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Author has written 6 stories for Fossil Fighters, MySims, and Terraria.
AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NOT DEAD! :D
Anyway, as far as being little to no activity for the past couple years, I hit a rut that took me a awhile to get out, and even now I trouble just sitting down and writing. The main thing I want y'all to understand is the reason why I used to update so often and so fast was because it was all I ever really did. Now I have other things I do, I play different games, I draw, I work on original stories. I've also entered college now as well, so I have to keep up with that.
Another thing to remember is that, like I said, writing is all I used to do when I had free time. Doing something that often for as long as did, you will burn out, lose interest, and not do it for awhile. I have started writing more recently, which is a start toward gaining re-motivation.
AS FAR AS STORIES GO:
Red, the Kid of Adventure: I'm honestly not sure. I sat down to work on it about a year ago and I couldn't think of of where to pick up or how to start it off, and in truth, the idea of finishing it upsets me. This is the first story I've put a major amount of work and thought into, I spent hours writing it, and it's given me joy and happiness through school. Granted, it would be good for me to finish it, for y'all and myself, but right now I'm not sure when any writing with it'll take place.
To Rebuild a Kingdom: I've been working on the next chapter, and I have gone back and started doing edits to early chapters, namely fixing grammar and some other things. When this will be updated next, I'm not sure.
Please note: These are the only stories I plan on continuing. However, I do have others that I plan on trying to write. What these are, I'll not say for now, as I don't want to get your hopes up, and then decide not to. These will be written all at once, then updated regularly (as long as nothing happens to prevent me for updating them).
I do appreciate the support and love y'all have expressed for my work, don't ever doubt that. However, if y'all notice some missing, I have taken those down of my own accord, as middle school me was...something. My writing has changed since then, and it feel awkward going back and reading what I wrote during that time. Like looking at embarrassing childhood pictures; does that make sense?
Anyways, thank you for reading, and have a good day!
Hello everybody! I'm Magma Red, (as the pen name told you) and I live to write! :D As well as to play Minecraft, Skyrim, and FF & FFC. If you leave a hateful review on one of my stories, I will just smile, amused, and think: Hater. Why? Because there are a lot more people who like my stories, so if one person hates them, that does not mean I should get down because of it. Not everyone will love me in my life, and I will accept that. You'll have to answer to my Father in Heaven for why you hated his child.
My Favorite Characters
Fossil Fighters: Doctor Diggins
Fossil Fighters Champions: Joe Wildwest (He's so much fun to torment XD)
Skyrim: The Greybeards
Minecraft:...Well, there's no characters to really be a fan of.
...Uh... That's all I got... :/
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12. King Dynal
1) Have you ever written about ten/six? (Have you ever written about Rosie/Duna)
In a love triangle with Red, so yeah.
2) Do you think number five is hot?(Do you think Pauleen is hot?)
She's not hot, she's adorable. :D
3) What would happen if twelve and seven started going out? (Whet would happen if King Dynal and Joe started going out?)
NO. Just...JUST NO.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Can you recall any fics about Holt?)
Uhm...By himself, no, but he's in a lot of stories.
5) Do one and eight make a good couple? (Do Xavia and Sarisa make a good couple?)
No. They have a sisterly relationship with each other - at some points Sarisa's a bit more motherly - but, no. They great friends though! :D
6) Two/six or two/ten? (Rupert/Rosie or Rupert/Duna?)
Neither. Rupert's only got eyes for Xavia.
7) What would happen if two walked in on eleven and five making out? (What would happen if Rupert walked in on Raptin and Pauleen making out?)
He'd freeze, stand there awkwardly, then freak out, followed by fainting.
8) Would four/one make a good story? (Would Todd/Xavia make a good story?)
Not a slash story, but Todd would mess with one of Xavia's inventions, sending him and her to another universe where they have to get back kinda story.
9) Is there such thing as five/seven fluff? (Is there such a thing as Joe/Pauleen fluff?)
NO. Joe would have to be thirteen years younger for that to have a chance of working, but Pauleen loves Todd, so that still wouldn't work.
10) Suggest a title for a four/two hurt/comfort short story? (Suggest a title for a Todd/Rupert hurt/comfort short story?)
Uhm...I guess Todd finds out a sad story from Rupert's past before him and his father started getting along maybe? So...a good title would probably be "Memories Best Left Forgotten".
11) Do any of your friends write stories about two? (Do any of your friends write stories about Rupert?)
Yep! :D Chi-Chan wrote a one-shot with him in it!
12. Do any of your friends write or draw eleven? (Do any of your friends draw Raptin?)
I don't know. But I have acquaintances who do.
13) Would any of your friends write a short story about two/seven/three? (Would any of your friends write a short story about Rupert/Joe/Red?)
Um...Maybe. Not too sure. -3-
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (If you wrote a Song-fic about Sarisa, what song would you choose?)
Well, probably either Hold Me, Walkin' on Sunshine, or that one that goes like: "And a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down".
15) If you had a theme song for two, what might it be? (If you had a theme song for Rupert, what might it be?)
Probably Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday. Except for that one word...
16) If you wrote a nine/three/one short story, what would the warning be? (If you wrote a Holt/Red/Xavia short story, what would the warning be?)
WARNING: Lots of pwning bad guys, epic self defence moves, bros hugging, and randomness. It is advised that you wear 'Epicness Shielding Glasses' to keep you from being blinded by this story. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
17) 2 and 1 are in a happy relationship until 2 runs off with 3. After 10 dumps 4 for 11, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 7. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search for a friend. Finally, 1 meets 8 and 6. The three loners meet 12, who tells each of them to look for love. 8 finds 3, 1 gets 5, but now 2 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 10 and 9. (Rupert and Xavia are happy in a relationship until Rupert runs off with Red. After Duna dumps Todd for Raptin, Todd gets upset and retaliates by dating Joe. Alone and broken-hearted, Xavia travels in search for a friend. Finally, Xavia meets Sarisa and Rosie. The three loners meet King Dynal, who tells each of them to look for love. Sarisa finds Red, Xavia gets Pauleen, but now Rupert is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Duna and Holt.)
Oh dear goodness...Firstly, Rupert would NEVER dump Xavia, especially since he truly loves her and he'd hate himself if he hurt her, and Red and Rosie are in love, Duna and Raptin are already a couple, Todd and Pauleen love each other, Sarisa is the apple of Joe's eye, and Holt is forever alone in this case.
18) What would be a good title for this?
One Messed Up Dream
19) How would you feel if two/one was canon? (How would you feel if Rupert/Xavia was canon?)
Uhm...I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'canon' but if you mean an official couple, then, I would be a happy child. :D
20) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (Todd jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, Rupert, Duna, or Joe?)
I'm positive I could hold my own against Todd, but Duna would come rescue me I guess. Then, we'd go get cupcakes. :3 But, Joe would be cooler, 'cause then I'd get to hug him, he'd hug me back, we'd stand there for a bit, then I'd take his hat and get away on my Coatlus.
21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back? (Holt murder's Rupert's best friend. What does Rupert do to get back?)
Well, Rupert's best friend would probably be Xavia, and she could take Holt down fast than a human can blink, so Rupert would probably yell at him for trying to hurt Xavia.
22) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (Everyone gangs up on Red. Does he stand a chance?)
Yep! He'd take down the guys, but he can't hit Todd, so he'd paralyze him, do the same with the gals since he just can't hit a girl, but then he'd have to go against Xavia, in which he'd get PWNED.
23) Everyone is invited to 2 and 9's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (Everyone is invited to Rupert and Holt's wedding except for Sarisa. How does Sarisa react?) Okay, first of all, NO. JUST, NO. And, again, Rupert only has eyes for Xavia, but Sarisa wouldn't be bothered. She'd stay home and read a book. :D
24) 5 and 9 get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (Pauleen and Holt get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?)
I wait till they pass out, take them outside and duck tape them to the wall, then draw on their faces with a sharpie, take pictures and then text them to all my pals.
25) 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 1. Who does 3 choose? (Red has to marry either Sarisa, Todd, or Xavia. Who does he choose?)
None of them. He marries Rosie instead.
26) What is your reason to kill 5? (What is your reason to kill Pauleen?) I don't have one, so I won't.
27)You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (You had a haircut and Joe can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?)
Well, I'd be fangirling over it, then realize he thinks I'm a stalker since I'd get my hair cut to look just like his.
28)Number 8 thinks they'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell them? (Sarisa thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?)
I'd tell her to march right up to Joe, give him a great big kiss on the lips, then walk off, and a few hours later, call him and ask him out on a date.
29)You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react? (You spot Duna kissing Xavia. How do you react?)
NO. JUST, NO. So, if by some miracle that did happen, I'd throw up.
30)Could 1 and 2 be soulmates? (Could Xavia and Rupert be soul mates?)
YEEEEEES! :D :D :D :D :D YES, YES, YES, YEEEEES! :D :D :D :D
31) 4 announced they're going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Todd announced they're going to marry Holt tomorrow?)
Holt would not agree, and NO.
32) What do 6 and 7 have in common? (What do Rosie and Joe have in common?)
They're both rich, Fossil Fighters, and...hm...
33) All of the sudden, 2 and 8 get into a fist fight! Who’ll win? (All of a sudden, Rupert and Sarisa get into a fist fight! Who'll win?)
But...but...Why? Why would they get into a fist fight?! *starts crying*
34) Seven kidnaps two, and demands something from five for two’s release. What does seven demand? (Joe kidnaps Rupert, and demands something from Pauleen for Rupert's release. What does Joe demand?)
Hm...I got nothin'. :/
35) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger, and only one of them can live. Which one is it? (Rosie and Xavia are in mortal danger, and only one of them can live. Which one is it?)
Both. Xavia would pull out this super awesomely epic gadget that'd get both of them outta there.
36) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Todd invites Red and Sarisa to dinner at his house. What happens?)
Well, Red and Todd live together, so Red would make an AMAZING meal, Sarisa would come over, they'd eat, chat, Sarisa would thank them for the food and for having her over, then go home, allowing Red and Todd then to do something fun, but stupid.
37) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose Xavia or Rosie?)
XAVIA! :D She's got a vacation house, cabin on a wooded mountain, a HUUUUGE estate, beach house, and a house that's in a giant tree! :D :D :D
38) 2 and 7 are making out. 5 walks in...Their reaction? (Rupert and Joe are making out. Pauleen walks in...her reaction?)
NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST NO.
39) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? (You get to meet Xavia or Rosie. Who would you choose?)
XAVIA! She's so epically awesome! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
40) 9 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? (Holt gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?)
Everyone falls asleep. Including him.
41) 1 is trapped in a cave. 5 comes to rescue them. What happens?(Xavia is trapped in a cave. Pauleen comes to rescue her. What happens?)
Pauleen gets stuck and Xavia saves her, only to have Pauleen find out Xavia was collecting rocks for analysis from the cave and was perfectly fine. They then agree it never happened.
42) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? (Todd, Rosie, and Joe are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Sarisa walks in. What happens?)
She gladly joins them. :D
43) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? (Sarisa and Pauleen go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?)
They use their knowledge to get edible food.
44) 1, 3, 6, 7, and 9 are wearing dresses. How does 2, 4, 5 and 8 react? (Xavia, Red, Rosie, Joe, and Holt are all wearing dresses. How does Rupert, Todd, Pauleen and Sarisa react?)
Well, Rupert would be obsessing over Xavia and laughing at Red, Joe and Holt, Todd and Pauleen would be laughing at the guys, Sarisa would ignore everyone and give Xavia a death hug while squealing "YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!" and Red would be ignoring everyone and giving Rosie a hug because he thinks she's so cute.
45) What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night? (What would you do if Xavia woke you up in the middle of the night?)
Well, she'd probably be up due to nightmares, so I'd get Sarisa.
46) Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Todd announced he's going to marry Holt tomorrow?)
TODD! What about Pauleen?! And Holt would not agree to that.
47) Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Pauleen cooked you dinner?)
YAY! I get to try Digadig food! :D :D :D
48) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Rosie was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?)
I'd take a picture and send it to Red, who would then come over and watch her while she sleeps.
49) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Joe suddenly confessed to be part of your family?)
NOOOOOO! If he's part of my family I can't mar-- er, I mean...Yay! I'd take Ptera and scare my annoying classmates.
50) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Sarisa got into the hospital somehow?)
Well, duh, she works there. :P
51) Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Holt made fun of your friends?)
KICK 'EM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
52) Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Duna ignored you all the time?)
She's probably spending a lot of time with Raptin.
53) You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (You're on a vacation with Rupert and manage to break your leg. What does Rupert do?)
Gets out one of his vivos that has healing ablities.
54) It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (It's your birthday. What does Red get you?)
HE MAKES ME A TASTY CAKE. That is NOT a lie! :D
55) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (You're stuck in a house that on fire. What does Todd do?)
Uses his vivos to get us out.
56) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (You're about to do something that'll make you extremely embarrassed. What will Pauleen do?)
Talk me out of it.
57) You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (You're about to marry Duna. What's Xavia's reaction?)
She wakes me up from the nightmare.
58) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (You get dumped by someone. How will Joe cheer you up?)
RIDE ON PTERA. 8D
59) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (You compete in a tournament. How does Holt support you?)
60) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (You can't stop laughing. What will Duna do?)
Look at me like I'm crazy, or wonder what just went through my mind.
61) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Xavia is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?)
Guilt from the terrible past I gave her.
62) Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Rupert tells you about his deeply hidden love for Holt.)
I wake up screaming "NO!"
63) You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? (You're dating Red and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
I get to date Red?! :D That's awesome! And yes, we would get along. :D
64) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Todd loves Holt as well. What does that mean?)
I ate popcorn before bed. It gives me the most messed up dreams...
65) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Will Pauleen and Rosie ever kiss?)
NO. NO. NO. NO.
66) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Holt is too shy to face you and confesses his love by sending an email. Now what?)
I introduce him to Sinauria. XD
67) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (You notice that Red and Todd have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?)
WII SPORTS RESORT TORNAMENT! :D ...I want in! D:
68) Would 2 trust 5? (Would Rupert trust Pauleen?)
69) 1 and 2 are getting married. What's your reaction? (Xavia and Rupert)
YEEEEES! :D :D :D :D :D
70) You and your friends are laughing uncontrollably at something really stupid (as usual). What's 8's reaction? (Sarisa)
She asks what's so funny.
71) 12 and 1 walk in on 10 and 4. What do 12 and 1 say? (Dynal, Xavia, Duna and Todd)
They join them in playing video games. (You never said WHAT they were doing.)
72) What could 7 say to you that would make you really happy? (Joe)
Howdy, I'm the same age as you. Wanna go out?
73) 6 and 3, 2 and 1, 10 and 11, and 4 and 5 are all getting married at the same time. What do you do? (Rosie and Red; Rupert and Xavia; Duna and Raptin; Todd and Pauleen)
I attend and eat the whole cake. :D
74) Your annoying cousins who no longer get to be in your Author's Notes humiliate you in front of everyone. What does 3 do to cheer you up? (Red)
He takes me on an adventure. :D
75) 9 and 7 try to kill 3, 5, and 10. What do 2, 4, 8, 11, and 12 do? (Holt and Joe; Red, Pauleen ,and Duna; Rupert, Todd, Sarisa, King Dynal)
Well, Red can defend himself really good, so he'd be defending everyone else, Dynal and Duna would turn into Vivosaurs, Rupert, Todd and Pauleen would release their vivosaurs, and Sarisa would get Xavia, who'd break it all up.
76) 7 kidnaps 3 and demands something in ransom from 2. What? (Joe, Red, Rupert)
Fan girl repellent.
77) 10 and 4 start randomly making out. What does 8 do? (Duna and Todd; Sarisa)
Wakes up screaming.
78) 10 and 11 throw a huge-y party and invite everyone except 4 and 5. What does everybody do? (Duna and Raptin; Todd and Pauleen)
Well, Dynal would no doubt yell at Duna and Raptin for excluding Todd and Pauleen, who everyone else would be with parting with them so they didn't feel left out.
Favorite FF/FFC Stuff:
Favorite Non-Player Characters From FF: Dr. Diggins
Favorite Non-Player Characters From FFC: JOE WILDWEST, Rupert, Todd, Pauleen, and Prof. Scatterly
Favorite Villains From FF: For some reason, Snivels...I don't know why.
Favorite Villains From FFC: Don Boneyard
Favorite Vivosaurs/Favorite Super Evolved Vivosaurs: Spinax, Giga Spinax, Aeros, Teffla, Galgragon ( I think I spelled that right...)
Favorite Boneysaur: B-Lambeo I guess.
Favorite Zombiesaur: Z-Rex
Favorite Funny Scene From FF: When Snivels buried McJunker's tools, meeting Nick Nack, and meeting Woolbeard.
Favorite Funny Scene From FFC: Todd messing up the pickup line, Todd's and Pauleen's reactions to Princess Pooch being a K9, and...oh, Joe tripping over his own feet.
Favorite Scary scenes From FF: When Duna turns out to be an alien, Rosie gets turned into a triconodonta, Raptin activates the main idol-comp, when Guhnash is coming, and when Bullwort turned out to be the BB Bandit leader.
Favorite Scary Scene From FFC: When I first saw Don B, Joe turning out to be ZZ, ZZ raising his castle (I FREAKED OUT), and ZZ going into Zombiesaur mode.
Favorite Funny Names From FF: Nick Nack and Woolbeard
Favorite Funny Name From FFC: Rockin' Billy
Favorite Sad Moment From FF:When Rosie got kidnapped and lost her memory.
Favorite Sad Moment From FFC: When Todd stands up for you, and hearing about Rupert's past.
Favorite BB Group: BareBones
Favorite Music from FF: Don't know...
Favorite Music from FFC: Don't know...
Favorite Quote from FF: "On an island filled with people trained to dig up buried objects, they will never find them" -Vivian
Favorite Quote from FFC: "But this body is old...and smelly." -ZZ. (Ya gotta love how random the last part is.)
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If you saw the random word withing all the empty space, pat yourself on the back! :D
You are a fan of Gravity Falls when someone says: "...double dipper."
"Dipper's cloning himself again?!"
"Quick! Get water or soda!"
"He's getting in his own way again..."
"Grunkle Stan must be throwing another party."
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here is how it works:
Opening Credits: "King of Anything" by Sara Bareilles (Not bad.)
Waking Up: "It's a Beautiful Day" by Michael Buble (Wow. This is perfect! :D)
First Day at School: "Firework" by Katy Perry (The perfect song for going into a situation like this! :D You're making me proud, iPod!)
Making Your New Best Friend: "Home" by Phillip Phillip (Seriously...This is going great!)
Falling In Love: "I Think I Love You" by The Partidge Family (...I think my iPod knows what's going on.)
Breaking Up: "The Harold Song" by Ke$ha (Minus the "I miss your white sheets",that's...this is getting creepy.)
Prom: "All for Love" by Bryan Adams (...My iPod can read minds. ._.')
Graduation: "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson (PERFECT! :D)
Life's Okay: "Soak Up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow (I'm staring to wonder how to react to these...)
Death Of A Close Friend: "If I Die Young" by The Band Perry (This is just spooky...)
Mental Breakdown: "What's My Age Again?" by Blink-182 (...Seriously. Spooky...)
Driving: "Life Is a Highway" from Cars (...I'm about to freak out.)
Wedding Scene:"Wanted" by Hunter Hayes (LOVE THIS SONG! :D :D :D)
Car Accident: (slow motion) "Leaving Earth" from Mass Effect 3 (Again, all it requires is slow mo.)
Final Battle:"Revenge" by TryHardNinja (YEEEEES! :D :D :D :D :D :D)
Death Scene: "I'm Already There" by Lonestar (I would at this point...If I wasn't dying.)
Funeral Song:"A Thousand Years" feat. The Piano Guys (...My iPod is creeping me out...)
End Credits: "100 Years" by Five for Fighting (I love this song... :'( )
Your Guy Side!
You love hoodies. THEY'RE AWESOME!
Your Girl Side!
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. NO.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. (This is so sad because it’s true.)
I believe that homosexuality is wrong. I do not hate homosexual persons, but hate the sexual act that homosexuals perform because we believe that it is morally wrong (in the same way, I do not hate adulterers but hate the act of adultery). I believe that homosexuality is a sin, causes harm to others and society in general, and it causes harm to ones self, body and soul.
I believe God defines marriage in the Bible between one man, and one woman.
I know that I will offend many people with my view on this, but I believe that silence on this issue is a form of acceptance or cowardice. I will never accept homosexual relationships and behavior, no matter what the majority, the government or the world says, because we must obey God rather than man.
My name is Molly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Molly
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
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Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them (and I know a few).
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Normal people worry me.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I blame my attitude on videogames
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
Row faster, I hear Banjo Music
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Tired of living and scared of dying
Scared to remember, terrified to forget
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
Some people say that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
Well, they're right.
Take polar bear liver for example. If you eat a teaspoon of it, you will die from Vitamin A poisoning.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
If you, for no reason whatsoever, wanted to dress up like a bush, sit in the park perfectly still and wait for people to pass by so you could jump out and scare them, copy and paste this to your profile.
If one year for Halloween, you considered the idea of putting on a suit and tie and saying "I'm the president of the State of Confusion", when people asked you who you were, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want to visit Sweater Town, copy and paste this to your profile.
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and wish you could make it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.
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During the song Hellfire from Disney's the Hunchback of Notredame, this is what was going on in the minds of the guards outside:
Guard 1: ...Do you hear that?"
Guard 2: ...Oui, is Master Frollo...singing?
Guard 1: ...I think so...but where the music coming from?
Guard 2: I'm more worried on how an entire choir is fit in there...
Guard 1: ...Is...Is he singing about that gypsy?
Guard 2: I think so...
Guard 1: ...Why isn't he a singer? Or song writer?
Guard 2: I don't know.
Guard 1: Here comes a messenger...
Guard 2: What's the message?
Guard 1: ...She's gone.
Guard 2: The gypsy?
Guard 1: Oui.
Guard 2: I'm not going in there.
Guard 1: Well I'm not! He'd be enraged if his singing was interrupted!
Guard 2: Quartz, Parchment, Shears?
Guard 1: ...Fine.
Guard 2: One, two, three!
Guard 1: Shears beats parchment!
Guard 2: Ugh, FINE.
knocks on door, delivers message*
Frollo: But how, I...Never mind. Get out, you idiot.
Guard 2: Well, he took that better than-
Frollo: I'll find her if I have to burn all of Paris!
Guard 1: So?
Guard 2: He's going to burn all of Paris.
Guard 1: Whaaat? It could be THAT ba-
Frollo: HELLFIRE! Darkfire...
Guard 2: ...Well, this isn't going to be pretty.
Person 2: Okay!
Person 1: A man walks into a bar. What is the first thing he says?
Person 2: Gimme a beer?
Person 1: No. He says "Ow."
A trucker walks into a dinner. He goes up to the counter and orders: A soda, a hamburger, and a slice of apple pie. Just as he is about to eat his lunch, three bikers drive up and walk into the dinner. One of the bikers walks over and grabs the hamburger, he then proceeds to take a huge bite out of it, the second guzzles down his soda, and the third eats his apple pie. The trucker doesn't say anything to the bikers, he just gets up with a shrug, pays his bill and leaves. After he's driven away, the bikers congratulate each other on being so bad. "He ain't much of a man, is he?" one of the bikers snicker. The cashier, who overheard them, pauses and looks over at them from the front counter. "He's not much of a driver either. He just backed his eighteen wheeler over three motorcycles."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Repost this if you truly believe in God.If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile
A wise dragon once said:
"Which is better: to be born good, or to over come your evil nature with great effort?"
And a wise person once said:
"Deeds are fruits, words are leaves."
"Nothing is easy to the unwilling."
"The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it."
"A true champion believes in themselves when no one else does."
"Difficulties make you a jewel."
"What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger."
"When you die, make others cry because you left something behind not because they lost something."
"If you are hiding, don't light a fire."
"If you can't bite, better not show your teeth."
"If you don't see the bottom, don't wade."
"Live life to the fullest because you may not have it tomorrow."
"Live your own life, for you will die your own death."
"Seize the day."
"The only real test in life is to conquer your fears."
"Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield."
"Ambition is a good servant but a bad master."
"Go for it."
"What one hopes for is always better than what one has."
"A hand ready to hit, may cause you great trouble."
"A man in a passion, rides a mad horse."
"A quarrelsome man has no good neighbours."
"Anger is a short madness."
"Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it."
"Anger is one letter short of danger."
"Clouds gather before a storm."
"Don't get your back up."
"Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper."
"Fire in the heart sends smoke into the head."
"Hard words break no bones."
"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."
"If you kick a stone in anger you will hurt your foot."
"Postpone today's anger until tomorrow."
"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd take warning."
"The anger of the prudent never shows."
"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."
"A beautiful thing is never perfect."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"Beauty is only skin deep."
"Do not dissect a rainbow. In other words, do not destroy a beautiful phenomenon by overanalyzing it."
"If you foolishly ignore beauty, then you will soon find yourself without it."
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Poetry moves heaven and earth."
"See life through an artist's eye."
"The eyes are the windows of the soul."
"The fall of a leaf is a whisper to the living."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."