Em the elf
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Joined 05-01-03, id: 378484
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings.

I will write a fic, I will write a fic, I will write a fic, I will write a fic!

Name: Emily
Age: Mental? 19
Hair colour: Yes I am blonde, but smart too!

Loves:Legolas (just like the rest of the world)! Oh and I have now developed crushes on Faramir (David Whenam) and Simon Pegg. And not forgetting my cinema buddy Emma the one obsessed with Queen.

Hates: Rings that look like they will fit but get stuck when you try them on and Harry Potter (I'm going to get lynched mobbed for that)!

Music: I love anything from Blink 182 to Metallica. At the mo am going through a total hyper Muse stage!Oh and let us all rejoice in the wonders of the almighty Feeder and his majesty Grant!

Funniest moment: When I fell in a fountain at the local shopping centre.

Stupidest Moment: When I fell in a fountain at the local shopping centre.

Address: Me comes from Kentish Land, England, U.K, the Universe.

Also loves: My Doggy and my dear Horse (not a real horse, can you imagine me owning a horse!) who i will love for all eternity.

17th Jan - Oh I have a fic now! Yay! It was written with my older brother who has a very British and strange sense of humour!

9th June - Are you Sure we are Related is over! Noooooooooooo. Now time to let the rabid plot bunny out. We were thinking 'The Adventures of Emily and George' set in Middle-earth after the War of the Ring. Would like to know what you thnk so please email me!

26th The sequel is in flow! Yay! Kai is a celeb! I am plastered (Still celebrating the fact that I have left school!)

18th Sept - Dude! College is immense! The third sequel is rolling!

Sometime in February - Um it is 1am and I'm bored! We are on a the fourth in the trilogy (figure?)! YAY!

September 5th 2007 - I have just done something really stupid. While slightly intoxicated I posted a prologue of the fifth in the related stories. There isn't even a plot for a fifth! Oh lord what have I started?!

KAI! by limpet666 reviews
Ok, more explanation inside but if you havent read Em the Elfs ff you wont know Kai or Kalin and therefore you probably wont understand this but if you have read them and you know who Kai is...well...now he has his own fanfiction!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004
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Keeping up with the relations reviews
What happened next? Emily and George back for more and of course Legolas and other favourites including Kai!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Legolas, Elrohir
Do we have to be Related? reviews
The fourth in the trilogy! With Emily dead and George missing what is Legolas to do with triplets and a best friend named Kai to look after.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Legolas
Unfortunately We're Still Related reviews
Things fall off the straight and narrow in Rohan. Only two brave knights can save the day. Unfortunately Emily and George will have to do! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Apparently we are related! reviews
Emily and George are back! The two teens find their journey to the wedding of two favourites takes a turn for the worst but much more humorous.Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004
Are you sure we are related? reviews
A beautiful girl falls into Middle-earth - heard it before? Except she is one of the most annoying people in the world. Oh and her sarcy older brother also decides to join her! Written by a brother and sister who got left without supervision. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
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