ThatLong-HairedCreepyGuy
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Joined 03-08-12, id: 3797989, Profile Updated: 09-08-12
Author has written 4 stories for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Superboy, Torchwood, and X-Men: Evolution.

I'm an author, warlord, and reviewer who loves the spooky and strange. Growing up, I was raised by books, comics, and too much TV. They were/are my mentors. If it is a made-for-TV movie or television show that is obscure, was screwed by the network, or ruined through executive meddling, I'll take it.

My books can be found at:

http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/index.php?cPath=55_422

And here:

http://noboundariespressstore.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=225

WARNING! NSFW, or the Under 18 crowd.

In my spare time, I review bad TV shows and telefilms, while also showcasing failed TV pilots, and those rare gems that could have made it if they'd just been shown more love. Midnight Wank Theater is a late-nite gag review where I profile bad softcore porn films. All of these can be found here:

http://blip.tv/thatlong-hairedcreepyguy

And, alternatively, here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/LongHairedCreepyGuy

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Re: TMNT Fast Forward reviews
Alternate FF! TMNT/Shadowrun/Call Of Cthulhu! Rated T for L/V/SS. The Turtles fall through a window in time to the year 2105. Here, they are out in the open, but illegal citizens, and to survive, they must do the jobs nobody else wants: Nightrunners!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
X-Men: Tokyo 2079
(Reposted) Marvel 2313 - In the future, Japan has embraced mutant registration. Unregistered mutants in Old Shibuya find sanctuary at the Xavier Academy. Some, however, suspect more is going on behind the walls of the building and band together to fight back against the conspiracies of the Hellfire Club. X, Tarot, Yurei, Sunfire, and Toad are the new X-Men. These are their stories.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,580 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Wolverine/Logan, Toad/Todd T.
Torchwood Academy reviews
AUfic! Rated M for V/L/SSC. OC and Janto (lots!) After the Battle of Canary Wharf, Captain Jack Harkness has the original Torchwood Institute dismantled and shipped to Cardiff. As members of the Torchwood Academy, Jack and Ianto's team faces all new kinds of alien and Earthly threats while protecting humanity and preparing for the future. And having sex. Mustn't forget that one!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Superboy: Dragons Beneath the Waters reviews
Request Fic! While aimlessly flying above the ocean near The Compound, Superboy happens to come across a young mermaid in danger. Meanwhile, a series of electronic thefts are taking place, and the perps appear to be fish people! Dedicated to Erik Mauricio
Superboy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete