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Joined 03-06-12, id: 3790711, Profile Updated: 03-16-14
Author has written 9 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Knight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

I'll get the simple stuff outta the way, kay kay? :3
Name: Noneya
Age: Sexy Secret
Location: Under your wonderful bed reading your secret stash of yaoi.

I may not update as quickly and regularly as I once did, nor do I write the amount of smut that I once did, but I am busting my imaginary balls to get updates out as quickly as I can. I'm a bit of perfectionist now :3

I love curse words. I really really do. They're colorful and just yes.

I love how sexy and husky my voice is when I get a nasty cough. Half the time I cough on purpose just to keep it at that level of sexy husky.

For those of you who have or are looking into Sebastian's Useless Rebellion, I'll probably be rewriting that in the far future x3
For those of you who want to read Sebastian's Useless Rebellion, but want to read the prequel, Ciel's Useless Rebellion, I'm very sorry, but that pointless sequel was a story I deleted due to how horribly written it was and how many plot holes were in the plot. Not to say SUR has no plot holes because Jesus Christ that thing is FILLED with them (reason for the need to rewrite it), CUR was just one giant plot hole.

Actually, all my stories on here kind of suck and have a bajillion plot holes, but I'm working on that... I promise x3 If you must read one of my stories, I suggest my Vampire Knight stories, and only one of them somewhat proudly. I don't know why you motherfuckers enjoy False Insanity so much anyway; I personally think only the recent chapters are worth it.

If you're at all interested in reading unfortunately written in 1st person for the time being original stories of mine you can find them here
If you have a Tumblr, click here and follow my ass. Only if you like random crap, lotsa GamTav, and Ereri though :3
I have an AO3 account because I realized everyone is moving onto there, so eventually I'll be moving some of my works there before completely transitioning to that account, thus leaving this site behind :3 ... :'3
You should follow and favorite my ass on here because hot damn it'd be awesome if we could talk and become awesome friends.

I have a lot of stories planned, and if you're interested here are a few:

In Progress:

Skinny Love (Homestuck- GamTav & JohnKat): You can see details below, you will click on the link, and you will read it :3
False Insanity (Vampire Knight- KaZe): My most popular story by far, oddly enough. You should click on it, you will click on it, and you will read it :3
Can You Still Feel? (Vampire Knight- KaZe): My second most popular story (Lol it's- Long story, but it basically HAS to be), you should check it out and you should like it up :3
Simply Pornographic (Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan- Ereri and JeanMarco!): I've never had so much fun messing around with story ideas, and this is honestly one of the only things I've ever enjoyed writing so much and I'm super excited for it, so it would mean a lot if you'd give it a read and throw a review my way :)
Dirty Talk (Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan- Eruri and Eren) Eruri smut with absolutely no boundaries, pure crack, and will involve Eren sandwiched between Levi and Erwin. Two chapters; like it or don't, this is only written for those who enjoy it and lunatrancyX3

Coming Soon:

Criminal Intelligence (Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler- SebaCiel and ClaudeAlois/ AU)
On The Sidelines (Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan- JeanMarco/ AU)
To Love Is To Lose (Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler- SebAsh and SebaReincarnatedCiel)
Taming The Beast (Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan- Ereri)
Welcome To The Circus (Kuroshitusji/Black Butler- Joker/Snake)
Till Death Do Us Part (Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan- Dark!JeanMarco/ AU)
Blood Is Thicker Than Water (Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan- Ereri/ AU)

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Sugar on Top by lunatrancy reviews
Modern Sugar Daddy Au! Eren is a typical struggling college student. One night he runs into a handsome stranger. But when this stranger starts to casually throw money at him, Eren comes to an agreement: having a pampering sugar daddy may not be the worst thing. Levi/Eren, with some Jean/Eren (it's ereri-centric though). Rated M for language and smut
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,235 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 20h ago - Published: 3/24 - [Levi, Eren Y.]
Danger Line by lunatrancy reviews
A Modern Day Police-themed AU. Eren is a new cop working for the Sina Investigative Department. However, a run-in with a mysterious mafia boss named Levi lands Eren in a deep, twisted plot of secret organizations and corrupt cops. LevixEren relationship. Rated M for future chapters; violence, lots of violence/blood, language, lots of sex and all that (tw: death-faking )
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Boot Camp by HamletBliss reviews
"How about you drop down and suck me." What happens when Ciel is sent to Boot Camp and Sebastian is the Dean who happens to punish the delinquents in a certain way. Watch Ciel and Sebastian clash heads in more ways than one Au/OOC SebxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,863 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Must Love Sharks by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Blood...blood and the waves crashing over him was all he could remember. He could not recall the pain of the bite, or the crunch of bone and tearing of flesh as the appendage was taken by rows and rows of jagged pointed teeth.-Written for Shark Week 2012. MM.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,070 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pale Hands Holding an Apple by lunatrancy reviews
Eren moves to a small town and meets an vampire named Levi. Awful Twilight Parody AU with a super horny Eren, vampire!Levi and werewhorse Jean.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/22 - [Levi, Eren Y.]
Bits And Pieces by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
A collection of 1000 prompts all centering around Magnus and Alec. Practical: "Magnus, sliding down a rainbow to reach the altar isn't really the best idea, it'd probably spook the flying horses you're so keen on having."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Simply Meant to Be by BlackRoseEden reviews
Ciel  is a 20 yr student facing death from a disease he has lost all hope of surviving,  until a chance meeting with a handsome stranger begins to awaken a lust for life.  Looming  death, an uncertain future, a secret love affair and a family torn between acceptance and guilt. AU/OOC rated M for later chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 181,131 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
A Slow and Steady Seduction by AnimeCujo reviews
Ciel Phantomhive couldn't wait to graduate, move to NYC and start a career in finance. That is until the only job he could get is at private equity firm as an assistant to a very demanding vice president Sebastian Michaelis. Love or greed, power and pleasure. Which of these things will Ciel choose in the end? AU/Yaoi (S/C and some C/A)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 204,023 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
Secrets and Confessions by Lialane Graest reviews
Stein's hand rested lightly on Spirit's chest as he pushed the death scythe to the wall; he leaned against the other man, his mouth right beside Spirit's ear, whispering, "You're a fool, Senpai. Even Marie knew better than to trust me implicitly." "Give me a reason not to." Spirit replied seconds before Stein's wavelength tore through him. Stein/Spirit. Mature content- Yaoi.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,972 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Broken Stars Shine Brightest by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus has become completely infatuated with a school mate of his; Alexander Lightwood-star of the football team and brother of the most hottest person in the school. He decides to make the blue eyed beauty his, but Magnus didnt realize that it might mean Alexander will have to see a side of him he was ashamed of. Rated M for yaoi, AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Addictions by Jagger3 reviews
Addictions were bad for you; no matter what it was you craved. Drugs, alcohol, sex, food, pain, or anything else. Too much of one thing is bad for you. So when Magnus finds himself stuck with an addiction, who can he turn to? Thankfully Alec's there for him, no matter what. But what if Alec has his own addiction to battle? Rated M for yaoi and violence
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
That Butler, Silver Scales by Migoto Nami reviews
Ciel Phantomhive was just like any other 19-year-old trying to make a living out on the sea. But something has been bothering him lately. There's something in the water, and it keeps plaguing him. Just what is this sea creature? And what does it want? SebastianxCiel/AU Story/Rated M
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,676 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Seduction by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
Alec has become rather infatuated with the bed sheets and Magnus is beyond frustrated. "I'm just showing some proper appreciation." "Appreciation? Alec, you're molesting the sheets!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sweet Torture by Smut for the BDSM Lover's Soul reviews
Because not all punishments are un-enjoyable. -Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Fetish by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It started out as a fantasy. A sexy, naughty, cover-little-children's-eyes, make-adults-turn-their-heads-in-disgust sort of act. It was Alec's dirty little secret, something he didn't ever EVER want Magnus to find out about. Too bad for him that Magnus was never one to just sit back and wait for answers to come to him… Though it's not like Alec's complaining. Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Roomates by Jagger3 reviews
Alexander Lightwood has just moved away to college. They definatly left a lot out on stuff you had to be prepaired for; heavy luggage, getting lost, and horribly attractive roomates. Alec finds himself stuck with Magnus Bane, a fashion student who captures his heart without even saying hello. How can he survive the next few weeks with this person sharing his room? Rated M for Yaoi
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Lazy Night With Spiders by Jagger3 reviews
Alec and Magnus are having a night in, just relaxing and enjoying each other's company; but despite that things seem to get in the way. Everything from phobia's to secret shadowhunter phone calls. Finally Magnus loses his patience and decides to be selfish. Rated M for Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Midnight in Pajamas by Jagger3 reviews
When the Lightwoods need downworlder assistance with the Accords, they turn to the High Warlock of Brooklyn. But when Alec ingnores this boyfriend throughout the entire meeting, Magnus decides to sneak into his room late at night and confront Alec about it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Can You Still Feel? reviews
Kaname messed up somewhere along the line with Zero, leaving him blinded and scarred. But what Kaname doesn't know is that it wasn't him, and that this mistake has left Zero broken and hurt. Now, Kaname has his own kids, is no longer married to a spiteful Yuki, and he wants to fix his mistake. But can he fix what's already beyond repair, or is Zero already too far gone?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Kaname, Zero
The Night Before reviews
Promises and reassuring smiles mean nothing if you aren't around to keep them. (Technically some feels, kisses, and major fluff. JeanMarco fluff and JeanMarco mentioned eloping. JeanMarco everything because JeanMarco is perfect. Don't read if you don't like JeanMarco or two boys kissing lovingly)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Simply Pornographic reviews
AU! Eren, a struggling writer who had moved to LA to kick start his career, was a man who didn't believe in love. Love only brought pain and heart break. But what Eren didn't understand was the painful truth in these words until he met Levi; a successful man in the porn industry. And what about his roommate and the naive stripper? Broken pasts and sex have never worked so well.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 3/4 - [Eren Y., Levi] [Jean K., Marco B.]
Skinny Love reviews
Too fat, too skinny, too ugly... too motherfuckin' beautiful. Travis Martinez has been called all of these things, and all of them have shaped who he is as a person. He's not special, strong, or weak; he's nothing. But he's a very big something, a very big miracle, in the eyes of Gamzee Makara; a boy who would lose everything, especially his mind, in a heartbeat if he lost Travis.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 2/18 - [Tavros N., Gamzee M.] [Dave S., Karkat V.]
Dirty Talk reviews
This is practically just smut with a frenzied Eren running through and fucking everything up and I'm not sure if I'm sorry or not- Inspired by lunatrancy. Read at your own risk; unless you enjoy panic fueled gay smex- SomeoneshootmenowomgI'msoembarrassed/ Only other warning; you may be left feeling unsatisfied or cheated-
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2 - Erwin Smith, Levi
False Insanity reviews
*Yaoi, KaZe* He was placed in a mental institution instead of Cross Academy after the vampire attack that killed his family. No one believed him so he learned not to tell his horrifying story until his new therapist, Kaname Kuran, stepped in. A man he thought he might be able to trust until Kaname's real nature was exposed. How will he cope with this after his promise?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,145 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kaname, Zero
Sebastian's Useless Rebellion reviews
Sebastian and Ciel had long since gotten on with their lives, but now someone from Sebastian's past has shown up with a demand that scares even Sebastian! Even though this man has no apparent interest in Ciel, for now, can Ciel still keep his feelings for Sebastian strong? *Yaoi, MPreg, AU* SebaCiel, OC/OC, LIGHT Ciel/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,885 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Poland Collection- Part 1 reviews
(*discontinued project*) Feliks is just now recovering from his country's most recent war, and trying to understand how he can celebrate his newly gained independence when he's as sick as a horse and getting completely random pains. Of course, Alfred, being the hero he is, can't just let this unfortunate event slide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - America, Poland - Complete
It's So Wrong It's Not Even Right reviews
(Ash/Ciel- Ciel is 18) Ash has finally returned from whatever Hell he has been in, and claims to have "missed" Ciel. Does this justify the former angels hasty actions? (Requested by JezebelStrike -now HamletBliss- Enjoy :3)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Ciel P., Ash L. - Complete