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Joined 03-04-12, id: 3783504, Profile Updated: 01-16-15
Author has written 12 stories for Supernatural.

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carpe_noctem_lupus (AO3)

@not_aware_wolf (Twitter)

Hey you.

What I write: Supernatural fanfiction.

What I plan on writing: More Supernatural fanfiction. Also some short stories and original works for publication purposes.

What I might write in the future: Marvel fanfics. Originals fanfics. A Superwho (Supernatural-Doctor Who crossover) fanfic.

Just who do I think I am?

An old soul and a day dreamer with a wild imagination and either too much time on her hands or not enough. Probably too old to be writing fanfiction, but old habits die hard. American, but not one of those stupid Americans you hear about. I'm just a little "slow", but I like to think that's because I'm super unfocused. Like, super duper unfocused. I've personally already forgotten what I'm doing right now.

These are a few of my favorite things: Supernatural, photography, Doctor Who, Marvel comics (all but especially Deadpool, Fantomex, Wolverine & Thor), ghosty stuff, Cards Against Humanity, music (rock mostly, blues, bluegrass, folk), rainy days, Great Lakes, hiking, hashtag games, and carbohydrates. Also my kids are pretty cool.

These are not a few of my favorite things: musicals (some are okay I guess), snow, judgmental types, assholes, my ex, waking up early, insomnia, zucchini, and reality.

If you're only going to read one story by me, make it Adventures of Ben Braden and Dean Winchester, Hunters Extraordinaire.

And so on.

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Heat of the Moment by EstrellaQueAdmiro reviews
Sam knew what Dean was about to do and ran to stop him...at what cost? Alternative ending to Season 10, Episode 9 of Supernatural. MID-SEASON FINALE SPOILERS...kinda. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Back To Reality by smalld1171 reviews
Spoilers for 10x3. A missing scene set right after Dean's 'treatment', because I needed more.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
Play It Again, Sam by GrammarDemon reviews
You think Dean is difficult? Try living with him when he's been toddler-ized. (WARNING: contains tantrums and mentions of purple dinosaurs. Earplugs recommended.) Rated T for swear words (still from Dean). Angst (from Sam's POV). Hurt/comfort for boo-boos. Rumors of Sam/Cas pairing. Crowley/Cas. Road trip. Sibling rivalry. Dr. Seuss! OFC. Goldfish crackers. BYO sippy cup and duice.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,571 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Sam W., Bobby S., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Show Me The Money by anilkex reviews
Going for something new and lighthearted. Each chapter will be a different 100 word drabble showcasing all the different ways Sam and Dean earn money for survival. It can't all be credit card scams and hustling pool. Season timing will be all over the place - depends on what strikes me. Giving it a T rating for inevitable potential language...as usual.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
Se7en by aD1990 reviews
Castiel finds himself thrown into a bit of a peculiar situation that involves sins. All of them. Species present: demons, angels, winchesters. Rated T (unless notified for a certain lusty sin, muahaha)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Phantom Hunt by smalld1171 reviews
A hunt, conjured up by a fatigued and wounded mind, leads one brother to the brink and the other to do whatever it takes to bring him back.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Distorted by smalld1171 reviews
Dean gets in trouble. You know, my usual fare. Involves abduction, drugs, and a personality overhaul. Very short chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 37,914 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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This Too Will Pass reviews
A stranger appears to Dean out of the blue to give him something he desperately needs... a hug. [Short, one-shot sort-of-fluff-but-not-really tripe that happened because Dean seriously needs a hug and this is about as close to giving him one as I can get.]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8 - Dean W., OC - Complete
Abomination reviews
At first missing monsters don't exactly worry Sam & Dean. Not until it leads them to a gang of gods. The complexing matter grows stranger when Crowley attempts to hire the boys to infiltrate the organization to steal back something the king claims belongs to him. Sam & Dean aren't sure what to do when they discover that Crowley is after a girl called Abomination.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Crowley, OC
Help Is On The Way
Reader Insert fic. Everything seemed hopeless. You were ready to die if it meant you could end the torture the stranger with black eyes inflicted upon you. Just as you were about to abandon all hope, your knights ride in on an Impala. But are they too late to save you?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9
Mad World reviews
With Sam & Castiel gone, Dean turns to alcohol as his behavior becomes self-destructive, especially once his sanity grows increasingly questionable.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Dean W., Crowley, OC
Adventures of Ben Braden and Dean Winchester, Hunters Extraordinaire reviews
Ben Braden is all grown up and hunting with Dean Winchester, the man Ben's admired from a distance but has no memory of. At first, hunting with his idol seems like a dream come true, but Ben quickly learns what hunting is really about and who the man behind the myth really is. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,165 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Dean W., Ben B.
A Brief Encounter With My Idol, Dean Winchester reviews
One-shot, set about 10ish years in the future. A hunter walks into a bar and has a chance encounter with his idol, Dean Winchester, which doesn't exactly go as the young gun would have hoped. Dean has become bitter over the years, but how the conversation sways has more to do with the fact that the young hunter's name is... Benjamin Braden. Yeah, that Ben Braden.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Ben B. - Complete
Somebody I Used To Know reviews
When Dean learns of a friend's death, he experiences a series of flash backs that revolve around the hunter he once knew. As parts of Dean's past are slowly revealed, he and Sam embark on an unusual case; helping the ghost of his friend move on. What history does he share with the woman? Can they find a way to help her move on? And, more importantly, can Dean let her go?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S., John W. - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady reviews
While on a peculiar case, Sam & Dean are transported to an alternate universe. Many things remain the same, but the biggest difference between their universe & this new one is gender. That's right. Sam & Dean are now Samantha & Deanna. How do the brothers, er, "sisters" cope with their new gender? Who sent them here? And will they ever get out? Set [late] in season 6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Middle Curse reviews
The name Winchester carries a lot of responsibilities and, seemingly, curses. When our long lost sister shows up, she reminds us of that by informing us of a war that seems to be centered around her. Oh, and that she's a witch. Peachy, right? Join my younger siblings, Cas & me (Dean) as we team up with gods & fairies, slay vampires & attempt to save the world. A-friggin'-gain.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Straight To Hell reviews
(Sequel to Hard Road) A year has passed since Dean's death. Castiel attempts to find a way to bring Adeline & Dean back from Hell. Sam & Cassie have built a new life for themselves, all of which comes crashing down when Dean makes a not so triumphant return. Can Sam & Cassie forgive Cas enough to help him? Will Cas be willing to pay the price for his redemption? Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,113 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Hard Road reviews
(Sequel to Adeline, An Angel's Secret). Dean's out of trust & Sam's head is broken. Still they find themselves helping Castiel's daughter shake Fate while attempting to save the smite happy angel from his own son. Meanwhile, Adeline struggles to find peace in Heaven as Castiel plays God. What will the road uncover for the Winchesters? Who will survive & what will remain?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,630 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Adeline An Angel's Secret reviews
Crowley wasn't Castiel's only secret. The plan was to save her mortal soul from eternal damnation. He never meant to fall in love but he did, and hard. Now she needs saving from an angry Arch Angel and a ticked off Fate. Can Castiel protect his love from the clutches of his vengeful family or will his obsession with locating Purgatory condemn her to an eternity of Hell in Heaven?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Castiel - Complete