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I got some ideas i may in some time write. dunno, i mainly read

I listen to KoRn, System of a Down, Godsmack, Rob Zombie, Led Zepplin, Judas Priest.

I read Hitcherhikers Guide, John Ringo's Posleen Wars series. Tom Clancy, Artmis Fowl, Animorphs, LOTR, Harry Potter (damn the movies)

Warhammer, Warcraft

Mostly I read Victorious Fic, but I Dabble

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Corrupting Cat by MTL17 reviews
Jade decides Cat is too innocent for her own good and decides to help her friend.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Cat V., Jade W.]
The Puppet's War by Broken Eros reviews
Set moments after "The Worst Couple". After being rejected by Beck, Trina has a wicked idea involving everyone's favorite ventriloquist.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Robbie S.
Ego Brain by Blue Grunge Kitten reviews
"You see my pain is real. Watch my world dissolve. And pretend that none of us see the fall." Jade is in pieces underneath the surface after her break up with Beck. But with the help of newcomer Shiloh, maybe she can pick up those pieces and put herself back together again. Maybe she'll make a new friend. Maybe she'll find something more. Jade/OC/Beck Rated M for future chapters.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,165 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Jade W., Beck O.
To The Writers Of Fanficton by dreamfightdo reviews
This is what happens when the Victorious group meets the world of Fanfiction. Based off of Saint Kat Shady's Dear Writers Of Fanfiction for Glee
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012
Rain Angel by Darker Aria reviews
When Jade found Cat in the rain, she learned that Cat has a secret that turned even her parents against her. While trying to figure out that secret, she also has to figure out her own feelings for Cat that seem to come out of nowhere. First Cade fanfic.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,090 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by IAmVictorious reviews
Jade has had enough of Tori blowing her off. She finds a magic mirror that turns her into a dude, and uses it to get back at Tori. But will it still be about revenge?
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
A Silly Bet by MagnificentMichelle reviews
Beck's only love is sex. Tori's different and won't put out. She has a few skeletons in her closet. Andre loves Tori and only wanted to look out after her so he makes a silly bet with Beck. Find out what happens with that bet. Read and Review. Rated M!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Tuesdays with Lane by Random Storygirl reviews
Cat is asked to meet with Lane, the school guidance counselor. He wants to "get to know her". He finds out more than he bargained for. A day in the life of the one and only Cat Valentine. :D
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Cat V., Lane
Streetlights by amberpire reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Over My Head by Moxxy reviews
"Cat, what's the difference between me and Sinjin?" "Sinjin's a creep" "A bigger creep than me? I carry around a puppet and everything..." "Puppet? What puppet?..." CABBIE.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
Remember by Xxxx4evaSummerxxxx reviews
What if during "Andre's Horrible Girl" Cat got hurt during the earthquake? What if she had temporary memory loss? How will everybody handle Cat not remembering them? Multi-Chapter *Completed* :
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,820 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
Cat Fight by ChaseLehrman reviews
Tori, Cat,and Jade are at a kareoke place when things get a little carried away... i suck at summarys... TorixCat and JadexCat and JadexTori. Joriat...or Catorade... whatever sinks your ship.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
Countdown by Annaelle reviews
Set after 'André's Horrible Girl'. ONESHOT. Rated M for sexual contents. Please read - content much better than the summary.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
The Road Trip by kitty1cat reviews
Cat and Jade are going on a road trip. But will Jade last long enough to spend the week with Cat in Bakersfield, or will the frustration end the friendship? A cade story. Rated M for female smexysmex.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Cat V., Jade W.
Feelings for Cat by unimportant44 reviews
Jade's drunken night at Cat's arises new feelings in her. M for harsh language, violent thoughts, and sexual content.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,640 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Cat V., Jade W.
I'm Not Mental by Wixelt reviews
Set After "Rex Dies". Tori goes looking for Cat. One-Shot.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
Secret Lives of Tori and Andre by SKRowling reviews
Tori and Andre are keeping a Huge Secret, why? because it is fun for them, and if it works for them, who cares what the rest think. A little more mature than I intended... First chap is probably the most mature out of all of them. Sequel coming soon.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,696 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
Without Tori by I AM NOT TIM reviews
The gang gets mad at Tori and she thinks that their lives would be better without her, can Trina prove her wrong?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011
Young Blood by jefronp reviews
Saturday detention, with nearly no supervision.. which means sex, pot, and very shocking confessions that changes everything for these friends, forever.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jade W., Beck O.
I Hate That You Love Me by whataboutus reviews
So Cat's a little weird. Everyone knows that. But Tori is running out of plausible reasons to defend all of the things that the red-haired girl says and does. Tori/Cat.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,777 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
CrAzY wEiRd StUfF by SeddieBenett reviews
Everything is not what it seems at Hollywood Arts. Robbie loves Cat, who loves Tori, who loves Beck, who loves Jade, who loves Tori. Where do Trina and Andre fit into this? And what's up with Mr Sikowitz?
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011
Just one more level by Stephen-Warner reviews
Harry is distraught after the death of Sirius and finds solace in this new fangled game Dean shows him. World Of Warcraft.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,253 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Overreaction Much? by Manic Mess reviews
Aftermath of "Wifi in the Sky" with Beck and Jade. What were the two lovebirds thinking from when the RV was broken into up until the end of the episode? BADE. Multichapter. COMPLETE.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN by Marie S Zachary reviews
Sikowitz teaches the students about comical drama in an unconvetional way. You'll laugh from beginning to end. Surprise plot twist
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cat V., Sikowitz - Complete
Full Metal Threshkreen! by Marcusss reviews
Mission of guarding Kaname Chidori would be for young sergeant of Bane Sidhe, Sagara Sousuke, great ordeal even without alien invasion on his ass. But now he got one and he have to deal with it. Posleen are comming and their visit won't be happy one.
Crossover - Full Metal Panic & Legacy of the Aldenata - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010
Ticklish, Are We? by atr0cities reviews
Jade is ticklish? What the fu- *explodes*
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Tell Me I'm Not Crazy by amberpire reviews
I want that silence again, and I want her eyes looking at me again like I'm not psycho. Even though I am. It's nice not to be reminded. ;Cat/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete