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Joined 03-03-12, id: 3779744, Profile Updated: 02-24-14
Author has written 39 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Calvin & Hobbes, Romeo & Juliet, DarkWing Duck, and My Life as a Teenage Robot.

Hello my name is fanatic 97, I cannot revel to you my location or any information about my life or location. I am a strong beliver in the word of god our lord and savior. I am a big history and transformers buff and i have been obsessed with wirting stories since i was little. So excpet stoires to pop up with my name on them all over Fanficton.net I am aproud member of the transformers collcters club and soon to be a TFW 2005 member as well.

ANd for pepole who demand soptires out of me ITS CALLED A LIFE, GET ONE!

MY favorite comics are:

Calvin and Hobbes

Garfield

Peanuts

Family circus

Beetle

Transformers ANYTHING

GHostbusters

MY favorite movies are:

The transformers triolgy

Back to the futrue

alvin and the chipmunks

Smokey and the bandit

Night at the museum

TOy story trilogy

Cars 1&2

anything disney makes

anyhting pixar makes

MY favorite books are:

(reason for no books is beacuse i am a heavy reader and have probly read half the books in my local town libary and 3/4's of the books in my school libary, It toke me 3 DAYS to read the deathly hallows, so to pick a favorite would be really hard for me)

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OC's

Skyrim.
Faction: Autobot Dimensional Squad
Home Planet: Cybertron
Bio: SKyrim was part of the War for Cybertron Many eons ago, a jet/seeker, he enjoys soaring through the skies and strafing his enemies, he enjoys being in his vehicular jet form .
The Autobots were poised to win the War until Tempus arrived in their home dimension, in retaliation to Autobot Attacks he killed every last one of them, Skyrim was the only survivor.
Skyrim is the ONLY Transformer in the Dimensional squad to not have started out with it originally most, if not all the rest of the team were created just to be part of the team., this makes him feel lonely though Piston, and one of the teams three Females Diamond (Who has a crush on him which he shares back) are his best friends.
A bit of a berserker at heart Skyrim enjoys Fanatics company and he is often partnered up with the fictional counterpart of the Real Fanatic by Fanatic (the Teams leader) to make sure that he doesn't feel alone and unappreciated, though he admits he enjoys hanging out with WG herself being a certified psycho and beserker like himself.
Weakness: Blames himself for the loss of his home world and was F-Bot9712's Partner when he was captured and brainwashed into Hater 79.

Road Hazard Faction: Autobot Dimensional Squad Home Planet: Lifeline Cybertron

Hailing from the as of yet recorded Lifeline Universe upon Creation and programming, Road Hazard, like the others was pulled into the Autobot Dimensional Squad By Fanatic97 and F-Bot9712...it was something that both of them would regret three seconds later. Road Hazard is by far the teams young Hotshot having all the Qualities because as the Real World Fantic97 says..."It's a cliche just pretty much put them all into Road Hazards's body and there you go."

Weaknesses:...Cliche Team Hotshot...IS IT THAT OBVIOUS!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this]

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

God saw you getting tired,

And a cure was not to be.

So He put His arms around you

And whispered "Come to Me."

With tearful eyes we watched you,

And saw you pass away.

Although we loved you dearly,

We couldn't make you stay.

A golden heart stopped beating,

Hard working hands at rest.

God broke our hearts to prove to us,

He only takes the best.

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, 2Archangel, Wherever Girl,Fanatic 97

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name, facebook, twitter, or myspace...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

rofl XD

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

Until that day till all are one.- Optimus Prime

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well-aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I, We bear the wings of freedom do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews.

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Ten facts about you:

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
39. When you get to your floor, push all the buttons and get off.

