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Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, Sailor Moon, Pretty Cure, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.
My profile eh? Well, to start, my name is Rachel. You can find me on Tumblr as magical-girl-kickline.
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Zodiac: Gemini (June)
Fanfiction I want to write: Samurai Warriors/Pokemon Conquest, Pokemon, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Sailor Moon, Higurashi, Angel Beats, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Harry Potter, Vocaloid, The X-Files, Revolutionary Girl Utena, PreCure, Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones, Fire Emblem Awakening, Love Live (?)
I like: Harry Potter (my life), magical girl anime (whatever of my life is not taken up by Harry Potter), Pokemon, Vocaloid, Higurashi, The X-Files, books, manga/anime, pasta, sarcasm, musical theater, singing, cats, cosplaying, Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones
Favorite Color: Turquoise
Favorite Singers: Florence and The Machine, Idina Menzel, Carrie Underwood, Coldplay, Kalafina, Taylor Swift, Bernadette Peters
Favorite Movies/Shows: Harry Potter, Miss Congeniality, The Princess Bride, Mean Girls, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, The X-Files
Favorite Shows: The Phantom of the Opera (25th Anniversary is the best), Wicked, The Book of Mormon, Chicago, The Drowsy Chaperone, Into The Woods, Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Scott Westerfeld, Stephen King, Rick Riordan, Michelle Paver, George R.R. Martin
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, singing, thinking of new fanfics, gaming, cosplaying
Favorite Characters: Harry Potter: Bellatrix Lestrange, Luna Lovegood
Favorite Manga/Anime: Soul Eater, Angel Beats!, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Sailor Moon Crystal, Revolutionary Girl Utena (especially the movie)
Favorite Video Games: Samurai Warriors, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros, Bravely Default, The Sims
Favorite Vocaloid Songs/Series: Acute/React, Ageage Again, Ai Dee, Alice In Musicland, Alluring Secret Black/White Vow, Bad End/Crazy/Twilight/Everlasting Night, Butterfly On My Right Shoulder (Len version), Cantarella (V3 version), Death Should Not Have Taken Thee, Dream Eating Monochrome Baku, I'm Such An Idiot, Iroha Uta, Music Wizard of Oz, Night Fever series, Piano Forte Scandal (Append version), Senbonzakura, Six Trillion Years And One Night, Twilight Homicide, World Is Mine, World's End Dancehall, World's End Umbrella
Patronus: Snow leopard
Animagus Form: Snowy Owl
Current Pokemon Team: Espeon, Luxray, Froslass, Empoleon, Misdreavus, Larvesta
List of cosplays: Medusa Gorgon, Luna Lovegood, Senbonzakura!Miku, Mion Sonozaki, Casual!Makoto Kino
Listening To: Life In Technicolor II by Coldplay
(Re)Reading: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling
Watching: Happiness Charge PreCure
Playing: Bravely Default
Eating: A brownie
Like No Other - Madoka/Sailor Moon crossover. Madoka wished that other magical girls would help in the fight. But was that really so wise? Updates every one - two weeks, depending on how much free time I have to write.
Wedding Bells Will Ring - Pokemon Conquest. Admittedly started primarily as a way to stop me from becoming incredibly depressed from all of the being meguca and suffering LNO contains.
The Original Starkit's Prophecy Repost - Warriors. A repost of the infamous Warriors fanfic, Starkit's Prophecy, with witty commentary by yours truly. Deleted, in process of remaking.
Will Write Soon
Some Harry Potter oneshots
Starlight PreCure - PreCure fanseries. 20 years ago, something from another world broke through into Earth. Humanity barely managed to keep it at bay, but life is finally returning to normal. But breakouts are still regular. When Masami Shion finds a talking cat with a selective memory being attacked by one of these creatures, who tells her a grand story about the twelve legendary warriors born to protect Earth, she'll have to confront her past to guarantee the future of the world.
Puella Magi Elemental Magica - Just because Homura goes on to the next universe doesn't mean the current one ends.
Some Fire Emblem Awakening shipping oneshots once I get motivated/inspired
Some other Pokemon Conquest ideas I've been sitting on
My Ships (fair warning, lots of yuri)
Harry Potter: Ginny/Luna, Ron/Hermione, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Lupin/Tonks
Sailor Moon: Rei/Minako, Makoto/Motoki, Haruka/Michiru
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Madoka/Sayaka, Mami/Kyoko
Fire Emblem Awakening (DO NOT ASK for a lot of these, it's a LONG story): Avatar/Tharja, Panne/Frederick, Cordelia/Chrom, Nowi/Ricken, Henry/Cherche, Lucina/Say'ri, Basilio/Flavia, Lissa/Gaius, Sully/Gregor, Miriel/Lon'qu, Maribelle/Stahl, Olivia/Virion, Yarne/Nah, Owain/Noire
Pokemon Conquest/Samurai Warriors: Aya/Kanetsugu, Nou/Nobunaga
Game of Thrones: Sansa/Margaery, Catelyn/Ned, Jon/Ygritte
20 Healthy Ways to Maintain Your Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch back to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".
7. Begin all your sentences with, "In Accordance with the Prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that Team Rocket should just give up on capturing Pikachu and focus their time on something much more productive, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think the guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile.
Everyone has multiple personalities. I'm just better at hiding it than I am.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN WHATEVER THEY'RE FROM:
1: Miki Aono
2: Bellatrix Lestrange
3: Rei Hino
5: Shion Sonozaki
6: Mami Tomoe
7: Death The Kid
8: Utena Tenjou
10: Daenerys Targaryen
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Maybe it's PreCure business?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Duh, do whatever a shoujo anime character does when someone walks in on them in a compromising situation
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Retreat to my deadly neurotoxin-proof underground bunker
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Seeing as her weapon of choice is a taser, it's probably safe.
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Well, at least she isn't fighting Charlotte
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Whoo! I'm a Shinigami!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Utena! Have you been dueling again?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Just remind her that she was once a potato that nearly got eaten by a bird
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I must have done something to piss her off
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Espoir Shower all over their asses
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Laugh mockingly and call me a "Stupid Mudblood"
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A good-luck charm from Hikawa Shrine
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Leave me there. Unless I'm Nobunaga. Which I'm not.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Well, it depends on which arc this is.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
I think she would be happy for me
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Shoot them for not being symmetrical.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Offer me cake and grief counseling if I win
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Ask what's so funny
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because she is the perfect queen of PreCure.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9
Grudgingly accept that they're a match made in heaven. Sorry, Bellamort.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Her mother is dead and she hates her father, so this is assuming we even get to the "meet" stage
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Congratulate her for getting over Kyoko and remind her that she'll always have Kyubey
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Oh God, it's not symmetrical.
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Do you really want one after Touga and Akio?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
I don't think I'll like GLaDOS's definition of love...
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Admittedly not something I saw coming, but if you two are happy...
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Only one is going to be coming out
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
That could be interesting if given some time
Would 2 trust 5?
Probably, if this is Watanagashi or Meakashi
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
"I heard you like dragons."
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Well, Mami is cooking, so I guess it's safe?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
That depends. Does she look better or worse without green hair?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
That depends on which shipper you ask
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Robots can blush?
1 accidentally kicked 10?
I'm sure it hurt, but assuming this is the same continuity where they somehow fell in love, she'll probably let it go
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
GLaDOS will use it as blackmail material
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Great. Now I don't know who's more lethal.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
She probably won't be that upset
7 won the lottery?
He will make Death City symmetrical. ALL OF IT.
8 had quite a big secret?
That her cooking is even worse than Anthy's
9 became a singer?
Well, it's about time. Let's get "Still Alive" on the airwaves!
10 got a daughter?
Alive or dead?
What would 1 think of 2?
I don't see it
How would 3 greet 4?
With an Akuryo Taisan
What would 4 envy about 5?
That she was able to not only coer up teh fact that she had kidnapped and killed over five people, but she was also able to impersonate her imprisoned sister the whole time.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
That Mami saved her from becoming a witch in the true ending of Meakashi.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're both badass gunwielders
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Her duelist outift
Where would 8 meet 9?
The Rose Bride: Aperture Science Edition! (damn that sounds like a good fanfic)
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
"Let's see how your dragons fare against my deadly neurotoxin"
What would make 10 scared of 1?
The bad animation in her filler episodes
Is 3 Gay?
How do you feel right now?
Wishing that more questions had been about 2
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Toki Ni Ai Wa (We'll mark that as a "no")
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Spinal Fluid Explosion Girl (Uh...alright then...)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Spectrum (Samurai Warriors headcanons! Yeah!)
4. WHAT IS 2 plus 2?
Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened To My Part?) (I know the feeling)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Cendrillon (I wouldn't kill her no matter what)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Gekokujou (It's time for a revolution in you noticing me)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Moon Gekkou Attack (I don't think I want Yuri's life story...)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Ai Wo Shinjiteru (Is Sailor Senshi an option?)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Rinbu Revolution (Okay, I'll give my iPod that one)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Addicted To Love (Moving on)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Death Should Not Have Taken Thee (That's going to be the fastest wedding dance ever)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Gilderoy ("We shall remember her in death as she was in life")
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?
Resonance (Spontaneous Soul Eater rewatches)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Internet Is For Porn (You don't know what I read on this website and you can't prove it)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Route Venus (Well, one of them kind of matches...)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Coward Montblanc (Being too scared to tell someone I love how I feel about them)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Voldemort Is Going Down (If I can die on stage, I will die happy)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Let's! Fresh Pretty Cure Hybrid Version (Why did I start PreCure so late into the franchise)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Koi Iro Byoutou (OSTER Project always cheers me up!)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Eat Me (How easily people waste their lives on others who don't care for them)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Still No Good (Taking that as a "no")
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Bedroom Hymns (All of my OTPs will forever have to remain within my imagination)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hello! (Why hello there, Elder Price)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Clover Club ("Don't let her show you the Vocaloid video! It's the start of a long downward spiral!")
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Noi! (I'm confused about everything)
26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Clover Otome No Inori (Perhaps even in the Elegant Gothic Lolita voice)
27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
You Won't Succeed On Broadway (Talented and Jewish!)
28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Conturbatio (They're always willing to talk about anything)
29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Akatsuki Arrival (But am I Luka or Miku?)
30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
1, 2 Fanclub (Perhaps not that)
One of the biggest problems I seem to have is that once I start something, I can never seem to finish it. The only thing that doesn't happen with is things I truly love. Anything else, at some point I get bored with it and just stop. I don't think I have a mental condition, I'm not lazy, I don't think I'm unfulfilled, I basically just have this really bad habit. It never fails; if I don't have to do it, or I don't absolutely love it, I'll just walk away and never look at it again. Watch, I bet even now as I'm writing this I'll jus
And now, let's see how many stupid things I've done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
The first character you fell in love with: Hermione
The character you never expected to love: Bellatrix
The character you don't like that everyone else does: Draco
The character you're most like: Luna
The character you'd slap: Umbridge
Three favorite characters: Bellatrix, Luna, Tonks
Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in the mess of bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
He lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don't spend more than you can earn, and followed reliable life strategies like adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment when he kissed a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
He lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Neosporin, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but couldn't inform parents when a girl became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
He lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, places of worship became places of business, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
He took a beating when a man couldn't defend his family from a burglar in their own home without having to worry about the burglar suing him for assault.
He finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the offending beverage.
He was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
And finally, live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says, "Oh shit...she's awake."