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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fairy Tail, Kane Chronicles, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.
My name is Lindsay, I am 17, and I am a huge art nerd. I'm friendly so feel free to PM me, I don't bite! (Much)
-Percy Jackson/Everything Rick Riordan
-Throne of Glass
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Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HELL AM I?
We are the people our parents warned us about.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead..
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
If the music's too loud...you're too old
When life throws you lemons...YOU THROW THE LEMONS IN LIFE'S FACE AND DEMAND FOR CUPCAKES!!! >:D
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COPY AND PAST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJO books