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Joined 03-06-12, id: 3789887, Profile Updated: 08-29-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, and Dark Tower series.

...ain't gonna beg you to stay, ain't gonna ask you what's wrong, ain't no reason running after something already gone. Take off your leaving dress, let's do what we do best, I guess everybody's got their way of moving on. Rest your head one more time in my bed, love me like you loved me when you loved me and you didn't have to try. Let's lay down tonight and kiss tomorrow goodbye...

--Luke Bryan

This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper

--T. S. Eliot, 'The Hollow Men'

Perhaps you're just different. It's not a sin, you know, though you may have heard otherwise.

--Tam Elbrun to Lt. Cmndr. Data in 'Tin Man' (Star Trek Next Generation, Season 3 Episode 20)

You may find that having is not so pleasing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.

--Mr. Spock, 'Amok Time' (Star Trek Original Series, Season 2, Episode 1)

Try to understand men. If you understand each other you will be kind to each other. Knowing a man well never leads to hate and almost always leads to love.

-- John Steinbeck

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. (Or the one.)

--Spock (and Kirk) (Star Trek II 'The Wrath of Khan')

I've met tale-spinners before, and they're all cut form more or less the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life.

Roland of Gilead to Jake Chambers in Stephen King's The Dark Tower

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My penname used to be Ilenya Lestrange, but I changed that, obviously. Country music for the win!

I feel like I should promote someone here 'cause everyone else I know seems to be doing it! So here goes...

CHECK OUT THESE AUTHORS OR DIE: peace and joyce, FireLamp, Farfalla

Peace and joyce is a really, really amazing author. I know I don't review her stories as much as I should but I read them all and they are all of unequaled quality. I'm completely serious. FireLamp's spot there seems fitting, considering... stuff. and Farfalla writes a ton of amazing stuff! So check her out! Love her Spirk writing... it's magical.

Name: Kitty! Shortened version of my longish penname, yeah... not my real name, stalker...

Gender: you guessed it, female

Age: old enough to be Reaped for the Hunger Games

Favorite books: Dune (series) (Frank Herbert) Lord of the Rings (series) (J.R.R. Tolkein) Harry Potter (series) (J.K. Rowling) Before Dishonor (Peter David) Wheel of Time (series) (Robert Jordan) Wintergirls (Laurie Halse Anderson) Collision Course (William Shatner, w/ Judith and Garfield Reeves-Steven) Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)

Favorite songs: 'Cold as You' 'Come in With the Rain' 'The Way I Loved You' "If This Was A Movie' 'Treacherous' (Taylor Swift) 'A Thousand Years' 'Desert Rose' 'Don't Stand So Close to Me' 'King of Pain' (Sting) 'Pink Champagne' (Kathleen Edwards) 'Thinking of You' (Katy Perry) 'Inama Nushif' (from soundtrack of Children of Dune) 'Set Fire to the Rain' 'Turning Tables' (Adele) 'Wanted You More' 'Love This Pain' 'Somewhere Love Remains' (Lady Antebellum) 'All Night To Get There' 'What Hurts The Most' 'Ellsworth' 'He Ain't The Leaving Kind' (Rascal Flatts) 'Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye' 'Drunk on You' (Luke Bryan) 'She Wouldn't Be Gone' 'Over' (Blake Shelton)

Favorite colors: purple, blue, grey

Favorite movies: Independence Day, The Fugitive, Lord of the Rings (all)

Favorite food: ramen!

Favorite animals: weasel, tiger, rabbit

Favorite TV series: Star Trek (original series), Star Trek: the Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager (Star Trek is AWESOME)

Favorite character (in anything)s: Lt. Commander Data, Selar (Star Trek Next Generation) Spock, James Kirk, Hikaru Sulu (Star Trek Original Series) Kathryn Janeway, Seven of Nine, Chakotay, B'Elanna (Star Trek Voyager) Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir, Eomer (LoTR) Hermione, Snape, Draco (Harry Potter)

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The Relationship Status of a Fangirl



Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

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Superhuman strength/speed... pale skin... golden eyes... pretty much immortal... LT. COMMANDER DATA!!!!

Oh, did you think I was talking about Edward Cullen? Nope! :)

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All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost

The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadow shall spring,

Renewed shall be blade that was broken, and crownless again shall be king

--The Fellowship of the Ring , J.R.R. Tolkein

aoi tori moshi shiawase chikaku ni attemo ano sora he watashi ha tobu mirai wo shinjite anata wo wasurenai demo kinou ni ha kaerenai

(Blue Bird, even if happiness was right beside me, I’ll fly towards the sky and believe in the future. But I won’t forget you, and I know I can’t go back to yesterday.)

-- 'Aoi Tori' (Imai Asami) from The iDOLM@STER anime, sung by Chihaya Kisaragi

It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

-- Sam in The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkein

My stories!


The Story of Ilenya Lestrange: well, haven't updated in forever. So sorry about that. I hope to continue that at some point.


Trust: Written pretty randomly. But Rue and Katniss were such an awesome duo, and then she died...

Jewel of Rivendell: companion poem to this fic. Borrows heavily from themes in the actual book, like Beren and Luthien. Aragorn and Arwen are super cute!

Green and Gold: After reading the Dark Tower series by Stephen King (and being completely overawed by its brilliance- especially the end) I just had to write something for it. A plot bunny attacked me while reading the book, so... yeah. Poor Jake, though. And poor Roland.

Watching in the Storm: Was I the only one that found Mordred really awesome? Yes? Well, anyways, I had to write something for him.

Five Things Aragorn Does NOT Want For His Birthday: Wow, so many reviews... ehehe, thanks, y'all!

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Hile Roland by Ronin-ai reviews
A poem inspired by the dark tower series.
Dark Tower series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Roland D. - Complete
Long Time Coming by Snorkling reviews
Hidan has a gift for Itachi, and the stoic Uchiha might just accept. - Sequel to Spur of the Moment, but can be read as a stand-alone piece. Rated for death, and Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Scars by DeepBlueSomewhere reviews
Five times that James T. Kirk's scars cost him something, and one time that they gave him something instead. Warnings for triggery material. One-Shot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/22/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Letters Lost by celestialscribe reviews
Remus has spent years excusing his absences from the school by stating that his mother is ill and that he is simply going home to visit her. Only by his 7th year it's not just an excuse. This time, she really is ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Morning Visit by androidilenya reviews
Q visits a retired Picard to make him an offer. Set many years after the TV series ended, in France. Non-slash. Please review! Completed.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2012 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
Best Laid Plans by celticmusebooks reviews
Short humor piece. McCoy is on the trail of a mystery.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
Lost and Found by BlackFox12 reviews
AU. When Irulan endangers herself to uncover a plot against Paul, it forces both him and Chani to re-evaluate their feelings for her. Contains spanking and a three-way relationship. Don't like? Don't read
Dune - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
Kahlua by Farfalla reviews
Chekov thinks he's really smooth with the ladies when he's drunk, but we know better. Story is sort of pairing Uhura and Chekov... sort of.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Uhura, P. Chekov - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Hunting Ada by sheraiah reviews
The elven version of 'Hide and Seek'. A rare day off for King Thranduil and his small son. COMPLETE Winner Best Elfling catagory 2005 MPA.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Age of Commencement by Orangeblossom reviews
When Alexander is saved from danger by Doctor Selar, Worf finds that Vulcans have more in common with Klingons than he ever thought.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Worf - Complete
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Five Things Aragorn Does NOT Want For His Birthday reviews
Exactly what the title says! Five of Aragorn's friends show up with gifts... how does the heir of Isildur react? Non-list format, humorous and not meant to be taken seriously at all. R/R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
Waiting in the Storm reviews
While Roland and Susannah waited out the storm in the cabin on Odd's Lane, a certain boy was watched them from outside. Watching and waiting in the cold and snow. Oneshot, Mordred's point of view. Read and review please.
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Roland D. - Complete
Green and Gold reviews
Short oneshot, Jake's thoughts (such as they are) on his way to the clearing at the end of the path, reflecting on his relationship with Roland and to a lesser extent the other members of his ka-tet. Contains mention of character death. Complete. Read/review, please.
Dark Tower series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jake C., Roland D. - Complete
Jewel of Rivendell reviews
"Both East and West they did renounce/so they his mortal time would share..." Poem for Aragorn/Arwen. Rhyming, oneshot. Review please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Trust reviews
A short poem about Rue and Katniss. Set during the Hunger Games book. Read/review please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Katniss E., Rue - Complete
The Story of Ilenya Lestrange reviews
An OC, multi-chapter account of the life of Ilenya Lestrange, daughter of Bellatrix Lestrange. R/R please. On hold for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Bellatrix L.