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Are you happy ? (happiness starts at 0:40 )

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Don't question me. Just... Watch it.

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HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

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Salut! Je suis Pelage de Fleur (aussi connue sous le nom de Garance). Mon âge? Je te le dirais pas.Mon adresse non plus d'ailleurs.Nah.

Je suis une fan de...*compte sur ses doigts*... Okami,La Guerre Des Clans, Hetalia,Tara Duncan,Pokémon et Percy Jackson.Et j'aime les crêpes. (Mais ça n'a rien avoir.)

Hi! I'm Flowerfur (also know as Garance). My age? I won't tell ya. Neither my adress.

I'm a fan of... Okami, Warriors, Tara Duncan, Hetalia, Pokemon and Percy Jackson.And I love pancakes. (But this have nothing to do with)

Si tu lis mon profil, sache que je fais des updates assez souvent! Donc... Si tu cherche un "Copie et colle dans ton profil", tu peut venir ici, mon profil est une vraie mine.

Y'know, I often update my profil. So, if you want a "copy and paste" thing, come here. It's a real mine here.

Oh! Et n'hésitez pas à m'envoyer un MP. Même sans aucune raison. J'adore les MP random. Alors, que ce soit pour me demander quand je vais mettre mon histoire à jour, ce que je pense d'un pairing ou savoir si j'aime les pâtes, hésitez pas! Vraiment!

Oh! And don't hesitate to send me a PM. Even without reason. I LOVE random PM. So, if it's for asking when my Fanfic will be updated, what I think about a pairing or if I like pastas (PASTAAAA), don't hesitate! Really!

Ah, et sachez que mon âme a été brisée en un million de petits morceaux à cause Osana Reimu / Reireimu. Juste pour que vous le sachiez. *Snif*

Ah, and I'll let you know that my soul is now gone forever, broken into billions and billions of littles pièces by Osana Reimu/ Reireimu. *sniffle*

STOOOOOP! Pour lire la suite, je vous conseille une petite bande son, histoire que ce ne soit pas trop ch...embêtant.

Donc...allez sur youtube, et tapez ça dans la barre d'adresse:

watch?v=6wEx0h_yuzQ (Why, Rascal flats. OUI, je sais que cette vidéo est un speedpaint! La regardez pas si vous voulez pas, c'est juste la musique qui interesse.)

watch?v=5TI18KxwbMk (Firework, Katy Perry. Oui, j'écoute quand même un peu quelques chansons récente.)

watch?v=6pMgwjhJBAc&feature=related (Ushiwaka's appereance, Okami. C'est le meilleur jeu qui existe, sérieux.)

watch?v=IRx9gnY0Mp0&feature=related (Reset [Thank you, Okami. Franchement, ce jeu, il est super.)

watch?v=KiKHcPprzio&feature=related (Keep'em guessing, Mulan. (Scène coupée). La chanson commence à 1 minute à peu près. Elle est juste...EPIQUE, quoi. Il y a pas de mots. En plus, c'est Mushu qui chante. Deux bonnes raisons pour l'écouter.)

watch?v=oguYEZgj49o (Mein Gott, piano version. La vache, J'ADORE cette musique. Version originale, version piano, heck même version grincements j'adorerais si ça existais. Et pis c'est Prussia quoi. Aaaaaah...)

watch?v=zA_4l4z9qFw (We are one [Nous sommes un, du Roi Lion 2] version Norvégienne. J'adorais la VF. Vraiment. Et puis je suis tombée là dessus grâce aux vidéos multilanguage d'Hetalia. Et là... Wow. Juste...Wow. La voix de Simba quoi.)

watch?v=AUUoKYUGuPU (Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo, full version. C'est la musique de fin d'Hetalia saison 5. Et Italie est trop mignon.)

watch?v=W8aDeMDiiFg (MEILLEURE. VIDEO. AU. MONDE. Une heure, une minute et huit secondes de remixs de U.N Owen was her. C'est merveilleux.)

watch?v=hQv6ZyWeXYo (La fonction de Komachi. Cette chanson est géniale... mais trop courte ! Sérieux, faut une version d'au moins deux minutes...)

watch?v=1Join9bi95k (Septette for the dead princess, remix par Iosys. ASDGFJHKGKJ)

watch?v=j-z1A_XKLr8 (Though the scent lingers, the flowers scattered. C'est l'intro de "Fantasy Kaleidoscope", qui est l'autre fanime très connu de Touhou avec "A summer day's dream". Perso, je préfère le premier.)

watch?v=5D-QPDGhCtM (I am the doctor : 11th doctor's theme. ASGJFB JHB.)

watch?v=k-SBNgu1hO4 (This is Gallifrey: Our childhood, our home. Aaaaaaah... C'est tellement...Je trouve pas de mots.)

/watch?v=Oox3T0mP9Yk (Yume Nikki : Save Screen arrangment. Cette musique est juste merveilleuse.)

/watch?v=VUGlC8WOQt0 (Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective OST: Informing about the parting. Vous n'avez absolument AUCUNE idée d'à quel point cette scène m'a fait pleurer. POURQUOI, YOMIEL? POURQUOI? )

/watch?v=mFXOJ1mkKtI (Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective OST : The last desperate struggle. Cette musique. Elle est cool.)

/watch?v=w6xMvGbwT7I (Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective OST : A targeted red-head. Cette musique. Elle est cool aussi.)

/watch?v=pYb8ux67W2E (TwitchPlaysPokemon song by Tai Reflections. La musique est géniale, et c'est un fait par un français en plus!)

Si vous me cherchez, voilà une petite liste des fandoms où vous pouvez me trouver:

If you search me, here is a list of fandoms where you can find me:

Fandoms que je visite au moins une fois par jour(Fandoms that I visit every day):

-Okami

-La guerre des Clans / Warriors

-Hetalia

- Pokémon

- Doctor Who

Fandoms que je visite une à quatre fois par semaine (Fandoms that I visit once to four times a week) :

- Le royaume des chats / The cat returns

- Les chroniques de Kane / Kane chronicles

- Le château ambulant / Howl's moving castle

Fandoms que je visite une à quatre fois par mois (Fandoms that I visit once to four times a month) :

- Princesse Mononoké / Princess Mononoke

- Seekers

Voilà, maintenant, vous savez où me trouver!

... J'ai envie d'ajouter une catégorie totalement inutile qui n'interesse que moi: Mon fandoms du moment.

Je m'explique: Parfois, j'ai un énorme coup de coeur pour un fandoms quelconque. Ce qui fait que je ne visite plus aucuns des autres du tout. Sauf celui d'Okami. Parce que je ne peut PAS me passer du Fandoms d'Okami. Bref... La plupart du temps, vu que je suis une désespérante romantique, ça se déclenche à cause d'un pairing que j'aime beaucoup. Au point d'oublier d'envoyer un devoir important de SVT par e-mail et le faire très tard. (Non, non, ça ne vient absolument pas de m'arriver...) Eeeenfin bref.

Fandom du moment: Petit test ! Si je vous dit "OBJECTION!", "Zvarri!" et "pas plus de 17 tasses de café", vous me répondez...?

Phoenix wright, bien sûr! Sache que si vous avez répondu quoi que ce soit d'autre, vous tombez très bas dans mon estime. Bref...

C'est venu en jouant à Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney (Ce jeu est génial, BTW) :je me suis rendue compte que les parties "procès" étaient les plus drôles, à la fois en gamelplay et en dialogue ("NEMEREGARDEZPASNEMEREGARDEZPAS! SANS MES LUNETTES JE NE PEUT PAS VOIR ET NE VEUT PAS ÊTRE VU!"...Lol.)

J'ai donc commandé Ace Attorney et Justice for All par Amazon. Et EVIDEMENT, je suis déjà fan d'un couple.

Petit test N2 ! Si je vous dit "Pearl", "You're her special someone, right ?!?" et... Et... Euh...

"HE CROSSED A FREAKIN BURNING BRIDGE READY TO BREAK JUST ABOVE A RUSHING RIVER FOR HER AND HE WASN'T EVEN SURE SHE WAS HURT DAMMIT"

VOUS ME DITES QUEL PAIRING?

(Hint: C'est pas NaruMitsu.)

Fandoms du moment précédent (euh...)(dans l'ordre) : Pokémon (OcxDialga), Okami (AmmyxWaka), Zelda (Beaucoup trop de pairing à mettre), Artemis Fowl (ArtemisxHolly), Hetalia (PrussiaxHunga...Prussia à lui tout seul en fait.), re-Pokémon (Ferriswheelshipping), re-Hetalia (Danmark, GerIta, FrUk), re-re-Pokémon (Rolandshipping,Moonringshipping,Soulsilvershipping), Touhou (YukaRem, PachuMari, ParseexYuugi, KomachixEiki, SakuyaxRemilia), re-re-re Pokémon (Crystalshipping), Doctor Who (Trop de trucs, mais ils sont tous dans ma liste de pairings plus bas.), re-Zelda (GhiraFi), Ghost Trick (Sizzlin' (Sissel/Lynne), Cabanela/Jowd, Jeego/Tengo, Yomiel/Cabanela, Yomiel/fiancée!Sissel ), TF2 (l'amitié entre les 9, Spy/Sniper), re-re-re-re Pokémon (Lacewoodshipping)

Ok! Peut être que je devrais faire la liste des différents accounts que j'ai:

Fanfiction.net: Flowerfur (Ici)

Youtube: Petalstream (Pas besoin de mettre de liens, j'ai pas de chaine)

DeviantArt: Cherrystream2 ( http://cherrystream2.deviantart.com/ )


Warriors Strange Names Copy, Paste, and Answer (Bon...Je sais pas le traduire ça.)

1) Ecrit ci-dessous tes 5 chats préférés de La Guerre des Clans dans le désordre!

1) Etoile de Feu

2) Plume Grise

3) Feuille de Houx (HollyLeaf)

4) Museau Cendré

5) Croc Jaune

2) Que pense-tu d'un nom avec le début de celui de N1 et la fin de celui de N4?

Etoile Cendrée? Waw.Pas mal.

3) Tu penserais appeler un chat avec le début du nom de N2 et la fin du nom de N3 dans une de tes histoires?

Plume de Houx? Euh...Non.Un peu bizarre.

4) Rirais-tu d'un chat qui aurait le début du nom de N5 et la fin du nom de N2?

Croc Gris? *réfléchit* Hmm...Ca dépend si je suis d'une humeur à rire facilement ou pas.

5) De quel genre serait une histoire avec un chat avec le début du nom de N1 et la fin du nom de N5?

Etoile Jaune... Parodie.Ou Aventure.

6) Comment appelerais-tu une histoire avec un chat qui a la fin du nom de N2 et le début du nom de N1 et un autre avec le début du nom de N3 et la fin du nom de N5 ?

Etoile Grise et Feuille Jaune - Les aventures de Patte Grise et Patte Jaune! X)

7) Ecrit une prophécie signifiant qu'un chat avec le début du nom de N1 et la fin du nom de N3 sauvera le Clan des chiens.

Etoile de Houx - Le houx se fanera en sauvant le clan de la menace qui approche... (...Je suis nulle pour les prophécies.)

8) Comment un chat avec la fin du nom de N4 et le début du nom de N2 aura l'air?

Plume Cendrée - chatte gris-clair avec des rayures gris foncé.

9) Que peut tu dire d'un chat qui a la fin du nom de N3 et le début du nom de N 1 juste par son nom?

Etoile de Houx - Chatte noire aux yeux verts foncés,elle est chef depuis peu et fait passer son clan avant sa famille (et même avant sa vie)

10) Est-ce-que tu pense que quelqu'un a utilisé un nom avec le début de celui de N1 et la fin de celui de N4?

Etoile Cendrée : Non...Je pense pas.

Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors! Random?

1. Half Moon

2. Jayfeather

3. Hollyleaf

4. Firestar

5. Fallen leaves

6. Lionblaze

7. Squirrelflight

8. Cinderpelt

9. Cinderheart

10. Willowbreeze

11. Crookedstar

12. Mapleshade

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Lionblaze/Crookedstar- Ew! Never!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Firestar- *fangirl scream*

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Mapleshade and Cinderpelt- Oh! It would be SO funny X)

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Cinderheart- A lot.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Jayfeather/Lionblaze- NEVER.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Fallen leaves/ Cinderheart or Fallen leaves/ Willowbreeze- I love the first one!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Squirrelflight walking in Jayfeather and Cinderpelt kissing- A lot of yowl, claws, and other stuff. :D

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Hollyleaf/Willowbreeze- Hollyleaf just died in the battle against the Dark Forest. When she's in Starclan, she's isolate from the others because of Ashfur, until she run in a certain she-cat who is furious after her mate...

