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Joined 03-07-12, id: 3794677, Profile Updated: 05-10-17
Author has written 7 stories for Fossil Fighters, MySims, Terraria, and Long Dark.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NOT DEAD! :D

Anyway, as far as being little to no activity for the past couple years, I hit a rut that took me a awhile to get out, and even now I trouble just sitting down and writing. The main thing I want y'all to understand is the reason why I used to update so often and so fast was because it was all I ever really did. Now I have other things I do, I play different games, I draw, I work on original stories. I've also entered college now as well, so I have to keep up with that.

Another thing to remember is that, like I said, writing is all I used to do when I had free time. Doing something that often for as long as did, you will burn out, lose interest, and not do it for awhile. I have started writing more recently, which is a start toward gaining re-motivation.

I do appreciate the support and love y'all have expressed for my work, don't ever doubt that. However, if y'all notice some missing, I have taken those down of my own accord, as middle school me was...something. My writing has changed since then, and it feel awkward going back and reading what I wrote during that time. Like looking at embarrassing childhood pictures; does that make sense?

Anyways, thank you for reading, and have a good day!

AS FAR AS STORIES GO:

Please note: These are the only stories I plan on continuing. However, I do have others that I plan on trying to write. What these are, I'll not say for now, as I don't want to get your hopes up, and then decide not to. These will be written all at once, then updated regularly (as long as nothing happens to prevent me for updating them).

Red, the Kid of Adventure: Red is a runaway kid who dreams of becoming the greatest Fossil Fighter the world has ever seen. He will take challenges head-on, make life-long friends, and do and see somethings NOBODY saw coming. Not even him!

I do not know when this will be updated next.

To Rebuild a Kingdom: Terraria. An abandoned island home to the crumbling ruins of a once mighty kingdom, destroyed by the shrouded darkness of evil. Now forgotten from the memory of man, an emotionless pariah seeks to re-build the kingdom, restoring it to the former glory it had, and defend it from anything that would see to it's destruction. Easier with in the mind, but no one said it would be so...

This will be updated the 23rd of each month.

COMING SOON:

Nothing. I have nothing right now.


Hello everybody! I'm Magma Red, (as the pen name told you) and I live to write! :D As well as to play Minecraft, Skyrim, and FF & FFC. If you leave a hateful review on one of my stories, I will just smile, amused, and think: Hater. Why? Because there are a lot more people who like my stories, so if one person hates them, that does not mean I should get down because of it. Not everyone will love me in my life, and I will accept that. You'll have to answer to my Father in Heaven for why you hated his child.


My Favorite Characters

Fossil Fighters: Doctor Diggins

Fossil Fighters Champions: Joe Wildwest (He's so much fun to torment XD)

Skyrim: The Greybeards

Minecraft:...Well, there's no characters to really be a fan of.


FAVORITE PAIRINGS

RedXRosie

Dr.DigginsXWendy

RupertXDina

ToddXPauleen

RaptinXDuna

...Uh... That's all I got... :/


READ MY FANFICS!


Hmmm...


What else...?


Favorite FF/FFC Stuff:

Favorite Non-Player Characters From FF: Dr. Diggins

Favorite Non-Player Characters From FFC: JOE WILDWEST, Rupert, Todd, Pauleen, and Prof. Scatterly

Favorite Villains From FF: For some reason, Snivels...I don't know why.

Favorite Villains From FFC: Don Boneyard

Favorite Vivosaurs/Favorite Super Evolved Vivosaurs: Spinax, Giga Spinax, Aeros, Teffla, Galgragon ( I think I spelled that right...)

Favorite Boneysaur: B-Lambeo I guess.

Favorite Zombiesaur: Z-Rex

Favorite Funny Scene From FF: When Snivels buried McJunker's tools, meeting Nick Nack, and meeting Woolbeard.

Favorite Funny Scene From FFC: Todd messing up the pickup line, Todd's and Pauleen's reactions to Princess Pooch being a K9, and...oh, Joe tripping over his own feet.

Favorite Scary scenes From FF: When Duna turns out to be an alien, Rosie gets turned into a triconodonta, Raptin activates the main idol-comp, when Guhnash is coming, and when Bullwort turned out to be the BB Bandit leader.

Favorite Scary Scene From FFC: When I first saw Don B, Joe turning out to be ZZ, ZZ raising his castle (I FREAKED OUT), and ZZ going into Zombiesaur mode.

Favorite Funny Names From FF: Nick Nack and Woolbeard

Favorite Funny Name From FFC: Rockin' Billy

Favorite Sad Moment From FF:When Rosie got kidnapped and lost her memory.

Favorite Sad Moment From FFC: When Todd stands up for you, and hearing about Rupert's past.

Favorite BB Group: BareBones

Favorite Music from FF: Don't know...

Favorite Music from FFC: Don't know...

Favorite Quote from FF: "On an island filled with people trained to dig up buried objects, they will never find them" -Vivian

Favorite Quote from FFC: "But this body is old...and smelly." -ZZ. (Ya gotta love how random the last part is.)


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If you saw the random word withing all the empty space, pat yourself on the back! :D


You are a fan of Gravity Falls when someone says: "...double dipper."

You say/think:

"Dipper's cloning himself again?!"

"Quick! Get water or soda!"

"He's getting in his own way again..."

"Grunkle Stan must be throwing another party."


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here is how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool

Opening Credits: "King of Anything" by Sara Bareilles (Not bad.)

Waking Up: "It's a Beautiful Day" by Michael Buble (Wow. This is perfect! :D)

First Day at School: "Firework" by Katy Perry (The perfect song for going into a situation like this! :D You're making me proud, iPod!)

Making Your New Best Friend: "Home" by Phillip Phillip (Seriously...This is going great!)

Falling In Love: "I Think I Love You" by The Partidge Family (...I think my iPod knows what's going on.)

Breaking Up: "The Harold Song" by Ke$ha (Minus the "I miss your white sheets",that's...this is getting creepy.)

Prom: "All for Love" by Bryan Adams (...My iPod can read minds. ._.')

Graduation: "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson (PERFECT! :D)

Life's Okay: "Soak Up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow (I'm staring to wonder how to react to these...)

Death Of A Close Friend: "If I Die Young" by The Band Perry (This is just spooky...)

Mental Breakdown: "What's My Age Again?" by Blink-182 (...Seriously. Spooky...)

Driving: "Life Is a Highway" from Cars (...I'm about to freak out.)

Wedding Scene:"Wanted" by Hunter Hayes (LOVE THIS SONG! :D :D :D)

Car Accident: (slow motion) "Leaving Earth" from Mass Effect 3 (Again, all it requires is slow mo.)

Final Battle:"Revenge" by TryHardNinja (YEEEEES! :D :D :D :D :D :D)

Death Scene: "I'm Already There" by Lonestar (I would at this point...If I wasn't dying.)

Funeral Song:"A Thousand Years" feat. The Piano Guys (...My iPod is creeping me out...)

End Credits: "100 Years" by Five for Fighting (I love this song... :'( )


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. (This is so sad because it’s true.)


I believe that homosexuality is wrong. I do not hate homosexual persons, but hate the sexual act that homosexuals perform because we believe that it is morally wrong (in the same way, I do not hate adulterers but hate the act of adultery). I believe that homosexuality is a sin, causes harm to others and society in general, and it causes harm to ones self, body and soul.

I believe God defines marriage in the Bible between one man, and one woman.

I know that I will offend many people with my view on this, but I believe that silence on this issue is a form of acceptance or cowardice. I will never accept homosexual relationships and behavior, no matter what the majority, the government or the world says, because we must obey God rather than man.


My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them (and I know a few).

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Normal people worry me.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I blame my attitude on videogames

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

Row faster, I hear Banjo Music

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.


Some people say that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Well, they're right.

Take polar bear liver for example. If you eat a teaspoon of it, you will die from Vitamin A poisoning.


If you, for no reason whatsoever, wanted to dress up like a bush, sit in the park perfectly still and wait for people to pass by so you could jump out and scare them, copy and paste this to your profile.

If one year for Halloween, you considered the idea of putting on a suit and tie and saying "I'm the president of the State of Confusion", when people asked you who you were, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to visit Sweater Town, copy and paste this to your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and wish you could make it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

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During the song Hellfire from Disney's the Hunchback of Notredame, this is what was going on in the minds of the guards outside:

Guard 1: ...Do you hear that?"

Guard 2: ...Oui, is Master Frollo...singing?

Guard 1: ...I think so...but where the music coming from?

Guard 2: I'm more worried on how an entire choir is fit in there...

Guard 1: ...Is...Is he singing about that gypsy?

Guard 2: I think so...

Guard 1: ...Why isn't he a singer? Or song writer?

Guard 2: I don't know.

Guard 1: Here comes a messenger...

Guard 2: What's the message?

Guard 1: ...She's gone.

Guard 2: The gypsy?

Guard 1: Oui.

Guard 2: I'm not going in there.

Guard 1: Well I'm not! He'd be enraged if his singing was interrupted!

Guard 2: Quartz, Parchment, Shears?

Guard 1: ...Fine.

Guard 2: One, two, three!

Guard 1: Shears beats parchment!

Guard 2: Ugh, FINE.

knocks on door, delivers message*

Frollo: But how, I...Never mind. Get out, you idiot.

Guard 2: Well, he took that better than-

Frollo: I'll find her if I have to burn all of Paris!

Guard 1: So?

Guard 2: He's going to burn all of Paris.

Guard 1: Whaaat? It could be THAT ba-

Frollo: HELLFIRE! Darkfire...

Guard 2: ...Well, this isn't going to be pretty.



Person 1: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: A man walks into a bar. What is the first thing he says?

Person 2: Gimme a beer?

Person 1: No. He says "Ow."


A trucker walks into a dinner. He goes up to the counter and orders: A soda, a hamburger, and a slice of apple pie. Just as he is about to eat his lunch, three bikers drive up and walk into the dinner. One of the bikers walks over and grabs the hamburger, he then proceeds to take a huge bite out of it, the second guzzles down his soda, and the third eats his apple pie. The trucker doesn't say anything to the bikers, he just gets up with a shrug, pays his bill and leaves. After he's driven away, the bikers congratulate each other on being so bad. "He ain't much of a man, is he?" one of the bikers snicker. The cashier, who overheard them, pauses and looks over at them from the front counter. "He's not much of a driver either. He just backed his eighteen wheeler over three motorcycles."


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Repost this if you truly believe in God.If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile


A wise dragon once said:

"Which is better: to be born good, or to over come your evil nature with great effort?"

And a wise person once said:

"Deeds are fruits, words are leaves."

"Nothing is easy to the unwilling."

"The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it."

"A true champion believes in themselves when no one else does."

"Difficulties make you a jewel."

"What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger."

"When you die, make others cry because you left something behind not because they lost something."

"If you are hiding, don't light a fire."

"If you can't bite, better not show your teeth."

"If you don't see the bottom, don't wade."

"Live life to the fullest because you may not have it tomorrow."

"Live your own life, for you will die your own death."

"Seize the day."

"The only real test in life is to conquer your fears."

"Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield."

"Ambition is a good servant but a bad master."

"Go for it."

"What one hopes for is always better than what one has."

"A hand ready to hit, may cause you great trouble."

"A man in a passion, rides a mad horse."

"A quarrelsome man has no good neighbours."

"Anger is a short madness."

"Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it."

"Anger is one letter short of danger."

"Clouds gather before a storm."

"Don't get your back up."

"Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper."

"Fire in the heart sends smoke into the head."

"Hard words break no bones."

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."

"If you kick a stone in anger you will hurt your foot."

"Postpone today's anger until tomorrow."

"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd take warning."

"The anger of the prudent never shows."

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

"A beautiful thing is never perfect."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"Beauty is only skin deep."

"Do not dissect a rainbow. In other words, do not destroy a beautiful phenomenon by overanalyzing it."

"If you foolishly ignore beauty, then you will soon find yourself without it."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Poetry moves heaven and earth."

"See life through an artist's eye."

"The eyes are the windows of the soul."

"The fall of a leaf is a whisper to the living."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."


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Memories by Sallychan-Stories reviews
Jack defeated Aku, but lost Ashi in the final battle. Now in his own time, he is tormented by his memories of her. When one of Aku's lingering minions attacks him in the palace, Jack's hope for his own happiness returns; but his quests are never easy.
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/18 - [Jack, Ashi]
A Change of Pace by Pandamoniam reviews
Roleswap AU. It seemed that the continuation of the Caliosteo Cup relied on a vain hipster, a creepy rocker, and a ditsy hippie. Oh, and that weird green haired boy who liked pink that followed them around. Well, the tournament had been fun while it lasted...
Fossil Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,734 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Cole, Lester, Lola, Ryne
Until You Love Me by becsti reviews
I'm your biggest fan; I'll follow you until you love me. Wendy moves into the same apartment block as Edgeworth. Stalking ensues.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Miles E., Wendy O. - Complete
Good Intentions by Chidori Minami reviews
Their little family wanted only the best for each. But good intentions can still leave regret festering. My own spin on Rupert's backstory.
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Rupert - Complete
A Meal Gone Wrong by Kamkats reviews
When LeBeau runs out of ingredients, he makes a pot of not-so-good chili. Little does he know that it will affect his fellow POWs in more ways than one. My first HH fic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2015 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Things to go bump in the night by Alaylith reviews
Watson is alone in their flat, enjoying a silent night, until weird things happen and danger lurks in the darkness. Entry for Watson's Woes Challenge 26 (Ghost Story)
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Fossil Fighting Randomness by ilovedogs12 reviews
This is just a random story involving Fossil Fighters/Fossil Fighters Champions characters in different situations. Mostly FFC, with some FF. Contains, randomness, lots of the characters on a LOT of coffee, and Rupert getting attacked by a banana. Enjoy. :)
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 53,368 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012
Gravity Falls meets Facebook by HeartOfAKid reviews
Status updates, likes, comments, arguments... Facebook just got a little more interesting.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Fourth of July in Gravity Falls by Petchricor reviews
Mable and Dipper can't wait to watch the Gravity Falls firework show from the roof of the Mystery Shack. But their Great Uncle has one last surprise for them
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Dipper P., Grunkle Stan, Mabel P. - Complete
Between a Mother and Daughter by darksider45 reviews
Carlotta Valentia gets a gift she has not expected from a man, the Dragonborn, to help her keep her precious daughter, Mila, fed. She is shocked by the man's actions, and later, he does something that brings her closer to him. eventually, she never thought that she would end up in a place she only been once. Dragonborn/Carlotta pairing. Rated T for possible future language use.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Carlotta Valentia
Wildwest Family Reunion by JB Tarrant reviews
Family reunions: the time to get together with relatives you've probably seen once in your lifetime for a day or two then head to home and lose contact with the rarely seen family members. For Joe, he will have to head back to his home state of Texas and endure a weekend with a bunch of rowdy cowboys and rednecks. It's not like Joe was raised around these people. Oh, wait. He was.
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Joe Wildwest
Creepy love letters from Lil' Gideon by Lil ol Gravity Falls reviews
The love letters Gideon sends Mabel, which she throws away in Bottomless pit. Magidbeleon? Mabel still doesn't like Gideon, though. Mentions murder but nothing really bad. Oh my, OVER 21K VIEWS! I don't know what to say :) THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH :D xxx
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Mabel P., Gideon G. - Complete
Banished by nerdData reviews
When banished from her home and sent to the corrupted island of Terraria Violet must save what is left of this wasteland in order to have a chance to return home. But will she find more that justice in this strange place? Rated T cus im parinoid.
Terraria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - The Guide, The Player
Fossil Fighters Champions: One Chaotic Adventure by Chidori Minami reviews
Thanks to Magma Red, ShayminMarx, and Momoko Harukaze for inspiring me to create my own Fossil Fighters Champions replay. Dina is your average short-tempered Teen. That is, of course, until she and her Best Friend Todd Meet a Famous Fossil Fighter. Now she's in for the ride of her life!
Fossil Fighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,264 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Dina, Rupert
It's A Long Way To Limerick by Hummingbird2 reviews
A collection of random character based limericks.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
Underneath the Lamp Post by konarciq reviews
The prayer of an unknown camp guard.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Fossil Fighters: The Champions by ShayminMarx reviews
Dina dreams of being a champion Fossil Fighter, but when she enters the Caliosteo Cup, a mysterious gang of villans tries to crush everyone's dreams. Little does she know that her adventure will change her life forever. A RePlay of the second Fossil Fighters game! RupertXDina and ToddXPauleen.
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,349 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Dina, Rupert - Complete
Heartlessly Cursed by Mother-of-Monsters reviews
It takes a special heart to befriend a man cursed to be a sociopath. An interpretation of 'Beauty and the Beast' Rating may change in later chapters **Please do not redistribute my works to other sites such as goodreads or ebookstree without my express permission**
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,026 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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To Rebuild a Kingdom reviews
Terraria. An abandoned island home to the crumbling ruins of a once mighty kingdom, destroyed by the shrouded darkness of evil. Now forgotten from the memory of man, an emotionless pariah seeks to re-build the kingdom, restoring it to the former glory it had, and defend it from anything that would see to it's destruction. Easier with in the mind, but no one said it would be so...
Terraria - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,550 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 5/31/2014
A Dumb Idea I Had reviews
Title says it all.
Long Dark - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18 - Complete
Red, the Kid of Adventure reviews
Red is a runaway kid who dreams of becoming the greatest Fossil Fighter the world has ever seen. He will take challenges head-on, make life-long friends, and do and see somethings NOBODY saw coming. Not even him!
Fossil Fighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 487,382 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 3/9/2012
The Royal Acadamy reviews
When a mysterous girl shows up at the Royal Acadamy, Travis will feel something he has never felt before.
MySims - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012
A Night for Fun and Fright reviews
It's Halloween and you know what that means for Red and the gang! Going Trick or Treating only to have it go all wrong! While Red is partying with ghosts, the other will all have their own fun, one way or another. I do not own the song, Calling all the Monsters. Couples: ToddXPauleen, JoeXSarisa, Rupert&Xavia, while Red is forever alone, partying with ghosts. Happy Halloween y'all!
Fossil Fighters - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
TRUTH or DARE! reviews
Done by Greywing44 and Magma Red. When a ride on a boat goes to being in a game show for the entertainment of people in another universe, how will Red and the gang survive? Truths and Dares needed from you guys! ;
Fossil Fighters - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012
Fighters with Fossils reviews
Okay, First one-shot here! My version of Llamas with hats, except with Red and Todd. Contains no Spoilers for Red, the Kid of Adventure. Disclaimer: I do not own Fossil Fighters Champions or Llamas with hats. I do however own Red.
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Todd - Complete