Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Merlin.
(Anything JUST italicized are my thoughts or whatever you wish to call them)
A little about me
Area of residence: N/A
Hobbies:... Does reading count?
Weaknesses: Lazy, procrastinator, stubborn, a wee-bit of an idiot, can be a lair, annoying (at times), food, and more I'm too lazy to write
Strengths: Wee-bit of a genius, most of the time truthful, a decent liar (actress and yes lying can be good! It just depends on how you use it; I don't make a habit out of it, just when I need to I can dance around the truth and law without really lying or breaking law), more I'm too stupid to realize (or so my friends say)
Obsessions: Currently? Merthur, gratitude for this one goes the BBC Merlin. I haven't seen season 5 yet, due to living in U.S. though
[x] You've never done illegal drugs.
I'm a Slytherin... Not surprising, but why are Ravenclaws depressed? Also, since when were Slytherins loyal? They are evil, me as well, and only care about themselves, not me, well for the most-part. And since when did they do drugs? Shouldn't a Hufflepuff's favourite colour be, like, yellow, not pink? Also, did you notice some words (like favourite, colour, and theatre) are spelled with the British spelling but others with the American spelling? I'm trying to figure out if whoever made this was American and wanted to be British or British and wanted to copy the American use of words or it was created be Americans then some British got it and changed some word because their computer said it was spelled wrong or vice versa. Hhmmmm...
WHAT AM I?
(X)You own a cell phone.
(X)Black is one of your favorite colors.
()You can skateboard
(X)You love the computer.
(X)You cut yourself over depression -Not gonna talk about it...
()You like rap.
(X)You like loud music
(X)You watch/watched the Superbowl. -by force
I'm A Hardcore/Scene... too bad I have NO idea what that is
Are You Girl Or A Boy Figuratively
Your guy side:
(X) You love hoodies.
Your girl side:
(X)You wear lip gloss.
Meaning of Colour and Birthday.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?-Blue
2. Your first initial? -J
3. Your month of birth? -March
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?-Black
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. -Kristyn
6. Your favorite number?- 8
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?- Flying
8.Do you like the Lake or Ocean more?- Ocean
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).- To, for just once, have a lasting friendship that doesn't end in tears.
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. -Really?
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. -cool
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of colour and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet most of you won't
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.-these things scare me so I'm gonna post it. Yeah, I'm kind of a wuss but I do have a red belt in Tae Kwon Do, so don't mess with me
13 Things To Do At Walmart!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. -
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
7. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
8.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. -This is so horrible!... Yet I'm still laughing
9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. -
10. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
12. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
13. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post if u laughed!
PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
You know what, Mommy;
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.-Not gonna lie, I cried... again :'(
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a can of cashews:
If this has you wondering where we became sssooooo stupid paste this to your profile
Even I'm not that stupid for some of the things there... well most of the time
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
You see an owl, you think, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
You start making up/pointing out reasons you could be/are a demigod
You look for the Delphi Strawberry Service
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You can relate everything to it
You copy/paste this onto your profile
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
You cried when you finished TLO.
You did a happy dance when TLH came out.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
You just have to research more about Greek mythology
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You know PJO better then most sane people. -What's so great about sanity?
Recite lines randomly from the books. -You have no idea how many weird looks I get when I do this. Seriously people, don't you read? ;)
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -I have this whole philosophy and it makes, at least a little, sense but, NO, I'm hopelessly confused.
I'm The Kind of Girl...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather be stupid than pretend to be smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book, show, or movie than in real life.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, izabeth13, Eternal L0ve, QueenOfDarkness5, SevenDeadlySins666
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. -AKA my life
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) please note that this is applicable only to PJO and NOT the Heroes of Olympus (aka the Lost Hero and the Son of Neptune)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My cabin, beach, the arena (I've always wanted to learn how to sword fight), or in the woods (being an idiot or to just be by myself).
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
Travis Stoll or Percy Jackson
3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Percy, Thalia, Nico, Rachel, and Annabeth ( I can't decide, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT)
4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
Hera, she is such a b*tch and Zeus at times, Hades in TLO, Mr. D at points (I don't think I even have to say why), when we first meet the council I hated them, Athena gets on my nerves when she votes to kill Perce.
5. Your Favorite PJO book?
6. Your Favorite PJO Character?
Stoll brothers because I love the two mischievous brothers thing (like Fred and George Weasely).
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Smile and say " What's going on, Seaweed Brain?"
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Nico, he needs to get out more. Or Thalia, if Nico refuses me and shadow travels away somewhere, so I can't forcefully drag him, like he knows I would.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Percy, long story of how we got there but it includes me (or him) being the idiot I am ( or he is, we all know Percy can be stupid). Also if he's there we can get back fairly easily.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Depends on if he means with a baby or with me being there. First scenario I'd tell him it depends on how good of a lover he is (...just kidding...), and then ask the same thing I would in the second senario, second scenario I'd ask "I don't have to become immortal, do I?". Because, to me, being immortal sounds like a pain in the @$$.
12. Favorite PJO Pairing?
Luke/Percy and Charles/Silena
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?
Deciding what my punishment for pissing them all off would be.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Hanging out with everyone at camp or reading a book while listening to music or persisting to do something right no matter how bad I am at it (Ex. If I failed at archery, which I kinda do, I'd be at the range until some one dragged me away after knocking me out (or after I passed out from pure exhaustion) or I got, at least, a bulls eye, or really, really close to it).
15. Favorite PJO Quote?
"With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." and more I'm too lazy to put down and would be stupid to do so cause I'm pretty sure they'll come up later.
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
When he killed the Minotaur, because that was just AWESOME, and, before that, in the car, when he remember what Gabe said, 'Not a scratch'... Oops and and "Shows over! Thank you! Good night!" and "Do you want to gargle with toilet water again, Clarisse? Shut your mouth." and "I think I'm allergic to pithos." and "I think the river thing worked" and calling the Ophiotaurus 'Bessie' and, well, you get the picture.
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
Four-way tie between "Is that blue birthday cake?" and "SO COOL! You're... you're a centaur! And, whoa! You're the wine dude? No way!" and "With great power comes a great need to nap" and "Noo" after the "I think the river thing worked"
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
Apollo- "Well, you were right, my dear. You had everything under control! Let's go see if you boiled anyone important, shall we?"
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
"You have evil thoughts for a goat" "Why, thank you."
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Tie between BotL when Rachel Elizabeth Dare throws a blue hairbrush at the titan lord's eye and when she says "Do you try to kill everyone who sneezes?" and the rest of that... interesting conversation in TC
NORMAL PEOPLE v. PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friends out.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends -*cough*Luke*cough*- stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.
This made me laugh XD
Losing your pen = no pen
no pen = no notes
no notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no job
no job = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
you get skinny = ugly
ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depressed
depressed = sickness
Using the transitive property, for you geometry nerds ;)
Losing your pen=DEATH!
PEOPLE DO NOT LOSE YOUR PENS!!!