Analyn Rockwand
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Joined 03-03-12, id: 3779414, Profile Updated: 12-29-13
Author has written 1 story for Fate/stay night.

Used to be an author here... Now I'm just a failure.. T_T

I written a few stories, but due to unforeseen consequences(Read: Laziness and a case of best friend committing suicide), I stopped writing.

Sorry bout that.


Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Worshiper (Because I Just joined. Subject to change when needed).


Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.


Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

Log Pope and the creator of the Book of Log: "Third Fang" Or, as I call him: "A god amongst human"

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Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo by Bloody-Mad reviews
Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 757,582 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U.
CoG: Naruto's Other Tenant by NorthSouthGorem reviews
When Naruto meets a man inside the seal, he knows his life is about to change. Little does he realize that that this story began a long time ago, and many worlds away. Friendly fem-Kyuubi. many OCs. Large harem, very powerful (eventually) Naruto. A chronicle of the Gormim. "This is not the beginning. Not even close." Will be epic-length.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 232,780 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Alex M./Zeus
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 189,684 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 545,791 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - ShirĊ E.
Kyubi's Kit by Excele Kurokami reviews
During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 167,438 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruko U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Youkai Academy's Very Own Fox by DarkDevilKnight reviews
Naruko Uzumaki, a half blooded Kitsune, goes to Youkai Academy with the assitence of a small red fox from the shadows as well as making new friends and love with a certain vampire, succubus, and a snow woman. OC'ness, good Karuma, Kushina as the Nine Tails fox. Don't like the story then don't read it at all. Narukoxharem
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,584 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruko U., Moka A., Kurumu K., Mizore S.
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Innocent Monster by Will of the Abyss - AllenxRoad reviews
Allen is imprisoned under the suspicion of betraying the order. Road and Tyki come to save him. Eventually NoahAllen. A AllenxRoad pairing, and a one-sided, very small Poker Pair pair on the side.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,798 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Allen Walker, Road C.] - Complete
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,543 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
The Return of the King by Engineer4Ever reviews
Thrown into a lake in hopes of her drowning, one Uzumaki Naruko finds herself alive from the help of an She is then taught the ways of magic from the lake spirit and gains the Sword of Promised Can a new King of Knights rise up? Part 2 in planning. Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,755 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Naruko U., Saber
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Genma's Daughter by ClassicalGal reviews
When Ranma meets his mother for the first time, he learns the shocking truth about his family.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 162,081 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Walpurgisnacht Eternal by PenNameSmith reviews
Finished at last! A tale of Hellsing's missing 30 years, as our heroes are beset by Undead Monsters, Mysterious Conspirators, and, um... Gonzo Journalism? And just what part does the mysterious "Schlanker Mann" have to play in all of this madness?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,868 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Seras, Heinkel - Complete
Challenge reviews
My challenge that I thought of. I will try to do it myself, but no promises. Please, whoever thinks he/she can do it, try to.. I want to read a story like that. Please message/review if you're going to try do it. can be rated however you want it to be.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Archer, Illyasviel von Einzbern