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Joined 03-06-12, id: 3790711, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 10 stories for Vampire Knight, Homestuck, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー, and Kuroshitsuji.

((Was Snow Whites Poison Kiss))

I have an AO3 account because I realized I probably need to move over there :'3

You should follow me on Tumblr. I'll be posting shorts/stories from Ao3/and random shit on there so if you enjoy seeing really gay stuff I mean I'm your man--

Also, I kind of have a blatant love affair with reviews. I probably memorize most of the reviews I get, I like to think it's a nice warm up for Human Anatomy. So why don'tcha throw some reviews my way... For science...

Update: Anatomy isn't going so well.

Fics I've Beta-d for partially/all the way:

Boot Camp by JezebelStrike

Mental Block by ChizuruSama

Bread and Circuses by kurokidoki

And one chapter of a really popular Kuro fic that was really good but I can't remember :x

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Must Love Sharks by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Blood...blood and the waves crashing over him was all he could remember. He could not recall the pain of the bite, or the crunch of bone and tearing of flesh as the appendage was taken by rows and rows of jagged pointed teeth.-Written for Shark Week 2012. MM.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,053 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Misunderstood Clowns by cannibalisticReaper reviews
My interpretation of sober Gamzee in which things aren't always as they seem.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Bits And Pieces by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
A collection of 1000 prompts all centering around Magnus and Alec. Practical: "Magnus, sliding down a rainbow to reach the altar isn't really the best idea, it'd probably spook the flying horses you're so keen on having."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Secrets and Confessions by Lialane Graest reviews
Stein's hand rested lightly on Spirit's chest as he pushed the death scythe to the wall; he leaned against the other man, his mouth right beside Spirit's ear, whispering, "You're a fool, Senpai. Even Marie knew better than to trust me implicitly." "Give me a reason not to." Spirit replied seconds before Stein's wavelength tore through him. Stein/Spirit. Mature content- Yaoi.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,972 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Broken Stars Shine Brightest by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus has become completely infatuated with a school mate of his; Alexander Lightwood-star of the football team and brother of the most hottest person in the school. He decides to make the blue eyed beauty his, but Magnus didnt realize that it might mean Alexander will have to see a side of him he was ashamed of. Rated M for yaoi, AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Addictions by Jagger3 reviews
Addictions were bad for you; no matter what it was you craved. Drugs, alcohol, sex, food, pain, or anything else. Too much of one thing is bad for you. So when Magnus finds himself stuck with an addiction, who can he turn to? Thankfully Alec's there for him, no matter what. But what if Alec has his own addiction to battle? Rated M for yaoi and violence
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Seduction by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
Alec has become rather infatuated with the bed sheets and Magnus is beyond frustrated. "I'm just showing some proper appreciation." "Appreciation? Alec, you're molesting the sheets!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sweet Torture by Smut for the BDSM Lover's Soul reviews
Because not all punishments are un-enjoyable. -Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Fetish by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It started out as a fantasy. A sexy, naughty, cover-little-children's-eyes, make-adults-turn-their-heads-in-disgust sort of act. It was Alec's dirty little secret, something he didn't ever EVER want Magnus to find out about. Too bad for him that Magnus was never one to just sit back and wait for answers to come to him… Though it's not like Alec's complaining. Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Roomates by Jagger3 reviews
Alexander Lightwood has just moved away to college. They definatly left a lot out on stuff you had to be prepaired for; heavy luggage, getting lost, and horribly attractive roomates. Alec finds himself stuck with Magnus Bane, a fashion student who captures his heart without even saying hello. How can he survive the next few weeks with this person sharing his room? Rated M for Yaoi
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Lazy Night With Spiders by Jagger3 reviews
Alec and Magnus are having a night in, just relaxing and enjoying each other's company; but despite that things seem to get in the way. Everything from phobia's to secret shadowhunter phone calls. Finally Magnus loses his patience and decides to be selfish. Rated M for Yaoi.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Midnight in Pajamas by Jagger3 reviews
When the Lightwoods need downworlder assistance with the Accords, they turn to the High Warlock of Brooklyn. But when Alec ingnores this boyfriend throughout the entire meeting, Magnus decides to sneak into his room late at night and confront Alec about it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Simply Pornographic reviews
AU! Eren, a struggling writer who moved to LA to kick start his career, was a man who didn't believe in love. Love only brought pain and heartache. But what Eren didn't understand was the truth in these words until he met Levi; a successful man in the porn industry. And what about his roommate and the freckled stripper, who seems hellbent on ripping him out of the closet?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,206 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] [Jean K., Marco B.]
Only Human reviews
Sex has always been a big part of relationships. We do it to reproduce and we do it because, apparently, it feels fan-fucking-tastic. Eren is the one percent who doesn't get it, and this leaves him heartbroken and alone every time a guy tries. Levi, ironically, was the only one who didn't try. The only one who learned that some people prefer comfortable silence over sex. /Modern AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 10/12/2014
Can You Still Feel? reviews
Kaname messed up somewhere along the line with Zero, leaving him blinded and scarred. But what Kaname doesn't know is that it wasn't him, and that this mistake has left Zero broken and hurt. Now, Kaname has his own kids, is no longer married to a spiteful Yuki, and he wants to fix his mistake. But can he fix what's already beyond repair, or is Zero already too far gone?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,501 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
AshCiel (Plus Sebastian) Smut reviews
B/c titles are stupid for smutty one shots it's 11pm. Happy belated bday, JezebelStrike! Ciel wasn't ENTIRELY sandwiched between Sebastian and Ash 100% of the time... But I did go a little "above and beyond" for this threesome... (BTW this is legal Ciel- not itty bitty babe Ciel)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Ash L. - Complete
Blackmail With A D reviews
It's just 3000 words of smut in an office chair? Bottom!Levi that's 'bout it. Belated xmas smut for JezebelStrike.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
All Wrapped Up
Short ((reunion)) Minkuri drabble (Post Mink Route/Good ending)- Mink disappears for three months leaving Clear 'broken' and obsessed.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13 - [Clear, Mink] - Complete
False Insanity: B reviews
*Yaoi, KaZe* He was placed in a mental institution instead of Cross Academy after the vampire attack that killed his family. No one believed him so he learned not to tell his horrifying story until his new therapist, Kaname Kuran, stepped in. A man he thought he might be able to trust until Kaname's real nature was exposed. How will he cope with this after his promise? *Rewrite*
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Skinny Love reviews
Too fat, too skinny, too ugly... too motherfuckin' beautiful. Travis Martinez has been called all of these things, and all of them have shaped who he is as a person. He's not special, strong, or weak; he's nothing. But he's a very big something, a very big miracle, in the eyes of Gamzee Makara; a boy who would lose everything, especially his mind, in a heartbeat if he lost Travis.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,116 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Tavros N., Gamzee M.] [Dave S., Karkat V.]
False Insanity: A reviews
*Yaoi, KaZe* He was placed in a mental institution instead of Cross Academy after the vampire attack that killed his family. No one believed him so he learned not to tell his horrifying story until his new therapist, Kaname Kuran, stepped in. A man he thought he might be able to trust until Kaname's real nature was exposed. How will he cope with this after his promise?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,077 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
The Night Before reviews
Promises and reassuring smiles mean nothing if you aren't around to keep them. (Technically some feels, kisses, and major fluff. JeanMarco fluff and JeanMarco mentioned eloping. JeanMarco everything because JeanMarco is perfect. Don't read if you don't like JeanMarco or two boys kissing lovingly)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete