Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, D.Gray-Man, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, and Rise of the Guardians.
In a black and white world,
I am grey.
First name: Elvira
Age: somewhere in between 0-10000000000000 Figure it out.
Hair colour: It's a really dark, dark, dark(basically black) brown.
Eye colour: A dark brown.
Awesome Instagram account (lol follow meh! :P): @ARandomArtist14
Facebook: PFFT!! NOT TELLING YOU! XD
What most girls say:
I want my first kiss!!
What I say to people kissing:
They look like ducks.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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Annoying things to do on an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
Expectations against Reality for 2014
Expectation: Start doing homework before the last minute.
Expectation: Start to enjoy sport.
Expectation: Make a one-shot!
Expectation: Updating all my stories frequently!
Expectation: Have the motivation to learn math.
Expectation: Wake up 7am sharp.
Movie? Unlike you, I don't watch movies. Only anime movies.
Pizza topping? Pineapple
Manga? D. GRAY MAN!!!!
Quote? 'If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.' ~ Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
Sport? Field hockey or swimming.
D. Gray Man character? Allen Walker!!! XD
Song? Musician from D. Gray man.
Game? The Last of Us
Hobby? Drawing anime and writing fanfics.
Smell? Fresh new bedsheets. Don't ask.
Weather? Cloudy or warm.
Draw anime? YEAH!
Have Instagram? Yup. Follow me ;) @ARandomArtist14 (Shameless advertising.)
Watch anime? Heck YEAH!
Read manga? OMG YEAH! HOW ELSE WOULD I HAVE READ D. GRAY MAN!?
Do you believe the egg came first? It DOZEN matter!
Go to every party your invited to? Nope. 'Do you go outside?' Nope.
Like the beach? Never been to one.
Like to sleep? Yep.
Believe in the tooth fairy? Yes. Yes I do. Blame the Rise of the Guardians.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Michelle. [You better not be a creepy cyber stalker]
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Mic-izzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): (can't remember my middle name) Connor
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): XD
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): ...I forgot.
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chrome.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!
'with enough breath to run followed him, running'
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
You don't know how long how long it's been since then.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:17pm. I suck.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The television playing some Filo drama show.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A Harry Potter book.
9. What are you wearing?
A singlet and grey pants.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah! It was the best dream I've had so far!!
11. When did you last laugh?
An hour ago, before I started my homework.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Sticker designs that make a cherry blossom tree, pictures of primary and my paintings.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
A waste of bloody time.
Damn. I forgot.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy myself a better life.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I accidentally walked into the male bathroom.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
There would be magic. XD
19. Do you like to dance?
What about him?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Amycus...? Never thought about it. Or I'll just say Nora.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
I BLOODY KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? hmmm...
4) Favourite candy bar? All.
5) Favourite shoes? Boots.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Libra (scales)
20) How many watches do you own? 3. Don't use any of them. They were all presents.
21) Summer or winter? Winter. But if I ever die, it'd be in winter.
26) Where is your second home? It's in 14 Mind Your Own Bloody Business ST.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? .-. wat...?
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Meh. Could do better.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't even born then... o.e
65) Favourite physical feature of the opposite gender? Dunno.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? Noooo
POKER PAIR (TYKI X ALLEN) - FAVOURITE!
ROAD X ALLEN - I just find this so cute!
NELLAN (Neah x Allen! I called this Nellan since Neah and Allen make Nellan and Neah is basically a mirror or opposite of Allen so...Ima genius!!)
SEBALLEN (SEBASTIAN X ALLEN) (SEBASTIAN- KUROSHITSUJI) - love this one!
AKASHI X KUROKO - Can't help it! -fangirl squeals-
GENERATION OF MIRACLES X KUROKO (ANYONE FROM GOM X KUROKO. DUNNO.) - kYAAA!
EVERYONE X ALLEN
JACK FROST X HARRY POTTER
It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"
And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm a "Otaku.
A strong girl
Is one that can smile the next day
When she cried herself to sleep
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I leave work to the last day, because i'll be older and therefore wiser.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Buy a sheep, name it 'Relation', now you have 'Relationsheep'.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. or tried dribbling a football.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every second of it.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from their annoying ass and you still have their shoes.
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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (It drives people crazy and I love it!)
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read three 300 books in a day, copy this into your profile.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Number your 12 fave D.Gray Man characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Tyki Mikk
2) Neah Walker
3) Millennium Earl
4) Cross Marian
5) Komui Lee
6) Allen Walker
7) Road Kamelot
9) Yu Kanda
11) Mana Walker
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No... Like...what? No!!! THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He isn't to me, so i give him 1 since the ladies tend do flirt around him.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That be...very very awkward...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Heck yeah! I see the guy all the time in many fics that involve Yullen.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Allen Walker and Neah Walker? SOME GO MAKE FANFICTION ABOUT THAT NOW!!!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Both is disturbing, but for the sake of reality, five/ten??
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, Devit its your birthday! Happy birthday! -candles are being levitated to 12 in a deadly way-
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
The millennium Earl can feel his heart being tugged as he looks at the tortured state of the bookman's apprentice. (No, pleae no. Dont be an idea for those crazy idiots)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
NOOO. just no.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic
Nothing more than Family (um yeah, so weird)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
That's really horribly wrong but... Cross and Tyki are in a bar...and their drunk...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I really hope not...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Unfortunately not. These people just do t understand how awesome Mana is.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
-shivers- thank god not.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion
STRIKE! (Yeah, seems about right...?)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Shit. I cant think of any songs for him.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Beware the nosebleeds and lack of tissues.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
You have nice eyes(?) i suck at pick up lines, im a girl, the guy should do that not me. LOL
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
My younger brother is passionately in love with his creation. (Something along the lines. Heck, neah wouldve not told him in the first place )
20) How emo is Seven?
Road? emo? No i think you mean goth.
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!
1. Sebastian (Black Butler)
2. Lavi Bookman Jr. (D.Gray-man)
3. Road Kamelot (d. Gray man)
4. tyki mikk (D.Gray Man)
5. Gray Fullbuster (fairy tail)
6. Natsu dragoneel (fairytail)
7. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
8. Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)
9. Allen Walker (d. Gray man)
10. Timcanpy (D.Gray-man)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd hug him before going back to sleep and ignore him.
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
I'd direct him to Allen's way. XD
Number 3 walked in on you taking a shower?
I'd be like "geez we still got 20 mins before we torture the next vic- playmate!"
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
I'd go to that wedding alright, Love POKER PAIR!! XD
5 cooked you dinner?
I'd be shocked because he freakin cooked with ice.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Where is my trusty marker to draw?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
I'd visit and say "thats what happens when you dont listen to your butler" he'd be like O.o? Coz he doesnt know me.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Kick their butts coz i said so.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He'd help and later on crack a joke for the heck of it.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Luckily im sadistic like her so we'd just torture some people. (Leverrier u going down )
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Well he'd probably just leave me. To die. Coz he dont care. Until i bribe him with Allen.
10 wants you to fill in for him during his shift at wherever he works. What do you say?
I'd totally stalk Allen with a recording device for you! :D
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Quotes from D. Gray Man
"There is nothing more fearful than fear itself, for nothing else so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear." -Komui Lee
"Keep walking forward." -Mana and Allen Walker
"Think happy thoughts. Like when everyone comes home:
I'll give everyone a pat on the back and welcome them. Then I'll give
Lenalee a great big hug! And don't worry Allen; I'll make sure you get plenty to
eat. Lavi would probably fall asleep right on the spot, so we'll put a blanket over
him. The adults will drink some wine, and everyone will have a great celebration.
Then we'll all fall into a delicious sleep. Then, of course, Kanda will show up
looking cross just as he always does." -Komui Lee
"You've gotta be evil to have fun." -Tyki Mikk
To me, the world is not only the shape on the map. on the battle field, all i see are the face of the order and my friends…. I am an awful person aren’t i? instead of the real world, all i care is my friends That’s because they are my whole world…… if just one of my friend dies, To me, it’s the same things as a part of the world being destroyed." -Lenalee Lee
"No matter what happens, I’ll keep on moving. Until this life runs out of me, I’ll keep on walking." -Allen Walker
"I soon came to the point where I didn’t know whether my smiling face was a lie or not."-Lavi
"One shot is for all you did to everyone here… And all the rest are because you messed up my clothing."-Cross Marian (wise guy lol)
Millenuim Earl: "this scenario, it almost seems like the whiteface clown is chasing down the auguste." Allen Walker: "Well then like a white clown, i shall prevent this unamusing tomfoolery from continuing."- (D.Gray-man)
"Even so, I still want to be a destroyer who can save others."-Allen Walker
"Our injuries will heal as long as we’re alive. But the scars will remain…" -Allen Walker
"No matter what I attempt, even if it’s the most simple of tasks, it always ends in failure. Unfortunately, I find that my life is one big regret after another.
Yet, after all these years, I still don’t know when to give up. Is it my fault to keep trying when the results are always the same? Is it impossible for me to make things right?
Even if I’d try to give up, I don’t think I could. It’s not in my nature to sumbit in the face of disappointment.
In the end, I guess I’m just a glutton for punishment.
I really am an idiot…" -Allen Walker
"When you lose sight of your path, listen for the destination in your heart."-Allen Walker
"Even if I DO sacrifice my own life, I will only do it to save my friends."-Lenalee Lee
"Even if my left arm can transform into a monstrous claw and can destroy Akuma, im just a normal person with a promise..."-Allen Walker
"The old clock that nobody could budge. The sound of the chime moved my heart. It seemed like the clock had approved of my clumsy self." -Miranda Lotto
"It's not a sacrifice. We're helping each other so we can can live." -Komui Lee
"Wait Lenalee! Komurin is not evil! The coffee is evil!! Hate the crime, not the person. Hate the coffee, not Komurin, Lenalee." -Komui Lee
"In this world, the only organisms that get cursed are humans."-Komui Lee
"Seeing you like this, you don't look like a villain who's turned the whole world against him."-Tyki Mikk
"If I'm not careful, I won't be able to go back. I don't want to lose it. Just... the white side of me... and the black side of me... having both of them is what makes it so enjoyable!" -Tyki Mikk
"We can't just go back from here. If we turn back now, we are trampling down on the lives of those that got us this far."-Lenalee Lee
"When there's something you can't understand no matter how much you think about it, you can't just let yourself brood over it forever!"-Allen Walker
"Tyki Mikk. There is something about us, Exorcists, that you do not understand. You think Exorcists are mere humans and by destroying their anti-Akuma weapon which is the Innocence...they will become powerless since they are mere humans. But the opponents you should really be afraid of are those humans."-Allen Walker
"If it could come true, this is all I'd want. It would have been good if we just played poker and nobody died."-Allen Walker
after Lenalee hits Lavi* "Wow, Lenalee's punch of love."-Allen Walker (when i heard this i laughed so hard)
"The only home that a man should ever need is within his heart."-Lavi
"This world is dark and it's so hard to breathe... but in this instant, when I laughed along with you, I felt that breathing just got a little more easier."-Kanda Yuu
"My left I give you to the Akuma. My right I give you to the humans. Both are a part of me. And equally important. So neither side be disappointed. Humans as well as Akuma will be saved!"-Allen Walker
"Hate the game, not the player. Hate the coffee, not komurin II."-Komui Lee
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