Give 100% at school: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune.
I have not failed. I have merely found 10000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Edison
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. -Mary Wollstonecraft
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government. -Woody Allen
Even if the voices are not real they have pretty good ideas.
If at first you don't succeed, lion taming is not for you!
I used up all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead instead.
Sarcastic? Me? Of course not. I'm far to ditzy to understand the complexities of mockery.
If my music is too loud, I shouldn't be able to hear you complaining.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
Its football.. not ... soccer.
You wear flip flops all year
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
You love a backyard barbie.
You know a barbie is not a doll.
You love the beach.
Sometimes you swear without realizing.
You're a sports fanatic.
You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan.
You have an australian something
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
You have darkish hair.
You speak SOME Italian.
You are under 5'10''.
Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
You talk with your hands
You say member instead of remember.
You speak Spanish
You like tacos.
You know what a Puta is
You talk fast.
You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You know what platanos are.
You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
You say villain as: Vee-lon.
You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
You know of somebody named Natasha.
You don't get cold easily.
You get into contests all the time.
You can make do with the cold weather.
You love listening to trance
Your parents let you drink
You know what a pizda .
You have Pierogi at least once a week
People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
People randomly call you their best friend (and vice versa)
You have made/know what pisanki are
You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
You think beer is the best.
You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
You have blue or green eyes.
You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
You have a family member from Ireland.
You have/had freckles.
Your family get togethers always include drinking.
You have an odd love of leprechauns
You have four leaf clovers
You have slanty/small eyes.
You eat rice a lot.
You are good at math.
You have played the piano.
You have family from Asia.
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
Most people think you're Chinese.
You have glasses/contacts.
You call hurricanes typhoons.
You go to Baulko.
You play Handball more than once a week
You know what DDR is
You like bread.
You think American Chocolate is good.
You Speak some German.
You know what Schnitzel is.
You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
You went to Pre-school.
You're over 5'10".
You know the real meaning of "Fag".
You make pretty words sound scary.
You enjoy watching the military.
You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
You like to ride 4 wheelers.
You love beer.
You say eh.
You know what poutine is.
You speak french
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
You play/ played hockey or watch it.
You know who Massari is.
You like french toast.
You love wine.
You speak a little or are fluent in French
You have eaten a snail.
You like fashion.
You have been to France
You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
You say "Zut" instead of damn
You own a beret.
You actually know what a beret is.
You hate foreigners.
You hate non - Christians.
You've been to more then 5 states.
You are not cultured.
You don't read.
You shop at walmart.
You spell colour "color".
You're very loud.
Your family alone makes a small city.
You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
You share a bathroom with 5 people.
You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".
You go to church every Sunday.
You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
You can eat really good spicy food!
You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
You have any sort of ATN channel.
You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
You have relatives you've never even heard of.
You are smart in math or science
Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
All you eat is kabab and kofta
Your parents have one car that's a Toyota
Your house actually does not smell like food.
You have like 67890 middle name.
You have been to a pow wow
You have a native name
You are more than a quarter native
You know what tribe your ancestors were in
You have painted your face like a warrior
You have been to a native exhibit out of school
You play/played lacrosse
You have eaten salmon
You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
one of your family members has an accent
you actually don't mind bagpipes
Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"
no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
any team playing England is your best friend
you have tried haggis
you drink tap water
you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
you know what a barbie is
you hate aussies
you know what an 'aussie' is
you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings
you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps
you know what L&P is and you like it!
Most Important Rules of Life You NEED to Know
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.
27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.
36. Your friends love you anyway.
Why We Don't Care
The world is a playground
Fit to try a new game
No matter how different,
opposed, or insane
It’s meant for two lovers
Who share a similar look
Who smile and are devilish
Who don’t play by the book
Disgusted and fearful
Society will cover their eyes
Conflicting and fighting
The boys don’t seem surprised
What’s it matter if kin
Are lovers and brothers
Really it doesn’t
If they care immensely for one another
Instead of shunning the strange
Welcome it with an open mind
On this planet so different
Twincest you’re bound to find.
This was made by leshamarieinuyasha!! If you support the Hitachiin Brothers and Twincest paste this up on your profile as Why We Don't Care
I think love is love so I support EVERY FORM of it!!!! I know you cant choose who to love so I will NEVER try to tell ANYONE its wrong EVER!!!!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't see any problem with Slash shipping COUNTRIES, you ROCK!...oh..and put this in your profile...
If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.
If you support Seme!England, copy and paste this onto profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind:
What does this button do?
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well, we've made it this far.
I'll just put my head in it to make sure.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
Look Ma! No Hands!
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Of course it's safe.
It can't get any worse...
There's only one way to find out!
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash
The only reason I'm here is because Heaven wouldn't have me and Hell was afraid I'd take over.
You say Psycho like it's a bad thing...
I intend to live forever, so far so good.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
I am not weird...just plotting.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Silent is golden but duct tape is silver
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a U-turn
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"So, what I'd miss?"
"Nothing much. I just robbed a bank, killed the President of the USA, held Beyonce for a ransom, but not before going and beating the shit out of 50 Cent"
"Really, that sounds like fun. Too bad. I've only robbed a jewelry store, killed Brittney Spears, kidnapped Will Smith and turned him into my sex slave and beating up Brad Pitt and Akon
"What about me? Didn't you promise me that I was going to be your sex slave?"
"Don't worry Puppy. I'll make it up to you soon."
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and past this in your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. …Who doesn’t?...
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Quote of the week:
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to create a conbastible lemon that burns your house down!-Cave Johnson
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile
The supreme irony of life, is that no one gets out of it alive - Robert Heinein
I have deceided that 'how are you' is retorical
If you think those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
98% of the internet population has a twitter. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I have MUSICAL/ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(this stereotype was not my idea. i just like it. if u want then u can put it on ur profile)
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
You know your obsessed with fanfiction when . . .
You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it
That you spent more time writing/reading the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing your writing for
You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction
You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book
When u read a m rated fanfic, then read a romance novel claiming to have a harsh sex scene and you're like "I've read better sex scenes written by a 12 year old"
When you get excited that your friend also has an account
When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction
When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "lets read some fanfics" but then realize that's on the internet then get mad
When you have more than one account.
Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through
When you feel all proud how your favorite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written
When you someplace random and randomly come up with ideas for fanfic for no reason
When you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering what people will say about it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet
When you write a fanfic and end up handing it in at school/college as an essay of some kind
When you confuse fanfiction with real life...
When you have read this list
When you have read this list and thought of additions to it
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, BubblesBoo THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, Masaki-Hanabusa,unknowingly popular kid
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
YOUR GUY SIDE (put an x that applies to you)
x You love hoodies. x You love jeans. xIt's hilarious when people get hurt. xyou've played with/against boys on a team. xShopping is torture. xSad movies suck.x You own/ed an X-Box. xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. xGory movies are cool.(but they have to be directed okay) You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. XYou used to/do collect POKEMON cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear. XIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. X Talk with food in your mouth. xSleep with your socks on at night
What am I afraid of out of 71 common fears?
[ ] the dark [X ] staying single forever [x] being a parent [x] giving birth ] being myself in front of others [ ] open spaces [X ] closed spaces [X ] heights [ ] dogs [ ] birds [ ] fish [x] spiders [ ] flowers or other plants [ ] being touched [ ] fire [X ] deep water [ X] snakes [ ] silk [ ] the ocean (I LOVE the ocean!) [X ] failure [ ] success [ ] thunder/lightning [ ] frogs/toads [ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad [ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom [X ] rats [X ] jumping from high places [ ] snow [ ] rain [ ] wind [x] crossing hanging bridges [X ] death [ ] heaven [X ] being robbed [ X] falling [ ] clowns ] dolls [x] large crowds of people [ ] men [ ] women [X ] having great responsibilities [ ] doctors, including dentists [ ] tornadoes [ ] hurricanes [x] incurable diseases [X ] sharks [ ] Friday the 13th [ ] ghosts [ ] Halloween [ ] school [ ] trains [ ] odd numbers [ ] even numbers [ ] being alone [x] becoming blind [x] becoming deaf [ ] growing up ] creepy noises in the night [ ] bee stings [x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals [ ] needles [ ] dinosaurs [ ] the welcome mat [ ] high speed [ ] throwing up [ ] falling in love [ ] super secrets
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This one is really sad;(
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you have an argument with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you talk to yourself in public then laugh when everyone stares at you. Crazy is when you look in a mirror at yourself when talking to other people. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Mary had a little lamb
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
FRIENDS vs. BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We screwed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying
BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
Jesus is coming, look busy
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.(Im not a vegetarian)
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Earth is overpopulated,some people are just soooo unnecessary"
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Stupid people are like slinkies; not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when you see one fall down the stairs.
Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.
Your wierdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticze them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day?!
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
I'm not paronoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday
You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. I'm screwed.
Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.
Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing."
"How do you drown a fish?
Don't look at me in that tone!
If you can't beat them, join them If you can't join them, sue them, then rub it in their faces.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.
I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you
I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!
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WHAT THE HARRY POTTER ADULTS THINK OF YOU?
Albus Dumbledore is glad you are an Order member but thinks youre too anxious.
Play an instrument?: nope
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: most likely
Like to sing?: all the time
Have a job?: nope
Have a cell phone?: Yup :)
Like to play sports?:not really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
Have a crush on someone?: yes
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: no
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: nope
Have any special talents/skills?: singing
Exercise daily?: lol thats funny
Like school?: naaaaa just socialization with my friends
Sing the alphabet backwards?: no
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: hell to the no
Speak any other languages?:a bit of french
Go a day without food?: Sure if I dont feel like eating
Remember your dreams: Sometimes
Read music, not just tabs?: Nope
Roll your tongue?: yes well actually
Eat a whole pizza?: maybe ill try sometime get back to you
HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: yep!
Snuck out of the house?: yes
Lied to get out of trouble?: everytime
Had a computer crash?: yeah
Gotten lost in your city?: Technically yes but I ended up in the neighboring city so blah
Seen a shooting star?: no but I would like to
Been to any other countries?: Canada!!!
Had a serious surgery?: yes
Stolen something important to someone else?: no
Solved a rubiks cube?: Took me a while but yes :)
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: yep
Cried over a girl?: nope
Cried over a boy?:nope
Kissed a random stranger?: nope
Hugged a random stranger?: nope
Been in a fist fight?: nope
Done drugs?: cigerattes...
Had alcohol?: yeah
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: yeah and soda
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: no hate elevators
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: had to get my sister
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: no
Swore at your parents?: often
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: yes
Been to a casino?:nope
Ran over an animal and killed it?:no i hope
Broken a bone?: multiple
Gotten stitches?: yep
Had a water balloon fight in winter?:nope
Made homemade muffins?: yes
Bitten someone?: yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: i wish
Burped in someone’s face?: no
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: yesterday
Cried: not in a while
Went to the bathroom: 3 hours maybe?
Saw a movie in a theatre: at least a year
Read a book: a couple hours
Had a snow day: 2 years
Had a party: a year
Went to a doctor: 3 weeks
Tripped in front of someone: earlier
Went to the grocery store: a while
Got sick: ear infection a while back
Got cursed: whats that suppose to mean?
Called someone: i text or facebook
DO YOU PREFER
Lights on/lights off: lights off
Body spray/lotion: body spray
Headache/stomach ache: headache
Chinese food/Mexican food:chinese food
Ocean/swimming pool: swimming pool
james maslow/hutch dano:James Maslow
Long sleeve/short sleeve: short sleeve
Winter break/spring break: winter break
Clouds/clear sky: clouds
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