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Joined 03-06-12, id: 3791970, Profile Updated: 08-16-13
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Vampire Knight, Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

We will never let the magic die! I am a member of For the Love of Harry Potter!

It's been a year. but I'M BAAACK!!! :D

My real name is Abby. I love fanfictions of FreMione, DRinny, sev/lily, MIggy, and FUdge, so I decided to publish some of my own :) I also dabble in Vampire Knight (ZeroYuuki, because Kaname isn't worthy!!!) and I do a lot of forbidden love stories, because they're my favourite to write :) If I could marry any book charicter, I'd probaby choose...hmmm...Albus Severus Potter. I'll be writing about him some, too :)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
Number your twelve favorite characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
(Harry Potter Version)

1. Hermione Granger
2. Fred Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Ginny Weasley
5. Draco Malfoy
6. Ron Weasley
7. Harry Potter
8. Neville Longbottom
9. Severus Snape
10. Molly Weasley
11. Cedric Diggory
12. Luna Lovegood

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

Ummm...no. I've never even thought of them together before.

2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Well...I think it would be the other way around, but then the Harry Potter world would be one couple closer to the way that I wanted it to be!! :)

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Heh...yep. (Nothing bad though!)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Erm...no. Their brothers. That's just wrong.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Both discust me. Neither.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well...Harry's pretty excepting, I would think. I think he would walk out, expecting it from Fred and wondering if someone was impersonating Luna.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

George knew his mother had a bad temper, but when he pulls a prank on her when she finds out that Ron may not pass his OWLs on her period, he realises he may have met death. (No romance! AT ALL!!!)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Oh, most likely. I mean, Hermione seems to have been paired up with everybody, but I don't read her and Neville.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Stop Calling Me Luney!"

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

None. None at all. I wouldn't use it. Nope. (I don't even know what that means, but you know what, I don't want to.)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't know.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Erm...I can see them writing Ginny/Draco, but I don't see Fred anywhere in those 3.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't know. She's Molly Weasley and I don't like to think about it.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars (MY FAVORITE SONG EVER!!!)

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Lots of name calling! Ron's a jerk!
(Grr...I don't do three people!!!)

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Well...not 10, but for anyone on 2...
"I heard you're into Quidditch. Would you like to try out my broomstick?"

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Cedric: They hardly know each other. I hardly know them. Why'd you ask this?

20. How emo is One?

In the books? Not at all. Except maybe in book one, when Ron was being an idiot.

21: If they were/are in the same storyline, what would describe Four's feelings on his relationship to Six, Seven, Three and Nine?

Ginny's for Ron: He's my brother! I hope you mean non-romantic! He's my very annoying brother, but I still love him. (In a sibling way, of corse!)
Ginny's for Harry: Well, I've had a crush on him sense, well, forever. I'd say he's extremely handsom and kind. Don't tell him I said that!!!
Ginny's for George: Once again, he's my brother! One of the most annoting ones! But once again, I love him in a sibling way.
Ginny's for Snape: He's a jerk. The worst teacher EVER! I don't know how he even became a teacher!!! And his hair is so gross!!!

1) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night.
Me: Hermione, turn the light off and go to sleep!
Hermione: But I just got to a good part!
Me: You can finish the book when you wake up, gosh dangit!

2) Number 2 asked you to go out with him.

Me: You're serious?!
Fred: Sure, why not?
Me: This isn't one of your pranks?!
Fred: Of course not!!!
Me: Okay then. I'd love to! :)

3) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering.

Me: GEORGE!!!
George: Merlin! Sorry! *whispers* Hope you like the stink bomb I made for you...
Me: WHAT WAS THAT?!
George: Oh, nothing! (Leaves when something explodes)
Me: EW! YOU'RE A JERK, WEASLEY!!!
George: I know! *Evil laugh*

4) 4 announced their going to marry 9.

Me: Ginny?
Ginny: Yes?
Me: Are you okay?
Ginny: Yeah.
Me: You sure?
Ginny: Nope, but I'm going along with this anyway.

5) 5 cooked you dinner.

Me: What?! Draco, you cook?!
Draco: Yes.
Me: *eyes him suspiciously* What'd you do to it?
Draco: Nothing, I swear! Look! *takes a bite*
Me: Fine. *Eats in a rather unwilling way*

6) 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: You tired, Ronald?
Ron: *snores loudly*

7) 7 suddenly confessed he is part of your family.

Me: WHAT?! BUT WHAT ABOUT JAMES AND LILY?!
Harry: Well...Voldemort likes to make up stories. Surprise?
Me: Ummm...wow.

8) 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Neville?! What happened?!
Neville: Seamus...blew up...no eyebrows...mmmpf.

9) 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Oi, Snape! You're not a teacher anymore! You can't take points from Ravenclaw.

10) 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Hey, Gin?
Ginny: Yeah?
Me: Does your mom hate me?
Ginny: What? Oh, no. Don't tell anyone you know, but she's throwing you a surprise party. Act surprised!!

11) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hex them. Leave them laying on the floor unable to move. Gotta love that witch!

12) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Fred: Oi, Abby, what'd you do this time!
Me: Fell...off...help...me...
Fred: You're helpless *Floo's us to the hospital*

13) It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

George: I got you a gift!
Me: Erm...you did?
George: Yeah! Open it!
Me: ...how about you open it.
George: *reluctantly takes the box and opens it. Purple goo explodes in his face*
Me: I knew it!

14) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Ginny: *Apparates me out* Are you okay?!

15) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Draco: I bet you wouldn't!
Me: Whatch me! *Does embarressing crap*
Draco: *Can't stop laughing*

16) You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Ron: What?! But she's my mother!
Me: Relax, Ronald. It's only a question fanfiction has asked me. It's not real, but pretend it is, please?

17) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Harry: I'm so sorry! Are you okay?! He was a jerk anyway! He doesn't deserve you! *Pulls me into a hug*
Me: *Smiles a little* Thanks, Harry. You're the best!

18) You're angry about something, how does 8 calm you down?

Neville: What's the matter?
Me: *grumbles*
Neville: Uh...you want ice cream?
Me: *Jumps up* YES!!!

19) You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Snape: Don't mess this up, you insufferable know-it-all.
Me: Gee, Professor, thanks for the support! (Please read that sarcastically)

20) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Molly: Is everything okay, dear?
Me: *Manages to nod*
Molly: Well, supper's ready whenever yo are.
Me: *Stuffs my face and continues to laugh*

21) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Well, not romantically. But I'd love to be her friend! She's smart and saved Ron and Harry's lives MUTIPLE times :)

22) 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Me: I'm sorry Fred. I want to support your desicion but...that's just disturbing.

23) You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Me: You know they don't like you.
George: I know, but they need to meet me anyway.
Me: Promise there will be no pranks involved?
George: You have my word!
*The introduction went really well, despite my dad's threats!*

24) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Me: Ginny?! You too?! What's wrong with this world?!

25) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Gosh I hope not.

26) 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Ron?! You're turning into Malfoy!
Ron: Fine! If I settle on someone, will you not compare me to a ferret?!

27) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Harry?
Harry: Hmm? Oh, yeah?
Me: Is there something wrong with my hair or something?
Harry: What? Pfft, no! Who said that?! I sure didn't!
Me: You suck at lying. Go get me a hat, then.

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Katniss Reads Fanfiction by Gizzygirl reviews
Katniss and Peeta read Fanfiction, and Gale finds a new obsession. Characters are OOC, some a lot some a little. If you have an idea for the story, tell me!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by CharlotteBlackwood reviews
A Crazy but inspired suggestion by a Twitter buddy who was joking: The birth of a sexy encounter that makes Draco question everything. Dramione, Drapple, Remus/Hermione, Wotcher Wolvie, Wolfstar, Remus/Apple
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L., Draco M., OC - Complete
Don't Tell Daddy! by koolkat136 reviews
After Max and Fang make a mistake, Max suddenly disappears without telling him why for 16 years. That is until Max is captured and her daughter Ryan is the only person who can save her. Ryan's journey sets off with her going to find her dad, Fang, and teaming up with him and the rest of the flock to find Max. But the problem is, Fang doesn't even know about Ryan. BEING REWRITTEN
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Max, Fang
The Prank on the Prankster by clumsydolphin reviews
The Weasley Twins were Hogwart's legend, they had broken long standing prank records set by the Marauders and when they left none had been able to surpass them. Now Fred Weasley has returned to the castle to teach Charms after Filius Flitwick had retired and every prankster in the school was trying to impress him, resulting in total chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Cooking Distractions by aberlasters reviews
The day that Maximum Ride and the rest of the flock became completely certain that Max couldn't cook. Miggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
It Started With a Prank: Books and Pranks Book One by vcbxnzm21 reviews
An innocent prank gone wrong, the death of more than one family member, a trial, people who don't want them together, and summer drama can only bring two opposite people together. But in the end will they be together or farther apart because books and panks usually don't mix? Book One of the Books and Pranks Usually Don't Mix Trilogy! Orignally Books and Pranks Usually Don't Mix
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,416 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Iggy's Bedtime Stories by Silverblazes reviews
Iggy has to tell the younger members of the flock a bedtime story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Disgusting Baking Ingredients by LoveHappyEndings reviews
In which members of the Flock don't listen to Iggy and inhale disgusting yet good smelling baking supplies. Three shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Forever Yours by VampireWitch96 reviews
"I've been matched with…" Fred started as he opened his letter. His eyes looked like saucers like Hermione's when she opened her letter . "Hermione Granger." He said in a whisper and looked at Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,898 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
More Than A Dare by p0tt3rh3ad reviews
Hermione is in her 6year, Fred and George had to come back for their 7thyear because 'their mother made them' , but is that the only reason their back? What does Ginny and George know thay no one else does? Hmm Ron is a jackass and breaks hermione's heart and Fred swoops in and Ginny/Geroge/Fred/Hermione all get caught into a game that NO ONE wants to loose! Just Read It!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
You're coming with us by MudbloodMe
This is a story so far about Hermione Granger, Fred and George Weasley. They are trapped in their own joke shop. Is there a way out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
A different view by BlackButterfly8 reviews
This is my own view of the scene where the Flock goes looking for their parents' addresses in DC and Iggy breaks down. Sorry about randomness... One shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Fred and Hermione: The Truth Potion by ThatNerdyFangirl reviews
Hermione always seems to be catching Fred and George doing something crazy, but when she finds them selling Truth Potions, she doesn't know what she's in for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Once In A Lifetime by quinn97gleek reviews
CHAPTER 3 4 AND 5 MY FRIEND WROTE AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE OKAY. SO I PUT THEM IN. ENJOY!Fred and hermione after the batle after everthing and after they get married a little George/Hermione mostly Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Cinnamon and Vanilla by Sammy'sPeetaBread reviews
Gale wants to impress Katniss with a cake, so he asks Peeta for some assistance. The two of them bond over stories of abuse that they have received from Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
Say The Arena Is Actually A Gigantic Cake by IAmWithTheMockingjay reviews
Katniss may have sneered, but it turns out that the Boy with the Bread was right after all: the 74th Hunger Games' arena is a giant cake. And as the Games rage on, can the District 12 tributes rely on their mentor's gifts to save them? Pure crack/parody one-shot - but reviews are always appreciated!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Toilet Roll by LoveHappyEndings reviews
When Angel drinks a lot of juice, she naturally has to go to the washroom. WHat happens when there is no more toilet paper rolls? Two shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Angel - Complete
Private Lessons by Lara Zed reviews
Fred asks Hermione to teach him about Muggle music. FWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,892 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G.
All She Needed Was A Laugh by ArnoldThePigmyPuff reviews
Hermione is glad that she finally has a moment to herself, that is until a certain redheaded boy drops in and disturbs it! Why? Maybe his joke has a little more to it then she thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Demonic Max by soundersmae reviews
Max discovers that laughter truly is the best medicine. For herself, at least! Random little fluff oneshot for my friend, Chloe. Rated K for some swearing
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Max - Complete
Nudge's First Date by moviesox reviews
Nudge gets asked out. Fang and Max don't approve very much. A/N I haven't posted anything for a while so I made this to just have something. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Awkward by KoiKoala reviews
Fang decides to play some Mario Cart, while Iggy decides to annoy the living daylights out of him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Insomniac by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
Angel gets insomnia one night, but this time she can't go back to sleep at all. So what does she do? Go traipsing through others' dreams, of course.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Angel - Complete
Discovering FanFiction by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
I asked, you voted! Here's the winner of the little poll I had a week ago! This is what happens when Fang discovers FF from his blog. Been done before, but mine will be great! Rated T for mention of lemony stuff and Iggy's lovable pervertedness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Insert Title Here by BasedLlamaDork reviews
Well, it was long overdue. After ranting on and on about my love for VK, I finally finised my first VK Fanfic! It's a sweet, short one-shot with my fave pairing of all time ZEKI! Please read and enjoy! Btw, I seriously couldn't think of a catchy title, so I'll leave it like that for now. Don't let that turn you away thought!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
I'll Always Be Here, Maxie by Knight Mistress reviews
Iggy was the one to comfort her when Fang left. Iggy was the one who attempted to teach her how to cook. Iggy was the one who punched Dylan in the face when he hurt her. And Max is finally realizing all the things he does for her. Max/Iggy drabbles.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 59,456 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Max's First Kiss by musicXisXeverything reviews
Was Fang really the first person Max has kissed? Or is there something she's hiding? Cute one-shot. I had writer's block, so yeah. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
A Wedding Dance by S. Jadevine reviews
In the distant past, Katniss once believed that Gale would be her first dance.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Katniss's Song by Aaronjolras of the Barricade reviews
Songfic to the song Mary's Song Oh My My My , by Taylor Swift. Enjoy! Wow, I said 'song' a lot :l
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Fred and Hermione by CrazyShipper102 reviews
Hermione's liked Fred for a while and when they almost kiss Fred feels terrible that she's mad at him even though he's never felt bad before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Maximum Ride: PMS by StormyCloud83 reviews
This is what happens when Max gets her period and Fang won't leave. One-Shot Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Freaky Fangday by WingedArcher1 reviews
After a freak accident during a water balloon fight, Iggy and Fang switch bodies. How will this affect their relationships? Will they be put back to normal? Read and find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The Cinnamon Challenge by FatHokage reviews
The flock boys are bored and as we all know nothing good could possibly come from that. When Gazzy tells Fang and Iggy about the Cinnamon challenge the boys can't resist. A bet is also thrown into the mix. Who will come out bearing victory? Will any of them succeed? Read and find out!This story is written purely for fun and not to encourage you to try the cinnamon challenge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
FaceBook 2 by KatarissaQueen reviews
the other one was normalish and not to painful well here's part two lets just say good luck
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
So Who's The Better Kisser by uniquemangalover reviews
The one question that Fang had dreaded his whole life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Truth or Dare by DustWriter reviews
The last day of middle school before a long summer break should be the best day of Katniss' life...unless she picks Dare instead of Truth. Guess who she has to kiss before the end of the day?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Five Ways to NOT Tell Someone You Like Them by bordeaux cookies reviews
BEFORE YOU READ THIS: This is NOT Fissa. EW. The horror. It is a fanfic to make fun of Lissa, 'kay? The title is self explanatory, and there is mentions of Fax. Enjoy! Hope it makes you laugh from Lissa's stupidity XD AU, AH! ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Myri & Iggy's Supertastical Wedding! by Fiona Siona reviews
Myri is a 13 year old Iggy Fangirl. Also known as me. I just kidnapped Iggy from the Flock, and moved to New Hampshire and we're getting married! Just a oneshot I wrote to cheer me up against evil laptops that shut down before you save what you wrote. Don't Like, Don't read. Warning: Randomness!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Iggy - Complete
Taking Chances by aForgottenWeasley reviews
As the female Gryffindor Prefect is waiting out a thunderstorm in the common room, the Weasley twins are trying to sneak out to the kitchens. It's funny how one storm can bring two individuals closer together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh Sweet Baby, Feed My Yak by LynstHolin reviews
FREMIONE FLUFF Hermione Granger has an interesting encounter with Fred Weasley the night of the Yule Ball. Short and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Secrets by aForgottenWeasley reviews
Fred and Hermione have done everything to keep their relationship from Mrs. Weasley. How is it that when they finally decided to tell her, she already knew?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by DaisukiPhotoEm reviews
Max has to work at the kissing booth against her will. What affect will it have on Fang. Be nice my first Fanfic. r&r.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bunch of Oneshots by randommonium135 reviews
just a bunch of Maximum Ride one-shots. Warning, some will be depressing. It just depends on what mood I'm in. Thank you for reading and please review. Rated T. *complete*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
I Am Not Posh! by Angelfabeth reviews
It was idiotic the way she was getting riled up at such a small thing, but their comment just rubbed her the wrong way. "You know Hermione," "We reckon you're too posh." One shot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Tiny Dancer by ilessthan3youtoo reviews
The smallest girl in her dance class on the night of her big recital- what will that bring? Yuki doesn't know what to look forward to, except for the silver haired boy in the audience.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Fred, George, and Muggle Objects by AJGranger13
Just a drabble. Fred and George create a new use for a common muggle object. No slash, no drama, just humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Under the Oak Tree by Panda818 reviews
It's too hot to sit under the great oak reading all summer! R&R I'm bad at summaries
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Signs He Likes You by ever afters reviews
I, Rose Nymohadora Weasley, shall help you distinguish whether he likes you or not. Muhaha. I just made your life easier, didn't I?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dough by FlyOnBree reviews
It's Christmas, and Fang has a story! Contains definate OOC'ness and a lotta randomness! I wrote this sometime around Christmas last year with my friend. First Fanfic so please be nice! Suck at summeries...just to let ya know. : ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Wrong Twin by HermioneBiersackAtHeart reviews
Yuuki married Zero, but is she falling for his brother? Another super short one-shot
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Yuki C., Ichiru K. - Complete
Your Love Will Kill Me by TheatreJunkieJess reviews
"You will be the death of me. I can feel it in my bones, as if it has always been your destiny to destroy me." Severus Snape and Lily's relationship through their younger years into their early adult life. Here is the story Snape didn't give Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
You Can't Fight Fate by x-zozo-x reviews
Rose discovers avoiding Scorpius Malfoy is going to be harder than she thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
She will be a Weasley by recycledsmiles reviews
Molly has always wanted her to be a Weasley. But if Ron couldn't give her what she wants, maybe Fred could. *EDITED ON JULY 2015*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,474 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
10 Reasons I hate Scorpius Malfoy by x-zozo-x reviews
A very short one shot. Insight to how Rose Weasley feels about Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Internal Battle by boshrocks reviews
Hermione faces a new mental battle. Engaged to one brother but in love with a different one. one-shot. reviews are always welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Five Reasons Why I Love Rose Weasley by PeanutButter12 reviews
Twenty five reasons why I, Scorpius Malfoy, am in love with Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Breaking the habit by SkyeElf reviews
Hermione has this nasty habit of biting her fingernails... and Fred has just the solution. Fremione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire and Ice by Lachriel reviews
Draco/Ginny fluff. Rated for safety. Ever since the Chamber, Ginny's been cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Sailor Mouth by RiddikulusWaterbender reviews
A short story about the time Angel stubbed her toe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Max, Angel - Complete
The Only Hope For Me Is You by pixelsurgeon reviews
If there's a price that I could pay, then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Completely Normal Nonsense by smileyfang reviews
It all starts with an innocent chocolate chip cookie, and a rule to never let Max have any peace or quiet. Maybe it will turn out well! Scratch that, it never turns out well with this flock. Yeah, this is a oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Conquering Her Nightmares by magical-mystery-girl reviews
"Finally figure out that she comes in here crying every night did you?" George commented,Fred looked surprised,"You knew she came in here all the time and didn't tell me?" Hermione's been having nightmares and Fred is the only one she'll talk to. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,662 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
April Fools! by DominoTyler reviews
Fred has the greatest prank ever for Hermione. The greatest part? It's not really a prank. Hermione/Fred, 2012 April Fools Fic. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mystery Men by MidnightQuill420 reviews
Hermione Granger is tricked. She falls in love with the enemy, only she doesn't know she did. Disguised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012
I Never Told You by Catarrhini reviews
Song-fic about how Hermione is feeling after Fred's death. The song is by Colbie Caillet. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Attracted to a Weasley by aForgottenWeasley reviews
Hermione finds out she is not muggleborn like she always thought she was. She has magical blood running through her veins; Veela blood to be exact! When some traits of hers kick in, what's a girl to do when she finds her mate in a Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Filch's Cat by SalamanderLights reviews
ONESHOT. What is Fred up to now? And why is Hermione with him behind the shiny hiding instrument? "Who's there?" "Mrs freaking Norris, you pansy, who else would it be?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
How Scandalous! by Knight Mistress reviews
Originally in 'I'll Always Be There, Maxie." My heart literally stopped as I took my head off of Iggy's shoulder and my hand clutched his for protection. The only thing I could say then was, "Damn mage." Max/Iggy, written in drabbles.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Max, Iggy
Chocolate frog by GemSapphire reviews
One chocolate frog. Two people who want it. Something that could change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Snoring by Laserfire reviews
Fang snores. And freaking loudly too. It's quite a pity that Fang seems to wake up just as Max is desperately trying to turn him on his side, mainly because of her own revealing position. More Awkward Fax! One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Talking To A Crazy Chick by FancyPenguin reviews
Okay guys, so you know how at the end of "Fang", there's those four or five pages where Fang is talking to a crazy girl who keeps asking him questions? Well this is basically a continuation of that. One-Shot! I hope you enjoy it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Fang - Complete
What now? by Hpleen reviews
Since first grade, Max and Iggy aren't what you'd call 'good friends', but when the Griffith's have to live in the Ride's home for a week, how the heck is this going to go? Will all hell break loose or will this just be the best week Max has ever had?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Max, Iggy
Katniss Meets Max by xXRosieTeaXx reviews
When Katniss, Peeta, and Gale go hunting and find a group of bird kids with their leader Max. Me and my friend Kassandra, ohmyglob567, were bored at school and decided to write a story about Max and Katniss. Enjoy! PS: Very old story with a bunch of English Mistakes and btw my writing improved...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Max, Katniss E. - Complete
Freddie by SophieSolemnlySwears reviews
A Hermione/Fred fic. Fred is upset and Hermione makes him feel better, what they dont know is that it will lead to something more... romance/comfort/slight humor/romance/SET IN THE FRED IS NOT DEAD UNIVERSE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Pretend for a Night by Lara Zed reviews
Fred volunteers to help Hermione with an uncomfortable situation. But what happens when playing pretend gets a little too real? Post-Hogwarts, AU, FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
An Awkward Situation by Laserfire reviews
In which Gazzy gets confused, Fang gets hysterical and blamed, Max gets embarrassed and Angel chomps on a cookie downstairs. And it was all over one stupid fiasco with one of Max's bras. Awkward FAX. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Miggy and a Fella! by Hpleen reviews
Max and Iggy have finally admitted their feelings for the other and have quite the time on the couch. Includes two angry teens and Angel, who is probably scarred for life. Miggy and Fella. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Stupid black feathers by Immortalrunes reviews
Why do they have to make a holiday just for couples to make out and flaunt their relationships anyway? With colliding into an emo to finding bacon for Gazzy and a stupid black feather, will Max get through this horrid holiday? And get her happy ending?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Haymitch Babysits by PrimRueandMadge reviews
When Peeta and Katniss go on a last minuite trip to support Gale in district two, their daughter Madge is stuck with Haymitch.Learn about Haymitchs' secret love. Also Katniss' PoV. Peeta's Tracker Jacker venom acts up.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Haymitch A.
The Story of the Hideous Couch by LEMONSKY4 reviews
Sequel of sorts to Let Your Hair Down, but not necessary to read it. Hermione comes home one day to find Fred has bought an.. Interesting couch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name by Kawaiibookworm reviews
5 times Austin told Ally "I love you" and didn't knew he meant it and 1 time he knew exactly what he was saying.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Snow Flurries by MizSphinx reviews
Moderately content with life and her upcoming nuptials to Seamus, Hermione is understandably shell-shocked when she opens her front door one evening, and finds Fred Weasley standing - very much alive - on her doorstep. Secret Santa fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Blankets by Harriettlovesbooks reviews
It was because of the blankets on the bed that Fred first noticed that something was wrong. But he never expected his wife to get him back for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Pot O' Gold Under the Mistletoe by flYegurl reviews
Iggy's being a devious little leprechaun; Max wants his pot of gold. But why does he want her to look up? And why can't Max ignore it? He's a trickster, but for some reason, she can't turn away. Oh well. Maybe this Ginger Kid is kinda-sorta cute. Ish.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Candy Cane by perfect tragedies reviews
A fluffy little attempt at writing a drabble. Fred's given Hermione a candy cane, he's a Weasley Twin of course its got side effects! Bu what are they? Merry Christmas! Sumary sucks! Previously under the username Harry Potter rulez
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Common Ground by jojor99 reviews
Hermione is trying to stop the twins from testing their products. Fred tries to reason with her. 2011 Christmas pressie for Kimmy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bookworm Santa by Simply Paranoia reviews
It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and some of the Gryffindors had planned a Dirty Secret Santa. Fred got A Special Edition of Hogwarts a History?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Iggy and Fang's Boredom by randommonium135 reviews
Fang: so Weirdo overheard stuff we were saying to eachother. Iggy: and decided that we had to have a fanfic of our own Fang: thus this was created. I'm the typer. Iggy: and this is our random things that we talk and/or write about Rated t, *complete*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Basically by SadieDeth reviews
Hermione manages to prank the King of pranks himself, Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Make It Better by heyshalina reviews
Who said that playing family Hide and Seek was a good idea? No one. And that's why they play it. That's why something always goes wrong. That's why Max always seems to have to get Iggy out of trouble. She wouldn't trade it for anything. Miggy. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Jolly Holiday by Simply Paranoia reviews
A day like a morning in May, which was planned to simply read a book next to the Black Lake, until a certain special person comes by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fremione by iLuvJohnny reviews
Just a stupid, little oneshot, like Fish. Absolutely no point, it just came to me, and I thought it would be funny. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
April Fools by MagicalxMinx reviews
No one should spend their birthday alone. rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pas De Cheval by the-academy-isn't reviews
What if Iggy wasn't the only one who had been blinded? What if, in reality, he was the only one who could actually see things clearly? MULTIPLE PAIRINGS. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
another maximum ride story by randommonium135 reviews
what can i say it's another max ride story. not good at summaries. please randr *DISCONTINUED, MAY FINISH ONE DAY*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Tell Me a Story by Krizteena reviews
Are there rules to storytelling? Young Yuuki and young Zero- adorable.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Sorry Ron by CrazyShipper102 reviews
Fred and Hermione are together but Ron doesn't know yet. That might be a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pranks and Memories by blueeyes97 reviews
George pulled a prank on the Fourth Year girls and Fred and Hermione have to fix it. Fred suspects that Hermione thinks he dumb so, they talk a bit about their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A poem written by Draco by OhBunnies reviews
Drapple!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Awe by timelordroots reviews
"Okay, you have to snog Fred in front of the whole common room right now for atleast a minute. AND you can't give him a warning beforehand. You just have to snog him." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Hermione Granger and the Long Island Iced Tea by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Hermione tells the group of her first time getting drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
At Least Seven by inkvoices reviews
And now she's expecting again. Written for a Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger drabble challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fish by iLuvJohnny reviews
Just a stupid little idea. Author is not responsible for loss of IQ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Letter by PrankBook reviews
Fred Weasley has never been so nervous. It wasn't everyday that you waited for important news such as this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sparkle, Cedric, Sparkle! by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
Oneshot. An alternate re-telling of the end of Goblet of Fire told in the style of Dick and Jane books. Rated for crack, One Piece cameos, and sparkly vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Helping by maximumpotter101 reviews
The twins celebrate their fifth birthday by "helping" their dear mother. R&R! Tell me if I should change it to T due to one tiny word...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Two for One by blue artemis reviews
Hermione corners Fred and George in the common room, thinking they are up to no good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Table For Two by GhostNox181 reviews
He's a chef. And he's just been given his most challenging customer yet. Can he get her to renounce her hate of his food, and him?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Don't think, just do it by I am the Girl Who Lived reviews
Max Fang and Iggy go to Hogwarts and meet Harry Ron and Hermione They all become friends and get involved in things they should have left alone What will happen? You'll have to read to find out 1st fanfic nd i suck at summarys so please read it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,914 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Max - Complete
White Liar by GhostNox181 reviews
It's Max's wedding day. There's smiling faces, lying cheats, and revenge? Hold up! Just who's lying about what? Oneshot, songfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Mice, Floss, Flowers, and Eye Exams by Nickoletta Black reviews
Short and cute story about Fred and Hermione. Fluff. Fremione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hermione Teaches Fred to Drive by taylorlyles reviews
See what happens when Hermione gets the Weasley twins in a car!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
It Happened Under the Mistletoe by CrazyShipper102 reviews
the prankster and the bookworm falling in love. Fred/Hermione PS I know I spelled mistletoe wrong in the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,760 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ignored by flyaway111 reviews
Hermione has a secret that is soon discovered by Ginny. Will the two girls be able to make the object of Hermione's affection notice her, or will they just make it worse? Fremione and implied Harry/Ginny. T for implied sexual references and cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Complete and Utter Idiocy by heyshalina reviews
Iggy's been pretty irresponsible lately. Max decides to take matters into her own hands. Cue chaos. '"Iggy, is this stupid?" Max asked. He leaned closer. "Yeah. Really stupid."' Miggy. One-shot. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
The End of the World As We Know It by RestfulInsomniac reviews
The Sorting Hat should never meet Max Ride or her Voice... Sadly, it does.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sorting Hat, Max - Complete
Chef Iggy by Mich177 reviews
Max's cooking lessons with Iggy don't go as planned. Romancetic One-Shot. Requested by smileyface7
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
You Look Pretty Tonight by Loki's Awesome Mortal Wife reviews
Yuuki goes to a ball. But something happens, but thats not the shocker. Whats the shocker is with who it happens with.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Ichiru K., Yuki C. - Complete
Kaname Does Not Sparkle! by DarknessHedgie reviews
Kaname's poem about how much he hates Twilight. If you like Twilight, DO NOT read this! This is purely for parody purposes, not to bash Twilight.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kaname K. - Complete
Sparks by Mel-nyan reviews
We all know about Draco's...err...less than manly reaction when Hermione punched him in Third Year. What if it had gone a bit differently? Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bacon by ObsessiveFanNumber1 reviews
Iggy and Max have a fight over bacon. :D Read if you're in the mood for some silly randomness. One-shot, no pairing, lots of funniness. Written by my account-less friend who asked me to upload it for her. Read & review please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Hubby by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Miggy. Angel's Voice imparts some information that proves to have… interesting results. "Max, you shouldn't strangle your future husband with a Pillow Pet. Especially since he's gonna need his mouth for kissing you later." One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
I'm Not Gay! by LukeiggyMcgee reviews
Max likes iggy she thinks he's gay A confused Fang WOW Miggy! Rated-T! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Speak Now by GuardianVampire13 reviews
Iggy's getting married! But is it to the wrong girl? Possible Miggy/Eggy! If your a fan either, read on! This IS a song fic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Iggy - Complete
All Is Well In Cliche Land by flYegurl reviews
We all know them. Those big, major cliches... Max is pregnant, Iggy can suddenly see again. But what about those tiny, minor ones that everyone overlooks? The ones that people don't even notice? Here's a tribute to those miniscule, yet overused cliches.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
That's What She Said by Ulquiorra-isn't-emo reviews
The day before everyone's birthday and Iggy is bored out of his mind. How does he entertain himself? T for suggestive humor. Just read the title.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Tickle Me Voldemort by always-a-time reviews
Fred & George Weasley get a horribly brilliant idea - hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Day Off by Ulquiorra-isn't-emo reviews
The flock spends a day off at the beach, dragging an unwilling Max along. Miggy oneshot, T for slight sexual content; graphic kissing .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Fax? What Fax? by Mel-nyan reviews
The Fax kiss that started it all...Miggy style! I was intending to make it multi-chapter, but I made it into a one-shot. Sorry for those who were previously expecting more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Piercings by acciopigfarts reviews
A needle, a cloth and a lip ring. The ingredients needed for the best prank of the century. But what will Fang's reaction be when he wakes up to find a certain piece of metal decorating his face? Certainly not as Max had expected ... 'T' 'FAX' One-Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Figgy Pudding by the girl who ran with scissors reviews
Max catches Fang out for a midnight snack and finds something she really didn't expect. Yaoi. No likey no ready. Summary is bad, story is good hopefuly.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
A Staring Problem by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Max wasn't quite sure when, exactly, she developed an obsession, but it was getting bad. Friends don't ogle friends so long their eyes start to burn. Right? "Max," Iggy said slowly, "you're staring at me again. Should I be worried?" Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
I Want To See by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
Iggy wants to see, but when he tells Max why it isn't what she expected to hear.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - [Max, Iggy] - Complete
You Don't Want To Know by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max wants something thick and white. Iggy just wants to forget he heard that. One-shot. Mang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Braille, Disney, and Odd Zit Formations by flYegurl reviews
Jeb forces Iggy to learn Braille. And Fang laughs while watching Disney. Things get a little awkward later... who knew zits could form actual words? No romantic stuff involved, just two brothers being crazy hormonal idiots. Sugar induced... I think...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Random Arguments by koolkat136 reviews
like the title says its random arguments with the PJO people and the maximum ride people and some others and i did this on a sugar high but i promise this is funny. rated T because of language
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Insanity by Psychotic Peppermint reviews
Max is very angry at Iggy! Randomness! I wrote it while on a sugar rush! I like Pie! ONESHOT! Tacos! Puppies! And sparkles!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Iggy, Max - Complete
pain, love, and no more Fang by skeletonnskankk reviews
one-shot, but if you want i could continue it or something rated T for cuting and MIGGY! Yay for miggy! r&r pwease!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Professor Of Love by MagicalxMinx reviews
“Just admit it would you? It’s absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. You. Like. My. Brother.” Ginny said accusingly, though a large grin on her face. Ginny Weasley was an evil betrayer of truth and friendship. For Ginny Weasley, had read Hermione’s diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
I'd Give It All For Love by MagicalxMinx reviews
It was hard to leave him. The look in his eyes that begged her to stay after one of their fights ended with "I'm leaving, Fred." haunted her every single night. But there was nothing more she could do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheesecake and Love Lives by thenightcircus reviews
POST-FANG. Max is an emotional wreck, and the only things that can cheer her up are cheescake and Iggy...MIGGY. ONE-SHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Ding dong! by maximumpotter101 reviews
A dinosaur takes over the world. Need I say more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Haircut for the flock by maximumpotter101 reviews
The flock goes to a barber shop. Max thinks of pretty pink princesses. Fang might get his hair cut like Brad Pitt. What will happen? T because I'm not really sure where the story will go. COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The day Zero got his head stuck in the toilet! by AkuRoku-MyOTP 813 reviews
Have you ever wondered if zero would get his head stuck in the toilet. Well on this day he did ;DD You know what to do CLICK ME :D
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Zero K., Yuki C. - Complete
Maximum Ride: April Fools Special by flYegurl reviews
Max wakes up one morning to find... Gazzy in her bed? Iggy and Angel... an item? Fang and Nudge... engaged? Gazzy proposes! Is this all some crazy April Fools prank, or is it actually real? April Fools oneshot. Mazzy, Iggel, Fudge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Fang's Retaliation: Backfire! by flYegurl reviews
Fang tries to get back at Iggy for an unknown reason... only it completely backfires! Sexual references, mild adult theme... may later change rating to 'M' if I get any complaints. Flames welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Birthmark by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Fang pressed his fingers against his forehead. A vein started to throb dangerously above his right eye. She stared. “And did you ever wonder,” Fang said slowly, “what would happen if the kids walked in on you?” Strongly implied Miggy, Fudge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Nudge - Complete
Of Madness and Chocolate Frogs by goldeneyedgirl247 reviews
Harry decides that for Ron's birthday he must find the only two chocolate frog cards his best friend doesn't yet possess. He and Hermione attempt to find the cards by eating through an entire shipment of chocolate frogs. Two words: sugar high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emolicious by GenocideOfColors reviews
Max wakes up one morning to Fang singing a strange version of "Fergilicious" and finds out Iggy has a crush on Taylor Lautner. And many other foolish things that 'cause a whole friggin' lot of mayhem. T for paranoia that would make Max jealous.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Revenge by Kai Vienna reviews
After Iggy pranks Fang, Fang decides its the last straw. He's finally gonna get Iggy back, but what is he gonna do? Why does he ask Gazzy to help? T for immarutity. And other stuff...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Max And Iggy In A Closet by GenocideOfColors reviews
What could possibly go wrong when Max and Iggy "accidentally" get locked in a closet together? Slightest, teeniest bit of FAX if you squint really, really, REALLY hard. Rated T for boyish attitude and extreme use of the word, "Valium."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Max, Iggy
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Iggy's Game by Blawwmkw reviews
Iggy proposes a game for the whole flock, but what happens when it all goes wrong?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Be My Bridegroom by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
It's every little girl's dream to grow up and one day be the beautiful bride of a handsome prince. Unfortunately for Iggy, he's not an expert on little girls. Angel x Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Angel, Iggy - Complete
An Easter Treat by FREAKTONIGHT reviews
UPDATED 4 years on after TFW. Max and Fang are together but have a lit tle trouble consummating their relationship. Iggy lets in a little advice. Bordering on M. Sexual References. Fax, only a little though. Max lets Angel humiliate Iggy. Pranks ensure
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Kissed by an Angel by MyVampireBunny reviews
All I can say is...Miggy. It's a one-shot with Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Blindness by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Iggy goes blind. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Thunder by i-effed-it-all-up reviews
My first fic, be nice! Who's afraid of the thunder? Miggy and Fax if you squint.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Learning To Live Again by Chaos Ride reviews
Dedicated to crimson Angel3579. Max must move on after Fang's gone. Miggy and mentions of Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Dear' In Every Sentence by Chaos Ride reviews
With the all the flock gone to live with their parents, weith the exception of Iggy, Max has a hard time. Oneshot COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Max Makes The Cookies Of Death by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
Iggy is guarding the kitchen with his life to make sure Max doesn't cook for Ella's birthday party. But when he lets his guard down... ONESHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Blind Love: Beautiful by Classy Abigail reviews
Iggy doesn't need to see Max to know that she's beautiful. Written as a challenge from a friend. More details inside. IggyxMax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Max, Iggy - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
26,000 Chocolate Frogs by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
James and Lily have a fight over what he should get her for Christmas. Merry Christmas in June! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Want You by crookshanks99 reviews
Cheesier than Edam. Conversation between Fred and George Weasley and Hermione Granger. Little pranks and a blunt confession. Only extremely slight romance... or is it? Hmm... Enjoy! All characters to JK Rowling!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
That's My Lipstick! by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
Fred was just having fun. But he didn't count on Hermione becoming a human hosepipe. Luckily, he knows just the cure. FWHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Almost by hoping-it-lasts reviews
Fred and Hermione left alone at a flat... Ron in Romania... what will happen? read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unorthodox Proposal by atruwriter reviews
Fred planned exactly what he was going to say, but when it was time to say it, the words came out all wrong. Hermione's got the general idea though. :FHr OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/23/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Coping With Pain by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
Fred's in pain, Hermione decides to help... on one condition though. And then what happens when the tables turn.Short fluffy oneshot that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it! Fred & Hermione R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Teardrops On My Spellbook by hoping-it-lasts reviews
HermioneFred song fic. basically plotless. please read adn review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Map of the Heart by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
Hermione stole the Marauders' Map from Harry. She spots Fred Weasley on the map and decides to go find him. Little does she know, Fred is harboring a secret. One that could change Hermione forever. FredHermione. Oneshot. Takes place during 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank You by MagicalxMinx reviews
FredHermione. Just sorta a missing moment type of thing from the fifth movie. Not the book. The movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Perfect Song by FantasyFan5 reviews
The flock finds a song that relates perfectly to their entire lives.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Never Trust Angel When She Says She Can't Sleep by not magical me reviews
Angel convinces Max to sing, with much diffculty.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Interrupting Hermione by Queen Bee Ally reviews
Hermione wants to do Homework but Fred won't leave her in peace.Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
In All Your Fantasies by Supergirrl reviews
Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Halloween Night by LesPaul12 reviews
The gang has a halloween party with truth or dare a movie and romance is in the air! Fax and hints of nudggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Let's Play TAG! by Burning-candlelight reviews
How can one harmless game of Tag turn into a makeout session? Well Fred and Hermione seemed to have found a way around it....please no flamers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hard Work by Bunnie06 reviews
Ginny and Ron have always been close and before Ginny goes off to school they decide to get closer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong by myharlequinromance598 reviews
Their love was wrong, wrong, wrong. Warning: character death, incest it's kinda twisted. First fic, and it's a songfic rihanna's 'unfaithful'. i hate the song, but the little plot bunny wouldn't get out of my head, so... here it is. R&R s'il vous plai
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Seduction Breeds by trouble in my veins reviews
Rejected, the youngest Weasleys comfort each other. RonGinny. HBP spoilers. Complete. Warnings: incest, chan. Implied RHr & HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
A little thing called by JustTrippin reviews
Hermione was happy. That was until her bestfriends started to hate her, the man she loved left her. So she ran away. 13 years latter work brings Hermione back with a 12 year old girl. What will happen when Hermione finds out what she was told wasnt true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,195 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Only Love by Maggy Aethelwynsdottir reviews
She loved him with all her heart. She loved him more than she'd let herself know. But Ginny's feelings weren't returned. So she thought. One-Shot. Rating for suicide and incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
What will the family say by Patrick Leclaire reviews
a RWGW fic, without a date to Yule Ball, Ron and Ginny were forced to go together, who would've thought it would lead to an incestuous romance? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Wonderfully Simple by hasapi reviews
ONE SHOT A series of letters chronicling the relationship of Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Peter On The Map reviews
Hermione wonders why Fred and George never said anything about Ron sleeping with a man named Peter, who was really Scabbers, and learns a background that she never realized the twin had. BOYxBOY
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - George W., OC - Complete
A Bookworm, A Prankster, and a Hairbrush reviews
A burgalar in the house! *A Fred-Never-Got-Hit-By-A-Wall-And-Died time that we all wanted* One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl With The Lizard Tail reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE READ NEVERMORE! Max comes back alive to find that half of her Flock is dead, battle cries still attatched to their faces. Through the mourning, Max finds a new family. They will never be the Flock, but they are still family.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Max - Complete
Not The Twilight Moment I Planned reviews
The Face watched Yuki in her sleep. They thought when they revealed thyself, it would be like Twilight when Edward said that he watched Bella and her sleep and she said she loved him...well, not so much in The Face's case. But...who is The Face!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Yuki C. - Complete
Held Hostage in the Boys' Lavatory reviews
Hermione has to use the bathroom, but all of them are full. So Fred helps her, while pranking her. It's a lot funnier than it sounds. I do not own Harry Potter or My Little Pony, obviously...it's a fanfiction website!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Not A Vampire reviews
I had to...sorry. It's hating on Edward and the way he sparkles, so if you don't like it don't read it :3 Just really short and really funny.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Edward, Yuki C. - Complete
I'd Prefer Another Fruit reviews
DRACO/APPLE and SCORPIUS/ORANGE! Super random super short one-shot that came out of no where. Curse you, plot bunnies!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
We Saw The Writing In The Notebook reviews
Hermione writes 'I Heart Weasley' in her notebook, and Fred and George see it! What'll happen when Hermione drops a private note she never intended to give! Could it possibly...save her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Yuki Finds The Pairing! reviews
Yuki discovers the pairing of KanamexZero on fanfiction. What could go wrong? Extremely short oneshot. NO REAL ROMANCE!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Don't Let Them Play Truth or Dare! reviews
They haven't played it since grade school, and according to Zero, nothing good would come out of it. Yuki gave it a try. Meanwhile, Kaname has to pee really, really, bad, but isn't aloud to. Oh, the wonders of Yori's evil brain and the game of Truth or Dare...Oneshot. *Will change to T for one part if you're picky*
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Zero and the Forgotten Tape reviews
Zero finds a tape of him and Yuki under her mattress, so he naturally steals it! But when he sees what it is...cute and embarrassing, really. And then Yuki walks in...ONE SHOT!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
MAXXX! reviews
Max has a diary! Why does it have to keep us guessing! Games of revenge are in the air with the teens...and they sure know payback! :3 No Figgy intended!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Fang, Iggy
Dear Severus reviews
Severus Snape walks in on Lily during her piano session, and it embarresses her. And all the while, James Potter tries to win her over. What to do, what to do...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Wrong Twin reviews
Yuuki married Zero, but is she falling for his brother? Another super short one-shot
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Yuki C., Ichiru K. - Complete
Fight reviews
Yuuki breaks up with Kaname, and uses Zero to make him jealous. Super short one-shot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Was All Well? reviews
When he asked for her help, she mindlessly agrees, not realising that doing so would mean spending 5 weeks alone with him, with her annoying cousin trying to hook them up...this was going to be fun. Not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
When a Dad Totally Betrays You reviews
The Malfoys are totally locked into the Burrow, and the Potter, Weasley, and Malfoy children find an interesting secret...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fortune Teller Lovegood reviews
Luna sends Ginny some crazy text messages about their futures based on a true story one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Why It Happened reviews
Hermione's guilt is finally catching up to her, after all of this time. Now she wants to correct her wrong doing, and the best she can do about that is to share her story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
His Song Saved Her Life reviews
Fred helps his girlfriend through difficult times, even though it's unintentionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
He Has To Know reviews
Yuuki knows where her heart belongs...she just can't tell the other one who she picked. Kaname or Zero!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete