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Joined 03-04-12, id: 3783504, Profile Updated: 04-12-16
Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural.

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"Hey you."

What I write: Supernatural fanfiction.

What I plan on writing: More Supernatural fanfiction. Also some short stories and original works for publication purposes.

Just who do I think I am?

An old soul and a day dreamer with a wild imagination and either too much time on her hands or not enough. Probably too old to be writing fanfiction, but old habits die hard. Midwesterner. Lover of the night. Tragically human.

These are a few of my favorite things: Supernatural, photography, Doctor Who, Marvel comics (all but especially Deadpool, Wolverine, X-Force and the Thunderbolts), ghosty stuff, Cards Against Humanity, music (rock mostly, blues, bluegrass, folk), rainy days, Great Lakes, hiking, hashtag games, and carbohydrates. Also my kids are pretty cool.

These are not a few of my favorite things: snow, judgmental types, assholes, waking up early, insomnia, back problems, zucchini, and reality.

And so on.

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In 100 words by deadone1013 reviews
Just 100 (or little more) words stories. Mostly random. Some are with episode tag, some are not. Some... well, all are with Castiel. Mostly sad and painful. I have even a Destiel one ( or two...or three... This is getting strange!) I promise I'll write a happy one some day... Chapter 21 : I'm writing on prompts now. Prompts are cool!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 4/23 - Castiel
The Pathos of Winchester by celinenaville reviews
Castiel can see his friends' pain. They carry a lot of it, but they carry it so differently, these brothers. Set in Season 5. ONE SHOT. Not Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Castiel
Locking Horns by celinenaville reviews
Pre-series. Sam is 17. The tension between father and son is escalating to an all-time high leading John and Sam to clash after a difficult hunt. A distressed Dean finds himself caught in the middle. *COMPLETED*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/10 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Heat of the Moment by EstrellaQueAdmiro reviews
Sam knew what Dean was about to do and ran to stop him...at what cost? Alternative ending to Season 10, Episode 9 of Supernatural. MID-SEASON FINALE SPOILERS...kinda. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Back To Reality by smalld1171 reviews
Spoilers for 10x3. A missing scene set right after Dean's 'treatment', because I needed more.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
Play It Again, Sam by GrammarDemon reviews
You think Dean is difficult? Try living with him when he's been toddler-ized. (WARNING: contains tantrums and mentions of purple dinosaurs. Earplugs recommended.) Rated T for swear words (still from Dean). Angst (from Sam's POV). Hurt/comfort for boo-boos. Rumors of Sam/Cas pairing. Crowley/Cas. Road trip. Sibling rivalry. Dr. Seuss! OFC. Goldfish crackers. BYO sippy cup and duice.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,571 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Sam W., Bobby S., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Show Me The Money by anilkex reviews
Going for something new and lighthearted. Each chapter will be a different 100 word drabble showcasing all the different ways Sam and Dean earn money for survival. It can't all be credit card scams and hustling pool. Season timing will be all over the place - depends on what strikes me. Giving it a T rating for inevitable potential language...as usual.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
Se7en by aD1990 reviews
Castiel finds himself thrown into a bit of a peculiar situation that involves sins. All of them. Species present: demons, angels, winchesters. Rated T (unless notified for a certain lusty sin, muahaha)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Phantom Hunt by smalld1171 reviews
A hunt, conjured up by a fatigued and wounded mind, leads one brother to the brink and the other to do whatever it takes to bring him back.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Distorted by smalld1171 reviews
Dean gets in trouble. You know, my usual fare. Involves abduction, drugs, and a personality overhaul. Very short chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 37,914 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Waiting by Fireglass reviews
He was all of twenty-seven, leather and whiskey and rough edges. They asked him if it was safe; he said he figured it was.-Four times Dean was waiting for Sammy. One-Shot, Genfic.-
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
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John, Damned reviews
That wasn't the kind of person I was. John Winchester would never kill an innocent human for any reason, including getting to the demon under its skin. He would have let the demon go tell Crowley, would have greeted the armies of Hell head-on. But I wasn't John Winchester anymore. I was what was left of him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,836 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 3/10
Save My Brother's Soul reviews
"If you're reading this and you aren't dead, I have a small favor to ask you. Please find my brother. His name is Dean Winchester." Drabble in letter form, to you, from Sam, c/o Hell.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26
(Not) Alone reviews
The Righteous Man has fallen in a battle he's been fighting on his own, and he can't quite find the strength to keep fighting. Short one-shot written in a fable-esque style. Inspired by Misha and Jensen's "You Are Not Alone" campaign, as well as Jared's "Always Keep Fighting" campaign.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31
Abomination reviews
Sam & Dean probably would have never noticed a gang of gods kidnapping monsters if Crowley hadn't pointed it out. What's weirder than Crowley giving them a case? Hiring them to steal back something he claims is his; an unknown being the gods call Abomination. Now Sam & Dean have to figure out how to destroy a dozen deities & a way to keep her from the king of hell.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Crowley, OC
This Too Will Pass reviews
A stranger appears to Dean out of the blue to give him something he desperately needs... a hug. [Short, one-shot sort-of-fluff-but-not-really tripe that happened because Dean seriously needs a hug and this is about as close to giving him one as I can get.]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Dean W., OC - Complete
Adventures of Ben Braden and Dean Winchester, Hunters Extraordinaire reviews
Ben Braden is all grown up and hunting with Dean Winchester, the man Ben's admired from a distance but has no memory of. At first, hunting with his idol seems like a dream come true, but Ben quickly learns what hunting is really about and who the man behind the myth really is. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,165 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Dean W., Ben B.
A Brief Encounter With My Idol, Dean Winchester reviews
One-shot, set about 10ish years in the future. A hunter walks into a bar and has a chance encounter with his idol, Dean Winchester, which doesn't exactly go as the young gun would have hoped. Dean has become bitter over the years, but how the conversation sways has more to do with the fact that the young hunter's name is... Benjamin Braden. Yeah, that Ben Braden.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Ben B. - Complete
Somebody I Used To Know reviews
When Dean learns of a friend's death, he experiences a series of flash backs that revolve around the hunter he once knew. As parts of Dean's past are slowly revealed, he and Sam embark on an unusual case; helping the ghost of his friend move on. What history does he share with the woman? Can they find a way to help her move on? And, more importantly, can Dean let her go?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Bobby S., John W. - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady reviews
While on a peculiar case, Sam & Dean are transported to an alternate universe. Many things remain the same, but the biggest difference between their universe & this new one is gender. That's right. Sam & Dean are now Samantha & Deanna. How do the brothers, er, "sisters" cope with their new gender? Who sent them here? And will they ever get out? Set [late] in season 6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete