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Joined 03-04-12, id: 3782336, Profile Updated: 04-23-12


As is probably obvious by my current pseudonym of choice, this is a bit of a sockpuppet account. I plan to use it mostly for leaving reviews and keeping track of fic I enjoy. At some point I may post fic I don't want immediately associated with my main fandom identity. Not to say that fic posted here could never make it to my usual haunts - but I'd like to leave this space open for me to be more experimental in my approach to both writing and posting.

Some things to keep in mind if you decide to interact with me: I have a (pretty bad) anxiety disorder that - even with treatment - can cause me to retreat from most social interaction for days on end. Due to the aforementioned disorder, I'm pretty hit or miss at replying to reviews, replies, PMs, and so on, but I will almost always eventually respond to an e-mail. I love bouncing ideas with people and sharing fic snippets as I work, but I no longer do serious beta work except as a favor for close friends (or for Yuletide). I identify as queer, and if that is a problem, I recommend not opening any lines of communication with me in the first place.

General fandom stuff: I enjoy nearly all types and genres of fic, but I am currently on something of a branch AU kick. I read gen, slash, het, femslash, multi - whatever might strike my fancy. My semi-recent fandoms include Supernatural and Dragon Age, but my most recent reading spree is revolving around some of my nostalgia fandoms, which include Naruto and Harry Potter. I like fic that can deliver a good punch to the gut, but I love a happy ending. I would rather read crack fic than a tragedy, but a fic that can make me laugh *and* cry has my utmost respect.

Generally, I try to be a friendly, understanding person; I apologize for those times I can only manage one out of three.

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Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 494,455 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 5,282 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 615 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete