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I have a lot of ideas, a lot of things I want to say... I just have a hard time finding the words.

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The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,735 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
For the Reclaimed by Lindeun reviews
AU. Passing through the hallways of his university one day, Hiroki heard the falling of a body, a malicious laugh, and a cry of 'Kusama's an abandoned child'. Things are not what they should be in this mirror of canon, and the Egoists find their positions reversed as their love struggles to triumph.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,671 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K., Shinoda, Tsumori
The Almost Ones by Alchemechanist reviews
Contrary to the societal norm, grief is a powerful aphrodisiac, and when people die they are meant to stay dead. But the Fowl family has never been normal, and without warning the tables turn. Families are ripped apart at the seams, lives end, allies hide in the most unexpected of places, and most of all, the living and the almost ones question what it really means to be alive.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,704 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Cat and the Firefly by Lindeun reviews
There's an alley cat loose on the streets of Tokyo, and college student Hiroki is absurdly thankful. Egoist AU with Minimum undertones (because I am trash) and neko!Nowaki.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/6/2012 - A. Usami, Hiroki K., Nowaki K., Shinoda
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
Days Without Sun by Cerberus Revised reviews
Misaki is kidnapped by scientist/serial killer, Vladamir Korovin, while in South America with Akihiko. What lengths will Akihiko go to to get him back? The prequel for those fans who wanted the Uke Flu backstory. A dark thriller, rated "M" for Violence and Adult Situations.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 116,191 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
The Escort by Don't Preach reviews
New Chapter! Hiroki is a man with a troubled past. Part of his trouble is his unrequited love. After a series of lies about a mystery "boyfriend," to save his pride, a desperate Hiroki hires male escort, Nowaki, to be his date for a faculty function honoring Akihiko. It's a world of dark secrets and uncertain futures. Rated M for mature themes and adult content.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 139,921 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - A. Usami, Haruhiko U., Hiroki K., Nowaki K.
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Episode 2.05: LEPfoul is back in business! Artemis traces the origin of the Christmas hack to Italy, Holly has a chat with the marketing agency downstairs, the interns get a new boss, and decaf coffee is awful. Post TLG!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,069 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Fowl Wizard by MasterofNarratives reviews
In the year since the events surrounding the Bezerker's Gate, Artemis has had almost no magical contact. So what happens when he finds that his stolen fairy magic has kick-started his long-dormant human powers, revealing a whole new world of magic? And how does he react to meeting the eleven-year-old Boy Who Lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P., Artemis F., Holly S.
Pedestal: Other Tales by Digital Skitty reviews
Unconnected drabbles and oneshots concerning the Pedestal universe and novel. Expect a wide array of genres, themes, pairings, and moods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,182 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - OC - Complete
Changes in Time by ToktelasAndTea reviews
Willfully enslaved to his master, Usami, for the past 500 years, the vampire Hiroki must learned the method to free himself, a method which somehow involved the tall, darkhaired stranger he ran into on a streetcorner last night. AU HirokiXNowaki. Warning: Hiroki has an extremely foul mouth.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,677 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K.
A Guide To Misaki Unit Management by Yosuke reviews
From the acclaimed BL author Yayoi Akikawa, creator of "Romance In The Student Council Room", comes an innovative new perspective on yaoi graphic novels. "A Guide To Misaki Unit Management" is an in-depth manual and overview of properly owning and maintaining the trendiest line of adult toys, "The Misaki Series". (Rated for slight sexual content and language)
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Fowl among Serpents by Tormentas reviews
The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Luna L., Artemis F.
The Antiquer's Trade by ToktelasAndTea reviews
Here you are raiu2112! Your gift. For everyone else, the summary is basically Akihiko and Misaki are antique dealers in London and stuff happens. And someone dies. And Misaki beats up someone with a croquet mallet. That had better be enough to get you people to read because I don't feel like writing more.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Misaki T., A. Usami
Beloved by itano reviews
It's the autumn of 1922 and Misaki Takahashi has fallen into the world of hosting. His goal: to seduce two of the most wealthy men in Kyoto into bidding for his virginity. But when Misaki finds himself falling hard for his patrons, he begins to question the price tag on his love. M-RATED, all couples.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,082 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
The Uke Flu by Cerberus Revised reviews
Ever envisioned a pregnant Nowaki? Here's your chance to see it. Even if you don't like MPREG, you might like this. At least that's what my reviewers say. Egoist MPREG and AU: All three Junjou Romantica couples to appear. Cameos by other yaoi anime/manga couples. If you like this try TheBlackFlamingo101's "Sekai ichi Hatsukoi Uke Flu" too! Rated "M" for adult themes and situations.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,172 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Neko Hiro by Don't Preach reviews
Now Completed. Neko Hiroki runs away from Akihiko when his author owner brings home a Misaki kitten. Caught by the pound and sold as feral, Hiroki ends up with a cruel new owner. Will anyone save him? AU, some OC and OOCness, All JR couples appear. Rated M for safety. Contains mature themes and some violence, interspersed with tenderness and romantic fluff interspersed.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 200,864 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Can You Keep A Secret? by itano reviews
Misaki, just like anyone else has his secrets. Big secrets, little secrets, nothing earth shattering. Well, so he thought so…Until someone discovers Misaki's deepest secrets all within a sex tape. Clearly whoever this is, has it out for him…or rather Usami Akihiko, because now this person is threatening to spill every single humiliating detail about their relationship to the press.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Youthful Ventures by freakylemurcat reviews
Some people would give a limb to relive their childhood. Some people are rather forced into it instead. Featuring an adorably-young Akihiko and a very-confused Misaki. Chapter 22 -we reach the end!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,071 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Schrödinger's Zombie by freudwithwings reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Shoudou by Lindeun reviews
Usami Akihiko was Hiroki's first love, but what if Akihiko had given Hiroki some of his own firsts too? What if the blind one had merely shut his eyes all along, pretending that he could not see because he would not?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,744 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - A. Usami, Hiroki K. - Complete
Grains of Sugar by freakylemurcat reviews
A collection of fluffy nonsenses, ranging from tooth-meltingly sweet to painfully tart. Cellobiose - write it out, at any cost.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,409 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Suitable by Dolasiar reviews
Nowaki lies awake at night, repeating a mantra to himself.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Agony Aunt by Avarice reviews
Hiroki gets stuck being the sounding board for what he deems to be the world's problems. Egoist coupling, with appearances by Usami and Miyagi. Edited - FFN ate my linebreaks, but they're back now!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K.
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
The Spatula Test by Cerberus Revised reviews
Hiroki's mother has finally figured out a way to find out what is really going on in the life of her closemouthed son. Will Hiroki come out of the closet or just end up going deeper in? Rated "T". All JR Three JR couples appear. This was my first multi-chapter FF and I'm still proud of it. Lots of laughs and lots of feels. FINISHED.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,848 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K., Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
The Fowl Code by Paimpont reviews
"How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed." And that is why Artemis is finally brought to Dr. D. Will the doctor succeed where others have failed? What terrible secrets are the master criminal and his family hiding?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Artemis F.
Doing Casual by Bellephont17 reviews
In The Atlantis Complex, Artemis talks to his mother about a bake sale he attended. This is the story of that particular bake sale, how he rolled up both sleeves, and perhaps grew a little in the process.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Missing Child by te1gip reviews
Artemis's daughter has been kidnapted! And is then sent back in time to the Artemis of today. How will he react to a daughter he hasn't had yet? Rated T for safe. Post TTP COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,937 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Things We Cherish by CieloCrimisi reviews
TPG contest entry. Takes place between Artemis Sr.'s disappearance and the events of AF 1. Features some slightly depressing Butler and Artemis fluffiness. No, not that kind of fluffiness. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Certificates of Humanity by Rachelle Lo reviews
There was one Certificate that he would read to himself alone, secluded, and sometimes let a little of his humanity show through.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Artemis F.
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Powers Arcane by fiercejinx reviews
On the anniversary of the day of his father's disappearance with the Fowl Star, 7 years after the incident, Artemis contemplates.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Half the Perfect World by Alchemechanist reviews
It had been four months since he had had a call from her. They said she was busy. And when she finally found him she said otherwise. And he ran with her before the People could kill them all for an act she had not committed. A new life was to be built.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,946 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chooser of the Slain by BC reviews
Sequel to Penchant for Deceit. Artemis is determined to walk through doors that are closed to others – even when Butler cannot follow. The world goes on turning. DBAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Holiday Blues by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis, reunited at last with his own family, does not see the point of spending the holidays with them, least of all his new brothers. And a family dinner only strengthened his resolve. That is, at first.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Three Decades and Five Thousand Million Miles by freakylemurcat reviews
From icy forgotten rooms to the explosion at the centre of the problem, past family and friends, to the last, livable environment he can find - how to define Usami Akihiko's life with a solar system.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - A. Usami - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
You Leave My Heart Bear by Hypercritical-Q reviews
Crack fic. My first first-person fic done from the perspective of the one who loves Misaki more than anyone. Expect the unexpected. Romantica-centric.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Somniloquy by Avarice reviews
Egoist. Sleep-talking usually occurs during transitory arousals from NREM sleep, which is when the body does not move smoothly from one stage in NREM sleep to another, and they become partially aroused from sleep.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Cherry Recipe by vampkiss reviews
Misaki is trying to get rid of all the cherries. Sort of a sequel to my first fic, 'Popping the Cherry', but can be read alone. complete
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Requiem for Genius by JuliennePotato reviews
Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Same Design, Different Robes by RavenWriter89 reviews
Artemis and Harry have more in common than just looks. Together they would be a formidable opposition. Unfortunately, their petty disagreements always seem to get in the way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,761 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Cúchulainn by The Humble Mosquito reviews
I care not whether I die tomorrow or next year, as long as my deeds live after me.' [Completed Novellette] [Warnings: dark, controversial, unpleasent and violent themes][Nommed for best Overall, Drama and OC at Orion]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Serendipity by Blue Yeti reviews
Butler moves from one place to another as he searches for somewhere to tie him down. Juliet grows up with change in her blood, but Domovoi waits patiently for change to find him. [Some ButlerOFC]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Various Methods of Antagonization by refloc reviews
In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Julius R.
The Flame of the Gods by refloc reviews
Valerie killed him in one clean shot, and slipped away without setting off the alarm. That was excellence. REAL excellence. Madam Ko
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,064 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
On Becoming an Axiom by The White Lily reviews
[AF] You'd never expected that love would feel like this, would be... like this. ArtemisxAnyone
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Spark by refloc reviews
It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Foaly and the Memory Disc by Lessa3 reviews
Foaly finally wrestles two week's leave from Root and settles back to view the disc with Artemis's memories up until the mindwipe, and may get more than he bargained for...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2004
Genius Savant by Blue Yeti reviews
They say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/19/2004
Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Artemis Fowl and the Centaur Ordeal by Lessa3 reviews
Set between AI and EC. Ever wonder what would happen if Foaly dropped off the face of the earth? Ever wonder what would happen if the People needed Artemis’s help? No? Well, if you’d care to find out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,438 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003