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Ireland! Timeout! Go to your room and stay ther for thirty minuets! I'm sorry everyone for that. Well. I am GermanGal892 and Ireland was just sent to her room for attempting to kill France. I hate him, but she is only allowed to hurt. Anywho. Welcome to my profile. I am still new so it is kinda empty where my stories are. Please send me non-yaoi/yuri suggestions through PM. All yaoi/yuri suggestions will either be fed to my army of flying mint bunnies and unicorns or used to make wepons. So yeah. Enjoy what is here. Ciao. Ireland! Get back in your room!


Name: GermanGal892(call me GG please)

age: A few years from learning how to drive

Birthday: December

Gender: Female

Likes: Germany(insert fangirl squeal), Canada, Hungary(because she hates Prussia), Switzerland, many other countries, baking/cooking(I am wwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyy better than Iggy), fighting, target practice(my inner Switzerland), traveling, learning new languages, reading,music

Dislikes: France, Prussia, America(hetalia), pervs, meanies, stalkers, needles, blood, and the mention of two horrid four letter words(guess)

Languages that I can speak: English(Fluent), German(working on it), Chinese(decent), Japanese(when will this list end), French(sadly I know a little), Spanish(really good), Italian(for bad-mouthing people), Russian(I only know a word)

Ethnicticity(guessing): Native American, German, Swiss, Austrian, Irish

Country: Ireland

Human name: Abby

Human age: early 20s

Gender: Female

Likes: Most of the countries, music, reading, cooking/baking, dancing

Dislikes: France, Prussia, pervs, curse, garlic, mean people


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. T.P as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaway's fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CD's.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recommended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

If you've ever had an extremly random conversation with you friends, put this in your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said Push or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where the is a Watch Your Step sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone to move a strand of hair out of your face, and poked yourself in the eye, put this in your profile.

Do you love history? You do? Well I love it, too! Do you know about Prussia? Y-you don't?!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? PRUSSIA IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST EMPIRES IN THE WORLD!! *coughs* Ok, if you do know about Prussia, and you ask people about it do they say: "Prussia? nope never heard of it." or "Don't you mean Russia?" or "What's that?" A lot of people don't about Prussia and it makes me sad. If you want to learn more about Prussia you should do the following: Ask your history teacher, go and google Prussia, or (and this is how I learned about Prussia) watch the Hetalia series. If you love Prussia then copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the Internet population have a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever mistaken numbers for letters and you aren't dyslexic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sometimes you just have to talk to yourself. If you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still watch kiddy movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad person you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

Those are my principals, and if you don't like them... ... well i have others.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.

I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy

I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap.

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-

If you're gunna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?

Emotional without all the emo... it's called being human.

Dear Humans, Remember when your parents told you we were more afraid of you, then you were of us? We're not. Sincerely, Spiders

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house.

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face -_-

You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?


Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat.

Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.

Anyone popular is bound to be disliked.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning... but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and they're pretty much the same thing.

!Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like? !

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood

() You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

() You're very happy-go-lucky

() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

() You're a good artist

(x)You can be clumsy

(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

() You would surrender in a war situation

(3/10) meh

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes

() You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot

(x) You tend to get irritated easily very easily

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out

(x) You hate French people

() You rely on people too much I am very independant

) You would surrender in a war situation

You often feel like people are after your inheritance

x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning sometimes

(3/10) Same as the north

Germany (Ludwig)

(x) You're very stoic and serious

() Sausages are your favourite foods.

(x) You like to walk your dog. my thinking time

(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.

(x)You love rules and think they should always be followed to.

(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

(x)You work very hard, too hard...

(x) Your alone time is your "happy time"

(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people I am defencive of myself and my friends which scares people

(x) You've had issues with money once or twice


Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature

()You think everything over before saying it.

(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

(x) You isolated yourself during childhood I isolated myself

(x) You became very successful in a short amount of time

() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people

(x) You're good at practical tasks

(x) You need time to adjust to new people

(8/10) Another fav.

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers

() You think you're awesome

(x) You love to invent things

(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

()You can seem to be very brash to other people

() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

() You're terrified of ghosts

x) You know aliens exist

() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

() You wear glasses


The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea

() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

()You're very sarcastic and cynical

() Your cooking is awful

(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

() You have tried doing black magic before

() You get drunk quite easily

() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

(x) You're good at embroidery


France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate

() You think you have a great fashion sense

() You like wine

() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

() You love red roses

() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

(x) You're very proud of yourself

(x) You love culture and the arts

() You're very flamboyant

() You say you're a gourmet


Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.

() You're very tall

(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities

() You wear a scarf all the time

(x) You love sunflowers

()You love vodka

(x) You can seem intimidating to other people

() You're very strong

() You have a big nose

(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(3/10) I am starting to hate the number 3

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people

(x) You look younger than you actually are

() You love hockey

(x) You love polar bears

(x) You hate fighting depends

()You have one strand of curly hair like Italy

() You often get mistaken for someone else

(x) You feel under-appreciated

(x) You're bilingual

() You always carry a bear with you

(6/10) cool

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited

() You're a bit of a hooligan

(x) You're very loyal

(x) You're very good at tactics

() You hate Russia

(x) You love to fight people only those that annoy me

(x) You can avoid marriages quite well (or relationships in general)

(x) You're not always taken seriously

()You like drinking

(x) You want to become stronger

(6/10) okay

China (Wang Yao)

(x) You're very mature

() You're very superstitious

() You're very religious

(x) You love pandas how can you not?

() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

() You love Hello Kitty

() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

(x) You work hard

() You're good at drawing

(x) You like sweets

(4/10) at least it is not 3

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised

(x) You're polite when I want to

() You love classical music

(x) You like cake

() You have a mole on your face

() You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

(x) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

() You've composed music before

(x) You tend to call people 'morons.'

() You wear glasses

(5/10) decent

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth

() You like to wear flowers in your hair

(x) You used to be a very tough kid

(x) You're very reliable

(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

(x) You're very faithful

(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike sometimes

(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. DIE YAOI DIE!

(7/10) fine


() You smoke

() You're very physically strong

() You've won a lot of fist-fights

() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

() You like hot weather

(x) You can be very friendly from time to time

() You look very tough on the outside

() You make a very nice role-model

() You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(2/10) Fine by me

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

(x) You're very loyal

(x) You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

(x) You're very serious

() You have a lot of patience

() You think too much about philosophical stuff

(x) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..

(x) You're not very confident

() You were quite rebellious as a child

(x) You tend to let people walk all over you

(x) You're a born worrier

(7/10) Cool. One of my favs.

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

() You're very flamboyant

(x) You're quite hyperactive Watch me on a full dose of Benadril and chocolate milk

(x) You can be quite goofy again

() When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix

(x) You're very wary of strangers

(x) It takes you ages to come out of your shell...

(x) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty

(x) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions

() You love pansies and corn-poppies

() You get up to lots of crazy antics


You scored as Germany- Germany is a hard worker and a lover of rules. He sticks to them rigidly and trains his troops to do the same. Despite this, he has formed a close relationship with the carefree Northern Italy. He notes at one point that he has a crazy boss.

"667. Evil and then some."

"Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more."

"And to think, you're the end result of millions of years of evolution."

"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

"Are you a side effect of my medication?"

"Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel."

"Boys are like pennies, two-faced and worthless."

"Chaos...Panic...Disorder...My work here is done."

"Come talk to me when you have some money."

"Come to the dark side; we have cookies."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

"Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!"

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"Don't tell me to watch my blood pressure. I have no blood!"

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

"Fight Organized Crime: Abolish the IRS."

"For the record, I blame you."

"Gnomeland Security."

"Gone to my happy place. Back soon."

"Goose a dragon and you're toast."

"Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it."

"Have a nice day but leave me out of it."

"Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"

"I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass."

"Idiocy is the essence of the male mind."

"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to."

"I don't get mad, I get even."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

"If I die, I'm taking you with me!'re dying? Forget I said anything."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen."

"If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone."

"I hate it when I get food in my sand."

"I have a dream, and in it something eats you."

"I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed."

"I like it in my happy place, for they know me there."

"I like stress. It makes me hurt people."

"I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place!"

"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth."

"I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them."

"I'm too tired to tell the truth."

"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?"

"Instant Human: just add coffee."

"I put ketchup on my ketchup."

"Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?"

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for."

"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."

"I've said it once, but it's worth repeating. Anime: Crack is cheaper."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"Jesus is my best friend, but he never lends me money."

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."

"Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 272 words. The Ten Commandments had 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,297 words."

"Manga: The Anti-Drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how could you possibly afford drugs?!"

"Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up."

"My homework ate my dog!"

"My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back."

"My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone."

"No need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper, and complain."

"NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again."

"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time."

"Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..."

"Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!"

"Only in America do drive-in ATM's have Braille lettering."

"Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances."

"Only in America do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight."

"Only in America is the slowest traffic time of the day referred to as 'rush hour'"

"Ow, my brain hurts."

"Please do not throw anything or anybody into the fish pond."

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

"Self Destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. (Explodes)"

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"Smile. It confuses people."

"Sorry, mind closed until further notice."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Sugar is good for you."

"Take one step closer and I'll run away."

"Tell me your sob story...I need a good laugh."

"That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again."

"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."

"The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not."

"The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them."

"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!"

"They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!"

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."

"Tucking fypos!"

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back in God's face and yell, 'Make your own damn lemonade!'"

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."

"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh even harder."

"Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storms suck!'"

"Your participle is dangling."

"You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave gashes that will fester for all eternity."

"I'm not a violent person, now shut up before I punch you!"

"My favorite number in the alphabet is purple."

Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.

Acrophobia - Fear of heights.

Agliophobia - Fear of pain.

Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.

Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects. (only needles)

Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.

Androphobia - Fear of men.

Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.

Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.

Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.

Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.

Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders

Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.

Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.

Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.

Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.

Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.

Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

Total so far: 4

B Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.

Barophobia - Fear of gravity.

Bathmophobia Fear of stairs or steep places.

Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.

Bibliophobia - Fear of books.

Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

Total so far: 4

C Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.

Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.

Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.

Chionophobia - Fear of snow.

Chromophobia - Fear of colors.

Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.

Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.

Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. ( They are only creepy up close)

Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.

Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

Total so far: 4

D Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.

Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.

Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

Total so far: 4

Elurophobia - Fear of cats.

Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.

Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

Total so far: 4

G Gophobia - Fear of marriage.

Genuphobia - Fear of knees.

Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public. (I only get nervous)

Gynophobia - Fear of women.

Total so far: 4

H Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.

Hemophobia - Fear of blood.

Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.

Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

Total so far: 4

I Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.

Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

Total so far: still 4

K Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

Total so far: 4

L Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.

Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.

Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

Total so far: 4

M Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.

Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.

Microphobia - Fear of small things.

Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

Total so far: 4

N Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things

Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.

Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

Total so far: 4

O Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight

Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.

Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.

Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.

Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

Total so far: 4

P Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.

Pathophobia - Fear of disease.

Pedophobia - Fear of children.

Philophobia - Fear of love.

Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.

Podophobia - Fear of feet.

Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.

Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.

Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.

Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

Total so far: 4

Scolionophobia - Fear of school.

Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.

Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.

Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

Total so far: 4

T Tachophobia - Fear of speed.

Technophobia - Fear of technology.

Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.

Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.

Tychiphobia – Fear of accidents.

Total so far: 5


Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.

Verminophobia - Fear of germs.

Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.

Xenophobia - Fear of strangers (Not really, I'm just really wary of them)

Zoophobia - Fear of animals

Total: 5

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I SPACE OUT so I MUST not be paying attention.
I'm a BAD TEST TAKER so I MUST be stupid.
I'm COVERED IN SCARS so I MUST cut myself.

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Pass it on, my friends, for a better future.

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess.

I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.

It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

1. Put your music player/ipod on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!

Are you male or female?

The One (?)

Describe yourself!

Run Away With Me (?)

What do people feel when they're around you?

What Was I Thinkin' (semi-understandable)

Describe your current relationship.

Irish Dancing Jig(Me no in relationship but cool)

Where would you like to be now?

Imaginary (SO F-ING TRUE)

How do you feel about love?

Into The Night(Idk)

What's your life like?

Boot Scootin' Boogie (close)

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?

Jailhouse Rock (Idk)

Say something wise.

On Step Closer (So true)

If someone says "is this okay?" you say...

Hata Futte Parade (Haha. Hetalia)

What do you like in a guy/girl?

Mean (um...)

How do you feel today?

These Are My People (ok.)

What is your life's purpose?

Kick It In The Sticks(O SO TRUE _)

What is your motto?

Boots On (...)

What do you think of your parents?

In The End (Only sometimes)

What do you think about very often

Hard Knock Life(with school)

What is 2 2?

Gunpowder and Lead (Haha. I like 22 now)

What do you think of your best friend?

G.R.I.T.S (True)

What do you think of the person you like?

Hero (true aswell)

What is your life story?

Before Her Cheats (what is with the truth?)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

God Gave Me You (Idk)

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Monster (my husband HAS TO like this song cuz I LOVE IT)

What will they play at your funeral?

When You Left (fits)

What is your hobby/interest?

Bait A Hook (TRUTH)

What is your biggest fear?

Honey Bee (I am allergic to bees, but I love the song)

What is your biggest secret?

Love Story (truth)

What do you think of your friends?

Should've Been A Cowboy (fits some of the guys)

What will you post this as?

Wanted Dead Or Alive (um...)

Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefor I must be perfect. If you believe that that this is true copy and paste this into your profile and leave your name to spread the word that even though we are not always reconized or put down we are all perfect in someway. GermanGal892

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Splitting Image by Luna's Insanity reviews
Jace was a normal eighteen year old looking for answers. Already suffering from voices to speech impairments, how will she react when she is mistaken for the country she just came to? Slowly coming out of her shell, she begins to make friends and starting to feel less lonely. Full summary inside. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Germany, Prussia, OC
Letters From the Past by Pixel Mouse reviews
All of the nations wrote letters to their future selves when any major event happened. Now they have decided to read them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014
And We Were Thorns Within Roses by EmitTime reviews
While the Allies and rest of Europe celebrate the anniversary of D-Day, Germany turns to Austria for comfort. He doesn't realize that Roderich is still at war with himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
My baby bruder by SouthParkFirefly reviews
Germany has a nightmare and he crawls into his big brother's bed, Prussia of course doesn't care and comforts him. Brotherly love only Rated K ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Punishment is Parenting? by Ame Tsunate reviews
Our favorite countries are...Parents? Their bosses decide to teach them a little lesson. Pairings are not romantic, country names used. The kids are humans, if that bothers you don't read it. Rated T because of Romano and France, i'm also paranoid. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Libido Hypnotic by Tashii Cat reviews
It makes Feliciano sad when Ludwig keeps apologising for his poor performance in bed, even if the sex was amazing. After Feliciano visits to big brother Francis' house to discuss Ludwig's anxiety, will a session of recreational hypnosis boost Ludwig's confidence? Warning: Lemon, Yaoi and Hypnosis. DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME UNLESS YOU'RE AN EXPERIENCED HYPNOTIST!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
After the Break Up by PhoenixOwl0905 reviews
What happens after a break-up between Germany and Italy? Especially when Prussia invites Germany to Italy's party, a one that, unbeknownst to the German, he wasn't invited to. GerIta Side note: I wrote this a couple of months ago and didn't know I didn't upload it. Sorry. But it's one of my favorites, enjoy. And again, sorry for the wait. BTW, they end up together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Gender Spell by YaoiRamen reviews
The Kirkland's magic are some of the finest in the world. But when the pasta-loving Italian gets hit by a mysterious blast of magic, who knows what the effects are! Germany X Fem!Italy GerIta. Requested by Earl gray coke. Rated M for sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] England/Britain - Complete
Medicine by LittleWordsOnKites reviews
"Come back here!" yelled the feisty blonde woman, garish blue dress swaying as she ran after the small albino boy. Cornering him in front of the noodle house, she snatched the medicine that was in his hands before giving him a good slap across the face.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Germany, Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Ich liebe dich Vater by kykyqt reviews
Germany and Prussia are going through their stuff up in Germany's attic. When they find a bunch of things from their childhood they remember a multitude of memories of growing up with their father.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Germany, Prussia, Germania - Complete
Sleepy Secrets by LionAmongTheSheep reviews
Italy takes care of a sick Germany and hears a few not-so-innocent things mumbled from the sleeping man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Mentally Defective (Temporary Hiatus Thespian work sucks sometimes!) by HyrulianPegasister reviews
(A repost using new account) America has been hauled to a mental hospital... That Canada runs! He can't remember any of the days before arriving at the hospital, and Canada is acting very strange. Alfred can't help wonder if he's really gone crazy, or if there is something more to this situation...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - America, Canada
Fun Time in the Field by NatD-LE reviews
Spain and Romano were harvesting their crops when Romano had a little accident carrying a tomato basket. Now, Spain is going to have to help him clean up, but he really doesn't want to waste such perfectly good tomatoes. Spamano smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Lonely by opens up 4 nobody reviews
A lonely blond and a happy burnett. It all happened because of a stupid English project. Highschool AU Rome/Germania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,383 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Ancient Rome, Germania
His Smile by Historyexplorer12
Rome sees something he has never seen on Germania during a temporary truce for the Germanic celebration of Jul. Warnings: OOC!Germania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
You're my Bitch by Shinigami-cat reviews
He knew he should have watched what he said. If he did, then he wouldn't be in this situation. Maybe next time he'll remember who exactly wears the pants in their relationship. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Christmas Morning with the Germans! by SherlockXJohnWatson4Life reviews
Ah, don't you just love Christmas? Well, in the German household, Christmas is a time to get together and laugh over what's happened since the last Christmas. WARNING! Those who read should leave a lovely review and I'll leave cookies in your PM box. Thanks, and like Santa says, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!- I mean... night!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Germany x Reader :: Thunderstorms :: Lemon by ChidoriDestroyer reviews
Yet more from my wonderful DA account. Germany from Hetalia and you! This is Reader insert, and a steamy lemon ! Hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Germany - Complete
Hetalia Kindergarten by Mistress Mischeif reviews
Mathieu Williams-Bonnefoy is the new student at Gakuen Hetalia Kindergarten. He's scared he won't make friends, thinking he'll just probably be invisible. But what he doesn't know, is that he's wrong. Roderich is never one to go up and make friends. But Mathieu's an exception. Main pairing: FrHun Mentions of FrUK & PrusHun Rating might go up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Canada, Austria
Painting by MoyaKite reviews
Prussia lets little!Germany paint on his back. Originally for the KM. Family fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 5,988 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Lies For You by IMAxENIGMAx reviews
Lilli isn't a happy girl like everyone thinks she is she is depressed and Vash doesnt know it. First Fanfic summerys bad better one inside rated T cause im paronied. Human names used Switzerland and Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland
What Happens At Germany's House by VitalRegionsSeizer reviews
This is just a collection of short stories about what happens in the German Household.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Germany, Prussia
baby mine by Ita-chan18 reviews
Germany looked at the child in his arms, unsure how she would turn ter all he had no experience with children, but perhaps italy can help him.-italy and germany and prussia raising a new country! parings defiently other nations involved too
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,857 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Mentally Defective by kigesaru reviews
America is lost and confused as he is dragged into a strange, suspicious building where he finds many of his friends to be, as well. He can't remember anything before this happened, and all he knows is that Canada is the enemy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, Canada
What The Crapola Happened Here? by kigesaru reviews
Canada is tired of all the arguing and fighting. The only thing he wants is for the nations to get along. He writes in a strange book that belongs to England, asking for this to come true. Be careful what you wish for, Matty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Canada
It's Good To See You Again by TheLadyInGold reviews
NOTE: For this story to make sense, it would be helpful to read The Way They Were, The Way They Are first. Germania and Rome "make a break for it" and sneak out of the afterlife to visit their kids!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
A symphony for little children by shadowraven45662 reviews
Austria's having a hard time composing a dance for his boss' daughter's birthday. Thankfully he's got some little children nearby to provide him with some inspiration. Fluffier than a feather pillow! Slight! AusHun and Chibitalia/HRE but nothing else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Switzerland's Secret Journal by neutralswitzy reviews
Liechtenstein gives Switzerland a journal for his birthday so he can "express" his feelings. What will he write down in his secret journal? Slight Swiss/Belgium romance; Warning: human names used; Rated T for inappropriate humor and some mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,732 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
One by One by OutrageousIngeniousBrilliance reviews
Welcome to the El Mundo! The only cruise line on the seven seas offering a real murder investigation. Wait, what! The murder was by a Nation? The search begins for the killer. Contains some OCs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Way They Were, The Way They Are by TheLadyInGold reviews
In the afterlife, Germania shares stories of his children with Rome... why not? They've got plenty of time!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
Forgetting Hitler by kigesaru reviews
Germany has suffered with the past of one man, and in reality it has ruined his reputation. All he really wants is to forget... And America has a crazy, if not horrifying, solution. *HIATUS UNTIL MAY 2012*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - America, Germany
Not All Who Wander Are Lost by Marie Phantom reviews
At the International University, Ludwig is baffled by the attitudes of the people he meets, and especially by the cheeriness of a certain Italian painter. But secrets long hidden are now coming to light which will influence the lives of everyone there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Surviving Hetalia by That90sKid1996 reviews
This is my first Hetalia fanfic, so I'm sorry if it sucks. I own nothing except for my OC, this is pure fluff, so don't take offense. Rated T for language, a bit of Lemon and Lime later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
Awesome Disguise by cutekittenlady reviews
After watching a movie with America, Prussia has an awesome idea for something he can do with his little brother. Unfortunately, Germany isn't willing to go along. So Prussia gets creative. NOT YAOI. NO PAIRING.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
First Time by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
A young adolescent Rome runs into a young adolescent Germania. The thing is, Rome is just starting to enter into that stage when his hormones outweigh his logical thinking. RoGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Ancient Rome, Germania] - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When by Animelover2356 reviews
The title explains EVERYTHING! Please leave comments and suggests for future chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011
Of Fools and Fears by YourDarkMistress reviews
He hadn't meant to loose his son. Honestly, he hadn't. He was just so unused to being what the humans called an 'active father'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Germania, Prussia - Complete
Kindergarten Angst by Cherry82 reviews
The Axis Power Nations are just trying to fight off the Allied Forces. But what happens when Italy finds a strange green powder that transforms him and Japan to mere children? Germany is in trouble. Spanking in later chapters! *Story is Complete*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Gilbert Beilschmidt Blog by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Gilbert at the age of 15 years old created a Blog and he writes about himself, but Gilbert also types about Ludwig his 10 year old brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Prussia, Germany
Hide and Seek by Dreams about another world reviews
Little!Germany and Prussia play Hide-and-seek. Old fears are found and new comforts are sought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Spoonful of Honey by Hikari Kaitou reviews
When Germania is having trouble getting sick little!Prussia and HRE's fevers to go down, Rome makes himself useful for once and offers an effective remedy developed by the great Roman Empire. Slight RomexGermania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
What Brothers Understand by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
Because there are not enough stories about Prussia and Germany just being brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Child of Germany by MKG reviews
Germany is saddled with more than restitution and recession as well as Italy but now has been granted custody of a sickly child that will test his and Italy's strength. But why did Prussia go to Germany's boss just to get this kid into Germany's hands?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,004 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fools can't catch colds by drcalvin reviews
Germany has a cold, so Prussia steps up to act as a "responsible" older brother and care for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
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International High reviews
Ok. Its fixed. Yay new story! Everyone is a teen again! I did not know what to call the school. hahaha. I own nothing and no one except for my character. T just to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012
Side Effects reviews
Bad title. I know. I got bored and wrote what came to mind. Please comment. Tragedy because I wrote it so badly. Rated K. Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
My first fic. YAY! - Hope you like it. All comments accepted. In fact leave truths/dares and ask to be a host/hostess in comments. plz read. Keep things T please, os like a 14 year old can read this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012