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Half moon/ Cinderpelt- Gosh. I hope no.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Squirrelflight/ Mapleshade- Unhappy life.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Hollyleaf- Uh... Yeah, I think.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

...I think I know someone who wrote something about Crookedstar.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Jayfeather/Firestar/Fallen leaves- YAY! RANDOM! No, I don't think so. ;)

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Willowbreeze- River/Wind forever! or I love you, Crookedstar!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Cinderpelt- Hm...Teardrops on my guitar- Taylor Swift (She must be beautiful, that girl he talks about. And she got everything I have to live without!) about... Yeah, you guessed it. Firestar and Sandy.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Half Moon/Lionblaze/Mapleshade- Be careful! Fanfic really, really Random (with a big R)!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Willowbreeze: Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: What.

Willobreeze: I love you.

Jayfeather: SORRY?!?

Willowbreeze: HAHAHA! Just kidding, guy.

Jayfeather: ... *Facepaw*

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Half moon and Cinderpelt are in a happy relationship until Fallen Leaves runs off with Cinderheart. After Cinderpelt dumps Half Moon for Mapleshade, Lionblaze gets upset and retaliates by dating Mapleshade. Alone and broken-hearted, Half Moon travels in search of a friend. Finally, Half Moon meets Firestar and Squirrelflight. The three loners meet Willowbreeze, who tells each of them to look for love. Firestar find Hollyleaf,Squirrelflight gets Crookedstar (Oh! Willow will regret what she said.), but now Half moon is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Lionblaze and Jayfeather (Choose Jay, Halfy! Choose Jay!)

... Oh god. What an amazing, random and epic story.

19) What would be a good title for this?

The epic and random love story!

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Romance/ Humor

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Jay-jay is epic.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Corentin.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? G

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Laura

7. Your favorite number? 5

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that people could be more generous.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. (EW! No, never! He's my cousin!)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. (True :3 )

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (...No.)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (...Oh no.)

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long butthe memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. (...R-Really?)

6. This person is your best friend. (Well...True.)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (...No. It's my lucky charm number.)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. (True! YAY!)

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (True.)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

You know you are obbsesed with warriors when-

You put your friends in the one of the four clans.

You give your friends/family warrior-like names, like 'Rippletail' or 'Sunfoot'.

Become angry when they are confused about the warrior-like names.

You tell your friend/family member that they are acting like a certain character for no apparent reason.

…Don't explain who the character is.

Instead of naming your cat with a normal cat name, you give it a warrior like name.

You count your cat's age in moons, not months and years.

Whenever you see a silver cat, whether it be in the pound, the petstore or anywhere, you cry 'Feathertail! I knew you were alive!'

…When somebody asks who Feathertail is, get all offended, and start crying, 'Oh god, you didn't know?'

Feel bad for Stormfur for losing his sister.

Hiss whenever somebody says or you read Tigerstar's name.

You divide up the house in the four territories. Get mad and say 'Get out of my territory, you tresspasser!', whenever your siblings walk into your room.

When you read a characters death, you get teary.

You've read 'Warriors' so many times, you can recite it from memory.

When sombody misquotes the series, you correct them immidiately.

You also correct the person immidiately when they say a name wrong.

You only answer to the warrior name you were bestowed on the warriors site name maker.

You make people call you the warrior name, even if it sounds stupid.

Call your friends/family members their respective warrior name, even if they hate it or won't respond Instead of saying, 'I'm from Los Angeles' (or where ever you may live), say your 'I'm Rippletail of ThunderClan' (or whatever your name/clan you got from the name generator)

Your favourite internet site (besides Fanfiction, lol) is the Warriors site.

You compare your friends/family members to cats in the series.

You describe your self as a cat, not a human.

People are afraid of your obsession of Warriors.

You've written a book report or two on one of the books.

It scares you to think that there is a person who hasn't read Warriors.

You forced….er, got your friends/family members into reading at least one book of the series.

When someone mentions how obsessive you are about the books as a bad thing, you take it as a compliment.

You refer to Warriors in conversations on a daily basis. You've written Warriors fanfiction when you were really supposed to do homework.

Your Warriors fanfiction is longer than any essay you've ever written

You've called your teacher 'a cruel leader'.

…to their face.

Instead of saying 'Oh my god!' you say, 'Great StarClan!'

You insult people by calling them a stupid furball.

You wonder why people aren't insulted by being called a stupid furball

You quote any and every character at the weirdest times.

You tried to start a 'Warriors Lovers club' at school. It probably failed, and you got angry.

You are waiting for the series to be translated into another language, to give you an excuse to go to the bookstore and get the book.

You often say to yourself, "What would Bluestar do?" when you come across a tough decision.

You tried to start a Warriors blog on the internet.

There are multiple Harry Potter fansites, and you wonder why there is only one Warriors fansite.

You can relate to five things on this list.

You read the whole list.

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.

(Et...Encore une fois!)

Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors! Random?

1. Firestar

2. Hollyleaf

3. Sandstorm

4. Dustpelt

5. Jayfeather

6. Sol

7. Mapleshade

8. Thistelclaw

9. Yellowfang

10. Tigerstar

11. Cinderheart

12. Fallen Leaves

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Sol/Cinderheart - No, but I suddenly have an idea... :D

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Dustpelt- No.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Fallen Leaves/Thistleclaw - Funny stuff

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

A lot!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Hollyleaf/Sol- Yeah! It's one of my favourite couples!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Jayfeather/Yellowfang or Jayfeather/Tigerstar - Rather the first one X)

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Mapleshade walking in on Hollyleaf and Thistleclaw kissing - Holly and Thistle would be killed. Thistle can be dead, I don't care, but NOT HOLLY!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Sandstorm/Tigerstar - Fireheart just unveiled the terrible plans of Tigerclaw. Sandstorm think about her banished clanmate... One-shot.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Firestar/Yellowfang - They were good friends... I will search if they are some fics about them.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Mapleshade/Fallen Leaves - Lost

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Sandstorm- Yeah.

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Cinderheart-Uh...No.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Hollyleaf/Dustpelt/Jayfeather- NO.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Tigerstar- I will kill everybody!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Thistleclaw- Uh...I really don't have a clue. I'll search, and update when I'll find it.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Firestar/Sol/Fallen Leaves - Be careful! This-is-RANDOOOOM!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Tigerstar: Hey, Holly!

Hollypaw: Stop calling me Holly. My name is Hollypaw.

Tigerstar: Yeah,yeah. Wanna train with me? I will teach you stuff, like how to beat a fox!

Hollypaw: NEVER! THAT'S AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *began to yell at Tigerstar that he is broking the warrior code and other stuff.*

Tigerstar:...Okay, wake up. *scarred for life*

And that's why Tigerstar never trained Hollyleaf in the Dark Forest.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Firestar and Thistleclaw are in a happy relationship until Jayfeather runs off with Yellowfang. After Thisteclaw dumps Firestar for Fallen Leaves, Sol gets upset and retaliates by dating Fallen Leaves. Alone and broken-hearted, Firestar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Firestar meets Dustpelt and Mapleshade . The three loners meet Tigerstar, who tells each of them to look for love. Dustpelt finds Sandstorm, Mapleshade gets Cinderheart , but now Firestar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Sol and Hollyleaf !

19) What would be a good title for this?

The amazing random story.

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Humor/adventure

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Holly is epic. But less epic than Jay-jay.

The warrior name I got from the offical warrior cat site:

Fuzzypath

If I was a warrior, my name would be...

Flowerfur, Goldenfeather or Appleheart

If I was a medicine cat, my name would be...

Moonlight

If I was a leader, my name would be...

Moonstar or Starstar ( X) )

If I was a tribe cat, my name would be...

Water reflecting the stars (Water)

If I was Erin Hunter, would I own warriors?

Yeah!

If I was a warrior from the book , i would be...

Squirrelflight. She's so...herself! :D

If I was a medicine cat from the book, i would be...

Jay-jay, of course.

If I was a leader from the book, i would be...

Crookedstar, Mistystar or Bramblestar.

If I was a tribe cat from the book , i would be...

Half Moon. I love her :D

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (WHAT KIND OF BLASPHEMY IS THAT)

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Total: 4

Hahaha. Ca m'étonne pas.

1} Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Vision:

"Celui-ci poussa le chaton un peu plus loin dans les..."

2} Stretch out your left arm as far as you can. What can you touch?

Ma souris d'ordi. X)

3} What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Le JT. Je crois.

4} Without looking, guess what time it is.

20h45

5} What is the actual time?

20h49. Pas loin!

6} With exception of the computer, what can you hear?

La télé, mes parents en train de parler.

7} What is the last time you stepped outside? Why?

Il y a plusieurs heures, pour aller faire des courses avec ma mère.

8} Before starting this survey, what is the last thing you did?

J'ai regardé le Point Culture sur les chats. Trop drôle.

9} What are you wearing?

Un pull rose, un jean noir et des chaussettes violettes et mauves avec des fleurs. Woooow.

10} Did you dream last night?

Euh...Non.

11} When did you last laugh?

Il y a une heure (je crois). Une blague que ma mère m'as dit.

12} What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Des post-it. BEAUCOUP de post-it. Des paroles de musique, une photo de moi, des pubs, une horloge, une enveloppe (WTF) et un dessin de chat que j'ai fait. Deux. *se retourne*. Trois en faite. Et...NON, je ne suis pas dans ma chambre! Je suis dans le bureau. Yep yep.

13} Seen anything weird lately?

Une voiture rose. Fuschia. Avec des fleurs. Brr. *frissone*

14} What do you think of this quiz?

Marrant.

15} What is the last film you saw?

Thor. J'aime ce film, il est pas mal! (Certainement mon naturel à aimer les pairings... Faut voir la fin du film pour comprendre.)

16} If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

TOUT les jeux et TOUT les consoles qui existent. GEEK FOREVER!

17} Tell me something that I don't know.

Si t'as pas d'amis, prend un curly! Si t'as trop d'amis, prend un fusil! ...Hahaha. Je savais pas quoi mettre, alors...Eh.

18} If you could change anything in the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Je créerais les pokémons. Sérieux.

19} Do you like to dance?

Ouais!

20} What is the first thing you think of when you hear: a}heart b} straw c }applesauce

A) Un coeur, B) Un épouvantaille, 3)Du jus de pomme. Bah quoi...Vous vous attendiez à quoi?

21} What would you name your first child if it was: a}a girl b}a boy

A) Aucune idée B) Aucune idée! :D

:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 8

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 8

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 7

Donc je suis...L'air! Yipi!

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was going slowish)

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You’ve fallen asleep in class

If someone says “fart” you laugh.

You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (...Right there, in fact O_o )

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x)You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 18

(Oh.D'accord.)

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: J'ai vraiment pas evie de le donner, donc prenons un mot au hasard...Avion.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Aviizzle. Hahahaha, j'adore!

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Chat violet. Ouais...

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): (J'ai totalement oublié ce que "middle name" veut dire, donc on va prendre mon prénom.)

Garance Arromanches. SERIEUX?

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Kregavre. Mooon dieu.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Eau verte. Mince alors.

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Rraeete. On se fiche de moi là.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Euh...Voir plus haut.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): (J'ai pas d'animaux, mais si j'avais un chat, je l'appelerai Rivière.)

Rivière Noire. (WOH! LE POUVOIR DES ETOILES TOME 2!)

Further proof of human stupidity

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Ah?)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Special contest for pigeon!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (You mean...I don't use it to cut the grass?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, I think it's better frosted.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Uh...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow.Seriously?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But it would be speeder, no?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah. I'll say to my best friend's little brother to not drive any cars after that.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...Why am I taking that?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (...Yeah. Don't use it on middledoor.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..."the other use"...Okay, I have a bad mind.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (O_o)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (In fact, I was going to throw them at my dog, but I think this can work too.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (NO! REALLY?)

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Jayfur. (Jayfeather Ashfur)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Ribghtisptir (Brightspirit)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkwolf. (...)

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan

Riverbreeze (Riverclan and breeze for Windclan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Glove. (Uh...)

Pick the month you were born in-

January -I killed

February - I smelled

March - I ran naked with

April - I jumped

May - I ate

June - I shot

July - I danced with

August - I loved

September - I kissed

October - I robbed

November - I slapped

December - I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 - A banana

2 - A homeless guy

3 -- A house

4 - A mop

5 - Barney the dinosaur

6 - A sock

7 - A stripper

8 - My lover

9 - My teacher

10 - An iPod

11 - A movie star

12 - A phone

13 - An angel

14 - A drunk guy

15 - A crackhead

16 - A pillow

17 - A cat

18 - A teletubby

19 - A hobo

20 - Paris Hilton

21 - A dog

22 - A bird

23 - Elmo

24 - A rock star

25 - My toothbrush

26 - A glass of milk

27 -The kool-aid man

28 - A French fry

29 - A lesbian

30 - An emo

31 - A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White - Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black - Because the voices told me to.

Pink - Because I wanted to.

Red - Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown - because I’m on crack.

Polka dots - Because insanity is fun!

Purple - cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray - because I’m cool like dat

Green - Because big bird told me to.

Orange - Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon- because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise - Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue - Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye - because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow - Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None - Because The aliens did experiments on me.

So... I killed a movie star because I was chasing the leprechaun. Okayyy...

(Donc...J'ai tué une star de cinéma parce que je chassais un lutin. D'accord...)

10 facts about you
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did
:3

10 faits à propos de toi:

1. Tu lis mon profile.

2.Tu réalise que la phrase ci-dessus est stupide.

4. Tu n'as pas vu qu'il n'y a pas de trois.

5. Tu vient de regarder.

6. Tu souris.

7. Tu continue de lire mon profile.

9. Tu n'as pas remarqué qu'il n'y a pas de huit.

10. Tu vient de regarder et tu souris parce que tu t'es encore fait avoir.

11. Ca te fait rire.

12. Tu n'as pas réalisé qu'iol y a plus de 10 phrases... ;)

Copie et colle ça si tu t's fait avoir. Si si si, tu t'es fait avoir.

A warriors cats survey

1. fav book in the original series? Une sombre prophécie.

2. fav book in new prophecy series? Nuit Etoilée.

3. fav book in the power of three series? Eclipse.

4. top five fav cats? 1.Jayfeather,2. Croc Jaune, 3.Museau Cendré, 4. Plume Grise,5. Rivière d'Argent.

5. top five least fav cats? 1. Belle de Nuit,2. Plume de Jais,3. Eclair Noir, 4. Etoile Brisée, 5. Etoile Solitaire

6. if you were a warrior, what would your name be? Pelage de Fleur ou Coeur de Fleur.

7. Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight? Yay!

8. Firestar and Sandstorm? YAY!

9. Brightheart and Cloudtail? Ils sont tellements mignons...

10. Leafpool and Crowfeather? Ouais, mais je HAIS PLume de Jais.

11. Millie and Graystripe? Plutot Rivière d'Argent...

12. Daisy and Spiderleg? NON D:

13. Honeyfern and Berrynose? NOOOOON D:

14. Hollyleaf and Sol? J'adore :3

15. Jayfeather and his stick? ... X)

16. Tigerstar and Sasha? Euh...

17. Tigerstar and Goldenflower? Non...

18. Cinderheart and Lionblaze? OUAIS!

19. Icecloud and Lionblaze? Non...

20. Firestar and Graystripe? ... Eeeeh? Non.

PJO quiz: Find your godly parent.

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobic

You're never afraid during thunderstorms.

3/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic.

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

3/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

3/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

2/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place .

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.'

You look in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is never bad.

2/10

Je suis une chasseuse d'Artémis...

Because this can't stay unknown to the world:(I got that on DA)

1)Main color of shirt you are wearing:

-Red: America

-Blue: England

-Yellow: France

-Black: Germany

-White: N&S Italy

-Purple: Austria

-Pink: Poland

-Gray: Prussia

-Orange: China

-Green: Canada

-Brown: Russia

-Other: Japan

2)Day you were born:

-1: Kisses you on the lips passionatly

-2: Slaps their flag on your forhead

-3: Decides to spank you

-4: Declares that you serve them

-5: Forces you to dress in their clothes

-6: Stole your pants

-7: Chokes you

-8: Gives you underwear as a gift

-9: Baked you a cake

-10: Washes your mouth out with soap

-11: Cleans your bedroom

-12: Lectures you

-13: askes you on a date

-14: Pushes you against a wall

-15: Decides to ground you

-16: Makes you stand in the corner

-17: Gives you a nice massage

-18: Askes to borrow some money

-19: Makes you their slave

-20: Tells you a bedtime story

-21: Takes you to see a movie

-22: Buys you lunch

-23: Shoves you into the shower

-24: Makes you stand in the rain

-25: Cuddles you close to them

-26: Gives a knife...And a fork

-27: Teaches you how to play tag

-28: Helps you with your homeworks

-29: Makes you stand in the rain

-30: Punishes you severly

-31: Proposes marriage

3)Month you were born

-1: With their bare hands.

-2: With a smile on their face.

-3: With a lust in their eyes.

-4: With a force of a great typhoon. (Mulan reference much?)

-5: While feeling the fires of passion.

-6: While crying with regret.

-7: While singing their national anthem.

-8: While laughing at you with mirth.

-9: Because that is how they show affection.

-10: Because they want to become one with you.

-11: Because they hate you.

-12: Because they thought you deserved it.

So! Since I'm wearing a pink shirt, and I was born January 11th, I got:

Poland cleans your bedroom with their bare hands.

Which is, like, totally awesome.

Donc! Vu que je porte un T-shit rose er que je suis née le 11 janvier, j'ai:

Pologne nettoie ta chambre seulement avec ses mains.

Shipping Challenge (C'était pour Tumblr à la base ; Ignorez la question 9)
Pick 3 of your OTPs, without looking at the questions.

Ammy/Waka (Okami)

Sizzlin' (Sissel/Lynne) (Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective)

NaruMayo (Phoenix/Maya) (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

CAREFUL! Spoilers for all of those games!

(See the pattern here? Shipping Challenge: Capcom edition. F-Yeah.)

1. What made you ship 3?

I blame PL vs AA. Seriously, there's NaruMayo everywhere in that game.

2. Is 2 canon?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA- *SOB*

Anyone who played the game will understand. DAMMIT.

3. What is your favorite moment between 1?

Ushiwaka's monologue at the end of the game. You know, before he gets FREAKIN BLASTED OFF AND SOMEHOW SURVIVE.

More seriously, at one point, he says something about how he is happy the Ammy trusted him all this time despite the fact that he's a Lunarian. That's just cute.

4. If you could put 3 in any scenario, what would it be?

Them meeting again. AND NEVER LEAVING EACH OTHER.

5. Favorite line said between 1?

...Err, see Question 3.

6. Did everything you want happened between 2? If not, what did you want to see?

Well, apart from the fact that she's a living human and he's a dead cat (*SOB*), the fact that only Missile, Jowd, Yomiel and Sissel remembers what happened saddens me.

Lynne doesn't even remember we saved her FIVE TIMES during the game.

7. If you had to pick a favorite, 1, 2 or 3?

1. Anytime. Sorry other two ships, but those two stays my OTP forever.

8. Would a crossover work between the three?

With any other three shippings, it wouldn't have worked. For me, a crossover has to be between two fandoms. No more. It gets messy otherwise.

BUT! Since I think Layton, Phoenix Wright, Ghost Trick and Mystery Room are in the same world, the "two fandoms rule" is respected :D

To be short, Lynne and Sissel are the parents of Phoenix (See RefinedTemsik!Au and PhoenixisSisselandLynnesson!Au on the Sizzlin' tag). One day, Tachigami decides to mess with the Lunarian equivalent of a computer Waka has in a room. He mistakely sends him and Ammy in another universe by opening a dimensional window, which téléports them, you guessed it, in Phoenix's flat the day his parents are visiting him.

Alternative: The "Okami" world is very close to the center of the center of the universe. Sometimes, when someone use a teleporting/time traveling device, ripples are made in the Universe, making people coming from different worlds teleporting on the Celestial Plain.

9. Recommend a blog dedicated to 2

I don't know that many blogs. Sowwy...

10. Recommend a fic about 3.

Ack! Err... https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4698801/1/A-Winter-Evening ...?

11. What’s 2 shipper name?

Well, Sizzlin'... I love that name.

12. Favorite episode/chapter of 3?

"Farewell, my turnabout." OF COURSE.

13. Does anyone In Real Life know you ship 2?

Aaaaaah. You struck a hard blow here my friend... Whoever you are.

No one ships ANYTHING in my college. Or rather, maybe they do, but I'm too afraid they'll take me for a crazy fangirl if I ask about it.

So... No.

14. Do you also ship 1’s actors?

... Actors...? Lolnope.


Mes OCs! (personnages)

*Nom: Boule de Mousse/Nuage de Mousse/Coeur de Mousse/Etoile de Mousse.

Apparait dans: Une grande destinée.

Genre: Mâle

Apparence: Chat au pelage brun clair et aux yeux ambrés.

Caractère: Il est grognon, réservé et désobéissant, mais il peut être très gentil et doux avec sa soeur ou Feuille de Lierre.

Histoire: Coeur de Mousse est l'une des (nombreuses) réincarnations d'Etoile de Mousse, le premier chef du Clan de l'Aube. Contrairement aux autres cas de réincarnation, celui-ci garde tout son savoir et ses souvenirs de ses précédentes vies. Il se réincarne à chaque fois qu'un danger menace son Clan. Coeur de Mousse est actuellement sa 5ème réincarnation.

Famille: Mère: Fleur de Chêne. Père: Coeur d'Orage. Soeur:Fleur de Cerise. Compagne: Feuille de Lierre. (Clan des Etoiles)

Autres: Il dit sans cesse qu'il hait son mentor, Brise de Pluie, alors qu'en faite il l'adore.

*Nom: Petite Cerise/Nuage de Cerise/Coeur de Cerise.

Apparait dans: Une grande destinée.

Genre: Femelle.

Apparence: Chatte écaille de tortue et blanche aux yeux verts.

Caractère: Elle est naïve, constament suréxcitée, et elle adore chasser.

Histoire: Elle n'a pas grand chose de spécial. Elle vit sa vie au sein du Clan de l'Aube.

Famille: Mère: Fleur de Chêne. Père: Coeur d'Orage. Frère: Coeur de Mousse.

Autres: Elle adore Pelage de Ciel. Qui l'adore aussi. On vera si ils deviennent compagnons...Ou pas. ;)

*Nom: Pomme

Apparait dans: Aucune de mes histoires...Pour le moment.

Genre: Femelle.

Apparence: Germignon aux yeux roses.

Caractère: Elle est drôle et énergique. Et par énergique, je veut dire carrément hyperactive. Elle adore chanter, et elle ne peut pas s'empêcher d'essayer de séduire tout les Pokémons ou Humains qui lui plaisent. C'est à dire beaucoup.

Histoire: J'ai en faite deux histoires qui peuvent lui correspondre: la "normale", et la "cross-over".

Normale:

La même que Pokémon donjon mystère 3 et 2. Pomme est la leader de l'équipe jevaispasdonnerlenomcarcesttropridicule, avec comme coéquipier Pikachu, et les trois légendaires Dialga, Palkia et Giratina. Des années après les évènements, Darkrai retrouve (ENFIN) la mémoire et attaque lapetitevilledontjaioubliélenom. Pomme, qui a découvert qu'elle avait des pouvoirs qu'aucune personne n'avait avant elle, se téléporte ailleurs. Darkrai "aspire" une partie de son pouvoir, et elle ne peut plus jamais se téléporter. Elle se retrouve dans un coin paumé, où elle retrouve Dialga (COMME PAR HASARD). Après la fameuse scène de retrouvaille où tout le monde pleure, il la mène à l'endroit où se trouve Palkia et Giratina. Nouvelle scène de retrouvaille,le petit groupe s'installe...quelque part. Pikachu est introuvable, Pomme se met donc à sa recherche. Après un très long moment de recherche, elle abandonne et vit sa vie, ponctuée de réveils brutaux de Giratina et "d'évitage" de destruction de la planète en calmant Dialga et Palkia à chaque fois qu'ils ont une dispute...C'est à dire dix fois par jour. Elle finit par se retrouver dans l'endroit où habite Arceus (un endroit que j'ai créé, pas l'espèce de...vide du film pokémon 12.) et découvre que, si elle a ses pouvoirs bizarres (Capable d'utiliser n'importe quelle attaque, de Trempette à Jugement, et capable de se transformer en humain, et en n'importe quel pokémon), c'est parce que... elle est sa fille, et Pikachu son frère.Elle retourne sur la Terre, et elle vit sa vie. (J'ai pas encore terminée son histoire. Il risque d'y avoir des Updates.)

Cross-over:

Même chose que la version "normale", jusqu'à "elle retourne sur la Terre et elle vit sa vie". Un jour, Palkia s'amusa à jouer avec la trame de l'espace-temps, envoyant Pomme accidentellement sur la Plaine Céleste, au moment où Ushiwaka, en fuyant la destruction de la Tribu de la Lune, arrive avec l'Arche de Yamato sur la Plaine Céleste.

Particularité: Etant trop puissante, sa personnalité a été scindée en plusieurs parties:

- Pomme, la "normale" (c'est à dire l'hyperactive joyeuse et drôle), celle qui aurait été son caractère normal si celle-ci n'était pas "scindée". C'est elle qui a "contrôle" du corps le plus souvent.

- Celle qui n'a pas vraiment de nom, et qui s'en plaint souvent (je vait juste l'appeller "l'Autre" pour que vous compreniez.). Elle représente le côté plus sombre de Pomme, mais elle n'est pas vraiment méchante: elle aime se battre, et moins ceux qu'elle n'apprécie pas, ou même juste ceux qu'elle ne connait pas, sont heureux, plus elle l'est, mais elle garde quand même ce côté loyale de Pomme et ne blesserait, et encore moins tuerait, jamais ses amis. Même en étant très, très en colère (ce qui lui arrive souvent.)

- Nuit (Night), celle qui...Bah, "sort" la nuit. Quand Pomme ne dort pas, c'est elle qui prend les commandes. Elle est gentille, discrète, presque timide, mais n'hésite pas à se faire remarquer pour calmer le jeu quand elle voit que Pomme et l'Autre sont au bord de la dispute.

Ces 3 personnalités se relaient le contrôle du corps de Pomme. Lorsque l'une d'entre elles prend le contrôle, les autres peuvent sortir du corps sous formes de "fantômes": elle sont là, on ne voit pas à travers elles, mais elle flottent et ne peuvent rien toucher. Pour vous donner une idée de leur caractère, chacune a une chason ou musique spéciale qui me rappelle celles-ci. La plupart du temps, c'est pas vraiment les pzroles de la chason, c'est plus la musique qui fait "DING!" dans ma tête. (Je suis incapable d'expliquer quoi-que ce soit...)

- Pomme: Marry me (La chanson de la Finland pour l'eurovision 2013, pour son côté joyeux et "carefree", comme diraient nos amis anglophones.)

- l'Autre: Natural High, Vanessa Paradis. (En fait, j'ai créé son caractère en écoutant cette chanson)

- Night: ...Errr, elle en a pas vraiment. Peut-être Hijo de la luna, mais juste la partie calme...

Famille: Père: Arceus, Mère: Sans nom, Frère: Pikachu.

Autres: Elle est techniquement classée Mary-sue. Mais bon, je l'adore comme elle est, et je ne la met dans aucune de mes fics, alors ça gène personne.


Favorite Quotes (Citations favorites):

-Tu dis bonjour à mes nouveaux amis, Bethsie? Un petit sourire? Non? Bon, excusez-la. Faut dire qu'elle est déjà bien occupée à me noyer. (Les Ecriveurs, T.1)

- There will be three cats, kin of your kin, with the power of stars in their paws. They will found a fourth, and the battle between light and dark will be won. A new leader will rise from the shadows of his death, and the clans will survive beyond the memories of his memories. This is how it has always been, and how it will always be. (Warriors, The last hope, p.329)

-Great! Let's take all the useless cats and hope a tree will fall on them! (Jaypaw, The sight, Warriors.)

- C'est ça. Réunissons tous les poids morts du clan, et prions pour qu'un arbre leur tombe dessus! (Nuage de Geai, Vision, La guerre des Clans)

- Let's rock, baby! (Ushiwaka, Okami)

- Chercher des toutous, c'est un vrai travail de chien! (Ushiwaka, Okami)

- I guess you really don't count, my little bouncing friend! (Ushiwaka, Okami)

- [...] , ma chérie. (Encore Ushiwaka, Okami. Il appelle Ama un nombre incalculable de fois comme ça.)

-Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid. (Captain Jack Sparrow)

-No.No,no,no,no, I know that look. (Loki, Thor. Le film hein.)

-Cloudtail: Wake up. What are you, a dormouse?
Lionblaze: Did you have to do that? I was having this really great dream...
Cloudtail: And now you can go on a really great water patrol. (Warriors, The fourth apprentice.)

- Je te HAIS! (Une grande destinée, chapiter 4)

-I will wait for you forever, Jay's Wing! (Half Moon, Sign of the Moon, Warriors)

-Thor a Loki, mais est-ce-que Loki a Thor? Cette blague était moisie... (Point Culture sur les Super-héros) (...Tellement moisie que je ne l'ai toujours pas comprise. Quelqu'un pour m'aider?)

-And can you feel the love tonight? (C'est pas vraiment une citation, mais fallais vraiment que je mette des paroles de chansons quelque part, et comme celle-ci est juste INCROYABLE, je l'ai mise là.)

-Scar: Soyez prêtes!

Banzaï: Ouais, nous sommes prêtes! Nous sommes toutes prêtes!...Pour quoi?

Scar: Pour la mort du roi.

Banzaï: Il est malade?

Scar: Non imbécile, nous allons le tuer. Et Simba aussi.

Shenzi: Ouais! Bonne idée! On vivra sans roi!

Shenzi et Banzaï: SANS ROI, SANS ROI, LA-LA-LA-LA-LALA! (Le roi lion 1)

-HORS-SUJEEET! PROF DE PHILO! zéééééééRO! (Minute papillon 18, les questions existentielles.)

-Hélicouptère, hélicouptère! (Minute papillon)

-We are one, you and I, We are like the earth and sky! (...Ouais. J'avais besoin de le mettre quelque part, ça.)

-All right! That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! (Mushu, Mulan.)

- So, how we're doing? We're a team, right? Like Yin and Yang? Ping and Pong? Beef and broccoli?!? (Mushu, Mulan (scène coupée))

- Mushu: CITOYENS! Vous n'auriez pas du feu?

Deux hommes: AAAH! Qui êtes-vous?

Mushu: Ton pire cauchemar... (Mulan)

-Tout va s'arranger. On a commencé tout les deux, et tout les deux nous finirons. Je te le promet. (Mushu, Mulan)

- I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE! (Mushu, Mulan. Ouais, je l'adore ce p'tit gars là.)

- (Au bord des larmes) Mon gentil bébé a tellement grandi... Qu'il a sauvé la Chiiiiiine! T'aurais pas un mouchoir? (Mushu, Mulan)

-Mushu: Did I heard someone ask for a miracle? Lemme hear you say AAAAARGH!

Mulan: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mushu: That's close enough!

Mulan: A ghost...

Mushu: Get ready Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand! For I have been sent by your ancestors... to guide you through your masquerade.

Mushu: C'mon, you're gonna stay, you're gonna work.

Mushu: So hear my words 'cause if the army found that you're a girl, the penalty is DEATH!

Mulan: Who are you?

Mushu: Who am I? WHO AM I? I'm the guardian of lost souls! I'm the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestrectubal Mushu. Oh, ah ah, pretty hot, uh?

- Foaly: Quelqu'un vous a vu entrer?

Holly: Oh, le FBI, le MI6, [J'ai pas le livre sous les yeux, mais elle continue sa liste]. Ah, et le TLMI.

Foaly: TLMI?

Holly: Tout Le Monde dans l'Immeuble.

-BARRELS!! What the hell, are you evolving now?! Huh? HUH? Get off my lawn!... It's not even my lawn, but GET OFF OF IT. (Pewdiepie, watch?v=cw5R8_DGbBo vers 4:42 )

- It's just you, me and the loading screen... (Pewdiepie)

- [Looking at a vampire in a coffin]... What the hell is this...? [The vampire get up and Pewdie begin to run] Oh... Oh! Oh! Oh! Run! Run! I'm outta here girl! Hahaha... Aaaaaalright... BARRELS! What are you doing! Get me out of... [Pewdie look behind him et see the vampire coming] Huuuu! DERP! AAAAAH! Aaaaalright! [looks behind him again and see him] AAAAAH! F*ck! Aaaaah... Ok! You speak Chopnese? [try to hit the vampire with his sword] Huh? I speak Chopnese! I invented the language! Alright, b*tch, comme at me! AOUW! [He hits the vampire who fall] AH! You went down! [Vampire get up again and we hear Pewdie's voice] "That's where you're wrong...biatch!" [Pewdie run again] Ah! AAAAAAAH! (Pewdiepie)

- One does not simply *whack* ride a zombie *whack* into Mordor *whack* DIE! (Pewdiepie)

-Star: Gah! Germany, I'm a freaking star,not a miracle worker!

Britain: [the star fall on his head] O_O

America: Britain totally got a star stuck in his head! That's so badass ! (Hetalia)

- Shout that I'm awesome, kneel down und cryyyy... (Prussia, Hetalia)

- Ore-sama da ze! (Prussia, Hetalia) [I'm not sure what it means. It's "It's the awesome me" or something like that.]

- (Sur le rythme de la pub Playmobil) Tcher-no-byl, en avant les débiles! *tombe*. (Minute Papillon, épisode sur les serpents. Le 36 je crois.)

- James: I AM A FLAMING MOLTRES!
Meowth: That outfit... Where'd he get it?
Jessie: I think that costume came right out of his closet...
(D'accord. J'ai copié ça d'un signature sur DA. Je n'aime pas la série Pokémon. J'ai vaguement regardé un épisode en VO parce qu'il y avait N dedant, et j'ai voulu m'intéresser à Best Wishes... Ca n'a pas duré longtemps. Mais. Cette citation. Je sentais que c'était mon devoir de la mettre. Avec le lien. Parce que je l'ai copié comme ça et j'ai la flemme de le changer.)

-Norway: Hey. You still haven't kept your promise about calling me big bro.

Iceland: Why are you bringing that up now? You make no sense, I swear. I'm not saying it.

Sweden: Nothing wrong with it.

Iceland: Oh come on Svi!

Finland: How nice! I want to be called big bro too!

Danmark: Aw man, you guys! Y'all still talkin' about that?

Norway: Oniichan (big bro).

Iceland: I don't care.

Norway: Oniichan.

Iceland: Not saying it.

Norway: Oneechan (big sis).

Iceland: You're not making any sense! (Always with you-Nordic five)

- Prussia: How lame! It's only Hungary in a *part I don't understand* , looking like crap, hahaha!

Hungary: Shut up! Someone who's afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge!

Prussia: OH NO! You're hurt! Like, pretty badly too! *shivers*

Hungary: Shut up I said! I'm just fine!

Prussia: Yeah, I'm awesome, but you know that. So don't worry, blah blah blah, I'll help you.

Hungary: Don't boast! I don't need help from a turd sicle! (...J'ai absolument aucune idée de comment ça s'écrit O.o) (Je vient de regarder la traduction de turds... Tout a un sens maintenant XD)

Prussia: Right! Speaking of turds, what happened to you anyway? You're looking like total sh*t!

Hungary: You can blame Turkey and his crew. And, seriously, don't help me. Go avay...

- GhetsisGropius: Some people think Colress is awesome. However, I DISAGREE.

PlasmaBossColress: Coming from the person who had his plans for world domination foiled by a child. Twice. (watch?v=FnjAOqQrUp0 , dans les commentaires. La vache ce que j'ai rit.)

- Oh my god! Jesus! Monkeys...On a... Prairy field...Telephone...Dailing 911... Monkeys telephone! (Tobuscus en étant effrayé)

- ZUU-Agh! MOTHERFU-Agh! ZUU- AGH! You a-hole! (Nostalgia critic: Alone in the Dark)

- Voice: ZUUL, MOTHERF...

Kid: *Closes the door*

Voice: AUCH! Son of a... Ow!

Kid: (to his brother) Wake up ! There's a monster in my closet!

Voice: Don't listen to him! Just go back to sleep! Toobidoobidoo...

- There are so many cars! And none of them know who I am. Hahahah! Noobs! (Tobuscus)

- Sorry other two clips...You're going to be placed in the peaceful corner, which is actually where all the murders happens. It's really misleading. (Tobuscus Cute Win Fail n60)

- People assume time is a strict procession of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... Stuff. (Doctor who)

- 10ème docteur: Est-ce-que je suis...roux?

Rose: Non, vous êtes plutôt brun.

10: Oooh, je voulais être roux ! Je n'ai jamais été roux. Et vous, Rose Tyler ! Vous m'avez laissé tomber! ... Oh, je suis dur avec vous. C'est le genre d'homme que je suis maintenant? Dur et pas roux.

-10th doctor: Do you need this ? *hands sonic screwdriver*

5th doctor: No, I'm fine.

10: Oh no, of course! You liked to go hand free, didn't you? Like "Hey, I'm the doctor ! I can save the universe with a kettle and some string! And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"

5: Who are you..?

10: Look.

5: Oh... Oh no...

10: Oh yes.

5: You're...

10: Here it comes, yeah, yeah, I am. *Nods*

5: A fan...

10: Yeah...*Stop nodding* What ?!? (Time Crash)

-5th doctor: ... You remember...

10th doctor: Because you will remember.

5: You remember being me... Watching you doing that... And you know what to do because... I saw you doing!

10: Wibbly-wobbly...

5 and 10:... Timey-wimey !

10: *Tries to high-five him, but let his hand down as 5 looks at his hand without understanding*

A weird sound is heard*

10: Oh! TARDISes are separating, time's up, sorry Doctor, back to long ago! Where are you now ? Nyssa and Tygan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and the Master? Ah, he's back too. Same as ever.

5: Oh, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?

10: No, no beard this time. Well, a wife. (time crash)

- 10th doctor: What's your name ?

Titanic guy: A-Alonzo.

10: *stop in mid-gest, his mouth slightly open*You're kidding me.

Alonzo: What?

10: This is what I've always wanted to say... Allons-y, Alonzo ! (Doctor Who, Season 4 special episode: Voyage of the Damned)

- 2nd Doctor: Goodbye... Fancy pants.

3rd Doctor: Scarecrow. *they glare at each other* (The Five Doctors)

- 5th Doctor: I'm definitely not the man I was... Thank goodness. (Th Five Doctors)

- 4th Doctor: You may be A doctor, but I'm THE Doctor; the definite article you might say. (Robot)

- 10th Doctor: This is my Timey-Wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff.

- 11th Doctor: Something here doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.

- Davros:WE SHALL BECOME ALL...

7th Doctor: Powerful? Crush the lesser races? Conquer the galaxy?? Unimaginable power?? Unlimited rice pudding ?!? Et cetera, et cetera !

- 4th Doctor: Of course I'm being childish! What's the point of being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes?

- Sherlock: Catch. You. Later.

Mortiarty: (In a happy, high-pitched voice) No you won't !

- Moriarty: In a world of locked rooms, the man with the keys is king, and honey, you should see me in a crown...

- Ace: Where are they gone?

7th Doctor: They've been taken back to the wilderness. The place is different, but the hunt goes on. You know all about the hunt, don't you, Ace?

Ace: I felt like I could run forever... Like I could smell the wind and feel the grass under my feet, and just... run forever!

7: The planet's gone, but it lives on inside you. It always will.

Ace: Good... And the Master?

7: Who knows... Where to, now, Ace?

Ace: Home.

7: Home?

Ace: The TARDIS!

7: Yes, the TARDIS... There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold! Come on, Ace! We've got work to do! (Doctor Who, Survival)

- 11th Doctor: Okay, then. That's what I'll do. I'll tell you a story. Can you hear them? All those people who lived in terror of you and your judgment. All those people whose ancestors devoted themselves, sacrified themselves, to you! Can you hear them singing?... Oh, you like to think you're a god! You're not a god. You're just a parasite, eaten out with jealousy, and envy, and longing for the lives of others! You feed on them, on the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow! So!... So...

Come on, then... Take mine. Take. My. Memories. But I hope you've got a big appetite. Because I've lived... A long life... And I've seen a few things.

I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the Universe and I watched as time ran out! Moment by moment until nothing remained, no time, no space, just me! I've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man, and I've watched universes freeze and creations BURN! I have seen things you wouldn't believe! I have lost things you would NEVER understand! And I know things, secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that would make parasite gods BLAZE! SO COME OOOON, THEN! Take it! Take it all, baby! YOU HAVE IT ALL! (Doctor Who, Rings of Akhaten)

- Ici la secte du Grand Caribou, nous faisons l'éloge du puissant cervidé... Vous êtes autant de verres qui accueillent son vin, vous êtes autant de pages dont il est la plume, et vous êtes autant d'euros, dans son compte en banque! Gloire et honneur, à Zaz, le caribou! Caaaariiiibouuuuuu... (Non mais t'as vu ce que t'écoute- On ira, Zaz.)

- Tu m'a quitté hier, depuis je suis malade. *guitare* Je suis un ver de terre, je mange de la salade. *guitare* Tu étais ma mission, nous étions mon avenir. *guitare* Je vais aux commissions... Pour racheter du Mir. (Non mais t'as vu ce que t'écoute - On ira, Zaz.)

- Tobuscus: *While playing guitar* Come on, tell me, what's your name? Quick!

Girl: Toni.

Tobuscus: *stops playing and look at her, shocked* TONY ?

- 11th Doctor: It all just disappears, doesn't it ? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror... Any moments now. He's a-coming...

Clara: Who's coming ?

11: The Doctor.

Clara: You. You are the Doctor.

11 Yep ! And I always will be. But times change, and so must I... Amelia ?

Clara: Who's Amelia?

11: The first face this face saw... We all change... When you think about it. We're all different people all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you gotta keep moving, as long as you remember all the people that you used to be!... I will not forget one line of this. Not one day. I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.

Amy: Raggedy man... Good night.

- IIIIIII'm reeeaaaallyyy shiny, wow! But I'm alsooooo really laggy nooooow... (Peanut Butter Gamer- Wind Waker hacking)

- You've made the fires of Christmas come down upon this mansion ! (Cry abridges: The screaming woods)

- So he takes you to a room, chops two of your fingers and then leaves to enjoy life more than you are right now. Now, with your new found appreciation for the number 8, you bust out, run like the sissy-man and lead Trager to the elevator that brought you there. Eventually you crushes his body between two floors like a god damn badass. Good job, buddy. (Cry abridges : Outlast)

- Ah, the teeension of a crime scene... Yeah, nothing like it, baby! (Cabanela, Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective)

- Lynne: Oooh, I just love stomping out evil! It makes me feel so alive...!

Sissel: Except for the fact that you're dead... (Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective)

- James : The way we got out of our own trap is a secret.

Jessie: The writers can't figure it out either. (Pokémon)

My quotes (Mes citations)

- Mais qu'il est con... (en regardant un film)

- Un personnage crétin dans un livre, ça m'amuse. Un personnage crétin dans un film, ça m'agace. (Juste après avoir dit la phrase au dessus)

- Je suis pas une geek! Je passe mon temps sur l'ordi, nuance.

- ...Donc en faites, elle est la soeur de la fille de... Aaah...? (En essayant de comprendre un film)

- Et alors? (Ma réponse à...beaucoup de choses.)

-(Alors, pour celui-là, vous devez vous mettre dans l'ambiance. Imaginez un endroit dans les Alpes où l'on peut skier [les Portes du Soleil, pour ceux qui connaissent. Côté Suisse.]. Rajoutez une météo pourrie, c'est à dire du brouillard et du vent. Sur une piste, on me voit avec une amie et un prof de ski. Maintenant, sachez que toutes les lignes du dialogue sont entrecoupées d'imitation de renne [Bruits bizarres et batôns sur les deux côtés du casque, de chutes, des mes "Woot!" à chaque bosse/virage serré/personne qui me dépasse rapidement, de moment où on chante des titres de Téléphone, et de grognement de mon prof qui veut qu'on la ferme. N'oubliez pas qu'on est obligées de hurler pour s'entendre, et que les autres skieurs nous jetaient des regards bizarres. C'est bon? Vous avez la scène en tête?)


Couples préférés:

Warriors (La guerre des clans) : HalfxJay (OTP de LGDC), CrookedxWillow, SharpxLeaf, HollyxFallen, DovexTiger,LionxCinder, HollyxSol.

Pokémon: PommexDialga (Personnne d'autre que moi ne connait ce couple, Pomme étant mon perso principal de PDM3.Un germignon. Je pourrais vous parler d'elle pendant des heures, alors je vais arrêter là.), CelebixMassko, NxToukou/Hilda/White/Whatever (Ferriswheelshipping), Giima/Grimsley/PierisxShikimi/Shauntal/Anis (Rolandshipping), Mei/Rosa/White 2(Dafuq)xColress/Akuroma/Nikolaï (Et je continue de penser que c'est son nom FR le meilleur) (Moonringshipping), SilverxKotone/Lyra (Soulsilvershipping), Kris/CrystalxEusine (Crystalshipping), Professor SycamorexSerena (Lacewoodshipping)

Tara Duncan: TaraxCal (Oui oui! Lisez le dernier tome,là. Tara Duncan contre la Reine Noire. C'est tellement évident qu'ils le disent à la fin.De toute façon, Robin m'énervait.)

Okami: WakaxAmmy (OTP de tous les OTP et OTP d'Okami) (Probablement parce que Ushiwaka m'avait à moitié hypnotisé. Je suis restée à écouter son theme pendant 10 minutes en fixant l'écran comme une idiote.), TsukuyomixKaguya (Tsukuyomi est, dans mon headcanon, le frère d'Ammy, et l'autre dieu de la lune. Il a ensuite été transformé en épée pour contenir le pouvoir d'Orochi, pour retrouver sa forme normale après la destruction de Yami.)

Hetalia: PruHun, SpaMano, GerIta, FrUk, SuFin

Artemis Fowl : Artemis/Holly (I love this pairing since the beginning. TLG KILLED ME DAMMIT.)

Ghost Trick: Sissel/Lynne (I can't heeeeelp it... I've been rooting for them since the beginning. WHY. Srsly though, a cat WTF ), Yomiel/fiancée!Sissel (It gets confusing from time to time.), Jowd/Cabanela (ASJHDGFGK), Tengo/Jeego (WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME TUMBLR. SERIOUSLY.)

Percy Jackson: PercyxAnnabeth, LeoxHazel, PiperxMeurt-espèce-de-Mary-Sue

Professor Layton: LukexAurora/Alya/Gaïa, HershelxClaire, FloraxClive, EmmyxDesmond Sycamore (OH YEAH I JUST WENT THERE. Also, I ship her with Sycamore, and not Descole. Note the difference.), Lucifendi (I just love these two so much ;_; )

Touhou: ReimuxYukari, SakuyaxRemilia, MarisaxPatchouli, EikixKomachi, ParseexYuugi

Doctor Who: Three/Jo, Four/Sarah-Jane, Five/Tegan, Six/Peri, Seven/Ace, Eight/Grace, Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose, Eleven/Clara, Fem!Doctor/Master (Et je dit bien Fem!Doctor.)

Autres: ThorxJane (Thor), ScarxZira (Le roi lion), MushuxMulan (Mulan. Sérieux, j'adore ce couple. J'ai trouvé qu'un seule fic parlant d'eux. C'est triste.), BeetexWiress (Hunger Games. C'est marrant, j'aime pas la série autant que ça, mais ces deux là, c'était mes personnages préférés.) HaruxBaron (Le Royaume des Chats. Ce film, c'est toute mon enfance, avec le Roi lion et Comme chiens et chats.)

Couples detestés:

Warriors: Beaucoup. Quelques exemples: IcexLion (Erin Hunter dit que Ice a un petit faible pour lui, et les fans s'emballent tout de suite. M'enfin, je les comprend. C'est surtout car j'adore CinderxLion que je le met ici.), HollyxAsh (Bon sang. J'ai tapé ma tête dix fois sur un mur en découvrant ce pairing. Je Déteste Pelage de Granit avec un grand D, et elle l'a tué. Et ne parlons pas de la différence d'âge. Bon, cette remarque marche aussi pour HollyxSol, mais je vais ignorer ça.), DovexBumble (Un des rares couples classé Canon que je ne supporte pas. TigerxDove était plus mignon, à mes yeux.), SpottedxFire (Petite Feuille. Ce que je déteste Petite Feuille.) et tout les couples avec Jayfeather sauf HalfxJay.

Hetalia: PruCan (...No comment.), PruIta (Séééérieuuuux??? Italie aime Allemagne, ça crève les yeux. Et puis, juste... QUAND? QUAND EST-CE-QU'ON LES VOIT ENSEMBLE? Enfin, j'veut dire, il y a UN épisode où Italie arrive en courant, inquiet pour Allemagne, en disant que Prusse l'a prévenu de je ne sais trop quoi, ET. C'EST. TOUT.), PruAus (Enfin, surtout parce que j'aime beaucoup PruHun), AusHun (même remarque), UsUk (Amérique le considère comme son père/grand frère dans l'anime...)Franada (Même remarque.)

Ghost Trick : Lynne/Cabanela (Urgh.)

Tara Duncan: CalxEleanora. (Oui. J'ai retrouvé son nom.)

Okami: Ammyx Oki (Sérieusement. Ils se battent, se revoient pour battre Nechiku et son frère dont j'oublie tout le temps le nom, te sauve la vie, certe, mais C'EST TOUT.), WakaxAbe (Je vous passe les détails de ma rencontre avec ce pairing. Disons que je suis tombée sur une fic classé T qui aurait du être classée M. Je suis plutôt du genre gentille avec les pairings qui oppose ceux que je supporte, mais celui là m'a fait peur. Très peur. Du coup, je suis plutôt modérément gentille.)

Percy Jackson: JasonxPiper (Je déteste Piper, je n'aime pas Jason plus que ça, je le préfère avec Reyna. Besoin d'autres explications?)

Touhou: N'importe quixFlandre (Flan-chan, tomber amoureuse? Nah... Pas son genre. Je préfère MarisaxFlandre et NuexFlandre aux autres personnes avec qui la mettre, mais je suis pas une grande fan de ce pairing, je préfère Flandre toute seule, psycho, et tuant beaucoup de monde.), MarisaxAlice (Pour une raison quelconque, je ne supporte pas Alice.) SakuyaxPatchouli (Parce que je préfère SakuyaxRemilia et MarisaxPatchouli)

Doctor Who: Tentoo/Rose (Fuck Tentoo. Et fuck les univers alternatifs.), MarthaxTen (Je déteste les 9 épisodes où Martha passe son temps à rager sur le fait que le docteur a connu Rose avant elle, et a forcément vécu des trucs qu'elle ne connaitra pas. Et oui, j'ai bien dit les 9, parce que PERSONNE ne peut détester "Blink" (Wibbly-wobbly :D), et dans Utopia/Sound of the Drums/Last of the Time Lords, il y a le Maître. Et c'est suffisant pour que j 'adore ces épisodes.) DonnaxTen (Aaaaargh, je DETESTE quand les gens les mettent ensemble. Donna est arrivée dans Doctor Who pour donner un break au Docteur. Pour qu'il arrête sa chaîne de compagnons énamourées de lui, et pour qu'il ai une vraie amie sans aucun soucis de tension ou quoi que ce soit. Donna et le Docteur sont les meilleurs amis de l'univers, et ne seront jamais plus que ça.)


Things that blew my mind

VE

- In "Layton Brothers: Mystery Room", Diane and Keelan Makepeace are called like that because:

Keelan Makepeace - > Kill and make peace

Diane Makepeace -> Die and make peace

- In Majora's mask, the two fairies' name are "Tatl" and Tael". Tatltael. Tattletale.

VF

- Le logo de Carrefour n'est pas un visage, mais un C entre deux losanges.

- Le logo de Banque d'Epargne n'est pas juste un tas de traits : Il représente un écureuil.

- Dans "Layton brothers : Mystery room", les deux méchants (Keelan et Diane Makepeace) s'appellent comme ça parce que:

Keelan Makepeace -> Kill and make peace -> Tue et rend la paix.

Diane Makepeace -> Die and makepeace -> Meurt et rend la paix.

- Desmond Sycamore (Professeur Layton et l'Héritage des Aslantes) et professeur Sycamore (Pokémon X et Y) ont le même nom. Les deux me font le même effet.

- Si il y a autant de chats sur Internet, c'est parce que les gens qui préfèrent les chiens sont dehors.


Links I want to remember

http://nooothinglikeme.tumblr.com/post/53516674004/a-white-lovely-cutie-pie (Because that's the truest thing I read today.)

http://www.le-serpent-retrogamer.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/evolution-zelda.jpg (Haha lol. ... I have a weird humor.)

http://archive.org/web/ (That's amazing.)

http://myownlittlecornerandchair.tumblr.com/post/78776125968/hello-old-friend (This. THIS.)


Why my favorite stories are my favorite stories (# means it's one of my favorite of my favorite, and § means it's underrated.)(The last story I faved will be underlined

* Okami Amaterasu by Starsister12 (Okami) #

A novelisation of Okami. With Ammy/Waka. And good amazing writing skills. What could I ask for more ?

You really, really should read it.

* Fixing Hearts by wolf master97 (Warriors)

It's... good. Err, I don't really have anything else to say. Because it's not as good as my other favorites. But it's not bad. I faved-it when I was in my "OMG Warriors are the best book series EVAR 1!!!11". Back when I was still sort of innocent. Now the internet has my soul. AND I DON'T REGRET IT.

ANYWAY this is about Jayfeather going around, helping peoples about their love problems, pondering about whether loving Half-Moon is right or not (...Just for the first five chapter, in fact. After, he goes all "Fuck this " and meets her every night.) and dealing with Jay's Wing soul coming back. Sounds awesome, right?... Well, judge by yourself.

This Fic is okay. No more, no less.

* Sincerely, The Reality of Warriors by Infinite Legend (Warriors)

A "Warriors" version of "Dear Fanfiction writer." It's awesomely funny.

* Touch of Humanity by Lieju (Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective) § #

A Sissel/Lynne story. There are such few fans of this shipping out there... It's sad.

But his story is good (or, at least, it soothed my thirst for shipping.).

In the Fic, things do not goes like they should in the Yonoa and Yomiel gives his body to Sissel. Yes you read well. Also, they don't go back to Yomiel's death so everybody remembers everything.

You should read it.

* The New Beginning by MoonlightMasquerader (Okami) § #

A fluffy, shippy fanfic with Ammy/Waka. God I love them so much.

It's just the usual : Waka and Ammy go back to the Celestial Plain, Waka's kind of depressed about what happened, and Ammy looks cute and reconforts him. But it is done well.

You should read it. And give it more love. See? I put the "Underrated" sign ! It's not for decoration!... Or, rather yes it is, but-

It's not JUST for decoration !

* Raining Teardrops by DauntlessFlame (Warriors)

A collection of drabbles, each one about a different character.

It's always characters who lived through something horrible in the books. Then again, the Erins are pretty harsh with our poor kitties. Seriously, was Briarlight's accident REALLY necessary?

* Howl's Love Spell by beyond the shadows (Howl's moving castle) #

I smiled when I saw this one was the next on the list.

Howl is frustrated by the fact that Sophie STILL hasn't fell into his arms. He decides to make a love potion to speed it up. But everything goes wrong, and hilarity ensues.

I'll tell you the truth : when I see "hilarity ensues" in a summary, I back off because it usually means that the story tries to be funny but isn't. But this is the best expression for what happens in this Fic.

Everything is funny. EVERYTHING.

Read it. Your day will be sunnier.

* Mirrors by Expecto-Prongs (Sherlock) §

A one-shot re-telling the Fall from Moriarty's PoV.

It's really good! You should read it!

* I'm Thunderclan, thank you very much by RinWolfeh (Warriors)

A girl wakes up one day on the Thunderclan territory as Wolfsong, the character she made up before falling asleep. She love Warriors, and know everything that's going to happen. Oh, did I mention special powers and a screwed-up past ? Also, funny moments. TONS O' THEM.

Yeah, I haven't read this Fic in a while, and now that I look back at it, it's SUCH a self-insert-mary-sue that it burns. But back then, I loved it. Heck, I reviewed so much I was one of the few who got their character in the story. Hello, Flowerfur with the Okami beads and who can climb up anything!

Oh god... I kind of feel ashamed now. I hate self-insert stories so much.

Read it...? I don't know. It's funny, but it's not. It's annoying, but it's not.

It's confusing.

* War of the Ancients by Charles the VII (Warriors)

A story about Leopardclan, Lionclan and Tigerclan. Yes. Amazing, right?

What's even more amazing is that I made almost every character you see in the story. I am not kidding. Check what it says next to the Allegiances in chapter 3.

We had a long, loooong PM conversation about the characters. I am pretty proud of them.

Anyway, this story is good!... But he stopped writing it. Aw.

Read the four chapters anyway, they're good.

* Beyond the Stars by SilverIcefire (Warriors) § #

In The Last Hope, Spottedleaf died while protecting Sandstorm. Firestar misses her, and goes on a quest to find her with Hollyleaf, Bluestar and Redtail.

I don't like Spottedleaf. I think she is an annoying, sticky stalker. I hate even more FirexSpotted. But GOD do I love this Fic.

It's funny. It has a good plot idea. And that's all. But it is AMAZINGLY funny. Really. And terribly underrated.

Please read it. Do it for me.

* Berrynose's Diary by Lilystorm11 (Warriors)

The diary of Berrynose. What else to say?

It's funneh. But no that much. Read it for a few smirks at best. But it's entertaining.

* She Lied by A Beautiful Beast (Warriors) § #

A take on what happens after Hollyleaf make the big reveal.

It is one of the few fanfics I followed breathlessly. I wanted to know what was happening next more than anything. It is very good.

Plot twists also.

I guess it is kind of underrated...? I don't really know. 10 favorites, but 57 review for 17 chapters. Yeah. Now that I write it, I realise it IS underrated.

Read it. You won't regret it.

* 100 Untold Legends by Silverfrost of Iceclan (Warriors)

Wow. It's the first Fic I ever faved. Brings back memories.

It was supposed to be 100 legends telling the stories of brave cats from each clans. But it stopped at 25. Too bad.

You should read it anyway, the 25 legends are definitely worth reading.

* Good Fortunes by TheDogzLife (Okami) #

Ammy and Waka went back to Nippon and met Issun again. The little bug decides to go see Madame Fawn, which annoys Waka. A lot.

It's funny! I like it. And, of course, it has hints of Ammy/Waka. What else.

* Your First Mistake by Fudgefeather (Okami)

It's the first Okami Fic I ever read. Brings back memories again...

It's a one-shot of a little dialogue between Ammy and Yami before the great battle. Ammy tells him that blasting off Waka was a fatal mistake he made, because it made her angrier and sadder than ever. But Yami doesn't react like we'd expect him to...

Fudgefeather wrote a lot of Fics for Okami and made me like Yami/Kyuubi. He's amazing. Check his fics.

* En attendant demain by elinska (Okami)§

Avant de monter dans l'Arche de Yamato, Ammy revient à Seian pour retrouver quelqu'un qu'elle est sûre de ne pas revoir après.

Waka/Ammy, bien sûr! Vous me prenez pour qui ? ;)

* The Art of Trolling by Hekateras (Sherlock)#

Look! Moriarty isn't dead! He even hacked into John's blog to post comment. "Sherlock ?"

It's a very funny Sherlock Fic. Read it. Just for the line Moriarty says the 5 April at 12:45.

*Anniversary by DrVamoosi (Ghost Trick : Phantom Detective)#

Oh god. I was waiting in dread for this one.

A morning like the other? No. This morning, Yomiel wakes up earlier to make French Toast to Sissel, his fiancée.

By this point, you are probably thinking "Aw. It's cute.", right ?

This Fic is like the game.

The end surprise you and crushes you until you can do nothing but just stands there, mouth agape until you realise what you just read, and stand still until the cruel reality sinks in.

Read it. It's fascinating. In a sick way.

* Mémoires d'un guerrier du tonnerre by Heimdal (Warriors)

Petit One-shot sur la vie de Tornade Blanche avant le premier livre.

C'est la toute première Fic que j'ai jamais Fav. J'ai fait du chemin depuis, dis-donc!

* Yet Another Okami Parody by mochi2isluv (Okami)

A funny re-telling of the game.

You probably already have heard of it if you are in the Okami fandom. If you haven't read it yet, you most definitely should. It's freakin' amazing.

* Shattered Memories and Forgotten Dreams by DayDreamer95 (Okami)

The sequel to "Dog Days of Okami Amaterasu".

* The Dog Days of Okami Amaterasu by DayDreamer95 (Okami)

What Ammy's life was like before the game.

Ammy/Waka, good plot ideas, and feels.

What to ask more?

* Aftereffect by apollo-gize (Yume Nikki)

Every nights, Madotsuki ahve tons of fun with her friends in her Dream World. But all of that change the night she founds the Knife effect...

Pretty cool. Read it. PLUSITHASMADOTSUKI/MASADAHAHAHAHAHAAAASSJDLFGHBV

* Skyclan's Second Chanceby WrenTree (Warriors)

What happened to Skyclan after "Firestar's quest".

With Tinypaw as the main character! Original. I like it.

Read it, it's cool!


Coin Headcanon

Voilà. Ici, je vais décrire mon Headcanon sur certains jeux/livres/films. Le plus long sera sur Okami, parce qu'il y a quand même un tas de trucs à développer depuis le jeu. Les textes seront répartis en sous-catégories, qui... Enfin, vous comprendrez.

Okami : Aaah. Mon jeu préféré. Accrochez-vous, il y a beaucoup de choses à dire. Je frais des remarques en Italique et en parenthèse pour comparer mon Headcanon aux vraies légendes.

La petite famille d'Ammy

Izanagi a créé le monde avec Izanami, sa femme. Ils on eu deux enfants : Okami Amaterasu, déesse du soleil, et Tsukuyomi, dieu de la lune (Dans mon headcanon, ils n'ont pas un troisième frère qui s'appelle Susano). Ils ont ensuité créés la clique des dieux du pinceau, mais... Psychiquement, m'voyez? Avec leurs pouvoirs. Tandis qu'Ammy et Tsuky sont frères et sœurs concrètement(... J'espère que vous me suivez.). Même si les dieux du pinceau ne sont pas les "vrais" frères et sœur d'Ammy, ils la considèrent quand même comme leurs sœur. Tsuky, en revanche... Ehm. Regardez le paragraphe "Caractère".

Ammy, Tsuky et Izanagi ont créé respectivement les Célestes, les Lunaires et les Humains, vivant, respectivement à nouveau, sur la Plaine Céleste, sur la Lune, et dans le Nippon. Pour leurs peuples, ils sont un peu comme les pays d'Hetalia : Ils souffrent quand ils souffrent, ils savent quand un enfant nait et quand quelqu'un meurt. Mais, contrairement aux premiers, ils ne meurent pas quand leur peuple est anéantis : Ils le sentent, mais ne sentent rien de plus qu'un grand, grand vide.

La famille d'Ushiwaka

Ushiwaka a deux parents (dont, je vais être honnête, je n'ai pas encore trouvé de nom.) et une sœur, Kaguya. Au moment de la Catastrophe (voir plus bas), elle avait 10 ans et lui 17.

La tribu de la Lune

La tribu de la Lune a été créé par Tsukuyomi au même moment que les célestes et les humains. Ils ont trois particularité : Ils ont des technologies très avancées, ont tous un pouvoir très spécial... Et ne savent absolument rien du monde qui les entoure, à part la Lune. C'est à dire qu'aucun Lunaire n'a quitté la Lune. Jamais. Ils n'ont absolument aucune idée de ce qu'est le vent, l'herbe, la mer... C'est à peine s'ils savent que ça existe. Un des traits de caractère spécial de la Tribu de la Lune, c'est qu'ils se fichent complètement de ce qui se passe autour d'eux. Donc, tout le monde reste sur la Lune et dans l'ignorance.

Tout les Lunaires ont un pouvoir spécial, appelé "pouvoir principal", qu'ils ont dès leur naissance (comme la spécialité des youkais dans Touhou). Chacun a un pouvoir différent. Certain peuvent lire dans les pensées, d'autre voir le passé des gens comme si ils y étaient ... Leur pouvoir ne se montre pas avant l'âge de sept ans, six mois, cing jours et quatre heures très exactement. A ce moment là, leur pouvoir se manifestera violemment et sera le moment où il sera le plus puissant. Pour reprendre les exemples précédemment cités, le premier pourra lire les pensées des gens de toute la lune au même moment, et récolter un bon mal de tête en prime, et le second verra l'intégralité de la vie de la première personne qu'il voit. Evidemment, chaque enfant Lunaire est emmené dans un endroit spécial où ils pourront libérer la puissance de leur pouvoir librement, histoire de ne pas cramer toute la ville si ils peuvent contrôler le feu.

Les Lunaires peuvent aussi s'entrainer pour pouvoir avoir d'autres pouvoir, appelées "pouvoirs secondaires", qui seront quand même toujours moins puissant que leur pouvoir principal.

Tout les Lunaires reçoivent à la naissance un médaillon comme celui de Kurow. Il fait office de téléphone portable/ordinateur/à peut près tout ce qu'on peut faire avec un médaillon-hologramme, et ils le garde toute leur vie.

Les Lunaires ne peuvent pas mourir de vieillesse. Si ils tombent malades ou sont mortellement blessés, ils meurent, mais sinon, ils grandiront comme des humains jusqu'à 20-30 ans et s'arrêteront là.

La Lune(ce que je vais désigner par la Lune est le côté sombre de la Lune, celui qui ne fait jamais face à la Terre, et qui est le côté où, selon mon headcanon, toute la Tribu de la Lune vit.)

La Lune est un endroit pas très chaleureux: seulement des pierres grises sur des kilomètres et des kilomètres et des kilomètres. Il n'y a pas de vent, pas d'herbe, pas de lacs, d'océan ou de mer, juste une ville principale et quelques villages qui vivent à l'écart. Il n'y a qu'un seul arbre sur toute la Lune: il a été donné par Tsukuyomi parce que Ammy n'arrêtait pas de lui répéter que son territoire "était plus triste que lui, et ça, faut le faire." Il a beau être le seul arbre, il est immense: il fait la taille d'un immeuble de sept étages. Il est situé au bout d'un chemin qui mène à la ville.

Caractère

Ammy est une fille très libre et courageuse. Par "libre", je veut dire qu'elle a horreur quand des gens autres que son père lui donnent des ordres (Je n'ai pas dit sa mère car Izanami ne lui donne quasiment pas d'ordre: elle est tellement gentille qu'elle n'aime pas embêter sa fille avec des réprimandes.); elle répond à ces personnes généralement en leur hurlant dessus. Elle n'a pas peur de dire ce qu'elle pense, manquant parfois un peu de tact (causant beaucoup de mini-dépression de la part d'Ushiwaka). Elle n'est pas très féminine (même pas du tout) et, même si elle est Okami Amaterasu, mère de tout ce qui est bon dans ce monde, et est censée aimer tout le monde, elle a une certaine méprise des femmes et filles qui se maquillent et qui pouffent d'un air un peu idiot en regardant les garçons. Lorsqu'elle est sous forme lupine, son caractère est un peu différent: même si elle reste en général une boule de poil libre, affectueuse et manquant de tact, elle devient plus sérieuse et ressemble plus à la déesse qu'elle est censée être. Ses pouvoirs sont plus puissants lorsqu'elle est sous forme lupine car c'est sa forme originelle.

Ushiwaka a eu trois phases de caractère: une avant qu'il rencontre Ama, sur la Lune, une qui commence au moment où il devient ami avec Ama et une juste après la mort de Shiranui. Euh, nous sommes tous d'accord que Shiranui=Ama=Divinité du soleil FEMELLE, hein? Bref...

-Avant de rencontrer Ama, Ushiwaka était très différent. Il était complètement renfermé sur lui-même, n'avait aucun ami à part sa sœur, et était considéré par ceux de la tribu de la lune comme un type bizarre qu'il fallait éviter à tout prix. Il passait son temps à rêver, perché sur l'arbre dont je parlais un peu plus haut, à jouer de la flûte et à essayer de se convaincre que ce n'est pas lui "qui est bizarre, ce sont les autres qui ne sont que des imbéciles."

-Lorsqu'il est devenu ami avec Ama, son caractère joyeux et celui de ses frères et sœurs a déteint sur lui. Il est alors petit à petit devenu l'Ushiwaka qu'on rencontre dans Okami: drôle, show-offish, avec un don pour manier l'ironie et énerver les gens. Avec une seule différence: dans le jeu, il a toujours une sorte d'ombre qui planne sur lui, comme si il voulait rire encore plus et courir avec nous pour botter les fesses des démons, mais qu'il avait vécu des trucs trop horrible pour être vraiment heureux. A cette époque là, il est toujours joyeux. Il garde ce caractère même après l'attaque d'Orochi sur la plaine céleste et le crash de l'arche de Yamato.

-Après la mort de Shiranui, il réalise que sa mort, celle des Célestes et de tous les gens tués par les démons sont de sa faute. Ce qui lui fiche un léger coup au moral. Vous comprendrez bien évidemment que ma phrase précédente était un GROS euphémisme. Après la mort d'Ama, donc, il reste ironique, agaçant et show-offish, mais ne fait plus de vraies blagues, n'est plus du tout joyeux et se renferme sur lui-même à nouveau. Lorque Ammy bat Yami, elle récupère toute sa mémoire, et auto-déclare son objectif premier comme étant de re-donner à Ushiwaka sa joie d'avant, ce qu'elle arrive à faire relativement longtemps après qu'ils retournent sur la plaine céleste.


Histoires en cours:

-Une grande destinée: Petite Cerise et Boule de Mousse vivent une vie paisible dans le Clan de l'Aube. Ils ne savent pas qu'une prophetie plane sur eux... Ni qu'une grande menace approche. (Histoire mis en mode "pause". Désolé les amis, j'ai une GROSSE panne d'inspiration. Vous pouvez toujours m'envoyer des idées par MP...)

Histoires à venir:

- A great destiny: Cherrykit and Mosskit have a normal life in Dawnclan. They don't know that a prophecy talk about them... neither that a big threat is coming. (Traduction anglaise et ré-écriture de "Une grande destinée")

- Pas d'idée de tire. Juste une idée qui m'est venue comme ça. Un petit crossover entre Pokémon et PJO. Une colonie de sang-mélée pour Pokémon, où ils sont les enfants des légendaires. J'ai feuilleté les crossover, et quasiment tous ceux qui ont eu la même idée ont abandonné au troisième/second/premier chapitre. Encourageant.

- Encore une idée. Une ré-écriture du coup de téléphone entre le Docteur et le Maître dans SotD... Mais avec fem!Docteur et DocterxMaître.


95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

(95% des ados pleurerait si ils voyaient Justin Bieber en haut d'un gratte-ciel pour sauter.Copie et colle ça si tu fait partie des 5% qui s'assieraient avec du popcorn et une caméra et hurleraient "FAIT UN SALTO".)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu as ton propre petit monde, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu as déjà souhaité de pouvoir parler aux animaux ou être un animal, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

(J'aime le fromage. J'ai déjà vu des vaches violettes. *reste assez intraduisible en français*. Le lait, c'est bon. Les gens me traitent de folle, d'ailleurs je le suis, mais je suis surtout random ! Si tu es random et fier(e) de l'être, copie et colle ça dans ton profil!)

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

(Si tu prend le temps de lire les profiles des autres, copie ça dans le tien.)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile.

(Si tu fait partie de ceux/celles qui sont excités quand ils voient juste deux reviews dans leur boite mail, copie ça dans ton profil.)

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

(!liforp not snad aç elloc te eipoc, srevne 'l à aç eril ruop tnegilletni zessa se ut iS)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

(Si tu es sur l'ordinateur depuis un bon moment en lisant de nombreuses fanfics, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile.

(92% des ados nécoutent que de la Pop et du Hip-hop (et du rap). Si tu fait partie des 8% qui écoutent toujours de la vraie musique, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.) [M'enfin... J'aime bien la Pop moi...]

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu as déjà eu un rire de fou pour absolument aucune raison, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you hoped for a Hogwarts letter the day you turned eleven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Si tu as ésperé une lettre de Poudlard pour tes onze ans, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

(Vous riez parce que je suis différente. Je ris parce que vous êtes tous les mêmes.)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

(Si tu as déjà voulu donner une claque à quelqu'un, copie ça dans ton profil.)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Si tu as déjà copié et collé quelque chose sur ton profil, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu es une fille fatiguée des gars qui sont surs que tu es faible et que tu ne peut pas te battre, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

EVERYBODY knows that Wiress was never killed in the 3rd Quarter Quell. Instead of slitting her throat, Gloss spilled red paint on her; Plutarch picked her up, and she now secretly resides in District 3, where she runs a clock repair shop. She was the reason the rebellion worked out all along :) If you agree with the previous statement, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

(La plupart des gens serais offensés si on leur demandait ce qu'il n'allait pas bien avec leur cerveau. Copie ça si tu ferait partie de ceux qui répondrait: "Par où commencer?")

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu as déjà voulus aller dans un livre et étrangler des personnages parce qu'ils étaient stupides, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile!

(Si tu es bizarre, fou, dingue, étrange, pas normal, psychotique, random ou quoi que ce soit similaire, copie ça dans ton profil!)

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile

(Si tu pense que Harry Potter est toujours meilleur que Twilight, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu pense que c'est stupide que les filles soient automatiquement associées avec la couleur rose, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

(Si tu aime LGDC, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

(Si tu t'es déjà demandé qui a fait tout ces "copie ça dans ton profil", copie ça dans ton profil.)

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

(Si tu es contre le racisme,les préjudices, la discrimination, ou même les stéréotypes, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

(IMPORTANT- Les adolescentes qui ne sont PAS amoureuse de Robert Pattison ou Taylor Laughtner deviannent rapidement une espèce en voie de disparition. Si tu en fait partie, copie et colle ça dans ton profil. Vite, nous avons besoin de sponsors! :D )

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.

(Si tu préfère lire plutôt que de faire du sport, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu as déjà poussé une porte avec écrit "Tirez", copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you love Onestar as a warrior, but think he is STUPID-MORONIC-LEADER, put this into your profile

(Si tu as adoré Etoile Solitaire en tant que guerrier, mais que tu pense qu'il est un STUPIDE CHEF, met ça dans ton profil.)

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you ARE on someone elses profile right now (that's you!).

(Copie et colle ça si tu es sur le profil de quelqu'un d'autre. Coucou!)

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

(Si tu lis cette ligne, copie ça dans ton profil.)

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

(90 % des ados aujourd'hui mourerai si Myspace était détruit. Si tu fait partie des 10% qui rirait/ aurait hacké le site en premier, sopie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

(98% des ados fument. Si tu fait partie des 2% qui ne fument pas, copie et cole ça dans ton profil.)

IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

(Si tu as déjà tapé ta tête sur un mur pour aucune raison, copie et colle ça dans ton profile!)

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu connais un/des personnage(s) de jeux vidéos ou des/une arme(s) de jeux vidéos qui DOIT exister, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.) Perso, c'est les persos, les armes, le mo...Bref, TOUT Okami qui devrait exister.

If you love life, you better copy and paste this on your profile.

(Si tu aimes la vie, tu devrais copier et coller ça dans ton profil.)

If you wish you had a portal gun, copy and paste this in your profile.

(Si tu aimerais avoir un pistolet à portails (Portal! YAY!), copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem..

(Mon ami imaginaire pense que tu as un sérieux problème...)

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

(Mon ami imaginaire ne t'aime pas, lui non plus.)

Smile. They won't know what you're up to.

(Souris. Ils ne savent pas ce que tu compte faire.)

Taken

Single

Mentally talking with Dialga, the Time Pokémon. Yeeaaah.

You call me crazy. I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

(Tu me traite de folle. Les voix dans ma tête m'ont dit pire.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

(Il n'y a rien de mal à se disputer avec soi-même. C'est quand tu te dispute avec toi-même et que tu PERD que c'est bizarre. Si tu es d'accord, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

Those who hate Daisy and Berrynose, paste this into your profile.

(Ceux qui détestent Chipie et Museau de Sureau, copiez ça dans votre profil!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

(Pour moi, "fou" est un terme assez vague. Fou, c'est quand tu fixe ton crayon et que tu ris quand quelqu'un te demande ce que tu trouve de si intéressant à propos de la gomme. Fou, c'est quand tu vient de passer une heure à pleurer, et que tu commence à chanter et à danser quand ta chanson préférée passe. Fou, c'est quand tu fais ou dit quelque chose de totalement random, comme demander "Tu t'es déjà demandé où vont les morceaux de gommes?" ou quand tu commence une guerre de pouces avec toi-même. Si tu est fou(folle), copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

(Oui, je frappe comme une fille. Tu le pourrais aussi si tu frappais un peu plus fort.)

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

(Je ne suis pas folle...Je fais juste ce que les voix me demandent de faire.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

(Si tu es obsédé(e) avec les fics, copie ça dans ton profil)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

(Si tu entend les voix des personnages dans ta tête... Copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss

(Voler, c'est facile. Tu te jette au sol et tu loupe.)

Normal people scare me . . . but not as much as I scare them

(Les gens normaux me font peur...Mais pas autant que je leur fait peur.)

When in doubt, push random buttons!

(Si tu doute, pousse des boutons au hasard!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

(Ils disent: "Les pistolets ne tuent pas les gens, ce sont les gens qui tuent les gens". Eh bien, je pense que le pistolet aide. Si tu reste là et hurle "BAM", je pense pas que tu tuerai beaucoup de gens...)

Remember that some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

(Rappelle toi que certaines personnes sont vivantes parce que c'est illégale de les tuer.)

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFIL.

(Si tu veut un film La guerre des Clans, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you too, you went WTF when you saw Yami's true form...Copy and past this in your profil. (I created it! :3 )

(Si toi aussi, tu était totalement "WTF" quand tu as vu la vraie forme de Yami...Copie et colle ça dans ton profile.) (Je l'ai créé! :3 )

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

(La différence entre la fiction et la réalité? La fiction a du sens.)

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

(Les gens disent que tu ne peut pas vivre sans amour. Je pense que l'oxygène est plus important.)

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

(Je ne souffre pas d'être folle: J'adore toute les minutes où je le suis.)

If you have a romantic soul but don't want to admit it, copy and pas... Crap.

(Si tu as une âme romantique, mais que tu ne veut pas l'admettre, copie et c... Et merde.)

If you are anti-MySpace, copy and paste this.

(Si tu es anti-Myspace, copy et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you prefer the Wii over the Xbox and PS3, copy and paste this.

(Si tu préfère la Wii à la Xbox et à la PS3, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you have ever fallen in love with a certain video game character and hug the tv/computer screen everytime you see that character appear, copy and paste this.

( Si tu es déjà tombé(e) amoureux/euse d'un personnage de jeux vidéo eu que tu serrais dans tes bras la télé/l'écran à chaque fois que ce personnage apparaissait, copié et colle ça sur ton profil.) (Ma remarque sur WakaxAmmy explique tout...)

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

(Si tu te rend compte que tu fais des fics à partir d'autres fics dans ta tête, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu as déjà oublié de quoi tu parlais en pleine conversation, copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you fix typos in copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Si tu corrige les fautes des "copie et colle", copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

If you think Graystripe rocks, rules, and is hecka awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Si tu pense que Plume grise est le meilleur [pas de commentaires sur ma traduction pourrie s'il vous plait,Copie et colle ça dans ton profil.)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

ALL WARRIOR FANS READ THIS! NO EVERYONE READ THIS!

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile.

TOUT LES FANS DE LGDC, LISEZ CA! NON, TOUT LE MONDE, LISEZ CA!

Emmy Grace Cherry était une fan de LGDC de 10 ans avec un esprit de guerrier. Emmy et ses parents, Dana et Jimmy Cherry, ont été tués à cause d'une tornade en février 2007. Sur Wands and Worlds, un forum de fantasy fiction, plusieurs fan ont décidés qu'elle méritait un nom de guerrière. Un fan a fait la cérémonie, et lui a donné le nom de Brightspirit (Esprit Lumineux). Les autres fans ont décidés que c'était le nom parfait. Les Erins l'on placée, elle et ses parents, dans le livre Long Shadows (Longues Ombres) en tant que Brightspirit, Braveheart (Coeur Brave) et Shiningheart (Coeur Brillant). S'il vous plait, passez ce message en copiant et collant ça dans votre profil.


Bien!Je suis fière de vous annoncer que vous avez perdu 10 minutes de votre vie en lisant ce profil,et moi plusieurs jours pour l'écrire! Allez,au revoir!

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Dear Whovian Authors by scarlet phlame reviews
The cast of Doctor Who finally discover FanFiction. (I own nothing. Over 384,000 views and counting!)
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The adventures of Amaterasu as told from her point of view. Follows the events of the game "Okami." CONTAINS SPOILERS! Ammy/Waka pairing.
Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 114,759 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Amaterasu, Waka
Fixing Hearts by wolf master97 reviews
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Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The continuation of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann
Sincerely, The Reality of Warriors by Infinite Legend reviews
Warriors FanFictions tend to get a bit crazy at times. This is my version of "Dear FanFiction Writers" for Warriors to create some well-intended humor. Please come in and enjoy the story. Sit down, sip a cup of hot chocolate, and have a few good laughs. This is not meant to offend anyone.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011
Touch of Humanity by Lieju reviews
SPOILERS FOR GHOST TRICK. Sissel was fully prepared to disappear after one night, but due to one choice made by Yomiel in an attempt to fix some of what he did everything ended differently, and now Sissel finds himself in a situation he never expected. Sissel/Lynne
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Sissel, Lynnn] Kamila, Missile - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
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The New Beginning by MoonlightMasquerader reviews
Just a fluffy little one-shot about the first day of return after the defeat of Yami. Amaterasu and Waka arrive safely on the Celestial Plain, but must now focus on the task at hand. Our loveable half-baked prophet struggles with some depressing memories, while Ammy is just her usual adorable self.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Amaterasu, Waka - Complete
To Finally Feel by arsenicCataria reviews
You have gone all your life, not being able to feel pain, but it has finally changed.. ( NotACat!Sissel AU, Sissel x Lynne )
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Lynnn - Complete
Raining Teardrops by DauntlessFlame reviews
Deaths and accidents happen, but the past is unchangable. Things are regretted. Things are avenged. But the past will never change. That's the key to acceptance. *a collection of drabbles* Current Cat: Crookedstar
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
Howl's Love Spell by beyond the shadows reviews
Sophie Hatter: the only girl who had ever stayed in his presence longer than a week and not fallen hat over in heels in love with him. But when Howl decides to speed up the process . . . Chaos and hilarity ensue in this quick-paced story. COMPLETE
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,906 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Mirrors by Expecto-Prongs reviews
We're mirrors. I killed myself. Now you have to kill yourself, angel, it's your turn. I win.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
I'm Thunderclan, thank you very much by RinWolfeh reviews
I wake up as a cat...with powers that even Starclan can't control. And I'm not alone...T for some battles to come and minor cussing. also, i do not own the cover i used, i found it online. NOT DONE YET, ITS ON HOLD
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012
War of the Ancients by Charles the VII reviews
"The sun and the moon will come together, unless the stars destroy us..." The oldest prophecy there was, yet no cat could figure it out. LeopardClan, LionClan, TigerClan fic. Accepting OC's! And title ideas!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012
Beyond the Stars by SilverIcefire reviews
What happened to Spottedleaf after The Last Hope. I suck at summaries. T for violence. COMPLETE!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Spottedleaf, Firestar - Complete
Berrynose's Diary by Lilystorm11 reviews
A pink sparkly journal has been discovered under a strange moss nest. After careful DNA testing, and looking inside the cover scientist have discovered that this diary belonged to Berrynose. So they posted it on this site, sharing all his secrets. :
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Berrynose
She Lied by A Beautiful Beast reviews
I'm no good a summaries, forgive me. A BrambleXSquirrel story, but different from the ones you usually see. This is a story I wrote a long time ago, so sorry about that. T because I'm paranoid. :P NOW COMPLETE!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - [BrambleStar, Squirrelflight] - Complete
100 Untold Legends by Silverfrost of IceClan reviews
Legends about love, hate, forgiveness, hope, faith, and many more. These are countless legends passed down from generation to generation. Some have been forgotten, but the cats of StarClan, even the oldest, will remember them forever.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,323 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Genderbend by Be.Unique.X reviews
One shots and drabbles in a gender bended universe featuring the Doctor, the Master and a handful of companions! Female!Doctor Doctor/Master
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Good Fortunes by TheDogzLife reviews
When Amaterasu, Issun and Waka return to Nippon for a visit, they stop off at Madame Fawn's house... much to the annoyance of the prophet. Hinted WakaxAmmy.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Waka, Issun - Complete
Your First Mistake by Fudgefeather reviews
Just before the fight that would determine whether light or darkness would reign, Amaterasu decides to tell Yami what his first mistake was... But he's not the only one who made such a mistake. Hinted AmmyXWaka and KyûbiXYami.
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Amaterasu, Yami - Complete
En attendant demain by elinska reviews
Avant de monter dans l'Arche, Ama retourne à Seian, au QG Tao pour s'y reposer, réfléchir et attendre. Issun se retrouve lui aussi à se poser des questions sur cette aventure et ce qui l'attend "après". Léger spoils pas grand chose je pense .
Okami - Rated: K - French - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Amaterasu, Issun - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Anniversary by Dr. Vamoosi reviews
French toast is easy. Even he can make french toast for her.
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Yomiel, Sissel - Complete
Mémoires d'un guerrier du tonnerre by Heimdhal reviews
Un petit one-shoot sur la vie d'un guerrier. Plus qu'un coeur de guerrier, c'est plutôt un coeur de tornade de sentiments que j'ai voulu décrire. En partie imaginé, en partie fidèle à l'histoire d'Erin Hunter; en tout cas j'espère que ça vous plaira.
Warriors - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Whitestorm - Complete
Yet Another Okami Parody by mochi2isluv reviews
Title says all. Filled to brim of your sake cup with smarmy prophets, annoying tree sprites, windwakering, smiting, parties, OOCs, and one heckofa rollickin' good time with your favorite white wolf/sun goddess. Rated T for swears. COMPLETED!
Okami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Amaterasu - Complete
Shattered Memories and Forgotten Dreams by DayDreamer95 reviews
Sequel to Dog Days. After 100 years, Waka is finally reunited with his lost love, Shiranui, reborn as Amaterasu. But she's lost all her memories. Can Waka help Amaterasu regain her memory, or will her true self be lost forever...? Please review!
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Waka, Amaterasu - Complete
The Dog Days of Okami Amaterasu by DayDreamer95 reviews
Take a journey back in time, back to the distant past, to the dog days of Okami Amaterasu! Find out the many secrets of Ammy's mysterious past! Where did she really come from? Read to find out! **WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS!** And don't forget to review!
Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,411 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Shiranui, Waka - Complete
Aftereffect by apollo-gize reviews
Madotsuki had never needed the knife before. Once she had it, she felt that she had to use it. On whom? Well, that didn't matter. TWO-SHOT.
Yume Nikki - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Madotsuki
SkyClan's Second Chance by WrenTree reviews
Tinypaw discovers more about SkyClan that she knew, and with StarClan as well. When her evil deputy decides he wants to rule the forest along with these other mysterious cats in it, what is she supposed to do? Sequel: The Lost Warrior
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,494 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Une grande destinée reviews
Petite Cerise et Boule de Mousse vivent une vie paisible dans le Clan de l'Aube.Ils ne savent pas qu'une prophétie plane sur eux,leur promettant une grande destinée si ils survivent à la menace... Je suis nulle pour les résumés. Faites vos reviews!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - French - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012