The Magic Catgirl
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Joined 03-03-12, id: 3779632, Profile Updated: 02-09-15
Author has written 5 stories for My Little Pony, Warriors, Sailor Moon, Pretty Cure, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

My profile eh? Well, to start, my name is The Magic Catgirl (duh!). I'm a Warriors fan, a Potterhead, a Puella Magi, a Pokefreak (see avatar), a Moonie, and a Vocalomaniac! I am also known as "That Weird Girl Who's Always Humming" at my school.

Oh, you want to know more? Picky, picky...

Age: 15

Zodiac: Gemini (June)

Fanfictions I want to write: Samurai Warriors/Pokemon Conquest, Pokemon, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Sailor Moon, Higurashi, Angel Beats, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Harry Potter, Vocaloid, The X-Files, Revolutionary Girl Utena, PreCure, Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones

I like: Harry Potter (my life), magical girl anime (whatever of my life is not taken up by Harry Potter), Pokemon, Vocaloid, Higurashi, The X-Files, books, manga/anime, pasta, sarcasm, people who know what their brain is and how to properly use it, musical theater, singing, cats, cosplaying, Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones

I don't like: poorly-written YA wish fulfillment fiction, exercise, popular girls who think they're so amazing, people who think the arts are stupid

Favorite Color: Turquoise

Favorite Singers: Florence and The Machine, Idina Menzel, Carrie Underwood, Coldplay, Kalafina

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, The Lion King, Alice in Wonderland (2010 version), The Princess Bride (Who doesn't like The Princess Bride?), Chicago, Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Scott Westerfeld, Stephen King, Rick Riordan, Michelle Paver, George R.R. Martin

Hobbies: Reading, drawing, singing, thinking of new fanfics, gaming, cosplaying

Favorite Characters: Harry Potter: Bellatrix Lestrange, Luna Lovegood
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness: Seshru, Renn
Pokemon: Cynthia, Misty, Eevee, all Eeveelutions (Yes, even Flareon), Team Rocket
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Mami Tomoe, Kyoko Sakura
Sailor Moon: Rei Hino (Sailor Mars), Michiru Kaioh (Sailor Neptune)
Vocaloid: Luka Megurine, Meiko, IA
Game of Thrones: Arya Stark, Daenerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister, Cersei Lannister

Favorite Manga/Anime: Soul Eater, Angel Beats!, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Sailor Moon, Revolutionary Girl Utena

Favorite Video Games: Samurai Warriors, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros, Bravely Default, The Sims

Favorite Vocaloid Songs/Series: Acute/React, Ageage Again, Ai Dee, Alice In Musicland, Alluring Secret Black/White Vow, Bad End/Crazy/Twilight/Everlasting Night, Butterfly On My Right Shoulder (Len version), Cantarella (V3 version), Death Should Not Have Taken Thee, Dream Eating Monochrome Baku, I'm Such An Idiot, Iroha Uta, Music Wizard of Oz, Night Fever series, Piano Forte Scandal (Append version), Senbonzakura, Six Trillion Years And One Night, Twilight Homicide, World Is Mine, World's End Dancehall, World's End Umbrella

Patronus: Snow leopard

Animagus Form: SnowyOwl

Current Pokemon Team: Espeon, Luxray, Froslass, Empoleon, Misdreavus, Larvesta

Pokesona: Espeon

List of cosplays: Medusa Gorgon, Luna Lovegood, Senbonzakura!Miku, Mion Sonozaki

Listening To: Lacrimosa by Kalafina

Reading: AStorm Of Swords by George R.R. Martin

Watching: Smile PreCure

Playing: Bravely Default

Eating: A grilled cheese sandwich

Drinking: Water

My Stories

In Progress

Starkit's Prophecy: UNCENSORED - Starkit's Prophecy before it was fed through spell check. Deleted, in process of remaking.

Like No Other - Madoka/Sailor Moon crossover. Madoka wished that other magical girls would help in the fight. But was that really so wise? Updates every one - two weeks, depending on how much free time I have to write.

Complete

The Original Starkit's Prophecy Repost - Warriors. A repost of the infamous Warriors fanfic, Starkit's Prophecy, with witty commentary by yours truly. Deleted, in process of remaking.

Dead

The New Spark - MLPFIM. Sorry, but my MLP days are behind me. I probably wouldn't be able to get back into it even if I wanted to.

Will Write Soon

A shitton of Harry Potter oneshots

Millenium PreCure (Working title) - PreCure fanseries. 20 years ago, something from another world broke through onto Earth. Humanity barely managed to keep it at bay, but life is finally returning to normal. But breakouts are still regular. When Masami Shion finds a talking cat with a selective memory being attacked by one of these creatures, who tells her a grand story about the twelve legendary warriors born to protect Earth, she'll have to confront her past to guarantee the future of the world.

Puella Magi Elemental Magica - Just because Homura goes on to the next universe doesn't mean the current one ends.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

20 Healthy Ways to Maintain Your Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch back to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

7. Begin all your sentences with, "In Accordance with the Prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!!

There were 3 girls. They were looking through peoples' MySpaces. One girl slowly came upon this one MySpace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friends, commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said:

SatanStalker: So how do you like my MySpace?

XxLoVemExX: What? Who is this anyway?

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that I'm looking at your profile?

SatanStalker: I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do. Especially when it's pretty girls like you. With very nice legs, I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high-waisted shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. She and her friends started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Okay, whatever, you're starting to scare the living shit out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid. You wouldn't want an ugly guy like me touching your legs, huh? I mean, that's what you just said about me to your friends just a minute ago.

They were in shock. One of her friends said, "Holy crap, just block him! Hes a freaking psycho!" The other girl said, "Wait, holy crap, do you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am. Well, it wouldn't really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldn't stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, you're alone, so it's not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Okay, I think I'm going to leave now, because you're freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me. Trust me, that won't be a problem.

Then he signed off.

The girl and her friends were really scared. The first said, "Whatever, let's just go upstairs. Trust me, I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone." They went upstairs and had a pillow fight. All of a sudden, the second friend said she had to go to the bathroom. Her friends said okay. Ten minutes later, the first girl noticed that the second girl was still in the bathroom, and was wondering what was up. She went and knocked, but no one said anything. She opened it and found the first girl there on the ground, dead. She started to scream, but when she turned around, he was there. The news the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom, with her neck sliced and blood all over the ground. Her head was nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you don't repost this in the next two minutes, there will be three men; one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment, tonight at 1:30am. Well, what are you waiting for? Repost or you'll meet the same fate as them.

If you think that Team Rocket should just give up on capturing Pikachu and focus their time on something much more productive, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think the guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile.

Everyone has multiple personalities. I'm just better at hiding it than I am.

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it.

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Take Ten

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN WHATEVER THEY'RE FROM:

1: Miki Aono

2: Bellatrix Lestrange

3: Rei Hino

4: Nohime

5: Shion Sonozaki

6: Mami Tomoe

7: Death The Kid

8: Utena Tenjou

9: GLaDOS

10: Daenerys Targaryen

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Maybe it's PreCure business?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Duh, do whatever a shoujo anime character does when someone walks in on them in a compromising situation

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Retreat to my deadly neurotoxin-proof underground bunker

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Seeing as her weapon of choice is a taser, it's probably safe.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Well, at least she isn't fighting Charlotte

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Whoo! I'm a Shinigami!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Utena! Have you been dueling again?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Just remind her that she was once a potato that nearly got eaten by a bird

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I must have done something to piss her off

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Espoir Shower all over their asses

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Laugh mockingly and call me a "Stupid Mudblood"

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A good-luck charm from Hikawa Shrine

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Leave me there. Unless I'm Nobunaga. Which I'm not.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Well, it depends on which arc this is.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

I think she would be happy for me

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Shoot them for not being symmetrical.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Offer me cake and grief counseling if I win

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Ask what's so funny

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because she is the perfect queen of PreCure.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9

Grudgingly accept that they're a match made in heaven. Sorry, Bellamort.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Her mother is dead and she hates her father, so this is assuming we even get to the "meet" stage

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Probably not.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Congratulate her for getting over Kyoko and remind her that she'll always have Kyubey

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Oh God, it's not symmetrical.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Do you really want one after Touga and Akio?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

I don't think I'll like GLaDOS's definition of love...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Admittedly not something I saw coming, but if you two are happy...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Only one is going to be coming out

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

That could be interesting if given some time

Would 2 trust 5?

Probably, if this is Watanagashi or Meakashi

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

"I heard you like dragons."

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Fashion

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Well, Mami is cooking, so I guess it's safe?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

"Testing Buddies"

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

That depends. Does she look better or worse without green hair?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

That depends on which shipper you ask

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Robots can blush?

1 accidentally kicked 10?

I'm sure it hurt, but assuming this is the same continuity where they somehow fell in love, she'll probably let it go

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

GLaDOS will use it as blackmail material

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Great. Now I don't know who's more lethal.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

She probably won't be that upset

7 won the lottery?

He will make Death City symmetrical. ALL OF IT.

8 had quite a big secret?

That her cooking is even worse than Anthy's

9 became a singer?

Well, it's about time. Let's get "Still Alive" on the airwaves!

10 got a daughter?

Alive or dead?

What would 1 think of 2?

I don't see it

How would 3 greet 4?

With an Akuryo Taisan

What would 4 envy about 5?

That she was able to not only coer up teh fact that she had kidnapped and killed over five people, but she was also able to impersonate her imprisoned sister the whole time.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

That Mami saved her from becoming a witch in the true ending of Meakashi.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both badass gunwielders

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Her duelist outift

Where would 8 meet 9?

The Rose Bride: Aperture Science Edition! (damn that sounds like a good fanfic)

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"Let's see how your dragons fare against my deadly neurotoxin"

What would make 10 scared of 1?

The bad animation in her filler episodes

Is 3 Gay?

Yeah, probably.

How do you feel right now?

Wishing that more questions had been about 2

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Toki Ni Ai Wa (We'll mark that as a "no")

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Spinal Fluid Explosion Girl (Uh...alright then...)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Spectrum (Samurai Warriors headcanons! Yeah!)

4. WHAT IS 2 plus 2?

Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened To My Part?) (I know the feeling)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Cendrillon (I wouldn't kill her no matter what)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Gekokujou (It's time for a revolution in you noticing me)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Moon Gekkou Attack (I don't think I want Yuri's life story...)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Ai Wo Shinjiteru (Is Sailor Senshi an option?)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Rinbu Revolution (Okay, I'll give my iPod that one)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Addicted To Love (Moving on)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Death Should Not Have Taken Thee (That's going to be the fastest wedding dance ever)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Gilderoy ("We shall remember her in death as she was in life")

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

Resonance (Spontaneous Soul Eater rewatches)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

The Internet Is For Porn (You don't know what I read on this website and you can't prove it)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Route Venus (Well, one of them kind of matches...)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Coward Montblanc (Being too scared to tell someone I love how I feel about them)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Voldemort Is Going Down (If I can die on stage, I will die happy)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Let's! Fresh Pretty Cure Hybrid Version (Why did I start PreCure so late into the franchise)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Koi Iro Byoutou (OSTER Project always cheers me up!)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Eat Me (How easily people waste their lives on others who don't care for them)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Still No Good (Taking that as a "no")

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Bedroom Hymns (All of my OTPs will forever have to remain within my imagination)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Hello! (Why hello there, Elder Price)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Clover Club ("Don't let her show you the Vocaloid video! It's the start of a long downward spiral!")

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Noi! (I'm confused about everything)

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Clover Otome No Inori (Perhaps even in the Elegant Gothic Lolita voice)

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

You Won't Succeed On Broadway (Talented and Jewish!)

28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Conturbatio (They're always willing to talk about anything)

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Akatsuki Arrival (But am I Luka or Miku?)

30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

1, 2 Fanclub (Perhaps not that)

One of the biggest problems I seem to have is that once I start something, I can never seem to finish it. The only thing that doesn't happen with is things I truly love. Anything else, at some point I get bored with it and just stop. I don't think I have a mental condition, I'm not lazy, I don't think I'm unfulfilled, I basically just have this really bad habit. It never fails; if I don't have to do it, or I don't absolutely love it, I'll just walk away and never look at it again. Watch, I bet even now as I'm writing this I'll jus

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I'm OBVIOUSLY going to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm in a ROCK BAND, so I MUST do drugs and be a bad influence.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink, too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a w* myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to REN. FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

That boy you punched in the hall today? Commited suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost if you are against bullying.

And now, let's see how many stupid things I've done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

In a bar, a white man said to a black man, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black. But you, sir? When you're born, you're pink. When you grow up, you're white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you turn red. When you're cold, you turn blue. And when you die, you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down, and the white man walked away. Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[X] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
] being a parent
[X] giving birth
[X] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[X] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[X] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[X] the ocean
[X] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[X ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[X
] falling
[ ] clowns
[X] dolls
[X] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[X] incurable diseases
[X] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
(only sometimes)
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[XXXXXX] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[x] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Harry Potter

The first character you fell in love with: Hermione

The character you never expected to love: Bellatrix

The character you don't like that everyone else does: Draco

The character you're most like: Luna

The character you'd slap: Draco

Three favorite characters: Bellatrix, Luna, Tonks

Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in the mess of bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

He lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don't spend more than you can earn, and followed reliable life strategies like adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment when he kissed a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

He lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Neosporin, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but couldn't inform parents when a girl became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

He lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, places of worship became places of business, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

He took a beating when a man couldn't defend his family from a burglar in their own home without having to worry about the burglar suing him for assault.

He finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the offending beverage.

He was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


And finally, live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says, "Oh shit...she's awake."

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The Hot Topic Krew by GeneralDarkPit reviews
Dark Pit and Lucas' favorite place to shop is Hot Topic. It was their home, scared place and even more, the place where they hooked up. What happens when the evil Yoshi takes over mall goth paradise and changes it! Will they reunite all the edgy goths to rise against Yoshi and his prep cronies or forever be doomed to join... PREP CULTURE. JOIN THE WAR FOR HOT TOPIC!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,964 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/4 - [Dark Pit, Lucas] Yoshi, Mewtwo
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 112: Failure, Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 619,173 - Reviews: 26184 - Favs: 15,316 - Follows: 14,131 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Poké Wars: The Lapidescence (Subsistence Redux) by Cornova reviews
We were so blind. Now in our end of days, it's like seeing for the first time. Now everybody's true self comes out. We see how far we're willing to go to live. Worse is what we didn't wanna see: what was there all along. The creatures we thought we had conquered are gone, and what's left in our pockets are monsters.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/12
Pokemon Conquest: Mistletoe and Secret Santas by Queen Nephthys reviews
A Pokémon Conquest Christmas fic. Ransei's Warlords are celebrating Christmas with a grand party in Nixtorm. Mitsuhide just wants this to be a normal, peaceful event, but with Aya hanging mistletoe all over the place, and the Secret Santas backfiring on him, things aren't going as he hoped they would. ALL REQUESTS WILL BE ACCEPTED! Merry Christmas to all!
Crossover - Pokémon & Samurai Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Eevee/Eievui, Hero, Heroine, Oichi
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum - Those Fallen by Elias Pedro reviews
"I've been waiting for this moment, to meet you face to face and to see you in the flesh. Shall we get along?" - Homura Akemi [Sequel to MPBT] [Rebellion and Post]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,894 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Homura A., Sayaka M., Walpurgis N., Nagisa M.
68 Intricacies by Violet Abilene reviews
68 one-shots based on the intricate relationship that Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye have. Chapter 28: Jolt. Riza Hawkeye wasn't the type of person to let her guard down easily.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,699 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.]
Conquest Chronicles: Tales of Ransei by Queen Nephthys reviews
Pokemon Conquest! A series of oneshots that take place before, after, and during the events of the game. Pairings will be used. Chapter 6: Ryo and Ryoko have a fight that goes a little too far, and the end result is Ryoko kicking her brother out until he will apologize. Now, Ryo has to find a place to stay, but is he really better off bunking with any of the other Warlords?
Crossover - Pokémon & Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/5/2012
Conquest Oneshots by oddball101 reviews
I hadn't seen this done anywhere on the site, and I thought I would try it. This is a series involving different pairing from the new Conquest game. Let me know what you think, or if you have any ideas for pairings. I love reviews! By the way, I do not own Pokemon or any of its characters. I just wish I did.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012
Sundances Journy: Friendship is love by xjapanfanx reviews
Princess Cadance has given birth to a daughter: Princess Sundance! But she will have to learn a lot if she ever wants to be princess. But evil may be on the rise. What will it mean for the new pony princess?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Princess Celestia, OC
Hush Now by LuffyKun3695 reviews
FEMMESLASH! Alternate-Universe. Silence of the Lambs Parody. Agent Rainbow Dash of the EBI is investigating a string of grisly murders in Equestria and needs the help of the infamous "Cupcake Killer" Pinkamena Diane Pie. Rainbow/Pinkie.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie]
Midsummer Tragedy by TheCartoonFanatic01 reviews
On July 16, 2015, four gunmen assaulted the annual Mid-Summer's Festival, injuring and/or killing numerous people. As Danville makes a dark, haunting transitioning into a media circus, we look into the lives of Phineas, Ferb, and the gang before, during, and after the tragedy and see how one day changed their lives forever. WARNING: Many character deaths in several chapters!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 133,816 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Phineas, Adyson S. - Complete
Hidden Prophices by Tainted Purification reviews
Moonpaw is a young apprentice in EmeraldClan, and her brother is an evil killer! Can she stop him before it is too late? Please read and review!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,441 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/17/2008
The Champion's Beginning by Pure Gamer reviews
Cynthia never wanted to become a trainer, but she left on a journey much bigger than herself: to become Sinnoh League Champion. When there were sudden attacks on helpless towns, a current, suspicious champion who Cynthia couldn't trust, and an unhelpful "presence" watching her every move; she had Sinnoh resting on her shoulders. Rated T for violence and dark themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 195,180 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Cynthia/Shirona, Volkner/Denzi - Complete
Conquest Chronicles: Valentine's Day by Queen Nephthys reviews
Not a very creative title, I know, but it serves its purpose. Coincides with my other fic titled Tales of Ransei. As the title suggests, this is just a long, detailed look at how the various warlords celebrated Valentine's Day after the events of the game. Pairings listed inside. Rated K for some innuendo and maybe swearing...? Nothing graphic enough to deserve the T rating, though
Crossover - Pokémon & Samurai Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013
Bitter and Sweet by Gamma Orionis reviews
Sometimes love is painful enough to kill, and sometimes it is so sweet that you never want anything to change... Bellamort drabbles, written for Lolaaa's Your Favourite Character Scenario Challenge/Competition on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum by Elias Pedro reviews
Homura's investigation into Walpurgisnacht brings her to look to World War II, the time that spawned the dreadnought witch. Working with Mami and protecting Madoka, Homura demands Kyuubey show her the past. However, Kyuubey seems to have a lot to hide.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 151,045 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Homura A., Walpurgis N. - Complete
Death Eater Chat Room RePost by KateKicksAss reviews
So, my first copy of this story got deleted for some reason. So, Voldemort is very busy, so to save time, he decides to hold a Death Eater meeting through online chat instead of going to Headquarters. BIG mistake! Chaos and hilarity ensue as the Death Eaters use the internet for the first time in their lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Faux Elvish for Dummies by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
Do you find normal Elvish confusing? Are you constantly being left out of conversations by your hardcore-Tolkienite friends? Are you flunking your second-language GCSE exams and are in need of another language ASAP? Then this handy guide is for you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
DAILYDOSED: My Immortal by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
The infamous Tara Gilesbie classic, bearing the title of the "Worst FanFiction Ever Written", re-uploaded and DAILY-DOSED for your convenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,612 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Twitarditis: A New Disease? by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
A handy guide to surviving the brain-melting, IQ-minimizing pandemic that is sweeping the globe. WARNING: Very Anti-Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 336 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2005
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Catching Up reviews
Being trapped by a storm under an old tree in the park wound up having many more advantages than either Miki or Setsuna would have originally imagined.
Pretty Cure - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Miki A., Setsuna H./Eas/Cure Passion] - Complete
Like No Other reviews
"If that's the case, then I wish for a world like no other, where different kinds of magical girls will help us! I'm sure that if that happens, there won't be a single witch we can't defeat!" It had been such a hopeful wish. If only, Homura thought, Madoka had known the truth back then. Maybe these poor girls would have been spared our suffering.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,939 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Madoka K., Homura A.
So You're Worried You'll Write The Next Starkit's Prophecy reviews
Do you have no clue what to name your main character? Do none of your prophecies sound convincing enough? Are you at a loss when it comes to describing your characters? Then this is the guide for you! Prevent creating bad characters before they happen! Learn the most common turn-offs in Warriors fanfiction! Laugh at our example Mary-Sue! This guide has everything!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - OC
The Magic Catgirl's Opinions On Warriors Characters reviews
Yeah, the last one got deleted for some weird reason. Anyways, these are my thoughts on the characters of Warriors. Shoot me a PM if you want to debate, or just leave pointers and thoughts on them. Updates every day!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bramblestar, Briarlight
The New Spark reviews
10 years after the Mane 6 have gone their separate ways, Princess Celestia discovers to her horror that the Elements of Harmony are slowly beginning to shatter. But who are they attached to now? Can a princess with no talent and five outcasts save Equestria from its biggest threat yet? ON HIATUS WHILE I CLEAN IT UP AND WORK ON THE PLOT. NOT DEAD BY ANY MEANS.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Twilight Sparkle