Eula Banana
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Joined 03-07-12, id: 3792738, Profile Updated: 10-04-12

Eula Banana. Teen. Londoner. Not British but has the accent. Bizarre. Dorky.

I'm more of a reader than a writer. Most of what I read, however, is Dramione-related in content. LOL. I write mostly for myself, but occasionally, I write because of prompts.

Forever ships to sail would be Dramione Scrose Panon Everllark Chair. Although, I might tend to explore in the Pair Seas *waggles eyebrows.

I'm a sucker for cliches, fluff and whatnot, but nothing beats an original idea. I like AU settings too. OCs add twists to an intricate plot or have their own interesting stories; they make me think (I don't think I just made sense). Basically, I read anything as long as it's a fanfic for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, or for telly series like Gossip Girl, Once a Upon a Time, and others.

I am but a fangirl for Tom Felton, Johnny Depp, and Zayn Malik. Yes, they are wonderful beings :))

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you're nobody until somebody loves you by mew-tsubaki reviews
Song by Sammy Davis, Jr., 100-word drabbles by mew. So is unrequited love always unrequited? *Various pairings, eras, etc. Includes het, slash, femslash, cross-gen, next-gen, but nothing too bad.* Read it all or only what you like! R&R, thx & please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 13,410 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011
The Totally Epical Adventures of an Emo Hippie by Queen of Stuff reviews
At last, a bittersweet ending to this grammatical diarrhea! Now with zombies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Tryin' to Forget You by psychoticphoenix reviews
Because loving him was sweet misery. Written from a plot bunny my good friend fancyacupoftea gave me. Song: Cryin' by Aerosmith
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Which Draco Malfoy Ages Terribly by disturbinglyprofound reviews
What if Draco lost his good looks as he approached middle age? More of a Draco-rant in third person than anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to Burlesque by ZeBarmyBookworm reviews
AU. When Narcissa owns a Burlesque lounge, Pansy gains weight, Luna is missing, Ginny is not a tomboy, Hermione apparently knows how to sing, and the boys have gone wild. T, but may go to M for safety. Dramione and other pairings. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trying Not to Be the Villain by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&MWP. Oneshot. Lysander makes a rather fateful decision in a rather casual conversation... Lysander's 1st-person POV. Mention if used, thx. *prequel to "the thing you left behind"*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Lysander S., Victoire W. - Complete
the thing you left behind by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&MWP. Oneshot. From her own lips, Victoire tells of her unrequited love, because falling for a friend is a difficult thing to handle. Vic's 1st-person POV. Mention if used, thx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Victoire W., Lysander S. - Complete
Love, Magic and Mischief by Salver reviews
"You aren't so bad, Nixxy. You're pretty cool. I thought you're an annoying little Slytherin brat as my friend Ron and I always thought you were." Angst and romance to appear dramatic. But it's really humor. A little angsty and romantic as it progresses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,184 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011
A Miserable Destiny by psychoticphoenix reviews
Because they lived in a horrible world of death. Companion/ sequel to 'A Cruel Fate'. Rated for language. Book and movie-verse.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
A Cruel Fate by psychoticphoenix reviews
Because even if in another life, they could have had so much more. Companion/ prequel to 'A Miserable Destiny'. Rated for language. Book and movie-verse.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Read, Yellow and Blue by disturbinglyprofound reviews
Yes, I spelled 'read' correctly - Mandy Brocklehurst and Ernie Macmillan have a bit of an awkward, nervous little exchange in the back of the Knight Bus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Mandy B., Ernie M.] - Complete
Spiked Drinks by BlueberryPapercuts reviews
"This is all your fault, Draco!" "My fault? You wanted this too!" She huffed. "No, it's your fault because you got me wasted!" "Wasted?" Draco scoffed. "You got yourself drunk, Hermione,"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Once Lost by humblequill reviews
Set immediately after the events of Skin Deep. Mr Gold seeks the aid of new acquaintances to solve the mystery of the chipped cup.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Suncatcher by SkyeElf reviews
Is there a room in the house where we can hang the sun? Sun - suncatcher. SkyeElf challenge week 6 response.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Vous êtes Charlie by acciothedemigod reviews
Charlie Wood is your average diligent Hogwarts student and your decent Quidditch player. Is she Oliver Wood's half-blood cousin? Nope. Not even close. With that sweet face, how could they say that she destroyed a muggle village?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Harry P., OC
Under My Spell by acciothedemigod reviews
AU.Hermione auditions for Hogwarts, School of the Arts' variety show. Schemes start brewing. Faces in the crowd could be a friend or an enemy. Choose carefully, or maybe wait for your dark knight to save you. Let the auditions begin! Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Night by fiona249 reviews
Short, happy AU fic about Chuck and Blair randomly meeting one night at a bar, and where they go from there.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
You and I'll be Safe and Sound by BlueberryPapercuts reviews
The moonlight bathing the still, lifeless people made the scene more eerie. As much as the sight of it frightened him, Draco willed his legs to go faster. He must be with Hermione no matter what. He had to save her. He promised Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Silent Witness by psychoticphoenix reviews
Drabble-ish take on Rumplestiltskin and Belle's story from the perspective of one who knows about the broken pieces.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
a pleasant surprise by veniceinbandw reviews
Chuck is lost without her.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Frosted Cupcakes by MissChocklitMilk reviews
(warning: contains stupidity) A Humor Fanfic Challenge! Different than what I usually write. It's nearing 2012 and Luna Lovegood asks Ron and Ginny for help in a ritual asking Nargle deities to spare them from the end of the world. Includes bipolar Luna, and Harry in a burlap sack!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Twelfth Night by Ember Nickel reviews
Black Family Tree Challenge: Charis Black and Caspar Crouch meet on Twelfth Night of 1934.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Charis B. - Complete
Strawberries by MissChocklitMilk reviews
Hermione Granger likes strawberries. If Draco Malfoy also likes strawberries, does that mean they like each other? A very very short Dramione oneshot, the first of many in my Dramione Dorm-sharing Oneshot Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Like Gummi Worms, Don't You, Malfoy? A OneShot by MissChocklitMilk reviews
When Hermione receives a package from her parents containing the addictive Muggle Gummi Worms, things lead to another and ends with 37 people pouring in the Heads' Common Room expecting to witness the most intense shag session of all Hogwarts. PG13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I feel it, too by mew-tsubaki reviews
Drabble. Arthur, Lucius, and a cauldron full of books. Epilogue compliant. NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Lucius M., Arthur W. - Complete
I'm So Sorry, Hermione by Salver reviews
We're in a rough. It can't end like this. I'm sorry A one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Heart Stew by SkyeElf reviews
Lysander's been avoiding Victoire, but come Christmas, he can't... And how the hell does Uncle Harry know?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Lysander S., Victoire W. - Complete
Sour Heart Stew by SkyeElf reviews
He was truly an idiot for mentioning Medea... What was he trying to accomplish, mentioning the gorgon lookalike? M&MWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Lysander S., Victoire W. - Complete
Bitter heart stew by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&MWP. Oneshot. Victoire, Lysander, and a chat about a girl. —unrequited Vicsander. Mention if used, thx. *SkyeElf kindly wrote 2 companion fics to this, called "Sour Heart Stew" & "Sweet Heart Stew"*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Victoire W., Lysander S. - Complete
My Gift is My Song by BlueberryPapercuts reviews
"Pansy Parkinson," he said, now stepping down from the platform, weaving through the tables towards her. "That night, during the Yule Ball. You've become the most beautiful thing to me. I knew, that at that moment... I fell in love with you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Parody by MissChocklitMilk reviews
A parody of the first book. Hogwarts staff elope, Dumbledore gets punched in the face, Harry is sheltered in Hagrid's beard...what? T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Live On! by fancyacupofsanjitea reviews
His eye twitched. Lucius turned his head to look at the bushy-haired girl beside the blood traitors. "And you must be Miss Granger. Yes, Draco's told me all about you." What DID Draco tell him? A parody born from one of my insomnia days. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daughters by movingstaircase reviews
Draco and Hermione Malfoy have two children. They grow up so fast. One-shot. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hey, Listen by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&WMP. Drabble. Victoire's got a few things to say to Lysander, but perhaps it's better if this letter never reaches him... Mention if used, thx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Victoire W., Lysander S. - Complete
The Art of Drowning by fiona249 reviews
Sometimes, it's easiest to drown. To just let the whole world go. Blair Waldorf is just finding this out. Pre-series, mentions of bulimia and depression. One-shot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Blair - Complete
Just You by Rhiose reviews
Yuki loves Kaname but is uncertain of whether it is fully reciprocated. At the same time, Ichijou begins to feel something for Yuki. What is it? Is it just purely servitude or more than that? This one-shot is set before Yuki's true form is revealed.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Takuma I., Yuki C. - Complete
To Master or Not to Master by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&MWP. Freeverse. FOR MORGHEN! Crack!fic, blame Mor. 1st KREACHER/GIANT SQUID! Kreacher could feel nothing for anyone other than Regulus...maybe. Mention if used,t hx. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kreacher, Giant Squid - Complete
All I See Is A Flood Of Regret by mew-tsubaki reviews
Freeverse. My first Lily/Severus, though one-sided. Snape will never be able to live down working for the Dark Lord. We all know it. He kicked himself so much... R&R, please and thanks! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Am Strong by mtwordsr reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS! Katniss and Peeta explain to their daughter about everything. They tell her the story, they show her the book, and they share how they can stand it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,553 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Mistakes were made by TwistedSky reviews
AliciaGeorge, but Alicia is pregnant with Fred's baby. One night of drunken mistakes may have ruined Alicia's chances at ever being with the oblivious George. No longer on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
This Is The Way You Left Me by Morghen reviews
Pieces. She had handed him back his heart and he had had to cup his hands together to prevent the pieces from falling to the floor." This was done for xxx-angelin-xxx's Rose/Scorpius challenge in HPFC. Reviews are highly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Quick Escape by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Eileen Prince cannot stand Abraxas Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Eileen P., Abraxas M. - Complete
Good Evening, Mr Spinnet by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Now that George and Alicia are a couple, they have to endure a challenging task: meeting Alicia's parents! Harmless fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2006 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete