Author has written 9 stories for Hey Arnold.
UGH! Starting over, yet AGAIN. Probably the most permanent change.
Name: Classified. Seriously, my mom would KILL me.
Age: 17 NOW! I can't believe I'm almost an adult...I still don't have my license. :/
Gender: "Really?" (That lion from Madagascar 3) You are seriously asking that? Take a wild guess. "I'M A GIRL!" (Helga P., Hey Arnold!)
Grade: 11th now...Class of 2K16 The hardest year...
Nationality: African-American (which means...I can't be racist...or can I? :)
Town: Wouldn't YOU like to know... O>O
State: NJ HOMIES! (JK) but really, it's New Jersey.
Date of Birth: November 30, '97 (at least that's what the certificate says...)
Date of Death: Preferably 200 years after date of birth :)
Likes: so many things, I'll sort them
Food: Spaghetti w/meatballs, pizza (beef and bacon, please), gum, nerds (who doesn't?), Hershey kisses, etc
TV Shows (Animated): Hey Arnold! (doi!), Sabrina's Secret Life, Sabrina The Animated Series, Gravity Falls (good yet creepy), most '90's TV shows and others I can't remember right now.
TV Shows (Live-Action): Alien Surf Girls (cliche, I digress), SOME Degrassi, H2O
Movies: Halloweentown series, Twitches & Twitches Too (go Twitches, go Twitches, it's your birthday...ok, stopping!), Easy A, some other stuff
General: cooking, baking, candy (who doesn't!) sleeping, going to school (*le gasp* but it's true...at times)
Food: Plantains (yuk!)
TV Shows: Good Luck Charlie (no offense, but do we NEED another baby?), Jersey Shore (too. much. drama.)
My siblings at times. (Hard to love all 3 of them when they bother you all day)
The dentist (OW!)
The New Winx Club (Nick fuckin' ruined it! :'''()
General: My mattress, some others.
About Fanfiction & Me
I've always had a knack for vocabulary and the world around me (My mom says I knew colors and shapes at 1yo) and writing short stories of my own for fun since I was maybe 6 or 7.
I like to experiment with things, especially stories. Like mixing a bit of different other show (Hannah Montana, for example) and seeing how it could work on main characters in Hey Arnold!
I love electronics and anything to do with them.
I'd say I'm a fast reader. At least, I finish books faster than my classmates. (Spoiler Alert Alarm needed for me)
Believe it or not, I don't plan on being a writer one day. Ok, maybe one day, but later in life. Like 40 or 50 when I've done all the things I want to do first. An astronaut and First female president.
Maybe I can post something on Fiction Press one day. But for now, writing stories on a pre scripted storyline works for me.
Summer of Love and Math: Olga comes home the summer after Helga's 8th grade to help teach anyone who wants to take Algebra I (in summer school) and go on to Geometry 9 in September. Helga, being in all honors classes, is forced to come along. Then a football headed boy comes along, and well, things get crazy! -ON HOLD!, PLEASE-
Part Time Agent, Part Time Kid, Full Time Crushed: Based a bit off Kim Possible & the 'Married' episode (Helga's dream). Helga needs another way to make some money after Bob cut off her allowance, and w/ Phoebe's help, she puts up an Ad for odd jobs. After an accidental hit, Phoebe's secret, and a football headed boy, the three could be the next undercover agents.
Operation Pink Bow: Complete. An epilogue completed and up now. Wasn't it fluffy? :D
Friends: Coming soon...
The Secret Life Of Helga Pataki: Based off of Hannah Montana a bit. Don't judge the story till you read it.
The Bet: Complete. A short, fluffy, suspenseful 5-shot I worked on in the summer. Maybe a sequel will be added.
A Deadly Affair: The only one-shot I've written so far. Won't be like that for long.
A Million Raindrops: Title has 98% irrelevance to actual story. A crappy, depressing one-shot songfic of mine. Don't read it, it's crap.
I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine: My first fluffy one-shot that I could say is cute. But you'll have to read it to find out for sure! :)
Hillwood Faires: Based a bit off Winx Club a little bit. You need to read it to really understand what's going on. It's a bit dark. It'll end well, I promise. On hiatus!
Arnold & Helga (Main)
Gerald & Phoebe (beta couple but still rockin')
Updates: I try to update stuff at least once or twice a month, or whenever I'm not too busy. Freshman year is the hardest so far! Sorry if I take too long, I'm not dead, just busy. That or a case of writer's block.
You may have noticed sometimes I update 3 days in a row. That, my friends, is because I have no idea when I will update again.
Update Length: I've been improving from around 700/800/900 words per chapter to about 1000/1500/2000 max words per chapter. I even had one chapter 3,000-something words. Quite an improvement, If I do say so myself.
I apologize if that still seems short to everyone. I'm doing my best, really! The curse of being a fast reader is probably being a slow typer (at least for me).
Spelling Mistakes: I try not to make them, sorry if I do. Proofreading school was not available for me so I think I miss some errors (or a lot of them) when I DO check, let alone when I don't.
Reviewing: I review on stuff I like, or whatever I think could use some improvement. I try not to be harsh on anyone, sorry if it seems that way. Let me know and I'll apologize! :)
Reviews On MY Stuff: Please be nice as no one likes nasty reviews. First time, I'll let it slide. Second, I write back/delete the comment. Third, I block you/report you. There's a fine line b/w 'constructive' and 'insulting'.
(That or I might be overly sensitive)
7/23- Also, I don't like being badgered for updates.
And don't write nasty stuff and not login or sign your name. Anonymous reviews were not created for that. (The same reason why I have a 36 hr moderation window) THAT's cowardly. If you want to say something, don't hide behind the internet.
Review Honors: And as I thank everyone constantly, a list of EVERYONE who's reviewed (and I mean EVERYONE) gets put on the honors list about every 5 chapters or so and at the end of the story (final chapter/epilogue). Just my way of saying, "Thanks for reviewing this crap of mine."
More stuff from my post adolescent mind coming your way soon, so stop creeping! :)
"Move it, football head!"- Helga Pataki, Hey Arnold!
"The future is in the past!"- Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls
Introducing...Fun w/Copy & Pasties! Taken from CMW2's profile
Stereotypes...bold the ones YOU are if you choose to copy/paste this! :)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (No way, compadre.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(Kool Aid, yes. Fried Chicken...maybe?)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Nope, but i am working on that.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf?!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(*sigh* working on that)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(*scoffs* yeah right)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Hell no.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (One time in 5th grade and you're branded for life)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like fire so I MUST be a crazy arsonist
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Update(s): Nov 2, 2012 (Friday), 11/3, 11/5, 11/17, 11/30 (my b-day!), 12/10, 12/26, 1/1 (Happy New Years!), 5/31 (Damn, haven't been here in a while.)7/23- I'm back! ;) 5/6/14 (My god...almost 10 months...) 5/7, 5/27/15 (It's been over a year..)