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Joined 03-08-12, id: 3798484, Profile Updated: 05-23-13
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Homestuck, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, I'm Gilbird-For-President and this is jackass *writes fanfiction*

I write fanfiction for a multitude of fandoms but most of it stays in my notebook. On here you will mostly see Hetalia and possibly Homestuck and various other animes thrown in.

Finished Works

The Creation of Pride

Mangaverse. One-shot about when Pride was first created by Father.

Movie Time with Grimdorks

"Hey Rose?" Rose continued knitting. "Yes?" "What do you think about sex?" "Sure." "What?"

Works In Progress

Death Note: Axis Powers

Japan finds a Death Note. Insanity Ensues. WILL BE OFF OF HIATUS SOON.

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Anything but Normal by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Fifteen years after the Promised Day, Selim Baker leads a life like any normal human. But a strange attempt on his life will lead him to discover just how abnormal he really is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,805 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Selim B., Pride, Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Heir Apparent by Gentleman Crow reviews
As long as he could remember, Eridan had walked in the footsteps of the legendary pirate Dualscar and failed to live up to his name. However, just as he prepares to accept his fate, a chance meeting with their psionic helmsman alters his destiny forever.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Other Half by GemiiniiCaptord reviews
It's a humanstuck where the trolls and beta kids are in high school. It's also my first fanfic ever, so it might suck. Mostly Sollux x Aradia, but there's a bit of Karezi as well. Rated T because it's homestuck, if you've met Karkat, you know what THAT means! Hope you enjoy :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,239 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sollux C., Aradia M. - Complete
TrollCops and Robbers by FarmerCarrots reviews
Captain Captor has been on the case of several robberies involving a single group, led by Vriska Serket. After his love is killed while in persut of this group, Sollux and Nepeta put their heads together to figure out a plan to stop this diabolical team. But everytime they carry out a plan, this group is always one step ahead of them! Rated T for foul language. :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Equius Z., Sollux C. - Complete
Artstuck by Saharasiam reviews
"Everyone has this… this magnet inside of them. You know, metaphorically. And this fucking school is like this big-ass annoying magnet that is attracting us all." Very long hiatus.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - John E., Dave S., Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Heaven's Forge by Flipspring reviews
Twelve trolls are recruited into into the Alternian Military Fleet where they'll receive a deadly mission: become the first invasion team on a beautiful blue planet not yet touched by trollkind. T: SNAFU, hemocism, quadrants, political cahoooooooots H: lols, funtimes, humidity, mysterious relics /Part 1 of Operation Invasion series/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,530 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
30 Days of Drabbles by SailorTitan477 reviews
30 Drabbles a Day challenge. The pairing is EridanxSollux, so if you don't like that pairing, please don't bash the drabbles because of it. Rating might go up to M as it goes on. EDIT: oh my there it goes there goes the raiting it is up to M oh my goodness
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Let Me Kiss You by touhka reviews
Nezumi gazed at Shion, his visage a mask of decisive determination. "Nez-?" "Let me kiss you." But when he had said this, Nezumi had no idea that he would be met with tears and such stubborn refusal.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
100 Ships to Sail by xTanukix reviews
Join me on a journey as I write 100 different pairings in 100 different ways. From your most common pairings, to pairings that even I could consider crack... it's everything you could ever want. :: CH26 - Dave x Terezi ::
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012
Iggy the Boss and Chibi America by Mutant of Time reviews
This is just a two shot about how England had found America in the New World, and just a little bit on their life together with America as a child. Though I write USUK, this is NOT a USUK fanfic. It's more of England being a big brother to America. I don't own Hetalia! EDIT: I suppose this is no longer a two shot, since I will be adding the Canada/France epilogue...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mental Captor by littlemissleijon reviews
Sollux has been bullied enough in school about his problems. He's tried suicide and many other things, but they haven't worked. So his parents take him to a mental hospital hoping it will fix him. There, he meets the pessimistic Karkat Vantas. FIRST FIC!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
The Princely Groom by Aiony Kittyhawk reviews
Dirk/Jake fic based off of the story The Princess Bride.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Becoming a Custodian by Adina Mizu reviews
In which all the Lusi earn their title as Custodian.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012
Wheels Within Wheels by Violetlight reviews
Envy is the only homunculus left in a post-Promised Day world, or so it thinks. Ling disagrees - Greed may have survived. Can Envy learn to work with the humans it hates, to revive the homunculus it wants? Envy/Greed NOT yaoi, Ling/LanFan.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,030 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Greed, Envy] [Ling Y., Lan Fan]
Double Vision by PrinceVampy reviews
Eridan never expected to come across this certain highblood on his trip down one of the hallways of the meteor, never mind this highblood was a Sollux from another universe. As soon as he let the troll who was staying for two weeks room with him, Eridan knew that it would be two weeks from his own personal hell. Erisol, slight hints to Solkat and other pairings. Rating may change.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Homestuck: Truth or Dare by Kekara reviews
The characters of Homestuck are all brought together to answer questions and do dares submitted by you!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,093 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
When We Dream by Icestorm926 reviews
After Sburb is over, the trolls have been living in peace for a few months. That is, until Aranea decides there is one more thing for them to do: meet their ancestors. And despite her high expectations, it isn't all rainbows and butterflies.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Tavros N., The Summoner
Wake Me Up When December Ends by Honestcannibal reviews
Bro's always an emo ass around Decemeber, ever since Dave can remember. He wants to know why, he wants Bro to tell him why he's always likes this in December. He'll find out. Brotherly fluff, kind of a sadstuck, rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Some Days Are Longer by EffingUnicorn reviews
All Eridan Ampora wanted to do was be there for his little sister, even if she's not so little anymore. When she unexpectedly leaves for a year, he's left with nobody but Sollux Captor at his side. EriSol, human AU nonsensical multichapter bullshit. Might throw in a few other minor ships, including Karkat/Terezi.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Karkat: Finally do something, asswhipe by AbsolutlyAngelique
You knew you loved Terezi. You didn't know if she loved you. You couldn't handle the thought of rejection. So you said nothing. Got a bit carried away writing this and thought I might as well post it here, even though I haven't used this account in years
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
To See You Smile by samalambis reviews
All I want is to see him smile, is it really that bad? Dirk Strider/Caliborn; AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012
Name by cicir reviews
Oh no. He stared into the small child's eyes through his shades, his face blank, but the horror setting deep in his stomach. The small red irises stared back, sparkling with innocence as the kid reached its arms outward, trying to reach him. Hell no.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Beyond Murky Waters by RottingIntheCloset reviews
Trolls and Humans coexist,the sea has gone to waste due to pollution. The sea-dwellers have been forced to adapt to land and Sollux is helping Feferi study the sea to bring it back to life. He rescues an ancient sea-troll-full summary inside. 225 sucks.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
A Doom Filled Trip by Clawed Galaxy Dragon reviews
"Horrible, you're all here today." Ms. Bitters growled, looking over the classroom. "Now that you're all sitting and quiet, I have an announcement. In order to reduce misery-induced suicide rates among the student body, the principal has ordered the next three days to be a retreat- to the awful doom-filled beach. I hope you all burn in the sun and die." Dib grinned in anticipation.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,787 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
In Which Spades Slick Ruins Dinner by madame of music reviews
Slick isn't the greatest cook, much to the dismay of Droog. But he tries. That's worth something, right?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick, Diamonds Droog - Complete
Primary Colors by LogicalDreamer reviews
AU Humanstuck - Sollux moves to a new school in the middle of the year and has to put up with all the crazies. Pairings include: SolKar-centric, PB&J, FefEri, DaveJohn. Rated T for language. DISCONTINUED
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Pitiful Kismesis by Selena Estella reviews
'It'th the voitheth,' he explains glumly. 'They've been really loud lately and now I have the wortht migraine imaginable. Jutht moving my head hurtth.' You don't know what to say. You guess you're glad he's not sick, but this is almost worse in a way.' Rated T for language, but it's essentially just fluff. Oneshot. And oh, I don't own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Feelings are Hard by sensanity reviews
they are hard, and nobody understands. Humanstuck AU. Lots of romantic confusion. Mild warnings for drugs and shitty parenting. Gamzee/Tavros, Sollux&Aradia, mentions of GamKat and DaveSol and others.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Taste of Candy by That Strange Blue Eyed Girl reviews
Just a story about my absolute OTP, TereziXKarkat. There are going to be so many other pairings as well. I am shooting for this to be a never ending story. There is VriskaXJohn, FeferiXEridan, KanayaXRose, AradiaXSollux, and a lot more in different quadrents too! Even a few ancestors may tie into the story.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Fiinal Entry by YoungWriterMe
The fiinal journal entry of the Psiioniic.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - The Psiioniic/Helmsman - Complete
Sparkle by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Everyone knows the great detective L only takes cases he's interested in, cases with multiple victims... so why is he investigating a graffiti artist in Tokyo? LxLight AU, on hiatus
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,391 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Light Y., L
Karkat's Quadrants, In Anapestic Tetrameter by silverfire526 reviews
A lighthearted poem from John to Karkat. Mentions of pale Gamzee/Karkat, ashen Kanaya/Karkat/?, caliginous Dave/Karkat, flushed Terezi/Karkat, and non-quadrant John & Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Heros Always Have Stupid Hair by absoluteParadox reviews
When Arthur finds a strange boy and his sister eavesdropping outside Alfred's window one night... well let's just say, it's exactly how you imagine it, except a million times worse. IZ APH crossover. No romance. No swearing. Country and "Citizen/Human" names used. Have fun, kids.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Coffee Black by owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Give the Kid the Cake by TheatricalScribbler reviews
The Signless and The Ψiioniic bring their descendants a cake. The results are disastrous.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Movie Night by Alice Rider reviews
Karkat and Terezi have a rather...interesting movie night, filled with popcorn, crappy romcoms, and an unwanted intrusion.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
Hopeless by dragongirl5302 reviews
Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you have just been blinded. On top of that, your best friend, KK, has left you all alone. You haven't learned TZ's way of seeing yet, so things kind of suck. Oh and you're also flushed for the guy who blinded you. EriSol
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Little Brother is Watching by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Conflicting Emotions by Snowflower55 reviews
She came to visit her beloved Helmsman every day without fail. It's strange, the kind of thoughts that start going through your head when you've got nothing better to do than think. If anyone can think of a better title, I'd be happy to oblige.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2012 - The Psiioniic/Helmsman, The Condesce - Complete
Alchemy Warp by greatduwangs reviews
Grand Central has a flash mob, and Edward's in the middle of all it. Obviously. Plus, the real reason Father wanted to destroy the country. Because doing it for nothing is pointless, no?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Edward E., Maes H. - Complete
I Less Than Three You by Hyouri reviews
Sollux Captor is a socially awkward young man who have spent more time with computers than with humans. All of a sudden he's thrown into college life and meet the loud, angry and slightly hostile Karkat Vantas, which makes his life take a huge turn from.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
The Art Of The Earth Human Kismesis by centreoftheselights reviews
In which Karkat Vantas realises that there sort of is such a thing as human blackrom, and John is confused. Or, Karkat and John watch Wicked and Death Note together, then Karkat watches Glee.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Leave out all the rest by Wintergrey Seth
You suppose you can't hold it against him, not that you'd even want to. If that is how he wants to deal with things. You can be okay with that. kk's not perfect after all. Then again, neither are you. - A Sollux-Centric, as he becomes a half ghost.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
John's Magical Disappearing Act by Triannakumira reviews
Every year, on his birthday, John disappears for the day.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Trustfundstuck by Joaniedark and ElasticPoodle by Joanie Dark reviews
Harvard University. A haven for the spoiled rich and the hard-working genius alike. However, those two are not necessarily a good combination when put together, as can be seen when one Eridan Ampora and one Sollux Captor find themselves rooming together.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Xenogenetics by Flipspring reviews
The Condesce had always been a prankster. Condesce/spade/Ψiioniic
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - The Condesce, The Psiioniic/Helmsman - Complete
Boom by DLHKM reviews
Because Alfred wanted him to hurt: he wanted that stupid Jap to bleed and writhe, he wanted him to hear his own people scream-he wanted him to feel what Alfred felt. A darker look at Alfred and Kiku's relationship; no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Roadtripping by FerrisWheeling reviews
One van. Two hours. Sixteen teenagers of various species. Let's just get this painful memory in the making over with. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
Hello? Is Anybody There? by Puttyhead reviews
The six-and-a-halfth book in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Jealousy, A Double Edged Sword by HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA -HEP
AR feels jealousy and makes the worst possible friend. Kind of sad story.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Lil' Cal, Caliborn - Complete
Synesthesia by FerrisWheeling reviews
A drabble centering around Terezi Pyrope's Marvelous Tongue and Dave Strider's Incredible Tolerance Thereof. ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Dave S., Terezi P. - Complete
Pride's Hostage by FullmetalFan870 reviews
Lieutenant Hawkeye has had enough of the homunculus Pride always watching her from the shadows. Here are various ways she could get him away from her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Riza H., Pride - Complete
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light can finally have everything he wants: the world and, more importantly, L. Convincing L, however, turns out to be more difficult than killing him, especially with a house full of orphans to stir the soup. Christmas fluff balanced by a power struggle between the dynamic duo. Edited version up as of Jan 2017.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,949 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Foreign Christmas by obsessedStuck reviews
The trolls and humans celebrate Christmas at John and Jade's house. Tons of fluff and fun. T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Natalianova reviews
What happens when Ladd suddenly decides to propose to Claire? Continuation of the game ending.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Claire S., Ladd R. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Stark-San reviews
A responce to a request from a certain site a few years ago. You know who you are. Isaac has found himself in a most uncomfortable position with Miria-having to explain to her what exactly it is that a man and woman do together. Hilarity ensues.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Isaac D., Miria H.
dominoes and other small toys by Sarapsys reviews
Czes hates being a child.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Czeslaw M., Maiza A. - Complete
HetaliaStuck! by Radyo-Ukay reviews
Homestuck x Hetalia crossover. Written for my friend Sydney. / John finds a man in his backyard claiming to be the United States of America, John is more than confused. Lucky him, he isn't the only one getting visits from self-proclaimed countries.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - America
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Carded by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Sometimes, Firo finds that it was far easier to buy alcohol back when it wasn't actually legal to do so. Oneshot.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Firo P., Ennis - Complete
Isaac and Miria Inadvertently Get Married by lilyofthevalley2 reviews
Title: Meaning to Commit a Crime, Isaac and Miria Inadvertently Get Married. “‘Then you and I must get married!’ he concluded brilliantly. ‘Ooh, Isaac! That’s a wonderful idea!’ she squealed happily.” Isaac x Miria, Oneshot
Baccano! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Isaac D., Miria H. - Complete
The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Anime Vs Manga by General Grievous reviews
Manga x Anime What happens when the characters of the manga meet the characters of the anime? Chaos, destruction and Melons! Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
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Movie Time with Grimdorks
"Hey Rose?" Rose continued knitting. "Yes?" "What do you think about sex?" "Sure." "What?"
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - John E., Rose L. - Complete
Death Note: Axis Powers reviews
Japan finds a Death Note. Insanity ensues.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Ryuk, Japan
The Creation of Pride reviews
Mangaverse. One-shot about when Pride was first created by Father.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Father, Pride - Complete