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Author has written 4 stories for Higurashi/Umineko series, and Naruto.

May we all write and weave endless tales in peace.

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Visual/Sound Novel: Umineko no naku koro ni by 07th Expansion

Manga: Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku by Hideki Ohwada

Anime: Higurashi no naku koro ni by 07th Expansion

Book: Hyperion Cantos (4 book series) by Dan Simmons

Comic: Peanuts by Charles Schultz

Fanfiction: KoS by cornwallace

Fanfiction author: firefly

I would like to thank Kyarorain, the very first fanfiction author I ever read and thus my introduction to fanfiction. It seems you've deleted all your stories and moved on from fanfiction.net, but I'll leave this thanks here anyway.

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Nine Tailed Possession by AlexDnD reviews
At age 11 tragedy strikes Naruto. He becomes catatonic and the Kyubi takes over. The Kyubi isn't stupid however and knows if he bursts forth and wrecks havoc around him he will be sealed again. Instead he has another plan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,857 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/27/2014
Divergences by Praegressus reviews
Sometimes, changing a story needs a fantastic twist of fate... other times, a shovel and a list will do just fine. Divergent AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,415 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Orochimaru, Zabuza M., Team Seven, OC
Dancing Winds by DSaph reviews
Temari's kidnapped from the battlefield of the 4th Shinobi War. She's forced to keep Madara entertained, but he demands much more from her. Temari has to figure out how to balance keeping her sanity and staying alive. The story is Temari centric. But others pop up every now and then. Definitely rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,880 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Gaara, Temari, Zetsu, Madara U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,312 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 8,357 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Hero or Monster by Dreaming of the Moon reviews
One man's evil is another's salvation. "Death to all enemies of heaven." - Bringer of Hope
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 202,881 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Mei T.] Sasuke U.
What it takes to be Hokage by Solara Myles reviews
Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,660 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30011 - Favs: 16,303 - Follows: 14,427 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
Chōshinsei no Naruto by starja reviews
What would happen if the academy was revamped just prior to the Rookie Nine years? And we all hear of Naruto being referred to as 'Konoha's Sun'. What if there was more to that than just the words?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,430 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Naruto U.
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 413,222 - Reviews: 3629 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Shattered Mirror by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Pre-timeskip. Naruto loses his memory and ends up in Kiri. As he tries to start a new life as a mist-nin, friends and foes from his old life try to track him down. NaruOC NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,039 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., OC
Tainted Love by Winnifred Artemis reviews
Kiba Inuzuka has had special feelings for his teammate for quite a while. Nobody knew about this, and especially not Hinata. What will happen when he finally comes out and confesses his feelings? How will Hinata react? and how will the head of the Hyuuga family look at this event.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] Naruto U., Hiashi H.
A Different Legend by Infamous Storm reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,908 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Liturgy of the Hours by PK Samurai reviews
For as long as he can remember, a voice has always been whispering in his mind, twisting him...changing him... [Psychopath!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Foundations of the World by 50caliberchaos reviews
Hoenn lays broken, reeling from civil war and suffocating beneath the tyrannical grip of warlords who rampage across the land. To this shattered country May, Wallace, and their allies bring a message of hope. But can May's idealism survive the realities of war? Can Wallace survive his disease? Fate has them set on a collision course with monsters, gods, and perhaps even each other.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - May/Haruka, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Wally/Mitsuru
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Sayonara, Iruka-Sensei! by Late Night Confidance reviews
"With all due respect, Hokage-sama," Iruka began. "Are you sure I am the right person for this... job?" xXx Iruka is chosen to undergo a mission in the hopes of changing the current war-torn world. His task - to defeat the enemy before it ever becomes a threat. xXx [Time-Travel] [Slight Hurt/Comfort and possibly Romance in later chapters] [Iruka-centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Iruka U.
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,687 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Tactician's Pride by RyanEX reviews
A re-telling of the classic FE 7 story with a hopefully more realistic take on it
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,729 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tactician/Mark, Lyndis
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Matters of the Heart by x-Ethereal-Soldier-x reviews
Deidara is caught off guard by an abnormal heartbeat—an arrhythmia that just won't stop. Will his heart soon cease beating, or will a certain level-headed male have the perfect cure? ItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Deidara, Itachi U.]
Questions (TobiIzu) by watchingthewind reviews
Tobirama casts the Edo-Tensei jutsu on Izuna. TobiIzu. Edo!Izuna.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
the smell of fresh paint by chidorinnn reviews
In which Sasuke gets slightly high off paint fumes and overanalyzes as a result, while Sakura remains blissfully unaware. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Roads They Chose by Hollownerox reviews
It was nothing more than a whim really, and yet a single moment of indulgence from the Sanbi begins a shift in the world of ninja that none could have expected. A world where Rin survives, Kakashi takes less time wallowing in the past, and Obito leads Akatsuki to make the world tremble in their wake. They have chosen their paths, but what will happen when they inevitably intersect?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
Babysitting by UESGRL17 reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Uchiha Itachi babysitting the Hyuuga Heiress.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
perchance to dream by chidorinnn reviews
"I am not Madara, though for a long, long time, I pretended to be." Obito, Izuna, Shisui: three different timelines, three different men behind swirling orange masks. Because every villain is a hero in his own eyes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Shisui U., Obito U./Tobi, Izuna U. - Complete
In Between The Lines by glockcourage reviews
A/N: Just read in between the lines. A couple of drabbles and some I can't seem to control. Uhm things are really getting out of hand. Ratings vary. No spoilers. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 118 - Words: 53,348 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ocean without Water by Serymn reviews
A chance meeting: a girl waiting by the rocks, and a half-puppet boy waiting for nothing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Rin, Sasori, Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,520 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
You Thought There Would Be a Happy Ending by Lucillia reviews
And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
The Song That Never Ends by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason those two are so much like those other two.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Ashura, Indara - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Pokèmon by cornwallace reviews
You teach me and I'll teach you...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi, Misty/Kasumi, Pikachu
One Night Stands by Livingfacepalm reviews
Kiba throws Hinata a surprise birthday party.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Center Stage by ncfan reviews
I used to be so beautiful. [Spoilers for EP7.]
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Clair B., Beatrice - Complete
Of Claws and Totems by Kechlion reviews
When a Worgen with his humanity intact comes out of hiding to save a Draenei, he'll realize that perhaps living alone isn't so great. His story is one of constant strife: fighting for acceptance, fighting for her heart, and fighting for Azeroth. Rated M for violence, some gore, and some sexuality.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,725 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Worgen, Draenei
The Best Things Are Unexpected by Zoe-kun reviews
KibaHina. Kiba helped Hinata through the toughest time of her life. Years later, she wants to thank him. Lots of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Kiba I., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes, simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Despite so, Kakashi promises to never stop trying. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H.
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,076 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
For the Best by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Hinata's only thoughts are for Naruto's happiness, even if it means she's miserable forever. Kiba, handily, changes her mind. Sakura-centric/Kiba-centric. Sakura/Naruto; Hinata/Kiba. A 'little something' for Toni Tones. Thanks for waiting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
The inquisition by cornwallace reviews
Don't read this. For any reason. Ever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sonic
But, That's So Racist! by Lucillia reviews
Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Commoner Problems by thirdmetaphor reviews
Among the craziness of Konoha's shinobi, one civilian despairs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Ino Y., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pokemon Quickies by PsychoMD reviews
My quickie comedy series. Each chapter is a new short comedy, about 5 pages long, designed to give you a quick laugh. After a very long hiatus Ash has landed in a brand new town in a brand new region. What wonders await him in the Kalos region and what wonders await to be parodied?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,513 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2003
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3227 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
Comrade in Irons by Rahuratna reviews
After a mission goes horribly wrong, Naruto and Kakashi must battle their way back to Konoha in the face of false accusation. Faced with a series of baffling murders, Shikamaru must unravel a scheme that could destroy his friends as well as Konoha itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,522 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Art of Shipping by Riya3 reviews
'"I don't know," Sasuke told him. "I just sit here hating the world and the fangirls flock to me."' In which this writer takes shipping to a whole new level by attempting to write every Naruto ship ever. Complete and utter parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Naruto U.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 5,903 - Follows: 6,722 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
A Genius Like Him by thirdmetaphor reviews
In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Rising from the Ashes by Kari-Kateora reviews
Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,642 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several, and also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Apology Accepted by Shimmerwind reviews
Hinata has been in surgery for hours after pushing Naruto out of the way of an eight-wheeler truck and taking the blow for herself. All Naruto feels is guilt and worry. Finally the nurse says she is awake and out of surgery. Time to make amends.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
Demonic Changes by Amusebeard reviews
Minato looked at his wife, who despite having just given birth was still fighting against the Kyuubi. Then he looked at his son, who was just clapping his hands happily at seeing his mother restraining the great beast. Maybe, thought the Hokage, he already has enough physical chakra... Smart!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,661 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Right Path to Konohagakure by PeinKunx reviews
Ever wondered how two notorious S-Class criminals simply walked into Konohagakure? Follow Itachi and Kisame in their journey to Konohagakure. Rated T - swearing and mention of illegal substances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Minato N. - Complete
Kokuten by Riya3 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
I Call Hax by PostLifeSyndrome reviews
Danzo finds a much better use for his freaky arm-eyes and proceeds to break the game. Crack with a dose of unexpected depth and meta-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Danzō S.
Premarital Tulips by Ami1010 reviews
"Father?" Hanabi said, "I wanted to ask Neji to help me with my maths homework, but as I reached his bedroom door and was about to knock, I heard strange sounds, like ahhhh and ohhhh, like moaning." - Oh, no! Hiashi got it all wrong. One-shot, AU, NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Tenten, Neji H.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Lightning Speed by Mnsk reviews
When the Obito who activated the time seal finally appears, Konan is forced to reveal vital information about the trigger. Meanwhile, the Rinnegan eyes rest in a seal around the Godaime's neck and Naruto is sent on a mission to Ame. A continuation of The Resilience of Time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Tea Shop by LazyKT reviews
Every likable character who dies in Naruto ends up in a strange tea shop. Who knew? [This is really random]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Asuma S., Minato N., Kushina U., Danzō S. - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari]
Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker by Silverlight10243 reviews
In which Hashirama decides to solve the issues of clan politics through the rather... uncanny methods of marriage and his rival, Madara Uchiha's blind little brother becomes the first victim. Tobirama is flabbergasted, Madara is fuming, Toka is enraged, Izuna is shocked. Hashirama really isn't the world's brightest matchmaker... (Microfic, Crackfic, Sitcom) Sequel up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Tōka S. - Complete
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Fatal Mistake by Marquise de Nile reviews
Parody. Madara made a fatal mistake and unleashed an ancient evil. Or something like that. Will the shinobi survive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja Centerfold by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Orochimaru hears a rumor about the theft of the Forbidden Scroll and discovers a sure-fire way to defeat his old teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The gratest pokemon master by xxRubyjanetxx reviews
My beautiful pokemon journey. I started playing Firered and found I'm really good at it and writing. This is a story on my experiences and dreams I have every night about the world of pokemon. This is not a story for little kids because pokemon DIE in my story. It is a realistic story that will be grate. contains adult language and violence. BEING REWROTE
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 41,321 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Ruby
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Atlas by L. C. Whitcroft reviews
The curse of the worgen is a double-edged blade and no one knows this better than Bran. Faced with the startling realization as a child of just how much a pariah the alliance considers his people; he sets out to prove himself as a man and ends up understanding the horde more than he would have ever dreamed possible. Rated M for certain graphic scenes planned. Rough draft mostly.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Worgen
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Tobi's First Day by Mnsk reviews
Deidara had high expectations when Zetsu informed him he would be getting a new partner. He didn't think the guy was all that great, but it was pretty cool that he could offend most of the Akatsuki with practiced ease.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
Lines on My Face from the Word of God by Zenthisoror reviews
Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Long-haired Girl by Zenthisoror reviews
Ino finally tells Sakura the truth behind her idea that Sasuke has a thing for long-haired girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Time Travel Fun by Mnsk reviews
When the shinobi of Konoha get their hands upon a time seal, they do the only logical thing that can be expected from mature adults: They take turns! Series of light oneshots. Chapter four: Anko tries to prevent Orochimaru's defection. How? With puppy-eyes and dango, of course! Marked as complete, but there may be more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
Naruto Monogatari by MariSkep reviews
Konoha's spider weaves her threads together. In them she has magistrates, lords, ANBU operatives and now a jinchuuriki. Just what is Yuhi Kurenai plotting? And why does she need Naruto and Hinata?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,639 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Prompting the Underrepresented by GDYRISAA reviews
A series of one-shots based on a variety of prompts, using some of the more underrepresented characters in the show. Shibi Aburame loves his son more than anything in the world. The night Itachi killed his lover. The reason Ebisu wears glasses. Genma cleans his room. Neji's missasigned mission. Kakashi talks about Obito. Maito Gai is heavily influenced by his parents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Itachi U., Ebisu, Genma S., Shibi A.
Gryffindor? by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason you could pretty much tell which House a kid belonged to just by looking at them by the time Harry Potter arrived at Hogwarts. Fortunately, The Doctor arrived and corrected the problem.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jack H., Albus D. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Acts of Sacrifice by DJ Quicksilver reviews
When Arthas first attained Frostmourne, he disappeared into the frozen wastelands of Northrend for weeks. What if he didn't succumb to the Lich King's voice? What if he followed it and ascended the Frozen Throne early, for a much more noble reason...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Arthas Menethil, Jaina Proudmoore
Curse of the Dragon's Pearl by swirlheart reviews
Naruto's carelessness results in Neji getting cursed. Now he's a dragon! Naruto has to find a way to change him back before anything bad happens. Could the cure be hidden in the legends and stories he's been told along their journey? Either way, they have to work together and get along. R&R plz! Story filled with legends, friendship, humor, action and adventure. And a Hyuga dragon!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,481 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Concluding Subtleties by Pastel Sky reviews
He had become aware of the little details, and it took him quite some time to figure out why. /Naruto, Hinata./
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Just One of Those Days by Codaram reviews
A collection of short one-shots about the unseen (and often hilarious) side to Naruto's and Hinata's relationship. Summary will change depending on most recent chapter. Current: "Wait until it comes out the other end," said Naruto. "That's the real reason why this stuff is so expensive." Hinata blinked. "The 'other' end?" she repeated, "Naruto-kun…what do you mean by that?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,181 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Price by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Reassurance by Akatsuki210 reviews
There are many reasons why Kakashi is a good choice for Team 7's sensei, depending on who you ask. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 163 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Secrets Revealed by SunaT.U reviews
Konohagakure's best kept secrets are revealed. Could an entire person really be kept secret for so many years? Kakashi H. is one of the only people who knows the truth about what's been hidden away from the rest of the world. That will soon change. As Konoha 11 learn more about how deep this all goes, they have to keep history from repeating itself. "Do you want to be like Sasuke?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,737 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over, and seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Itachi by Killer of thy Cookies reviews
What if the Third Hokage stopped the council before they could order Itachi to commit the Uchiha Clan Massacre? Itachi is one of the village's strongest ninja, and has now been given the task of being a Jonin sensei, assigned to Team 7 with his little brother Sasuke, the 'dead last' Naruto Uzumaki, and fangirl Sakura Haruno. This is Team Itachi. Other AU elements. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 155,092 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
An Experiment in Intoxication by Lucillia reviews
A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rin's Wrench by ncfan reviews
Rin throws a wrench into her captors' plans. Spoilers for 629, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Rin - Complete
It's Like Deja Vu All Over Again by Lucillia reviews
Why a Naruto gets pregnant in the Academy fic wouldn't work...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruko U., Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 5,693 - Follows: 6,150 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Jounin Present by Lucillia reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Rain Falling on Flowers by Akatsuki210 reviews
A god and his angel, S rank criminals, broken war orphans. Pain and Konan are many things to many people, but to each other they will always be special. A collection of PainKonan drabbles, possible manga spoilers in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,759 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 230 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Unwelcome Present by Kakasaku and Noodles reviews
Kiba gets Sakura a present she definitely doesn't want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Kyubi Avenger by Sypher reviews
What if Neji killed Hinata in the chunin exams? Would the death of the shy and unnoticed Hinata be a footnote in history or would it be the catalyst for life changing events to come?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,684 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Comas Are Horrible by MusicNinja reviews
Kiba goes into a coma and he has to make Hinata love him in order to get back into his body. Only issue is that no one can see or hear him, but when has that stopped true love? Many times I'm sure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Wasting time by Vernon Danforth reviews
If you try to buy me, I'll say that I've been sold. And if you try to raise the stakes, you know that's when I'll fold. If you try to explain, I'll say you're wasting your time. If you try to make me see your point, I'll say that I've gone blind.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Tails, Amy - Complete
River in the road by Vernon Danforth reviews
Run, darling, run. I'll stall them while I can. Don't look back to see the blood..
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sonic, Sally - Complete
Curious by Vernon Danforth reviews
You know what they say about curiosity.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Tails - Complete
Special Delivery by kaotic312 reviews
Three very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well ... No Yaoi and T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,289 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Around the fur by Vernon Danforth reviews
Speak. I don't get it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
Bummer may Hell by cornwallace reviews
Excuse me?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fang/Nack - Complete
Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach by Lucillia reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hashirama S., Minato N.
Happenstance by firefly reviews
We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
These foolish Things by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter] The cathooded one is in town for a delicate mission and he now has one of his own...Kankuro wants Hinata... and Hinata wants the big bad puppeteer from the sand. What's the problem?How about Hiashi and Neji thinking it's a bad idea!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kankuro
Lost by cornwallace reviews
It's awful quiet and it makes me miss you.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Tails - Complete
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Rainy day by cornwallace reviews
A cautionary slash romance about the dangers of overly analytical behavior.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Saffron Blues by Swiper. No swiping reviews
I'll tell you where you can shove those Poffins.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Metapod/Trancell
My Immortal by skytransduction reviews
I am not the original author of this story. I'm just a weirdo that wants to watch the world burn/watch the Grammar Nazis chrun. Flames! Flames, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
I'm Sorry, But I Can't See a Difference by TheMipstaz reviews
A college AU 3 shot (m/m, m/f, f/f) with multiple characters (so far, it's KibaxKankuro). Warnings: shounen-ai, light m/f fluffyness, and shounen-jo. Rated T just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kiba I., Kankuro
The son by Swiper. No swiping reviews
This is the happiest day of my life.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Miles, Amy - Complete
A Hero's Journey: The Scarlet Story by ichiro92 reviews
With nothing left, a desperate human joins the Scarlet Crusade. There, he has to battle against the numerous undead plaguing Lordaeron, and maybe even a few members of his own zealous organization . . . BC/WotLK-era.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 205,295 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Human, The Scourge - Complete
Station Square by cornwallace reviews
God works in mysterious ways.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012
The World Pokémon Championships by Aron reviews
Follow the journey of a young boy and his Pikachu as they dare to dream of the glory of being the very best. Through desperate struggles, dizzying highs and crushing lows, and against every odd set before them, how far can they go?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,705 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
A Breach of Faith by cornwiper reviews
We aren't friends.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Tails, Sonic
Christmas in Australia by cornwallace reviews
I got this joke, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,817 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
March of the fire ants by Vernon Danforth reviews
All circles created with intention. An ocean turns yellow. It soothes the eye
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Chaos, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
pawn by Vernon Danforth reviews
Listen closely.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sonic - Complete
Sally by Vernon Danforth reviews
I... I can't...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sonic, Sally
Artificial god by Vernon Danforth reviews
You aren't what you pretend to be.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
A Rogue's Diary by KeRmIt-89 reviews
Grace Fulstorm's account as she becomes a rogue of the Alliance. The Lich King is here to destroy all of Azeroth, but who would expect one female rogue to catch his attention as well as The Alliance's...Now complete!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,401 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Human - Complete
Parasites by Vernon Danforth reviews
And all your thoughts - they rot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Bunnie-Rabbot, Antoine - Complete
The Punishment by Nitch reviews
While fighting Andross, Fox is flung across the galaxy to Earth and ends up trapped in the world's largest furry convention: Anthrocon. With the help of strange and benevolent furries, Fox seeks a way back home to Corneria while trying not to reveal his true identity.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Fox M., Wolf O'D.
Pink and blue flowers by cornwallace reviews
This is a slice of life - only a slice.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sleeping a Thousand Years by PK Samurai reviews
Harry Grindelwald has grown up hating muggles and believing that his sole purpose in life is to follow in the footsteps of his father. That is, until the day he finds out that his name, life, and even time have all been a lie. Not slash. / On Indefinite Hiatus /
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome home by cornwallace reviews
I'm sorry. I wish things could have been better for you. I wish things could have been better for both of us..
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10585 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 270 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Torikaeru by Morta's Priest reviews
Naruto is dead. Minato is alive. A monstrous exchange has taken place. The loss of a jinchūriki sends events into chaotic disarray as a distraught Fourth attempts to re-adapt to life without any of his family. To find the reason for the switch and to prevent a war, the Third forms a remarkable team...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 169,461 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Minato N.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot by cornwallace reviews
Everybody left the right...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Fang/Nack - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 8,725 - Follows: 8,635 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
On A Whim by Sypher reviews
What if Sasuke took Naruto with him to Sound? Would Naruto be twisted by Orochimaru's evil or would he be able to redeem Sasuke? Rated M just in case
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Immortal: The Way It Should Have Ended by TroubleMagnet reviews
This is my take on how the infamous fanfic, My Immortal, should have began and ended. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Complete
Splatter by Swiper. No swiping reviews
Old nonsense.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Beeba by cornwallace reviews
A letter to yourself is vicariously written and read.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Tails, Amy - Complete
Satin and Senbon by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Why does Haku dress in feminine clothing? An introspective piece. Zabuza/Haku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Onto the World Stage by Aron reviews
This is a discontinued story, formerly known as "The World Pokémon Championships" to avoid confusion. For the remake, see the story on this account titled "The World Pokémon Championships".
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 537,097 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi
Voodoo Child by Genoscythe reviews
There are no heroes here, folks. No prophecies, no worlds hanging in the balance. Just an unlucky troll with a pirate hat, a schizophrenic metrosexual tauren, a cannibal orc hunted by his own pets, and a Forsaken cursed by the mother of all curses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,619 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2005
Pets by MidnightMusic96 reviews
AU Kiba and Kankuro have gotten an apartment together, but with Kiba huge dog Akamaru and Kankuro's feisty cat Miyu, how will the two pets get along under one roof? Especially when Miyu used to chase Akamaru years ago. KankuKiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3556 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
End by cornwallace reviews
What is god? What is life? What is everything you've known and grown fond of? Ladies and gentlemen, I plan to find out.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Tails, Sonic
Balls on by cornwallace reviews
Ohhhhhh yeah. I totally just went there.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Tiny White Tampon by LoloxBear reviews
Temari has been through a lot, especially in regards to her family. But no amount of missions and training could have prepared her for the day when Gaara discovered her tampons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
10Breath Again by LokiWaterDraca reviews
It wasn't a cheesy love moment, where he rethought his wanting to claim and own, in fact it was more of a cement that held together his feelings for the Leaf ninja. Kankuro/Kiba, slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Disappointment by cornwallace reviews
Maybe you're better off this way.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Voice of reason by Vernon Danforth reviews
Open your head, and listen very closely.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Tails - Complete
Static by Vernon Danforth reviews
Awaiting transmission...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Metal Sonic, Bunnie-Rabbot - Complete
FFFaaannntttaaasssyyy by Vernon Danforth reviews
You're... one step from death.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sonic, Sally - Complete
Undertow by Vernon Danforth reviews
Suddenly, it all makes perfect sense.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Tails - Complete
Desperation by Vernon Danforth reviews
I want it. I need it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
The rope by Vernon Danforth reviews
Please, god, get me out of this.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
Scarlett O'Hare by Vernon Danforth reviews
Oh my stars...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bunnie-Rabbot, Antoine - Complete
Fourteen by Erysimum reviews
'He wonders if Kiba's ever killed a man. Wonders when killing became more important than kissing.' Set after the Sasuke retrieval arc. Kiba's in hospital after his battle with Sakon/Ukon; Kankurou practises being a real teenager, not just a ninja. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 267 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Pile of rocks sympathizes with dead dog by cornwallace reviews
The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sally, Amy - Complete
You Did OK by Swiper. No swiping reviews
Tails is a journalist, and also the world is ending.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tails
My angel by Vernon Danforth reviews
Cute. Nothing more.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
well by Vernon Danforth reviews
Without me, you are everything.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Fare by Vernon Danforth
Without you, I am alone.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Amy - Complete
Reflection by Vernon Danforth reviews
I lie, lie straight to the mirror; which, now broken to match my face.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
The Kiss of Boyles by Vernon Danforth reviews
Love, at its purest.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Portals by cornwallace reviews
A love story.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Stormy Nights by Rini-Rose reviews
A midnight stroll leads to some interesting outcomes for an unsuspecting Kankuro. KankuroxKiba. Implied YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spells and Daggers by Sara Jaye reviews
Thirty vignettes about Nino and Jaffar; some connected, others standalone. Rating is K overall, but T as a safeguard for chapter 3.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Nino, Jaffar - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
sunday Morning by Masked-Writer-In-Disguise reviews
AU. KankKiba 'It was so warm and smelled good and the other teen just didn't want to move. He was far too comfortable here, tangled in the sheets, blankets and each other's legs...the perfect way to wake up on a Sunday.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 1,699 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
I've Had This Secret, A companion to Deviant Love by Attanea reviews
Here's is chapter 0.5 for those of you who read and loved Deviant Love. A bit of insight to how Kiba and Kankurou felt before the beginning of my first story. KankuxKiba. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Deviant Love by Attanea reviews
Kiba is aware of his sexuality yet he knows that his crushes are always one-sided. But when Kankurou visits and stirs up old feelings, Kiba becomes determined to see this one through. All that stands in his way is Kankurou's hard-headed stubbornness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Explicit by Swiper. No swiping reviews
It keeps happening.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Fox M., Falco L. - Complete
LONELY by treaammo reviews
Kankuro can't wait to leave Kanoha and return home. Kanoha is so loud and full of life... and a certain handsome Inuzuka won't leave him alone. Kankuro x Kiba Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Whitecrow's Naming by PheonRen reviews
Sequel to The Unwilling Escort. Whitecrow fans rejoice... herein lies his story! M Tauren/F NElf Druid. Explicit sexuality, including ANTHRO (druid in animal form) sex. Violence. Strong adult situations. Rated MA.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Tauren, Night Elf - Complete
The Unwilling Escort by PheonRen reviews
When Ferruk is sent on an easy escort mission, everything goes wrong and his world turns upside down. Orc M/BElf F sexual situations. Violence, gore, explicit sex, rated MA.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,957 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
When Orcs Cry Freedom by PheonRen reviews
What is the cost of freedom? Can a love forged in pain and tempered in sorrow change the world? F Human/M orc romance. Thrall puts in an appearance. Fluffy of sorts. Adventure. Sexual content, violence. My personal fave of my stories. (Tragedy)
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,512 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Human - Complete
infinite by cornwallace reviews
living through small variations of the same moment over and over again.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sonic - Complete
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
A Music Box of Memories by LaCerise reviews
There are just some things that are not meant to be, and no matter how one ever wishes, some wishes are meant to be unfulfilled. JaffarxNino Post-FE7 Oneshot
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Jaffar, Nino - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by Sunruner reviews
A "What if?" ficlet. Eight against two are pretty solid odds, but when the divine plan goes awry it'll be left to someone else to fire Mars Lighthouse instead. Rated for gore. Duskshipping hurrah!
Golden Sun - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - [Felix, Karst]
Concessions by ncfan reviews
"The damn Kazekage should not be sleeping with a bear!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
KoS by cornwallace reviews
I don't know what I am anymore..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,506 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Cold Comfort Castle by Lord Goregore reviews
...And then again...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,130 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Human, Draenei - Complete
The Triumvirate by Maverick87 reviews
Three steps is all it takes...I think.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Tails
Snatch by Swiper. No swiping reviews
Well, a man can think, can't he?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Falco L., Fox M. - Complete
Disinfectant by cornwallace reviews
This will only hurt for a second. Then everything will be okay. Trust me, it's for the better.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heart of the Wolf by LadyRen5 reviews
Hinata never went to the Academy. Instead, she is a prisoner in her own home. One night, she comes face to face with a white wolf. But there's more to this beautiful creature than meets the eye. Where will this path lead? Kiba/Hinata Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,830 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Always There by Rini-Rose reviews
500 Word Drable. KankuroxKiba. Kankuro was always there for Kiba, and Kiba was always there for Kankuro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
untitled by Masked-Writer-In-Disguise reviews
KankKiba 'Dry heat was easy to deal with; one just has to try their best to stay cool in fully covering clothes and stay hydrated. The humidity on the other hand... It's a different story.' T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Horny by Swiper. No swiping reviews
Hey, whatever gets you off.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Krystal, Fox M. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Running Scared by firespaws reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has been plagued by nightmares, all taking place at a summer camp, and each growing more and more terrifying as time goes on. When she finds herself at that very camp, what horrors will be in store for her and her friends? KibaHina AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Cavity by cornwallace reviews
Plunge the knife into its heart. Bleed your legs together.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Did you know? by Usa-san reviews
Kankurou wants something and who is Kiba to deny him? Some Slash and crossdressing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Riverbank by ncfan reviews
/KibaTen/ A day at the park left Kiba very thankful for his dog.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kiba I., Tenten - Complete
Silence by cornwallace reviews
Golden.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Antoine - Complete
Shun the NonBelievers! by smiles1116
This was a challenge of 8 drabbles from quizilla. I decided to go ahead and post them here.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kiba I., Kankuro
Hollow by Swiper. No swiping reviews
The world is a very ugly place.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Sex by Swiper. No swiping reviews
If you click on this, you deserve it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Allegory by Swiper. No swiping reviews
What?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Fox M., Wolf O'D. - Complete
Carnage Necropolis by Aiselne Phoenix Nocturnus reviews
Ash, Misty, and Brock enter an ominous city where something presumably murdered the locals. Much to the kids' horrific discovery, the residents and Pokemon aren't quite as "dead" as authorities claimed. A Pokemon spin-off of Resident Evil. Complete.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 260,898 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō] - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hell by Swiper. No swiping reviews
Bzzz. Wake up. Bzzz. Wake up.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Pigma D. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
The Binding That Saves by WoMo reviews
A snap decision sends two enemies across Kalimdor; tied by mixed loyalties, pursued by a vengeful Forsaken, and lost in a world of bitter rivalry. It is fortune when two separate paths cross once - but what is it when they cross twice?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,933 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2006
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Dance Floor by MidoriNoPurusuu reviews
Kankuro and Kiba meet at a club. Jealousy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Hollow by cornwallace reviews
Victory can be so...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Fang/Nack - Complete
R by cornwallace reviews
I can almost... feel..
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Coping by Storymaster Caith reviews
People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 219 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pleasure Doing Business by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Things were going well in their squeaky-clean, high profile lives until the Uchiha heir started sleeping with another man, and GodBoy tried to convert the most cynical woman ever. But maybe, the disembodied voice declared, it was time to shake things up-A
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
It's a shame to allow a god by cornwallace reviews
W h a t ? !
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Fang/Nack, Tails - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Secrets by Storymaster Caith reviews
Kankuro Sabaku has a list of things his siblings do not know. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Revelations by cornwallace reviews
The end is coming, folks. With GOD as my witness, I'll make a believer out of every single last one of you...
Bible - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Anthem by Swiper. No swiping reviews
A study on a fox stuck in a trench.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Fox M. - Complete
Setting the Record Straight by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Everyone knows that size matters, save for one particularly sheltered heiress. After Hinata accidentally humiliates Naruto in front of their friends, our favorite whiskered blond will stop at nothing to take matters into his own hands. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
How Far He Would Go by kaotic312 reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Deflower by cornwallace reviews
To enter your thoughts for just a few seconds, as you pick my heart from your teeth. The obscene dance of our memories. What you touched and what you tore. In time, perhaps something resembling guilt will devour us.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
A Taste of Something Better by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU Take one simple misunderstanding, a trusting heiress, one messy prank, and an unpredictable Uchiha. Mix, and let it chill. What do you get? A taste of something better. SasuHina, sprinkled with some one-sided NaruHina and a dash of one-sided KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
A b s t r ac t by cornwallace reviews
That's not the way it happened.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Antoine - Complete
Stalking But Not by MistakenForSomeoneWhoCares reviews
Temari and Hana have a mission, and they will stop at nothing to complete it...rated for swears
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
Rules by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Rule number one of arguing with your own head: do not pull faces. ZetsuKonan. Crap title. Because your mother told me so last night
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zetsu, Konan
Clockwork Zone by cornwallace reviews
The show must go on.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sonic - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 4,903 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mnemophobia by cornwallace reviews
They found him in his one bedroom apartment, weeks after it had happened. The top half of his limp, lifeless corpse draped over the typewriter resting in his lap. At his feet, a messy stack of paper.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sonic - Complete
Contagion by cornwallace reviews
Hold your breath
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Brock's Handy Pokemon Guide by Ringtailer720 reviews
Brock writes a guide on taking care of your pokemon, using our heroes as examples. Part 15: Karma pays back Officer Jenny in her attempt to housetrain a Growlithe.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2005
aNP by Vernon Danforth reviews
A thirst that cannot be quenched.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Tails - Complete
Speaking of Hyuugas by Glimmersky reviews
Kiba and Tenten have a talk about the Hyuuga's in their lives. -KibaHina, NejiTen-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Kiba I., Tenten - Complete
Hearts by cornwallace reviews
I think that some aspects of human nature can be depicted, in a way, by a simple game of cards. The question is; are you in it for victory, or are you in it to cause and revel within the failure of your fellow players? I assure you, there is a difference.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Mistress and Destiny by Dr. Rever reviews
A lustful bartlet spun from the sinnowy wisps of talent: Krystal, Leon, Fox AND Wolf and Bill find themselves entangled in a gooey, sticky, and ravishing tale of intrigue, suspense, and non-sequiter.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Fox M., Wolf O'D.
Lucky Number by Storymaster Caith reviews
As the Kazekage, Gaara does gigantic amounts of paperwork. And sometimes, you stumble upon things you never expected while reading old mission reports. A Gaara-Kankuro brother fic, multichapter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Picky Eater by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes we all need to watch what we eat. Sadly, this rule eludes our hapless Sasuke. "Irony of Love" sidepiece.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Reset by cornwallace reviews
Failure.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Shadow, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
h by cornwallace reviews
Some people say that Hell is merely seperation from God.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
As Told Over Ramen by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Mini vignettes between the Naruto characters. No order of writing. No connection. Just random moments between characters; bits and pieces that had no place anywhere else; the little things are so rarely appreciated… Yaoi? Like, no way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Lee R., Gaara
Walking Into Love by 1moonwitch reviews
Chouji x Hinata! Chouji and Hinata are sent on a bougus mission by Ino and Naruto.Who have grown tired of the two and their onesided crushs.Can they find a deeper love as they travel together. Warning:Contains lemons,swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,676 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Chōji A., Hinata H.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 888 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hyuugas and Dolls by shrieking minties 51 reviews
After a battle gone wrong with Sound village, Kankuro- who is badly injured- and Hinata are trapped- with no way to contact their companions. Expecting to die, they confide in one another what they never thought to tell another soul. KankuroxHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Don't touch the dead animals by cornwallace reviews
Like a love that couldn't last.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Sonic - Complete
Smells by Mini-Chobi reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Naruto characters smell like? Well, good thing if you have, because today, we are privileged enough to have Inuzuka Kiba here to tell us! Teams 8, 7, 10, & Gai, Sand Sibs, Kabuto/Sound Guys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
Last Chance by Maverick87 reviews
You do what you have to. Flash Fiction
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Pavlovian Influences by shnickers reviews
Hinata's innocent attempt at Pavlovian manipulation backfires when Kiba retaliates in a not-so-innocent way. KibaHina August '08 DateMe winner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari, OC - Complete
DoLL by cornwallace reviews
It was all a mistake.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Tails, Amy - Complete
What Happens in the Hospital: Hinata by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Hinata visits Kiba when he's injured. She's got a sweet little secret, until she takes Ino's advice. Too bad Kiba's stuck in his hospital bed...unable to escape her. Yeah...LEMON, Hinata/Kiba. Hinata's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
What Happens in the Hospital: Kiba by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba. Hinata. Warm weather. Injury. Secret. Hospital bed. Hmm... Unabashedly LEMON, Kiba/Hinata. Kiba's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
ÆdS by cornwallace reviews
A vague recollection
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
GORE by Maverick87 reviews
This can't be normal. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Scatter Plot by Maverick87 reviews
One of the most powerful aspects of a scatter plot, is its ability to show nonlinear relationships between variables.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Seasons by cornwallace reviews
Will you love me any less; if I hurt you any more?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
The Martyr by Maverick87 reviews
I was a fool.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Tails - Complete
,',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',' by cornwallace reviews
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sally - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Tag Team by Nitch reviews
Fox and Falco are kings of the seedy underground club scene. Boredom of monotony turns to a disturbing exercise in manipulation, lust, and pain. This is a hard M: avoid if you can't handle. Fox x Falco x innocent victim
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Fox M., Falco L. - Complete
Reaching Out to You by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro is hurt during a mission, and Gaara finds himself in the place to offer comfort for the first time in his life. Post Chunin Exams, pre Sasuke Retrieval.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Flaw by Vernon Danforth reviews
broken/useless
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Some Things by green see-through ghosts reviews
Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
12:09 by cornwallace reviews
Strange happenings in the middle of the night
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The view by cornwallace reviews
We are fixed where we stand
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Tails, Cream/Cheese - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mascara by Vernon Danforth reviews
It's too bad you're married to me.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Bummer may Horus by cornwallace reviews
What?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008
Jaffar and Nino Don't Know by Miyukitty reviews
A short and sweet tale about the former Black Fang assassins, Jaffar and Nino, from Fire Emblem 7. It's set in between 7 and 6, so they're newlyweds. I hope you enjoy it!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Smart Option by WootYaoi reviews
He should have ignored his nose. He should have asked. Or warned him. Or stood up. Or punched him in the face. Reviews very muchly loved and needed for this one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Tender by Yoruichi-Yoshi12 reviews
A love poem about Kankuro and Kiba. If you don't like YAOI don't read this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Progress by Maverick87 reviews
We just started talking...Oneshot Characters OOC
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
Marionette by cornwallace reviews
Upsetting, to say the least.
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Conjecture by Maverick87 reviews
Nobody cared, but who would have thought strangers can surprise you? Pending Oneshot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sonic, Bark - Complete
Brain activity by cornwallace reviews
You got seven minutes.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Amy - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Given by Maverick87 reviews
I thought I was fine. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Knuckles - Complete
Empty Room by Lady Mirror reviews
There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Difference by AkabooBat reviews
Kiba's thoughts on Kankuro and his puppets. Very short, slight slash.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Death to Mary Sue! by kaotic312 reviews
Title pretty much explains my stance on the use of Mary Sue characters in fanfic. If you're wondering, yes, this is CRACK fiction. LOL All comments welcome, flames included.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Discordia by Winter Ashby reviews
Kiba was flat on his back, a warm body on top of him, straddling him, a cold metal blade to his throat and silky black hair falling over his face. [Kiba & Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Kiba I., Hanabi H. - Complete
Collide by N.Dane reviews
Who is Kankuro really? And why does he come off so weird to Kiba?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
YOU OWE ME by wolfwomen-5 reviews
Kiba awoke in the hospital after being rescued by Kankuro. KibaxKankuro. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Honour Among Thieves by aviatrix8 reviews
In an effort to deduce the tactics of thieves, Hector requests a duel between Matthew and Leila. Takes place before the game.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Matthew, Hector - Complete
Two Blue Lines by Maverick87 reviews
This was her fault. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Pillow by Ita-ta reviews
KankySaku. First. Oneshot. He definitely made a good pillow. Rated T for sexual references and some swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7068 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Small Games by Lady Calliope reviews
[oneshot] His question challenges the balance of Tenten's entire world. Kankuro x Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Tenten, Kankuro - Complete
Hot Spring Discussions by Half-elf reviews
Being a fly on the wall can have its advantages...you learn the most interesting things that way. The girls are having private, personal and unrestrained discussions about the boys in their lives. Who is thinking about who? Mainly HinaKiba but others too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2007 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Automatic by Dayadhvam reviews
Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Complementary Flavors by juliagulia1017 reviews
[SasuHina gift drabble for Ceriene] Sasuke never found sweets palatable as a child. Years later, it was love that changed his perspective on what he once deemed unappealing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closets and Puppets by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Coming out of the closet was something Kankuro had never expected to do... [drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
The Rules of Naruto by shrieking minties 51 reviews
If anyone in any of the hidden villages ever asks you any question do NOT answer with the words 'because I'm a ninja'EDITED add your suggestions guys!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Evil Pancakes by kaotic312 reviews
CHALLENGE FICTION for Mind Spectrums. Chouji has one, and only one, food he will not eat!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Chōji A. - Complete
Look Who's Talking! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Ah, the joys of parenting. Of course, things would be easier for first time parents Sasuke and Hinata if a certain blond didn't have such a large influence over their sons' speech development... Possible Irony of Love side story if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nice by LaughingFreak reviews
There is one thing that Kankuro thought was nice...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
SvS by cornwallace reviews
Must we keep going through this?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Through the Other Eyes II: Bloodlines by jedigrl2001 reviews
The untold stories of those in Golden Sun: The Lost Age. Now up: Karst and Agatio encounter unforeseen problems while Isaac and the others wake up to find themselves marooned.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,001 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/6/2006
Battle Scars by Aurifex reviews
Rated for language. KankuroxKiba, Yaoi. Kankuro has some rather odd wounds on his chest, who knows where they came from...? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Urine by Nitch reviews
Can kill.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Krystal, Fox M. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Click and Release by Nitch reviews
He didn't know what was coming. Pure forbidden deadly love. [Smiley face x bomb]
Minesweeper - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Behind Konoha's Green Door by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara and his siblings are sentenced to 'community service'. Jiraiya has a little film project and needs some help. Crack fiction and rated T for language and situations. Leaf 11 and Sand Siblings with absolutely no Sasuke. Total crack, yep. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 287 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Triple Threat by kaotic312 reviews
Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Dinner For Two by juliagulia1017 reviews
[AU giftfic for Noctalis Noctis.] Being hired to create a meal for Uchiha Sasuke and his special lady friend aren't high on Hinata Hyuuga's list of things to do, especially when she harbors feelings for her handsome customer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Gaara Discovers April Fools Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
In the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Puppet! by shrieking minties 51 reviews
For some reason Kiba always found that word amusing...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Laundry Day by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by madame nonchalant reviews
When Kiba runs into an old friend from Suna, he doesn't expect anything to happen. He doesn't even think about them being friends, or possibly more. But an unexpected mission, confused feelings & a night that goes too far add up. Can they stay together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,345 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Little Rays of Sunshine by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Subsequent to a successful mission gone suddenly awry, the former Rookie teams find themselves taking turns looking after a three year old Hinata! Expect moments of pure fluff, mischief making, and Hiashi trying to prove he can be a decent daddy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Hinata H.
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 343 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Heat by juliagulia1017 reviews
Hinata just can't get enough, and Neji has to deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Watching You by Hearts of Eternity reviews
As Hinata stares out into the night sky, someone is watching her as well. A KibaHinata fic. This is a lemon, people just so you're aware
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Pigs in a Blanket by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team 10, InoShikaChou gen] It's Ino's first away mission and she has to share a tent with Shikamaru and Chouji. And she's not happy about it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Dogflower by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKiba] If you asked Ino why she was with Kiba, she would tell you about the sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Simply Unspoken by Tea's reviews
Hanabi hated his confident grins, the loud and obnoxious way that he talked. Yet, still, she watched him quietly from the shadows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hanabi H., Kiba I. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
What Could Have Been by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU drabble, 100 words. He watches from a nearby distance as Hinata stands at the altar, smiling lovingly at a man he'll never get to be. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Falling by shiruru reviews
Kurenai and lack of sleep. If you get close to people, if you make them special to you, you can lose them. [Chapter 17 up and edited. Comments, feedback welcome.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,739 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y.
Just A Taste by juliagulia1017 reviews
He asked for a kiss, but she kept turning him down. How far is Kakashi willing to go to get what he wants? KakaHina, fluffy oneshot. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Torpor by Dr. Rever reviews
[Set 5 minutes after Star Fox Command] Corneria has a new enemy, this time from within. Fox's latest job forces him to make a decision that can take his life in a whole new direction or destroy him. But is there more to Leon than meets the eye?
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2006
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Illusions by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] AU. Sakura returns to Japan and is beyond shocked when she discovers Sasuke is in love. Now she'll go through any means necessary to get rid of Hinata, the new woman in his life. SasuHina, onesided SakuSasu. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Naruto's sharing dirty jokes and Hinata knows one too many. Featuring Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Neji, Kiba, Shino, and of course, Hinata. Implied NejiHina. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Good Karma, Bad Karma by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata's been treated like dirt by her family for far too long. Fate steps in and decides it's high time that the Hyuugas got to meet her violent alter ego, Black Hinata! CHARACTERS OOC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,854 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Hinata H.
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eye, Caramba by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Hinata tries to help a pair of allergy sufferers, but Sasuke and Gaara are less than pleased with the results. Not really that OOC for once...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Simple Gift by vampirepenguin reviews
Kankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. [gen, oneshot, Kankuroucentric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Onegai, Senpai by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata wanted to learn how to be a suitable lover for Naruto, but with overprotective Hiashi and Neji in the way, and her friends out of town, who else can she turn to for help? Uchiha Sasuke, pleasure expert, at your service! OOC SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Hair Apparent by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Sillyfic. Hinata's been violated by a mysterious man with hairy buttocks! Shino and Kiba are on the case, but Ino, Sakura and Tenten want to help for their OWN personal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hinata H.
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hinata Farts! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Just like the title says, Hinata breaks wind. Who will save her from her embarrassment? Trace elements of NejiHina, SasuHina, KibaHina, NaruHina. Fluffy and a tad smelly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
The Pattern by Nitch reviews
[Fox x James] Everyone thinks Fox is dead, giving him the opportunity to live his life fulfilling his true desires. M for slash, language, and morbidity.
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Fox M., James M. - Complete
Evil 'Neji' by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Sillyfic. Hinata brings an evil puppet into the Hyuuga household. Add pandemonium, ice, and stir. Serves ten. Ratings are superficial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Making Faces by juliagulia1017 reviews
ONESHOT. Shino is more evil than you think. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Family by JuliTina reviews
There are certain things that Kankuro doesn't share with his siblings. KankuroKiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
The Knife by Maverick87 reviews
True love cuts deep...Especially for echidnas... KnuxRouge.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
A Scent Forever Ruined by Serena-Chan reviews
Kiba always loved the scent of Hinata...until one day she showed up for a mission smelling... well, odd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
30 Ways To Tick Kankuro Off by kikofreako reviews
A detailed description of Kankuro's buttons and how to push them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Purple Sunglasses by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sasuke's in love with SHINO? Not if Hinata has anything to say about it! Oneshot, OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Narutolocks and the Three Hyuugas by juliagulia1017 reviews
Once upon a time there was a ridiculous idea that morphed into a dumb fairytale. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Starring Naruto, Hinata, Hanabi and Neji. Rated for Neji's indecent thoughts. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Harpy Queen Skrch by SickleYield reviews
Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Golden Sun: The Lost Age, A Novel by jedigrl2001 reviews
Novellization of 'Lost Age.' Now up: Prologue and Part One: Felix and Sheba are found, bearing news of the fates of Saturos and Menardi. With their leaders gone, what happens next?
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/12/2006
Reluctant Hero by firefly reviews
There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Forget Me Nots by juliagulia1017 reviews
ShinoHina drabble... You always remember your first kiss...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A Spark by The Kitty-kitty reviews
[200 word drabble] GaaHina Gaara never doubted himself until the first time he met Hinata. Set during the chuunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The games we play by lonely whisperz reviews
OneShot. Rated M. Both Hinata and Kiba are 17… Set in the middle of the night in Kiba's room at the end of autumnearly winter. Tis nothing more than a fic written out of love for this couple and wanting them to 'love' one another too...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Through the Other Eyes by jedigrl2001 reviews
[UNDERGOING FINAL REVISIONS] Villains or heroes, decide for yourself. The tale of The Golden Sun, told through the eyes of Saturos, Menardi, Felix, Alex, and those that traveled with them. Preview for sequel now up.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 204,696 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
Yakusoku by juliagulia1017 reviews
[IruHina] One of the sequels to Fix You. Iruka’s sleeping after returning from a long day of grading papers at the Academy, and Hinata stumbles across an old note he's written her. Fluffy and slightly OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Hinata H., Iruka U. - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Fel Orc Veren Redmorning by SickleYield reviews
Third in a series about the heroes who may become great, but never famous. Not many will remember Veren Redmorning. Those who do will not soon forget. Rating for strong violence.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,323 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Oh, For The Love Of PRODUCE! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. Hinata promised to make Shino and Kiba lunch... never would she have expected any of THIS to happen...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 584 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Best Friends Forever? by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. All Hinata wanted was for her and Neji to become close again, but his cold attitude always got in the way. Now she's using his one weakness against him, but is it really worth all the trouble in the end?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Better Than Ice Cream by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU What started off as the crappiest day... turned into something pleasant, and it was all thanks to her. And he discovered that working in an ice cream parlor maybe wasn't such a bad thing after all... OOC Itachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Just like a dog by Maiyuko-chan reviews
Hinata thinks about dogs while watching Kiba sleep. [KibaHinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Fix You by juliagulia1017 reviews
Based on the song by Coldplay. When Hinata is left heartbroken, who will be there to pick up the pieces?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Hinata H. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Taking The Next Big Step by juliagulia1017 reviews
oneshot nejihina... “Hinata whimpered, her eyes squeezing out tears. Ohh... nngghh... Niisan... Itai! Stop, please! It hurts so bad!” ... “Hinata sama, you have experienced things much more excruciating than this...”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Proportional Retribution by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] AU... And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life, Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot... Exodus 21: 23, 24 KJV... A tale of murder, lies, betrayal, corruption and revenge... all centered around Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Hinata H.
Foxy Baby by juliagulia1017 reviews
Hinata. Dirty dancing. Alcohol. 'nuff said. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kisame and Itachi's Semi Excellent Adventures by Qaddafi the Ripper reviews
Join Shark chan and Weasel chan in their random, humorous, bloody, and occasionally sexy adventures as they try to cope on the measly salaries provided by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005
Only Good Boys Have Fangs by sharingank reviews
Ever since she was a little girl, Hinata wanted a puppy. KibaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Water for the Tribe by Kilerkki reviews
When Kiba comes home, Hana smells more than blood. But it takes Hinata to help her see. [One shot, KibaHinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Hana I., Kiba I. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
It was His by bleurrrgh reviews
Naruto can be incredibly sticky regarding certain issues. Oneshot, drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Opening Her Arms by Finnigan Geist reviews
Uchiha Mikoto reminisces before she dies. Further proof that all Uchiha are made of angst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Bandit Jorn Raveloe by SickleYield reviews
Second in a series about the heroes who never shake the world, because they're too busy trying to keep it from shaking them. It's not easy being a bandit chief, especially not in the infested city of Dalaran.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Why Does It Do That? by Monna Sakura reviews
A very short, more than a little pointless and stupid conversation between Kakashi and Iruka. Beware, very twitchalicious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2005
Words on a Page by sharingank reviews
On a whim, Shikamaru poured his feelings into a letter, one that Ino was never meant to see...InoShika... ::grins:: Chapter 11 is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,002 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Hammered And Auctioned: TWO by B.J. Sanders reviews
Yaoi. KibaKankurouKiba. Kiba plays and thinks dirty after he takes Kankurou home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Lick by taitofan reviews
Kankurou wonders exactly how much like a dog Kiba really is...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Step On A Crack by Juno42 reviews
After returning from the disaster at the Chuunin Exams, Kankuro helps relieve some of Gaara's pain. Not Slash! First fic. Rated for mild language. Works as a oneshot, but may add to it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Unexpected Companionship by Genki9 reviews
The memories from Team 7 weren't the only things Sasuke left behind when he joined Orochimaru; he had other goodbyes that needed to be said...Pairing: Sasuke X Household plant...no, I'm not kidding.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2005
Posy by white lotus reviews
A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Every Dog Has Its Day by Ho-sama reviews
He's the abandoned pup. You would never tell from looking at his wild and carefree grin... [One shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Aqua by Ninja Shen reviews
Oneshot, challenge. Kisame may be half shark, but he's also half man, and he hasn't forgotten that quite yet. Onesided KisameKurenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Kisame H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Eyes of Pale Gold by Pamela Eaton reviews
Training alone in the desert leads Temari to realize she'll never really be alone. Spoilers pre-episode 81 only. No Pairing. Stand alone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/3/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cats by taitofan reviews
Kiba thinks about the animal that he can't help but like, no matter what his instincts tell him... The cat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Falling for the First Time by taitofan reviews
Kankurou wants to ask a certain someone out on a date. Kiba just wants to know why he's being stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Crazy Glaring Dogs by taitofan reviews
Kiba is taking a long time to get ready for his date, while Akamaru takes it upon himself to make Kiba's waiting suitor feel a bit more than uncomfortable...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Indigo Stars by firefly reviews
With the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Little Specks by syaoran no hime reviews
One should never miss the small wonders of life and love. GaaraTema sibling drabble. Request fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/25/2004
Romance Vs Reason by Ninja Shen reviews
oneshot. Sakura has a surefire plan that will ensure her marriage to Sasuke, and Ino just can't compete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Dial R for Restricted by Mr. Bigg reviews
Ivan discovers the wonders of narcotic plants, Mia becomes a feminist, and all Garret and Isaac want to do is chug a beer, find a brothel and forget about tomorrow. It's rated "R" for a reason, folks.
Golden Sun - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004
Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 515 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Omega Mutation by Joshua Falken reviews
Ash Ketchum discovers a terrible secret about his mother... a secret that threatens destroy his family and friends... Chapter 18 is up! Fic completed!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,094 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 4/1/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi, Delia K./Hanako - Complete
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Hell is for Neji by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2003
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Going To School 2: MORE MADNESS by PsychoMD reviews
The sequal is COMPLETED. This is a bizarre and extremely funny fanfic that may even shock you! Trust me, you dont want to miss this one! You wont be disappointed! Please Read and Review!!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Complete
REPOST: Going to School by PsychoMD reviews
This is a bizzare, but extremely funny fanfic I did about 2 years ago. I'm reposting it due to requests, and also the sequal is coming in just a day or two! Please Read and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2002
Trapped Souls by PsychoMD reviews
Ash re-enters the Kanto League Tournament with high hopes, but the story takes a dark turn when the unthinkable happens. *COMPLETED* Please Read and Review
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Complete
Birds of a Feather by solderini reviews
A short little fic featuring a couple you've never seen before, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Complete
Spooked by Spruceton Spook reviews
Weird noises, creepy occurrences, sleepless nights...just what is going on at the Ketchum residence? Ash and Co. are dying to find out, thus leading them on another misadventure that distracts them from training for the upcoming Pokémon League...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,638 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2001 - Published: 6/13/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
GOING TO SCHOOL by PsychoMD reviews
This is a bizarre fan fic that i wrote, i hope you enjoy it, its really quite funny. This is a REPOST of the original version, due to popular demand. (Also, a sequal is coming soon, so i wanted to make sure everyone remembered it!) Please read and review
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2000
Poke'mon vs. Animorphs by Mewkablue reviews
Um... read it to find out.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/1999
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Obito's Dimension reviews
Oneshot. Kaguya's dimensions were far more interesting than Obito's. So allow me to perhaps spice up the drab world of white platforms in black space.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Heart of the Mystery reviews
Oneshot. Here's a Fragment where Sayo's thoughts proceeded a little differently when Battler does not return to the island.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Battler U., Beatrice, Shannon - Complete
Not a Demon reviews
Oneshot. The villagers react to Naruto a little more favorably than Hiruzen probably desired. A plot bunny that anyone is free to expand on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Shikaku N., Danzō S. - Complete
Miracle Lost reviews
Oneshot. Why is Bernkastel so cruel anyway? A brief answer to show where it all started.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Rika F., Bernkastel - Complete