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This has got to be one of the most clever

brainteasers I've seen in a while.

Someone out there either has too much

spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct )

DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADNT.

TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

On a Myer hairdryer:

"Do not use while sleeping."

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of

Chips:

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details

inside."

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body."

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after

taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction

accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head

colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for

this one:

On a child's superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable

you to fly".

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

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Immortality Suits You by FeastofDeath reviews
Instead of killing Hades' remaining children, Nico and Bianca Di Angelo, Poseidon convinces Zeus to make them immortal heirs to Olympus instead, as an alternative to stopping the prophecy from coming true. Forty years later, the same thing is done to runaway Thalia Grace and five years later, to a certain Percy Jackson who refuses to utter even a single word.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,002 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Avatar The Last Airbender The Spirit In The Iceberg by InvisibleGeek reviews
Zuko finds a boy in an iceberg, just not the boy he expected. Jack Frost wanted to see the moon again, he just didn't know how great the cost would be. Rapunzel wanted to solve the mystery of who she was, but she didn't realize just how right Gothel was about the world.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, Jack Frost
Jesus Antichrist! by Insanity under the moonlight reviews
When you hung around people who battled demons for a living, weird conversations were the norm. Stupidity however, had no bounds especially when Rin was involved. "Wait. If you're the son of Satan does that make you…the antichrist?" People start asking the real questions.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30 - Rin O., R. Shima - Complete
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Before the snow falls by SilverReplay reviews
I always hated the snow, it took everything from me. TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] - Complete
The Lost Prince by ElmoTheProcrastinator reviews
Percy Jackson was abandoned by his father at a young age. 12 years later he is falsely accused of killing his step-father, Gabe. At age 16 he is on the run and has become a hardened criminal who despises royalty and fights for his meals. What happens when he ambushes Annabeth Chase, the princess of Athens? If you don't like it, don't read it...ABANDONED SORRY NOT SORRY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Rings in the Water by AnteaterFang reviews
Who could have guessed that they would grow up with everyone else?
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Reynie M., Constance C., Kate W., Sticky W. - Complete
DNA Dysfunctions by JH-hollyberry reviews
Annabeth Chase, a young doctor fresh to the world, is hired at the Mental and Mutation Institution. Thinking she will mostly be helping the mentally disabled, she is surprised when she is pulled into a dangerous game of patients with strange abilities and mutations. Is the M.M.I running illegal tests on these patients? And what is it that draws her to the enigma with green eyes?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,339 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Falling Frost by Emeraldbuttercup reviews
When Bunnymund's teasing goes too far...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,928 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Prince of Olympus by SiriuslyScarredforLife reviews
After Percy's apartment catches fire because of Gabe, his life is turned upside down. Now, he has no mother, no father and no home. What happens when some unexpected help arrives? Formerly owned by greekgirl211. Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Percy J., Apollo
Jack Frost Hoodie by Strider1444 reviews
Ever wonder how Jack Frost changed from his brown vest and cloak to his popular blue hoodie?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon, OC - Complete
Shoes are Evil - Pure, Jingly, Evil by LadyPhenyx reviews
Have you ever seen a cat when someone puts shoes on it? Picture that, but remove the cat and substitute Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie - Complete
Me the Tree by imnotgoodwithusernames1234 reviews
I wasn't always like this. I was a girl, once. I think I was anyway. I became a tree when I… I died. How did I die? I think I died fighting to protect… someone. I'm not sure who. Or maybe I've always been a tree. The only thing I remember is standing. This is all I remember. Watch as a lonely tree, I mean girl, tries to figure out who she is.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Cheaper by the Seven by RockerBabe414 reviews
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, literally. Nico is not amused. Crack-y drabble. Shall remain marked as 'complete' until the next chapter is up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Nico A., Jason G. - Complete
Good guys don't last by feathered moon wings reviews
Jack says good guys don't last, that Steve is just naive and one day it'll cost him dearly, that it already has. "It's just a fact." "I don't think that's true. You guys are good and have lasted more than I dare say." "There are the people that do good, and then the ones that ARE good. It's different."
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Jack Frost - Complete
The Nature of Belief by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. Then the Man in the Moon decides Jack's a Guardian. But how's that possible, when no one knows you exist? (Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny eventually makes away like a bandit with Jack Frost.) Jackrabbit slow burn
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,262 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
The Shawarma Thing by Dragon Silhouette reviews
In which Percy and Thalia eat shawarma during an alien invasion. Oneshot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tormenting a Toad by ToastyTamLin reviews
It's Umbridge's first lesson with the fifth year Gryffindors, and she's surprised to learn that the Weasley twins have been running a book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Answer by Poetic-Drug reviews
"P-please... I'm tired of being alone..." Jack curled up on the snow, his staff by his feet. He was tired. - Jack angst.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Percy's a god! by Percyjpwns reviews
I know this starts the same as my other story but it will change I promise. If you favourite or follow pls review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Percy J., Hestia
Removed From Society by Inspiration On A Stick reviews
AU- After WWII, it became a law among that gods that any child of the Big Three was to be killed; no exceptions. Percy Jackson is one of four children to escape the wrath of Olympus and learn of a prophecy that forecloses the destruction of Olympus. He and his small band of children of the Big Three are forced to make a decision that could alter the state of the entire world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Nico A., Bianca A.
Seafoam and Snowflakes by Animegurl64 reviews
The Fates will Spin and Cut the threads of Life when they see fit, whether those who dwell on Olympus want it or not. And the Fates are not pleased with them. A Promise made that needs to be kept. And Perseus Jackson was always the exception to the rule. *Warning: Contains hints of character death*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Percy J., Jack Frost - Complete
The Dead Can't Testify by DramaQueen69981 reviews
The Mysterious Benedict Society had never been formed. Mr. Curtain was never stopped. Four years later, in a world where no one thinks for themselves, is it still possible to bring down the M.A.S.T.E.R?
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012
Living with the Gods by PersephoneJackson123 reviews
Sally dies protecting 2 year-old Percy Jackson from the Minotaur. Poseidon finds him and decides to raise Percy by himself. Read along as Percy lives with the Gods, and finds a place in their hearts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon, Hermes, Apollo
Born Anew by CockyBrat45 reviews
The mysterious Guardians of the Seasons. Their lives and their past lie just beyond the veil of their forgotten memories . Watch as they grow from a ragtag team of loners to formidable force as they battle against the king of Nightmares. Cover curtsy of RandomDraggon
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Silent Screams by mellarkarry reviews
Traitors. Criminals. That's what they say about Avoxes. But are they really what they say? The untold story of Lavinia, the Avox.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Lavinia
A Father's Love by Mango21 reviews
When Apollo was out partying one night, he finds a baby abandoned in an alley. Not knowing what to do, he takes the baby to the hospital and events unfold from there. First chapter is prologue.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Apollo, Percy J.
Maktub by zhangly reviews
Maktub :: It is written :: Everyone's life is affected by Fate. And Percy Jackson is no exception. AU, Percy/Rachel, Percy/Annabeth. :: Written for the AU Oneshot competition on OPAC. ::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
But It's Not a Club by Mz Luna Potter reviews
Harry drives Umbridge crazy well he insists that the DA is not a club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
HIVE Higher Institue of Villainous Education by greekgirl211 reviews
Otto is a 12-year-old criminal mastermind. H.I.V.E is a school for villainous children. What will happen when these two meet? Will Otto prove too cunning to be taught? Or will H.I.V.E be able to get to him even though nothing else had before?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Otto M.
California kills by ohmaygash reviews
very much edited version of alone in the house with you. i took literature lessons from my aunt. i hope it helps.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Reynie M., Kate W.
Screaming Victory by missmissyeyes reviews
Every time Harry walked into Dolores Umbridge's office, he always intended on keeping quiet. "Wounds inflicted on him by other people were one thing, but wounds he had received from his own hand were another completely."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wisdom of Drunks by prone2dementia reviews
Harry and Draco get drunk. There are consequences. 'Nuff said? A sequel to Fear of One's Own Darkness, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bother by ImmortalFlick reviews
Draco has never bothered before, so why now? Slash. Cutting. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.