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Poll: Much like how Kinva in Borderline Madness started out as a League Champ concept, then went into League of Souls, and made her first actual debut in Borderline Madness with backstory tweaks, I'm debating: In Mortal Instinct 2, I put in an Onryo (Vengeful Spirit in Japanese) ghost character at the last minute, and after thinking on it, I realized she could probably easily do the same thing and multi-feature in different stories with some tweaks. Anybody think this is a good idea? Vote Now!
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Joined 03-05-12, id: 3785663, Profile Updated: 08-19-16
Author has written 15 stories for Halo, Borderlands, Gears of War, Metal Gear, Friday the 13th, Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常, Transformers, Destiny, Warframe, Soul Calibur, Mortal Kombat, Titanfall, Payday: The Heist, League of Legends, and Killer Instinct.

Disclaimer:

Heavily disregard Noble Illogical, Borderline Madness, and Decepticon Rebels for the time being. They're old works (The first of which was my first foray ever into non-school writing), and not indicative of my performance at present. Either ignore those three altogether in favor of War's Mistress, Life of the Pack, Ancient Ronin, or American Monsters, or read them with multiple grains of salt and an understanding that it was early performance, and therefore an old, inaccurate representation of my writing. I intend to rework NI and BM guaranteed, and once I do, they'll be taken off this disclaimer.

Currently Active Fics:

Borderline Madness, Borderlands Fic. Rating: T. Characters: Maya, Krieg, Axton. Description: A change around of Borderlands 1 in which the cast of the first and second games are working together. The Bl2 group will be going through the various DLCs for Borderlands 1 and eventually lead into Borderlands 2. Starts off right before Sledge's death in the main game.

Noble Illogical, Halo Fic. Rating: T. Characters: Noble Six, Jorge, Emile. Description: Noble makes it off Reach in full force tailing the Autumn, and are present during the events of the 5 main Halo games (1, 2, 3, 4, and 5, not ODST). Note that it starts at the beginning of Halo Reach, and some events are twisted from their game depictions. Also does include Rosenda.

War's Mistress, Metal Gear Fic. Rating: T. Characters: OC, with characters like the Winds of Destruction, Raiden, Sam, and Kevin popping in and out of the story later on. Description: In light of the SOP collapse of 2014, Emily Sabauri, a now ex-Haven Trooper, has signed up with the PMC Black Flag. But, when a protection job in Russia in the year 2015 goes horribly awry, leaving Emily on the verge of death, what happens when you combine an ex-Haven Trooper, a hastily un-scrambled brain, and cybernetic implants?

Life of the Pack, Destiny Fic. Rating: T. Characters: 5-man OC Fireteam, with a sixth undisclosed member joining soon after. Description: The Darkness is rising, and its direct servants, the Vex and Hive, will soon move into a revived campaign against the Darkness' enemy, the Traveler. Many teams of Guardians stand to meet these forces at the gates, but one, Fireteam Komodo, will unknowingly bring to light a very potent question: Are some Cabal and Fallen in situations so different from ours?

Bloodlines: Family of Killers, Friday the 13th Fic. Rating: Was M, changing to T to increase possible views. Characters: OC, Jason Voorhees, and appearances by numerous other slasher characters ranging from massively popular to the slightly-less-so. Description: While the legend of the Voorhees family had been established for many years, what might happen as one of Jason's unknown half-siblings arrives at Crystal Lake?

American Monsters. Rating: T. Characters: Zombina, Manako. Description: When two of the members of M.O.N. are trapped in the United States on a botched business trip, and accidental arson and murder prevents them from leaving conventionally, what events may unfold in their attempts to get home?

Completed:

Radiating Fire, Gears of War Oneshot

Soon Starting:

Unnamed Terminator Fic. Haven't started writing, but the concept is totally ironed out and ready to begin on the first chapter.

Planned But Not Started (note that all of these are intended to be long, big, novel fics like my current ones will shape up to be, not a single name listed below will be a oneshot)

Unnamed Assassin's Creed Fic, with two planned stories, the first during the Black Flag era, and the second during ACIII era (I know they're really close together, but still, I feel it's better for the execution overall). Characters: OCs, with appearances by various characters from the respective time periods of each story.

Unnamed Metroid Story. Characters: OCs, with Space Pirate POV.

Unnamed Crysis Fic. Characters: OCs, with a different main character compared to other Crysis stories.

New Friends, New Problems, Defiance Fic. Characters: Group of OCs, mostly Irathient with one human.

Warfire, Killzone Fic. Characters: OC, later a group of them, and Colonel Radec. Helghast POV and AU.

Unnamed Mass Effect Fic. Characters: OCs based off of the multiplayer characters, with Shepard and her crew showing up from time to time.

Unnamed Monster Hunter Fic. Characters: OCs.

Unnamed Dead Space Fic. Characters: OC, Isaac Clarke (note that this is not a pairing, Isaac's name is only there because he will pop up a few times in the story.)

Unnamed Saints Row Fic (Don't worry, it'll have 110% less SRIV level weird in it than SRIII and IV. Think a mixture of the whole celebrity gangster thing SRIII had, but without things like Genki and those tacky "superpowers" from one of the dlcs. Oh, and also more Gat...) Characters: The Boss, Johhny Gat.

Unnamed Killing Floor Fic

Circus for a Psycho, Halo/Doom Crossover. Characters: Noble Six, OC

Unnamed Resident Evil/House of the Dead Crossover. Characters: 2 OC U.S.S. Agents, with a primary focus on fighting between various B.O.W.s and the bosses from the various HOTD games. RE viruses included will be T-Virus, T-Abyss, C-Virus, and Plaga parasites.

Black Damsel Series: I had an idea after watching Pacific Rim and thinking about my Armored Core story, so this is going to be called the "Black Damsel Series". It essentially explores the concept of the same machine, and the same "owner" so to speak, across four different universes. This is not a four-way crossover, it is four different stories that explore what the existence of a central machine in each story would end up being like, as well as what situation its owners/creators would be in. Note that, even though they are in numerical order, I will probably update them side by side, not wait until one is done to start the next.

Story 1: Unnamed Armored Core Fic. Characters: OC NEXT pilots, in a universe where the Armored Cores, characters, corporations and enemies of games like AC 3, AC 4, and AC V are all in active use and functioning at the same time.

Story 2: Unnamed Real Steel story

Story 3: Unnamed Pacific Rim story

Story 4: Burning Hearts, Cracked Minds, Titanfall Story

Requests from Fans:

American Monsters, Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 fic. The guy essentially asked for a story that does away with a lot of Anime/Manga stereotypes.

Inspirations:

Here I'll list the various forms of media that have inspired and driven the direction of some of my stories and ideas, mostly for anybody who may be interested in knowing. Note that this list will be added to as time goes on, so be sure to check it every few updates if it interests you.

Borderline Madness: Runnin' Wild by Airborne (VERY big inspiration, and actually what drove me to even create the story in the first place), HellYeah! by Rev Theory, Arma-Goddamn-Motherf*ing-Geddon (Not sure if I can put heavy profanity on this page and get away with it) by Marilyn Manson, and your squad in Battlefield: Bad Company and Bad Company 2.

War's Mistress: Primarily movies, such as The Expendables, The Mechanic (2010 version), and Sicario. Dialogue in particular takes some slight inspirations from the back-and-forth arguments in Archer.

A Morte De Caes was primarily inspired by the concepts of guerrilla warfare, pack-hunter animals, and organized rebel fighters. Their whole theme is a band of only semi-militaristic pack-hunting soldiers and cyborgs alongside animal-like UGs hunting their enemies by bounding across rooftops, through forests, any terrain with possible height variation.

Kinva from Borderline Madness and League of Souls: Slavery and Dead to Me by Spineshank, the body design of Mecha Kha'Zix from League of Legends, Fulgore from KI2013, Freddy Krueger (Entirely in the idea for a clawed left hand, as well as how she wields it at times), and the Space Pirates from the Metroid Prime trilogy.

American Monsters: Ain't No Easy Way by the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Renegade by Daughtry, the songs Just Sixteen, She Builds Quick Machines, Let it Roll, Headspace, and Sucker Train Blues by Velvet Revolver; Quentin Tarantino's film-style in general, a very slight twinge of Breaking Bad influence, HellYeah! and Light It Up by Rev Theory, Keep Moving by Andrew Stockdale, and Steal Me Away by Ana Popovic.

Aderyn Derrow from American Monsters: Get Back (Rock Version) by Ludacris Ft. Sum 41, Stick 'Em Up by Quarashi, Lump Your Head by Hollywood Undead, and It's Goin Down by Pre-Fight Hype.

Burning Hearts, Cracked Minds: Total Annihilation by Cliff Lin, Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Nico Vega, and Happy Together by Filter.

Life of the Pack: Overall Theme: Triple Dog Dare by The Thirteen Brotherhood, The End Run from the Mass Effect 2 Soundtrack.

The Hive Marauders were primarily inspired by the Slipskulls from Resistance: Fall of Man, the Hive Cavaliers were massively inspired by the Naginata-Wielding Giant Samurai from Sucker Punch, and songs that influenced the overall depiction of the Hive include Beauty of Annihilation by Kevin Sherwood, Meteor Shower from the Splatterhouse 2010 Soundtrack, the instrumental aspect of Ghost by Mnemic, and Abandon All from the Killing Floor Soundtrack.

League of Souls: Spirit of Champions, Archangel, and To Glory by Two Steps From Hell, and Hour of Destiny from the Soul Caliber 3 Soundtrack.

Stories I'm open to but have something hindering their creation:

Skyrim Story. Being an avid Skyrim player I'd be open to the concept, but don't have a story idea drawn up. If I get a lot of input asking for it I'll put more priority on plotting out a story.

Star Wars story. Yet again, avid fan of the source material, but plotting out a story's been far more difficult than with my other stories. Probably won't bother chasing it at all unless I get a lot of input asking for it.

Symbolism:

Yes, believe it or not my story's actually got symbolism in it. For example:

Clothes that are either baggy, possess a hood, have a fur lining somewhere (Such as a Bomber Jacket), and are usually in dark colors indicate a character that either doesn't have a very strong moral compass, little problem with breaking the law, has a varying type/level of mental instability, or is otherwise likely to be a likable, relaxed character instead of a stiff, aggravating rule-enforcer. Same goes for the use of gas masks in non-gas involved situations.

Characters who use non-5.556 or 9mm firearms are typically more important than those that do use 5.56 or 9mm firearms. Most prominent example of this is that Zom and Manako from American Monsters both use guns from lines that commonly feature 9mm rounds, but the specific versions I chose use .45 ACP and 40 S&W respectively.

Silver Crosses typically indicate a character with a hidden moral dilemma or bad past. I'm not heavily religious, I just like the look of silver cross necklaces and thought tying it to some sort of symbolism would be interesting.

Being my personal color scheme, anything involving black and purple in tandem is either the primary star of the show, or otherwise going to play a very prominent role in the long run.

Honorable Mention:

I personally feel it's only right to give an honorable mention to PoisonDIlu on DeviantArt and JayTheArbiter on the Epic Games Forums. Reason being Jay's how I even discovered the concept of Fanfiction at all, and PoisonDIlu's fanart "Mass Effect: High Priority" of the fanfic story Geth Infiltrator is literally THE reason I even know this website exists. If I hadn't seen it, I never would've read as many stories as I did to snowball me into posting here, so technically, despite Poison not writing the stories I post, he's the reason they're here in the first place.

While fanart of my stories (Or even just someone asking to feature a character of mine in a story, I feel like I killed that opportunity by bringing the idea up with Blood-Nose preemptively, terrible idea T.T) would be a dream come true, I'd probably need to do a scene/story worthy of that level of attention in the first place. I'll definitely commission some artist to draw up some characters from my stories at some point, and am actually having some difficulty finding ones now that I'm saving the money. If any artists are interested, just PM me with what you can do and we'll go from there.

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Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,341 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Reach: Winterbirth by Marianne Bennet reviews
Who would have thought that trying to save Reach could give a somewhat damaged, very chatty Six a chance to save herself? Six/Carter. Warning: will deviate from canon.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 138,401 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five, Carter-A259/Noble One, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Project New Noble Team by Nobel Six reviews
Noble six survives Reach and is charged with making a new Noble Team, but with new villians things wont be easy
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/16/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Chief Vault Hunter by Shadow38383 reviews
Master Chief travels to Pandora by a testing accident. How will he get back with no ship? T for my safety.
Crossover - Halo & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,757 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Gaige, Axton, Maya
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,531 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
Galaxy at War: N7 by iBayne reviews
Follows the N7 teams of the SSV Cambrai as they wage war on Cerberus and the Reapers. See the first chapter for details on submitting your own characters to the storyline . Mild coarse language/depictions of wartime violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 532 - Words: 694,563 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 4/5/2012 - OC
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
Washington's Feminine Side by The10thHatter reviews
Agent Washington takes in alot while trying to find the Meta. She meets new people breaks old rules and even learns a new word. she'll pass alot of admires on the way. FEMALE Wash first one to! Multiple pairings
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,911 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - M. Caboose, Wash
Mentors and Old Friends by ShadowX116 reviews
What if one Sangheili had chosen to train rather than kill a human? And what if that human had a secret that even she didn't know about? What will become of these two as their factions continue fighting each other?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 3/30/2012
De Snippets by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012
Invasive Procedures by Eric Crow reviews
The Precursors assumed their Kaiju would easily crush the humans. They counted on them to give up without a fight. But there was one thing the alien masters hadn't foreseen – their own stupidity. Cause, y'know, it's hard waging interdimensional war. A series of one-shots documenting the misadventures of some hapless Kaiju overlords.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013
Halo: A New Age by xpredatorx reviews
In the 26th century humanity along with the sangheili, san'shyuum formed the Orion Systems Alliance the center of galactic government in the orion arm of the galaxy, soon the OSA will meet the citadel council and discover a billion year old secret.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 225,340 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012
Disconnected: The Gathering by Rachkmar reviews
Ch7: Once separate paths begin to merge. - People from the real world, who play Halo on Xbox Live, find themselves suddenly in the game, with no apparent way home. All they know is they have to try. And the Haloverse is not as it seems.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011
Chase by Piloco reviews
What happens when Zer0 overhears Mister Torgue refer to the tournament as the ultimate challenge? Well an AWOL ninja, a shit ton of dead bodies, and all around general mayhem and hilarity of course.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Guardian Angel, Zer0
Spartan Vacation:Seattle by Fuego En Mi Corazon reviews
There are numerous problems with Spartans going on vacation. There are MORE issues with Emile driving (Jorge constantly has to pull the car out of a ditch) and Jun navigating (he can't even get the stupid GPS to CONNECT). In the latest chapter, Jorge literally pops out of a tux, and Rosenda's little black dress has more problems than one. . .Chapter Ten OUT!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Jorge-052/Noble Five, Carter-A259/Noble One
Galactic Rim: Kaiju Campaigns by CobaltAC reviews
On an Asari colony, a towering monster rises from the ocean. When the dust settles, a city is destroyed and a world is left uninhabitable. That was only the start. As time goes on, more and more "Kaiju" start appearing, attacking Council worlds with increasing frequency. At the edge of their hope, at the end of their time, the people of the galaxy build monsters of their own.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Primarch Adrien Victus
Borderlands-Saga of The Son by The Handsome One reviews
The Story takes place after Handsome Jack's Demise in BL2. The Story is a continuation of Montayva's Taking Back Pandora and GenErick64's The Brother BL2 Fanfictions but instead of focusing on Siren Lore it focuses more on The Eridian race before their extinction. The Story centers around Jason Murphy, my character concept, and how his Nanite Suit is connected to the Eridians.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 154,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Tales from the Borderlands past and preasent by Black'nBlue28 reviews
A collection of drabbles focusing on the new and old vault hunters. Rated for later references and language.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012
Borderlands 2: Hyperion Strikes Back by SidoRises reviews
The story takes 2 months after the death of Handsome Jack. Hyperion rises again and a thief from Eden-5 decides to go to Pandora after seeing a bounty on TV. The character is based off of a character concept I thought of called the ranger but I never got to finishing it (Maybe in the future).
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013
Mass Effect: Event Horizon by Drussius reviews
Happenstance draws the crew of an asari cargo vessel and a band of mercenaries into a fight for their lives during the Reaper siege of Terra Nova. This story explores events occurring at the start of the Reaper invasion, and centers largely around original characters, though some cameos are included. Contains violence and some adult language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 646,332 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Zaeed M. - Complete
Rose of Debauchery by Gothalla123 reviews
Sanguine finally lets his daughter out of Oblivion, only for her to find that it might have been better to stay, but when she finds the Dark Brotherhood she learns that the Human world isn't so bad after all... especially when she starts to fall for her Mother's murderer. 5 Reviews for a new chapter, story is better then the intro CiceroxDovahkiin (Dovahkiin is both Breton/Daedra)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Mechromancer and Friends by Zee Dae reviews
Welcome to Pandora Gaige. After having to go on the lamb, Gaige heads to Pandora. She meets a man named Blair and together they take on a quest that meets a certain little girl and gets them onto a path that they never see coming. Rated T for violence, language, and because that's just what I prefer to rate things. In a semi AU because I started typing this before I played the game
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Tiny Tina, Gaige, OC
New-U by Shikaku Zetsumei reviews
[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,801 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Guardian Angel, Zer0 - Complete
Movie Night on the Normandy SR2 by Blackdeer7 reviews
Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011
Achievement unlocked by Master Noble reviews
The events of Halo reach turned into a comedy. Involves Six yelling about achevement and, later, skulls.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Krogans, Beers, and Pirates by Ruven aka Lee reviews
A team of misfit heroes from the Geth attack on the Citadel are hired by an Asari specter to hunt down the pirate Long John Johnson and his Dreadnaught for the Council. Warning Explicate language, violence, and some sexual references.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
The Vault Hunter Academy by Arbitually reviews
What if there wasn't a vault full of enemies. But it was really an academy training you to survive Pandora. What if all the borderlands were all there, as students. Well here is another Borderlands fanfic. Sucky summary I know. Mainly adventure and humor. With some romance with pairing. Uses AU elements, but with a Borderlands twist. T for swearing, violence,and some scenes.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Mordecai, Zer0
Stalker by Squeezy-TC reviews
Zer0 goes to test out a new sniper rifle in the Highlands and brings back more than he bargained for. [M] for violence/crude humor.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zer0
Mechro by Kromatick reviews
This is loosely based on the main storyline of Borderlands 2 except more focused on the character Gaige. It is mainly told from her point of view, but sometimes switches to another character's POV. *EDIT*: This story is now FINISHED so if you have read this, please go and read the sequel 'Hunted'.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Gaige, Deathtrap - Complete
If There are Wolves Among the Stars by skywalker05 reviews
AU. The starship Long Night of Solace has been cast adrift, partially intact, in slipspace, and the one Spartan and one Sangheili aboard both have reasons to get back to Reach. Jorge/Six.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
NormandyNet by LegionN7 reviews
Shepard knows this will be a tough mission... so EDI creates an internal social networking service on the Normandy! You will want to read this. Seriously. And review it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shepard (M), EDI - Complete
Charging the Vault by P-Weck reviews
What happens when long time friends Zero and Maya meet up on the train to Pandora. What adventures will they go through as they explore and potentially save Pandora? It's my first story... ever. Obviously it's not very good, but I enjoyed writing it. Hopefully you enjoy reading it. Will upload new chapters as soon as possible, blame high-school for wasting my time.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2012
Ending Reactions by ElfLord123 reviews
We have all seen the players' reactions to the ending. Now, we see what the Mass Effect characters think of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Krogan Holiday by atoz reviews
Love really hurts when the Normandy crew visits Tuchanka for a krogan mating festival and meets an asari Spectre with an eerily similar crew.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shepard (F)
Tevak'Semis: The Pilgrimage by Dr Death DST reviews
During the events of ME1, a group of quarians on Omega plan to steal a batarian slaver ship for their pilgrimage. This is the first of three stories following the main character, Tevak. If you like quarians then you should like this story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
The Party by The-Intensity reviews
Spartan 117 wanders in on a strange sight. A bachelor party. Cortana is being emotional, a marine is getting a lap dance, and Johnson is still acting like a sage... Nothing out of the ordinary. Rated T for a few adult themes and foreign bad words.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
The Normandy Files by ShallowLife9817 reviews
Random short stories... filled with stalker aliens, pranks, drama romance and pure undiluted awesome
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Harbinger - Complete
A Mass Effect Day Out by 666PsychoCheddar999 reviews
Nobody on the Normandy's crew is exactly normal, so what did Shepard expect to happen when she let them loose on the Citadel? Certainly not this...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
All in Good Fun by Mnixso reviews
Even during high stress missions people need to blow off a little steam. Joker decides to play a small prank on Shepard... Probably going to be a series since I have too many prank ideas to end it here.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker
Krogan Diplomacy by Mr. Teatime reviews
A trio of mercenaries are tasked by a diplomat to recover her kidnapped sister. 3 OCs, based off ME3 multiplayer characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012
Mass Reactions by Subject 0 reviews
A fun series of one-shots with the Normandy crew and their feedback on the billion and one things in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
The Spartan, The Marine, and The Elite by Noble15 reviews
A story about a spartan and a marine who a great friends who go on missions and may or may not befriend an elite along the way. Warning: the prologue bunched up for some strange reason.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011
A Very Noble Christmas Vacation by RikaHara reviews
Noble team is exhausted. So Carter decides its time for some vacation, and just in time for Christmas! yeah, its not xmas anymore, but I want to finish this!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Dissonance by Chris7221 reviews
Returning from a suicide mission, a relay malfunction sends Commander Jane Shepard and the Normandy to an alternate universe. It seems the same, just two years earlier, but things are not as they seem.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Romance Problem by TheTaliSheppin reviews
That is what this is about. Love interests are after Shepard like Rabid Wolves without their rabies shots. Kal'Reegar likes Tali'Zorah Shepard likes Tali Miranda lusts for Shepard, and so does Jack Liara and Ash Uh oh is an understatement. Set in ME2 aftr
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
NOBLE Team: 365 Points to Destruction by F o N t E. AQUA reviews
AU; Super crack incoming! Short stories based on the anticipating Halo Reach for your entertainment. Written to suppress boredom of anyone who reads this. Like? Don't like? R'n'R! /RATED T FOR SOMETHING/ CHAP. 11 is FULLY UP and Author's Note is deleted!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,047 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
There's a Line by Codename-D reviews
Six just wants to get the job done and be a good Spartan, that might be easy but only if Emile stopped looking at her like that. M for Lemons REVIEW
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Lyca
Operation CHRISTMAS: A Halo Reach Holiday Tale by AdInventum reviews
Slightly AU. Christmas is coming up and Noble Team is getting ready. Madness ensues as Spartans try to follow holiday traditions. Meanwhile, one of them refuses to celebrate! Can the team change his mind? CarterxKat, maybe other pairings later
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One
Halo 2: Redder Than Ever by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
After destroying a giant ring-world capable of destroying a galaxy, Sarge, Donut, Simmons, and Grif return to Earth for some rest and relaxation. Unfortunately the Covenant show up to Earth, and causes a domino affect that throws this team back in action.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Cortana, Arbiter
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
A Few Good Men by usmc2012 reviews
12 Marines from the modern day USMC are thrust into a war that they want no part of
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - A. J. Johnson
Pandora's Vault by Signorina Sirena reviews
This is the story of the Vault Hunters as they make their separate ways to Pandora for different reasons. They all grew up together and have since split up. Strange reunions ensue...
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
Hellstorm by 2 good 2 kill reviews
A planet under siege of the Covanent is burned under they're wrath, but something darker and more sinister lurks below the private enterprise of the U.A.C.. Note this my first story so advice on writing and how to proceed with the story will be greatful.
Crossover - Doom & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Halo: Combat Red by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
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Life of the Pack reviews
The Darkness is rising, and its direct servants, the Vex and Hive, will soon move into a revived campaign against the Darkness' enemy, the Traveler. Many Guardians stand to meet these forces at the gates, but one, Fireteam Komodo, will unknowingly bring to light a very potent question: Are some Cabal and Fallen in situations so different from ours?
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,188 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 10/11/2014 - OC, Riksis
Ancient Ronin reviews
As the Tenno awaken from cryo-sleep, watch as they gather their numbers, rebuild their strength, and set out to continue what they started with the fall of the Orokin, as well as delve into the events so long ago that drove them to their current goals. Will feature much original content and lore additions.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Lotus
American Monsters reviews
When two of the members of M.O.N. are trapped in the United States on a botched business trip, and accidental arson and murder prevents them from leaving conventionally, what events may unfold in their attempts to get home? Read the Chapter 6 post-note for details regarding Zom's behavior in previous chapters. Chapter 3 heavily reworked.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Manako, Zombina
War's Mistress reviews
In light of the SOP collapse of 2014, Emily Sabauri, a now ex-Haven Trooper, has signed up with the PMC Black Flag. But, when a protection job in Russia in the year 2015 goes horribly awry, leaving Emily on the verge of death, what happens when you combine an ex-Haven Trooper, a hastily un-scrambled brain, and cybernetic implants?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,230 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/7/2013
Borderline Madness reviews
A change around of Borderlands 1 in which the cast of the first and second games are working together. The Bl2 group will be going through the various DLCs for Borderlands 1 and eventually lead into Borderlands 2. Starts off right before Sledge's death in the main game. Also please review!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,648 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Maya, Axton, Krieg
Bloodlines: Family of Killers reviews
While the legend of the Voorhees family had been established for many years, what might happen as one of Jason's unknown half-siblings arrives at Crystal Lake?
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Jason V., OC
The Grand Bank
The crew takes on a monolithic bank rivaling that of Big Bank that will require all hands on deck to survive. Written in celebration of the Hype Train's successful conclusion.
Payday: The Heist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Cabal Code of Problems reviews
The Cabal got 99 problems but Death ain't...oh, no, most of these are Death.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014
Mortal Instinct reviews
In a world dominated by two deadly tournaments, a shady organization, mysterious ninja clans, and slumbering demigods, what sides will the legendary warriors shaped by these factors take, and who, if anybody, will win in the end? Will take aspects from MK Timelines 1 and 2
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Killer Instinct - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015
Burning Hearts, Cracked Minds reviews
In the wake of the IMC's vulnerable state after Demeter, the M-COR division of the Militia finds a new asset in the form of two IMC-deserting Pilots now acting as mercenaries. Coming on as full-form members of M-COR, the Militia was able to anticipate these new arrivals being deadly, but could anyone predict what them being mentally unstable lovers will entail?
Titanfall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2015
League of Souls reviews
Follow the notable souls of an ancient world as they engage in seemingly unrelated events, which will bring them together in a common fight against the Malfested threat. Will feature every LoL champ and nearly every SC character.
Crossover - Soul Calibur & League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014
Jingle Bo's reviews
A Warframe-ified version of Jingle Bells made for the newest site contest. Technically permitted as Jingle Bells is a public domain song.
Warframe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
Noble Illogical reviews
The Autumn will make it off Reach with the Chief, and a fully alive Noble Team isn't going to be far behind. Note that it starts at the beginning of Halo Reach, and some events are twisted from their game depictions. Also does include Rosenda. Read to Chapter 6 for up-to-date info on what the story's doing.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Decepticon Rebels reviews
Set before the events of Revenge of the Fallen, Barricade has been labeled a deserter by Megatron and targeted by Lockdown as a result. With the unexpected arrival of the Combaticons, and the resurrection of some old faces, will Megatron finally get what he desires, or will his brash actions against Barricade snowball until his own men are against him?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014
Radiating Fire reviews
A oneshot I did a few weeks back in the span of a couple days for a contest on the Epic Games Forums. The requirements were to provide an "origin" for the Epic Reaper, and I figured why not show it?
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete