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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter. If you've landed on this page, you're either here by accident or because you want to know more about me. For the former, I assure you that I will not be offended if you click out. For the latter, look under the line and you will see all that anybody will ever need to know about me... I have purged many of my old fics in preparation for new and better writing. I'm sure nobody will mind. :) The new and better writing will not be posted until it is complete. Maybe sometime in 2012. Perhaps. We'll see. I think outside the cube. I think you should too. |
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The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16462 - Favs: 12,794 - Follows: 10,917 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37423 - Favs: 31,824 - Follows: 23,114 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 8,066 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 9,892 - Follows: 1,695 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Instant Black Sheep by Kat Harris reviews
Severitus. Set after OotP. Harry isn't as sweet and innocent as we always thought. Snape has the perfect family. How will Harry fit in when he finds out Snape is his father, and more importantly, will any of them want him too? Will contain Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,380 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Drama Club by Giantitis reviews
Ode to the Marauders and Monty Python
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
All I Crave is a Normal Life by cazgirl reviews
R for later chapters. (HarSev) Harry has defeated Voldemort at great personal loss and has fled the wizarding world. Circumstances force him to return and he must face all that he left behind, including his greatest enemy - and his greatest fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 216,632 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Alternate Ending to Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
For all those who've read Recnac...what if things had ended differently? WARNING: character death. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,398 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 285 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Invenio Veritas by penpunk reviews
AU. It's Harry's fifth year and there are many happenings at Hogwarts. Things are surfacing that were never meant to be discovered. Harry's confused. Snape is confused. The only person who can answer their questions has been dead for 14 years. (Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,456 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Stand by Seadragon reviews
James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Lily Potter had a plan. A very critical plan. A plan that took three years of planning to perfect. A plan involving extreme sacrifice. A plan full of dangers. A plan that would change the..[in]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,089 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Among the Muggles Again by snuggle the muggle reviews
This story is set between the 6th and 7th years of Harry's time at Hogwarts. The war is at full strength now and, hoping to turn the tide against Voldemort, Dumbledore has concocted a plan. OotP spoilers and some romance. Now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 187,894 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Shards of Fragmented Despair by Polkat reviews
Trapped in the family home he thought he'd left behind forever Sirius finds the line between past and the present, father and son blurring; finds that Azkaban broke him after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter, could it be him? by AllieSkittllez reviews
*COMPLETE!* Harry was taken from the world we know, when he was two. No one has seen him since... well, since he was two. But what's this about the Rangers? Dont judge a story by it's summary
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,382 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Complete
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Harry and Malfoy and the Stuff That Happened reviews
Not particularly canon-compliant post-Voldie. Harry has been sneaking out after curfew. The Daily Prophet is publishing pictures of him and Malfoy getting drunk together all over the world. What's going on? And when did Malfoy get a puffskein? On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Falling Stars reviews
Au fic James and Lily don't use one of their friends as secret keeper. 10 years later, they are still alive and in hiding, Voldemort is still after Harry, and Harry is starting his first year at Hogwarts... On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Harry P., James P.
For the Love of Pranks reviews
What if James, Sirius and Remus had never become friends with Peter? Co-authored with Garden Gnome between and during classes, during long bus-rides, and generally whenever the mood took us in highschool. Incomplete, probably will remain that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 53,630 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Collision Artists reviews
Harry discovers that the universe is run by... Click to find out. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
So who is Luna's father anyway? Just a bit of fun. Drabble. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Dog reviews
James and Sirius convince the staff and students of Hogwarts that Gryffindor has adopted a dog... Needless to say, the resulting situation is rather amusing... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hiya Harry reviews
Part of the Legacy Series but may stand alone James is stressed and Sirius is hung-over. What good can possibly be salvaged from this situation? Well, Harry's being born, for starters... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Game of Life reviews
Part of the Legacy Series but may stand alone James and Sirius do strange things when they're bored... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Free reviews
ONE SHOT Part of the Legacy Series but may stand alone Sirius ran away from home during the summer before 6th year and went to stay with James. This is James' take on the events of that night. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Airborne Hotdog reviews
What happens when a writer's blocked author wakes up in the middle of the night with an idea? James throws a hotdog, of course! A bit of insanity written down in the hope of getting over writer's block. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7/14/2003 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete