Author has written 14 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I have officially made it for another year. Go me. *hipster glass*rave party*
Here is some useless info about me:
Eye Color: Blue
Hair: Dark brown.
B-day: March 3rd
Fav color: Blue
Fav sport: Soccer, Hockey
Someone asked is the story Don't Forget Me is based of the vow. No, its not.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!
*girl dies in movie* HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!
You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You’ve been converted to Yaoism.
Refer to your country by Hetalia’s human names for them.
History is cool now and the most perverted subject along with Geography!
You want a chick, polar bear, koala, panda, etc.
You actually study history for making fics/crack pairings.
You wish Prussia still existed. (He is now a Mico-Nation! YOU CANNOT KILL ZE AWESOME PURSSIA!)
You know that a country named Sealand exists…and you want to live in it.
You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!
You know more about other countries than you ever did before.
The world news isn't the same…its awesome now!
You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.
You say ‘Awesome’ a lot.
You want to learn different languages.
Pasta, tomatoes, wurst, maple syrup and hamburgers are now your favorite foods.
You wanna play the piano.
You carry around a frying pan.
You spazz out when you see a frying pan, chick, polar bear, hamburger, dog, koala, map, faucet pipe etc.
Maps are now porn.
You kick the ground or kiss it while talking to it.
You know that world peace can be possible.
You want to go to an UN meeting.
You want to become President/Prime Minister/etc. so that you can meet your Nation.
Incest is hot!
You've covered your walls/binders/textbooks with atlases.
You smile when you see labels like ‘Made in China’ or ‘Made in Russia’.
Vodka is just Russian water.
You talk Poland-like.
You say ‘kolkolkol’ when you want to give people the creeps.
You now have a creepy smile.
You’re obsessed with somebody, just like Belarus.
Your favorite animes have been replaced by Hetalia.
And last, but not least, you know that you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You get fan-girlish/boyish over yourself after finding out you are Chinese/Korean/Russian, German/Italian, etc.
1) In Social Studies class you refer to the countries as ‘he’ or ‘she’ instead of ‘it’.
2) You are convinced that all British people are bad cooks.
3) Your mind goes to “other things” when your teacher mentions France’s “relationships” with other countries.
4) You are now a little bit wary of your Russian pen pal, lest’ he/she try to pull a fast one on you.
5) During class, while discussing Germany and Italy’s alliance in WW1, you burst out laughing….now everyone thinks you’re crazy.
You know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You know facts about other countries that creep people out.
You yell out facts about other countries that people did not think was true.
You’ve tried to curl a piece of your hair.
After you’ve succeeded to make that curl, you act like it’s your erogenous zone.
When someone is talking about history, you giggle and not pay attention to the other people who are giving you weird looks.
Your neighbors think you’re mental after seeing you talk to air.
You create an OC of your country if it does not have a character design on Hetalia.
You want to be fabulous!
You’re parents have made fun of you because of Hetalia.
You try to hold a meeting with your friends and yell gibberish.
You are heard over everyone during a class discussion/argument.
You have siestas now.
You have a ‘FUCK’ box.
You WANT large eyebrows.
You pop out of nowhere to freak out others.
You’re stuffed animals/pets have names like Kumajirou, Shinatty-chan, Hanatamago, etc.
You want a Sealand hat.
You wear a scarf and coat even though you live in the hottest place on earth.
You spazz out after finding out you made a friend with someone with the same name as a Hetalia character.
You don’t care anymore if you accidentally shoot someone in the arm or leg.
You tell everyone that you’re an ethnicity that you really aren’t.
You celebrate every country’s Independence Day.
You laugh when you see a broken chair.
You have dubbed that chair ‘Busby’s Chair’.
You’re History teacher is surprised when he/she gives you 100 percent on your papers now.
You get perverted thoughts when you say you’re in a certain country.
Your ringtones are national anthems.
You have friends around the world just because of Hetalia.
You know how to pronounce each country’s name correctly.
You’ve created your own catch phrase.
You get red or violet contacts.
Bitches don’t know about your chick.
You’ve created your own Hetalia shirt/plush/keychain/etc.
You cosplay as a Hetalia character almost 24/7.
You write letters to your President/Prime Minister/etc. asking to meet your nation.
You and your two closest friends are dubbed ‘The Bad Touch Trio’.
You sing the Private Squares song whenever someone’s invading you vital regions.
You have hundreds of cats.
You become as lazy as Greece.
You think perverted thoughts during earthquakes or when near geysers.
You think perverted thoughts with global warming. wags eyebrows suggestively
And last, but not least, you know if you’re a Hetalia fan when…
Globes are now action figures.
You know you’re a Hetalia fan when…
You scream ‘baka’ 1000x for no reason.
You try to hold your alcohol like Ivan.
You fail epically at holding your alcohol and then act like England when he’s drunk.
You can’t cook…so you go for Micky D’s.
You jump off high places screaming ‘VODKAAAAA!’.
You try to get ice cream from your friend and end up breaking your leg.
You raise your hand during class and when your called on you scream ‘PASTAAAA!’.
You carry around a white flag or a country flag.
Faucet pipes are the shiz.
Magic is real.
You shake constantly for no reason.
You smile at other people’s misery.
Historical figures are now your celebrities.
The UN meetings are now a sitcom.
You buy instruction books when you need advice.
You call people ‘perverts’ when they have their country map on the wall.
Your underpants have your flag design.
You speak with an accent that you never had before.
The last two lists have described your life.
You are a pirate! (It's my school Mascot!)
You perform a knee attack on your friends!
Historians are fanfic writers to you.
Historical pictures are fan art to you
You have become a pedophile.
You have tried to ‘colonize’ one of your friends.
It’s impossible to hate a country.
All songs seem to fit Hetalia whether it’s sad, disturbing, happy, love-dovey, etc.
Your parents made you mad so you decided to start a revolution to gain independence.
You’ve now made your parents cry in the rain.
You hope to answer the phone and hear “Doitsu, Doitsu!” on the other end.
You call your friend and scream “Doitsu, Doitsu!”
You call your friend to tell them you’ve been kidnapped.
You think America was very sick or had an emo phase during ‘The Great Depression’.
Playing with fireworks isn’t a big deal.
You play or listen to Chopin when you are mad.
You’re growing tomatoes in your backyard…and singing Romano’s Tomato song to them!
You see someone roasting marshmallows, so you think they’re mocking you.
You roast marshmallows to get back at that person.
You start singing England’s marshmallow song.
Someone nearby thinks you’re summoning a devil while singing that song.
You get something cute so you say, “Kawaii aru!”
Your family is as dysfunctional as England’s.
You tried to slash your older brother/sister’s back after they got you mad.
You go to a nation’s capital and scream “I HAVE CLAIMED country’s names VITAL REGIONS!” and stick a flag into the ground.
You think Sealand should take over Seaworld.
‘Paparazzi’ is Lady Gaga’s version of Francis’ ‘Paris is Indeed Splendid'.
Surrendering to any fight is a daily thing.
You play your piano in the ocean.
Your grandfather is on a boat with a bunch of ladies...while playing ukulele.
You think Russia’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood.
A new country has appeared out of the blue…so you go there to try and claim it.
You believe archaeologists are like surgeons.
You see a cute little kid and fight with your friend on who gets to be the kid’s older brother/sister.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get rejected
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x]You're very mature
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]You love hamburgers.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x]You like tea.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x]You had a very sad childhood. (I was ignored a lot)
China (Wang Yao)
[x]You're very mature.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ]You are very well-raised.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people. (in class cause I’m so quiet)
[ ]You smoke.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[x]You have a potty-mouth.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[x]You tend to overreact a lot.