Author has written 87 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, My Little Pony, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Parodies and Spoofs.
http://www.wattpad.com/120457564-unexpected-events-chapter-one Here is Unexpected Events! The biggest Fan Fic in the fandom that includes OCs XD And drama, fluff, baby making-Wait wha?
The first thing you should know, I randomly update. And I'll review any story that you need a review on. Requested reviews means, I'll send you a PM of my full review. Reviewing freely means I'll just do the normal review thing. And I am fifteen, just so you know. :/ I don't know if this is important but; when i'm on my SPECIAL time... I can be really violent. Just because I'm sweet to this one person, it doesn't mean I'll be sweet to you. You'll be da* lucky if I persent your story on my account, it'll mean I really like it and I read it more than twice.
And my fandom is Penguins Of Madagascar, I love it so much; OMG. I do love pairings, I'm just not good with human ones .-. I prefer pairing up animals xD I have very little canon pairings. I mostly do fanmade pairings. I might put a few NAUGHTY Pripper things on here. MIGHT. They'll be slightly OOC.
When did I start these writing talent of mine? WELL, at first; I was just copying people's stories into my notebook. Just to read, and at the time, I couldn't read anything I wrote. I gave up for a while. Then I found PoM. I didn't even know this site existed so I just wrote in my notebooks. I wasn't really off to a good start when I came to FFN... I PUT A STORY IN THE WRONG FANDOM. LOL But, I got better.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Since When, Kyoushi-no-Kuragari, Xelena more cohorts who are part of the five percent: Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98,Anime-Kunoichi, Drifting One, Come With Me, BlackenedNightshade, Meikouhaikitsune, Mother Of PoM
1. Perfect? No one is perfect silly!
1. Friend you saw: Ummmm No one
1. Number: IDK...
1. Are you missing someone right now? ...No.
Real name? Haley Venus Wirick
1. First best friend? Someone I can't spell
1. Eating? Nothing
5. Plans for today? WRITE
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? IDK
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? EW NO
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Sure
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.
Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happend... yesterday.
Random Person 1: What does IDK mean?
Yer. i've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies (I used to be a attention whore .-. SO YEAH)
Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.
I am totally awesome. Agree or die.
Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo
Warning!! Twilight may cause...
This is this cat.
People say you can not live without love. I think oxygen is more important.
Why yes I do randomly use British accents.
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Send you lots of congrats.
BEST FRIENDS: Let you use their EC/account.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
Boys are like trees. They take 50 years to grow up.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.
If you're awesome an you know it clap your hands!!
Friends try to ease your pain. Best friends make you cry a whole lot more because you laughed to hard.
A white man said,
I am the future of the world. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
15 ways to be kicked out of a shopping centre.
1. walk through the store wearing black clothing and carrying a fake walkie-talkie humming the mission impossible theme. If IF someone asks you what you're doing, scream LOOK OUT and shove them behind a shelf.
2. pass out bananas to random people and snicker after they take one.
3. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream THAT'S NOT RIGHT YOU HAVE TO PUT 132 OF THEM BACK when the cashier tells you your price.
4. Walk around the iPod section looking confused and ask someone where you can find 'musical devices'
5. When an announcement voices over on the loud speaker huddle on the floor with your hands over your ears screaming 'THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!!!'
6.start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
16. Miss number 15.
There were four cows in the field. Mama cow and three baby cows.
Today I realized that the word bed actually looks like a bed.
The statement below is true.
Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor? (Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!)
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
DO NOT interrupt me while I'm talking to myself.
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
All the Auto-Tune in the world will never ever sound as cool as talking into a desk fan
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, “Don’t tell me what to do.”
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “i have nothing else to say”.
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.
SOME WAYS 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF
13 Ways to annoy people on an elevator:
Stories from Quotev
If you don't understand the beginning, you may want to read some of the parts on my AU Pripper account.
Quotes from OCs and characters
"THEY WANTED TO PUT NAMI ON TRIAL JUST BECAUSE SHE EGGED THE ZOO!" Nick-Missing Ruby
"Well, I was swimming in the pool when suddenly my feathers told me that you needed my help!" Nami- Missing Ruy
My name? That is Classified. My age? Old enough. My location? The PoM Fandom.
I'm insane about PoM. INSANE. You can ask my family. >.
Now pairings. My main point of me as a fan. There are some I ship but I won't write fan fics about it. There are some that mentally kill me or I am grossed out by. And some that I ship with every fiber within me.
Ship but don't Write about: Skans, Kico, Kipper, Julene, KoJu, Prico, Kovate, Skipper x Julien, Julien x Maurice
Mentally kill me: Skilene, Kitita x Skipper, Dorski, Prort
TOP SHIPS: Pripper, Fred x Marlene
Now, I'd like to talk about Dorski. Doris only got back together with Kowalski because his fighting is hot apparently. KOWALSKI. He deserves better.
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