meets his mother for the first time, he learns the shocking truth about his family.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 162,081 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Rebuilding Our Worlds by Mr. Alaska reviews
Six years later, and Earth is still fighting off the Irken Invaders. They need help though. At the same time, Zim and Take, who are on Mirikia, hear about Earth's situation. What will they do? Sequel to When Your World Comes Tumbling Down! Please R&R! XD
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Zim, Tak
When Your World Comes Tumbling Down by Mr. Alaska reviews
What would happen if Red and Purple told Zim the sad truth? What will Zim do when he finds out his mission was a fake? What will he do when everything he lived for is ended right before his eyes? Tak comes back for revenge. But will she get it? R&R! ZATR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,158 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Walpurgisnacht Eternal by PenNameSmith reviews
Finished at last! A tale of Hellsing's missing 30 years, as our heroes are beset by Undead Monsters, Mysterious Conspirators, and, um... Gonzo Journalism? And just what part does the mysterious "Schlanker Mann" have to play in all of this madness?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,868 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Seras, Heinkel - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Leonineus reviews
Voldemort has been dead for nearly eighteen years, and Harry Potter has been living a more or less normal life. What then will happen when an incident from their second year comes back to haunt his friend Hermione? WARNING: Mature material.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Astrobiological Analysis of the Irken Race by Dr-Lovekill reviews
My scientific opinion on the biology, evolution, technology, and possible biological history of the Irken race. Given objectively as a scientific report. Enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
All That Never Was by Dr-Lovekill reviews
A tragic story about Dib finding Zim gone, and realizing how much Zim really meant to him. No ZADR intended, just a story about loss and regret. R&R if you would, please.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Dib, Zim
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Konoha's Shrine Maiden reviews
On the night of Naruto's 6th birthday, the mobs got to him. His life turns upside down. Fem!Naruto, ShrineMaiden!Naruto. Reviews are welcome!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Hiruzen S., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Challenge reviews
My challenge that I thought of. I will try to do it myself, but no promises. Please, whoever thinks he/she can do it, try to.. I want to read a story like that. Please message/review if you're going to try do it. can be rated however you want it to be.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Archer, Illyasviel von Einzbern