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hi my name's sophie and I destroyed all remnants of the weeaboo phase but bruce campbell still won't acknowledge my existence

i like star wars and the evil dead trilogy

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Butler & Jedi by Paxloria reviews
This one-shot is a KUROSHISUJI & STAR WARS crossover with Ciel and Sebastian. Having seen all there was to see on Earth & in Hell the 2 deside to go on a journey in search of new & interesting worlds. The first people they meet are the Jedi & the Sith.
Crossover - Star Wars & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Ciel P.
101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jar Jar B. - Complete
Harry S Plinkett and the New Jedi Order by Onimiman reviews
More Plinkett fun for the whole family! Watch as the great Harry S., who has given us wonderful reviews of the Star Wars prequels, Indiana Jones 4, Titanic, Baby's Day Out, and Kevin Bacon, tortures two of your most beloved female role model heroes in the Star Wars EU, Jaina Solo Fel and Tahiri Veila, into pitiful messes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Jaina S., Tahiri V. - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Afterglow by Claire1976 reviews
Han and Leia share a tender post-coital moment after deciding to start a family. Follows the novel Tatooine Ghost.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Change of Heart by Zyra M reviews
A missing moment from "Tatooine Ghost" after Leia tells Han that she wants to have children. Previously published on the Han and Leia fanfic writers blog.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The picture of Sebastian Michaelis by PerfectImpersonation reviews
An artist's brush, a liar's tongue, a luster's heart and noble's secret. As pleasure and passion become more desperately sought after, the perfect image becomes more than a necessity. When Sebastian is swept into a social whirlwind by the charismatic Earl Ciel Phantomhive, a soul seems a decent bargain price for eternal youth. Based on Oscar Wilde's 'Dorian Gray'.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
No Whining Allowed by jzhanfan reviews
A humorous re-do of the original trilogy featuring all the usual suspects. A mother-daughter fan fiction collaboration in which Luke is not rescued on Hoth but suffers life-altering injuries instead... and the SW galaxy becomes a Whine-Free Zone. Rated K for a few mild expletives and excessive use of alliteration.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Leia O., Luke S. - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Sweet Poison by cureandcontagion reviews
LxCake? It's obviously the best ship in the whole world. Please, please don't take this seriously.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - L - Complete
Interlude by kanani81 reviews
Missing Moment: Leia's thoughts during the night on Bespin
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The Girlfriend to Keep the Secret Identity by LynnisaMystery reviews
A late movie night leaves Tony listing why he had to reveal his secret identity, based off his own parallels to Batman. Pepper, still skeptical and a voice of reason, counters his points. References both IM2 and The Dark Knight, though it's not necessary to have watched the latter. Implied Pepperony "Don't date my villains."
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
I don't care by akeara4 reviews
Happy wheels fic. A monologue of Irresponsible Dad's son.
Happy Wheels - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
Never mention that fruit in my presence by AlwaysInADream reviews
People need to understand, statements like 'How long until there is trip/melon mpreg fanfiction' are like CHALLENGES to me.
Façade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Trip - Complete
You're Gonna Be Fine by Kelsey Black reviews
The night after the first meeting, White takes Orange for a drink.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
HoloStalking by LynnisaMystery reviews
Holo-Stalking: noun The act of stalking someone/something via the Holo Net. One-Shot about Padme and Anakin before they meet up again in AoTC, just proving that they most certainly thought of each other over the years.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by blue paper hearts reviews
Because some things fit together perfectly. Short little fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Watari and Tanaka are HOMIES, yo by kaaaaarl reviews
Because really, It should have been blindingly obvious that Tanaka and Watari are homies. CRACK. Death Note & Kuroshitsuji crossover. Short oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Watari, Tanaka - Complete
Diary of a Wandering Princess by suezahn reviews
A slightly different take on the trip to Bespin. This doesn't fit any particular storyline; it's just a bit of fun. Hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think. Updated all chapters 08/14/11 to fix typos and stuff. Won 2012 MediaWest*Con Fan Q Award for Best Star Wars Story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Boba Fett and the One Ring by Ryth76 reviews
Boba Fett receives an assignment to destroy the One Ring after crashing in Middle-Earth.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Boba Fett, Frodo B. - Complete
Han Solo and the Princess by LASOS reviews
The five times Han Solo proposes to Leia Organa.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Matters of Time by LASOS reviews
Set immediately after ESB, Luke and Leia. Because they both lost so much at Bespin. Rated T to be safe. Implied HSLO.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Leia O., Luke S. - Complete
Restless Spaces by Ivylore reviews
Moments alone on a quiet ship.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Chewie Knew by BrienneofThrace reviews
Post ROTJ While Han and Leia tease and goof around playfully, Chewie thinks back to their rough beginning and wonders how they ever made it to this point. HanLeia
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete