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Joined 03-03-12, id: 3780946, Profile Updated: 11-05-12
Author has written 9 stories for Warhammer, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Discworld, Halo, Dragon Ball Z, Series Of Unfortunate Events, My Little Pony, Phineas and Ferb, and Devil May Cry.

Okay everyone, Crisis will be updated soon. I'm starting college though, so no garantees on when.

Gender: guy

Age: 16

Shows: Adventure Time (Naturally!), South Park, Simpsons, Tosh.0, Stormhawks, MLP (not a brony, don't even ask), Cleveland Show, Anything from old Cartoon Network, Bob's Burgers, Phineas and Ferb, avengers, DBZ: Kai, Deadpool and Friends, Firefly, Gravity Falls, The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra

Movies: Alien, Halo: Legends, The Matrix, Inception, Predator

Games: absolutely anything Halo, Street Fighter, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Forza, Gears of War, Castlevania, Devil May Cry, Marvel vs Capcom, Smash Bros, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter

Books: Warhammer 40k, Harry Potter, Metro: 2033, Confederation of Valor, and anything by David Drake or John Ringo

Music: Rush, U2, Tom Petty, Joe Inoue

Favorite lines of all time:
Benson: Okay, we're getting audited. Anyone know someone who could help?
Muscle Man: *raises hand* I know someone who could help.
Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!
Muscle Man: My mom!
Benson: Get out!
Muscle Man: It was worth it!

Caboose: Hey! Why don't you reds pick on someone your own size?
Reds: *look at each other, then at Caboose*
Tucker: Is he gonna be okay?
Caboose: *Being chased by Red Warthog* I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!
Church: He'll be fine.

Tex: One moment he was there, the next moment he was gone.
Caboose: What about the next moment?
Tex: Can I shoot him?
Church: No. I'm saving him in case we run out of food.

Jake: okay, there are fifteen tiers of a relationship. You and FP are on tier one, which is hugging. Soon you'll be at tier two, which is smooching. Then at tier five, she shows you all nine feet of her beautiful stomach. Then at tier eight, she lets you touch her horn. Big occaison.
Finn: What's tier fifteen?
Jake: You stay away from tier fifteen! Do not do tier fifteen!

Random thoughts:

If Aeropostale said it wasn't cool to breath, I'd be one of the people wandering around, trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

Ever since I saw that Stephen King movie "Desperation," I'm kinda scared that there are fanfiction readers like that.

I came here to write a Adventure Time/Warhammer 40k crossover and to troll Twilight. And I already wrote my Adventure Time/Warhammer 40k crossover.

Live your life in such a way that Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral.

Screw Flame Princess. She has ruined Finceline, and as an extension Flame Prince will probably ruin Fiolee.

Did anyone else hear? New Fionna and Cake episode next season!

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The Lost Civilization by dashboardgecko reviews
Since beyond living memory, great and fantastic beasts have roamed the world, and mankind has fought them; some for glory, some to protect others, but always the monsters have been there. But when legions of mysterious people appear, engulfed in strange blue light, bearing deep wounds of both mind and body, strange things begin to happen, and a darkness unlike any other awakens. 3U
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 1,188,911 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
The Legend of Roland by X2117 reviews
Two Spartans drop into Korra's world, turning it upside down. Sequel to Headhunters: In the Beginning Rated T for Violence
Crossover - Halo & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,680 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Korra - Complete
A Butterfly Effect by SlyGoddess reviews
A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,130 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Warrior of Fire, legends never die by ToaofIce reviews
Twelve years have passed since the events in "The Champion of Ice" and now there is a new Avatar. Lhikan must protect her while trying to stop a disaster that will shake more than just this universe. Rated T for Violence and Romance.
Crossover - Bionicle & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,248 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010
The Princess's Decision by thomlina reviews
'But Phineas I'm engaged we knew this would never last.'Tears clouded her eyes as she spoke. 'But I would never change this for anything, even if it won't last,'He replied a sad smile on his lips.Their time was brief but beautiful just the same.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,092 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
The First Few Years by ToaofIce reviews
Annoying in-laws, new homes, pet problems, puberty and... jobs? Matoro, Umbra, Solek may have saved the world... but can they survive being human? Takes place a month after the events in "The Champion of Ice"
Crossover - Bionicle & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Rescue by Alicia Vale reviews
Princess Bubblegum and Jake have been kidnapped by the mysterious being known as the Prince of Games, and it's up to Finn and Marceline to save them. They'll face dangers unlike anything they've ever seen, ghosts from Finn's long-forgotten past, and emotions that will take their friendship to the breaking point. Can they pull through?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,949 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Firecracker by Saya Moonshadow reviews
AU! It all started that day in second grade when the teacher made us do our first show and tell. And mine was totally awesome. Naturally, everyone started screaming when I opened the box. Tahu x Gali. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,764 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - [Tahu, Gali]
Carpe Diem by WordNerb93 reviews
Master Chief has saved the galaxy from the Flood. But, what happens when he finds himself trapped in an alternate reality? Can a group of young kids help this Spartan seize the day, and seize victory from another deranged Prophet bent on destruction?
Crossover - Halo & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Phineas
Living the Dream: Love conquers all, Right? by kickass222urmom reviews
God takes back the rapture and gives everyone a chance to say goodbye to their new found loves. Lance is sent back, along with Twilight. Can they reunite all of the bronies? Time for some adventure! A 'What if' story to my story, 'Living the dream'.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,972 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Champion of Ice by ToaofIce reviews
Azula has killed the Avatar. Without Aang there is no hope for his friends or the four nations. No hope, that is, until a stranger from another world is summoned to take his place. Rated T for violence and romance
Crossover - Bionicle & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,681 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Frozen Heart by Julian Ketrarch Spire reviews
[COMPLETE] Kopaka has to struggle with the fact that he likes Gali. Lewa decides to play matchmaker, and the other Toa want nothing to do with this. [Other than Tahu, who also likes Gali.] Uh oh... Love Triangle! KopakaGaliTahu. Read and Review. JKS.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
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Crisis reviews
"What?" she asked. "What does it mean?" "It means that if we didn't know better Candace, we'd say you were pregnant."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Candace, Jeremy
Anywhere but Here reviews
We all know what happens when a brony is sent to Equestria...but what happens when a cynical brony-in-denial gets sent to Equestria?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Applejack
A Simple Job reviews
When three orphans come into the Devil may Cry shop, Dante figured it would be an easy job. How wrong he was...
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Violet B., Dante
A Saiyan in Equestria reviews
Vegeta has been sent to Equestria! Will he learn the magic of friendship? Of course not! Features Super-Saiyan ponies, intense action, and of course the antics of Pinkie Pie!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Vegeta, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Odd Man Out reviews
The toughest bully in town takews on one of the toughest Covenant warriors. Set in the world of WordNerb93's Carpe Diem.
Crossover - Halo & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Buford - Complete
The Duel reviews
She had failed many times before. But this time, she swore she would suceed. Set in the world of WordNerb93's Carpe Diem.
Crossover - Halo & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Candace - Complete
Warhammer Time reviews
When the hunt for a rogue mage results in Sergeant Titus's squad being transported to the land of Ooo, they meet new heroes and face an evil unlike anything they've ever seen. Contains FinnxMarceline, don't judge if my Space Marines aren't perfect.
Crossover - Warhammer & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Space Marines, Finn, Jake, Marceline A. - Complete
Crossings reviews
In a bar in the middle of the Eye of Terror, two old friends meet.
Crossover - Discworld & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Death - Complete
Beginnings reviews
The story of how the young adventuress Fionna met the cat Cake, and how Prince Gumball and Marshal Lee's love fell apart. Reviews would be appreciated.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Fionna, Cake - Complete