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Author has written 2 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place, and Maximum Ride.

Newsflash:

I'm a crazy nerd!

But in a good way!

My BFFs and I (one of them is Princess Zelda98 on here!) created a website called iRead filled with stuff on books. We'd REALLY appreciate it if you checked it out!!!! Here's the link:

https://sites.google.com/site/iread9/

Thanks! :)

--My faves... (just cuz)

TV shows: Wizards of Waverly Place, Once Upon a Time, Doctor Who, The Fosters, H20, Big Time Rush, Friends

Books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, This Is What Happy Looks Like, The Fault In Our Stars

Movies: Tangled, When in Rome, Harry Potter movies, HSM movies, Finding Nemo, The Fault In Our Stars

Hobbies: Karate, writing (duh), crafts, reading, being a genius nerd!!!

Music: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, R5, Jonas Brothers, Big Time Rush, Ed Sheeran, Cody Simpson, Backstreet Boys

--PhenomiNiall, amaZayn, extrordinHarry, fabuLouis, and, of course, brilLiam One Direction quotes:

Vas' happenin' Celine?! -Liam

I love big red bus!! -Louis

SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Louis

...I'd be invisible. -Liam

NO! Jimmy protested! -Louis

Vas' happenin'? -Zayn

Max Power!!!!! -Niall

YEAH!! I WON!! WHOO!!! WHOOOO!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! -Harry

Um. You would find...some...milk. -Liam

I think it's the curly hair. -Liam

Two bananas for a pound!!! -Zayn

Not at all, Tracey!! -Harry

So I just carried on, you know, like a professional. -Liam

I trusted you. -Louis

Magic carpet. It's gotta be. -Liam

DJ Malik, DJ Malik! -Zayn

Dom, dom dom, dom do-STOP!! -Niall

I like girls who...eat carrots. -Louis

SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Louis

Does it involve the butter sock? -Niall

This is a good example of how not to act in a kitchen... Ouch. -Liam

One day I'd like to be...HARRY! Cause I'd like to have curly hair. -Louis

I'd become Vas' Happenin' Man!! -Zayn

I was a man before you were born. -Harry

Head and shoulders, please!!! -Liam

Hello? Is this the doctor? -Niall

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! THE LIIIIIIIGHTT!!!! -Louis

I say Pokemon, you say Pokemon... -Liam

I don't like dancin', but I love singin'. -Louis

And I have to do myself. -Harry

I never admit defeat! Liam, you win. -Louis

I'd be a birthday cake. -Liam

And who knows, we might come back to that song a little bit later. -Zayn

Zayn Tomlinson. -Liam

Get out of my kitchen!!!!!! -Harry

Is this your card? -Louis

Well I would run one hundre- -Liam

Liam, you're irrelavent! -Louis

I would learn how to drive, get a really nice car and...drive it. -Liam

I'm just going to have to accept your first answer, which was, Harry Styles. -Louis

Here we go. 3. 2. Sausage! -Louis

1. 2. 3. 7! -Niall

Hair team on 5!! -Liam

Can somebody help me with my washing? -Zayn

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Cuz...it's in the jungle... -Niall

Chocolate. Because...oh god! ...because it's chocolaty. -Liam

2.67 minutes. -Niall (notice how that isn't possible. There are 60 seconds in a minute. XD)

Welcome to the gun show! -Niall

Simple, but effective. -Harry

And I'm Jennifer. -Louis

I'd make that pigeon disappear. -Liam

What kind of friends, Liam? -Harry

Yes, Kevin, Zayn is a lovely guy. -Louis

Potatoes. -Liam

Peter Pan! -Harry

I'll see you for tea later... -Louis

That's a plum. -Zayn

I guess this is my tweet, seems that Niall robbed my other one. -Liam

Get off me!!!!! -Liam

I just came home one day and my turtle was missing a foot. -Liam

Liam lives a crazy life! -Louis

I wouldn't date any of you, cuz nobody picked me. -Zayn

Special K, the best way to start a day!! -Louis

I'm dressed as a cheerleader...I mean! NO, I mean...! -Harry

Stole my egg... -Liam

We're gonna have to write our names on every piece of food, aww... -Louis

I'd play women's volleyball. -Niall

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day. -Zayn

Hi, my name's Liam, and I haven't got much hair but there we go. -Liam

Did it hurt when you...fell from heaven? -Niall

He doesn't win! He's the smallest!!!

Funny, right? Yeah, I love them too. ;) Plus, they're horrible dancers, which makes them cuter. XD

--More...stuff

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind and that explains why I'm considered crazy

Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile..

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile (I've swam into a wall, does that count? XD)

If you think Hades is cool, copy and paste this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If that inatimate object now hates you because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these , copy this into your profile!!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.

If you are frequently told to be quiet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

One little piggy went to Safeway

One little piggy went to Starbucks

One little piggy had roast beef

One little piggy had cupcakes

and the other little piggy was jealous of the piggy that had cupcakes that he
met him in a dark alley,beat him up, ate the cupcakes and for good measure
stole his lunch money.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Chuck Norris killed his wife for taking his last name, no one takes anything from Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's beef.

Chuck Norris rhymes with orange, silver, purple, and month.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

--Dear Blank, Please Blanks...

Dear April 1st

I'm taking you off the calendar...Nobody fools me.

Sincerely, Chuck Norris

Dear Tongue,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, Elbow

Dear little umbrella in my drink,

Thank you for protecting my drink from rain.

Sincerely, Relieved

Dear Death,

Bring it, b@%#%

Sincerely, Grandma

Dear person sending me Farmville invites,

I will kill your sheep and make them into UGGS. Stop.

Sincerely, annoyed Facebook user

Dear Americans,

It's not a 'World Series' if you're the only country participating.

Sincerely, The Rest of the World

Dear Headlights,

O_O

Sincerely, Deer

Dear Softballs,

Deceptive name you've got there.

Sincerely, Girl with a Broken Nose

Dear giant spider on my wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. C*$#! Where did you go?

Sincerely, Terrified

Dear Foreigners,

Of course I ride a Kangaroo to school.

Sincerely, Australians

Dear Football Team,

Please get off our field.

Sincerely, The Marching Band

Dear close friends,

When I die, please use my computer to get into my Facebook account and post random comments under my name, scaring the crap out of everyone else.

Sincerely, I'm sorry I won't be there to witness it

Dear person you just said One Direction can't sing,

I'll give you 5 seconds to run.

Sincerely, a dedicated Directioner

Dear boys,

Please keep dumping Taylor Swift.

Sincerely, I enjoy her bitter break-up songs

Dear Pinocchio,

So all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!

Dear "I slept like a baby",

Haha, loser. You must have been so depressed when you woke up.

Sincerely, Slept like a hibernating bear... and it was awesome!

Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle,

Really?

Sincerely, real vampires don't exist

Dear people staring,

Yes, I am proudly holding hands with a nerd.

Sincerely, he treats me right.

Dear Luke,

Nice job blowing up the Death Star, the second one is DEFINITELY coming out of your college fund.

Sincerely, Dad

Dear opposite sex,

Y U NO LIKE ME?

Sincerely, desperate

Dear extremely hot guy waving,

Yeah, good morning to you too *wink*.

Sincerely, oh, you weren't waving to me.

Dear Monsters Inc.

Well... This is awkward...

Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia

Dear world,

You say nothing is impossible.

Sincerely, open an umbrella in your mouth.

Dear "I'm done with girls they're all the same",

It's not my fault you date the "bad girls" that every guy wants. I get she may be hot but chances are there's something fake about her. Open your eyes more, you might have missed a true girl that is closer than you think; like me.

Sincerely, perfectly imperfect girl who you passed up for the plastic barbie doll.

Dear boy,

Its funny because in grade school I had the biggest crush on you but you didn't like me. Now we're in high school. I've grown up, gotten out of the awkward stage, and NOW you like me.

Sincerely, you missed your chance.

Dear J.K. Rowling,

You actually showed what real teenagers do...

Sincerely, Ron and Harry procrastinated on all their homework and finals until the night before.

Dear You,

Smile. You're beautiful.

Sincerely, Me

Dear boy I just met who told me I'm really pretty,

Thank you so much. You made my day, and boosted my self-esteem.

Sincerely, I wish all boys were as upfront and honest as you are.

Dear copy cat,

I can see you looking at my test.

Sincerely, Straight A student willing to fail his test to teach you a lesson

Dear scientists,

Go pick on someone your own size!

Sincerely, Pluto

Dear teacher who put me in between the immature best friends,

Why do you hate me?

Sincerely, the quiet girl who is trying to do her work.

Dear world,

Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to die!

Sincerely, a princess bride lover.

Dear boy crushing on a girl,

Please man-up and ask her out already!

Sincerely, impatient girl.

Dear girl hitting on "that cute guy",

I'm really considering coming over there.

Sincerely, his girlfriend

Dear new British guy,

You just got more attractive.

Sincerely, keep talking

Dear know-it-all,

You are not God, you are not Google, and you are NOT Hermione!

Sincerely, nice try though

Dear Ron,

It only took you 4,100 pages to kiss me.

Sincerely, Hermione

Dear Mr. Diggory,

Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff

Sincerely, Snape

Dear reader,

Sincerely, invisible ink

Dear Shamwow,

I've found the next best thing by NigaHiga.

Sincerely, It's the SHAMWOOHOO not the shamwoohoo it's the SHAMWOOHOO SO SAY IT LIKE THAT!

Dear Team Jacob,

Please read book 4. YOU LOSE!

Sincerely, Team Edward

Dear six-fingered man,

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Sincerely, Inigo Montoya

Dear Jelly,

It's time.

Sincerely, Peanut Butter

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear girls who have been dumped.

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP

Dear Waldo,

Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.

Sincerely, H. Potter

Dear Snape,

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

Sincerely, Lily

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.

Dear Cat,

Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays.

Sincerely, a Lion King enthusiast

Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,

I need you to work overtime tomorrow.

Sincerely, your boss

Dear Justin Bieber,

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you.

Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear William and Kate,

If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?

Sincerely, curious.

Dear boss,

I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Sincerely, yes, coffins have great reception

Dear Dumbledore,

I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!

Sincerely, Gandalf

Dear Hogwarts,

Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.

Sincerely, It's not my fault I live in Alaska

Dear Stride Gum,

Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.

Sincerely, Willy Wonka

Dear Rubik's Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Eve,

If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Klondike Bar?

Sincerely, Humanity

Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.

Sincerely, Google

Dear Waldo,

Could I interest you in becoming a Horcrux?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.

Dear career placement tests,

You wish you were me.

Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.

Dear unborn son,

Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.

Sincerely, soon to be father.

Dear Wizard Community,

It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.

Sincerely, Minister for Magic.

--Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the

entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died

yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from

repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including

Mrs.. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,

Betty Crocker, the Hostess

Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.. The grave

site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the

eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never

knew how much he

was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but

his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered

a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on

half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times,

he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive

roll model for millions...

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three

children: John Dough, Jane Dough and

Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also

survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise

to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that

smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and

kneads a lift..

--Harry Potter quotes

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (in the Devil's Snare) Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster! Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Harry: So light a fire! Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood! Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry. George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter? Harry: Yeah, reckon so Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered) Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy… Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus. Class: Riddikulus! Professor Lupin: And again! Class: Riddikulus! Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know. Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb? Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let you sleep in my bed!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ron: Don't talk to me. Hermione: Why not? Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever… Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days. Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce? Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal! Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice. Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Enid Smeek : She's nutty as squirrel poo.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Auntie Muriel : You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven!

--Wizards of Waverly Place quotes

-Alex: I can't.I let her go.That way she couldn't sneak off. [after finding out that Alex let go of the genie] Justin: Oh,I get it.It's kinda like giving the burglar your money so he doesn't steal it.

-Jerry: Paintball on the terrace? I told you not to because it chips the bricks! Alex: Ohhh now that you mention it I do remember you saying something about that. Max: No no! We didn't play paintball! (Jerry pulls back curtain to reveal colored splotches everywhere) Justin: What are pigeons eating now-a-days???

-Hostess: Welcome to Medium Rare. How many? Alex: Ten. But Lauren and Meg might come and if they do Kelly will deffinitely leave. Harper: And if Kelly leaves Stacy will call Francis who will deffinitely show up which means I'll have to leave because we're fighting. How many is that? Alex: It's either ten, eleven, thirteen, or twelve. Hostess: Follow me for your table of ten...eleven..thirteen..or twelve.

-Riley: You come to the next game and I'll take you to the Fall Dance. Alex: And what makes you think I want to go to the dance with you? Riley: (confused) All girls do...don't they? Alex: Yeah you're right. It's a deal!

-Max: That's bunk!

-Jerry: Don't worry our kids will be fine Theresa: I'm not worry for our kids, I'm worried about the other kids. Alex is there

-Alex: Okay I know I'm in trouble but I need to do one last thing...Attention shoppers, Gigi's real name is Gertrude

-Max: But if everything's wet, is anything really wet? Like if your competely underwater, you're not really wet. Justin:...YES you are!

-Alex: Justin stand up! Justin: Forget about me Alex! Save yourself! Alex: Seriously Justin, justs stand up. Justin: Okay

-Max: I dont know why we're nodding Jerry: Go thru Mo thru! Max: Now i know why we're nodding! Jerry: Okay, that's enough nodding

-Theresa: how many times have i said no throwing the ball inside the house? Max: How many times have we broken a lamp? Theresa: 3 Max: At least 3

-Justin: Calica Womens gone! Max: Well Duh! It says right here no chains can hold her. Chains are alot stronger then a cardboard box!

-Alex: Oh No what happened to Manny Max: Looks like he got wet, sometimes water can make a spell wear off Justin: How do you know that? Max: Cause the spell just wore off

-Max: Youre meaner than Dad Justin: Thank you and youre dumber than i though Max: Well then you should of thought that i was dumber, now whos dumb

-Alex: "Mason! How did they catch you?"Mason: "Well, I was admiring myself in the mirror with this hat on when they snuck up behind me."Alex: "How does someone sneak up behind you while you're looking in a mirror?"Mason: "Well, I was very much admiring my hat."

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Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] May P.
One More Lab Rat by CelesteWhite reviews
What if Jack was a Lab Rat that left to find his parents? He has the power to control nature and the rest of the Lab Rats are on a mission to find him. What if Kim had a secret too? But we're not talking about Bionics- Kim is no bionic. JackxKim
Crossover - Kickin' It & Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,720 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kim C., Jack B., Bree, Chase - Complete
Love Is A Maze by Little.D.526 reviews
Alex loves Mason, there is no doubt in her mind about that. But after meeting Chase, she can't seem to figure out what her heart wants her to do. Will she choose Mason, the love of her life? Or Chase, the new guy who makes her feel so special?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,235 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alex R., Mason - Complete
Fireworks: Kickin' It Collection by bballgirl22 reviews
A collection of oneshots from Kickin it! Mostly Kim/Jack! Features Fireworks and RollerCoaster Kick!. Please R&R&S! Read, review, subscribe T just in case
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,095 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jack B., Kim C.
Something That They Want by The Phoenix Keeper reviews
My alternative version of what happened after the heartbroken Rapunzel returns to the tower.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Twisted Memories by Princess Zelda98 reviews
What if Severus Snape never died? What if Harry never went into the forest? What if Harry never knew he was the 7th Horcrux? What would happen? Would Voldemort win? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Because I Love You by writergirl8 reviews
When the sixth years are forced to take a potion that causes them to dream about what would happen if their deepest regrets had gone a different way, Ron and Hermione are thrown into a universe in which they are a couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Of Dreams by FanmadeGlacier reviews
After Wizards vs Werewolves Alex just lost the love of her life but does she start sobbing & wallowing in her sadness & self-pity? No, she stands up determined to save Mason with her brand new powers and destiny. Mason/Alex, Justin/Juliet & Harper/Zeke.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Alex R., Mason
True Love Doesn't Wait by Livlov-Nevergiveup reviews
Somewhat of a twist on the whole Wizards vs. Werewolves episode. Mason and Alex will soon find out that Love waits for no one, and you can't help who you fall for.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Alex R., Mason
Severus' Rose Year 1 by WrittenWord1 reviews
It's back! A new formulation of the story I started awhile ago. Snape discovers that "The Girl Who Lived" is his daughter. Will loosely follow the books, but the premise will disrupt canon quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,863 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Summer by DarBear1234 reviews
Over the summer Alex Russo goes on a trip to Florida that leads her to a boy named Mason. While Mason and Alex fall for eachother, dark forces are at work. I suck at summaries
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Alex R., Mason
Forever and Always by Ryuu-Xana reviews
I just finished watching Wizards VS. Werewolves and I was totally heartbroken. Mason is so sweet and I just have thing about werewolves. Anyway, summary inside. I tend to do that when the summary is too long. Alex/Mason Justin/Juliet SPOILER ALERT
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alex R., Mason - Complete
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Broken reviews
Alex is broken after breaking up with Mason in "Wizard of the Year", so she runs off and fins Artemis, goddess of the hunt and eternal maidens. Alex is even more pressured to let go of Mason, even though deep down she still loves him. Plus, there's a mysterious girl who appears to know about Mason and then, of course, there's Chase. What will happen?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Alex R., Mason - Complete
Never Ending Nightmares reviews
Shay is living in her own nightmare. She is stuck in the School. One day, she escapes and befriends the Flock, but it comes with a huge price. Can they help her? Or is it hopeless? Will Shay ever see 'him' again? So many questions that fit into a single nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012