Harmonic Frictionhide bio
Author has written 85 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird, Village, Pirates of the Caribbean, Disney, Jane Eyre, Incredibles, Patriot, Misc. Books, Aladdin, Toy Story, Game of Thrones, and A song of Ice and Fire. I'm just a dude who likes writing fic. I started writing on here when I was 14 and it's been a huge source of entertainment and fun ever since. I write mostly humor and angst. I unapologetically root for villains. My erotic fiction is on Archive. I am not continuing many of my dark romance stories here because I am older now and thus I feel strange about finishing ones that are about teens since I'm no longer a teen. So unfortunately, some of my fics will stay unfinished. Thanks for reading. OTP: Syndrome/Mirage (Incredibles) Fic I am most proud of: Recall Alice When She Was Just Small Guilty pleasure: Writing Joffrey shit (GoT) |
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The Absence by Conqueror Worm reviews
Caught in an unwanted marriage to James Potter, Lily staves off depression through her brief encounters with Severus, her now-contemptuous childhood friend. Meanwhile, a young Hermione develops a crush on Sirius, and Regulus succumbs to the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,086 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Strangers by Stars In Tokyo reviews
"Come now, wolf," Joffrey Baratheon hissed, "Time to be given away to your new husband." [The strange relationship of Sansa Stark & Tyrion Lannister]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Sansa S., Tyrion L.] Joffrey B., Shae
The Mountain And The Hound by aswewalked reviews
A lovely little tale of brotherly love.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sandor C., Gregor C.
Five Times Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy Never Kissed by Tobiume reviews
Several encounters that never happened. Or did they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,034 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Our Little Secret by Dystopiac reviews
Helen needs Syndrome's help to crack the codes. Syndrome wants something in return. Series of four chapters. Light smut and heavy violence.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Syndrome, Elastigirl - Complete
In Lieu of a Power Nap by Tobiume reviews
Mirage finds herself distracted from her work. Syndrome stops by and helps her refocus.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Mirage, Syndrome] - Complete
King of Fools & Slave of Folly by Randomiss reviews
Joffrey— a lifetime's worth of games, all marked by a cruelty beyond the human understanding, yet kissed by a kindness in the very end. In the arms of mother Death, the King is home at last.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Joffrey B. - Complete
a radiant darkness upon us by She's a Star reviews
In the days before Joffrey's wedding to Margaery, Sansa and Tyrion's marriage grows more complicated. (Multi-chapter story; in progress.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Tyrion L., Sansa S.
The Problem of Harry by Tobiume reviews
You can tell a lot about a man from the way he eats his breakfast. Vernon considers the problem of his nephew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Vernon D. - Complete
Roses That Bloom In Darkness by Tobiume reviews
Margaery, at her grandmother's urging, spends time with Joffrey in order to uncover his true nature, but her feelings upon doing so are somewhat complicated.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Margaery T., Joffrey B.] - Complete
in the city we love by lydiamartins reviews
The room smells of stale smoke and second chances but she is a stupid, little girl. -— SansaJoffrey, for susanna and sharine
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete
Second Thursday by Tobiume reviews
Hermione takes a wrong turn up a trick staircase and runs in to Draco Malfoy. (HG/DM, HG/RW)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And Time, It Can Be Cruel or Kind by Tobiume reviews
On a Valentine's Day date with Draco, Hermione remembers their Valentine's Day interactions in years previous. (DM/HG established relationship, post-Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Manipulation and Seduction by TheRedViper reviews
When Margaery Tyrell enters Joffrey's bedchamber, he is not expecting what is about to happen. Yet another one-off, though I am going to make a series of these, and possibly put them all into a larger story later on. As always, very graphic.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Margaery T., Joffrey B. - Complete
Joffrey's Nameday Present by TheRedViper reviews
What if King Joffrey decided to use the whores give to him by his uncle for sexual services rather than disturbing violent ones? Just a short one-off I made when bored. Accurate to the characters and world. Very graphic.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Complete
Obsolescence - Try Saying 'Alohomora' to a Sherlock-ed Fan by cleury reviews
[For The Sherlock Competition] Using Sherlock quotes as prompts. Part 1 Prompt 2. A overprotective father finds an awfully written love-poem addressed to his daughter. Without thinking too much, he composes a reply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Dark in My Imagination by absumoaevum reviews
Draco Malfoy returns to the ruin of Malfoy Manor years after the Second Wizarding War. In the mouldering rubble that was his home, he uncovers a secret kept hidden for far too long. (This story is Dramione. Rated M for some gore, brief sexual content, and traumatic psychological themes.) *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Because the King Does as He Pleases by geekischic reviews
There was a reason that the crossbow was Joffrey Baratheon's weapon of choice. Post 3x06 The Climb, scene with Joffrey and Ros. Very mature themes and very graphic.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Joffrey B. - Complete
The Little Moments by Jungle Jenna reviews
All the neighborhood girls know him as "that awful Snape boy", but Lily knows him as Sev...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Eileen P.
More Wine by Skyla Pearl reviews
A love story about the most perfect pair in all of Westeros. Queen Cersei and her Wine! Crackfic. Somewhat OOC. Follows show more than books. Somewhat.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Cersei L., Joffrey B., G. M. Pycelle, Hodor - Complete
A Narcissist Always Hates Competition by Dystopiac reviews
Incredibles/Iron Man crossover. Drabble. Unedited. Buddy Pine hates competition. He hates 'Iron Man,' he hates Tony Stark and he hates Stark Industries.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Syndrome - Complete
Every Single Room by SlipperbackTub reviews
Violet realizes she and Buddy have had sex in almost every single room in their house. SYNLET. Oneshot.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Syndrome, Violet P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by SacredMagyck reviews
A brief introspection as Hermione comes to terms with her torture at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, while in the process of becoming her loathed enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Glitter Disco Hot Mess by Random-Musings reviews
Lily helps Severus celebrate his 16th birthday, but playing by her rules leads to a night of adolescent debauchery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
I Hate You by Vindoodles reviews
Buddy Pine is finally laid to rest, and Mirage is left with nothing but a casket and memories.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Mirage, Syndrome
First Love by dayflow reviews
He was your first love. T for language and mention of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2012 - [Lavender B., Ron W.] - Complete
Not Another Game of Truth Or Dare… by dayflow reviews
Why no one wants to play Truth or Dare with Draco Malfoy. Nonslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Impedo Gravida by CSI Clue reviews
An AU story set in Lily and Snape's seventh year. A room is required, a spell is cast!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
King's Cross by Jungle Jenna reviews
Eileen Snape notices something different about her son when he arrives home from his fifth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Outsider by Swallow B reviews
After Eileen's death, Severus learns something unexpected about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
WHY by dayflow reviews
"Why, why, why, why, WHY!" Draco angrily thought to himself. "Why did I kiss Hermione Granger?" Dramione, Post-War, series compliant, guest starring Pansy Parkinson
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P. - Complete
Traitor by The Harper reviews
Lily sees Snape at an Order meeting, and contemplates their past. Snape/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Life of a Lovesick Toaster by Lady Myotismon reviews
Brave Little Toaster fic. Vignettes about the toaster and NOW UPDATED! the air conditioner's unrequited love for The Master. Extremely suggestive.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Snippets from Slytherin by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
107 drabbles focusing on various Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 30,032 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Gypsy Eye, Wolf Eye by 2AddersFanged reviews
Currently being edited.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006
James Potter's Guide to Avoiding Social Faux Pas by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
In which James is a bit curious, Peter is a bit bored, and Remus and Sirius may or may not be shagging like poncy little rabbits behind their backs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived, Lost Everything, and More by AudioAnxiety reviews
An unabashed crack!fic involving Draco, a skiing accident, international investing, and incessant references to popular culture and current events. Bathroom scenes to make the fangirls squeal. Rated M for language and un- sexy situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Draco M.
Bittersweet by SpankingHalo reviews
Snape and Lily's relationship, in retrospect. During DH. Spoilers for all DH. One shot. Feedback and critcism welcomed - it all helps me improve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Crime and Capabililty by La Vik reviews
Buddy Pine was your everyday highschool outcast. When Syndrome unknowingly turns to a former classmate for help in the future, he tells her everything. Will he regret his choice, or will she prove to be more useful than he first expected?
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/31/2005
Writers Block by Dystopiac reviews
Movieverse. Whilst in the afterlife waiting room, Beetlejuice attempts to write Lydia a letter, explaining how he feels about her. However, after several attempts at a romantic love letter, he decides to write something more suitable for him.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Another Noble HP Fanfic Mockery Indeed by FuriousYak reviews
A parody of slash-fiction I have read over the years. Characters out of character, non-canon elements, clumsy, inconsistent over-emphasis of British-ness, contrived situations, and anachronisms abound! And a Mary Sue, why not? Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Some Sort of Mix Up by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Son, I must express my pleasure that you seem to be acclimating yourself to the dizzying altitudes of Gryffindor tower, and, dare I say, acquainting yourself with the natives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Election Day by Freebird87 reviews
The 2008 US presidential election is coming up. Who is everyone at Dunder-Mifflin going to vote for?
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Master of a Nothing Place by Conqueror Worm reviews
A short vignette about Lucius on his way to Azkaban. 'I long to not be here—to be home and clean. To be a proud Pureblood once again. Instead, I am going to prison. So much for the Dark Lord’s promises of Pureblood superiority.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
The Superman by Ventos reviews
As Halloween nears, Elaine dates a man trick-or-treating. Jerry dates a chef who won't pronounce 'Superman' properly. R&R!
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual for SNAPE by twilightm00n reviews
Your prayers have been answered! You are the proud recipient of your very own SNAPE unit! To make the most of this cynical Slytherin Potions professor who is quite fond of double crossings, please read the following instructions carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Severus S.
First Place Sinner by Daystar Clarion reviews
In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Softly Into the Dark Night by Satine89 reviews
There Will Be Blood fic. Eli Sunday was never normal. Not when he started the Church of the Third Revelation, not when he met Daniel Plainview, and certainly not afterwards. WA Branching Out Challenge entry. Borderline T-M rating.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Stories by sellthelie reviews
NevilleHermione: He wasn't reading from a book, choosing this one from memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Neville L., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald Serpent For Vanity by Raihu reviews
Nagini & Draco: Sooner poisoned than cured.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Abracadabra by whatapotter reviews
When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Percy at the Wheezes by drcjsnider reviews
Percy needs a job, George needs some help at the store. Drabble. Warning DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
All the Kids by ronwheezyrox reviews
Summer holidays have started. There is unresolved tension between Dudley and Clarice. Promises are made and some are broken. AU cause of the 7th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Dudley D., OC
Puritanical Petunia by Rezallia reviews
Petunia ruminates on her nephew's place in the Dursley household and what caused her to treat him so dismally. She determined to reverse the roles. Ordinary reigning over extraordinary, and in doing so, she'd set the mold for the two disparate boys....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Just a Damn Criminal by AUTOMATICjoy reviews
After a heated phone call with Mr. Incredible, Mirage realizes that she's not so different from him. [[Noexactparing.]] [[God, I don't own Mirage or Bob.]]
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
She bends by AUTOMATICjoy reviews
[[MirageSyndrome]] Mirage had always been Syndrome's little doll. She would have murdered for him, and at the very least, become his armcandy for a night.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007
That Awful Boy by picascribit reviews
1977: In the summer before their 7th year, Lily and Severus attempt to renew their friendship, and more, with mixed results. Warning: recreational potion use, attempted sexual coercion. Written 2007. To be edited and podficced at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2007 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] Petunia D. - Complete
I'm Not Broken by FaithInSnape reviews
Snape receives tragic news and returns to his childhood home only to learn that, sometimes, the past is better left unremembered. Possibly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Severus S.
Have You Noticed? by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chance Meetings by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre DH] Petunia Dursley, waiting for Vernon on a night out, runs into someone she wasn't expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Petunia D., Horace S. - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened DoM by donahermurphy reviews
Short oneshots of five things that never happened in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Hermione G.
Happy Mothers Day by Videl86 reviews
Dudley has a person to give his Mothers Day card to, but who does Harry have? A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Hidden Staff by Myrtle the Tyrtle reviews
Isn't everybody sick of seeing Harry take the centre stage in all the stories? Don't you wish you could have a story about Dudley saving the world? Well, here it is! Set after events in HBP, and featuring Dudley Dursley and a Staff that was hidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Dudley D.
Polyjuice Prongs by Conqueror Worm reviews
Oh, yes, Potter,' Severus hissed silkily. 'I'm overjoyed to be standing like a pompous ass, periodically ruffling my hair.' MWPP era. Snape and James temporarily switch identities with Polyjuice Potion. Not slash. Oneshot. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2007 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond The Pale by Spinereader reviews
Harry learns why being alone in a room with a friend of Dudley's is a VERY bad idea. Contains slash, with Piers of all people! Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
It Makes You Feel by Blood White Panther reviews
Harry is depressed. He messes with Draco head. It goes downhill from there. Don't read if you don't want to be unsettled and disgusted and depressed. Read the warnings before you continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Push by ronwheezyrox reviews
A Syndrome and Mirage oneshot once again for HarmonicFriction. The bitter truth of their romance.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Cold by ronwheezyrox reviews
A oneshot of Syndrome and Mirage. How they meet and various other scenarios. For HarmonicFriction.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Truth by silent-voices reviews
Petunia Evans had grown up knowing there were Undeniable Truths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
Fallen by ronwheezyrox reviews
Hermione is about to face her 7th year at Hogwart's, but she's missing a few key factors. Meanwhile, Draco is struggling just to live. See what happens when their paths cross in unexpected ways. T for language. AU due to the seventh book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fragment of Faith by SacredMagyck reviews
The night before Esmerelda is to be burned at the stake she recieves a visit from Frollo, who makes her remember that only through him can she be saved. Graphic molestation.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
A Few Words Short by Rhianwen reviews
Mirage can't give a simple answer to a simple question. Violet can't wait forever. Set five years postmovie. Shameless fluff. Written whilst under the influence of Tylenol Coolburst Daytime Cold Relief.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Role for Damage by Rhianwen reviews
Mirage makes a suggestion. Syndrome gets the wrong idea. With the help of a character sheet, a d4, and a plucky little girl named Andy who doesn't actually appear in this story, they come to understand each other just a little bit better.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Purity by Rack reviews
He's a man, but just barely; he lacks that essence of humanity that is associated with laughter. And he's made of angles and sharp lines, needless cruelty and edged sarcasm. It makes him clear, and it makes him pure. —Twisted VioletSyndrome, SEQUEL UP—
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Violet P., Syndrome - Complete
Symbiotic by pixie paramount reviews
When he kisses her, she thinks of anyone but him. — Violet/Olaf. Oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
The Deadliest Sin by Ssergit reviews
Severus Snape has already made his commitment to the Death Eaters when Lily Evans arrives at his door, a complication he hadn’t expected, a temptation he almost couldn’t resist. Oneshot. Note: Written before Deathly Hallows, so now very slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by vyrastra reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 309 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oedipus by desolate butterfly reviews
Draco Malfoy looks just like his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sweet Sangria by desolate butterfly reviews
Draco needs to make a decision about where he stands in this war before someone else does it for him. AU, HPDM slash, based on lyrics by Tori Amos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Toxic by SacredMagyck reviews
Draco and Harry are drawn to each other. But they're relationship is toxic. It's poison to themselves and everyone around them.They fight then make love. Hate each other than perfectly fine. In the end it will either ruin them or make them stronger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Strange Habits by funkyjunkie reviews
Pippin would do anything to make Merry calm down. [Slash]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Sixteenth Summer by CorvusCorax13 reviews
A young and darkly brooding Severus Snape returns home to his parents the summer after the Marauders tipped him upside down by the lake. One shot. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Into Snape's Pensieve: A Happier Memory by Phiction Phantom reviews
One shot. This is another of Harry's trips into the Pensieve, this wone much less angsty than the last, and a much happier memory for Snape. Snape's trying to get the marauders expelled for good, but when Lily steps in, is his plan thwarted?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Quiet Moments in the Dark by Piscean Papillion reviews
An introspective look at the relationship that developed between Syndrome and Mirage during the course of their work together. The response to several requests I received. Mirage's POV.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete
Jack Jack vs Edna Mode by The Evil Author reviews
Edna tries to design the perfect suit for Jack Jack... which is not as easy as it first appears.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2005
Birds by Eurothrashed reviews
A 100 word Barbossa and Elizabeth snippet aboard the Pearl. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
A Weakness We Share by Sus reviews
Angstariffic. What will Mirage do, now that she realises what she's been doing all these years, and just what she means to Syndrome these days. There is smut.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
Of Heart Or Hope by it takes a village reviews
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart. Helen Keller
Village - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Out of the Woods by Doc M reviews
Updated! 'Village' sequel, with 'Kaspar Hauser' overtones - but I plan a happier outcome. New: Ivy shares her fears with Lucius; plans are made for Noah's future; and Jay speculates wildly. (Some corrections after getting the DVD)
Village - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
Quid Pro Quo by Piscean Papillion reviews
From the point of view of Syndrome, and yes, it contains spoilers. Syndrome reflects on his obsession with a certain Mr. Incredible. Slashy, but not incredibly so.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
Black and White and Red All Over by AskNotForWhomTheBellTolls reviews
AU. Bob, captured and imprisoned on Nomanisan Island, begins working to unlock the puzzle that Syndrome has become. (Rating will increase drastically in later chapters.)
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2005
Stolen Kisses by SacredMagyck reviews
(NEW CHAPTER!)"If only…" she sighed watching the crescent moon begin its ascent into the heavens. "Not to worry dear. Your Fairy God-Mother has arrived," twittered a man’s voice. Lucius stepped from the shadows and curtsied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Severus S.
Color as Seen by the Blind by M. D. Jensen reviews
Ivy muses on Noah's color while attempting to calm him after another nightmare. Very, very cute and fluffy! Takes place about ten years before the movie.
Village - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Our Shameful Desires by LittleMagenta reviews
--COMPLETE-- MerryPippin slash. They confessed to each other after so long. Everything would have been perfect, as long as they kept it secret. But it all went so wrong... How far are they willing to go? Is it really worth it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Hate by Oh So Cliche reviews
Hate is an ugly word, but in a world in which love and compassion are dangerous things, feelings of hate must be told. These are the trio's feelings. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Beautiful by Mawaridi reviews
Sometimes, Pansy is beautiful. Millicent never is. (femmeslash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2004
Brave by Mawaridi reviews
Ron's brothers seemed to do such things with effortless bravery, while just the thought of doing them himself made his stomach feel full of stones. But he didn’t want the older boys to think he was a coward, so he bit his tongue and did it anyway.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Ron W.
Rancid by Mawaridi reviews
Percy loves Hermione for her practicality, but her mind is on another Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Percy W., Hermione G.
Dudley Dursley Saves the World by loralee1 reviews
Dudley does what he does best
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Complete
Worth Fighting For by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A RotK filler scene, movie verse: We saw Frodo, Merry, and Pippin's reactions, but what was going through Sam's head that night in the Green Dragon?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Samwise G., Rosie C.
Letters To An ArchNemesis by Phantasmagoria Pilgrim Angel reviews
Harry and Draco are caught fighting and are punished as a consequence: to write letters to each other! But in the process, they discover more than they bargained for. Romance, action, and insults galore! (This is not SLASH!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,967 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Whole Night by N. Marie reviews
Millicent Bulstrode doesn't go to clubs. [Femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Hermione G.
Kiss Goodnight by Never Walk reviews
Lucius doesn’t like that Draco is growing up, so he takes steps to get his innocent baby back. But now Draco can’t take care of the ‘urges’ that plague usual teenagers. So now someone has to help him…what else is a loving father to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
First Year Potions by Eagle Lord reviews
MWPP time potions. Interesting teachers and events. One of my first, so R/R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Almost by dragongirlG reviews
One summer day, Dudley Dursley becomes curious about his cousin Harry's life. Will he succeed in learning more about it? Angstfic from Dudley's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Eat the Rich by Nokomiss reviews
Ever wonder why they're called Death Eaters? Enter here, and follow Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy through a formal dinner. Slightly disturbing content. *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Lucius M. - Complete
Diary of a Stalker by Bennybunny reviews
A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ice Cream and Alcohol by Ivory Tower reviews
What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2002
Letters to Santa by Bennybunny reviews
Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Fire and Ice by Liana Goldenquill reviews
Millicent always thought she'd be Draco's -- not that she loved him; it was about the power. In fourth year, Pansy steps in, and Draco has no need for Millicent, who's upset and looking for power anywhere. Millicent/Pansy, "First Kiss Project" style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2002
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.
MC-90 by Rune1 reviews
A recorded interview with Severus Snape after Voldemort's death. Warning: strong language. This is a *dark fic.* You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2001
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/1/2001
To Sever the Lining from a Cloud by Textualsphinx reviews
O read me, review me I live for your praiseAnd this sweet touching tale has taken two daysIt dripped through my head when, too scantily cloaked I got caught in a rainstorm and thoroughly soaked. 'GOLDEN QUILL' and 'BLOODY BRILLIANT' award winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Pretty Fly (for that Snape Guy) by Magenta reviews
Harry and co. take a *musical* approach during a particularly bad potions lesson. The wizarding version of the Offspring's 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy'. And yes, I am insane! R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2001
Neville's letter to Santa by Alcione reviews
A silly little thing I wrote - 5 year old Neville Longbottom writes his letter to Santa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2000
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The Thrill and the Hurting reviews
Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,240 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Cersei L., Sandor C.
Family Counseling With the Dursleys reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
She only dreams of dragons reviews
"I'd never disappear in the flames without you, Daenerys. We are Targaryens. I will grab your hand and we will meet the dragons together," he says into her mouth. She is growing fast, and he is running now, running to catch up.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Viserys T., Daenerys T./Dany] K. Drogo - Complete
Summer Cherries reviews
Joffrey is having a very lovely day, perhaps at the cost of others, but who cares? Margaery loves him, and they are going to have a fantastic life together. And chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. (Read the warning for the sake of the faceless gods.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Margaery T., Joffrey B.] - Complete
We Need to Talk About Joffrey reviews
Modern A/U. The Starks are a well off, honest family from the north part of the city. Joffrey is a 16 year old loner with a dark side. Chaos erupts after Joffrey begins dating the Starks' eldest daughter, sweet and shy Sansa. Joffrey's cruelty increases when he inherits his father's company. [YA novel style mixed w crime drama, romance and thriller. Joff/Sansa. Joff POV.]
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Jon S., Sandor C.
Because the King Dies as He Pleases reviews
Tywin Lannister steps up to the frustrating task of reading aloud an important legal document just six hours after the purple wedding. A funeral is planned. There are harsh words. Someone has the last laff. Hijinks ensue. "The body is gone but the troll lives on." (CRACK FIC. SPOILERS FOR PURPLE WEDDING AND MINOR SPOILERS BEYOND BUT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW THIS.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Joffrey B., Tywin L., Sansa S., Cersei L. - Complete
Betrothal reviews
Sansa: She was his first love - Margaery: She was his dream - Joffrey's two loves, in two prose poems.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Margaery T. - Complete
His Two Skillful Hands reviews
King Joffrey liked new toys, anything shiny and pretty and soft. He liked to be the one to use a new thing first and he especially liked to be the one to smash it as soon as he grew bored. Sansa Stark was his new toy's name, they said, and she was to bear his children and make him happy. [Character study of Joffrey's sadism. Joffrey's POV. View warning, please.]
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Cersei L., Sandor C. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Mudblood's Pants reviews
Draco thinks his interest in Granger is a secret until Pansy pranks him by giving him a pair of Granger's pants. To avoid Pansy's evil schemes, Draco must embark upon a hunt for clues throughout Hogwarts Castle. His prize? Granger, of course. Can he find Granger? Will one time be enough? And what if his feelings morph from lust into something stronger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,503 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P.
Song of Her Screams reviews
Directly follows "The Golden Crown" events in Season 1/ Ep 6. In a small glimpse of a lovely afternoon, Joffrey appeals to his mother by being the perfect gentleman to Lady Sansa. That is, until she has the audacity to best him during a playful tussle in the garden. Joffrey's POV. (Read the warning.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] - Complete
Stupid Cupid reviews
It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Thirty Three reviews
Part One: Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet. Part Two: The Ministry is inside of you now. The Ministry has ways of keeping ex-criminals humble. (originally written in 2007. expanded. implied HG/DM)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/19/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Voldemort - Complete
Thump reviews
In the midst of the war, Malfoy Manor is being used to house prisoners and this includes the Golden Trio. Draco is bored and has had enough Merlot to be bold. He decides he must find Granger and when he does locate her, he unleashes his ugliest side in order to satiate a deeper thirst. [Warning. Rated M. Read the author's note.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Forever reviews
Dudley is a good man with bad roots. (Darkfic. Short story. Originally written in 2007.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Dudley D., OC] Petunia D.
Of Razors reviews
Draco Malfoy was good at many things. Writing love letters just wasn't one of them. (One-shot. SadisticDraco/implied MasochisticHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Bitter reviews
It is seventeen years after the war. On a snowy winter evening, Hermione is running Christmas errands in Hogsmeade with her two children. Whilst taking a break for sweets, she runs into her old rival Draco Malfoy and realizes he has had a bit to drink. Draco is a lush, and needs someone to talk to. Hermione ruminates upon retribution and karma. one-shot. Angsty. A bit raunchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
Puberty reviews
The war is brewing and Draco Malfoy's interest is fixed upon girls. His first time comes too soon, and with someone he's not too keen on. He wants more, and is sickened that he's beginning to find Mudbloods and blood traitors attractive. Slightly A/U 5th year. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] Pansy P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Prefect Granger reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Rorschach reviews
The now deceased villain Syndrome is infamous as a psychotic terrorist, but where did it all begin? Follow Buddy's transformation through conversations and therapy sessions with his only confidant: his psychologist. Her own attraction to power connects the two of them in ways she wishes she could take back. (Character study; 9 chapters; dark fic; smut in later chapters)
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Mirage, Syndrome
Not a Fairytale reviews
Dark, lengthy romance about Lily and Sev, age 9 til death. Lucius pops the question. Severus feels uneasy about developments. Lily and Petunia bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 243,125 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
50 Times Severus Snape Laughed reviews
And what exactly, I wondered, would the potions master find hysterical? 50 drabbles, each about a time during which Snape couldn't stop laughing. I'll be taking requests, which you can insert in your review. Details inside. R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Children At Play reviews
After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
They Don't Have Good Years reviews
A love/hate poem about Syndrome and Mirage.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Syndrome, Mirage - Complete
Catcher in the Sand reviews
pre-movies. Iago is a 30something MAN who's looking for the perfect partner in crime. He meets a mysterious feller whose beard is just so dang twisted! Includes slash, slight substance abuse,cameo appearances, and Iago as a deranged Holden Caulfield?
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008
Sonne reviews
post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
If We Were Our Afflictions, I'd Be Joining You reviews
Sometimes Scorpius Malfoy has to remind himself that he is not his father, but when he looks into the mirror, it’s hard to tell there’s a difference. AlbusS/Scorpius, next-gen fic. COMPLETE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Cutler Beckett Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
He heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don’t seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn’t have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Cadaver Bag reviews
Violet Parr's realization, in 100 words. Rated for morbidity.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Violet P., Syndrome - Complete
Paninaro '95 reviews
Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Something Somebody Somewhere reviews
He smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Wrecked reviews
And so he grew to believe that everyone had at least one thing to give, and that his purpose in life would be to get it. From all of them.' [Six short stories about Cutler Beckett's childhood, dealings and trades. A character study.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Ron Sings: The Twelve Days Of Christmas reviews
After three years, I updated. And once again, it is not Christmas. I must make you into a bunch of confused people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Timeline reviews
Follow a very candid Dudley Dursley from age three to after Deathly Hallows time [spoilers]. Nursery school, Smeltings, and beyond. A stream of consciousness memory poem in the first person, marking the events that caused Dudley to rethink his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Way Back When We Were Blameless reviews
HP characters at young ages. Nursery school, first spells, babysitting, diapers... Percy learns a lesson. Hermione shows her first signs of magic. Draco gets tested by his father. Dudley tries to stage a rebellion during naptime.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Heart Rot: Poetry to Scream To reviews
“Married women, hm?” Bellatrix smirked. “Off limits seems so shiny, doesn’t it, Snape? That way, you’ll have an excuse you can use when the woman doesn’t take you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Gloom, Doom, and Coffee With Cedric Diggory reviews
Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Dear Mr Incredible reviews
A series of letters between little Buddy Pine and his hero. Definitely for the Syndrome fan. A sort of Buddy Pine autobiography.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
Come Out, Whoever You Are! reviews
Updated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Herein Was the Problem reviews
Bellatrix wants homework answers, so Snape makes her work for them. Fast oneshot, surprise ending. Sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Bellatrix L., Severus S. - Complete
Angst Boys, Angst reviews
Ron has Yule Ball anger. Harry has Cho issues. Dudley has issues in general. Ah, these guys and their teen angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall reviews
This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Art of Hufflepuffication reviews
Part two. Ernie and Justin discuss dreams. Angsty. Slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Justin F., Ernie M.
The Escalation's Key reviews
A series of short stories about Mirage and Syndrome's relationship.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Mirage, Syndrome
Professional Widows reviews
The story of Prince Horace and Jemmy was hardly over.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
Off reviews
A ficlet tribute to strange pairings in the Harry Potter realm. Some mature pairings. [LuciusLuna, JustinErnie, PercivalPansy...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
The Human Condition reviews
A dark, poetic stroll through Violet Parr's struggles against conformity, in which she searches for the red haired criminal who she knows she's perfect for.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Violet P., Syndrome - Complete
A Picture of Passion reviews
Jane sketches her cousin John, and tells no lies.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Moments Like That reviews
The Whipping Boy, by Sid Fleischman. Six 100 word essays on the relationship between Prince Horace and Jemmy, postbook. Lime. Slash. Slight tort.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
John, dear John reviews
John observes the portrait Mrs. Reed had painted, and he wonders why he was portrayed gazing off to the right. What was to the right?
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
A Nasty Little Tidbit reviews
Mirage is bored with being a submissive, and Syndrome is acting difficult, so Mirage becomes Miss Haffton, a diabolical Health teacher, and Syndrome must succumb to her wrath.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Syndrome, Mirage - Complete
Be Somebody reviews
Twenty three year old Buddy Pine is touring LA with his new book and motivational plan. However, his thoughts blur when he meets a pretty Mexican blonde with great thighs and a leather briefcase.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner reviews
Bob feels bad about how he treated Syndrome as a child. So he and Helen invite Syndrome to have a homecooked meal at their house. Totally alternate universe. Totally shameless.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
The Pain in My reviews
Mirage and Syndrome. Character study, and dark romp in Nomanisan.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - [Syndrome, Mirage] - Complete
The 1969 Tonic Affair reviews
Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,414 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Bleeding Blue reviews
William Tavington muses on people and their peculiarities . They want him to be human. They think he's a monster. They cannot have both.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Boys and Girls reviews
Boys against girls was always fair at Gateshead. [Not close to canon. Not even in the same country. Sorry, Bronte.]
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Scortum Formosus reviews
Women can't always shy away from the blame simply because they are women. [HoND. FrolloEsmeralda]
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
December's Child reviews
A timeline of memories, in no order. Like his life.
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Plain Little Janie reviews
John Reed's point of view in a poem about his cousin and what she's doing to him. [matureincest]
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Mask reviews
Sometimes Mirage and Syndrome have arguments that pretend they're not arguments. Kind of fluffy. Syn POV.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Syndrome, Mirage - Complete
Immune reviews
Syndrome rants, raves, and is ultimately candid. He abhors the idea of love, he doesn't want to be weak, and he wants Mirage to stop worrying.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Syndrome, Mirage - Complete
It's a Shame John Reed Died Without Making a Will reviews
Some good old fashioned morbidity as John's two maids discuss his death, gossip about his family, and attempt to steal his clothes.
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
REV 22:20 reviews
After the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. (Mature)
Disney - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Stallions reviews
Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Honey reviews
After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
piece of reviews
Snape takes a break from Lucius' party. Bellatrix follows. 5th year gets worse. [Strong sexual themes. ONESHOT.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Siren reviews
Right after DMC concludes, a lot of arguing and... lust. Barbossabeth! [Barbossa and Elizabeth, mentioned ElizabethxJack and TiaDalmaxBarbossa. MATURE.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
Ivy and Noah. Noah and Ivy. Always together. Always making mischief. :Sexual content:
Village - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006
The Origin of Snivellus reviews
The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Snitch Handling reviews
James Potter discusses the finer points of handling one's... ahem... snitch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2004 - James P., Lucius M.
The SS Virus reviews
Lily Evans has a secret. She thinks about it all the time. And she can't get any sleep at night. weird drabble on Severus and Lily, as a sickening obsession
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Quiet reviews
Noah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]
Village - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/1/2004
The Price of Temptation reviews
Noah Percy. A mystery to the town. A laughingstock. A disturbing secret he does not know how to tell.
Village - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2004
A Sly and Artful Party reviews
Frodo knows that Sam cannot possibly confront Rosie, so with the help of his two wild cousins, he plans a party to bring them together. But what if it all goes terribly wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Samwise G., Rosie C.
Leave, Leaving, Left reviews
Mayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Complete
Think of Roses reviews
UPDATED! Rosie thinks her groom has been misplaced, but Sam's just left to uh.. prepare for their first night alone- together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Samwise G., Rosie C.
Reasons to Kill Icky Vicky reviews
Ron deals with his feelings of abandonment and jealousy after the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
My Mayella reviews
A poem written before the trial, in Bob Ewell's POV.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2003
Morbid Soup for the Angst Lover's Soul reviews
Angst- tons of angst.. A little collection of gloomy poetry dealing with HP's most disturbed cast of characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
Neville's Lost His Diary! reviews
Neville writes a diary. Draco finds this diary. Snape reads this diary to the class. Certain people become offended by diary's content. Stuff happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
From The PRIVATE Files of A Genius reviews
Step into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret? (Dramione. Utter silly nonsense. Some fun Pansy moments.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Seamus Ashames Us reviews
A poem in Draco's POV about how Seamus Finnigan is an embarrassment to the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Draco M.
The Icicle Melts reviews
Silly romantic Dramione fic where Hermione realizes Draco has taken an interest in her. Contains Draco and Pansy freak dancing, Ron having random mood swings, gothic!Neville, and Seamus being...Seamus. (First fic I wrote on this site. Also decidedly awkward POV as I'd never written from a female character's perspective before. Forgive the derpiness.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All the Things He Said reviews
All the Things She Said, only with hobbits. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.