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Animaniacs: Nocturnus by CrankshaftRabbit reviews
After their initial series run, the Warners are graced with a new 'Best Friend' after a film director turned mad scientist forcibly warps her into their world. At first passing her off as a 'wanna-be', they quickly discover that her self destructive nature is dangerous to herself and others. Thus begins a saga of healing and zany epic adventure.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 102 - Words: 190,944 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 5/2/2012
Transformers The New Generation by mindmaster123 reviews
Optimus Prime and his group of Autobots try to take away the Allspark from the planet Cybertron and from their enemies the Decepticons, but their leader Megatron prepapres an ambush and they accidentally fall in ther earth, Read & Review
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,788 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Magic and Steel by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover of Transformers G1 and the Disney Animated Canon. When Megatron accidentally resurrects the dark fairy Maleficent, the two discover they have an unlikely common enemy, and an alliance that no one could ever have predicted is forged. Warning for completely crack pairing.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,840 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Megatron, Maleficent
The Hunter: Book One by Sentinel103 reviews
What happens when certain people are not in favor of a relationship and seek to sabotage it? What happens when others are upset about a couple of teens trying to do the best they can?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 1,015,757 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ron S., Kim P.
Security Authors 2: Return of the Mayhem! by Wherever Girl reviews
Welcome to Season 2 of Security Authors, where our heroes face more danger, more drama, more humor, and more action at the House of Mouse! Only question is, will they survive this time? Rated T this time for upcoming violence.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,114 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 6/8/2014
Transformers 5: Rise of Galvatron by StoryMakerr014 reviews
A fragment of an ancient relic from Cybertron's past leads Cade Yeager and the Autobots around the world in a race against time to prevent Galvatron and his new Decepticon army from acquiring the rest of it. Meanwhile, deep in space, the Autobot leader Optimus Prime discovers a shocking revelation regarding his identity... and the sole reason their entire race was created.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,415 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Cade Y., Galvatron
Allies in the Shadows by Queen of the Beasts reviews
After the destruction of Omega Outpost One, the Autobots come back together to plan their next move. Then a stranger had to come to Earth and put their lives at risk. What will happen, though, when they are reunited with something they all thought were dead? Pairings considered. Cheers! [ON HOLD FOR NOW!]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,590 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Sari S.
TFA Kaleidoscope by Emotwo reviews
AU: A retake on TFA with some characters and plotlines shuffled around. Some things are different. Some things are the same. It all starts as a repair-crew consisting of 'six' Autobots stumble across the legendary AllSpark and... something else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 156,180 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ratchet, Wheeljack, Arcee
Before by Skye1456 reviews
Long before the Great War. Long before the division of the Decepticons and Autobots. Cybertron is in danger by a more ancient threat. The only ones who can do anything about it is a ragtag team of Cybertronian kids with destinies that we are familiar with...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,235 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Chromia, Elita One, Optimus Prime
An Agent Down the Street by PFTones3482 reviews
When the boys decide to find out where Perry goes everyday, the agent realizes he desperately needs someone to keep them away. Who does he turn to? The only person who knows he's an agent, of course. One Shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13 - Perry, Stacy - Complete
Trying to be an Autobot by Fire Redhead reviews
An alternate path to the episode "Partners". What if Starscream had actually "joined" up with the Autobots and tried to integrate into their Base life? This is that disaster...er...story...as well as a peek into Starscream's past.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,664 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Starscream
Variables of Radioactivity by PFTones3482 reviews
When the accident happened, the ectoplasmic radioactivity in the Fenton lab was sky high, and has been having a weird effect on Sam and Tucker ever since. When they get captured, can they escape themselves or will Danny have to come to their rescue? Post TUE and Pre PP. Rated T for whatnot. Final chapter up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F. - Complete
Interdimensional by The Epoch of Oblivion reviews
An accident leaves two of the Lost Lights passengers stuck in an alternate dimension (G1) where the year is 1987 and the war between the Autobots and Decepticons is very much still going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/23 - Brainstorm, Perceptor, Swerve, Whirl
The Man Himself by colonelmoran reviews
A young cartoonist visits the editor in chief.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21 - Calvin - Complete
He Stands With Me by Wherever Girl reviews
Another poem written for our Lord and Savior.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20 - Jesus - Complete
The journey of memories by CyberKia reviews
It's a new beginnig, a new transformation. The characters don't belong to me!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,284 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Jack D.
TF Prime: Shattered Glass by Crush48 reviews
Optimus and Arcee leap through the GroundBridge to find a plane of existence where the ally is the enemy, and the enemy is the ally. Can Optimus and Arcee reach Megatron and the noble Decepticons before Optimus' corrupt counterpart and his twisted Autobots gets to them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,457 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Optimus Prime, Arcee
Why, Optimus? by Autobot StarRacer reviews
Post Predacons Rising. It is the anniversary of the death of Optimus Prime. A celebration of life has been put on, but one scout-turned-warrior has refused to attend. Instead, he visits the memorial of the mech he once thought of as a father. He thinks about his time on Earth and thanks Optimus for everything. But is he truly okay? Second chapter: Megatron pays his respects
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Collective by garfieldodie reviews
The lives of Calvin, Hobbes and their friends are taken through many trials and tribulations when the universe seems to be scheming to keep them apart. Through this separation, they will realize just what they mean to each other, and their lives will genuinely change forever as a result. COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,341 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Complete
After the Fall by SpenName reviews
Set after the events of Fall of Cybertron, the Autobots have made their way through the space bridge, however not everyone is accounted for as Jetfire, Ratchet, and Ironhide, all uncover disturbing facts about their closest friends. Meanwhile, a con once thought dead takes command of the Nemesis while Thundercracker learns there is more to this enigmatic leader than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 275,988 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Ratchet, Thundercracker, Jetfire, Slipstream
Butterflies: Season 2 by KHGiggle reviews
The Transformers AU continues with even more bots, human interaction, Allspark shards, a drill sergeant, and Optimus kicking aft.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,278 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Complete
One Human, One Spark by Whozawhatcha reviews
What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 404,988 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Arcee, Wheeljack, Bulkhead, Miko N. - Complete
Transformers Animated: The Mercy of Prime by Darth T-Rex reviews
The sequel to my Season 4 fanfiction, 'Cybertronian Genesis'. One year after their latest victory over the Decepticons, Optimus and his crew find themselves caught up in events on a scale like nothing they've witnessed before.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,593 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/13/2010
The Secret Life of Candace by PFTones3482 reviews
I think of the weirdest things...Dr. D had an -inator at the beginning of the summer that no one knew about, and it hit Candace, completely altering her summer plans. Candace now has to deal with her new "problem," while also maintaing a normal teenage life...as normal as it can get for Candace, anyway. And nothing is ever easy or normal for that girl.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,974 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Candace - Complete
Descent Into Hell by Kiera Namir reviews
How would things go if the Autobots lost the battle for Detroit?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013
The New Adventures of Darkwing Duck by Scyphi reviews
After being missing for seven years, Darkwing Duck is back! The adventures continue as our hero meets both old and new friends and enemies. A series of one-shots taking place after "Darkwing Duck Returns". Please R&R!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 998,180 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
eBay by Optronix Prime reviews
What began as an innocent prank has turned into the ultimate war of wills. Who will come out on top? Miko or Ratchet? Or will Optimus intervene and beat them at their own game? Chap 8: Smokescreen gets drawn into Miko's fun of selling people on eBay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Smokescreen, Miko N.
Ancients Made Anew by Fields-of-Heather reviews
They all thought that Project Predacon ended when Shockwave's lab was destroyed. No one told the Predacons that. Rated T to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Predaking, Shockwave, Arcee
First Dance by Stopmotiontk421 reviews
On their first date & first dance, Jack and Miko find out that they are about to embark on the best thing that has ever happened to them. JackXMiko. (c) Jack & Miko rightfully belong to Hasbro and the Hub. (c) lyrics to "First Dance" rightfully belong to Justin Bieber.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
A Human's Destiny (TF Human fic ) by Transformersfan01 reviews
Angel is a normal human being from a well off family with no memory of her past, until a certain Decepticon attack shows her true colours and her past is revealed. A collaboration with Fanatic97 from Deviantart and myself TFG1001.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - OC, Prowl, Jazz, Megatron
Autobrand by TCFactory reviews
Spoilers for Dark Cybetron Finale! I've been spending ridiculous amount of time trying to wrap my mind around what was going through Megatron's head in the last few issues. Then someone pointed out that Ravage was there on the last page and it spawned this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Megatron, Ravage - Complete
The Thirteen by Prime627
The story of the Thirteen and the fight against Unicron, including three of my own characters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Complete
Transformers Prime: The Rise of Dracucon by Naito Writer reviews
17 years have gone after Predacons Rising, Cybertron has developed into a peaceful planet after life was brought back to it. But how long will that peace last when a new evil from Cybertron's past re-awakens? No Transformer is safe once this terror brings forth darkness upon both the planet and perhaps Earth, unless one Autobot stands up to defeat him once and for all. Bee/Cee, J/M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Arcee, Bumblebee, Jack D., Miko N.
Breaking Barriers by lizwuzthere reviews
Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity, Sequel to Opportunity Knocks; Now that Knockout is being hunted by the Decepticons, the safest place for him is at the Autobot base. Miko, however, is none too pleased by his presence... not that it's going to last long- because whatever weird setup he has with the Autobots is about to be ruined when Breakdown shows up again!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,737 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
My Own Railway Series Books by ThomasZoey3000 reviews
RWS Books I wrote up. Following right after Book 42.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,030 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010
Suddenly by Ardent Aspen reviews
(Title taken from the song in Les MIserables) Shattered Glass AU: "Airachnid, what is that?" "Starscream, I can explain!" When Airachnid returns to the Nemesis with a tag-along, life aboard the Decepticon ship changes. UPDATE: This tale is now complete. 02/16/2014
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,196 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Airachnid - Complete
Security Authors by Wherever Girl reviews
Mickey hires authors, WG and Fanatic, to be security guards at the House of Mouse. How hard can it be?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,124 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013
Tiger By The Tail by Mahler Avatar reviews
When Kim accepts a last minute babysitting job, she finds out that she may have bitten off more than she can chew when she locks horns with an irascible 6 year old named Calvin and his toy tiger, Hobbes. But things get really dicey when she's called away on an emergency mission vs. Dr. Drakken, unknowingly bringing along a tiny stowaway. A Kim Possible/Calvin & Hobbes crossover.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Kim P., Ron S., Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: the Series SEASON FIVE: Part II by garfieldodie reviews
current episode: BLACK RAIN The long awaited season finale of Season Five... COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,522 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Complete
Forever Alone by StokinDembers reviews
The last remaining Predacon has fallen, or so Megatron believes. The true fate of Predaking is yet to be determined, but will the powerful beast, alone and damaged, find the strength to rise up once again and exact his revenge on those responsible for the murder of his brethren? (Takes place after the events of "Synthesis")
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Predaking - Complete
Spark Possession by shadowwriter01 reviews
After his spark had been send to the past, being defeated once again, this time by the Maximals and Predacons, Starscream had sworn revenge. Now he is agreeing to an alliance that could bring him back to power, that and far more. - Beast Wars/G1 Crossover.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Starscream - Complete
Warners: Unleashed! by Wherever Girl reviews
When Skeith separates FF2 from his cartoon half and threatens to take over, who can save him and prevent the destruction of the world? Why, the Warner Brothers of course! ...And Warner Sister. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,085 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Yakko W.
The Left Leg by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,489 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wildrider, Air Raid
911: Twin Towers Tribute by Iceshadow911247 reviews
The 9/11 date has come around again for another year. The day the whole world cried. The day the Twin Towers fell and the day the Pentagon was attacked. The the passengers of flight 93 fought back and crashed the plane into a field, even at the cost of their own lives. My tribute to the people who lost their lives in the planes, Towers, and the Pentagon. T for death and cursing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
Entangled in love by Illustriousgiraffe reviews
TF:prime. Arachnid figures out that the most direct way to Arcee's mind is through her spark. And who lies in the center of Arcee's spark? Why Bumblebee of course. If you don't like the summary you should read this story because the story is better and if you do like the summary read it anyway. ArceexBee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Arcee, Bumblebee - Complete
Hiding Lies by PFTones3482 reviews
Sequel to Mermaid Swapping. Dipper and Mabel come to Danville for a visit, and Major Monogram is getting more and more suspicious of Perry, Pinky and Carl. Will they be able to hide Candace's secret when no one else knows that they really need to? Rated for paranoia.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,749 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Candace, Perry, Major Monogram, Dipper P. - Complete
The World of Facebook by Detective Rysposito reviews
The Transformers Prime gang enters the world of Facebook! Join the Autobots and Decepticons as they update their statuses, post photos and annoy the frag out of each other using the ways Facebook has to offer. Rated T for Cybertronian and English curses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012
Transformers Prime: Alliance by everyday hero reviews
This is my version of Season 3, without the beasts. After Darkmount's destruction, the secret is out: Humans know of the Transformers. The Autobots now have a bigger role to play when they ally with humanity, because the Decepticons are starting an era of terror. They not only have to protect a different race, but must assimilate with them in their world.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,499 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Jack D., Arcee
The Transformers Prime Independence Day Special by TF crossover fan reviews
Sequel to the TFP Valentine Special. It's the Fourth of July, and Team Prime is celebrating. But can Ultra Magnus deal with it? Probably not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Ultra Magnus - Complete
Shoes are Essential by PFTones3482 reviews
Co-written with Fanatic97. Takes place after the episode Gaming the System, while Jeremy and Candace are at the dance. Rated for one word. Blargh. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Candace, Jeremy - Complete
Winter Tail by PFTones3482 reviews
Companion piece to my Secret Life of Candace series. Takes place in the winter. Candace goes outside to build a snowman, but things get a LOT more complicated than she had anticipated. One-Shot. BTW, this is my 25th story! YAY! Happy dance!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Candace - Complete
Autobot G1 Retirement Home : The 4th of July by Prander reviews
I know this is early, because I was hoping to give everyone an early laugh. Thanks for the reviews! Hope you like it. Have a good one!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Wheeljack
Mermaid Swapping by PFTones3482 reviews
Sequel to The Tail of Gravity Falls. When Ariel and Candace both lose their memories and end up in each others places, can Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Flounder, and everyone else figure out what the heck is going on, get the girls switched back, and eventually stop Rodney? Thanks so much to fvcutie0028 for the cover image! I love it so much!
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Candace - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Series SEASON FIVE by Swing123 reviews
current episode: NOCTURNALS P6 Dr Brainstorm and Calvin begin monitoring a strange energy signature that is approaching their universe from within the void
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/26/2010
Thomas & the Magic Railroad Bloopers by Gotham317 reviews
These are bloopers and outtakes I made up from the Thomas and the Magic Railroad movie.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Complete
Fetch, Boy! by NightlyOwl103 reviews
TFP. Starscream plays a little game of fetch with the Predacon dragon, in hopes that it would be tamed. Will he succeed? Oneshot. Warnings inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Predaking, Starscream - Complete
Songfic Double Feature: Wabash Cannonball-Wreck of the Old 97 by EDD17SP reviews
September 27, 1903- Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher operate the Southern Railway's Train 38 passenger service from New York southbound to Atlanta, picking up the consist of Southern Railway's Train 97 "Fast Mail" en route to Spencer, North Carolina. Rated T for character death. A touch of romance, and very realistic railroading operation, plus some historical fiction.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Phineas, Ferb, Django - Complete
Transformers Prime:Miami by TimeLordBud reviews
On the other side of the United States, there is a second Autobot team at work, These are the adventures of Elita-One and her team of specialists ,as they combat the Decpticon threat against South Beach and the surrounding Atlantic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,907 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Elita One
Exile by Zapwing reviews
Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,307 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Soundwave, Miko N.
Honor and Duty by BlackWolf219 reviews
Trapped in the Shadowzone, Jack must survive alongside the most unlikely of allies. Takes place after FlameWar.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,680 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jack D., Dreadwing - Complete
The Tail of Gravity Falls by PFTones3482 reviews
Yes, the title's stupid. Couldn't think of anything better. Sequel to The Secret Life of Candace. You should probably read that first. The Flynn-Fletchers go to Gravity Falls and stay with the Pines family. Dipper finds a new section to his book that he missed before, and it opens up a world of secrets. T for blood and evil mermaids...bwahaha.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,825 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Candace, Dipper P. - Complete
Transformers Prime: Backstage Pass by Kingstriker reviews
So what do the Autobots and Decepticons do while they are not doing the show? Time to find out by heading backstage to catch their crazy pranks, adventures and mistakes. This is your ticket to see just how the two groups really treat each other when they are not beating the crap out of each other.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
Danny Phantom: What She Wants by Aaron12 reviews
Valentine's Day is descending upon Casper High...and so has Desiree. Danny and the others have defeated her before, but when Desiree accidentally grants a wish made by Sidney Poindexter and frees him from his spectral school prison, he offers to help free her of her weakness to wishes. However, Sidney's assistance may end up freeing Desiree in more ways than one.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Danny F., Sam M.] [Desiree, Poindexter] - Complete
Megatronus the Matchmaker? by KithiaIsTheVillian reviews
We all know Megatron as the tougher-than-steel leader of the Decepticons, and when he was Megatronus as an inspiring leader. But when a certain Orion Pax and Ariel are two scared to talk to each other, sometimes a mech's gotta do what a mech's gotta do. One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Transformers: Return Of The Primes by KiloWhiskeyOscar reviews
Two years have passed since the loss of Optimus Prime, and now Rodimus Prime finds himself increasingly burdened by the pressures of leadership. But now his resolve will be put to the test when an ancient evil known as The Fallen attempts to escape his imprisonment and return to the physical universe. All hope could be lost, unless a legendary hero returns to face the darkness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 128,554 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime, Sentinel Prime, The Fallen - Complete
Weight of the World by brohne reviews
War has come to Earth and Optimus is determined to keep it from falling into Decepticon hands. He must fight not only Megatron but his own self doubt and fears as it seems he is destined to fail once again. Sequel to Fate is a Cruel Mistress.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
DW's Awful Christmas by WileE2005 reviews
My take on "Arthur's Perfect Christmas." D.W. was being an awful brat in the special, so I thought what if D.W. really DID get what she deserved for the holidays instead of Quackers?
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2012 - DW R., Arthur R. - Complete
A Life Spared by Wherever Girl reviews
In dedication to those who were lost in the Newton shooting, set in Calvin's POV. Please don't flame.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Calvin - Complete
Muted Screams by Wherever Girl reviews
The gang meets a girl in trouble... only problem is, she won't speak. Will they be able to solve the mystery behind this character, despite she won't say a word?
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Fate is a Cruel Mistress by brohne reviews
June Darby faces her worst fears in the aftermath of the Autobot's defeat. She and Wheeljack must save the gravely injured Prime while staying one step ahead of Megatron. Rated T for violence and language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,468 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Hot Rod's Punishment by Deerdevil reviews
Hot Rod faces an embarrassing punishment for misuse of the matrix.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hot Rod, Optimus Prime - Complete
Prime: the Beast Saga by DuskMoon15 reviews
Coauthored by me and brave kid. When the GroundBridge malfunctions and the kids go through it, they notice something strange. Miko's family lives in Jasper. Jack's mom is a vet. Raf's family is acting wierd. Most importantly, what happened to the Autobots? And why does an old native-american man tell stories of a giant white lion spirit that guards the town? (On indefinite hiatus.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
Autobot G1 Retirement Home by Prander reviews
The mileage is high on these old Autobots as they rust away the day. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack - Complete
Decepticon G1 Retirement Home by Prander reviews
It's been a looong time since 1984 and even though they have been replaced several times since by sleek new models and technology, the G1 Decepticon's still retain some of their old wicked ways. I hope this brings you all a smile. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Arcee's Bad Day by Prander reviews
Hope this gives ya a laugh! Contains harsh Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Arcee, Optimus Prime - Complete
One Last Time by JustAnotherMisfit13 reviews
When Calvin's daughter Katrina has monsters hiding under her bed, Calvin gives her a certain tiger to help protect her.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Sari Beyond Endgame by FictionFan1024 reviews
Takes place immediately after Endgame Part II. Sadly the series ended here, and among the loose ends, we are left to wonder what happened to Sari? Here is one possibility. I was always drawn not only to Sari's unique experiences as a technorganic, but also to the loving relationship she had between her and her father. I hope this is reflected in my story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,841 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
The Ceremony Which Got Wrecked by Dreamer Boy reviews
The Fat Controller attends a special event, which is being held just for him, to see the unveiling of something that has been created in his honour. Even with the Mayor of Sodor insulting him in front of the public here and there, all goes well - until Thomas comes along to ruin everything completely!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller, Thomas - Complete
Why the SLAG am I pink! by roxan1930 reviews
When Arcee wakes up she finds out thar someone has played a prank on her and that just pisses her off!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Arcee - Complete
Transformers Animated Til All Are One by Optimus524 reviews
This is my version of season 4 of TFA it starts just after the stunti-con job: Optimus Prime must fight a new darkness both old and new with new and old allies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
911 Tribute: Beast Wars Style by Bloodlustful reviews
When Tigatron and Airazor are brought to New York City in real world Earth, things seem nice enough...until terrorism strikes and leads to a tragedy in its own league. This is a fanfic tribute to every good person who lost his or her life on the tragic, horrible, scary and fateful day of September 11th, 2001.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Tigatron, Airazor - Complete
GROSS! by rugphan reviews
My version of how Calvin and Hobbes Get Rid Of Slimy girlS Club came to be. Slight CalvinxSusie.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Transformers Prime: FlameWar by BlackWolf219 reviews
She has been waiting for this moment. The moment when she would have her vengeance. Now the time has come for her to maker her target suffer the way she has all these years.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,522 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Alliance by Boldly Going Somewhere reviews
Set after Triage, Soundwave thought he was Megatron's most loyal servant that was honored by everyone, but when he is defeated by Arcee and Bulkhead, Knockout has taken revenge and convinced the Decepticons that he was dead. Soundwave now walks alone. Now, he can only rely on Slipstream, a Starscream clone, to return to the Decepticons. Soundwave/Slipstream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,096 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Soundwave, Slipstream - Complete
KANE by Bard the Kiwi reviews
Michael and KITT are stunned to find KANE, another smart car developed by the same scientist who built KARR, and asked to help with his development. But as testing gets underway it soon becomes clear that the scientist is holding a deep dark secret, and KANE may not be who he says he is...
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - KI2T, KARR - Complete
Autobot Party by ThreeInOne reviews
Sequel to Decepticons Gone Wild, name based off of Phineas and Ferb song "Candace Party". The Decepticons want revenge for the Autobots spreading that video of them all around the computer network. So, they decide to get even...by spiking their drinks! This can't end well. There is one couple if you want to know: BreakdownXAirachnid. Takes place after "Loose Cannons".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Soundwave's Tall Tales by Kingstriker reviews
TF: Prime. Soundwave is reminded of certain events in his past life but Starscream doesn't believe him. Will Soundwave be able to prove it, or is he really lying? Parody of Cars Toons: Mater's Tall Tales. Not all tales will be based on the actual episodes. TALE CHOOSING IS NOW CLOSED!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Fulfilling the Prophecy by Autobot-Ratchet reviews
"I think I'll name him…Optimus. Optimus Prime." Vorns ago, a prophecy was foretold. Now the Chosen One has been found, and will deliver their people from the slavery and corruption on Cybertron to a land full of promise. Mix of G1/Movie/Prime continuities - in other words, AU. Slavery and violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Soundwave Snaps by Kingstriker reviews
TF: Prime. Soundwave fails at trying to find silence on the Nemesis. How far can this seeker go before he blows? And will he find he's not the only one stressed out?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Soundwave, Bumblebee - Complete
Repent by HamhaPHKFan reviews
Arcee once again attempts to exact revenge on Airachnid, this time with dire consequences.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Airachnid - Complete
One by Mighty ANT reviews
Prime. A small town is leveled by the Decepticons. Optimus is left in the ruins. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
In Love and War by Blu Taiger reviews
Prelude to 'the Best Seven Years'. Calvin and Susie are assigned to work on a report about the Civil War. Calvin gets an idea to use the time box to see the War for real. The two of them then find themselves in a very different civil war.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,699 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
A Story Without a Happy Ending by Master Fwiffo reviews
A Transformers: Prime Fanfiction. The Wreckers attempt to protect a Decepticon Defector from a team of assassins...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Bulkhead - Complete
Transformers Animated: Chaos by xkatiexprimex reviews
Used to be 'Transformers Animated Season 4'. Don't get crazy. : The Autobots' celebration ends when someone comes to Cybertron. Rated for language and death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,341 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Wildlife From Beyond by garfieldodie reviews
Halloween Special. A strange nightmare is plaguing Calvin's sleep. Could it be that more life prowls in the woods at night than he thinks?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Calvin, Hobbes
The Crucible Alternate Ending by Catchick10 reviews
I had to create an alternate ending to The Crucible for Enlish class. I don't really like it, but I figured as long as I have it, I might as well post it :P A little OOC probably , I don't own any of the characters or anything. Rated T Just to be safe.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Let's Talk, Okay? by 09Lakersluva5088 reviews
When Valentine's Day comes up, Mrs.Darby decides to introduce the holiday to the Autobots. But when tragedies of the past cloud over the Autobots' moods, will June be able to show them hope and happiness? Will they get to be and have Valentines?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,156 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bumblebee, Arcee - Complete
Transformers: Til All Are One by KiloWhiskeyOscar reviews
For countless millenia, the Autobots and the Decepticons have waged a war for control of their home planet of Cybertron, and casualties have mounted on both sides. But a grave new threat has emerged: the Chaos Bringer known as Unicron. Now, the Transformers must call upon the one who will light their darkest hour in the face of this dangerous entity... or become one with the void.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,659 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hot Rod, Optimus Prime, Unicron - Complete
So the Bedtime Story by Pinky Jo Curlytail reviews
Kim tells her daughter a familiar-sounding fairy tale.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Jack and the Pack: Treasure of Mid Sodor by The Blue Engine reviews
The Pack has just recieved an important contract to help build a luxury hotel in the Arlesdale Forest. However, everything is not as it seems: their contractor has different intentions for the project and now the Pack is caught up in a deadly fight for treasure buried nearby, each member finding something that adds up to a decade old puzzle and a battle to save themselves
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Jack, Alfie, Kelly, Isabella - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Series SEASON FOUR by Swing123 reviews
The fourth season of Calvin and Hobbes: The Series. Now complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 226,154 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie REWRITTEN by Swing123 reviews
co-written with garfieldodie. Moe threatens Calvin to attend a summer camp for the sole purpose of beating him up. And after he and Hobbes arrive, they find themselves at the center of an alien invasion. COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Prank Calls by lady-warrioress reviews
Having been banned from Trick-or-treating, Sari is bored out of her mind and decides to pass some time by prank-calling her friends. Co-written with Tehmarishal
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sari S.
Transformers 3: Return to Cybertron by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Once again, Sam Witwicky is key to the survival of the Transformers. This time, the threat is the greatest the Autobots have ever known, and a vengeful Megatron is unlikely to help matters Post-ROTF SamxMikaela; Sequel is up: Branding of Neutrals
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
The Noodles and Subseqent Madness by Me reviews
Parody song of what the Noodle Incident may have been. Tune of "The Wreck of the Ednund Fitzgerald." Sorry, no time to do a whole story on this, but this lets you use your imagination, as this whole fandom inspires us to do.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Series SEASON THREE by Swing123 reviews
Co written with Garfieldodie. The third season of the Calvin and Hobbes TV show. Includes TV movies, holiday specials and and gripping season finale. Complete. PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 190,342 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Ghost Child and the Ghostbusters by Agent-G reviews
The mayor decides to call in professionals to deal with all the ghosts in his city and calls in the Ghostbusters, meanwhile Vlad may have just raised up a new evil unlike he and Danny have ever faced. Crossover with The Real Ghostbusters.
Crossover - Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,973 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Series SEASON TWO by Swing123 reviews
co written with garfieldodie. The Calvin and Hobbes TV show. Includes holiday specials, two parters, TV movies, a shocking season finale and a fun filled Bonus Chapter! SEASON TWO COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,235 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Calvin & Hobbes: The Series SEASON ONE by Swing123 reviews
Co written with Garfieldodie. The Calvin and Hobbes television show. Twenty episodes to a season. Includes holiday specials, TV movies, and a dramatic season finale! PLEASE R&R! SEASON ONE COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,622 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
A Wierd Day by CrazyRabidPony reviews
It's no ordinary day on the Island of Sodor. Everyone is acting... wierd. WARNING: This parody was created from the depths of my demented mind. Read at your own risk of... something... Mwahahahahahahaha!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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Transformers Lifeline reviews
The war for Cybertron has come to a stalemate, but a project started by the Decepticons has made the Transformers move off world after a rich supply of Energon. Now on planet Earth the war between the Autobots and Decepticons begins anew. Nothing is as it seems Note: This is my own Take on Transformers
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 7/1/2014
Facing the Past reviews
While on a mission in upstate New York, an old face from Strong arm's days in the academy appears on earth. Will Strong arm let her emotions could her judgement, or will her former friend discover why it's not a good idea to tick her off.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/13 - Complete
Fallen Angel: Pariah reviews
Sequel to TheBossBot's Fallen Angel. and a Christmas gift Optimus Prime and Starblossom have been spark mates for over a year now, and as a new Challenge as at the same time, a figure from Cybertron's past emerges, who seeks to destroy them both
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Optimus Prime
Shakespeare in the Laser tag Arena reviews
Two young lovers find themselves facing a betrayal that will fracture their world and relationship and lead them in a fight to the death. And here you thought that Laser Tag wasn't taken seriously
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15 - Bumblebee, Sari S. - Complete
Something Else reviews
While alone at Unit:E base, Jack and Miko have a little discussion. Fluff yes, fluff AND ONLY FLUFF!. JackXMiko Don't like don't read
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15 - Jack D., Miko N.
Imagination Under Fire reviews
Calvin, Hobbes and Co may have won The Imagination War, but the fight for Imagination is not over, an organization rises from the shadows of the past, an old foe returns and Imagination is threatened once more. (Renamed because this is a more accurate title)
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,259 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Of Scarves and Gnomes reviews
In the Vein of the comics an adventure begins as Calvin deals with a Scarf and Hobbes Deals with some gnomes.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Complete
Deadly Energey reviews
A New Substance is found just outside Tremerton, and now Jenny finds out that a lot of people are wanting to get their hands on it, especially those with a sinister purpose, a battle like never before is going to erupt, and in the end, One Shall Stand and One Shall Fall!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9, Brad - Complete
A Promise reviews
Dedicated to those who have lost their lives to cancer, and my friend PrimesSPARROW On a Young woman's deathbed a friend makes a promise and a deal that he intends to keep.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Complete
Transformers Animated Season 4:Brothers in Arms reviews
Years Ago Sunstreaker went down with a Decepticon ship and was thought dead. Now he has shown up On earth, half crazed and believing hat Everyone is a Decepticon. Sideswipe finds himself heading to earth to save the life of his brother
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Holiday One Shots! Transformers
PArt of my 7 Days of One Shots, the collection of the TF One Shots, these will be less than 1,000 as a challenge to myself
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,309 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Complete
The Girl, the Gunman, and the (Former) Warmonger reviews
*TRIBUTE TO THE NEWTOWN SHOOTING* A gunman has entered a school, and will not stop until all are dead. But someone else stops him first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Complete
Nemesis Prime Rising reviews
When Dark Energon is fused with the body of Nemesis Prime, the autobots find themselves fighting against an enemy that they never expected to have to fight again. Only the strong will survive the night, and only one Prime shall walk away alive
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Nemesis Prime, Bulkhead - Complete
I mourn reviews
2,996 Dead..and Optimus Prime feels that he could have done more on a day that an enemy became an ally even it if it was for selfish reasons. TRIBUTE TO THOSE LOST IN THE 9/1 TERRORIST ATTACKS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Soundwave's attempted Revenge reviews
FOR Prime'sSPARROW* Soundwave tires to get his revenge upon the Autobots..will he succeed or will he flop harder than The Fallen did?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Soundwave - Complete
The Sludge that Wheeljack Made reviews
Where were Bee, Sari, Bulkhead, and Optimus during this is why I hate Machines? Answer: screwing with an invention that Wheeljack made..luckily it didn't blow Ratchet on the other hand...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bumblebee, Sari S., Bulkhead - Complete
I am Home Thoughts of the Last Predacon reviews
Predaking's thoughts upon seeing Cybertron restored. *Short fic but still a good read*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Giving and Understanding reviews
Arcee and Wheeljack give each other things that mean the world to them. WJ/Cee if ya squint, Simi Sequel to Autobot Burping Contest and Smokescreen's dress prank..if ya squint.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Arcee - Complete
The Reason reviews
Their Creator finally gives them the reason about their runs end.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
DARKWING DUCK: THE MOVIE reviews
An Evil from the Future Comes to St Canard in the Present, to right the "wrong" done by the Mallard Family
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Darkwing Duck - Complete
Fanatic's Transformers Cyber Missions reviews
I worte these because I needed to write some short sotires for Inspiration. *Real Summery* When the Deceptiocns Kidnap two Autobots, using PCC technolgy the Autobots race to recover their aillies at the same time discovring more than just two Decpeticon Combinders
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
The Imagination War reviews
When Imagination comes to life, and wreaks havoc on our world. It is up to a boy and a tiger to set things right
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,289 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Five Short Tales about Life reviews
Hobbes puts some things into perspective for Calvin, who is feeling frustrated, abut when Hobbes get's frustrated he finds that he himself needs a little perspective as well
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
3 Dead, Over 140 Injured, and 1 Dead Decepticon reviews
In memory of those killed in Boston. Optimus muses over the Tragedy at Boston and his role in the event.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
Smokescreen's Dress Prank reviews
SEQUEL TO AUTOBOT BURPING CONTEST! Smokescreen tries to get Revenge on Arcee and Miko but it doesn't turn out like he plans, and Optimus Prime Sings to his Rubber Ducky Army (Rated T just in case) NEW CHAPTER ADDED! Arcee has some trouble with her dress and helping Ratchet fix the Ground-bridge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Arcee, Miko N. - Complete
Autobot Burping Contest reviews
The Autobots of Transformers Prime Have a Burping Contest... need i Say more than that? Oh and they cause Mass Devastation and/Or Panic in the Process
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Arcee - Complete
Insanity reviews
Wheeljack has a new experiment, and he is dying to try it out, but during a Decepticon attack, something goes wrong, now the autobots have a tough mission ahead of them, Stopping one of their own before he decimates the planet. DISCOUNTED, GOING UNDER REWRITE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Wheeljack
Transformers Prime: Revaluation reviews
Bludgeon has come to earth with an army bent on one thing.. take over of the Decepticons and this planets destruction Wraith of the Shadow Sequel
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Optimus Prime
Breaking Down The Randomness Wall reviews
A Sub series to WG's Wal Mart Story. WHere ANYTHING CAN HPPEN AND EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Orion Pax: Old Lady Librarian reviews
Steve pulls a prank, and Ends up in a Dress, while Orion ends up looking like an old lady
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Big Macs instead of Poison reviews
A Parody featuring , Big Macs, Twilight Bashing, and...Baysplosions!
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Romeo, Juliet - Complete
Transformers Animated: Trypticon Jailhouse Rock reviews
(Song fic) Blitzwing tires to cheer up the inmates with a little earth song. Megatron REALLY wishes Optimus Prime had Offlined him (Funnier than the Description says)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Blitzwing - Complete
Twas the night before Mom and Dad Almost ruined Christmas for Calvin reviews
The title says itself, based on an old Calvin and Hobbes Comic
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Calvin - Complete
The Dwarf of Detroit
A legend from the past, returns to Haunt Detroit in the future
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Bumblebee, Sari S. - Complete
The Case of the Dead Doll reviews
Another Average day for Tracer Bullet
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Calvin - Complete
What Now? reviews
The Question that has been asked many times...what would the villain feel if he finally defeated the hero?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Transformers Prime: Wrath of the Shadow reviews
Meagtron has brought to earth a legendary decepticon with a single mission, Bring him the head of Jackson darby.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Remains of an Amry reviews
The tale of Thundercraker as he leads a band of the remaining decepticons after DOTM. But a coup is rising in the shadows to take command. And the return a thought to be dead Face-less con will change everything. Frist in a DOTM realted series
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
Beast Machines One Shot : It Never Ends
A Former theart to cybertron prepairs to make a comeback
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Galvatron - Complete